Early thread 404'd edition
Practise languages, banter, meme, sing/play instruments, talk, &tc. Anything you want to waste Vocaroo's bandwidth on. Females encouraged.
>Obligatory English: I liked the first one and would like to hear more people read from this master-piece
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1xzL7ANxIbV
"Avada Kedavra, Spencer, to you, Spencer. Avada Kedavra to you, Spencer.
You think you're something special, Spencer.
You think you're something brand new,
But you're old oats, Spencer. You're old, dry, stale oats, Spencer.
I'm a magician, Spencer. A furious magician. Ooooh. You're a tall glass of water, aren't you, Spencer? You boy, precious boy. I'm Ben Bernanke, Spencer, and I want your teeth for the federal reserve. I'm cutting interest rates in half, Spencer, and I need your teeth.
I'll admit, Spencer, you're handsome, but what have you done with it? You think you can mock me, Spencer? Do you? Do you think you can mock me, Spencer? Do you think you can capture my essence and throw it back at me.. with humour and rhetorical devices? Well, you can't, Spencer; you don't know what I'm capable of. I need your teeth for my Lonely Hearts Club Band, Spencer."
>also poker all day
>also r.i.p. eazy-e
http://vocaroo.com/i/s10QRBL5MHYc
>>57226979
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0FtAJ3g0o1R
>>57227123
>>57227295
2autistic4you?
>>57227889
Post more !
>>57227938
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1liSR9BdMpW
>>57228205
Was that entirely in Spanish ? Man I got bad.
>>57228327
Catalan.
>>57228356
Ok I was worried for a second.
>>57226979
That was great.
Ear rape warning: http://vocaroo.com/i/s0rWdtJ1tUcB
>>57226979
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1W2YXoom3T6
I should take a pause
>>57229241
Nice.
I feel like singing
Read the following, focus on performance:
“There is something sad about people going to bed. You can see they don’t give a damn whether they’re getting what they want out of life or not, you can see they don’t ever try to understand what we’re here for. They just don’t care. Americans or not, they sleep no matter what, they’re bloated mollusks, no sensibility, no trouble with their conscience.
I’d seen too many troubling things to be easy in my mind. I knew too much and not enough. I’d better go out, I said to myself, I’d better go out again. Maybe I’ll meet Robinson. Naturally that was an idiotic idea, but I dreamed it up as an excuse for going out again, because no matter how I tossed and turned on my narrow bed, I couldn’t snatch the tiniest scrap of sleep. Even masturbation, at times like that, provides neither comfort nor entertainment. Then you're really in despair.”
>>57230131
Can you try doing Der Erlkönig?
>>57230131
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iSnmK5nM02A
>>57230281
If you give me a link sure, I don't know of a melody to the Erlkönig tbqh
>>57226979
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1fOV6jXHOiT
>>57230131
European Anthem, nao.
>>57230397
https://youtu.be/yxX6ZGHCP0I
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Der_Erlk%C3%B6nig#Text
Is iad Seo Linn atá ag uimhir 1 lena n-amhrán dátheangach ‘Music Makers’ inniu, comhartha iontach dar le Stiofán Ó Fearail, príomhamhránaí an bhanna, go mbainfidh siad barr na gcairteacha Éireannacha amach ag deireadh na seachtaine.
>>57230136
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1VMroGc89Ny
>>57230131
Me too.
>>57230402
>>57228356
Could one of you guys post some spanish text for us to read?
>>57230628
El término gúgol es el nombre de un número acuñado en 1938 por Milton Sirotta, un niño de 9 años, sobrino del matemático estadounidense Edward Kasner. Kasner anunció el concepto en su libro Las matemáticas y la imaginación. Isaac Asimov dijo en una ocasión al respecto: «Tendremos que padecer eternamente un número inventado por un bebé». Un gúgol es un uno seguido de cien ceros, o lo que es lo mismo, en notación científica, uno por diez a la cien. Un gúgol es aproximadamente igual al factorial de 70, y sus únicos factores primos son 2 y 5 (cien veces cada uno). Escrito en el sistema binario ocupa 333 bits. El gúgol no es de particular importancia en las matemáticas y tampoco tiene usos prácticos. Kasner lo usó para ilustrar la diferencia entre un número inimaginablemente grande y el infinito. A veces es también usado de esta manera en la enseñanza de las matemáticas.
>>57230628
"Todo buen español debería mear siempre mirando hacia Inglaterra"
>>57230136
http://vocaroo.com/i/s04ryvH72i9g
>>57230936
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1nQhF8J20ii
any advice would be appreciated, thanks
>>57230936
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Rxyg3wb9R4
>>57231119
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1luWRxXkrlo
Ayyy, it's that time again for me to annoy the thread by pitching about out poker room. We play at this site: http://www.bluffave.com/vocaroothread
It's cool because it has a VoIP feature so we mainly just use it to chat, but it's not as weird as like a Skype group or Tinychat because we can play a game too during silences.
Free to sign-up, don't need to use a real e-Mail to register, etc. etc. come play!
>>57231832
>you really shouldn't kill yourself and your poker room sounds really cool
April Fool's!
>>57230136
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1oaLBA9msi0
#2
>>57231904
Don't bully Babs
>>57230390
Here Babs
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Dlno5FzZaa
>>57230460
Here you go, Italy
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KqlVPyGyEr
>>57230530
You will have to give me more time with that, that's hard
>>57230559
Then do it! If I can do it so can you!
>>57232022
>Here Babs
>right click
>save as "Awesome Voc.mp3"
thank you so much <3
>>57231432
Why would I need to advise you, I understand everything you said 100%. Pretty good m80
>>57231617
Notice the acute accent marks, they carry the accentuation on a word. Couple words I heard
>número
you said nuMEro, it should be NUmero
>matemático
you said matemaTIco, it should be mateMAtico
and so on. The rest is good
Oh, you ate some letters of some words specially numbers, kek
>>57232114
I always forgot the accents, thanks for the rate !
>>57232113
o-oh my thank you babs you're making me blush.
Or is this just an april fool's joke? ;_;
>>57231942
>>57231347
Quite nice. Work on weeding out the heavy pronunciations, and you should be good.
>>57232022
Very nice, thanks
>>57232291
>heavy pronunciations
What do you mean by that?
>>57232290
>Or is this just an april fool's joke? ;_;
Definitely not It's right next to this one:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1zNbbZDKOFO
>>57232327
You pronounce some things heavily, like "what", and "troubling". Not wrong per se, but you could use training to sound more natural.
>>57232450
>babs is saving my singing
sweating man.jpg
>>57232292
Post Italian
Barna kerítésen estem seggre.
>>57232542
Post Swedish.
>>57232542
Oh beato terreno
del vago Eupili mio,
ecco al fin nel tuo seno
m’accogli; e del natìo
aere mi circondi;
e il petto avido inondi!
Già nel polmon capace
urta sé stesso e scende
quest’etere vivace,
che gli egri spirti accende,
e le forze rintegra,
e l’animo rallegra.
Però ch’austro scortese
qui suoi vapor non mena:
e guarda il bel paese
alta di monti schiena,
cui sormontar non vale
borea con rigid’ale.
Né qui giaccion paludi
che dall’impuro letto
mandino a i capi ignudi
nuvol di morbi infetto:
e il meriggio a’ bei colli
asciuga i dorsi molli
>>57230390
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lcfZRR62k0
Now i understand why i dropped studying german a few years ago
>>57231119
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1EtbJhEDotO
>>57230530
I'm sorry Bulgaria but I'll have to do it tomorrow ;_;
It will be better than it could have ever been today though, I promise!
I'll do my very best for you <3.
>>57232985
wonderful
>>57232971
>Italian dropped studying german
Why do you keep betraying us italy ;_;
"Saludos al señor Migato, desde un país muy lejano"
>>57232651
Wouldn't be able to rate
>>57232699
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lCAI6ibUrV
>>57233084
N-nothing personal, I just realized it would take more than I expected ;_;
I will start again one day, I promise.
I could be good at this point if I havent dropped it :(
>>57233091
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wzgA3Hm6qk
>>57233091
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1uQyvx0IO7E
>>57233200
Oh, long time no see.
>>57233290
Start again today!
Don't let your dreams!
We need to re-establish the Rome-Berlin-Axis!
>>57233200
>it's the swedish girl or dude with feminine voice that confuses me
Gotta work on dat gi/gli sound outta ten. Good work though.
In any case
U P P S A L A
P
P
S
A
L
A
>>57233368
Been a little busy lately (luckily)
>>57233562
Can you vocaroo the poem?
Is there any way to know how to stress the words?
Someone post more Spanish or German please!
>>57232699
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0TfYLy8i48d
>>57233791
Nope, stresses are pretty much depends on the word itself, but a poem tries to maintain a certain metric nonetheless with its choice of words. Not me, you can have >>57234252
>>57234178
"A ver si formáis Gobierno, que estoy deseando ir a España". Así se dirigió el presidente de Estados Unidos, Barack Obama, al ministro de Asuntos Exteriores español, José Manuel García-Margallo, en la cena oficial en la Casa Blanca con la que se abrió la Cumbre de Seguridad Nuclear que termina hoy en Washington. Margallo contó la anécdota a los medios de comunicación en un breve encuentro poco antes del inicio del Plenario de la cumbre.
>>57234178
Hey! muy buenas a todos guapísimos, aquí Vegeta777 en un nuevo directo de Planeta Vegeta y hoy nos encontramos ante el primer episodio de esta nueva temporada y lo primero que vamos a hacer va a ser escapar de esta zona porque al parecer. Bueno, bueno, bueno. ¡Que pillamos nada más empezar!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oM9fUlGET-w
>>57233791
>Been a little busy lately (luckily)
Har skaffat jobb, antar jag ;^)
Long spanish shit ahead:
"Él la amó, durante mil, cien mil años.
Ella caló en lo más profundo de él, quien acabó por dedicarle su vida entera.
Todos sus respiros, todas sus palabras tenían un poco de ella.
Fue por ello que él nunca logró entender cuando ella decidió sacrificarse, "por el bien del Reino".
Él nunca logró superar su pérdida, y el mismo Reino le pareció podrido desde entonces.
Sin ella, él fue un gobernante autoritario pero ineficaz, que logró en pocos años destruir milenios de historia y milenios de sueños.
Él hizo que el sacrificio de ella fuera, finalmente, en vano, y con su muerte, todo lo que ella había sido, creado y protegido pasó al olvido."
Can someone post something in German please!
>>57235438
De dónde eres?
Vosotras, las familiares
inevitables golosas,
vosotras, moscas vulgares
me evocáis todas las cosas.
¡Oh, viejas moscas voraces
como abejas en abril,
viejas moscas pertinaces
sobre mi calva infantil!
Moscas de todas las horas
de infancia y adolescencia,
de mi juventud dorada;
de esta segunda inocencia,
que da en no creer en nada,
en nada.
¡Moscas del primer hastío
en el salón familiar,
las claras tardes de estío
en que yo empecé a soñar!
Y en la aborrecida escuela
raudas moscas divertidas,
perseguidas, perseguidas
por amor de lo que vuela.
Yo sé que os habéis posado
sobre el juguete encantado,
sobre el librote cerrado,
sobre la carta de amor,
sobre los párpados yertos
de los muertos.
Inevitables golosas,
que ni labráis como abejas,
ni brilláis cual mariposas;
pequeñitas, revoltosas,
vosotras, amigas viejas,
me evocáis todas las cosas.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mpy3Xpd6nVQ
>>57235552
Chile
>>57235670
Wna, posteas en /mämmi/?
>>57230936
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1rQiAZb8f33
>>57234899
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ypRenT90xa
>>57236191
muy bien
9.9/10
>>57236237
Thanks man.
Gib something to sing
>>57236500
Kalinka please
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qTezBqj7uF
Kaarel vidand kord möisas sönigud. Kasudand meelega köikse pikemad teed läbi möisa pargi ja pääukse eest läbi.
Parun näinud ja teinud sönad seltsi: "Kuule, Kaarel, seda teed kasutavad mul võõrad- Ära sina siia tule!"
"Äga menagid paruna vennas ole, ikka vööras, ikka vööras," ja läind vankri rappudes edasi, söningurada järgi.
:/
>>57236500
https://youtu.be/r4oBXzmczlU
>there will never be an /int/ choir to sing silly quasi-soviet songs with
Why live
>>57237290
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1QlgyJRQVrx
at least I tried
>>57236861
http://vocaroo.com/i/s03oHOijM9uR
>>57238081
Thanks, my heart melted.
Bomp
PLS PLS PLS
EL PERUANO: DURANTE SU
NIÑEZ... ES OBLIGADO A ORDEÑAR
CABRAS..VACAS... LIMPIAR ESTABLOS
``EL PERUANO ``SIEMBRA`` PAPAS. CEBOLLAS`` Y HACE TRABAJOS
AGRARIOS!!..el peruANO NO SE BAÑA , NO ESTUDIA ,
NO VA A LA ESCUELA , AL COLEGIO NO VA A LA UNIVERSIDAD ES UN SER IGNORATE TORPE,
CERRADO , BRUTO , ESTUPIDO , SOEZ , REPUGNANTE
-QUE ES PERUANO EN ``LATÌN ???
*``INDIUS HEDIONDUS MONUS``
¿ COMO RECONOCER A UN PeruANO ES LA COSA MÁS FACIL, AQUI CITAMOS SUS PRINCIPALES CARACTERISTICAS:
0- SON FEOS, HORRIBLES, ABYECTOS, INSIGNIFICANTES...HEDIONDOS
1- SON MARRONES, COLOR CACA, TIRANDO PARA COBRIZOS, PARECEN MOJONES
2- SON ENANOS, 1M50 A 1M60, PARECEN DUENDES ANDINOS
3- SON PATAS CORTAS O PATA CHUECA , VERDADEROS ENGENDROS DE LA NATURALEZA
4- NO TIENEN CULO, NI HOMBRES NI MUJERES
5- NO TIENEN CUELLO, PARECEN GUSANOS CON LODO
6- TIENEN LA TREMENDA NARIZ, DE CONDOR, O TUCAN
7- SON OREJONES, YA LOS ESPAÑOLES LOS LLAMABAN ASI
8- SON ACHINADOS Y NO TIENEN PÁRPADOS
9- TIENEN POMULOS SALIENTES
10- TIENEN LA CARA REDONDA E HINCHADA , ESTOS CARA DE GUANACO
>>57230136
http://vocaroo.com/i/s15igtlZ8pz4
>>57237304
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hacxDsNS4i
>>57240262
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1FBiNO5smjc
someone r8
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0xk3X1KchAn
Gimme gimme chicken tendies,
Be they crispy or from Wendys.
Spend my hard-earned good-boy points,
on Kid's Meal ball pit burger joints.
Mummy lifts me to the car,
To find me tendies near and far.
Enjoy my tasty tendie treats,
in comfy big boy booster seats.
McDonald's, Hardee's, Popeye's, Cane's,
But of my tendies none remains.
She tries to make me take a nappy,
But sleeping doesn't make me happy.
Tendies are the only food,
That puts me in the napping mood.
I'll scream and shout and make a fuss,
I'll scratch, I'll bite, I'll even cuss!
Tendies are my heart's desire,
Fueled by raging, hungry fire.
Mummy sobs and wails and cries,
But tears aren't tendies, nugs or fries.
My good-boy points were fairly earned,
To buy the tendies that I've yearned.
But there's no tendies on my plate!
Did mummy think that I'd just ate?
"TENDIES TENDIES GET THEM NOW,
YOU FAT, UNGRATEFUL, SLUGGISH SOW!"
I screech while hurling into her eyes,
My foul-smell bowel-dwelling diaper surprise.
For she who is un-pooped on is she who remembers:
Never forget my chicken tenders.
post french
>>57241436
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1FBiNO5smjc
is it only a Chilean thing to pronounce "nazis" as "nasis" instead of "natsis?"
Also,
9/10, the part with "la sangre alemana fluye" sounds a bit strange
>>57241515
Impressive. Have some good boy points.
>>57241582
"Pourquoi l’avait-elle épousé ? C’était vrai qu’il n’avait montré aucune hâte. Thérèse se souvient que la mère de Bernard, Mme Victor de la Trave, répétait à tout venant : « Il aurait bien attendu, mais elle l’a voulu, elle l’a voulu, elle l’a voulu. Elle n’a pas nos principes, malheureusement ; par exemple, elle fume comme un sapeur : un genre qu’elle se donne ; mais c’est une nature très droite, franche comme l’or. Nous aurons vite fait de la ramener aux idées saines. Certes, tout ne nous sourit pas dans ce mariage. Oui…la grand-mère Bellade…je sais bien… mais c’est oublié, n’est-ce pas ? On peut à peine dire qu’il y a eu scandale, tellement ç’a été bien étouffé. Vous croyez à l’hérédité, vous ? Le père pense mal, c’est entendu ; mais il ne lui a donné que de bons exemples : c’est un saint laïque. Et il a le bras long. On a besoin de tout le monde. Enfin, il faut bien passer sur quelque chose. Et puis, vous me croirez si vous voulez : elle est plus riche que nous. C’est incroyable, mais c’est comme ça. Et en adoration devant Bernard, ce qui ne gâte rien. »"
Here you go lad. you don't have to read it all.
>>57241684
>"nazis" as "nasis" instead of "natsis?"
yeah I wasn't sure which one to use
>>57230136
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1TU0MnHxKO8
>>57241515
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1aD5K8ZpPiI
>>57235438
can anyone try this one?
>>57241769
el findlandiANO
we say "nasis"
your spanish was perfect until the end
>"hastaL muerte" instead "hasta la muerte"
>>57242276
I'll try
>>57242454
thanks, kind of rushed it since I've heard that peruANOs speak really fast
>>57242276
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1iLIRthppOM
Can't do much better right now I'm afraid.
>>57235438
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0pWlaW80fdb
>>57243156
>juanita
>white
>>57242571
>>57243156
Thanks a lot!
both are very good
Finland's is a bit robotic though
>>57243405
>robotic
Always
>>57243323
>Chilean
>Talking about whiteness
bumping, will rate english in abit
>>57232985
bretty good 10/10
Spanish should be easy for a Finn because the phonology of each letter is very similar.
>>57226979
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0UzUpp37ydm
r8 m8s blease :DD
>>57241515
http://vocaroo.com/i/s05lXtZ9V4Mr
Getting really tired (been up for 24 hours now). Will rate the rest if the thread is still alive, but it prolly won't be so I'll rate the rest tomorrow.
>>57229175
>Sorry, the requested media could not be found. It may have expired or been deleted.
;_;
>>57229241
>ooots
>teet
>preeeshuss
:3 such a nice accent. btw, Bernanke is pronounced as three syllables with the emphasis on the second, like "Ber-*nank*-ee."
>>57230402
Quite nice man. I especially liked the way your said, "I'll admit you're handsome.......what have you done with it?" that really sounded spot on.
>>57230559
>/i/s1VMroGc89Ny
I did notice you messed up a few words such as "bloated," "sensibility," and "idiotic" (i think you actually said "ideologic;" but I think you already how to properly say the so there's no need for me correct them.
![JH8A3wM[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/1TRqXE1.png "JH8A3wM[1].png")
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0FUVjW64sfQ
Time for some piano improv with a german schlager.
>>57247050
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KRp2Ub8qVU
Gonderful
Now it's dime to sleeb :D
Good night m8
![dbz-hitler[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/vVWCpHq.jpg "dbz-hitler[1].jpg")
>>57247050
Aw shiet, compressors fucked up on me and cut out some vocals.
>>57226979
http://vocaroo.com/i/s05lwmEdZ4gu
>>57247050
>dat production quality
![screen-shot-2014-12-04-at-10-16-30-am[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/33XMXjH.png "screen-shot-2014-12-04-at-10-16-30-am[1].png")
>>57247884
Glad you enjoyed it, here, have something from last night;
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Ma6MZZolsU
