ITT: Post your real name and rate other people's names.
My name is Anthony.
Busmaster
Hi friends. Chad here, reporting in
Tfw Tom. I think it's alright.
Ruby
>tfw old granny and/or stripper ame
>>27546794
Overly romantic guy name
>>27546812
Chad name
My name is Andres
Zak
>Manuel
>beaner as fuck name
>>27546887
holy shit, this was from acen 2015. I cosplayed as solaire. I'm not suprised this shit made it on 4chan seeing how acen is 4chan personified
>>27546924
is your last name Labor?
Sidney.
IT'S SPELT WITH AN I AND IT'S NOT A GIRL'S NAME.
>Nathan
Who /autism name/ here
>>27546794
Walter
Not original
>>27546964
> have heard this joke many times before
>>27546794
>Connor
FUCK YOU MUM I WANTED TO BE CALLED MALCOLM OR ALISTAIR YOU KEKS
Ah, I approve of such a thread. I am known as MrTheShadowon. I have taken the liberty of introducing myself numerous times on this board so it would not come as such a surprise were I to be received in a way akin to a celebrity.
I shall take this opportunity gracefully to invite you all to converse with me on my Steam profile, though more importantly you are all granted my written express permission to enlist in the New Order Of The Brotherhood of Makuta
Here is the link to the aforementioned group - http://steamcommunity.com/groups/NOBOM
You need not be versed in the lore of Bionicle, the only pre-requisite is the willingness to be and remain loyal to Teridax. I can be found in the group at the helm.
Furthermore, I have chosen to include an image of the Garry's Mod OC. He is known as Omniscient Harvey The Disloyal. Should you wish to RP and learn of his utterly treacherous ways, I await your challenge.
Omniscient Harvey The Disloyal: Muhahaha, see ya round you... Canadian.
D-Don't laugh. My name isCocoa.
>>27546984
Classy yet robot-like
My name is Manuel
I'm Miguel.
>>27546924
>>27546987
It could be worse, at least you aren't a girl.
Ryan. I'm not sure if it's beta or not.
Name is christian, it's pretty alright name in my opinion, but would rather have a stronger one.
Yam or some variation thereof
>>27547019
Hello it's me it's the SAMUEL
>>27547037
but it's a cute name.
Jimmy is the name
>>27547037
I won't laugh if you be my nonwhite gf
>>27547037
Are you a nigger? If not that's a cute girl.Unless you're a guy, in that case it's gay as fuck.
>>27547019
>>>/r/eddit
fuck off back there shit cunt
>>27547041
Yeah, not a girl like >>27546967
Master
>>27547071
Fuck off autist
>>>/soc/
Is Leo a good name?
>>27547067
Being a faggot is the game.
>>27547071
>a cute girl
I mean a cute name. Damn you for posting a qt animu pic.
>>27547037
AND THERE WAS THREE NIGGAS! IT WAS THREEEEEEEE
AND COCOA WAS HIS MOTHERFUCKIN' NAME, YO
>>27547037
Name instantly brings images of run down black hookers into my head. 0/10
My name is Emily. Derp.
>>27547054
You were exiled from the esteemed group "The New Order Of The Brotherhood Of Makuta"
Now hold your tongue or I shall singe it off. -He raises his inferno blade and takes a sip from his rare solid gold Attack On Titan mug- Ah very refreshing.
-He turns to you and you are intimidated- You were SAYING?!
Sure, my name is Jabba
That is totally my real name.
>>27547104
>tfw no emily gf
Leave this board normie
My name is Tim. Longer version sounds too childish I find.
>>27547037
Your parents just set you up to be a stripper from birth, didn't they?
>>27547104
Do you have a feminine dick?origami
>>27547131
Then you're a retarded faggot Timothy
My name is Lawrence.
please rate.
I fucking hate my name so I go by the shortened version. Real name: Marcela.
>>27547153
It's alright if you let people just call you lance if not then you are a fag
Oscar
>Fuck these other niggas, I'll be right by your side 'til 3005
My name is Tony.
I don't know how to feel about it.
>>27547153
It's a good name, not too common. I like it.
>>27547153
Of Arabia/10
>>27547173
Hi tony how is timmy doing?
Paul
>tfw autism name
i was doomed from birth
Who /daniel/ here?
>tfw the Damn daniel meme is finally dead
We survived guys
>>27546794
Anthony is a simple name but has always been one of my most liked names.
>>27546984
Walter is a nice name too.
>>27546891
I don't think Ruby is too much of a stripper name but it sounds really 70s or something.
My name is Angelica.
>>27547224
Paul isn't autism name, it's a very good business name, get into business law.
>>27547149
47 tenticles
>>27547230
Not quite mate. Around my area, I still hear those trashy teens with their ghetto memes saying it.
>>27547235
Your name made me think of this
>>27546891
Ruby sounds like a pure waifu's name
>>27547236
>get into business law
with a GED?
>>27547085
B-but I'm not a girl...
>>27547253
Yeah I get Angelica Pickles/ Rugrats all the time or "Are you an Angel?"
Connor
tfw you have the same name as your crushes little sister.
My name is Erina.
>>27547290
Do you look like Angelica?
>>27547162
Single aunt name.
You better start to grab what you can while you are still young.
>>27546694
m e m e
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m
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Joel
what in the fuck is wrong with my content
>>27547291
Terminator
>>27547299
God Eater
>>27547162
What's wrong with that name? Generic spic name, but nothing terrible
>H-hello my name is Henry
>>27547305
No I look like Suzy.
>>27547290
so you're a girl? fuck off you piece of shit
>>27547353
Would you be into racepIay?
Jarrod
i get picked on for the Jared Fogle pedo thing all the time, i dont even look like him
>>27547393
Fuck off pedo faggot
Andre.
Only people I ever meet with the same name are all black.
>>27547037
Are you Hoto?
>>27547393
Just say you pronounce your name like JAE-ROD or JAR-ROD not JARED
>>27547406
even robots cuck my shit up
why am i living right now
>>27547415
The eighth wonder of the world
Rosemary
tfw a flower
>>27547360
Yeah how many boys do you know what the name Angelica?
>>27547371
No.
>>27547339
Joel is a pretty nice name.
>>27547435
Best name in the thread
>>27547444
thx bb
>>27547444
>No
Too bad nigger
Carlos
Where my fellow spics at?
Thanks for the thread to test one of my many data collection bots, retards.
>>27547041
Miguel reporting in as well. Whats its like having a common beaner name?
>>27547477
Jose, here
pham
>>27546794
Robert
I hate it, with my muffled beta voice it sounds like rover
Christopher
I-Is it nice?
>>27547493
Terrible. I like my name but I hate every other Miguel I know, and I know like a dozen of them.
>>27547415
andre the giantfaggot
My name is Isabel, and no one else has this name. It is original.
No one else.
>>27547549
Chewed my fingernails today tbqh
>>27547534
It is nice.
I would call you Topher
Or Tofu
>>27547477
Cristian reporting in
>>27547549
I have a cousin named isabel
>>27547549
My grandmother has that name.Not really, her name is Elizabeth but spics can't pronounce it.
i want spics to get off my fucking board
>>27547104
HOLY FUCK EMILY, YOU ARE FAR FROM ROBOT... GTFO
>>27547605
shut up you cuckold
blacks dominate your pathetic race
michael reporting in
this is an original comment
>>27547605
Porque? Jealous when you see your white women getting wet over Enrique Iglesias or Pitbull?
>>27547605
Temo que eso no sera posible, senor.
>>27547605
are you asian? this board belongs to asia. if not kys cumskin
>>27547653
>>27547638
>>>>>>>>>pretending any of your women wouldn't drop to their knees for a chance at superior and financially stable white cock
>>27547605
I want crybaby irrational autists to fuck off
>>27547669
>he's proud to be some spic cunt's personal wallet
>>27547669
nothing superior about a sissy cuckold tho senpai
>>27547564reeHow could you
>>27547602
Had me worried for a second.
>>27547585
Surprise, cousin.
Hayley
>>27547104
>>27547235
>>27547299
cute names
>>27547693
>>27547698
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>if i catch lequisha or spicarella sleeping with another man i'll kill her and bury her in my backyard, she's my property and she does what i say
Dawn.
My mom wanted me to have an 80 year old grandma's name.
>>27547733
>unironicaIly defending cheating
>>27546794
Mine is Faustus.
One of you fem""""""""""""bots""""""""""""""""" be my gf right now
>>27547733
>unironically posting green arrows like a retard
stupid cumskin
My name is Connor.
>>27547714
>How could you
Feels good
Jeremy/Jeremiah
>>27547742
>>saying I'd kill someone if i catch them cheating
>>this is defending cheating
>>27547763
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>not realizing multiple arrows is ironic
how old are you two?
>>27547668
yeah i am asian
all this fuckin salt from the spics is hilarious
>>27547807
Which one is it though
There's a big difference, one's cute the other one's jew
Anna - not very original I suppose.
Everyone pronounces it like the character from Frozen and I want to die because of it.
>>27547808
There's literally nothing wrong with killing a cheating slut cuck faggot
>>27547822
i don't speak your language chink 2bh
>>27547777
That looks like something a Connor would do.
>>27547783
Oh well, tbqh. I won't judge your degenerate life style.
Zakery
>>27547830
see >>27547760
or fuck off normy
Stop shitting the thread with your race bullshit. If any of you want to insult people based on their ethnic background make a thread specifically for that or fuck off to /int/ or /pol/.
>>27547822
As a spic I agree. Most of them are conflictive retards that can't take a joke.
Carmen.
Surprising that this is not original. I haven't met anyone with my name before.
>>27547830
pls be in arendelle
>>27547863
>>27547760
get out norman "femanon"
>>27547834
HOOOOOOOLEE SHIT
I must be getting the stupid cream of the retard crop
When using the greentext arrows one does not always mean what they say. In this case, when I said:
>>this is defending cheating
what I meant was:
>>killing a cheating ho isn't defending cheating dickhead
got it fuckwit?
>>27547322
I hear ya. I'm really trying.
>>27547888
No. I rather like it here.
>>27547067
ayyy my name is Jimmy also, it's a decent name
>>27547830
Just let it go, Anna. Let it go.
>>27547930
Then be my gf norman
>>27547850
I would be your qt gf but I'm not very cute so I don't think you would want me lmao.
>>27547937
Meme'd
wake me up plese
>>27547949
idc as long as you watch good anime with me
>>27547949
Don't care
Post contact
I never said anything about being qt
Claire.
i know its a fat girls name
>>27547883
>>27547937
I hate you both :^)orginalllllll
>>27547824
Jeremiah by birth name but, I've always been called Jeremy for short.
>one's cute
th-thanks
>>27547852
"Don't insult people based on ethnicity here." "Spics are mostly retards"
>>27547975
No it's a normie name
Fuck off
Richard
Please be gentle
>>27547993
Jeremiah is the "jew" name anon
It's a fine name either way
>>27547973
NO SHE'S MINE
original comment
>>27547975
I've seen that movie at least a dozen times.
>>27547777
You're the kinda kid that wants to be an assassin's creed character
>>27547948
I don't think my husband would enjoy that much.
Savannah.
>>27547824
>implying the jew one isn't more cute
oy vey
>>27548020
I posted for her to be my gf
Now fuck off cuck
>>27548027
>>>/soc/ normie
Every post you make is shit and brings board quality down you cunt
>>27547994
I get a free pass if I'm one of them. And I'm not complaining about the insults, I'm complaining about the derailment.
Where'd you guys go?
>>27547973
kind of scared to post contact info on here - I don't have an email so should I just post kik or what?
>>27548028
If you're an autist from Texas I rembmer you
Wife tier if I recall
Brendan.
my parents can't even spell Brandon correctly
Abraham Goldhirsch
>>27548044
no that was my post idiot. i bet you have bad taste in everything, fucking numbskull. she's my femanon im going to ORBIT HER ME ME
>>27548057
fuck dude
i will reinstall kik to talk to you but its just to get your skype
>>27548044
>Board quality
>On /r9k/
This is why this is the funniest board.
I lied though, I don't have a husband.
>>27548057
Just create a cock.li mail or something.
>>27548057
Post a throwaway email and I'll send my kikor skype whichever you prefer
>>27548084
>DUDE IT WAS A RUSE
Fucking shitposting whore only proving my point
>>27548074
>>27548091
my Skype isglaceonxx
I have a stupid username sorry.
Hi, should we all put our names in the name field?
I feel like we are lying when we don't put our names.
>>27548116
>Being this mad
I can't imagine why you're single.
>>27548119
Added you famiIam
>>27548119
prepare to get doxxed retard
>>27548135
This isn't a forum, Eliot
>>27548135
eliot meme has been dead for months now...
gb2reddit
>>27548135
Ok.
Senpai sandwich.
>>27548142
>U MAD XD
Fuck off reddit
>>27546794
Ben
not black btw
>>27548170
I would prefer not to.
>>27548191
Don't care
Get the fuck out
>>27547153
Laurence is better tbqh
>>27548177
Is Ben a black name?
Hi I'm Jack
i lost
she didnt add me back
i will never show my face on r9k ever again
>>27548177
BEN FOREMAN
My name is Thorsten
Tamicka
>>27548236
She didn't add me either anon, don't worry
>>27547067I named my son James because it's such a nice sounding names. Easy to pronounce, lots of nicknames. Love it
>>27547291
Another connor here
>Conor
>conner
Just spell it the right way senpai
>>27548236
That's what you get for trusting in a roastie whore.
Matteo
>>27547863
Are you nice?Are you cute?
>>27548236
I have to add you back maybe tomorrow morning if you can wait (it's 1 am here and my room mates asleep) - I don't have the application on my phone lmao.
>>27548250
why dont you and i just date
are you gay
do you like big dicks
>>27548155
My name is literally Eliot
Elliot Rodger spells his name with two lls
no need to worry friend I know that you didn't mean to be stupid
>>27548285
No and no
Sorry anon it wasn't meant to be
My name is Tangilique
>>27547093
Yes it is
this is an original comment
Spencer
I hate my name
Andromeda >.>
>>27546794
>My name is Anthony.
>tfw your name is also anthony and it's somewhat rare enough that seeing it on the frontpage freaks you out
>>27548363
You posted on /his/ too
I think you were cool, but I can't remember
Vitor, that's my name
what do you guys think?
>>27548363
that's the equivalent of being named Milky Way.
>>27548059
hahahahahahahahah EPIC.
i was about to say the same fucking thing m8.
tho not quite wife tier, more of "go on adventures together" tier.
>>27548378
Bad ass af
commento originalo
>>27548357
qt name, desu
Unless you're black
>>27548393
First time I've heard that. Thank you
I'm white
>>27548382
Andromeda is a Greek name
>>27546794
Sounds like fun.
My name is Rafael.
My name is Leah, pretty much the worst biblical name ever.
>I will never be Rachel
>>27548424
>wanting any biblical name other than Mary
It's like you don't want to be the Queen of Heaven
>>27546794
>mfw my name is also Anthony
>>27548407
Well, good.
No reason to hate that name.
>>27548424
Leah was a roastie who could give children though.
You are named after a biblical Stacy.
>>27548393
How would being black make his name ugly?
>>27548422
Pretty cool actually
>>27548461
It would make him a qt, as it is a qt name.
But blacks cannot be qts.
>>27548485
I've seen plenty of black qts
Andrew. I'm a fisher of men.
Oleg
original senpai
>>27548502
blackbot internet defense force pls go
>>27548424
Want to be my gf :3c
>>27548541
Sounds awesome. Slavic sounding names are so fucking cool dude.
>>27548555
>tfw racism is against the rules and I can report you for it with impunity
Junpei
>>27548579
>implying niggers understand the concept of rules
>>27548579
Go ahead, you'll still be black though
>>27548571
T-t-t-thx
Joao Victor.
>>27547605
no se lo que quieres, amigo.
>>27548602
>>27548604
>full white
>live in a 97% white town
Stay jealous
>>27548280
I like think I'm nice. But I guess I wouldn't be able to judge.
>>27548636
And yet, here you are. It's one in the morning and you're hanging out on a Aborigines child pornography dialup BBS with the rest of us losers, white knighting for niggers.
>>27548633
Manero po
>>27548658
Are you fun anon?
my name is literally pooindaloo I'm not even kidding
>>27548690
>literally namefagging
>anon
You can't be serious
>>27548712
I'd recommend you go cry about it somewhere else
>>27548690
No, I'm really pretty boring unless you have the same niche interests.
name is literally Brad
chaddest of all chads
pls help
>>27548727
How niche are they?
>>27546794
Carlos Alberto Delacroix
>>27548447
Mary isn't bad, but I also think of Mary Magadalene who was far from a virgin.
>>27548454
>Father uses her as a trick
>Tries to make Jacob love her given the circumstances
>He still marries the younger, prettier sister
>Makes her womb a clown car to make Jacob happy
>God eventually pities Rachel and gives her two sons
Hardly sounds like a popular, pretty Stacey. More like a miserable, lonely woman desperate for love. The moral was "envy is wrong" but in the end Rachel got what she wanted from bearing Joseph but Leah and her children were basically fodder to protect Rachel and Joseph. Why was Rachel still able to get the sons she wanted, while Leah was never able to get the love she wanted?
Ethan.
r8 my name, brobots.
>>27548771
IMETHANBRADBERRY/10
>>27548780
fuck you.
aoeuoaeuaoeuaoeu
>>27548771
wow ethan, great moves
keep it up
proud of you :^)
oringallals
>>27548759
Mary Magdalene turned from her sinful ways and was redeemed by Christ. She was also the first one to find the empty tomb and got to talk to an angel.She stayed by Christ when he was crucified and the apostles ran. She's cool too
>>27546794
Alberto Barbosa.
Comentario originalissimo
Caesar
No salad or pizza jokes please
>>27548842
Caesar!? I love that type of salad!
XD
>>27548842
Your namesake was a great man
