I wonder how many of you are actually old virgins, and how many of you are just playing funsies.
I'm 26 and have literally never kissed a girl, let alone have sex.
So, my old virgins, let me know that you're there too.
20 years old, never been kissed, and I'm pretty sure the hugs were mostly pity/everyone else was doing it. Turning 21 soon and I have no reason to think this'll change.
>23 years old
>dropped out of high school
>never attended college or gotten a GED
>KHV
>never had a job
>spend all day in my bedroom listening to music and shitposting
I'm not even memeing. I'm just that shitty.
>>27468165
32kv. there's no hope.
only way out seems to be suicide
You might be 8 years older than me, but I'll kiss a woman before I hit the age of 26, you faggot!
B-Better yet, I'll have sex by then as well!
>>27468189
Do you have any plans for the future, anon?
>>27468210
Shut up faggot, your hair is dumb as shit btw. Did you go to the shit store and ask for style most popular with the underside of grease traps at McDonald's?
>>27468265
You're fucking dead, kiddo.
>>27468258
Not really. I'm just hoping I can maintain the status quo for as long as possible. Maybe I'll go for my GED if my parents threaten to kick me out.
>>27468165
>31 years old
>never been kissed, hugged, fucked, or held hands with
>had female friends in high school but found out recently that they all just pitied me (a friend on normiebook told me, one who is still close to all of them and who said she "wanted to be honest with me")
>never had a job
>graduated high school but never even attempted to go to collage
>rich parents, enabler as fuck, never once bothered me about never leaving my room or doing anything with my life
>both are in their late 60s
>both are supposedly incredibly sick
I only talk to them when I go upstairs to get food from the fridge, so I don't know what they have or anything but I'm worried they're going to die. They're enablers but I have two brothers and a sister who are all pretty fucking successful. I'm worried that when they die, I'll be left out of their inheritance, or at the very least, not get the house. I sometimes fantasize that they'll pity me so much that they'll leave me everything, and I can use my money to buy roastie cunt and lose my v card, but I doubt that'll happen. If it does I'll live post while losing my virginity to some 45 year old roastie milf.
>>27468210
Fuck off, Josuke
>23
>KV
>Most I've done is lewd Skype exchanges with a couple grils
>>27468334
Better cool your shit dork, wouldn't want your 80 year old pops to regret having forgotten he had you in the first place all over again.
Btw I think someone left a hot iron on top of your head for too long might wanna see the doctor about that; you can have him look at your ass after I've kicked it too.
>>27468354
>>rich parents, enabler as fuck, never once bothered me about never leaving my room or doing anything with my life
>>both are in their late 60s
>>both are supposedly incredibly sick
Maybe you should be checking out their will, dumbass.
At least you're blessed with money. I'd gladly remain virgin forever for a couple million dollars.
>>27468165
>37kv reporting (also know a 39kv guy)
>never went to high school
>never had a female friend
>don't have a boner in 4 years
>fap like 2 times a month (without an erection)
>balding since 29
>NEET
>>27468460
Yeah okay, I'll go upstairs to my possibly dying parents and ask them to see their will so I'll know if I'll be set for life after they die. Great plan, because I have such a warm and open relationship with my parents obviously. Fucking retard.
>>27468501
>fapping without an erection
Explain.
>>27468615
Hedge clippers.
That is all..
>>27468587
Well, dumbass, I guess there's a reason you're sitting in your parents' basement at the age of 31. Are you telling me you can't think of anyway to access their will, or bring it up to them in some way? Drag your fat nerd ass up there when they're gone and check their legal papers, idiot.
>>27468434
Funny. Why not get with a real girl for once instead of fucking all your dolphins? Keep the dolphin oil, don't want that shit getting anywhere near my hair.
>>27468643
I have no fucking clue where they are or what they look like, I leave my room only for food and shitting. (I use piss bottles but not shit bottles because for the life of me I cannot figure out how that would work. Also I doubt I could handle the smell.) How am I supposed to know where the papers are or how to find them? Even if I did, I wouldn't even know what to look for in the papers? Surely it isn't just a list of who gets what?
>>27468650
You can keep your slags, Lamesuke, aquatic pussy is a joy only for the elite. If you'll excuse me, I need to go visit a certain relevant prison to give my daughter a punchghost of her own.
Your hair still resembles a shit patty with a bootprint in it, though.
>>27468732
>Surely it isn't just a list of who gets what?
You have a computer, look it up, nerd. They'd keep documents like that with stuff like a deed to the house or the property they own; probably in a vault or a firesafe somewhere in their bedroom.
I'm sure you can figure it out if you want. You can always just leave it as a fun surprise, though. You either get totally fucked or you get your freedom. Dramatic, desu senpai.
>>27468165
25 and in the same position.
Do you care though? I've never made any attempt to actually get with anyone and don't plan to change that anytime soon, just want to chill out on my own and read yankii manga and listen to Jungle. Normies at work apparently find this impossible to believe.
>>27468165
I'm not actually a virgin, I just pretend to be one on the internet.
I'm 23. Just got in my first real relationship with my highschool crush and had my first kiss and lost my virginity 2 months ago. I'm really thinking about ending it though, I don't think I'm good enough.
I can greentext everything if anyone gives a shit.
>>27468870
I would like to have those experiences. As a human, I feel so lacking for not having those common experiences to reflect on. I don't even really know what a romantic kiss feels like, or what sex feels like; I don't know what it's like to have a girlfriend.
I've never made an attempt either, though. I hung out with a girl that seemed to be into me literally once, and she was the one who initiated it after I chatted with her a bit in class. I don't even know how to approach the whole thing, or where to find a partner at my age.
I'm so far behind my peers that I just feel pathetic and inadequate. The idea of actually having a girlfriend sounds boring and stressful after the honeymoon period, but I want to at least have that experience and deal with that phase at least once in my life.
>>27468165
>18 years old
>lost virginity to prostiute
>meet up with friend, his gf and two friends of friends gf
>one of the girls likes my looks for some reason
>took her virginity
>relationship lasted 3 months
All of the girls are 14. (Age of consent is 14 here)
>>27468995
>18 years old
>ballsy enough to lose it to a hooker
>smashed PTP
>tripfag
I hate you so fucking much
>>27468165
same age
never even held hands desu
>>27468910
you think she's going to leave you?
>30
>last time I had sex is 9 years ago
>>27468165
I was up until the age of 24. I know the feels and I sympathise.
>>27468630
suhdwiksjf;wkqs;f
>>27469040
I was nervous af about the thought of visiting a brothel and my one and only friend went with me so i wasnt nervous. I may have smashed fresh tight 14 year old pussy but i wont find a girl ever again bc im a sperg. I only had luck because of the way i look. Im not handsome but apperently there is something about my face that she liked
>>27468972
I don't know if it's weird but I have never once had to desire to actually get with a girl. I fap but honestly don't care about actually doing anything in real life. I also don't care that everyone apart from me has been through those things, doesn't really matter. And surprisingly I never get any shit for it since no one else seems to care either which is nice.
I don't know why the whole boards puts so much emphasis on losing their virginity, no one cares if you don't. It's like this whole board in 14.
>female
>25 year old
>virgin
I'm the most fucked up out of all of you
>>27468165
Literally with you but I'm 28.
I don't even think I'm that ugly
>>27469164
Can you bend over so I can thrust my sausage into your ham sandwich, desu?
>>27469071
Yeah.
>Made it obvious I had a crush on her in HS 8 years ago
>nothing happened, we never talked
>I cracked on day junior year, came up to her and started talking out of the blue
>we became pretty close friends but stayed away from doing much other than just talking every day
>in July I go on a trip and can't talk for a week, come back she has a bf
>cut contact for senior year, almost ignore her
>college starts, she starts texting me again, she has the epitome of Chad as a bf now
>this goes on until this past November when she breaks up with him
>says it was because he didn't make her happy, we fuck one night in January and she says she doesn't think she had enough time to understand what she wants, and is open to having someone else later
>now she says she only wants me, that she always did and shit like that which I know isn't true since she's had 3+ bfs over the course of knowing me and knowing how bad I wanted her.
>>27468165
I just lie t b h. I'm 27 and i have had sex but you'll all REEE at me if i admit it so i pretend i'm a khv. I come here because i'm depressed and lonely (yes it is possible to be lonely after you've lost your virginity you fucking REEEtards)
>23 years old
>Kissless virgin
>neet of two years, went to community college after graduating high school
>spend my days watching anime and playing vidya
>haven't even talked to a girl besides waitresses and cashiers since high school
>only leave the house once a month to go to doctors appointments and renew my meds
I'm a failure.
>>27469164
do you mean fucked up appearance wise or mental health wise?
not trying to be rude, just curious what your basis is.
>>27469164
Fuck off. You could literally go to the grocery store and chat up some dork boy and lose it within the hour if you really wanted. I'd come over and fuck you if I lived anywhere near you just to be rid of this vile curse.
>>27469214
It's a tranny, anon. You don't want any of that.
>>27469252
>lying on an anonymous image board about being a virgin to fit in with fat neckbeards, losers, teenagers and trannies
That's fucking hilarious
>>27469247
Don't really have any advice because of lack of experience. All I know is I'd feel the same if I were in your position. I never feel good enough.
On the bright side, you lost your virginity to the girl you were crushing on, maybe even the girl you love. That's still something right? A lot of people have their first fuck with someone they don't even care about.
>>27469267
I'd say both but can't tell anymore because I don't really leave the house
>>27469271
Hasn't worked in the past. Where do you live? Let's do it
>>27469349
Yeah, that's the only positives I can think of because it really hurts knowing she lost hers to some fuckass of a guy who was a total asshole. And obviously by the sex (which has been going on very much over the past two months) she has learned how to do a decent number of things, so that bugs me a lot when I could've had the chance to be more.
She refuses to tell me we're going to break up though, and just spams me with stuff about how much she loves me. I just don't want to get hurt when she decides to leave after 4 years like she's done before.
>>27469161
I guess people just like to have smth to wine about. Permanent mental drama.
>>27469389
The thing about woman is they can often be sexually attractive even if their bigger. I say this as a guy that occasionally faps to BBW. So female attractiveness is pretty debatable. Mental health is a more significant factor in female isolation, generally speaking.
19 and only kissed a girl back then when i was 16
>>27469491
>The thing about woman is they can often be sexually attractive even if their bigger.
not overweight at all
>>27469335
When you say it like that it does seem quite pathetic. But it's my only hobby
>>27469389I live in Maine, where you don't even live remotely near, but thanks anyway.
I'm 21. I'm not a virgin.
I can't believe you people.
Im legit almost 30 virgin manbaby. Some women want to get close to me but i avoid them because I know how it is going to turn out if I get too close. My life situation just sucks and I am embarrass about revealing it to anyone outside of family, trying to change but I am so late in the game I feel like just not even attempting anymore; i've already lost the opportunity to experience sex at a very young age, and the older you get, the idea of experiencing sex diminishes and loses it's magic of discovery/exploration; it just wont be the same even if I get sex now, i've already missed out. It's the life the universe/god wanted to experience vicariously through me as a short-lived small limited lifeform, my life will be stored in the temporal universal archives for eternity as I evolve my soul reincarnating into other lifeforms like god. Ah... i've lost my mind.
>>27469576
If we were normal, functioning people, we wouldn't be on /r9k/ during working hours. What did you expect, exactly?
I have one bloody good reason why I can't get laid.
>Be me
>Live in a village full of old people
>One car, always in use by my mother
>Nearest social spot is 10 miles away
>No one in my village socialises, at all.
Fuck you guys.
>>27469605
>we could've experienced this life as any other conscious lifeform
>we get the husks that experience eternal virginity
>>27469575
You're right. Sorryor not because it probably would have been terrible and awkward anyway. Maybe in a cute way though. Good luck anon
>>27468165
28 never made whoopie with a gril ever.
kissed 2, but each time i did that gross slimy wet stinky shit it ended up being a traumatic and awful experience with rejection. never made out. just a bad kisser i guess and it's yuck anyway so whatever. fuck everything about grils they have ruined me. at least porn and jerking off never lets me down and never hurts my feelings. all i need really.
29, 0 experience on anything related to women outside of family/retail, waiting to become a wizard in around 8 months.
I'll be 28 in 25 days and I've never even hugged a man before.
I would have apparently been beautiful if I didn't get fat as a child and wrecked my body because my face gets compliments even without wearing makeup. After I finish losing the 70ish lbs left to go, I'm going to have massive amounts of loose skin. Shit sucks, but oh well.
>>27469425
Just saying, there are lots of guys who like girls that never get to kiss them or have sex with them. If it does end, then evaluate your life and whether relationships are worth it. But until then maybe you can just enjoy the ride. Maybe.
>>27468165
I came here to see people way deeper in the abyss of depression, an cuck faggotry, it raise my self-esteem.
>>27469605
Sounds like your world is ending. Just let it tumble down and let it kill you inside.
> 25
> everythingless virgin
> no friends
> spend most of time improving self and chilling
> relatively successful
> apparently good looking
> apparently big cock
> apparently sexy deep voice
On the surface I have everything going for me, yet no girl has ever wanted me. FFS I should have gotten the eyes or a smile at least once based on just looks, but no.
I got some temporary insanity a couple days ago and posted my pic here. Got told to make an okcupid acco and I'd get a gf in a month or two.
Now I'm making up all sorts of excuses for not doing it.
> internet dating is for losers (yeah, right, like I can go any deeper)
> what if someone I know is there
> they all lie and only take myspace angles
> the fuck would I do if someone messages me, I've never been on a date
>>27468165
Was in a one year relationship with this girl I met about 6 years ago online untill recently. She was perfect. I want to diewomen aren't worth it
>22
>lost my virginity about a month ago>on tinder_________
>>27469797
Did you always keep to yourself? Like not hang out with any group, whether school friends, church, etc.? Do you have a resting face that comes off as anti-social?
If you are attractive then that's probably why you aren't getting attention. You're too much of an unknown quantity.
>23
>all i've done is kiss 2 females
>feel like blowing my brains out
>guns aren't legal here
>>27469897
>tinder
Story please
>>27469918
I last had friends ten years ago, and they were nerds like me. Nowadays I only leave the house to shop, and when the weather's nice, hike.
I had uni buddies I enjoyed being around, but we never did anything outside school hours. They didn't ask me and I didn't ask them.
> bad resting face
I think I did, in HS people used to ask what's wrong anon, why are you sad, when I was just neutral. In uni I made a point to smile when in public.
>>27469975
>match with girl
>meet her in a couple days
>grab coffee and chat
>keep hanging out
>it progresses to us drinking together
>one time get really drunk
>I half-jokingly mention I have lube with me
>well, do you have a condom?
>fuck like rabbits on the beach 30 min later
>next time we hook up
>she leaves with no explanation after we're done
That really hurt like a bitch at first
>>27468165
27 years old khhv here. What do you want to know?
I get weird vibes when reading certain posts supposedly from old virgins that are full of tendies peepeepoopoo memes because I don't think it's possible to find this funny and be that immature at that age even when you're a permavirgin neet.
So yeah between the 90% of underage memesters populating this board and another 7% of complete normalfags, it's difficult to find each other. Wizchan isn't better in this regard. I don't know man.
We shouldn't be here anyway.
Check the following webpages:
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
http://www.animecharactersdatabase.com/character.php?random=3
Whatever you get for the first page is your new innate wizard power that you will not need to study to acquire. The second is your anime familiar that will be your magical companion for life.
Was it worth it, anons? Did your abstinence from the succubi of the world result in just remuneration?
>>27469605
>It's the life the universe/god wanted to experience vicariously through me as a short-lived small limited lifeform, my life will be stored in the temporal universal archives for eternity as I evolve my soul reincarnating into other lifeforms like god. Ah... i've lost my mind.
Or maybe you're experiencing perfect clarity and what you're saying makes sense, whi knows.
>>27469797
Use the cock anon.
25 year old kv here. I've never really pursued a relationship or sex, it's come to the point that I don't really about it and content on dying alone and a virgin.
>>27470151
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Higher_Consciousness
http://www.animecharactersdatabase.com/character.php?id=12810
Worth it.
>>27470094
>That really hurt like a bitch at first
Why?
>>27470355
>get walked out on immediately after sex
>be left in the car alone and naked
Feels like shit
>>27470536
Serves you right normalis.
Oh, there are certainly old virgins here. I myself have been a wizard for six very long years, and I see some of my fellows have posted in this thread, and yet we do exist. We are rare, though. Very rare. Just look at the statistics. And that's a good thing. Because the wizard life is a painful one, and it's horrifying to think more than a small number are subject to it.
I don't have any excuses like a NEET life, or social anxiety or anything like that. I don't live with my parents at my advanced age, I haven't been diagnosed with Aspergers or any other variety of autism. In my case, the reason is elegantly simple: women simply don't find me attractive. You can see it in their eyes, that look of dismissal at very best, revulsion at worst. Men like me are simply not regarded as sexual beings. They're regarded as monsters, and don't have license to live as human beings live.
Fortunately for the vast majority of men, there are women who find them attractive. To be an old virgin is an oddity. Now, I'm not particularly happy to be one of those oddities. It hurts quite a bit. But not all things are given to all men to experience. For me and men like me, sex simply isn't one of those things.
>>27469797
>25
you're still in range to straight your life son
>virgin
go fuck a prostitue
> spend most of time improving self and chilling
any progress in real life?
> relatively successful
>still a virgin
i detect a lier
> apparently good looking
>virgin
> apparently big cock
nope
> apparently sexy deep voice
>virgin
>>27470151
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Psionic_Embodiment
>limitless control over psionics becoming nearly unstoppable
>Be the embodiment of psionics
http://www.animecharactersdatabase.com/character.php?id=51956
>tfw loli gf from psychological horror
>pic related
Absolutely fucking based. Wish normies would fuck off.
>>27471324
is this what you permavirgins weabos spent their time?
>>27468165
Why the fuck would you "play funsies" and pretend to be a virgin?
I've just passed 30, never did anything whatsoever with a girl and at this point, it's extremely unlikely I ever will.
Bullying ruined my life because instead of standing up to them and fighting back, I ran and retreated more and more into a shell, not trusting anyone. And everyone else kept their distance from me because I was "weird" or in fear of being bullied themselves. This ruined my entire life, not just with girls. I am completely fucked.
And the cocksuckers who did this to me got off scot-free and went on with their lives. The chief people were named names like Alex and at least three people named Ryan (seriously, every fucking person I've known with the name Ryan has been an evil prick). I don't go on social media in fear that they'd find me and start the torment all over again, especially at the way I've turned out while they're all normal and successful. Life is not fucking fair at all.
>>27471217
Id hug you even if you are a tripfag.
>>27471519
Well, I'm not really the hugging kind of guy. Maybe a firm handshake or something like that.
It's funny, but the wizard life has a way of making you harder than you'd expect. No matter how badly you hurt, or how desperate you feel, you find yourself no longer able to cry.
You'd expect all old male virgins to be like Skippy Jessup: weak, simpering, half-men. Now, granted, we wizards are half-men. But unlike popular portrayals, the other half is oftentimes monster rather than mouse. The witching-way hardens your heart, stains it black.
Of course you still have feelings, you still hurt. But in time that feeling of hurt becomes as natural as the sensation of drawing breath. It's still horrible, of course. But one learns to survive even in a nightmare world. In time, you surrender all hope of seeing the sun's light or feeling it's heat.
Sad thing about that though: you never stop wanting to.
>>27470151
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Time_Embodiment
http://www.animecharactersdatabase.com/character.php?id=52817
The power is cool and all, but isn't the girl a bit generic anime loli #23570896421
26fag reporting.
Too deep into the neethole to get out.
Abandoned all hope. There won't even be any inheritance at the end. My parents are even worse than me.
>28
>kissless
>hugless
>handholdless
>touchless
>virgin
just watching the world burn at this point
>>27470151
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Causality_Reversal
Kinda, average I guess?
Could have been worse I admit.
I'm 26 now.
Until last year, I was a miserable khv like you. Then I met a girl who was interested in me and was willing to bear with my complexes, so I've lost my virginity. We're living together now.
There's always hope, anon.
>>27468165
If they were lying everywhere else, why would they not be lying in your thread?
Anyways 24 handholdless kissless virgin reporting in.
>>27468165
26 dateless handholdless kissless virgin here. Pretty easy to remain a virgin when every female you asked out rejected you and all that is left now are landwhales and single mothers. Honestly celibacy is for the best at this point.
>>27469699
I'm in socal how bout me?
>>27468165
24 KV. I've become apathetic to it. Only the occasional struggle, now, like the dying gasps of a smothered man.
I'm planning on killing myself when I reach thirty. I'll have worked enough, then, that I'll feel square with society and can comfortably die in peace.
Till then, shitposting on 4chins and endless solitude await.
25 in a month
A girl kissed me on the cheek once, she then turned me down for a second date and then immediately went back to her ex. Later she turned into a serial monogamist.
>Probably could've done it
>Didn't because I fell for the saving it for marriage meme
At least I didn't throw it away
>>27468165
Im over 30 but i didnt have sex in the last 6-7 years, can i consider myself virgin again?
>>27470151
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Draconic_Elemental_Manipulation
Shit Yea-
>http://www.animecharactersdatabase.com/character.php?id=16045
What?
>Dragon Powers and old timey banter
>>27468165
30 and still got the V-card. Don't think I'm cut out for relationships or much of anything in life.
>>27468165
25lvl Wizard Apprentice reporting in.
It's pretty comfy to be immune to petty problems of mere mortals. Normalfags can't control their bodies and minds, they can't control their own urges.
To me it comes with ease. An indescribable bliss awaits those who stay pure and faithful to their path of wizardry. Years of solitude will result in exceptionally powerful magic powers one can use to enhance the escapism he once embraced.
>>27468165
This is r9k anon. The only board you'll find more virgins on is jp.
I am 28 and virgin. I can easily prove it by stating that I rather have friends than a gf.
>>27472802
>no more friends, just loneliness
>Kissless virgin but have a large social circle
This is the worst feel.
KVs who are shut-in NEETs can at least console themselves with the fact that if you don't leave the house, no girls can even have the opportunity to determine your attractiveness.
In my situation, I am placed in environments with plenty of girls around me regularly. And NEVER do they display signs of attraction to me.
Plus, knowing that my friends lost their kiss virginity/real virginity many years ago kills me inside. I can't help but think many people look at me and just see me as a child, because I can't even find a girl that is willing to do so much as kiss me.
>>27472898
Friends will make you happy. You will also be able to get a gf if you have friends. If I got a friend, first thing I'd do would be to go to a fancy restaurant. Finally.
>24
>most intimate moment I've ever had with a girl was slow dancing with my crush in 7th grade
>mfw realizing that was more than a decade ago
>mfw she got cancer a couple months later and died at 18I actually feel pretty OK most of the time
>>27473012
>You will also be able to get a gf if you have friends.
Not true. See >>27472982
>>27473089
>mfw she got cancer a couple months later and died at 18
What kind? Everyone dies of cancer these days even kids this is crazy.
>>27472982
>Social circle has ample women
>They are either taken or unanimously lust after a single male member
>>27473012
>You will also be able to get a gf if you have friends.
Not if you're short and ugly. I have plenty of friends and I'm an everythingless virgin at 27, pretty much guaranteed I'll die a virgin.
>>27468165
25 here
I fantasize about death sometimes
>>27473184
>if you have friends.
Erroneous; I had a womanfriend once and it had nothing to do with friends.
>>27473124
It's not even that. I don't attempt to pursue the female members of my social circle, and no two members of my social circle have ever dated each other.
It's just that, contrary to the opinions of friendless robots, having friends doesn't do shit for your chances of getting a GF unless you're already confident/naturally attractive anyway.
Even the guys in my social circle who are more awkward and care less about their appearance than I do can get girls. One of my friends, as much as I like him, is still just a guy with a bad haircut, bad dress sense, and who often smells of BO. Plus he suspects he has asperger's syndrome and has very low self esteem. And yet he's had MANY girlfriends and has zero problem speaking to girls, whereas I can get nothing.
It's almost as if I shouldn't bother trying. I make a really big effort towards being a funny, confident person and I enjoy wearing fashionable clothes/being hygienic. And yet it gets me nowhere.
>>27473120
Leukemia
They thought they'd cured it twice and it just kept coming back.
23
Nothing romantic has ever happened in my life. I can't figure out why it matters. I only know that people think it does and that it reflects badly on me. Whatever.
>>27472982
>Plus, knowing that my friends lost their kiss virginity/real virginity many years ago kills me inside.
tfw you overhear someone younger than you who is married ask someone else younger than you who is in a steady relationship behind your back if you've ever touched a boob
>>27468165
Well OP a lot people here seems to be bi
26 years old
never kissed a girl or held hands
i hugged a girl once but that was it
>>27468165
24. I'm not a virgin. Lost it on New years in Jersey. I'm just here to lurk and read women hate threads.
>>27473247
I'm in that same situation. So I stopped giving a fuck and stopped trying so hard.
Contrary to popular belief, that doesn't change anything or improve chances. And I've had people tell me I'm handsome.
So I've stopped trying to get laid and get really shithaused whenever I hang out with them. Still have some fun.
>>27473728
>I'm in that same situation. So I stopped giving a fuck and stopped trying so hard.
Contrary to popular belief, that doesn't change anything or improve chances. And I've had people tell me I'm handsome.
So, if trying hard to be attractive/confident doesn't work, and not trying at all doesn't work, what does?
Why is there something wrong with us in particular where literally no matter what we do at all, we cannot get female attention?
>>27468165
22 y/o virgin here whats good
>>27473820
I'm the guy you replied to.
I think I've narrowed down the cause to: how we carry ourselves in conversation. There has to be some subtle way that our lack of social upbriging gets noticed by them. I have female friends, but none of them would fuck me. I ALMOST got laid to a nerdy girl that sat in the back and talked to no one. She dipped out because "I don't need a relationship now" (me niether, but I didn't say that).
You can't be anything but you. If your body language and manner of speech are damning you, then it's game over. So, instead of obsessing over what little ways I'm screwing myself over, I just get drunk.
22 yrs and balding, also the only person I ever fucked was a whore, also kissless
I had sex twice, at 22, with a girl that had an "obsession" with me. I'm now 29. I'd like to claim that I'm similar to a virgin guy in many ways, because I'm most likelt never going to have sex again. I've lived the virgin life all my time except a week in august, and I'm going to keep living the same lifestyle even if I'm technically not a virgin anymore. Nothing's changed.
What do you think? Am I still a robot? Can I become a robot again?
>>27474169
No. You're not a fucking robot.
If you've convinced a girl to have sex with you in the past, you can convince another girl to do it again.
The fact that you have had sex proves that there are some women in this world who find you desirable. You have to be COMPLETELY undesirable to be a robot.
>>27474169
28 year old virgin here. A real KV.
I went to a few parties while I was in college and still remember them fondly. Nothing compared to your typical frat bro, but they were something. I think I would feel the same way way about having half decent sex.
So to answer your question, No. Please get out.
>>>/out/
Thanks in advance for your cooperation.
>>27471920
Please tell us more. Then get out.
>>27474320
>If you've convinced a girl to have sex with you in the past, you can convince another girl to do it again.
I didn't convince her though. She basically strongarmed me into it. Apparently she had some form of childhood crush on me, thought I was cool. It was under very specific circumstances, it'll never happen again. When she realized that I wasn't at all what she had imagines as a younger girl, she cut all contact with me. Which probably was good for me, since she was a manipulative druggie who was at the time dating a hells angels member.
I was 30 before I found someone. she turned out to be an older virgin too so sex was very awkward but now it's this fun thing we have. that's my story
>>27474465
>Apparently she had some form of childhood crush on me
If you genuinely had girls crushing on you when you were a child then you are maximum normalfag.
You don't know what it's like to be alone. You don't know what it's like to know that literally no woman in the entire world has ever desired you.
>>27474597
But I didn't know it when I was young. I thought I was a freak and a weirdo and stayed away from people. This girl was a friend of my little sister's. She never gave away that she liked me in any way.
>>27474656
That's not the point. The point is that if you've ever had a girl want/desire you in any way, you don't know what it feels like to be truly alone.
True loneliness is knowing that no girl has EVER found you REMOTELY attractive. You don't know what that feels like.
>>27470151
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Portal_Physiology
>http://www.animecharactersdatabase.com/character.php?id=7321
Not bad
>>27471506
Man I don't want to make you regret your past decisions, but standing up for yourself is probably the best thing you can do. I remember smacking an asshole over after he sucker punched me with a bunch of his friends behind him, the dude went down flat, I got left with a sore jaw for a week or two and word got around that I wasn't a pussy. And the best part was he left a blood trail all the way to sick bay that didn't get cleaned up for days so people were constantly reminded of it.
Kinda wasted it because a few girls who heard about it asked me out, but I was too embarrassed by my financial circumstances at the time to say yes. Welp at least I've got some money now.
>>27474751
>You don't know what that feels like.
Of course I know what that feels like. I knew how that felt for 22 years. And then I felt what could have been, and then I was back to being unloved again.
>>27474833
>I knew how that felt for 22 years.
Pretty normal to be honest.
That's why 25+ threads are a thing.
>>27474833
>I knew how that felt for 22 years.
But we've already established that you didn't, because there was a girl that crushed on you during childhood.
Just because you didn't know about it doesn't mean it didn't exist.
>>27474861
What if I told you that I was actually 27 before it happened and I just lied for no good reason because I'm so ashamed?
>>27471372
t. cuck
Stay assmad, friendo :^)
>>27474900
Still doesnt matter. Had sex. get out.
>Almost 28kv
>No friends
>Social anxiety
>No looks
>Little to no money but working (thankless job too)
>Want marriage if possible
>Read Matthew 19:1-12 on Passover;_;
Pls God I just want a wife.
>>27468165
26 year old KHHV reporting in.
Have also never had a job.
>>27469164
Literally ally sheedy from breakfast club tier mental issues
I'm about to be 27, zero experiences with women.
Aside from my complete lack of a social life, I've done fairly well. I'm not ripped but I am healthy, have a CS degree and work full time in my field.
Once I hit 20 or so I gave up socializing completely (not that I tried much to begin with.) I had a rough time in high school, with a lot of bullying and a couple mean rejections, which reduced any confidence I may have had to zero. After that I decided the whole thing was just not for me, so I withdrew into my studies and hobbies.
I could probably start dating and get married, but I don't really want to. I lost interest somewhere along the line. I plan to buy a house somewhere in rural Colorado or Nevada, work remotely, and spend a lot of time in the wilderness.
>>27475225
Where do you plan to move to in Nevada
>>27468165
Almost 25yo KV reporting
>>27475292
Not sure yet, I know the government owns a lot of the land out there. I've been to Vegas and spent most of my time driving around the desert outside the city.
I need an Internet connection to do my work, but I don't want for much aside from that. I save almost all of my income (over 80%.) Sometimes I buy a cheap game on Steam, but that's about it as far as unnecessary spending.
I never stopped living like a college student. I'm very, very frugal. That's how I was raised and I never changed.
>>27468972
In 25. Kind of the same.
I'm a dreamer though. I see someone pretty and daydream cute scenarios. Sometimes I even talk to them and joke around.
And then. That's it. I just go on with my business as usual. I don't really flirt, I don't feel comfortable with physcial touching. I rarely even jerk off anymore. (Once or twice a week usually)
I just know these fantasies are too idealistic to ever be real so I don't obsess over them too much.
If I didn't get occasionally lonely or horny I'd wouldn't even get down about that at all. (My depression is all about esteem issues anyway)
I used to be a robot, I've gotten a lot better now and I'm basically a normie but idk I guess I like you faggots or some gay shit like that
>>27470151
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Gashadokuro_Physiology
http://www.animecharactersdatabase.com/character.php?id=20732
Is the power to turn into literally a giant spooky skeleton worth 30 years of no humping?Probably
>26 kv here
I can fap away the sexual desires ( libido is going down), but not the feels.
I guess I'll throw my hat in. I'm 28, a virgin, kissed a couple of girls when I was 5, experimented with a male cousin as a kid but past that, haven't had any sexual contact with a woman (or a man for that matter) ever. Some days all I can think about is pussy, not even so much as the feeling of fucking itself as the whole experience of actually having a girl who wants to get off with my dick and actually doing it. I haven't lost hope yet though because occasionally there are opportunities I just always avoid them due to fear and inexperience.
I honestly sometimes think I would be better off if I was handholdless and hugless on top of being a virgin. At least then I wouldn't know what I'm missing but I've had a few false start relationships where there was some real attraction flowing. I'll never forget I had this thick girl creepin on me. It's a long story but I ended up at her house and I asked her for a hug and she gave me a genuine arm around the neck hug and I wrapped my arms around her waist and pulled her close. She was so soft and smelled so good. Honestly just thinking about that day gets my dick hard. It's so pathetic... Things didn't work out because honestly I'm a clinger and I lose my cool when I start liking a girl but ever since then I just want to be touched and to touch a woman so bad. It's like the best drug I ever had and the withdrawals are lifelong.
>>27468165
I'm 29 and KV. I'll be 30 in about two weeks.
>>27470151
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Transcendent_Embodiment (Basically be a god among gods)
And my "waifu" is Chinami Ouse
pls
>>27470151
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Fallen_Angel_Physiology
http://www.animecharactersdatabase.com/character.php?id=19207
Can't make up this coincidence lads
2edgy3me tbqh
>>27468165
Same situation and age as you, OP.
>>27468165
Got my first gf at 27, there's still hope for you faggots
>inb4 REEEEEEEEE
>>27468165
I'm 21 and a KHV.
>>27479540
is she pure?
is she pretty?
or are you just settling?
>>27479771
>or are you just settling
It ended in disgrace, why do you think i'm here?
28 and never been on a date or kissed
pretty sure i'm dying a virgin
To all late 20s virgins, have you tried online dating sites (not tinder) like eharmony? I know a few acquaintances who are total spergs and managed to land themselves some desperate c-grade gfs.
