I fuck frogs.

i am a good person

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I had my first threesome last week.

This is apparently original

GET THE FUCK OUT OFF MY BOARD NORMIE

Here is a list of ones that are unsurprisingly not original

>I have no friends
>I am a virgin
>women are whores
>normie scum fuck off

This is oregano though, which is nice

I lost my virginity at 14.

I make over 100 grand annually and lurk /r9k/

I genuinely like other people

there is literally nothing wrong with being a girl

I am a robot from the future.
Beep. Boop.

i have a lot of love in my heart.

>>27469016
Fucking wanker

>>27468522
>mfw I do this
If only money cured autism

>>27466914
I wholeheartedly support the modern feminist cause.

black people are really not that bad

I actually find black women attractive.

Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov was right.

You're not worth loving.

I don't have social anxiety.

Hi 4chan

I recently read /The Communist Manifesto/, it was quite enlightening.

I really appreciate modern women

I love normies.

maybe i should kill myself

I'm glad I was born

>>27466914
I love r9k and it's community

the world is a great place

Death is not a good thing.

She asked me out

People appreciate me.

i have a sense of purpose in my life

what is a repeat post?

i love my life and everybody in it

I only drink when I'm out with friends

there is absolutely nothing wrong with being a woman

>>27466914
l have a girIfriend.

Feminism is wrong.

we should check our privilege

I am from reddit

I'm totally happy with my life right how.

The robot licks my taint hair

Ocarina

I actually love myself.

I hate boobs.

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>>27469367
Holy, what the actual shit this is scary

>>27469608
not really, nobody uses full stops

I have a date today.

Her vagina was wet.

I lost my virginity at 16.

>>27466926
l fuck frogs.

there is IiteraIIy nothing wrong with being jewish

>>27466914
>Nobody has ever told me they love me, ever.
they love me, ever.

My girlfriend knows I exist.

I'm a fembot and I would date a robot

I actually do have friends

Hi, Billy Mays here!

I make big cums

I am a Chad who likes robots

>>27466914
>told girl I love her
>she started laughing

I wanna get my taint pierced.

>>27471691
why are people into the most stupid things just to make a show of how degenerate they are

girls are caring

I lose my virginity at 18

Both my parents are proud of me

I love my father

>>27466914
I am attracted to women.

liking chestlets isn't gay

I can't wait to go out clubbing with my gf

So I heard u like mudkipz

who tamika

Traps should die.

Robots aren't gay.

>>27469116
I have an autism cure. Send me $50,000 and I will cure you of your autism.

>>27466914
all yankees are wankas

>>27466914
Black people are kind of okay.

>>27466914
Doot doot doot doot