Post a person uglier than eggman that doesn't have a genetic disorder.
Pro tip: you can't
I'd post myself but even I can't top eggman.
I am ugly and therefore don't deserve this life.
>>27450833
he would be okay if he lost weight.
>>27450833
Poor Eggy is so hideous. I wonder how fat the women are that he's somehow fucked.
>>27450833
Id post myself but my dermatitis is actually a genetic disorder from my mother's side of the family.
Feels bad man.
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>>27450889
He has no cheek bones, chin, or jaw. Even if he lost weight his face would still be hopeless.
>>27451453
lose weight
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>>27451525
look at the filename
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>>27451524
>He has no cheek bones, chin, or jaw.
THAT'S BECUASE THEY'RE COVERED IN FAT
I would but I don't have a camera
>>27450833
He should shave his head and grow a mustache
>>27450833
This sack of shit.
>>27450833
Serious question.
Is Eggman gay? His face just seems too feminine in this picture.
>>27451984
You're not even trying.
He's just doing an autism smile. If he'd lower that upper lip by about 1 cm and open his mouth a bit, he'd look normal.
I am but I do have a genetic disorder
>>27452039
You're not and what disorder
>>27452015
Please help. Bump. There's no way a straight man could look this feminine.
>>27452073
The kind that makes me wanna cry like >>27451453
>>27452039
what, autism or something
>>27452245Retrognathism ;_;
This guys picture was kicking around on /pol/ a week or so ago.
I am uglier and have an especially original comment
>>27452305
plz tell me you grabbed her tits or at least fucked her anony
plz fuck this bitch plz
>>27452265
does it bother you every day or are you just caring about your looks
>>27452324
We are Just Good Friends!
I fucked her dog tho
>>27452330
I am a 22 year old virgin so I'd say it's held me back in life at least to some extent. It actually took me a while to realize that it was the reason people(women especially) were so repulsed by me. I don't blame them it's just not really something people tell you to your face.
>>27452039
Show us your side profile
I'm posting my ugly mug all up in here i
>>27450833
>>27451739
This guy over there, Kev from ATL. The ugliest african american person I ever saw.
And this ugly faggot is a full normalfag despite that there are plenty of average looking kv robots here.
>>27452293
I think the funniest thing about that is that he never was Drumpf. /pol/ did some pretty extensive digging when that started and found you have to go back several generations to get to a member of his family named "Drumpf". It would be like telling me to use Dofflemeyer (or any of its dozens of spellings) again, when my family hasn't used it in over a century, and I never did.
>>27452265
Really? You don't look like it. Not even hugboxing, you're pretty cute imo
>>27452265
>Retrognathism ;_;
It isn't noticeable, senpai.
You're pretty qt.
>>27452455
Hey, I'd let him plunder my bp if his dick wasn't so big
does autism count as a disorder
>>27452479
He is Drumpf and he will always be, Trump is his alias and he's pathetic, he's ashamed of his own family name + he sold his daughter for a Jew.
>>27452505
>>27452486
Thanks so much. I'm still hoping to fix it at some point tho.
Got made fun of all the time for having a big nose.
>>27452583
quit fishing for compliments boy
>>27450833
>implying ugly isn't a generic disorder in and of itself.
I am, but at least I had the best prom girl.
>>27452591
No problem, anon, I mean it. Good luck!
>>27452612
that's literally the only picture where i look even average
>>27450833
My sister but she's an aspie so she doesn't know how to not dress autistic. I don't want her to become a meme so I can't post her picture, but her eyebrows are drawn on like pointy triangle witch brows.
>>27452604
WHAT'S SO SPECIAL ABOUT THIS FUCKING RETARD
>>27452583
Mods please ban thread. It is now soc. attractive Chad faggogs with no lives now now posting. Here's what ugly, me, looks like. I hope you become dead and all your family gets cancer.
>>27452583
wash your fucking mirror
>>27452604
That is bizarrely attractive.
Post more, faggot
>>27452583
You're a fucking faggot I hate you.
I don't even know you but just looking at you I fucking hate you.
>>27452663
>implying mods do shit
I don't know if you've noticed, but /r9k/ has begun devolving into /soc/ and /adv/, with a hint of faggotry from /lgbt/.
>>27452699
it's funny because he actually is insecure because he's fishing for compliments on a Mongolian Basket Weaving forum.
>>27452374
pics of you fucking dog? Im hard as diamonds right now from seeing that beautiful specimen
I nominate my step sister.
Though, she just might be mildly retarded.
>>27452678
Why would you find this attractive? Do you have a silent hill fetish?
>>27452636
K
You are like a 15 year old gal on facebook
>tfw uglier than eggman and will never post my picture
>>27452768
wood fugg
>>27452769
maybe he has a hairy arms fetish
>>27452636
Good for you faggot.
You're like a 7 now fucking leave this website now that you got your compliment.
I hate sounding like an edgelord but I honestly want to fucking beat you to death.
>>27452583
You should really shave. Why is it this is so common? Shitty facial hair. Is it not knowing how to shave or what?
>>27452785
wouldn't recommend that fampai, might catch something nasty
>>27452840
Is he in south Florida? I'm hopped up on Xanax, liquor and nitrous. I'm just dumb wnough to do it
>>27452769
looks strangely huggable
>>27452840
epic
>>27452866
When I shave I look like a babyfaced little kid.
>>27452756
how is it any different from everyone else posting their selfies in here
>>27452769
Nah, do like plague masks and ill fitting clothes though.
>>27452944
its for ugly people to get shamed, not for 5/10s to fish for compliments
>>27452145
I mean, it doesn't really matter what we say youre still going to fervently masturbate to that vile normie...
>>27452015
>them bed room eyes
>>27452963
well as long as you're okay with it being a man
>>27453146
It's ideal, to be honest.
He has great arms
>>27453222
his arm fur is so thick and full. I just want to run my hands through it
Is this ugly or sexy?
>>27453222
>>27453242
enjoy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIfxIUms-Mk
>>27453330
I think this person might be retarded
>>27450833
You guys blow eggy's ugliness out of proportion. Watch his egg motivation videos, he never looks that bad in those. He's definitely a genetic failure and he's very ugly, but he's not frighten-children-tier like the mildly photoshopped pic in the OP makes him out to be. He's just your average run of the mill ugly man.
>>27453291
Dear fucking god
Pls explain
>>27453242
yuss
>>27453330
>>27453348
Probably autistic, if anything.
Still cute though.
I am uglier than eggman. someone please kill me.
>>27453222
dont post that picture ever again. what's wrong with you?
>>27453291
sad :(
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>>27453472
;^)
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>>27453451
You're just a rounder egg with glasses.
Same tier.
Trust me, I am the eggspert
get a load of this fellow
>>27453708
just look at this guy
>>27453708
Uglier than eggy by default, because pooinloo
>>27453741
I DON'T CARE WHAT ANYONE HAS TO SAY
Eggy is a 5+ and if he lost weight he would be a 7.5-8 for sure
>>27452628
>full lips, cleft, good air and symmetry
This dude could be a model guaranteed. Agencies don't care about good looks they want *unique* looks
>>27453760
Eggy was slender in 2014.
I think he was qt, in a bizarre way. A weird 6.5.
>>27453741
hi hello how are you
>>27453802
>what's that curry stench?
>>27453797
Honestly he could have been skinnier - still skinnyfat even back then.
>>27453802
you like my bike bby?
take off shirt plees
>>27453822
I think he may have resembled this guy, had he been slimmer.
It's a shame, the world will never know.
>>27453622
I am in pain famalam.
>>27453837
Nope. Eggman actually has a jaw and shorter nose than that jew.
>>27453847
1. shave your head
2. grow a big beard
3. lose weight
4. get jacked
optional: contact lenses
>>27453862
>jew
What a funny turn of phrase for perfect, angelic qt
>>27452436
are you from beavis and butthead ?
if you're fat, don't post in these threads
hint: the reason you're ugly is because you're fucking fat and that can be fixed at any time
>>27454068
But the threads about being uglier than Eggman and Eggman is a lazy fat piece of shit.
Eggman is a normie with a job and gf
>tfw I'm uglier that eggman
>>27454582
Yeah, you definitely are
>>27454582
A bit of rhinoplasty and you could make a good trap, Anon.
>>27453291
GODDAMN DEE WHAT DID YOU DO
>>27454582
The huge nose and mouth actually kind of work together.
>>27453291
>Tfw going hallow
>>27453731
LOOKIN ASS NIGGA
Girls dont even give me a second glance. Btw my hair normally doesn't look like that
>>27455539
That's because you're fat
>>27454914
wood rot will do that to a tree..
>>27455751
Not fat, ex football and regularly workout
>>27450833
This "eggman" you guys love is the master of unflattering himself and makes his little jewtube videos and gofundmes off your pity. Keep giving him attention, views, and money, by all means.
>>27450833
That is a genetic disorder
>>27452305
Face lookin like a tiki mask, bruh. Have a (you) for actual ugliness,
>>27453802
Hair lookin like straight porcupine
posting rare neckbeard photo
I'll throw down a few more rares for the egg collectors out there
I like how I somehow appear healthier now than when I only worked 1 job and spent all my time on /r9k/
I was always fond of this gif
How ugly guys?
>>27456198
>>27456259
>>27456314
>>27456364
eggy I've begun compiling a collection of your motivational snaps. I really appreciate the time you take to cheer us up and keep us going.
>>27456417
what a guy, lysm eggie
>>27456417
Post link please!
2bh2bh
>>27452039
I wish I had your looks desu sempai
>>27452015
No. Eggy has an honestly likable and good personality that's completely suffocated by his edginess. If he wasn't such an edgy fag he'd be great. He's not gay though and he's slept with multiple women on multiple occasions despite still calling himself a robot.
>>27452628
Hahahhahahahahahh
Did your dad buy you a hooker? Because it looks like it
>>27453847
Lost weight and don't be such a fucking nerd and you'll be way better
>>27454582
Can't tell if ugly or just above average
Hmm, odd
>>27456417
i love you eggy
>>27451453
what the hell dude, you are not ugly at all. maybe a little overweight but still a nice enough looking face.
>would suck off and cuddle with
>>27454582
Is that really you anon? How old are you? Cute as fug
>>27452543
his real name was trumpf not drumpf
>>27457970
Yeah I thought he was cute too but it looks like he was crying right?
>would console with hugs and stroke his hair
Come be heartbroken in my arms anon
>>27452374
i hate that i laughed so hard at this reply desu
>>27458002
yeah, but i just noticed the filename after posting, its just a random dude crying.
>>27452628
You look like you were fed straight estrogen as a baby instead of milk
I always thought that Keith Richards is one ugly motherfucker. Its beyond blemishes, poor symmetry; his face could be a fucking halloween mask.
>>27458183
he is ugly as fuck, but this shit doesnt matter if you're a rich rockstar. women will fuck him just so they can tell they fucked keith richards
>>27458225
>>27458183
Wrong. He gets laid because he's incredibly charismatic. He could be poor as shit and women would still fuck him after seeing him on stage because he owns the stage and is a great performer which they equate to being alpha
>>27458319
>rockstar
I think I said this.
>>27450833
>tfw dark circles worse than Eggman
>>27458453
Omg who is that? He looks really hot srsly can i date him?
>>27452628
ne bi mi palo na pamet da cu na r9k da vidim andjelicu bejbe
sta
Me tbqhf
>>27458473
aren't you just hilarious?
>>27458488
>neckbeard
NOT EVEN ONCE AHHHHH WHY DO GUYS DO THIS SERIOUSLY FUCKING STOP IT.
LITERALLY NO ONE LOOKS GOOD WITH A NECKBEARD. LITERALLY EVERYONE LOOKS WORSE WITH A NECKBEARD.
WHY THE FUCK DO PEOPLE STILL HAVE NECKBEARDS
>>27458499
Awwwwww is it you? Be my low self esteem bf I will kiss your lips every day they look so soft
Not even joking senpai I like your face ;_;
Give me your face to wear
>>27457924
dat you eggy???
>>27458534
not sure if srs
are you a girl or boy?
Don't mock me too much
>>27458488
you're like an uglier, non-rotoscoped Ricky Butcher
>>27458557I am whatever you want me to be baby
And what you want had better be a female hehe
>>27458572
>be Ray Romano
>sitting in empty home holding a gun
>glass of whiskey
>about to fucking do it. this is it.
>suddenly a genie appears
>"I will give you this second chance at life Ray. You may go back to your teen years with all the knowledge you have now to make which ever choices you'd like"
>this is it! things will be different now!
>5 years later realize I'm on the exact same path to the exact same place and nothing will be different.
>mfw
>>27458528
>>27458603
To be fair that's a pretty old pic of me. Here's a more modern one.
>>27458609
I feel like this is an elaborate troll. Girls really never have been interested in me.
>>27458640
>still neckbeard
Shave the fucking neckbeard m8. Stay clean until you're old enough to grow a real one, and then grow a real fully connected fully filled in beard with mustache. Neckbeard does not work for anyone ever.
>>27458640
my point still stands desu senpai, regardless of your myspace pose
tidy those fucking shoes up instead of trying to not look horrid as fuck, at least you'll be able to see results
>>27458618
Hey at least ray romano lives the American dream even just a little bit. Plus I happen to think ray romano is very cute
>>27458572
Hey I knoe you, remember me? Its "JAVIER BARDEM" guy
>>27452604
hey beatlejuice cool
was this a halloween thing or are you just a weird man?
>>27458453
>>27458488
bad noses
say what you will about eggman, but he has a proud nose
>>27458685
>>27458649
>she is attracted to low self esteem and insecure guys
>she goes into ugly threads to find guys
Run anon. Run away. Find a girl who likes you for you, not a girl who likes you because she likes low self esteem and insecurity. Girls who like this, like it because they know they can use it to their advantage to manipulate you. They are succubus demons who target your weakness for control. They say just the right things at just the right times, and know exactly how to control you. Run anon.
>>27458719
The fuck? Eggman's nose is hideous
>>27458728
You're probably right. Thanks for the heads up.
>>27458728
>>27458767
>>27458770
>>27458808
ROASTIE BTFO
get out
>>27458453
9/10 original comment here original as fuck
>>27452538
Man, her life must suck
>>27458890
I know I'm not a 9/10
why do you lie
>>27458572
GODDAMN IT STOP POSTING ME EVERY FUKIN TIME
I PROMISE I WILL NEVER POST ANYMORE IF YOU STOP, JUST FUCKING STOP
>>27458951
Is that someone else posting you?
>>27458979
yes, he kept saying i have 3 inch cut penis too and i had a gf which is bullshit because i am uncut and never had a gf
>>27458751
I think it is a proud, roman nose.
Eggman has a senatorial countenance. It's a shame that he chooses to be an internet dork.
>>27459020
Is this like that dude who used to do subtle (sometimes) photoshops of people on /soc/ and post as them making them look retarded all the time?
>>27458930
Hey anon, maybe I am just butthurt about being rejected but why does me saying i liked your low self esteem a bad thing? I wasn't going to cuck you or whatever, I was just being honest. Wouldn't it have been more manipulative to lie to you and keep you at a low self esteem? Also how does you having one now mean i wouldnt ever build you up? And why were you so quick to accept that other anon's theory? Please tell me where i went wrong so i can know next time so I don't fuck up again. This always happens to me, I do not know why :(
>>27459078
i think i had the guy you talk about photoshop and post me too but this guy is different i think, he uses some normalfag program to put on filters on my pics and reposts them a lot, some fucking normal fag i swear to god
>>27459082
I'm the other anon who fucked shit up for you but I'm going to interject more here. Have you ever seen a guy hitting on a stumbling drunk girl at a party who's crying? She's crying about her bf who just broke up with her and her makeup is running and suddenly some dude wants to take her outside to talk to her. it's just predatory. That's what's wrong with it. You can see he's hunting for the weakest thing in their weakest state so he take advantage of them.
You're the female form of this.
>go into an ugly thread
>find someone who thinks their ugly and is talking about what a loser they are
>you're a girl on the internet lying to them telling them about how hot they are.
It's predatory. You're obviously looking for an insecure guy and you even commented on his low self esteem. You're literally complimenting his vulnerability. Any man with any sort of self preservation instinct would know to avoid a girl like this. You being attracted to vulnerability is not a good sign, especially when girls are so famous for exploiting this
>>27459052
>senatorial countenance
His eyes look dead and beta though
>>27459159
But why do you assume all that based on one comment? You won't believe me, but I just happen to be very awkward and I had pure intentions and maybe i said something that was stupid. The only reason I "liked" his low self esteem was because I found it relatable and also I just find it kind of admirable when a person who has low self esteem (which he clearly does no doubt) is seemingly normal by all accounts, and for someone on this website I thought he seemed very sane. I just got sane vibes from him. I don't like how you imply I am a predator, get your armchair psych theories da fuck outta here. Also I hate how you're trying to imply i was lying about complimengting him. If anything youre the manipulative one making him think I am lying, why would I compliment someone on their looks if I didn't think they were hot? "I'm obviously looking for an insecure guy" good job Magnum PI, but one instance of fucking up socially doesn't mean I am goddamn scouting out weak men to use in my sociopathic schemes. You make me so mad I am going to go prey on some innocent poor male who is naive and has a poor self image (because that's how we women are, right?)
>>27459326
like any senator should be, as he bends to the will of the alpha executive
>>27451453
lol faggot why are you crying
I must be the ugliest person on this whole tire bored
>>27459390
>IMG_9160217.jpg
I'm dying.
>>27459390
you look like some kind of quarter mongol
>>27454914
quick get her a human effigy
>>27459331
>But why do you assume all that based on one comment?
>numerous comments expressly stating she likes his insecurity
>proceeds to assume a ton about his personality based on his one comment
I assume you're praying on him because you're literally acting predatory. I'm judging actions and words, not making assumptions out of no where.
Also obviously this stems from some kind of super insecure self esteem issues I have and also jealous because you weren't wanting to be my gf. See look I'm super vulnerable too, wouldn't you rather manipulate my life?
>>27459353
Eggy and Trump are still ugly as fuck looking though.
>>27452637
DO EET FAG GOTH
>>27459390
You look like a randomized caracter from oblivion
>>27458488
Is this real? Because holy fuck you look creepy
Yall niggas need Jim.
Nobody is uglier than me
>>27459977
if your chin wasn't so weak you would look completely normal for a shitskin
>>27459977
that haircut is shit for that head shape
>>27460842
all haircuts are shit for that head shape
>>27460900
not really
it's only somewhat round, but the shaved sides and poofy top make it look rounder
>>27459390
what is symmetry
your face just gave up, it didn't even try.
>Post a person uglier than eggman
>>27450833
what is with that scaly lizard flesh that makes up his baggy eyes?
why does that kind of skin only appear on baggy eyes and pussy lips?
Eggy forehead is really bizarre.
>tfw I'm as ugly as him
>>27460972
Is there a problem with inbreeding in Eastern Europe or Russia or whatever it is? A lot of them look like this. Also they all have the same type of patterned wallpaper and rugs so you can tell they're Russion or European or whatever.
>>27461135
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fetal_alcohol_spectrum_disorder
>>27461135
slavs subhumans are nothing more than white niggers
>>27461282
t. muslim nigger cock leftist hyperqueer feminist cuckold
>>27458488
You fucking idiot. Why do people like you choose to be ugly, then complain about it? Stupid fucking neckbeard, stupid fucking greasy hair, stupid lack of facial hygiene, stupid fat body.
Like what the fuck are you thinking? Do you realize all the choices you make about your appearance are literally making you ugly? Do you realize the reason Chads get laid and are good looking is because they don't make any of the same choices you do? They don't grow disgusting smelly beards, they don't let their hair get greasy and out of control, they don't wash their face once a year and they don't get fat.
You have made yourself so ugly, there is no way to tell what you would actually look like if you werent retarded. You might even be capable of being hot. But no one will ever know as long as you are in charge of your own appearance.
>>27460972
>Big Head Mode: On
>>27461563
He didn't complain about it, he answered the question of the thread.
