First time making a /britfeel/ thread edition
Long weekend lads.
Did anyone see that Germany England match?
Bloody incredible.
>>27428613
Has anyone else noticed how /britfeel/ is slowing down ALOT recently?
Are people becoming normies?
It's just not the same anymore
>>27428679
It's Easter Weekend also. Thought it would be super busy, but guess not
>>27428838
I agree.
Also in general, I'd expect /r9k/ to be the most active of all the boards on 4chan considering most robots rarely leave the house and are on their computers for most of the day.
Last post for tonight. Hope the thread survives OP!
>>27429486
Hopefully too.
It is very late, so I won't be too surprised if it does die.
But I thought we all had non existent sleep patterns.
Seems I've been fed lies :'(
>>27428679
its non-existant when i'm awake at this time, in the daytime when i read through the threads when I wake up its usually ruined by the anime faggots bragging about who they had an orgy with that day think they made most robots stay away from this thread
I hate pakis.
I hate liberals.
I hate almost everyone.
I mostly hate my self.
>>27429733
some pakis are nice.
like the ones in my local cornershop.
cornershop ones are always nice and friendly.
I also hate liberals, any male that self identifies as a liberal is a numale, spineless cuck.
>>27429801
Some pakis are nice until they meet another paki you could be in the middle of a conversation and they will stop completely ignore you and shake hands with the other paki while talking about Allah they are all in on it.
Its in the Quran they infiltrate other cultures when they cannot simply destroy them with force they eat them away from the inside out like cancer.
Look at paki areas they are shit holes.
>>27429897
sounds like a paki fucked your gf or something mate
>>27430786
He's right though, you fucking spineless cuck. It's hilarious that you'd insult nu-males and then act exactly like one.
>>27430844
he's not though.
what he is describing is just a rude person.
guess what, there are those people in every race, religion and culture.
he experienced one bad paki and then assumed all pakis were terrible
>>27428613
have a bomp
>>27432482
(I'm the night watchman)
Gonna get up and make dippy egg and soldiers for the boyfriend's Easter breakfast... Trying to decide if I want to cook bacon too.
>>27432545
am a grill btw
>>27432609
Uh... Actually I'm not...
>Gym closed today
Well what the fuck else am I supposed to do
>>27429897
>you could be in the middle of a conversation and they will stop completely ignore you and shake hands with the other paki while talking about Allah they are all in on it.
I can say with certainty that this has never ever happened
>>27428613
Will supermarkets be open today? I have literally no food.
Anyone doing anything for Easter?
Going to Speke Hall on an Easter egg hunt with my brother and his family. Was told by my mum that participation was mandatory
Kids think I'm cool now. In about 10 years they'll realise I'm a loser. Trying to enjoy this time but know I won't.
>two caucus captchas in a row
>>27429801
>cornershop ones are always nice and friendly.
Food food delivery ones are always nice too. They always call you brother and tell you to enjoy your food.
>>27433467
Something productive.
>>27433801
>pakis that provide a service are nice
>Pakis that want your money are nice
>>27433781
>Kids think I'm cool now. In about 10 years they'll realise I'm a loser.
Same for me. My nephew sees me as that cool uncle and always wants to visit because I have loads of video games for him to play. As he gets older he'll understand I'm a neet loser still living with his grandparents who never leaves his room. Where did it all go so so wrong?
>>27430916
>he's not though.
>what he is describing is just a rude person.
That's Islam for you.
>>27433828
Just my experiences, maybe it's because it's family owned and the drivers are probably family members or close friends with the owners. So they don't get treated like shit at work. Delivery drivers from chain stores like dominos or pizza hut are mostly rude cunts compared to the local paki places.
>>27433861
>play with my Pokemon toys
>loads of vidya
>"we love you uncle Anon"
>their ma says "maybe uncle anon will have kids of his own so you can have cousins!"
>die inside
So hard to look ahead.
>>27433982
It's okay anon, one day we'll have the courage to off ourselves so we can get off this painful ride known as life.
I have normie book because of overseas family. A guy in my work adds me, as a rule I don't add people from work but I speak to the guy daily and he seems ok. In his 40s, likes hair rock, pretty cool. His FB is littered with posts like this
>dining alone
>waitresses take pity on him
>beautifully sad photograph
>slug and lettuce
Think he's an undiagnosed robot?
>>27434050
Guessing he's not married and lives alone? The real question to find out if he's a robot is if he's divorced or not.
>>27434102
He raised someone else's child who left him. He told me she wrote him a list of all his faults on 3 x a4 sheets of paper, both sides, in the eaely 00s. He still has it.
>>27433779
Had a look on the store locator and it's closed. Thankfully based spar is open till 11pm today just like every single day. Hope the workers are getting extra today, must be miserable to have to work on a holiday when everyone else is off.
>>27434144
i want to give him a hug now ffs.
>>27434144
>He still has it.
>>27434170
bainsburys is open laddo
>>27434212
Mine isn't. Says closed for easter sunday.
>>27434224
guess it's just the bigger ones that stay open or something, working there today.
>>27434263
>working there today.
Are you getting paid extra today?
>>27434270
not to my knowledge. doesn't really bother me though, easter is a 3/10 holiday.
>>27434286
What holidays do you get paid extra for?
I can be better for her.
Post waifus
>>27434313
Don't really know honestly as I haven't worked there long, probably as few as possible.
>>27434334
Fuck off you boring cunt, you are the reason these threads died
Can I get an update on Poleaboo today
>>27428613
I just noticed that OP didn't include the /britfeel/ in the title. You fucking cunt, no wonder the thread is so slow.
Kill yourself you worthless twat.
save /britfeel/ with waifus
>Did anyone see that Germany England match?
Normie detected
>>27434937
It's in the OP though, so it can be searched
>>27434992
My script didn't open it automatically when I opened the browser though so I just assumed there wasn't one like like 2 hours.
>>27434334
That's the spirit lad, keep it up
Either my hands are getting bigger or Easter eggs are getting smaller
>>27435542
why not bothoc
>>27434334
>tfw finished a rewatch last night
literally kill me
episode 24 hurt more the second time
episode 20 just a bit less
>>27434334
She has become the reason I get up in the morning.
>>27435580
20 always got me way more. I think it's because the sad kinda sneaks up on you after a generally pretty happy episode. 24 has more of a feeling of inevitability attached to it so it doesn't catch you quite so off-guard.
All I want is a gf who
>likes Chinese cartoons
>likes vidya
>is a virgin
>isn't a fatty
>is of Nordic, former-USSR, or JApanese descent
>is shorter than me or taller than 172cm
>has similar political beliefs to me
>likes traps
>hates women
Is that too much to ask, lads?
>>27434987
orrrr look at me I don't watch sports I spend all my time watching chinese cartoon pedophilia orrr orrrr
>>27435606
this was true the first time i watched it
20 hit hard the first time
>>27435625
a little.originalu commento
>>27435625
I probably fit all of thosebut I'm a guy and I don't really watch much anime
Feel like blowing off Easter Sunday lunch with the family to sit in my house and get drunk alone.
Mum wants me to come over though.
What should I do robots?
>>27435625
Lel I think you just described half the guys I knew at university.
I knew one or two girls who filled those criteria except they were all rampant lefty "muh refugees/rape culture" like 99% of girls in university these days.
Also they only wanted to date Chads, they only hung out with the anime guys in their down time.
Has anyone actually met a young right wing woman?
Football is the most normie sport
Was supposed to go for drinks with a qt today but she texted last night saying she's got a cold and can't make it. Trying to be optimistic and think it's for the best because I haven't had a cold in ages and the last time was from my ex (and the time before that was from a different girl)
>>27435792
>getting a cold from two different girls, potentially three
Whore.
>>27435783
>Has anyone actually met a young right wing woman?
Yes but she was eastern european
I escaped over to Bristol for the weekend while everyone at home is wanking over the 1916 easter rising
is it cool if I chill with you britfags?
>>27435873
Did you come over here just to shitpost online?
>>27435873
If you help us retake Ireland.
>>27435880
I'm staying at my cousins house but I'm essentially doing my usual, which is nothing/ shitposting on /r9k/ . So yes I suppose I did
>>27435918
you're better off without it desu fampai
Mad one on jezza kyle today
What's up with this weather? The sun is shining right now but it was pissing it down 20 minutes ago and 20 minutes before that the sun was shining. I'm going to town in a bit and don't know whether to risk wearing a light jacket or wear a bulky coat and sweat.
>>27435580
It all returns to nothing
oc
>>27435873
Fine, but you'll need to answer a few questions first.
Firstly, why is every Irish person I have ever met so fucking bitter towards us, it even slips in to normal conversation. What the fuck did I do to them?
Secondly, why do Irish people who move here always nickthemselves "Irish ____" e.g. John would call himself Irish John and it would end up being his nickname.
>the irish are celebrating uprising in 1916, quickly being overwhelmed, surrendering, and being lined up and shot for being silly.
>>27436106
>tfw English but all my family is Irish and I have an obscure Irish first name
>woman on jeremy kyle talking about how her son killed himself in an erotic auto asphyxiation accident
What are you supposed to do on Easter Sunday?
Is there anything to do?
Should I just go back to sleep?
>>27436209
Go to church
Glad this isn't oc
>>27436209
I was gonna go into town and buy a Wii U Pro Controller but I don't want to get up now
>>27436251
Shops are closed anyway.
>>27436251
Glad I'm not the only one who is wasting their Sunday, Makes me feel somewhat better I think I'll just binge eat chocolate instead :P
>>27436542
>tfw "the why me" describes you perfectly
Met this 20yo lad at my mate's house earlier this week who got drunk and went on a rant about how he's still a virgin but it's because he works hard on his degree and he "actually cares about his future, unlike most people". Surprised people like that still exist, really reminded me of when I was a loser in secondary school and we all thought we were somehow intellectually superior to the popular crowd.
Why do some nerds develop such weird superiority complexes out of their own shortcomings? Is it a coping mechanism or are they just pricks?
Just had a fish and chips lads!
>>27436578
Why didn't you take his virginity you normscum?
Getting pretty sick of all the tranny shit in the news all the time in places it just shouldn't be. I'm not looking at the finance section to read a story about how buy-to-let paid for some mentally ill person's sex change.
>>27436794
>tranny shit
>news
>/r9k/
>>27436807
You sure showed me anon.
>>27436578
coping mechanism, guaranteed.
How many easter eggs did you get lads?
Mum didn't get me one this year
>>27437128
12.
t. obesity man
Had to go into the lab on easter sunday lads, going in at 8 tomorrow as well.
I guess science doesnt care about our lord and saviour.
>>27437128
My mum bought one extra for my sisters kids by mistake so I've had it
>>27437150
>lab
>Tesco
Poleaboos cut from last night, today
Cut himself while staring at a pic of her
It could be likened to masturbation
What the fuck is the weather playing at today?
It's flipping between black rainclouds and summer sunshine fast enough I'm close to an eppy fit.
Make up your fucking mind, sky.
>>27428613
Won a little bit of money on that game. Bet on both teams to score but wish I bet on England to win. Guess I didn't have the balls.
>>27429664
Anime is perfectly OK, it's just the gayness that they post with it.
Anyway, how is your day going so far lads?
>>27437382
Need to go to the shops for some booze and then go see my nan in the nursing home
Would rather sit and play on my xbox desu lads
who here /osrs/, i've had this acc 4 days for my rebuild and just got a skill pet
>>27437440
Nice one, I'm sure your nan will be happy to see you.
I'm gonna watch some TV and maybe vidya for a bit while gaining the courage to go an deliver some Easter Eggs for my sister and her kids.
>>27437352
sure
but it takes more than a street view photo to decide iif I want to live somewhere
>>27436029
In the past their was genuine British oppression and a lot of Irish see the 1922 declaration of independence as a massive triumph of justice against the evil British forces. Theres an unwarranted pride 100 years on from people who have never been oppressed their whole lives, but love to feel proud about this historic victory, and feel as though they're entitled to some kind of special status. It's the exact same as modern blacks claiming how they're victims of slavery because their ancestors were.
Many Irish blindly hate British individuals in the present day for the war crimes of men who lived a century ago. Not to mention, their were many horrific, violent Irish rebellions that are excused and rarely mentioned.
>be le sound of the sea at the floating to know no soul floats below a sole brother
what i leech from the burns that hold no water to ask the sand what human put your flute to influence the shape of a perfect prostate
>>27428613
>no subject
Lad literally one job la
My flatmate forgot to buy bog roll so I've gone to the pub for a shite. Gonna have a few pints then go see that pish Batman vs Superman film by myself, top-notch Sunday incoming lads.
>>27436578
I guarantee that cunt's a libertarian.
Does anyone know if the Dailymail was printed today, and if it was then does it have the Jessie Slaughter story in it?
Its a long shot, but I would pin that shit up above my bed for the rest of my life
>>27437626
see 10 cloverfield lane instead
>>27437626
>Leaving your room
>Having a flatmate
>Going to the pub
>GOING T THE PICTURES
Fucking normie.
>>27437693
Jessi is now called Damien. So you might wanna try looking for that instead
Who /boatrace/ here? Inb4 Cambridge loses again
>>27437693
The Daily Mail doesn't print anymore.
>>27437766
Who /toryscum/ here? Inb4 kids are really attractive
>>27437830
Just like clockwork m8
>>27437830
who /libcuck/ here? Inb4 muslims are welcome
>>27437721
I got the ending of that spoilered for me. Plus, I'm hungover and quite fancy watching some brainless total shite.
>>27437465
Yep playing now, comfy as fuck.
>Cambridge women LITERALLY sinking in the boat race
>>27438028
At least they didn't just pussy out
>>27434334
we can all be better for the one we love lads.
>>27435580
I have managed to reason the ending of K-on to a very technically sad thing, being amazingly crafted to make you feel these emotions, but actually not that sad once you think of the reality of the ending.
>>27437789
Fuck. I even went and bought a copy of The Mail, fuck my life
>>27437626
>Batman vs Superman
>>27437959
>I'm hungover and quite fancy watching some brainless total shite.
Its not a good hangover film mate, I really wouldn't bother. Its much to convoluted for to be a hangover film and all the zoomey cameras and grim dark would make the suffering worse
Went to see my nan in the nursing home. Turns out they have a nice bunny called snowdrop there.
Wonder if he shits himself in the night like my nan
>>27438567
That poor bunny. Hope they let it roam free sometimes. Hate it when people keep them locked up, but it looks like it's an indoor bunny so it's already better off than 99% of the bunnies owned by shitstains who keep them outside in hutches
WHAT THE FUCK LADS
WHAT HAPPENED TO THIS BOARD
ITS JUST TRANNIES TRANNIES TRANNIES
I FEEL LIKE IM ON /lgbt/ OR /soc/ !!!!
>>27438600
Trannies don't come to this topic, and if they do, they don't shove it in our faces all the time. It's mostly nerdgays using anime girl pics
>>27438653
yeah /britfeel/ is alright
however look at the board in general, it's complete shit with maybe 1-5 interesting threads
>>27438670
I don't really browse rest of the board anymore because like you said, it's gone complete shit
>>27438670
Thats the site in general now mate. I browse a few boards like /pol/ and /tv/ but this site is full of newfags now, especially /r9k/ the r/4chan meme board
I'd go over to cr*pplech*n but they're all bellends and the website is just worse
HOW IS THIS SPAM REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>27438709
It's literally one of the oldest memes, 4chan has never been good.
Expecting anything other than complete shit is futile.
>glucose levels been over 250 the entire night
>they are fucked now too, going up and down alternating superfast
Going to kill myself with caffeine pills soon desu senpaitachi
Just realised my dad is more /pol/ than /pol/ desu, I think 4chan has kinda normalised rightwing views for me
>>27435625
all I want is a bf who doesn't mind alternative music and isn't an oppressed special snowflaketfw homo
>>27438931
>who doesn't mind alternative music
I'm out. I want a bf who doesn't really enjoy music at all.
>>27438840
Eating chocolate smoking weed popping benzos and opiates like there's tomorrow
Just kill yourself, you serve no purpose
>>27433781
Just got back from this. Feel loved and alive but now I'm home alone and I know in a few hours I'll be robot again.
>>27438980
> Feel loved and alive but now I'm home alone and I know in a few hours I'll be robot again
Hah, yes, what the fuck is this feel about?
You spend time with people, and you feel like life might end up OK, then the solitude just saps it away like some long-term AoE spell in an RPG.
>>27438946
not gonna lie generally I dislike people who don't care about music but since I don't talk much they don't know it
>>27439074
Funny, I think the opposite!
It just bugs me listening to their noise all the time, then they start listing off these names and bands like I'm supposed to know who they are.
Doesn't apply to background noise though in TV shows, games etc. I kinda like it then
Should I start drinking?
>>27439161
yes, anon, yes you should
howisthatnot originalREEEEEEEE
>>27439161
You mean you haven't started yet? Come on lad, step it up.
>>27439201
>>27439204
I know but its depressing drinking on your own these days, for me anyway
>>27439204
Tbh hes probablly 17.
>>27438600
Fuck up mate, trannies are okay.
>>27438947
>benzos and opiates
And I thought I was bad. Why are you such a degenerate?
>>27438947
Neither do you, you fucking pothead junkie. Hope you die from benzo withdrawal
>>27439257
well on this board they act like attention whores and are complete dickheads
>>27439257
Trannies are just even more mentally fucked than faggots
hence why they kill themselves constantly
>>27439266
Shutup you mouthbreather
>>27439297
You are going to die earlier than angry diabetesanon if you continue like this
>>27439280
>hurrrr durrrrr muh glucose and shitty DNA
Fuck off no one gives a shit
>>27439297
Lol piece of subhuman shit
>>27439318
this
>>27439327
No one cares that you're an useless junkie.
Ate 2 Creme eggs, 1 galaxy caramel egg, 10 mini kinder eggs and 1 big cadburys egg. Gonna have a joint then watch Wrestlemania 16. Thats my easter sunday
>>27437128
3. 1 from my mum, 2 I bought myself.
I swear they are smaller than I remember.
No love in /britfeel/ tonight is there lads
> tfw no sophie ellis-bextor gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOdgbRx4ihQ
>things going kinda well for a change
>can't stop thinking of ways everything will go wrong
Please brain, let me enjoy the happiness while it lasts.
>>27439655
>manface
you gay or something?
>mum says she's dishing the dinner up
>it's on plates
god help me but this fucking woman
had some of my cadbury egg earlier and it tasted fucking terrible
>>27439879
>still buying cadbury
Traitor.
>Xbox Spring Sale
>Can't afford a thing in it
I need to get off the bennies. I can't deal with living like this. I just sit at home and eat fucking stale food because I can't afford waste.
>>27439858
An incredibly incorrect opinion, but it's Easter Sunday, so I'll let you off.
GET IN HERE LADS
http://chat.mibbit.com/?channel=%23/uk/&server=irc.rizon.net
http://chat.mibbit.com/?channel=%23/uk/&server=irc.rizon.net
http://chat.mibbit.com/?channel=%23/uk/&server=irc.rizon.net
http://chat.mibbit.com/?channel=%23/uk/&server=irc.rizon.net
merry easter far flung face sheep from muck had made in the journey up the hill to stop and take note of an datum to one day drive a datsun in the Ethiopian rally on the beach thats has no teach but one bonsai246z
How many eggs have we eaten today, then?
I'm nearing about 4.
>>27439996
None because I'm not an overweight child
>>27439996
None because I'm an adult.
>>27439929
CHAT IS PACKED FULL OF RIGHT NORMOS
AVOID
AVOID
AVOID
>>27438080
im about to log back on whats your user friendo
>>27440060
Hardly surprising.
>>27439996
When I went downstairs today my mum's boyfriend said to me that he'd bought me some eggs. I was so confused until I saw that they were chocolate eggs, I had completely forgotten about easter.
>tfw after eating a big meal and having a few pints
too sleepy atm desu senpai
this is pretty fun lads get in here
http://chat.mibbit.com/?channel=%23/uk/&server=irc.rizon.net
who /TLOP/ here?
Holy shit lads. I just woke up. I went to bed at 12.30am too, so not even that late. What the fuck. I looked at the clock and thought 'oh, 6.10am thats really good to be up'. Then I noticed it said pm. I have work too tomorrow and I wasted the whole day sleeping.
>>27440368
so if i fuck this model
>>27434987
I watched it alone, as always.
Having a sport you like watching doesn't make you a normie, mate.
>>27437382
Jesus you must have been ecstatic, considering we won in the last minute basically.
>>27437320
>lives in England
>surprised about erratic weather
Undercover Amerifat detected
>>27440413
Best part is you won't get back to sleep until 5am or something and will be knackered in work
>>27434937
Please forgive me friend.
It escaped my mind.
>>27440506
You're right, might just call in sick tomorrow. Haven't called in sick in almost a year so should be good.
I have no idea why I ended up sleeping for so long too.
>>27436607
What did you get mate?
>>27439655
>that fucking man jaw
How is anyone attracted to these man jawed """girls"""?
>Death toll rises above 50 from suicide blast in Pakistani city of Lahore - no group has yet claimed the attack
Everyone changed their facebook picture to have a pakistan flag overlayed on it?
>>27440671
If pakistan gets more notice then turkey I'll flip.
>>27440671
>Terrorist attack in anywhere but West
I could not give less of a fuck
>>27440671
Not white people, no hashtag, no facebook pic generator.
1/10, je ne suis lahore pas.
>>27440671
nah, fuck them
>Rachel Weisz in The Mummy Returns
HNNNNNNNNGH!!!
>>27440671
Think about it mate
If you see a poo left in a public toilet it might be disgusting but its normal, when you see one left in the middle of the pavement outside your house that's a different issue
>>27440671
>Suicide blast in Pakistan
That's a false flag if ever there was one.
>>27440767
Ha that's a good analogy, nice one mate
>>27440413
How long is your shift?
>my homosexual eunuchoidal curbstompfaggotbody still decreases the glucose levels even though i am on 0.3U/hour of basal since 3 hours and the last bolus of 1U was 3 hours ago
going to turn my fucking cancerpump off for the rest of the day now lads, really cant be arsed. Fucking homodisease.
>>27440868
is there nothing you can do to unfuck yourself?
>>27441041
Don't engage, he acts retarded for attention, then when you call him a retard he dramatically reveals his levels are fine and he has masterfully rused us all
>>27441041
I will just fuckign stop eating and stop taking insulin, problem solved. i mean we fucking die one day anyways, living for a few days/weeks without giving a fuck about this shit is better than living for years in hell.
>tfw surprise landlord inspection next week
>tfw spent all day tidying my shit hole house into a presentable house
>tfw 15 bin bags of assorted shit has left
>tfw actually really house proud
>sitting here on newly tidy downstairs, watching clean TV with clean room, with scouse cooking on the pressure cooker making the house smell of lovely stew, drinking an ice cold pint
>been scrubbing and wiping everything so hard I've got that post workout relax
So fucking comfy lads
>>27441068
>he dramatically reveals his levels are fine and he has masterfully rused us all
please link to the arvchived post where I have said this. you cant because i never fucking did.
>>27441095
Have you considered losing weight? That tends to clear up diabetes, iirc.
>>27440822
9-5 at an office.
gonna leave this shitty pump turned off and take caffeine all night lads. probably goingn to lose a fucking kilogram of fat butu who gives a shit, I'm merely underweight so i still got quite some room until i am aneorexic.
>>27441151
don't kid yourself. I'm such a big meme that every single person who posts ITT knows exactly what causes my condition and that there is no cure.
>>27441172
Well, there is a cure, and it's called 'exercise'.
life is fucking shit lads
people fucking suck and are all cunts
end it all
>>27441319
>end it all
Believe me lad I want to but don't want to hurt mummy.
>>27441090
>surprise inspection
>next week
How does that work>
>>27441319
Agreed m8
fuck everything
>>27441319
i know mate, i know
>>27441347
lolno you don't. if you were actually about to die you would fear death like nobody else because you haven't even lived yet.
Fuck me lads
Thunder storm outside, hail stone as well.
>>27441374
>>27441379
>le comfortzone manchildren with no real problems
the only one here who has real problems is me, diabetesguy.
>tfw will never rim a qt boy in a skirt
>>27441497
Can you put on a trip so I can filter you?
Or do a poleaboo and refer to yourself in the 3rd person. That would help also
I just wanna dance in London
Just give me one night, and a foreskin
European girls don't like mutilated jeeeew cocks
mutilated jeeeew cocks
AND THE CIRCUMCISIONSCAR IS ON FIRE
THATS WHAT JEWS DESIRE
i kicked a trolley last night when i was drunk and now my shin hurts
Lads, what are some good clothes shops in the uk?
It seems all i ever do is hit up tkmaxx
Where are all my good Steam chat lads
>>27441613
What clothe do you want?
h&m are great for most stuff
>tfw no trap bfwho occassionally lets me suck his dick/spoiler]
>>27441765
She's either cis or trans. Regardless she's not a boy and I'll bang you for chatting transphobic shit if you're not careful.
>>27441878
>has a dick
>not male
pick one
>>27441920
I'm afraid that I've had to forward your post to the police as I believe it is unlawful under the Equality Act 2010 and the European Charter on Human Rights
>>27441878
>i'll bang you
how? through the fucking screen? also how the fuck is that transphobic?
he will never be a real woman, period.that doesn't mean that i wouldnt fuck him though
>>27441944
wow, I'm forwarding your threatening posts to the police too ( " I will bangn you ")
Are you actually aware how little of a fuck I give?
>>27441944
Oh wait, it's Convention not Charter
fuck
>>27441944
The Equality Act and European Convention only covers humans.
>>27442026
DAAAAAAAAMN
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>beef, potato, carrot and onion stew
The most comfy meal, put in a tonne of beef stock too, every potato bite was lovely beefy goodness.
Just demolished a shit load of it, currently food coma on the sofa
Who comfy here lads?
>>27442158
How where you treated unfair?
Unless you're mega disabled it's your own fault you didn't just get a job and make your own way in life
>>27442158
>I was never given a chance to defend myself
You had a trial lad. the fact that you're guilty is your own fault
>>27442158
Blame Nintendo's censorship of import games, please.
>>27442158
Kek the Feds will be knocking on your door after all these people report you, good luck explaining to mommy and daddy
>>27442158
Make sure you distribute it to various media outlets before you do whatever you're doing.
Don't want your manifesto lost
Ribena is such an intolerable retard, I desperately want it to be real so he actually goes to prison.
GLUCOSE LEVELS ARE FUCKED, GLUCOSE LEVELS ARE FUCKED, MAKE ME SCREAM, MAKE ME JUMP, GLUCOSE LEVELS ARE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKED
Really wanna wank but already have today so it won't work.
Why is life so suffering
>>27442308
ayo phife dawg you ok senpai?
threw up tons in public today lads, had to keep swallowing the puke so no one would see me throw up on the floor
>>27442461
circumCISEDfag detected.
>>27442488
threw up all over the floor at work the other day, this post just reminded me ffs. was proper liquid spew right in the middle of the warehouse.
>>27442461
What? Are you broken?
>>27442494
Except I'm not?
>>27442691
then how the fuck can you only fap once a fucking dayc
>>27428613
that game was incredible. I've never seen England press like that
>>27442483
Kek.
DiabeticAnon isn't very funky
>>27442461
if you had said you have already wanked 5-7 times today, i would have been all like 'okay, i can relate to that' but one time lad, once.
>>27442678
>>27442697
>>27442731
Is this not normal?
It's ridiculously difficult to get and stay hard long enough to cum a second time.
>>27442731
>wanked 5-7 times today... 'okay, i cant relate to that'
Pervert.
>>27442792
Junlad is a smelly, horrible pervert. And I love it.
>>27442785
how overweight are you? if you are not, are you on medication?
>>27442792
sometimes i just need to expel seed.
>>27442785
if you are a genital mutialted SUBhuman like me tghen its normal taht u cant fefap as often
>>27442823
I'm like 10 stone (5'6) and no, I'm not on any pills.
As if I needed anymore insecurities ;_;
>>27442823
>tfw get gf
>tfw feel comfortable so put on weight
>tfw sex drive dissapears entirely
Why does being fat kill sex drive?
>>27442848
Blood flow constriction or something, 'innit.
>>27442842
Do you at least make big cums, lad?
>>27442848
>>27442883
im fat and i fap around 7-10 times a day, i dont know what the fuck is wrong with you guys
>>27442842
you are probably just not that into it lad, sorry.
>>27442848
when i was a fat fuck it killed my sex drive and ability to maintain erections.
>>27442819
all of those things are true, though i forget that not everyone has a smell fetish like me.
>>27442848
What the fuck are you doing lad, it's meant to be the woman who balloons after getting into a relationship.
Having a beer on my day off in a pub that I've never been in before and these chav cunts keep saying shit like
>ye boi
And
>lol
Actually saying that shit out loud.
How do people deal with this?
I want a quiet beer and some music, not normie cunts talking shite.
>>27442308
WHAT COULD BE BETTER
WHAT COULD BE BETTER
THAN FIGHTING DIABETUS
WITH
YOU
>>27442955
>going to a pub
you are a normie
>>27443103
Cyborg maybe. At most.
Just want to have a pint and a whisky in peace with my cigarettes.
>>27443174
you sound like the type a nigga wears a trenchcoat and quotes poetry desu.
>>27443103
Is drinking alone while everyone around is in groups being happy, normie?
In need of an English boyfriend desu
Anyone visited an escort?
Seriously considering it. Worried I might not be able to keep hard because of anxiety and that would be 150 down the drain
Dumped the missus of 3 years the other day
So alone fuck me
>>27443230
Fuck off you mulatto quadroon fuck.
>>27443230
Not into black guys I'm afraid.
>>27443274
oi fak rite of mate befur i get me narns plastic knife and do ya in
>>27443250
what the fuck
3 years is serious
why did you dump her?
>>27443304
We showed him the way of BP and now he's hooked
>>27443230
Hello princess. How do I apply for the position of English boyfriend?
>>27443353
I say we fight to the death for the privilege desu, only way to decide who is worthy.
>>27443353
>princess
Uhm Idk do you have skype?
Cuck drama "The Other Man" featuring Liam Neeson currently on BBC iPlayer.
>tease a few of the lonely gay bots here
>they want to exchange pics
>delete and block them
S-sorry ;_;
>>27439519
comfy lad
123
>>27443304
Just wasn't the same as it used to be
Want to get back with her to get rid of the boredom and loneliness but I know that'd be the wrong to do
GIVE ME MY ENGLISH BOYFRIEND
>>27443598
You don't deserve anything. Stop feeling so entitled.
>>27443598
If you were white, I'd apply
Otherwise it's just beastiality
>Have to do a story board for my web dev project
>20% of the CA
>Can't stop shitposting
Help me lads, how do I focus?
>>27443673
but anon I'm half white
This is the first Easter that I am no longer friends with my (ex) best-friend.
We used to spend Easter together. Today I couldn't handle the loneliness and slept through the whole day on the sofa.
I feel like I'm trapped inside my own shell. No one can get in, and I can't get out.
>>27443751
Why aren't you mates anymore?
Just watched Airplane 2 with my dad, lads.
We almost watched Noah, but I changed his mind at the last minute.
>>27443794
We were both friends with someone who was extremely abusive toward me when no one was looking. I stopped talking to her so she feigned a suicide attempt. Now I'm the asshole who makes friends suicidal.
The thing is it's obviously perfectly orchestrated on her part. I'm apparently the only one who sees it though.
Dropped a full unopened 70cl bottle of smirnof vodka on to my carpeted bedroom floor last night lads, fucking smashed everywhere. Place now smells like a fucking chemical spillage desu.
>>27434050
Probably not.
>she wrote him a list of all his faults
Ouch.
>3 x a4 sheets
Holy shit.
>>27443844
They think she tried to kill herself just because you stopped talking to her? Sounds a bit mental tbf m80, you wanna get away from that.
Doesn't she have women friends for that kind of drama.
>Worked 96hrs last week (Seven days back-to-back).
Fun times.
>>27443939
Why? Are you a high flying lawyer or a promising young doctor?
I'm a civil servant and haven't worked a full week yet this year
>>27443986
Restuarant Assistant Manager, covering whilst the GM was on holiday. 250hrs in last 4 weeks.
>>27443922
Took me 12 years to get away. Literally ruined my mental health. Therapist thinks I have PTSD over some fucking cunt who made sure I spent my life miserable at all times. I just want to feel something.
She has woman friends now. There was a brief period where I spoke to her again and there were no improvements so I cut ties altogether. She has woman friends who she keeps around because they let her take her fuck-victims back to their houses when she's been clubbing. That way she doesn't have to get her own place.
Unfortunately, I don't know how to make friends any more. I just work and sleep.
>>27444044
>Restuarant Assistant Manager
Except the Jamie Olivers and Nigellas of this world, working in restaurants always sounds like a horrendous job
>>27444063
Job itself is quite enjoyable most of the time. Either that or I've done it long enough that I'm deluded. Getting a payrise soon but it's still not gunna be as much as I was expecting.
Done right the fulltime wait staff can be on ~30k a year of which half is 'untaxed' (undeclared tips), undecided if management is really worth it.
>>27444128
I claim I would do any job. But restaurant work is something I don't think I would survive. Serious respect. You guys get all sorts of shit.
In the cinema on my own lads.
Pretty comfy desu
Wait who the fuck is junlad?
>>27444218
What you are watching?
Went and watched Sceptre by myself when it was out. Odeon at midnight(ish) with a beer.
>>27444128
It just seems like so much effort and pessure for such relatively low pay. I don't know how you do it
>>27444218
saw a guy at the cinema sitting front row on his own watching batman the other day
need big balls to give that little a fuck tbqh
>>27444248
Me
oc(originalcontent)
>>27444248
It is I, Jun-Lad.
>>27444248
It's one of poleaboo's pseudonyms
>>27444248
I am Junlad.
>>27444261
Watching 10 Cloverfield Lane. Only one here.
>>27444344
fuck off normie you fucking normie cunt
>>27444273
30k to carry food is outrageous
More importantly, who is the incredibly handsome and talented Azulad?
>>27444273
Pub/bar work isnt really worth it. It's pretty much unskilled though I'm surprised more NEETs don't get jobs in spoons etc.
A manager couple GM/waitress could easily be pulling in 80k before income tax, free rent (usually 2/3bed), and no utility bills except council tax.
>>27444383
nobody forces people to tip
Cinema lad going for the get desu
>>27444398
also secretly poleaboo
>>27444383
Clearly never worked in fast paced hospitality. It's always funny when normies try it out and cant even hack a day.
>>27444398
One of Junlad's boyfriends.
>tfw gag reflex is back
and not a moment too soon desu~
>>27444330
>>27444344
>>27444351
>>27444346
Well why is he allowed to stay but not poleaboo or tilde?
I think the real question is the unnamed third man in the Junlad group, who is incredibly manly and cool?
>>27444489
I never said Poleaboo or Tilde couldn't stay, stop putting words into my mouth
>>27444466
Tilde your back!
I havnt seen you post in awhile ive missed you lad.
>>27444489
Who said junnormie could stay?
Only reason he isn't hated is because he commands an army of lonely gays who beg for his cock. He already cucked azu by fugging others.
first post in britfeel
what do you lads do here
>>27444585
We're a homosexual death cult.
>>27444585
We're a retard support group
>>27444585
Try and find cute boyfriends.
>>27443939
how much you get paid mate?
>>27444593
>>27444611
>>27444612
i think i'm going to fit right in
>>27444612
this tbfwy
>>27444585
share feels and daily events dude.
we're all in it together
>>27444410
Actually a few places do. Most are scammed into it thinking they aren't making very much money.
>>27444680
sounds radical
>>27444761
The minimum wage is absolute. If you choose to tip then fine, but nobody is forced to and nobody starves in the UK because someone didn't tip
>>27444410
>>27444824
as a side note, fuck turtle bay.
>http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2015/aug/23/restaurant-tipping-policy-forces-waiters-to-pay-to-work
>Gordon Bennett
https://youtu.be/UrD6hg9Fu2w
>>27444903
What was the point of this?
>>27441765
God Blessin all the Trap niggas
originalas
>>27444981
some one emailed me it lad
>>27445018
>>27441765
do traps listen to trap?
>>27445076
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJK0OGlhKF4
All set for storm Katie lads?
Gusts of up to 80mph between midnight and noon tomorrow. Should be fun.
>>27444575
Azu?
I`ve been here a year and I dont know any off these people.
>>27444515
Dont fucking reply to me then tilde. Ill just reply to myself
>>27445122
I pity those of you living in the north where this will be a problem.
>>27444575
It's just him pretending to be 3+ different people
Any recommendations on anything worth watching on On-Demand? I've been watching The Night Manager on iplayer which is pretty great and 4od's international selection.
Why is poleaboo called poleaboo? Is he a Polish Weeb?
>makes 100 fAM
>>27445451
he's a paki who filmed a polish woman taking a shit
poleaboo
https://youtu.be/odqog7OcSBY
>>27445494
I both feel bad for him, and dislike him simultaneously.
>>27445345
Looks like the South-East is gonna be worst hit. Live in Kent and it has already been pretty windy the past day or so.
>>27445547
poleaboo is blog paki
>>27445588
That picture... What is happening? I tried to understand it but I feel it may be gibberish
>>27444515
>>27445321
Sorry senpai, I have only just checked back on the thread~
>I havnt seen you post in awhile
I wish I could say I was busy or something. Just been wasting time doing nothing of value~
>>27445730
It is fine tilde, I hope you realised my anger "Dont fucking reply to me then tilde" wasn`t serious.
How are you feeling at the moment?
I`m glad you started using your blog again.
>>27445637
its a reminder to keep up right not like <_<
>>27445914
>How are you feeling at the moment?
I have been feeling quite down for the last few days and I do not know why~
How about you, anon?
>>27428679
There was a really good Brit nostalgia thread earlier in the week, can anyone dig it out the archive?
I can't give a fuck about no normie long as my waifus love me
Friendly reminder for Pakipoo.
>tfw doing some mcat to help me get through this long weekend of drinking
>>27446267
Better than usual surprisingly, still quite bad though.
>got a job starting soon
>only 4 precious days of NEEThood left
fuck m9s
>>27446633
That's good to hear anon~
Any reason as to why you feel better than usual?
>almost fired from work today
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
>>27446727
Why? Was there an incident?
>tfw work night out/dinner next Friday and I said I'll go
I don't talk to my colleagues so I think they think I'm some weird, autistic arsehole. Unless I'm drunk which makes me think more that they think I'm some weird, autistic arsehole
>>27446603
I'LL GIVE YOU EVERYTHING YOU EVER NEED, AND A FINAL WAY TO TURN YOU INTO A MEME
ME AND YOU, WE CAN RULE /BRITFEEL/, CAUSE NO ONE'S GONNA MESS WITH ME I'M A MEME
>>27446603
Just started playing Halo 5 a couple of days ago and I haven't played ODST for a few years, took me a while to realise that was the same guy
>>27446777
Accidentally damaged a wall then cursed in front of my manager when my flatmate texted me about our house leaking from the ceiling.
Everything is going wrong today.
>>27446724
Just been a comfy day, usually my family's downstairs arguing but today I was home alone.
Just browsed r9k and played some video games. Now im gonna watch a few horror films I think. Whats your plans for the rest off the night tilde?
>>27446826
>then cursed in front of my manager
Do people still care about shit like this?
>>27446826
>>27446860
>cursed infront of my manager
i do this all the time
>>27446821
Whats your xbox gt? can i add you?
>>27446860
She sure as hell cared
>tfw female boss
>>27446901
Oh god I'm so sorry anon.
I'm going to be having a female boss soon, I hope she won't be the standard cunt
>>27446842
that does sound pretty comfy. It is nice to hear that your Easter was good, anon~
>Whats your plans for the rest off the night tilde?
Probably going to sleep soon since I've gotten into the habit of waking up early~
>>27446929
Hope you get a good nights rest.
>>27446826
sounds like your managers a cunt desu, i was like an hour late twice this week and no-one gave a shit. the perks of being a worthless minimum wage-slave
>>27446926
My boss is a fundementalist christian lesbian.
Go figure, especially when the bible specifically says no fags or dykes
What's jobcentreplus like? I have to go make the national insurance thing and I don't know what to expect.
problem with england is they always try to walk it in
>>27447028
Did you see that ludicrous display last night?
Oc
>>27447006
It's shite.
>>27447120
I hope they don't bother putting rooney back in the squad desu lads, his time is over #youheardithearfirst
>>27447028
get the fuck out
yes this is original sir
>>27447167
Hodgson will 100% put him back in the squad.
Hodgson is a spineless cuck.
I would my life savings on Rooney being re-instated for Euro 2016, but there is no bet going for that.
Rooney is garbage-tier at this stage, and would only ruin the team.
Hopefully we have a Barkley/Alli rotation behind Kane for the Euros.
With Vardy being the super sub for Kane if necessary
>>27447192
no need to be a prick
>>27447225
We need a fresh squad. Kane and Ali are young and look dangerous on the ball all the time. Rooney just seems to have lost believe in himself.
I would start vardy on the wings with welbeck tbqh...
>>27447120
Nice meme freindo! haha richard ayoade is so funny and quirky look at his silly hair haha what a laugh!
What's the maximum number of hours a week I can work before I am not able to sign on?
Poleaboo has an external thread up about his stalking, lads.
search /Stalking/ in the catalog.
Why does he do it? Is it to fool new, random people who don't know the story so he can feel better about himself?
>>27447225
Yep. Will 100% happen, nothing worse than watching Wayne Rooney try to play football, the only time he is any use is 1 in every 10 games when he scores a screamer, sort of like Coutinho.
>>27447312
It's because neither here nor /brit/ aren't buying it anymore.
He's never actually provided evidence that Poleaboo is a real person, and we got bored of the same old story with no actual development.
>>27447225
>Rooney will be in the squad
>he'll fuck it all up
>once we get knocked out, he'll steal Nike merch from the dressing room
Anyone else legitimately wish for Poleaboo's death? Like obviously I don't know him personally but the world would just be such a better place if he was in the ground.
>>27447404
He can't, though, it's all just posturing of his borderline pd. He believes he's too deserving of everyones attention and worship to ever end himself.
Atleast the courts are gonna fucking shred him soon though
>>27447450
lmao can't wait. Is he still in Aberdeen? might be able to read about it on the local news.
>>27447488
>Is he still in Aberdeen?
he's back home in Rochdale.
>>27447404
I don't wish he would die. Just that he would find peace.
Go me!!1?
Did I do good?
I'm absolutely petrified.
Hold me.
>>27445122
It's going mental at the moment
>>27447510
oh right, will he go to court there then? cool watching a stalkers life get ripped apart online regardless.
>>27447404
Nah he's alright, its the uni cunts who are the real trash
>>27447563
Aren't those redbrick unis the ones you go to if Durham reject you? Either way, congrats lad!
>>27447563
im from durham if you have any questions pal?
>>27447594
I'm not sure to be honest.
>>27447607
kek
>>27447623
East Durham here mate, you from the city?
>>27447614
They're all redbrick/russell apart from Lancaster which had the nicest facilities surroundings (assuming I couldn't get into Durham). Got accepted for all of them. Chose Durham.
Thank you for the congrats.
>>27447623
Erm... Hi
Is it as comfy as it looks?
>>27447607
He is a uni cunt
>>27447563
Congrats lad.
Durham is a great university
>>27447681
What grades did you get at A Level?
>>27447681
I remember going to an open day to Lancaster and the campus was really nice. I ended up going to Nottingham and I don't remember Lancaster even getting back to me
>>27447692
Not anymore, he's a neet dropout
>>27447673
Im from a town in county durham near bishop auckland...
>>27447681
The city itself is very nice and pictureque. enjoy walking along the river.
>had sex with a total of 3 people
>the first two i usually had to push a little to get it in and they said it hurt
>do it with the third who i have very strong feelings for
>slid right in
>mfw
lads...
>>27447734
Ah nice, only been to Bishop Auckland a few times. I'm from up Peterlee way
>>27447701
Glad to her it. Thank you.
>>27447726
My college tutor actually started at Lancaster and did his masters at Nottingham. Coincidences are cute.
I have been to Nottingham a few times as a hitchhiker and have been to a few gigs there. It is a very "cool" city but the people there kinda know it's cool and that blemished the place for me. On pure academics, Nottingham gets the nod but Lancaster is a much nicer environment and the Lake District is god's earth in Britain. If Lancaster had the reputation of Durham, I'd have gone there.
>>27447734
Isn't the city essentially cathedral, castle, university buildings, river?
>>27447781
Land of the prince bishops innit.
I love being from the north-east desu (it's great)
>>27447724
Sorry, I missed you.
I'm was an ACCESS student. Got distinctions on every assignment in Politics, Literature and History.
I think I got in on the basis of a decent PS and a strong reference from my tutor.
>>27447832
Yes. There is also a fair few shops and ALOT of coffee places. Its' ridiculous how many coffee shops are in duzza now considering how small the place is... there's also a fair few pubs and of course the famous gala theater.
>spent all day browsing /cuteboys/ and wanking
Never felt so depressed
>>27447878
How old are you friend?
(original comment starring you and myself)
>>27447883
I don't drink coffee... Used to... Stopped drinking it five years ago... Never crashed since...
Is there much to do for watching sports or am I best off going to Newcastle, Sedgefield, Hexham... (I'm not into Cricket)
>>27447918
I'm 32
(sure that's also an original comment)
Smoking a cheeky joint out the bathroom window while parents are in bed. I think I stopped growing up at around the age of fifteen. Does anyone know this feel?
>>27447832
Nottingham was pretty cool and I went to loads of great gigs there (Deftones w/ Letlive and Three Trapped Tigers, Dillinger Escape Plan, Rolo Tomassi, Future of the Left, Low).
However it's the only place I've been mugged. Ironic considering I've lived in Manchester for the majority of my life and I always felt much safer there than I do here.
Lads, remember to use the new OP image next time.
>>27447949
Yeah come up to newcastle (that's where I'm at uni) and watch the football :)
>>27447972
Good job on getting into uni mate.
So you'll be a mature student then?
Nice.
>>27447949
If you're in Durham you'll find yourself between mackems and geordies. Choose one and don't get killed on derby day. We have some rugby in Peterlee but nothing worth spending a day to see
also HOWAY THE LADS
>>27428613
zzzz
Almost time for bed
zzzz
>>27448050
>unironically being a newcastle fan
Enjoy the relegation mate. Rafa can't perform miracles
>>27448071
Did Harold ever smile or even display an emotion? i require photographic evidence
>>27448107
Not really expecting much else, honestly.
>>27447563
>Durham
It's no Oxbridge mate, being honest.
>>27448149
At 00:25 and 23:17 you can hear him speak
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6kh8kY0T9q8
>>27448162
Which players do you expect to leave when you get relegated?
>>27448220
not him but i hope coloccini and sissoko
>>27447006
It's a job centre. Same as any other, full of societies lowest.
>>27447992
I've seen Deftones and TDEP in Manchester (my home city)
And even odder, Manchester is the only place I've ever been "mugged". I grew up in Hattersley and never got touched because my knobhead family carried a reputation...
>walking from oneitis pity lay
>moss side side street
>feeling pretty good about myself
>come to junction
>spot a prick with a face mask and a knife
>I'm not tooled up
>"Let's get it out of the way with"
>Oi Oi Oi Where You Goin?
>Here's my shitty phone and my inside out pockets
>Checks my shitty phone
>Sees my dealer's name
>Gives phone back to me
>Tells me not to walk where he's walking
>>27448006
I were there last year for the CL final. Everybody was cheering for Juve (because of the black white stripes). They also cheer the name Shearer! Shearer! whenever the number 9 appears anywhere. He's like a god to you guys no?
>>27448018
I will be the old, working class scummer with a chip on his shoulder. Yes.
>>27448050
Citteh til I die m8 (which kills me because I hate what my club's become)
>>27448175
For privately educated Rah's, that's the truth. But for working class scummers, Durham is the Oxbridge of the North.
>>27448220
Gini, Perez, Krul and Mbemba could get snatched. Though I doubt Townsend and Shelvey will be wanting to play Championship football so they'll leave asap too
>tfw you accidentally post /britfeel/ in the wrong thread
>Island Arc in NHK
I was not prepared for this.
>been rubbing my dick through my pants for the past 2 hours
>thigh is covered in pre-cum
Anyone watch this last night?
>>27448540
They unfroze a cro-magnon man live on telly?!
>>27448540
omg did he died?
>>27448540
sport is entertainment for primitive minds
I am above it
>Depression back
>Wind is howling against the windows
I'm ready for another sleepless night
>>27448678
get over yourself, you're probably some middleclass cock sat in their comfy bed in mummies house
Poleaboo didn't cut today
>>27448724
Nope, and nope frendo
>>27448761
Share your story.
>>27448737
See >>27446552
And make it count tomorrow.
>>27448761
Okay, no problem lad, carry on.
Unless you're poleaboo, then fuck off.
>>27448678
The wind is fucking loud tonight, pouring too.
>>27448512
sounds yummyoc
When is the storm hitting?
>>27448943
It's here in Essex already.
Going to bed, lads.
Hope I dream of Nonna tonight.It's not going to happen
Just got home from 10 Cloverfield Lane lads
Poleaboo is loving this Islamic rap
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2tvEMbCj-U
>>27449190
Any good? please no spoil senpai
What's the friggin point.
>>27447983
They'll definitely smell it lad
>>27448943
west kent is getting battered lad
t. tunbridge wells dweller
>>27449219
There is absolutely none, just do what you do, if anything, then die.
>>27449213
Very good. Won't spoil it, don't worry.
>>27449318
It's torrential here in Sittingbourne.
>>27448737
Good progress. Congratulate yourself.
>>27449213
Howard is the bad guy and is lying.
>>27449219
Nothing. Life is shit, just live as comfy as you can and ignore people who try and tell you what your life should be.
Blowing a right hooley in Portsmouth.
>>27441502
I'm here man. hit me up
Oyasumi lads. Feel like I've been a tad too gay today.
>>27449470
You and me both. Haven't jacked it to anything straight at all.
Lootcrate seems pretty cool in the US but it's more than twice the price in the UK, kinda defeats the whole fucking point
>>27449367
only real extreme weather in this area, and it's pretty rare desu.
Feels alright never getting flooded. Are there floods in sittinbourne?
>>27449511
Loot crate is a fucking con no matter who you are.
>>27449538
Only extremely low level ones, and it has to be much, much worse than this.
>>27449547
This
You're paying to have advertisements sent to you. How stupid can you be to subscribe to that?
>>27449547
but it's only like 8 quid in the US, that's a far price for t-shirt, a poster, an action figure and maybe some other shit
>>27449580
"Hey, do you want to pay 8 quid for this box of stuff? I can't tell you what's in it, or even where it's from, but it's totally cool stuff!"
Sounds like a con, right? That's exactly what they do with Lootcrate.
Let's say you're really into capeshit movies. You get your box, and it's full of Walking Dead merch, aside from a shitty captain america air freshener. You just so happen to hate the Walking Dead, so none of that stuff interests you. Congratulations, you just paid 8 quid for an air freshener you'll never fucking use.
Oh, and all that "cool exclusive swag" or whatever fucking buzzwords they use? Enjoy having their fucking logo splattered on it.
>>27449579 is right. It's you paying to have adverts sent to you. More than that, it's you paying to advertise their shit.
>>27449470
>tfw no bf to regulate my gay behaviors with
>>27428613
I know this sounds like attention whoring, but can someone please bump my thread
>>27449624
I just want a fucking traditional greentext thread to survive, rather than have it pushed off the catalog with cancer
>>27449511
Don't fall for it.
They are only good for watching your favourite youtuber (your choice, they all get them for free) unbox and absolutely shit on the contents.
>>27449753
iktfbae
>>27449707
I've seen some offshoots that are basically copies where they send you world foods and stuff. They still seem expensive to get them to the uk but its quite a nice idea to get random food from other countries to try. I sippose the idea is you don't know what you want
>>27449418
Wind and rain in Kent. Is cosy except my tinnitus ruins the atmosphere.
Lying in bed being cuddled by sleeping partner and silently sobbing because I feel so lonely and selfish.
What the fuck is wrong with me.
>>27449814
I have a chronic ear infection. The last two weeks have been an insight into tinnitus and it's fucking horrid. I'm sorry.
>>27449815
I dislike your kind a lot.
>I'm being cuddled by someone who loves me but wahh it's not a stacey/chad
Literally women behavior
Do any of you fuckers remember MC Smally?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dQkhKk5Kgk
>Mfw
>>27449839
I don't know what it is but it seems to be louder when I get tired. Shit is going to drive me to suicide.
>>27449855
I love him dearly and he is my life. I have no one else but him. No friends. Extraordinarily distant family.
>>27449811
If you want to waste your money, go ahead mate.
>>27449900
I've found some relief in white noise generators.
>>27449901
Then what the heck is the problem? I'd give my left testicle to just have 1 person like that.
>>27449930
I don't know what the problem is. It's completely irrational.
>>27449902
I never said I had bought them, I wouldn't be wasting money really instead of buying chocolates and stuff I would get random ones instead. Maybe I wouldn't get as much but the convenience of trying new things and having a little bit of excitement is what makes up for that.
Just come back from the continent.
I have no idea what time it is due to my laptop's time-zone spazzing out.
I don't have a television so can't use that for reference.
What time is it pls?
>>27450061
4.09am lad
>>27450061
2.09 m8y
>>27450061
4:11 AM mate
>>27449815
Wake him up by slapping your dick across his face. Should cheer you up
>>27450086
Cheers pal
>>27450061
4.10 fama lama ding dong ping pong
>>27450106
>Wake him up by slapping your dick across his face
This is why I don't want white friends.
>>27450193
Don't tell me your race doesn't do this also
>>27450061
You're sat on the internet you retard. You can google any time zone or countries time in the world.
God some cunts are really stupid.
So fucking windy lads.
don't want to go to sleep yet but its 500+ posts and its half 2 even tho its only half one cos clocks went forward.
Last week of arena reqs this week.
Feels bad man.
And now it starts getting quiet :/
>>27450764
Storm's killed everyone but you and me, mate.
>>27450470
>tfw still playing Reach
I mean it's just the best so it's a good feel.
>See someone post something on 4chan
>Instantly start working to find out everything I can about them
Is there something wrong with me? I'm pretty good at it though
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