Hey fellas figured those of us alone on this night should have each other and share a drink. So come on in, order a drink, and tell your friendly bartender and robots your feels
I haven't had a drink or seen any of my friends in months. Give me something strong bartender.
Give me something that will make me forget that I have no direction in life and that I don't have a dream
>>27404436
It's been a while, thought you guys mighta shut down! I'm drinkin tonight. Any specials? I'm feelin kinda nostalgic and melancholy tonight. Wish I could go back ya know!
>>27404436
Hi, I just bought some Peach Ciroc but I'm not sure what to have with it, give me something extraordinary, I want to experience what it's worth before cracking open the bottle.
I'm glad to see you're still open, were you guys refurbishing or something?
>>27404466
>>27404494
Here's some absinthe for you two. Some the strongest we have in stock. Take care guys
Your best Irish Whiskey please! With ice.
I'll have a little absinthe bartender in ice.
I've just been waiting for that qt short haired girl to fall head over heels for me and live the life of upper middle class. With a research job in alternative energy.
One can dream am I right?
>>27404466
>>27404494
Sorry fellas forgot your drinks because I got lost in the moment. Share the bottle on the house
ive been lost in a dream ive been having the last 2 weeks...give me something strong to keep me from waking up
>>27404612
Hope Jameson does the trick for you man
>>27404704
It bloody does my friend, you even have the special 18 year edition, lovely!!
>>27404501
Feeling something hard or a little easier? We got all your needs
>>27404593
>>27404638
th-thank you, I see that the robot is back
>>27404589
Here's a peach ciroc on the beach. Don't let the presentation fool you, it quite a tasty drink. Sorry about not being open for a bit as we are now under new management
>>27404734
Hmm...gimme 2 shots of Jack Daniels I guess
Slide me a lemon scotch and kamikaze
I made >>27380289 yesterday and it's been hell. The only reason I stay here is because my shit can't stay anywhere else. I'm a NEET with no car or license.
>>27404810
Two shots of Jack Daniels right up
>>27404806
Lovely, it's a small but delightful thing.
Here's a picture I'll put up on my Instagram!
Yo b-tendie
I'm having a rough rough day in the hood.
One lean and one 40 and I ain't paying.
>no white women on tinder
>ghetto bitches only
>community college isn't going well
>purp is too expensive
>black lives matter
>vote for Hilary
>>27404846
Damn I feel you brother. And I was there yesterday in that thread. Here's a kamikaze on the house. Hope things get better
>>27404912
GET OUT OF HERE SON
>>27404436
It's been a while bartender. I don't really drink IRL anymore, but right now, I'd love a glass of virtual scotch on the rocks.
>>27404436
Just give me your best beer, you got a jukebox in here to play some music?
>>27404912
Sorry senpai but you're going to have to change your tune
>>27404990
This is my favorite beer. Imported straight from our German brothers and yes jukebox is all yours.
nagasaki please. top shelf saki only.
anyone else's oneitus message them only when they're not around? all I look forward to in life are our chats, but she seems to only be picking hours when I sleep lately.
>>27404666
Hope you like rum. It's 160 proof which will knock you on your ass
>>27405046
Thanks I needed this.
Reminds me of home actually, this is why your the best place in town.
>>27404950
Thanks keep. How are you?
>>27405074
What do you discuss?
>>27405074
Here ya go friend. Hope all is well
>>27405166
her life mostly. she's nice enough to never discuss her new bf though
>>27405175
thank you, bartender.
>>27405046
I prefer their Weisse but still great beer.
>>27404963
>>27404993
Fuck this shit, this is a hold up!
Motherfuckers put the liquor and money in the bag, all of you! Wallets now!
Fuck y'all all I wanted was some lean, some 40 and a place to talk shit but y'all forced my hand. Imma have to go old school now put the shit in the bag.
I ain't even playing.
Don't make me boil the frog son
>>27405192
If you enjoy it, don't stop. If you're waiting for her to split then you need to.
>>27405205
my life is spent waiting for relatives to die so I can continue NEETin from their inheritances. this just an other form of waiting.
>>27405195
NOOOOOOOOO!!! YOU MADMAN! I WON'T LET YOU TAKE FROM THESE PEOPLE!
>>27405195
Come have a seat pal. Share your feels with us. Free drink on me
>>27405195
God damn it, I just wanted to have a beer while reflecting on my life, I ain't taking this shit.
Bang, bang.
I dont get sad anymore. Just homesick, but I can call home. Honestly.
>>27405160
I'm good thanks for asking. My happiest times are just spent serving you all as you're all I have left. Take care
>>27405253
I ain't even fired my glock yet senpai.
>>27405274
You had yo chance
>>27405282
Oh fuck!!! Zam! Dubs shoots me and wounds me, trips kills me, quads makes muh niggas march in the street in my honor!
>>27405282
OH MAN! You shot him! Look at him now...
Spiced rum barkeep, feeling a bit sad after watching Watership Down.
>>27404968
Virtual scotch right up
>>27405331
Let's see how this plays out nigga.
>>27405342
Spiced rum here you are. Why has it got you down anon?
>>27405390
You got one more role fo' I start shooting my g-unit up on dis frog n feel! >>27405341
Jamal!!! You shot my partner fame what chi do dat fo he Dindu Buffon he was a good ky who was going to community college!!!!
>>27405460
You are going to end up like Trayvon if you don't get out of here.
Bang. Bang.
>>27404436
Good day Barkeep! I'll have your finest vodka!
My life is actually going pretty well. I have a 50/50 chance of getting my dream job. I'll know next Monday if its possible.
However with every step forward, I feel like I'm going two steps back. I found out that my ex-girlfriend is pregnant with some fucking Mexican. Part of me doesn't really care, but the other part just feels betrayed. I know.... I'm a cuck.
I'm 26 years old right now, and I still live with my mom. My best friend just told me that this asshole I went to school with is now a doctor and is getting married in May. Where did it go wrong in my life? I feel like I should get married soon too, you know? I know that I'm ugly, short, and fat so a family it out of the question for me. Its nice to dream though, right?
>>27405444
Well at the end when Hazels spirt leaves his body and runs with the black rabbit, i felt very jealous. I knew that id never leave behind a large family and be recognized by god as a brave spirit worthy of joining his ranks. Il just die alone, not having taken part in any quest or journey, not giving my life for the good of my clan.
>>27405549
Be careful there's a nig on the lose, get down if you want to live.
>>27404436
Last time I had a drink I got arrested and since then I've been a car crash, lost my job and my relationship is in tatters. My gf was diagnosed with PTSD and it's like talking to a stranger. I've lost the love of my life and my best friend all at once and it's killing me.
I have no money to pay the fine i got for being publicly intoxicated because I lost my job. My knee is fucked from the crash and I haven't had a proper sleep in a month. I'm so tired and miserable and for the first time in ten years I'm contemplating suicide
2016 can fuck itself.
>>27405549
Good luck on the job anon and don't worry you'll get it. As for your ex don't worry about it and just keep moving forward because honestly it's all you can do. And fuck everyone else and their lives. Focus on your own and what makes you happy. Best of luck to you man
>>27404436
Got a sad and pathetic story to tell.
>been wanting to have a good fap and edge for hours on end
>wasn't horny at all so I decided to take a few days off of fapping.
>It's been 3 days and I still don't feel horny at all
I just wanted me and my penis to feel good together. This isn't the feel I wanted to feel.
>>27405716
Keep your head up anon and just keep moving forward. It's going to be rough and you'll want to give up bit just keep pressing on and you'll find what makes you happy. Remember we're always here for you
What do you drink when you feel down, Mr Bartender OP?
>>27405860
I'm going to be honest here, you replying means a lot. That might sounds gay or whatever but there's nobody in my life I can really turn to. My gf was that person, but now she's a zombie and barely acknowledges anyone around her.
I'm kinda disappointed in myself for not dealing with it better though. Always thought of myself as strong but this has BTFO me.
>>27405808
Bartender here. Don't worry about physical pleasures so much. This isn't just a meme but take on a hobby or any activity you enjoy. I've recently started watching more movies and understanding the film industry more. Stick with it
>>27405967
Bartender here again. Why must we be concerned with leaving a legacy behind and overcoming great obstacles in our lives? Do what makes you happy and fuck everything else
>>27405915
Honestly I only drink when I'm happy because I see alcohol as a means of celebration but I understand why others drink it when theyre down. When I get down I go for drives around town and sometimes walk aimlessly without any purpose until I get tired. When I do drink though I enjoy a good vodka. No idea why but it suits me
>>27406050
I mean, my gf made me happy. Having a job that was easy and stress free made me happy. Having my health made me happy.
I don't have any of those any more.
>>27406139
Sorry I incorrectly responded because it's been a long day. Be there for your girlfriend even if it's been hard for you two. Don't expect for everything to fall back to normal but also don't let someone you care about to just up and leave your life. Fight through it
Give me anything man, i just wanna think this through while drunk
I met this girl at uni, we have a lot of classes together and we slowly became friends. By now she follows me around, always sits next to me, invites me to any group assignments, laughs at any shit i say, asks for my help to study even though she knows more about the subject than me, etc. Lately there's also been a lot of "accidental" touching, like bumping into me, touching my hands, arms, stuff like that.
Its so fucking hard to keep a conversation with this girl though. Everytime we're alone the situation instantly becomes awkward. She doesnt say anything, doesnt ask me anything, when i try to start a conversation she just gives me short answers and eventually she just hides behind her phone and i give up. We just stay there in awkward silence until someone else arrives.
I thought about making a move on her, but i cant see the point of it if we cant even have a decent conversation.
Maybe she doesnt like me at all and im just overthinking, maybe we're both nervous around each other. How the fuck do i figure it out?
>>27406329
>How the fuck do i figure it out?
Man the fuck up. She obviously wants you. Ask her out on a date to the movies. Hold her hand. Who gives a fuck? She is giving you signs that she wants to be with you.
You are overthinking. She is probably nervous around you because you aren't acting like you are interested. You aren't reciprocating her feelings and making her question her own.
Grab your balls and text her inviting her to go see some movie and then if its cold offer her your coat. While you are at the movies put your arm around her.
>>27406329
"Hey look I've noticed this last while that there's been some chemistry between us. Wanna grab a coffee or dinner?"
Don't overthink. She says no, you just admitted there's no conversation anyway. She says yes, you can maybe get to fuck her. Win/win.
>>27406329
Shot of brandy here and hope you like it. It seems like she's into you but just doesn't know how to act when around you because has never been there before. I'm just guessing but I say you could try asking more personal questions and maybe even let her know you have feelings for her
Fucking>>27406329
this man. She likes you and you should ask her out>>27406484
Some cyanide please, maybe even throw a bit of Bloody Mary in. I'm feeling especially dreadful tonight...
>>27406701
Bloody Mary with cyanide. It's been fun anon
>>27406831
Till the night we part our lives anon?
>go on date
>she is very open
>VERY open
>as in, tells me to make sure I have condoms because she always forgets to bring her own and she doesn't want to run out over the long weekend
>clean whole apartment, get new toiletries in
>meet her
>she is unshowered, clothes dirty, hair looks like a mop
>goes off on insane rant about Trump and how no one should vote for him
>we do not live in America
>refuses any food or drink because she just purged
>manage to convince her my roommates are home and are extremely religious
>walk her to subway, she goes for the kiss
>grab her hand, shake it and moonwalk the fuck away
On the upside, my apartment is fucking sparkling.
I'm so lonely.
>>27406968
You at least have dates (and standards).
>>27406873
Until next time, anon.
>>27406968
You did the right thing by giving her a chance and upon knowing you weren't interested you handled the situation well. Better luck next time and keep at it
Hi barkeep, stout something please. Just had a friend I met at school over to my place. I discovered that he is surprisingly red pilled/robotic. He always came off as a total normie in class but he said that he could pick up that I was somebody he could relate to. Turns out he is just as depressed as the rest of us despite being very successful in school and in social situations.
Maybe not every normie lives in a blissful haze of ignorance as I once thought?
>mfw he told me I look like a school shooteralso he is a manlet
>>27407178
Stout as you ordered. Do you connect with him and do you think you two will become friends? We all need someone in our lives
>>27407244
thanks pham. I think we will probably see each other at school and occasionally outside of school but like me he spends most of his time alone studying, reading, or using interwebs.
I don't know if I could be good friends with him but we have similar philosophies regarding women, politics, and life so it is interesting to talk to him about that stuff.
hmm
I turned the lights on to go pee, and see a small, 4 cm long, lizard next to one of the lights fixtures.
I was brave enough not to scream, but jumped anyway. Ran to put some underwear at least, and some shoes in case I had to do something about it.
By the time I looked up again, only the very small tail was visible while the rest of the lizard was hiding in the light fixture. Pondering what to do gave it time to dissappear.
I am now very scared and don't think I'll be able to sleep. I've closed the windows so that no new lizards can come in, but don't know what to do now to get rid of my new roomate
>>27408560
Barkeep here. Can I offer you a drink to calm your nerves? And where do you live?
>>27408809
Yes, absolutely. Do you have any Fernet? What Alfred drinks on the last Batman movie.
I am from Argentina, the weather is starting to get chilli outside and I guess that is why the toasty inside called for the lizzard
>>27408902
One fernet for the Argentinian lad and don't worry about your new friend. Typically lizards are harmless and this one seems to only be intruding to find warmth. If it worries you that much call animal control in the morning
>>27404436
Beer, please
>>27405074
>getting messaged by your oneitis
Sorry but i'm going to have to ask you to leave.
>>27409072
A nice wheat beer for you. So what brings you in today anon?
>>27405549
>I'm ugly, short, and fat
It can't be that severe if you have had a gf.
I'd reccomend going to facebook or a real life bar where you can hang out with the other normalfags.
Im turning gay and im scared I have been homophobic as fuck but now I enjoy gay drawings of my favorite characters
>>27409107
Sorry to disappoint but that anon left hours ago. Despite appearing as a normie he was a friendly robot indeed
I'll take a diet coke with rum please
I've been having a huge urge to try sucking cock, but I am straight and have never done anything with a dude, very happy with gf. what do?
Give me something that'll fuck me up, my dude.
Anyway, last time I came here, I talked about how my new meds have made fapping feel better than ever, y'know? Well, things have gone sour since then. I'm now sweating, like all the fucking time. I need every fan in the house on full blast after a fap just to feel like I'm not inside an incinerator 2000 miles below the surface of the sun.
>>27409198
Here you are and even added a lime. Sorry anon but I think you're afaggot
I got the wrong thread.
I never spoke to the cute girl I saw in the bus and train.
Now I'll never see her again. I think I'm going to regret this for a long time.
Not like I could've talked to her and got her interested in me, I've no experience at all with women.
Go to a real bar you pathetic faggots
>>27409299
real bars where the bartender actually cares about your problems don't exist
>>27409246
Thanks
Unfortunately I know I'm not, I'm not attracted to guys at all, I think watching so much porn has just made me want to try sucking dick for some reason
>>27409234
Here's 5 shots sure to get you going. Have you looked into what's causing the hot flashes?
>>27409267
Care for a drink anon?
>>27409299
Why would I do that?
To be humiliated?
Great advice
>>27409156
It's very common for homophobes to actually be latent gays who's insecurity cause them to lash out. it's actually HILARIOUSLY common.
>>27409042
>Typically lizards are harmless
Thanks barkeep, I'm counting on this. I'm also hoping they are shy enough to stay away from me. Pour me another, would you please?
>>27404436
I'm too drunk for another drink, so just a water bartender. There's this girl I like that I can't get off my mind, but she has a boyfriend, so I'm just fucked and I hate everything!
>>27409129
>Oh thanks, *gulp*
Not much, what else would I be doing on a friday night besides browsing 4chan and watching tv alone in my comfy room, and drinking alcohol.
I'm argenfag too like the post above. It's cold outside.
>Go on Omegle
>"You look like a school shooter"
>"Why do you look so sad? Cheer up"
>instant skips 95% of the time even by robots
I have a shaved head, what else would make people think I am a school shooter type?
>>27409246
Hello bartender. You need help around here, been helping around here for Awhile.
>>27409345
Yeah I just dont know how to feel this it is weird
>>27409338
>Care for a drink anon?
Yeah, do you have hydrogen cyanide?
>>27404436
Something to sip and think about life please bartender. Need to reevaluate some life decisions.
I've brought my own
>>27409359
Thanks for the offer but I'm enjoying myself for the night. Care for a drink anon?
>>27409345
Not really. It happens, but not as much as tv/movies/comedy suggests.
>>27409391
Straight Everclear and some Patron.
>>27409351
Ice cold water for my man over here. It's going to suck but you're going to have to move on. I know the feel all too well
>>27409348
Another Fernet for my Argentinian friend
I've always wanted to try an espresso martini, think you could swing one of those by me?
I'm still getting over the huge disappointment i just went through. Knew a girl forever online and finally saved up enough to go visit her, she replaced me with a girl two days before i met her and didnt tell me until i got there. Why the fuck are women so cruel and fucking stupid?
>2 argies
Man.
This country is more autistic than I thought.
cheers to you all m8s
>>27409447
Everclear right here. Sorry but think we're all out of patron but I'll put it on the list of more to get
CAN I HAVE A TOMATO JUICE
>>27409534
Espresso martini for you sir. Looks to delicious I might add. Sorry to hear it didn't work out for you
>>27409156
>jerk it to straight porn and gay porn and see how it feels
>>27409599
We normally don't allow your kind in here but what the hell here ya go
Oh shit two bars open at the same time
