Who /Canadian/ here?
>>27358739
Kill me. Fuck this country.
>>27358756
go whinge about >muh SJW prime minister on /pol/, you cancerous cretin
>>27358756
Just loving it right now itt
>>27358739
Is Canadia worth immigrating to? American here
>>27358915
There probably isn't any point. Canada isn't that different from America anyway. Also our gun laws are stricter.
who /ottawa/ here? i'm suffering by myself at carleton university. this school is anti-robot
>>27359029
>asking a basement dwellers about their respective country
>>27358915
No. Stay where you are. Canada is bullshit at the moment and our dollar plummeted yesterday.
>>27359089
Ya I'm at Carleton too, it's not that bad what are you saying
I'm from 905 orignalto
>>27358756
I'm with you.
Especially Quebec,
>>27359029
How hot are the girls? Big cities with things to do? Open air drug markets? Count me in
>>27358915
I can't think of any reason to besides >muh universal healthcare
>>27359151
are you stuck in glenghetto like me?
>>27359151
>>27359089
At the same school, it's pretty natural to feel kind of disconnected when you start out with dormitory life/Greeks/whatever making you feel like you're missing out on shit but as you go on and people start to move into houses together relationships break off and everybody ends up as alone as you are. That's how it went for most people I know, anyways.
>>27359192
No I live off campus because I'm a semi functioning adult. That place was greasy though. I used to be Stormont
>>27359199
Fuck I was friends with the boys like first week in my building. Still party with all of them
who here /416/ ?
Who /905/ here?
Mental Illness capital of Canada reporting. Gotta love Hamilton.
>>27359401
Burlington neighbour here
any scarborough robots here?
>>27359441
Yo m8. What does Burlington think of The Hammer?
>>27359513
Bunch of fucking skids, I don't go into Hamilton much. Been to a hookah bar there and I've done some urban exploring at the old abandoned US steel plant though
>>27358739
Bilingual Quebecer here. Living in Montreal. French mom and English dad.
I have no dog in the race of the whole language wars nonsense. Either sides of that issue are over-reacting babies.
Besides that, living in Montreal is great. I couldn't imagine living anywhere else, even just out of the island like Laval or something.
>>27359153
>being upset at a made-up line on a map.
>>27359159
Depends on the city, but yes to all three at least where I live.
>>27358739
Who /UofG/ here?
Who /819/ here?
Rural 519 here. Will drive for fat girl sex.
>>27358915
Its just the same as the USA except there's less places to live and visit, less things to do and our economy is in the fucking gutter.
Oh and I guess instead of spics and niggers we have chinks and indians.
>>27359607
I am.
>tfw it seemed like I was failing but now doing okay
>still no friends because the only guy who I could play magic with regularly graduated
FUCK TRUDEAU
>completely inexperienced and over his head
>massive SJW cuck
>has done literally nothing except import 20,000 people who are staunchly against his beliefs
>still no economic plan
>posted a fuckhuge deficit
>has done NOTHING besides photo ops and interviews
>...
>somehow this makes him the best PM of all according to normies
>>27359746
wow literally who cares take that shit to facebook in a jpeg picture
>>27359726
what year you in senpai, and what you studying?
also, you in residence?
>>27359746
>implying deficit spending isn't exactly what we need to stimulate the economy since monetary policy is beyond useless
>>27359328
647 representing, I'm white though.
>tfw a minority in my country
>>27359794
Third technically but it's basically my fourth plus a year off I took
Fuck my life.
Biochem, live off campus but within walking distance (apartments down the cow path near the Metro)
What about you?
/rural ontario/ here.
soon.
>>27359830
I'm only in first year engineering man, and I'm in South
there's normies everywhere but they're alright
my tower is pretty robot since I'm in the comp sci cluster, and no one leaves their room
I accidentally skipped my calc 2 lecture earlier today because I slept through it since I stayed up most of last night to write a mechanics test. I really should stop cramming.
Who else voted for /trudeau/ here?
he's just too beautiful i had to
>>27359908
I honestly don't know many people who voted for him but then again I don't hang out with SJW
>>27358813
Leftists everybody.
>you hate this country which means you belong on /pol/, cretin!
>only /pol/ is the board where you rightist are able to post!
>leave SJWs to the other boards because we love free speech.
>>27359942
>>27359966
"SJW" should be filtered to "I'm a big fat faggot crybaby and I wish everyone was an enlightened conservative 'moderate' like me"
>muh ess jay dub
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uP8_g8AQ7X0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78rkP-_4L6E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=piIzGpTVV3c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nC3e1dhiAaI
>No more awesome YTV shows
>No more comfy, weird YTV bumpers
>No more Beast Machines, Uh Oh, Freaky Stories, Stickin Around, Hit List, Video & Arcade Top 10
>No more Phil and Snit
>No more Pat and Jenny
>No more Sugar
>You will never Keep It Weird ever again
The late 90s feels like a dream now, like it never even happened. I'd give anything to go back.
>>27359890
Oh were you the Poo in loo with the smug student ID?
>>27360032
I realized YTV was absolute garbage after my parents got me satellite with Cartoon Network in the early 2000's.
>>27360060
Haha oh boy you did it again senpai
>Poo in loo
I'll have you know I'm 100% full blooded black white boi.I think my hairline is getting worse, help
>>27360008
>acknowledging that Trudeau is an awful country leader is being a crybaby
>acknowledging the fact that a part time drama teacher is acting up according to his good intentions and emotions instead of logic and reason is being a crybaby
>pretending like everything is alright makes you cool
It isn't a good thing to remain oblivious, you can look up at what's happening in your country and see that it isn't a regular "crybaby" bullshit but actually very perturbing
>>27360125
No, what you're doing right now is being a crybaby
This is /r9k/ you retard. No one wants to hear your half-baked political spiel, and the fact that you're so triggered by anything leftist is hilariously pathetic.
>>27360125
>>27360151
but the SJW! She want to steal my video game!
/709/ here
I'm the only Newf here
>>27360115
>Getting worse
Accept it. You must become the bald guy.
Anybody else have dreams of leaving this place?
I want to move to Finland, or Iceland eventually.
My province is liberal in terms of [useless] social issues(gays, transexuals, 3rd wave feminism) yet Conservative financially and are lobbied to death by China,
USA, among others. Our infrastructure is failing, but our government is importing
more to settle in BC. The economy is in the trash bin unless one is interested
in being a construction worker for condos or an engineer.
Or federal government has consistently acted against the interests of the citizens of every citizen here by signing free trade agreements, mass migration, refugee non-sense, selling almost our entire gold reserves, suffocating the whole social system by feeding Natives like they are fat babies, and destroying the CBC.
Canada doesn't even have an identity anymore. The past achievements of our country, our pwnage during WW1/WW2 is what we relied on to identify and separate us from other first world places. Now, the selling point for Canada has been
that we are extremely accommodating, open to everybody in the world, polite and peaceful. A complete difference of
Canada's past.
I hate BC, and I hate Canada so much. My motivation now is just to leave this horrible place and settle in Northern Europe, learn their language, and adapt as well as possible(which migrants seldom do to Canada these days). I wish to run in the snow(which it does not anymore here in Vancouver), climb large hills, and live in isolation.
A cowardly act would be to simply run away when things get bad, but the popular narrative and government approved narrative as well is a direct contribution to it being bad. Even if Canada were to rise again, I wouldn't want to be a part of it, because it is a migrant filled hell hole where the definition of what it means to be Canadian has changed drastically. It is no longer about being the true north strong, and free...
>>27360115
You look indian desu
>>27360151
>regular /r9k/ user
>calling another /r9k/ user pathetic
that's like spitting in the ocean
>tfw New Brunswick
>>27360347
You sound like one of those Americans threatening to leave the country if Trump/Sanders gets elected.
Fuck off already and actually carry through with your empty threats and see if anyone misses you.
Also lol @ your "Canada isn't meant for immigrants" revisionist history.
>>27360246
Probably man, I dread the day I have to do that because it's going to look even worse kek.
>>27360382
that's just because you couldn't see my hair from this pic you can see I'm pretty black
JUST
>>27360115
oh man guelphanon that looks like full on mpb. don't worry fampai i'll catch up with you soon. whenever i take a shower i lose like 100 hairs.
>>27360347
>hates immigrants and the fact that they don't adapt to a country's native culture and language
>also hates natives
pick a story and stick with it senpai.
>>27359199
>>27359089
>>27359151
fellow ottawa citizen,
how does it feel when you're so retarded you can only make it to carleton
u of o sends its regards
>>27358739
Vous etes ou mes tabarnaks?
Montreal, only good city
As a white dude, black people are really chill in Canada for the most part. On the other hand, Asians or any recentish immigrants are spergy as fuck. Can't have a conversation with them to save my life, and their mannerisms somewhat irritate me.
>>27360487
Did anybody say anything about missing? Those fools are reactionaries, and as are you.
Nobody said Canada wasn't build upon migration, like many countries, but there is a significant problem with migrants, particularly from Asia, that do not assimilate into this country.
>>27360522
Too bad Canada was built by the British and European settlers, not Natives that have done nothing
but operate like parasites.
Pick history and stick with it, senpai.
We love you so much / our country is fucked
>>27360516
Why must this happen to us anon? It's not fair!
>>27360568
Hey I go to UofO and I'm legally retarded. I'm in engineering, naturally.
>>27358756
I feel just the same. Why can't we be like Japan?
>96% European in the 1970s
Fucking Trudeau Sr. and Mulroney destroyed this country
Galt/Cambridge by way of Kingston here
east toronto here. neeting it up in my parent 2 million dollar house in the beaches
>>27359908
I did. Literally only reasonable choice if you like few but important differences Canada has to the States.
You're like the literal of caricature of the undermining jew
>>27360673
What do Canadian immigrants even do to you? They seem fine to me.
>>27360666
what do you mean legally
>>27360612
most of Canada's black people come for the Caribbean and for some reason that makes them better people in general
>>27360647
We're full. Heck off
>>27360642
>Too bad Canada was built by the British and European settlers
Who would have died on their first winters here. Canada's entire fur & timber and early industries were entirely dependent on natives and their knowledge, and then the railway was built by the Chinese.
Face it you're a hypocrite immigrant. You live in BC and don't speak Salish, and yet you boohoo about immigrants who don't want to play hockey or whatever it is you're frogposting about. Now you want to fuck off to another country and spread your probably-Polish or Italian germs there.
>>27360721
He hates how brown and yellow people act and look
>>27360590
>>27359563
what up mon robot
downtown toronto, i'm sure i pass a robot or two daily. i live a few minutes from queen's park UofT campus
>>27360568
>how does it feel when you're so retarded you can only make it to carleton
>u of o sends its regards
There's a hole in the city, and its name is Ottawa U
And if you're dull and boring, then it's the place for you
And if you're into concrete, and ugly buildings too
Then welcome to Ottawa U
2-3-4
Fuck you, Ottawa U!
Fuck you, Ottawa U!
En francais, c'est fuckez vous!
Ottawa U
So fuck you, Ottawa U!
WHAT THE FUCK'S A GEE GEE?
WHAT THE FUCK'S A GEE GEE?
WHAT THE FUCK'S A GEE GEE?
>>27360658
One day we'll bulk up, shave our heads,and become the best Chads the world has ever known. Until then we'll be hairless freaks.
>>27358739
Yes from Montreal. I sure hope that the weather gets warmer so that I can ride bicycle without having my face freezing off.
>>27360032
>freaky stories
>all those nostalgic commercials and bumps
holy fuck I'm feeling it and I don't like it
I want to go back in time and sit in the basement and watch tv back to when my parents still had hopes for me
fucking kill me
>>27360721
It's the slow process of becoming what European countries have established. And also
>legalize weed.
This probably won't happen until his third year.
>>27360865
>And if you're into concrete, and ugly buildings too
That's called Brutalist architecture.
who /bc/ here?
>>27360972
does that stand for black cock
>>27360949
Canada has been accepting refugees for decades and it's doing fine.
>>27360933
Did you hear about the Lachine canal path being closed and rerouted until 2018 or some bullshit?
>tfw manitoban
>>27360721
>Muslims and their whole host of problems
>Bring their shitty cultures with them, and are encouraged to do so
>Many groups simply won't assimilate or integrate, see ethnic enclaves
>Nearly all the non-Asians basically create low-income ghettos
>The Asians are buying up the West Coast
>You have to listen to their shitty accents and shitty English or smell the disgusting scent of an Indian
>Higher crime rates (sans Asians)
>Most of them probably vote Liberal
>These people, the majority of whom have no history here beyond the past 40 years and, are given preferential treatment with affirmative action garbage
>Are outbreeding Canadians and steadily increasing in number
And also they're ugly!
And fuck the Natives, too. Those useless money sinks. They're given all the advantages and preferential treatment possible and they're still by and large completely worthless.
>>27361018
Pls no
why would they do that?
>>27361054
Literally all of your points were just "waah I hate non whites" other than the crime rates.
Speaking of crime rates, I couldn't find crime rates by race released by our government. I found the American version pretty easily. I want to compare canadian blacks and american blacks pretty much.
>>27360590
>>27360781
Montreal dans le cinq un quaaaaatre
>>27361013
I find it annoying that people compare our immigration and refugees to the failed Eurotrash polices.
>>27361054
You know where you belong. Back where you came from.>>>/pol/
>>27361102
quatre trois huit
>>27361119
Seriously. It's pretty hard to immigrate to Canada, we only take the good ones. We studied the point system a years ago in school and it looked pretty fucking hard to get in. Might be outdated by now though. Didn't we reject single, male refugees too?
I think we're doing a pretty good job of things if I'm not mistaken.
>>27361097
Well maybe like 5 of them
And I'm pretty sure that such statistics aren't allowed to be released by the government
>>27361097
I hope that everyone is a bit nicer in canada with the social benefits and all.
>>27361182
That's pretty fucking ridiculous.
>>27360865
rhyming U with you,
stay mad carlcuck
>>27361054
>boohoo everyone but me is the problem! They're smelly and ugly and eat funny foods!
are you literally 13 years old
>>27361167
>Didn't we reject single, male refugees too?
Yes. Families, LGBT persons, women & children.
I remember people bitching and complaining about that policy, but they would be the same ones bitching that we're letting in single men.
With families it's easier to track their progress.Personally I like the idea of helping families more than some single male leeching off the system.
I have a friend whose dad came here during the Lebanese civil war. It was Justins dad that allowed them to come, my friends dad personally thanked Trudeau at the time. My friend goes to Lebanon every couple of years and everytime he comes back to Canada. He's grateful he can call this place his home.
Also RIP Based Ford.
Can't wait until Trump gets elected and embarrasses Weedman by emasculating the faggot even further
Jesus christ this country is fucking horrible
>>27361102
>>27361145
idk if you guys remember that or even heard of it, but we (Laval at least) once had our own night club for prostitots and underage Chads.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3RMJJpcdu0
I don't think it's open anymore
>>27361325
very interesting opinion anon
I think I'm falling for a Canadian person I haven't even met. I never fall for anyone, this must be special.
It can never be.. But thinking about Canada makes me happy.
>>27361322
both my parents came here as refugees. they've worked hard for the last 30 years though and help support the system.
at the same time these people aren't very faithful to Canada. They love the country and support it, but if anything serious happened they'd all just go back home.
>>27361095
I was wrong, it's until2019
it's to build some bullshit for the highway and turcot interchange, but at least it's only part of the entire bike path
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/montreal/lachine-canal-bike-path-closed-2019-1.3483617
>>27361419
> They love the country and support it, but if anything serious happened they'd all just go back home.
like what? US deciding to annex Canada?
>>27361424
nice, it isn't as bad as I thought
>>27361325
You think that the fat old reality TV star who looks like everyone's grandmother is going to emasculate the Alpha Chad that is Trudeau?
top levels of kek there
>>27361432
Does it matter what happens? Their true loyalty lies with their previous countries. Very few people describe themselves as Canadians the way Americans do.
It's just something I've noticed over the years.
>>27361419
>>27361483
>they'd all just go back home
>war refugees
Oh yeah sure let me just hop on a plane and go back to my pile of a rubble and shrapnel of a former apartment building and live under a dictatorship that I risked my life to leave behind, because I don't like hockey or something.
>>27361419
>they'd all just go back home.
I guess it depends on the country of origin. I'm sure most people here wouldn't go back because they all came from borderline shit holes. And I guess it also depends on the family. Some probably take up the Canadian name especially the ones that wanted to come here from the start. Maybe not so much the refugees since most cases they had shitty reasons to leave their host countries.
>>27361523
are you dumb senpai.
escaping a civil war that happened decades ago doesn't mean the country is a heaping pile of shit right now. They're both completely safe to go to at the moment.
Plus, it's their home. They'll feel a connection to it no matter what.
>>27361573
The immigrants in my area aren't really from shit holes so I guess we have different perspectives on things.
>>27361584
>decades ago
what country/civil war are you referring to?
save me from this feminized icy shithole and our drama teaching fag-emperor
>>27361605
My friend who visits Lebanon every couple of years says it's a nice place, but it's definitely not as rich as Canada. There's a lot of poverty still after their civil war. Much like how Syria will be for the next decade or so.
I'm not saying they still don't love their host country, but to me the people that chose to come here may not have a strong enough urge to go back unlike refugees where in most cases they were forcibly removed.
>>27361630
I think he's referring to me bringing up the Lebanese Civil war or he could be talking about Syrian. Not sure.
>tfw no cutie canadian bf
there's nothing worse than living in the Okanagan, jdimsa
>>27360947
>tfw that Freaky Stories episode was originally recorded in early 1999
>tfw that was so long ago
>tfw watching it only reminds you that the good times are only getting further and further away and that you can never, ever go back
>>27361720
I know that feel.
Why live
>>27361720
Check this QT out senpai.
>>27361845
I feel you. Everything turned bad at 12 years old. I never realised it was the best time of my life. Now its all work and sadness.
>>27361483
>Their true loyalty lies with their previous countries.
not if the country sucks
>>27361985
you can hire hookers tho, not that you can't do it when you're 12, but with your own money
>>27361413
What the fuck does it even mean
Midtown Toronto here.
>>27359153
we're the only ones that tried to prevent the mudslime invasion, ungrateful prick
>>27362330
and you always save the day
and if someone thinks you can't, you will always find a way
that's why people of this world
believes in John, Rona, Peter, and Stephen!
>>27360696
Did you go to malvern ?
>>27362463
malvern for grade 9 and 10 then danforth tech for 11 and 12
>>27361413
Can you go on? I find it interesting people like Canada when it is essentially exactly like the US. The difference being, you go North it is like the deep south, you go south the border it is like the northern states they border.
>>27362600
so the central north america is very similar and then top and bottom loop back
any toronto fembots?
any vancouver bros want to fuck my gf
Nova Scotia here, where muh boys at?
>>27359607
Guelphag here, meet me at traps in 20 mins
>>27362846
wish i lived in vancouver id fuck her shit up
>>27359629
Thamesville?
>>27359830
Aren't those called West Rez? Went there for a 1070 lab once, was weirded out by the random secluded rezlike buildings.
>>27359563
That's the thing we should put aside this language wars for once. it happened like 400 years ago. We depend on Canada and Canada depend on us at the same time.
>>27359890
Do you have Ditmars for calc 2? I'm in his diffies class right now. Second year enginerd here.
any other anon from gatineau here?
>>27362891
holy shit you're in thamesville? are you the guy who made that mechanical keyboard exe youtube video?
>>27358739
Miss Canada. Live in Cali now.
Literally zero seasons and everyone here is a workaholic.
>>27363003
I can't believe you've heard of Thamesville...Not me though, never heard of him. Where are you at?
>>27363026
i'd move to cali only for the weather, actually
i can't stand winter anymore
but the people there suck, and the cost of living is too high
Dundas/Hurontario Mississauga here
>>27363045
used to live in dresden, live in toronto now. i feel like i probably know you - did you go to lkcs?
>>27362546
Wow, small world
Same as you but graduated from [spolier] cedarbrae [/spoiler]
Wasn't a beach kid but everyone was nice
>>27362945
i've been to gatineau. how do you manage to live there without killing yourself from boredom?
>>27362546
VPCI ghetto school reporting in. not east toronto though
>>27363166
it's a pretty comfortable life, better than montreal, which would be TRUE suffering
i actually don't live in gatineau, but i live in a rural town no one knows, gatineau's not too far
>>27363221
>better than montreal
Hey man not coolI actually don't live in the city of Montreal but a suburb in the far west of the island of Montreal island. Montreal city and the downtown area and everyone around it is nice to visit and party in but idk if I could live there for long.
>>27363045
plz respond im super curious
Fucking Vancouver. Whites are a minority here.
>>27362846
Sure, but only if she's white.
>>27363420
Still better then Deadmonton
>>27363315
i just can't stand the city of montreal
but at least it's not as bad as toronto, i've been there too
>>27358739
ITT: asians, arabs and indians
>>27363026
I moved from Ottawa to Oakland, and back to Toronto
CA was cool, granted I was in a shitty part and I was depressed as fuck the whole time I lived there mostly just failing to adjust to everything. So many shitty memories now, I hope I can still convince myself to move back bc I really want to get out of this country
>>27360393
He wasn't the one preaching
>>27363115
For a year... yeah. What's your grad year?
>>27363383
What year are you? 94', 95'?
>>27363420
>not fucking halfers
>being gay
do you even know how to Vancouver you fag?
>>27363578
What about it senpai?
All the chest-bumping Chads who spill out onto every major street in the downtown area after 3am and start massive brawls with one another?
The SJW university crowd who thinks that the best way to get people on their side is to block traffic and ruin people's days?
The homeless people on every street corner and in every metro station who scream at you and shove their cum/change cup in your face, because that's the way to get people to sympathize with you?
The underage college kids that fill up every single bar, pub, club and shitty dive?
The suburban high school kids who pretend to be urban and tag all the walls and scratch out all the windows?
hmmm actually yeah it's not all sunshine and rainbows actually
I was once the king of a land called Keremeos.
>>27363841
>>27363803
i graduated 2012, stayed an extra year.. im a 94.. trying to remember kids who went to lk for a year.. can only remember eddie sayers
>>27363884
It's Dallas, I had a sister named Delta. Who's this?
>>27363911
hahah it's north, i just learned so much about the kind of person you are and you the same for me
>>27363936
Hey man, I was just up at OCAD this weekend. My girlfriend goes there, was actually thinking of dropping you a line. How have you been?
>>27363957
busy as fuck, got an all-nighter planned tonight to finish a few comic pages for tomorrow morning. i'm gonna be completely swamped by school these last few weeks. how about you?
>>27363911
>>27363936
So who's the bigger normie?
>>27363884
>>27363957
>>27363936
>>27363911
>>>/facebook/ plz, kthx
>>27363984
i think dallas deleted his facebook
>You will never, ever have sex or even a gf
meh
>>27363983
From what I hear the workload there is nuts. I'm under the gun for a couple assignments right now, and finals will soon follow. You going home for the weekend?
>>27364179
haven't been home in ages - do you go on /r9k/ all the time? to be honest this is the first time i've been on /r9k/ in over a year, i just got a little bored of /pol/ so i thought i'd shitpost here for awhile
>>27363874
when i went there last time i couldn't see a single white person
no joke
i went to a KFC and i couldnt understand the vietnamese clerk and she got mad at me
they also think they're the center of the world
i cant be TOO mad at homeless people, they're mostly mentally ill, i saw a homeless guy attacking someone when i went there too
>>27362869
kekk, I'm in South res right now fampai.
I never went to traps but hear about it a lot. What's it like?
>>27364277
I go on from time to time. /pol/ has taken a turn for the worst as of late, but that's where I usually hang out too.
>>27359908
He promised us weed
I regret my vote.
>>27364603
good lad, hit me up sometime if you still have my number
>>27358739
30bil deficit and even more refugees coming in soon
At least I'll always know what year it is
>>27364708
I'll message you when I'm in Toronto next, pal
>>27364705
you fucking retard, you voted for THAT?
no wonder this country's gone to shit
>>27364778
hahaha shit that's hilarious
O A K V I L L E
A
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>>27364800
Harper was just gonna screw the economy even more, hell, they both were.
But at least Truds was gonna let us go down in a blaze of glory, pun intended.
I could get high all day and not give a fuck about the future.
I still don't, but it'd be more fun to do when high
>>27364870
So many qt Stacy's from Oakville.
>tfw got pulled over for going 5 over the speed limit
Fucking Nazis
At least you get dem qt blondes
>>27364886
here's a tip
he probably doesn't even care about le epic weed
it was just to gain the votes of dumb, young stoners like you
>>27364902
Eh, don't care.
I'm gonna kill myself before any of this shit gets worse, only normies give a fuck about the future of muh children.
Hedonism is the true robot way.
Eat what I want, smoke when I want, sleep when I want, fuck escorts when I can afford to.
Tis the life.
>tfw no white Canadian gf
>>27360008
Shut the fuck up you humongous faggot.
Who /k/anuck here?
What do you got?
any bots going to toronto tomorrow? i need a ride t b h
weed empire when?
Who 250 /okanagan/ here?
Also, FUCK LE WEEDMAN
>>27359401
Markham here la
All signs are in Chinese first, English second
Kill me
CALGARY
A
L
G
A
R
Y
>>27362846
Sure, I'd be down to fuck her again.
>>27360972
Richmond nigga P king ducks for days
>>27358756
This
I'm living in Ontario right now and it's absolute hell.
END OUR SUFFERING
>>27358739
>ctrl+f "leaf"
>no matches found
A fucking leaf
if you voted for trudeau, you're an idiot
if you smoke weed, you're a degenerate. If you want to legalize, you're a useful idiot
Canada's the shitstain of the world and if you've any sense you'd have already left. Abandon country, this place is beyond hope save catastrophe
>>27359369
>>27358915
Nope. Our dollar value is shit atm, and if you do come over to Canada, don't live in Vancouver. Expensive af
does anyone want to take the bus from waterloo to mississauga tomorrow ?
Why the hell would anyone prefer the US to Canada? Same shit economy but with the lack of social safety net and regulations. Plus the SJW stuff is MUCH WORSE in the US... you have to deal with AA in school and stuff. And since when are beta passive asians worse than scumbag mexicans and blacks?
>>27360824
Do you go to uoft? I go there
Waterloo reporting
how about this shitty weather lads
>>27364901
Ontario is the fucking worst for driving. Manshitoba and British Cucklumbia aren't far behind.
>>27361031
ma ninja. Shiterpig?
>>27368975
pretty good desu, especially since no one cleans the sidewalks
>>27362858
Ayyyy living that Hali life and I hate it
bolton/caledon anyone?
probably a real stretch, nobody lives here
>ctrl f 'sask' '306'
>no relevant results
Yup.
>>27370012
what do you expect, sask has a population of like 1 million people
thats a small ontario city
Brampton hello?
>>27370065
im close enough, 20 minute drive
>>27369994
are you a paki
>>27360115
You Somali looking faggot.
Are you the captain now?
>>27365621
If you're in waterloo or Kitchener, and have $15, I can get you a ride leaving at 6 for the 6ix
>>27369824
>studied myself to death for a term test today
>lol school's closed
t-thanks Laurier
>>27370087
White with metis brah
>>27370065
I'm going to be in Brampton over the weekend / summer
Hellow
>>27370633
Lol you Laurier faggots are unbearable.
Had to uber to work, just so I didn't get molested on Ezra.
Fuck you, faggot
>>27370642
does thou art have vagina?
>>27370638
>white with metis
Is that you, Big T?
>>27361054
White boy so mad ROFL
I'm brown and have an Aryan gf.
You mad, faggot?
You cucknadians need the Big Brown Cock to please your women and breed your future
>>27370688
I have a vagina but it'smy girlfriend's
I'm a man.
You're not JUST looking for a gf though, are you? If so, you're probably better off in /soc/ or something.
>>27368975
>>27369824
>>27370633
Too many faggots in my city.
Gtfo faggots
>>27370720
nah just fucking around
I dont have the time, energy, motivation right now lol Just stress and money on my mind right now.
>>27370720
LOL BRAH, GOTTA SWEET GF
GONNA HIT UP THE COTTY WITH SOME MOLSON'S AND THE BRAHS AND FUCK HER AT NIGHT WHILE HIGH BRAH
BUT I'M TOTES A ROBOT, BRAH
DONT LET MY CURRENT OR 420 EX-GF'S TRICK YOU
IM SUCH A ROBOT
NORMIE REEEEEXD
AIGHT, LATER BRAH
GOTTA HIT UP THE 6IX AND LCBO TO PREP FOR THE WEEKEND BRAH
GO TO /SOC/ IF YOU WANT A GF BRAH
>tfw voted Liberals because I wanted to fuck Canada up
good they got a majority. everything is going according to plan. now they're spending taxpayer money on frivolous things.
>>27370764
Ayy, a fellow /devilish/.
>mfw my neetbux actually went up
>mfw normies squirming in shit economy >fresh, daily imported Muslims penetrating their wives
>nicely insulted in my high up apartment with anime and snacks for life
Only left the house in 2015 to vote for le weedman.
Not leaving til next election
>>27370763
I'm not a robot, I'm just a man who's been on this board since 2008.
>cotty
We'd prefer to camp I think.
>molson's
pisswater
>while high
Haven't done that at all
>420 ex-gf's
Only have one "ex" and apparently she only wanted casual sex so we only did it once and then stopped associating
>normie ree
Shitty meme, never liked it
>6ix
I don't like or live that close to toronto right now.
>GO TO /SOC/ IF YOU WANT A GF BRAH
No, I meant that if he were specially attempting to solicit one he should go there, instead of here. Anyone who's looking for an /r9k/ gf or bf should go and stay goalthough I found mine here by coincidence
Who else poured out some Hen for my nigga Robert?
One of the best crackheads I ever knew.
Was always there with a pipe, and a dime bag when you were dry.
Hell, he even got some of his coppers to my homies off a drug charge.
RIP top dawg
>>27370655
>tfw molesting locals and being rowdy
>tfw UW students come down and join in the fun
>>27360008
Trudeau literally is the definition of an sjw tho idk what else you can call him
>>27370823
LOL BRAH
I'M NOT A ROBOT BRAH
JUST A PRANK, BRO XD
LE OLDFAG REPORTING IN
LE POOLE'S CLOSED HAHAHA
NAH BRAH, I'VE GOT ONLY GOT LIKE 69 EX'S BRAH, AIN'T NO CHAD
THEY ONLY WANTED MY SWEET ABS, BRAH, AND MY DICK BRAH
GO TO /SOC/ IF YOU WANT A GF, BRAH
I MEAN, I FOUND MY GF ON R9K, BUT I'M NO CHAD, BRAH
SEE YA LATER, BRAH
GOTTA GO HANG OUT WITH ACHMED WHILE HIS COUSINS POUND MY FEMBOT GF
WE LOVE IMMIGRANTS, BRAH!
>>27370906
Why are you so angry?
Don't tell me you think this is how arguing works.
>>27370841
Lol, are you even a student?
UW has the biggest milady population.
Between the gook redditors and the wannabe Laurier white boys, there are enough white knights to start a legion or 2.
>mfw I go on omguw and make redpill comments and all the roasties get toastie
>>27370924
FUCK YOU, CHAD
YOU FUCK GIRL IRL, AND YOU FUCK THE ONLY GIRLS WE HAVE A CHANCE WITH
FUCK YOU, FAGGOT
I HOPE YOUR ANUS GETS CULTURALLY ENRICHED
>>27370932
im a gook UW student who hasnt been to class in 1.5 weeks. On a side note, if you go outside atleast 1/week you're a normie and dont belong on this board
>>27370952
>the only girls we have a chance with
That's incorrect. I would say you have less of a chance with an /r9k/ user than any normal girl or ones from other websites.
>you fuck girl irl
Actually she was from here too.
>>27370957
Please go back to China, you shrimp dicked, slanty-eyed faggot.
I work and pay my own tuition.
Don't have some rich daddy paying my tuition so I can play league all day and drive my Benz to eat out every night.
Where do you live?
I'll come beat the shit out of you right now, faggot
>>27370975
BRAH
YOU'RE NOT CHAD ENOUGH LIKE ME TO GET A FEMBOT GF BRAH
NOT ONE, BUT TWO
BUT IT ONLY HAPPENED TO ME CUS IM A TOTAL CHAD, BRAH
Get the fuck off my board
>>27371025
fuck you faggot. My parents aren't rich and I've been living in canada for the past 14 years. Meet me on campus, you won't do shit manlet.
>>27371086
>14 years
Shut the fuck up, ching chong manlet.
>not rich
Go back to your chink shithole with $5 and be a billionaire.
This isn't your country, and no one wants you here.
You're just a piss stain on our once great nation.
I'm gonna bleach that piss stain today when I kick your ass.
I'm a 6'5" lifetime hockey player.
Bring your gook gf so I can fuck her when you're in the hospital
>>27358739
I live Minnesota and hate the USA can I be honorary Canuck?
