Why don't you just join the military?
>you'll get close friends, something that you all lack
>you'll be physically fit
>women will be instantly attracted to you
>you'll do cool and interesting shit traveling the world
>''but muh military industrial complex'' look bitch the world isn't getting any better so ride that shit into the ground by being a badass
i've been thinking about it
assuming you're from the us, which branch is the nicest?
My family keeps pushing me to the idea of joining the coast guard since I'm having no luck with jobs. I'm 5'10 and also skinnyfat and weak, I don't think I should even bother trying.
>>27340591
The height doesn't matter in the military as long as your not like 4'11 or 7'0. and coast guard is the dumbest branch do marines
>>27340372
Always a chance my worthless ass gets blown to shit by an insane muslim tho.
>>27340631
>marines
>highest chance of death
Lol, no thanks, kiddo. Chair Force for me. Ez money, ez life.
>>27339031
Condense your shit
Join the Navy master race if you want to go all over the world and if you don't care about your family.
>>27340372
I did six years. I'm out now.
If you don't know what to do, or how to be happy, I suggest you join. It might help you.
I'm using my G.I. Bill now. I don't know what to do. I go to school. Everything is mostly the same. It's okay.
I'm just waiting for the race war.
>>27340683
>on r9k
>not joining cause has the highest chance of death
Your kind ain't welcome here
I've always told myself that if I could be one thing, I would love to be a military fighter jet pilot. Flying billions of dollars in technology and weaponry would be fucking amazing.
Too bad I have shit eyesight and was diagnosed with type 1 diabetes at 7 years old.
>tfw you will never wipe some shithole village off the face of the planet
