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>Wow Chad you were 13? You're such a stud haha >When
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>Wow Chad you were 13? You're such a stud haha
>When did you lose your virginity Anon?
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i was 15
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Is that nepgears outfit
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24, u mad?
>tfw gone years without it again
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"To you. 5 minutes from now in the storeroom. Don't be late."
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>>27329156
34, she was a chubby mexican cleaning lady that my family hired to fuck me.
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i was 6
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>implying I don't lie all the time and say it was when I was 16
>even have a made up story which is unverifiable if pressured
>have honed it over the years
Still a virgin though. If someone asks questions like that they deserve to be lied to.
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>>27329449
share please, i wanna use it too
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>>27329470
No it will ruin it (would have no confidence).
But this is a highly exaggerated version:
>>27311712
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>21
>I was drunk and don't remember. Haven't slept with anyone else, so yeah...

A bit of pity and empathy. Enough to want to fuck you and not be disgusted by your virginity.

t. 24 KV
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>>27329156
>implying I have lost it
18 khv at the sluttiest country ever
would probably say I lost it at 14 tho
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21 to a fat lolita cosplayer I met online.
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>>27329156
i do not talk about such personal stuff.
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>>27329156
31, f, not ugly or fat, still virgin. Asexual
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>>27329156
>19
>There was a girl at freshman party, i was drunk she was drunk and one thing let to another and bam we both were in bed. Too bad she quit at the same year
t. 23 KHV
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>>27329156
17

literally perfect age
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22 to a korean
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Pretty sure I was 16, was with my gf at the time in NYC, pretty good story. I'll green text if anyone cares to read
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>>27329782
Thats disqusting anon
I cant believe you raped her
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In a brothel with 18
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>>27329829
Sure thing mate. Too bad i live in 3rd world country and """rape"""" shit in non-existant here.
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>>27329172

Me too! Still with the game girl, we're 27 now. Crazy, right?
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>>27329156
> conversation about sex happens
> how red is my face?
> can they tell im sweating?
> please dont ask me questions
> how long before i can make an excuse to leave?
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>>27329377
very common outfit are you really such a shut-in you only recognize it from worst nep??
>>27329156
treated myself to a whore for my 18th birthday
not worth it desu
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20 years old and to a prostitute. When did you lose yours, slut?
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>>27329421
Rather at 6 than not at all.
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>>27329449

My go to story is "16, drunk chick on a cruise". My original story involved a foursome, but nobody believed me, which is actually kind of funny because it's almost true (I chickened out at the last second, leaving my Chad cousin who set the whole thing up to have a threesome).
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>>27330068
You're a disgrace to Plutie and all of Planeptune.
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At 7 years old a teen boy took me to the woods one day and I never looked back
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I basically raped a chick at 13 and then again at 15. Now I don't fucking SAY that of course but yeah.
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>>27329156
13
Masturbation virginity that is
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im a guy and i was raped by some old guy when i was about 5-6
does that count?
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>>27329156
12
17 year old neighbor
had a panic attack when I came had no idea what was going on. She laughingly had to calm me down and explain to me what just happen. She was still naked and had cum all over her crotch.
I pretty much blame all my fetishes on her.
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>>27329156
14. then after we broke up, she lied to all my friends, saying i was gay. when i wasn't being completely ostracised by those who i thought were my friends, i was being yelled at down the hallway of my high school for being a "faggot." now i'm so afraid to attempt to make friends i haven't spoken to someone my own age outside of work or family for 10 years
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>>27329156
A few months before I turned 22
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>>27329766
this except i'm m instead of f
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>>27329156

>Brenda Song
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14, we did it over 40 times. Broke up 3 weeks ago, lies to her new boyfriend that we never fucked.
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TODAY
*chokeslams this bitch into the ground*
*rapes her*
*chad already had that pussy 12 times so he don't give a fuck and walks away*
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>>27329156
I was sixteen. It was with my cousin.
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>>27329156
I never did.

Honestly though, is there anything wrong with admitting to being a virgin? If you don't get awkward while saying it, then surely it can't be that cringey.
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>>27329421
You're like chad level 1000
Fuck outta here normie
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>>27332223
Why did you come here just to lie, anon?
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>>27333785
it's perfectly fine on the internet, but depending on your age, i'd watch what you say IRL
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>>27333785
there is nothing wrong with it unless youre an incel.
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Robots:

If you are a virgin and are attractive (meaning your only problem with not getting laid is being a sperg), you shouldn't hide the fact that you're a virgin.

A lot of girls get wet at the thought of taking a cute guy's virginity (myself included)
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>>27334860
>A lot of girls get wet at the thought of taking a cute guy's virginity (myself included)
I'l keep it in mind.
>'cute' guy
Maybe in a year. I'm presuming you mean fit and handsome.
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19, we were both each other's first.
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>>27329156
>i still haven't
>i'm 22
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>>27334860
Why would you lie to guys like that? It's just so rude to lie like that.
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>>27330025
I'm asexual and I fucking hate conversations about sex. There's no faster way to make me feel inadequate.
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17 with my girlfriend at the time
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>>27335157
Because by tricking guys into honesty they can cut down on the risk of accidentally having sex with a virgin. Also when guys are honest they're less likely to expect duplicity from girls.
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>>27334860
What if I'm average/mediocre looking and some people think i look half decent but not really attractive?
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