Let's have a thread about times we had sex.
>be 16
>nice summer evening
>over at friend's house
>dad has a video project and sets up bed sheet movie screen in backyard
>tons of kids from around the block show up for movie night
>me and friend carry out lazy-boy recliners because we're cool
>set up at the back of the group, but away from each other (for various reasons)
>it's dark out and movies start
>friend's sister just turned 12
>she looks back, sees me
>comes over and sits on my lap
>instaboner, but she doesn't notice...
>until after a while she shifts and her hands brushes against it
>she freezes and looks at me like, really anon?
>shrug, yes really
>she sighs and gets off me
>ah fuck I couldn't be that lucky
>she goes inside
>10 minutes pass and she comes back out
>she's got a blanket
>and she's changed into a sleep shirt that goes down to her knees
>comes over and sits on my lap again, covers us with the blanket
>she adjusting or something under the blanket
>I'm frozen, death grip on the armrests
>she presses her butt into my crotch
>I'm still frozen
>she grabs my hands and pulls them under the blanket
>she puts my hands on her ass
>my brain explodes because she's not wearing anything else
>soft things and tight ass
>like it was almost muscular, I didn't know girls could have asses like that
>fondle her back, ass, and legs under the blanket
>she sorta pushes against me with her butt a couple of times
>oh my god she's asking for my dick
>okay...I'm going for it
>push my shorts and underwear down to my knees
>she reaches back and strokes my dick (unnecessary but nice)
>I reach under and rub around her pussy
>she's actually wet
>try a finger and I have no problem slipping it in
>she pushes my hand away and tries to make my dick go into her
>we have to reposition
>her mom looks over at us
>OH SHIT WE'RE CAUGHT
>mom smiles like, oh isn't that cute and goes back to movie
>finish reposition
>I try to guide my dick in but she keeps pushing my hand away
>>27305166
>we're actually, silently fighting over who gets to put it in
>let her do it
>she grunts
>it's crazy tight
>I can only fit the head and maybe an inch of shaft
>she just waits
>after a moment she looks back impatient and mouths the words "come on"
>what? oh!
>start to hump my hips into her
>there are DOZENS of kids AND adults all around us
>but it's dark and everyone is focused on the movie
>after a while I finally cum buckets on her back and top of her butt
>she whispers don't get any on my shirt
>she takes off her socks and hands it to me to wipe her up
>it takes some doing, but I get my shorts back on
>then she sits on my lap and cuddles
>nobody knows
>>27305166
>>27305176
didn't read any of it, fuck off to /soc/ /b/ or wherever you came from
hopefully your shitty thread 404's
>>27305166
Things that never happened the thread
Original
>>27305186
Someone's mad huh
Kill yourself, tripfag.
>>27305166
not exactly sex but when I was 15 at a water theme park I pulled my dick out of my shorts with velcro dick openings and pressed it against various different teenage girls in lines and orgasmed
You were 16 and fucked a girl who not long ago was 11? That is nothing to brag about, you're pathetic
>>27305243
That's hilarious.
>>27305253
How is it pathetic, Norman?
Whyfuck you this is original
>Let's have a trhead about having had sex
>on r9k
Why fucking mods don't make a "cyborg" board at least, so we can finally separate failed normies and robots FFS
times we've had sex? which one?
A similar one to you op, except i was 19 and she was 16. And we fucked under the sheets in a roon with other four people. Her ass was also amazing.
>>27305166
>Let's have a thread about times we had sex.
>r9k
kys
>>27305166
The beginning is very similar to the columnfag story
I liked his story
I fapped for over 3 hours to it
>>27305166
REMINDER DO NOT REPLY TO THESE KIND OF THREADS
SAGE
> be durnk as stih
> at a hotel party
> hotel meaning studio apartment in this instance
> its me a female friend, 3 normie friends and like 5 people Idk (2 of them girls)
> all crammed in this tiny room
> the festivities wind down and me and the two girls end up on the bed, while evryone else is laying on the floor
> we some how are all under the blanket (i legit dont remeber how or when)
> girl next to me is indian and pretty qute 7/10
>the alcoholI decide, fuck it, i start groping her thigh just to test the water
> she doesnt do anything
> i go inner thigh
> nothing
> I go towards her puss and she fuckibg spreads her legs
> hell yeah!
> so i go for bug air and start fingering her under her legging (thot jeans)
> her friend and the beta male orbiter to the left of us have caught on at this point, as she was breathing heavy and the blanket was moving
> the other girl laughs like dafuq and the beta starts staring daggers at me
> the girl is still cool woth it and i iont geve ahfuq
> eventually she starts jerking me off
> whispers in my ear "take your pants off"
> i oblige
> blank*
> im on top of her, crowded room, lights on
> everybody is like what the fuck??
> but everyone is so drunk they just laugh it off
> i drunkenly yell "i could have finished by now if yall would just shut the fuck up!"
> blank*
> everybody has passed out at this point
> were are still "trying" to fuxk, but my dick is soft from all the booze
> she tried sucking my dick but nothing is working, so we just give up and cuddle
>i awoke the next day in a haze
> she was gone from my air, as a suttle breeze
> where did you go my idian princess?
What happened to the anti-normalfag board people were talking about?
>be me
>be fab
>kissless virgin
>spend life on /x/
>end
turning 21 next month too
>>27308261
They are busy spamming NEET and WAGEKEK threads
>3 days ago
>crashing at ex-gf's place
>anon, lets fuck
>okaywtf
>she wants it from behind and assumes the position
>i'm a shortfag so it takes some time for me to find a comfy position
>i'm a cyborg and already have major anxiety and self esteem issues, i cant maintain an erection when i'm nervous
>lose my focus and start thinking too much while trying to insert
>she's also kind of dry and it feels uncomfortable pushing in
>that triggers my anxiety and lose my boner
>"its okay anon, maybe later"
>concider never having sex again to avoid awkward and soulcrushing experiences like that
>3 years ago
>find girl online who's willing to fuck for cash
>gives the most amazing blowjob
>just before i come she stops and tells me she not a hooker and just fucks dudes for fun and only asks money to avoid poorfag creeps contacting her
>wants me to fuck her bareback and finish inside her
>FUCK YEAH
>her pussy feels so good and she does something with her muscles that makes me come in minutes
>hang out foor a while and fuck her two more times that night
>still have no idea how something this awesome could happen to me
>>27308594
>convince girl to fuck me for 30 euros
>she comes over and we get it on
>she is giving me a blowjob when her boyfriend calls
>she was supposed to meet up with her bf
>she's literally talking to her bf while having my dick in her mouth
>tells her bf she missed her bus and will be late
>i fuck her bareback and finish on her face
>she was 14
Op got me hard, now i have to fap.
Yeah I got a real good story, here we go:
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>Be me
>Never have sex
>Die a virgin
>ugly
>fatskinny
>don't use drugs or alcohol
Is there a chance for me?
>Walk past 'adult bookstore' every day on my way to the train
>Frustrated and horny one night
>Go in and pay my $15 to check it out
>See a hand beckoning at the gloryhole
>Watching some girl getting DP'd on the screen while I put my cock through
>Awesome blowjob, already feel close
>Suddenly stops... then something different
>No longer wet mouth, but still tight
>Shuffle around and try to look down at the hole
>Realize whoever was blowing me turned around and sat down on my cock
>Fuck this stranger in the ass through a hole in the wall
>Cum
>Leave immediately
>Go home and shower
>she dances next to me, looks over a few times
>dance toward her, get close
>she says I like you
>go outside talk for 1h
>back to my hotel
I wish all women were this straight forward and uncomplicated. I'm tired of trying to sniff out if you actually like me.
>>27309030
Sure there is bro. Convert your currency to pussy.
I'm short, overweight and have a small speech impairment. And I have plenty more stories to tell.
>>27308594
>>27308787
>>27309187
I don't want to buy a whore, i feel like it's worse than being a vigin
>only attracted to girls my height or taller
>I'm a 5'10 american so they're not EVERYWHERE but they're not that hard to find either
>start having sex in the summer when I was 18
body count
>3 one night stands (Dutch virgin, fat black girl, fat white girl)
>1 weekend fuckfest (white volleyball player)
>1 2 week fling with pic related (hapa party girl) then I come back months later and cuck her new bf 3 times in one sleepover before she cuts off all contact (she told her bf but he stayed with her)
>I just want to have memories and experiences under my belt that feel a lot more natural, innocent, and loving, but also sexier too
>like meeting a girl at a waterpark when I was 14, her bullying me a bit but eventually dragging me into the locker room to fugg :DDD
>just over half a year left to experience teen love
>it's the biggest hole in my heart
>>27309226
You will also be buying an experience to learn from and it will most likely boost your confidence.
Also if you take the time to converse with a hooker you might gain valuable insight to a females mind.
>>27305166
>be me
>recently turned 18
>go to party with a group of friends
>party is in this abandoned restaurant
>all get superdrunk
>go to the bathroom wth friend who just kissed his crush
>I pee, she waits, She pees, I wait
>ask her what's going on with otherguy
>Do you mean about this?
>start kissing, she touches my boner
>I get incredibly horny, start groping her and taking her shirt out
>we are still in this trashed restroom
>starts sucking her tits
> we finish in the dirty floor fucking
>We get up, continue fucking
>lean her on the sink
>it collapses making this crashing sound
>oh boy.jpg
>Suddenly, she breaks out of the fuckspeel and goes out running
>I go out, find friends, looking for her
>she's left the party
>What happened anon?
>Nothing, let's go, this shit is boring.
Never had a chance to continue fucking this chick, she was so crazy she drove me nuts. Otherfriend, who had a crush on her, apparently didn't give a fuck, years later i found out he was being polite with me and hated my guts.
>>27305166
>visiting Berlin
>about 30 minutes in a club
>start dancing with a girl
>she's dressed really slutty
>her tits nearly fall out of her dress
>we start kissing
>propose to go to my appartment
>she agrees
>bang her
>return to to my friends
All this in about 10-15 minutes of meeting her. The best part is when she told me she was bi and just broke up with her gf. She looked about 18 and told me she only had sex with a boy once before my. Could be a lie, but she seemed inexperienced.
>>27305166
Does anybody have the cap of this whole story? I was looking for it recently
>>27310510
bump for this, also interested in this story
>Let's have a thread about times we had sex.
How about you get the fuck out, normalfag?
>>27309449
>tfw your picture ;_;
>age 20
>threw a kickback
>gf goes into my room later in the night
>follow her
>we get on my bed
>we end up fucking bareback for a long time then I put on a condom and finish
>she starts crying afterwards
>asks me if I'm still going to keep dating her now
>realize my faking it to make it worked but she legitimately thinks Im a player
>reassure her
>fall asleep
>21 have a cousin who was 22
>he calls me from his gfs phone asking to hang out
>his gf has a friend over
>4/10
His gf was 15 so I have no clue how old this bitch was
>we all get high and I let her do all the talking
>she kept brushing my dick
>starts sucking me off in the bathroom
>fuck her on someone else's bed and break it
>face fuck her
>I fapped hours before so I didn't cum
She had the tightest pussy I've been in so far
>>27308239
so new so new
>>27305166
>Let's have a thread about times we had sex.
But r9k doesn't allow blankposting.
>movie night with class
>in a classroom, desks moved to the sides, projector on the whiteboard pretty dark, most likely everyone blinded by the movie
>school is entirely empty besides us and the teacher
>all 15 years old (legal age of consent)
>sitting on the floor under a blanket
>girl has been moving over towards me for the last 5 minutes
>not very subtle
>eventually she's close enough to lean against my shoulder
>she does
>I'm OK with it and lean my head against hers, not thinking much of it
>puts her arm around my side
>reciprocates (we had to readjust our heads)
>she decides to sit in my lap
>can't see movie but don't care anymore
>places her hands on my thighs behind her back
>reflexively want them gone so I take both her arms by the elbows and pull them together
>she let's go
>sniff her neck
>breathes out on her neck
>she's breathing heavily
>let go of her arms and her hands between her legs
>clearly rubbing
>got boner and want to show it so I lift her but and place her on my dick
>turns and looks at me with an incredibly happy smile
>kiss her
>she eventually pulls away and says she has to go to the loo
>not the designated shitting street, what an oddball
>male classmate pokes me in the back after about a minute and points at the door
>was gonna wait longer but I'm not taking that discussion
>go around the corner in the hallway
>hugs and kisses coming at me as I round the corner and I almost headbutt her
>eventually head towards the toilets
>remember we don't have condoms
>ask her if she has one
>'no but it's fine'
>it's not fine
>her family is Muslim and she has had signs of abuse on her
>unwanted pregnancy might kill her and I don't wanna deal with that
>tell her we can do it later/i'l run down to the store and buy some
>she takes off her pants and panties and say she wants it now
>suggest oral
>'you're such a pussy anon'
>sorry for being sane
>we do the deed doggy style over a sink
>mirror available to look at each other
(1/2)
>>27311712
>nut in her, wasn't in control enough to pull out
>keep pumping for a while and she asks me if I've come
>say a shameful yes
>calls me an asshole
>tells her that pregnancy is unlikely and we can have an abortion in the worst case
>her parents don't have to know
>she calms down
>we make out more
>wants to do oral
>would rather not eat my cum out of her vagoo
>don't answer and kiss her neck and work all over her body but don't bring head below her breasts (don't wanna be misleading)
>eventually stick it in again
>she's up on the sink, hands on my shoulders and I'm pumping
>eventually she pulls me into her (rather petite) chest
>decide to lift her instead
>almost break my back first attempt because I didn't use my legs
>pull out, get close and bend my knees some
>lift her
>put it in and pound against the rather flexible walls of the stall
>she's really loud now
>say I'm coming inside again
>she's ok with that
>do it
>body goes limp and we sit down, my lower legs under my butt with her still on my dick
>pushes me back some and kisses me
>I ask what this is really
>just sex (what a whore holy shit I wanted gf)
>i wipe excess cum out of her crotch with paper towels
>clean dick in sink
>get dressed, she goes back first
>go to the store and come back with snacks (can of coke and two muffins)
>go back in
>teacher whispers I'm not supposed to leave the school
>say I'm sorry and offer her a muffin
>just a bite
>sit down next to teacher
>watch for a long time
>asks me what I think about the second amendment (not in the US but we recently had gone through that in class)
>say I do enjoy the idea of self-protection
>nods
>a week later the girl comes up to me crying
>saying she has had mood swings and she might be pregnant
>ask her if she tested herself
>gets mad and says she can't buy that because people would know
>do it for her, she tests
>not pregnant, been more than 5 days so sperm is certainly dead
>we're happy
(2/2)
why can't any of these happen to me
>>27312432
All are stories of people given situations or situations where they were proactive. Seriously anon if you want this to happen to you and it's not right now just be proactive. Don't stress over the consequences because there's close to none.
>>27312650
I can't even talk to people, I get nervous and stupid, which sucks because I'm really horny and just want to fuck someone. my first time lasted 30 seconds and I haven't done anything else since then (a year ago)
>>27310897
this, faking it works
only what people think is real in the short run
I managed to lose my virginity at a not-so-close friend's birthday party because they thought I was a chad
>>27312758
>a year ago
Well anon just throw yourself into situations where you can be awkward without a problem then. Tinder is pretty good for that.
Even when you fail you learn to be better by the way. Anxiety is often defeated by seeing there's no negative consequences.
>>27312935
there's another problem, I started college 3 weeks ago and everyone already has their little groups, I'm alone and absolutely no one talks to me. I'm average looking and I workout but I just don't know how to come up to these people in class or whatever. online dating apps scare me even more.
>>27313136
>started college three weeks ago
Fuck dude. Get a move on. Invite yourself into a study group or whatever, even invite yourself into a group with similar interests. Look at the groups and see which one is likely to accept you, is the group filled with people who have known eachother forever or with people who got to know eachother lately.
Just don't wait around. Just ask them if you can study with them. Most likely they will say yes. Or just yell out loud at the end of class that you need a study group. Either works fine. Think about it until your next lecture.
You need some social life in college. Almost nobody carries themselves through a degree alone successfully. There's stats on it and it's rather crazy.
>>27313323
thanks anon, I'll try to at least say hi tomorrow.
This is a horribly normie thread, but if you can't beat, join them, eh?
>was 18 at the time
>family was moving several states away
>had to make two trips to get all our furniture over there
>dad makes first trip alone
>comes back with a hitch-hiker
>a Quebecois girl who just turned 18, was traveling across the US before she started college in BC
>didn't know much english, but could write more than she could speak
>was pretty hot, so her privilege got her all the way to the South without problems
>we all awkwardly make the main voyage down to the new house
>she helps us unpack
>spends the night
>rest of the family goes out grocery shopping
>just me and her at the new house
>she's been hinting at fucking for the past day now
>comes into my room
>asks me in broken english if I want to fuck or just a blowjob
>hell yeah I want to fuck! I probably wont get a chance like this for a while
And I was right, but that's another story
>we strip in front of each other
>she had fucking lingerie on under a baggy white t-shirt
>perfect tanned skin
>DD's with dark nipples
>barest amount of chub
>I am diamonds
>she pulls out a condom
>we fuck like crazy for what must have been 15 minutes
>rides me first, shoves my face into those wonderful tits
>then I'm on top
>getting close, so flip her over for doggy, so I can really powerthrust
>cum hard as I'm gripping her hips
>she left the next day
pretty sure she also fucked my dad, but when you're caught up in the moment, you kinda forget a lot of what you stand for.
If you have a greentext over 10 lines long you should just type it out like a normal fucking paragraph.
>>27305166
none. I just want to normies to leave us alone. What did we do to them?
>>27309080
Now you have HIV wtf man
>be 24
>be virgin
>meet married milf
>into younger men
>husband wants her to swing
>we meet
>sexytimes ensue
>eating her out slowly for an hour
>she comes three or four times
>tells me to get on top of her
>ohboy.gif
>slipping inside felt like heaven
?pump away for thirty minutes
>can't come
>getting tired and bored
>fake orgasm, twitch my dick and moan
>pull out gasping
>milf smiles at me, kisses me on the nose
>leave her place, not sure what to do
>lost my virginity while getting blue-balled
>realization six years later that I could be a wizard by now if only I'd waited
>>27309080
It was probably a guy
>>27313923
Sounds like your dad got you a booker and paid for her, you should thank him you little bitch
>>27314114
You didnt cum you are a virgin you stupid fuck
>>27314167
OFC it was a guy not that he cared
>>27313977
r9k is for greentext stories anon.
How do you make girls horny
Assuming your already mildly attractive
>>27314441
you can start by not missing quints
>>27312650
Note: This only works if you are at least average looking.
Ugly guys don't get laid, at least not for free.
>first time
>using okcupid
>find a girl who goes on /mu/ and all this shit
>half black half japanese or something
>we chat for a while but nothing happens
>fastforward a few months
>made new okcupid b/c deleted old one out of shame
>found same /mu/ girl again on accident
>talk to her
>eventually we meet up and hang out for a while
>end up fucking her doggy with her dress still on in her bed
>felt really fucking good
>left in a hurry because i felt awkward and her parents were supposedly gonna be home soon
>apparently she had a bf, who she also met on okcupid
>described herself as "polyamorous"
i still felt guilty and shitty
wanted to meet up with her again and fuck her to practice, but i eventually cut off all contact with her as i met my second ever oneitis in college
How does everyone here get laid before 20? I am 20 this year but i just dont ever see any opportunities like these happening to me...im going to be 25 before i know it and still a virgin at this rate
Also fuck you normies reee
>really low point in my life
>on /soc/ looking for girls in my area
>find some girl who likes modest mouse and she looks decently attractive, a little overweight but still attractive
>chat her up for a week or so
>we both gear the conversation towards fucking eventually
>she's like 15-20 minutes from my house
>i drive to meet her one night, lie to my dad where i'm going
>sketchy as fuck
>she tells me where to stop at on her street and i wait, she gets in
>she's fucking huge
>smells so bad holy shit like unshowered hair and odor
>i try to play it cool even though she looks nothing like she did in her pictures
>she says how i look really skinny (fuck you lady) compared to my pictures
>at this point i feel like just saying nope and making her get out
>instead i drive us around a bit and find some street near my house to fuck in my car
>it's a small car, coupe
>she can't even get through the fucking middle of my car to the backseat she's so big
>has to open my door, which turns the light on on the inside
>cringing hard, smelling her still and cringing more
>she's in back and i climb back from the driver seat, on my back
>she squats over my now-condomed dick and does all the work
>actually feels pretty good
>end up cumming after not too long but i don't say anything
>thought that i should wait and let her cum (being the retard who has only fucked twice in his life that i was)
>eventually she stops because my dick softens up
>thanks me for trying to let her cum
>drive her back to her house
>asks for a kiss
>i say 'don't press your luck' because i'm disgusted with everything at this point
>she calls me a dick and gets out
>messages me later on kik
>tell her she should shower next time
>says im an asshole for ruining her self-esteem
>try to forget it
what a night
>>27315993
snorted so loudly i woke up the cat, kek
>at a friend's new years party
>this girl, sister to a mutual friend, who has a really big ass and curvy body but small tits and fucked up face, is obviously into me
>everyone's getting drunk as fuck
>eventually i'm on a chair in the apartment trying to enjoy the drunkenness
>girl sits right in front of the chair, basically close to my crotch
>touching my thigh and legs
>chatting me up
>i feel awkward because i don't think she's that attractive but i humor her for both our sake
>eventually she says she's gonna go to her car to get blankets as the night winds down
>say i'll go with her
>end up in the backseat of her SUV, i'm fumbling to get the condom on but do it
>somehow manage to still sport an erection despite being wasted
>undress her and start to fuck her
>except i never even put my dick in i was too drunk and just humping her for a solid minute or so before i finally realize
>she makes fun of me for it but i just say sorry for being drunk
>asks me if i wanted to fuck her because i thought she was pretty
>lie and say yes
>decide to dress and return, as we've been gone a while
>my friend comes out looking for us and i had just tossed the ruined condom off to the side when he finds us
>feel awkward as fuck
>he knows
>get back and the guy hosting the party cracks a joke about how i fucked the girl
>play it off and just go to bed
and that's how all my friends and mutual friends found out i had whiskey dick
>>27316108
glad my antics could amuse someone
>>27305166
>Let's have a thread about the times we've had sex
What has /r9k/ come to? Also, only here for that hot Deutsche qt.
Closest I've gotten with a girl:
> go to vocational school at 17
>See cute gamer gurrl with a portal t-shirt and tell her that I like it
> we talk about vidya for a bit
>she asks for my number so I give it to her
>talking for a few weeks, things eventually get steamy and she sends me nudes
>day after that I take her into the storage closet and make out with her for awhile
> we talk about meeting outside of school but she lives a few towns over and neither of us have a license because we are lazy shits
>I find out she is a huge stoner and she drops out
>our contact fizzles out over time
>haven't talked to her in a year
lost virginity to a pregnant prostitute at 17
>>27316265
Closest with a boy:
> 16 yo
>friend of mine sleeping over at my house
>late at night we are talking about shit
>eventually start talking about girls and sex
>talk starts to get REALLY lewd
>I ask if I can blow him
>he says yes
>he was laying on an air mattress next to my bed
>get down off of my bed and onto my knees
>pull his boxers down and he is already erect
>awkwardly grab it with my hand and put the head in my mouth
>start working it
>His dick get's even harder and he is moaning cute moans but my back is getting sore due to weird position
> he moves up to my bed sitting on the edge
>I am still on my knees but I can keep my back straight this time
>I start sucking again for a while and he tells me he is about to come so I stop sucking and start jerking
> he cums and I clean his dick with my mouth
>It tastes surprisingly sweet
> I tell him his cum tastes really good
>he laughs and says he read that pineapples make cum taste good
> I guess it works then.
> On another sleep over he sucks me off but I don't come so i end up jerking my self off and coming that way because he was so horrible at it.
>>27311712
>>27312081
Holy shit this was hot. Got anymore like this anon?
>>27305166
normally I would hate this but even if it's fake it's still hot as fuck
12 yo loli tight pussy
ummm I cant
>>27305166
I sticked my pepe in her coochie
Felt bretty good
9/10 experience would recommend
>>27305166
>tfw these people can go to literally any other website to boast and discuss their sexual escapades
>they still come here
>>27316565
Too make you feel bad faggot and to get triggered comments like this.
>be 16
>kind of friends with this 710
>on a whim make plans to go to her house after school
>we get to her house and start smoking weed
>end up really high, sitting on her couch
>she sits next to me
>when i get high sometimes my dick gets hard, i was like a diamond
>in my haze decide "fuck it" and start kissing her neck
>she's immediately in to it and we're all over each other
>make it to her bed
>she sucks my dick but teethes me a little, get bored and pin her down
>different positions for the next 25 minutes
>make her orgasm a few times
>i eventually cum a load
>smoke more weed
we fucked 3 times after that, she had a bf the entire time.
Bump for more jerk off material
>>27312081
Takes 9 weeks for pregnancy tests to ever detect a fertilized egg
Stupid faggot
>had sex
Get out
>>27305176
why didn't you choose to cream pussy instead of make a mess all over her butt/back?
>>27305166
fuck this thread and fuck you cancerous normies. You have countless other boards for this shit. Kill yourself
