>tfw can hear normie music blasting from next door due to a normie party
>hearing normies walking around talking outside about normie stuff
Literally some black guy yelling in autotune why do normies like this "music"?
>>27276711
what are you gonna do about it fampai?
>From in my apartment
>the normie talk is killing me slowly
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ItVeTUGn4F
>>27276711
call the PO and report drug use and underage drinking
>>27276774
Nothing i live in a bad neighborhood, this happens so fucking much every damn weekend fucking normies man.
>>27276806
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ItVeTUGn4F
That sucks, so sorry famalam.
>>27276821
>I might do this, fuck these normies.
Will fill in on how it goes unless anyone else has suggestions.
>>27276829
I know the feels that elliot felt, i know them too well.
Fuck it guys what do i do to put an end to this, i wanna start something /devilish/ and not something as obvious as >>27276821
>>27276898
Call them.
It's the only solution that doesn't result in you getting your ass beat or arersted.
>>27276933
Calling cops in my neighborhood makes me nervous though, but if worse comes to worse. Will update frequently. Perhaps we can end a normie party together.
>>27276806
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ItVeTUGn4F
Just hearing the outline of a normie conversation in a crappy recording grinds my gears
>tfw full REE mode
Fuck it im calling the cops will update how it goes
Go join them and act normal OP. Then slip some bleach into the punch bowl
>>27277103
>implying i have the social skills to fake being a normie
>>27277103
>thinking a ree-bot can pass off as a normie
>>27277118
Just recite a few lines:
>"What's up guys? I'm your neighbor, mind if I hang out with you?"
>nod at a few people on the way in while you smile
>>27277155
Well first off no one is getting murdered but maybe i can cause mischief.. I won't call the cops fuck it need ideas that aren't murder. Normies are simple enough to pass as right?
>>27277177
>go inside
>fake having a seizure
>ruin everyone's time
>call the police on them from the ambulance
>>27277177
>>27277155
2 dubs in a row nice
>>27277100
Dubz commands it
Normie Justice
>>27277212
How do i pass a seizure?
>>27277245
I don't know dude, just fall to the floor and shake everywhere. Make crazy and disturbing noises too.
FUCK THE SEIZURE PLAN I KNOW WHAT IM GOING TO DO, IM GOING TO SLIP LAXATIVES INTO PEOPLES DRINKS IF I CAN. IF THERES AN OPEN COMMUNE OF SOME KIND LIKE A PUNCH BOWL OR SOMETHING CAUSE I HAVE LAXATIVES.
>>27276711
>access their wifi
>spoof MAC address
>post bomb threat
>watch SWATing
>???
>profit
>>27277295
Alright guys I'm gonna go down into the lair and see if theres some kind of open commune they are drinking from, then im gonna circle back here and update.
>>27277295
Just call the cops, if you go in there they will know you are and autist by your smell and MLP tshirt
thread has potential
>>27277328
>mfw its happening
Someone start capping i sense a legendary thread
>>27277295
>>27277328
Do this anon, keep us updated and I'll keep you bumped.
>>27276806
what are they even saying here?
I went into the normie lair without drawing attention. My heart is fucking racing. Back in my apartment. Theres no punch bowl but there are open vodka bottles that people are pouring from. It will be hard but i might be able to do it.
>>27277328
Keep us posted soldier.
>>27277436
Do it anon. You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become a normie.
>>27277351
You've got potential anon :)
>>27277436
C A L L C O P S
A
L
L
C
O
P
S
prolly drugs.
Im going to crush up the laxative pills with a hammer and put that in a small container that is actually for keeping led for mechanical pencils.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0mU08NMblg0
SOMEONE FUCKING SCREENCAP
>>27277436
call cops say you heard people talking about drugs
>>27277483
don't do anything stupid desu
>>27276711
I'm at a normie party right now going t
to the bathroom m Drunk as fuck. Gonna get laid in an hour or less. You're all a bunch of pussy faggots.
>>27277465
that's the first time i heard that. thank you anon, even though you don't know me
>>27277497
My time has come, no cops will be involved to conduct my fate against the normies. Only I will be involved, and sole responsible. Im going to watch these normies shit their pants and laugh.
You're doing God's work anon. Fuck normies
>>27277524
Are you sure you are not roleplaying?
>>27277524
ITS HAPPENING. THE FUCKING LEGEND
>>27277524
Make sure to get a picture of some soiled legshirts
Off to go crush up the laxatives and put them into the container. Will check back once more before i go. Wish me luck
>>27277524
godspeed familupai
>>27277569
Make sure to shit your pants too so you fit in and they don't suspect you. This is imperative.
>>27277569
Good luck you magnificent bastard.
>>27277569
Good speed anon
OC
>>27277569
SOME.ONE.FUCKING.SCREEN.CAP.THIS.SHIT
>>27277569
Godspeed, and please get a camera ready to record the results.
>>27277607
U do it
>>27277569
Good luck, I know you can do this
your work will go completely in vain without proof of normie suffering
I have the laxatives, I have them in the container. I may not be back on for a little while. Keep the thread alive while im gone. This ones for the robots. Remember me not for who i am but what i did.
>>27277630
I love you anon
OC
>>27277630
Not a robot, not a normie, a legend.
>>27277630
>Keep the thread alive while im gone
will do
>>27277630
Do it for the robots
pic related, it OP
DESU
>>27277630
oh god why am I laughing so hard at the mental image of this happening
oh god
the absolute madman
he's gonna do it
Wait, is this for real ? This guy might just be roleplaying though
>>27277630
You have transcended mere robot status. You are now an Automaton Board Legend.
If quints we're all gonna make it
>>27277755
dubs works
Is OP kill?
Fuck da roboto
>>27277763
So do these quints.
We're all gonna make it.
We'll be waiting for your sweet sweet return OP.
You are my hero.
>>27277777
gdsghshfhsr
>>27277791
Literally said to keep the thread alive while hes gone cause hes at the normie party doing gods work
>>27277805
I know, anon. I was just shitposting.
I wonder whats happening to him right now? Is this how wives feel while their husbands are at war?
Can't wait, I need to go to bed, but the suspense is keeping me awake.
Tell me someone is capping this thread for fucks sake
>>27277851
Why? So that this can go to the front page of plebbit? Let's just let OP's heroism speak for itself.
So we can tell future generations of robots, i want OP's legend to live on.
>>27277866
DUBS OF FUCKING TRUTH
SCREEN-CAPPERS ARE SUBVERSIVE REDDITOR CUNTS
>>27277630
You a hero to the board. If you provide proof, it'll be the thread of the year.
>>27277874
This was meant for >>27277866
Forgot to adress it
>>27277569
Madman
Lanigiro
>>27277899
I got it, anon. Your dubs don't override mine though.
>>27276739
Ayy, that's my nigga Future.
You must be a battle rappa, baka.
Can't handle no official trappa real nigga shit
>Manage to sneak into someone's apartment without them noticing
>Doesn't post pictures
Post pictures, faggot.
OP is a true hero, fuck normies.
>>27277630
If you get caught, post tomorrow. We'll want to remember a fallen comrade.
Invest in a well soundproofed surround headset. the world around you will never matter less
>>27277630
>not poisoning their drinks
What kind of normie are you?
The Normies got OP.
They probably caught his musky smell in the weed cloud, saw him by the drinks and crucified him to the floor by 50 people acknowledging his existence at once.
Poor frog didn't stand a chance.
>>27277630
post proof faggotmuh robot filter
The party is over. I stopped the party. It was less dramatic then I wanted but i still did it. Will share a greentext of the events that occured.
>Just make my way through the normie scum to the vodka casually, no one notices me not being of their kind.
>Theres some fucking stacy sitting by the vodka, wait 2 minutes for her to get up because she rushes over to a friend who calls her over
>No one by the vodka, people are crowding around some chad showing a "funny video" on his phone
>While this happens I go over to the vodka bottles, then was my chance
>Take led container from pocket, knees weak, arms heavy, palms sweaty, moms spaghetti
>Put spaghetti back in pockets as I steady myself and discreetly pour laxative into the three vodka bottles
>Due to my hands shaking not as much gets the third bottle but whatever, other two have plenty in them even though theres laxative all over the table and rims of the vodka bottles
>Dumb normies won't notice I think to myself
>Position third bottle of vodka which didn't get much laxative in it to the very back of table where people will be less likely to use it
>Sit on couch and watch the vodka bottles
>Was right no one used the third bottle only the first two bottles, about six people in total
>No one else drinks before it starts
>As I keep my eyes on the six people I see two go out of the party to the bathrooms and gradually the rest line up at the bathroom doors
>Then it happens, one of them shit their pants
>People look at her like a freak and the other three who drank the vodka see whats happening and quickly leave the apartment before they shit themselves
>Bathrooms still occupied
>Stacy who shit her pants starts crying
>People start to leave because someone literally shit their pants
>The ones in the bathrooms never left
>The party is over now
>>27278122
HE FUCKING DID IT, FUCK YES
>>27278122
Shit (literally) that didn't happen.
>>27278122
Nice work, nice dubs.
>>27278122
how we know you knot a troll, anon?
Do you guys hear that? The sound of silence due to the party being over. I did this. Im proud of myself.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0QCtpcXliV2
>>27278122
I want to believe this happened. I want to believe.
>>27278159
>>27278166
Believe what you want, the satisfaction is enough. I fucking did it.
>>27278167
You did God's work tonight I hope.
>>27278122
in 30 minutes? are you rusing us anon? are you even the OP...
>>27278122
yeah wow you're a real badass...........
>>27278122
Post time-stump of laxatives you used.
>>27278167
smfhtbqwyfamalam
>>27278191
post pic of the pencil lead case
>>27278122
>>27278167
Run down and get pics of shitter shattered stacey
RIGHT NOW
>>27278228
This to be quite honest fellas, I need some proofs
All this auto tune sing rap shit pisses me off.
How can people listen to that shit without going insane?
>>27278122
YOU ARE A HERO
MEDALS WHEN?
>>27278122
You da real mvp, anon.how is this not original
>>27278211
Excuse the timestamp being backwards due to camera, here are the laxatives i didn't end up crushing up. Stole them from dad.
>>27278228
Door is closed now, and i don't have a smartphone.
>>27278349
absoloot madman!!!!!!
>>27278349
eat them post pics
>>27278349
holy fuck he actually fucking did it
Will answer any questions you guys have. I just feel like a mvp right now.
>>27278401
How many normies were there? How many lined up?
>>27278205
Kill yourself normie cunt
>>27278349
>/ D E V I L I S H /
>D
>E
>V
>I
>L
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>>27278401
>no smartphone
>screenshot
Hmm..
>>27278424
Probably over 50, and it was a small apt. Like i said in the greentext 4 lined up cause the other 2 were in the bathroom. 1 of the 4 shit their pants. The other 3 left before they could shit their pants.
>>27278454
I have a mac.
I feel blissful.
>>27278476
How much did you put in their drinks? I don't know of any laxatives that work that quickly.
>>27278501
I don't know dude like i said, knees weak, arms heavy, palms sweaty, moms spaghetti. Honestly my heart is still racing. I'm not gonna sleep for a damn week.
>>27278122
Wow im an oldfag and this is truly the most epic thing ive ever seen, ive never seen anything more legit than this. Im screenshotting everything right now so I can post it on /r/4chan for my /b/ros to see xD
>>27278122
FROM NOW ON YOUR OFFICIAL NAME IS LAXATIVE MAN, DESTROYER OF NORMIES.
>>27278552
>so I can post it on /r/4chan for my /b/ros to see xD
KILL YOURSELF you fucking piece of fucking shit
You goddamn nromies ruiin fukcing everything you fucking normie shit.
>>27278562
I really like this name. I feel honored fellow robot.
>>27278584
>You goddamn nromies ruiin fukcing everything you fucking normie shit.
wow dood your so aggressive man why would you be so mad man chill out like smoke a bowl or something man xD
>>27278584
I have a right to be on here weather you like it or not. It is my human right to freely browse the internet. Who are you to judge me if i browse reddit and tumblr? What do you do all day? You just browse this site and judge people? Nice life you got there. I bet you think being unemployed is great to. I bet if i told you i was a black muslim male that would change your views on me to because you're so fucking deranged and in your moms hole that you have no sense of reality. Why don't you crawl back in your little hole where you came
>>27278652
>>27278653
>hes going to fall for this obvious b8, unless he is b8ing himself. EVERYONE JUST STOP THE B8.
>>27278609
Laxative man destroyer of normies confirmed
>>27278663
>implying im not 100% serious
okay faggot
>>27278609
you deserve the name you fucking living legend
>>27278680
>>27278652
>>27278653
ok guys we got the raging bait out of us. lets just calm down and have a normal discussion on how this person possibly put laxatives into normies drinks
>>27278122
the normies have gotten what they deserved.
literally everybodywashavingagoodtimeandthenthisfaggotshowedup.jpg
>>27278706
Normie detected.
oc0984421
>hicks across the road are having a loud party to celebrate St Patty's Day a couple days late
>every time they party they keep me up and leave their trash all over my lawn
>they've thrown empty beer bottles at my cat before and always make a complete mess of everything
If any of these normies step foot on my lawn I'm going to spray them with the fucking hose, only because I can't think of anything worse to do. I couldn't sleep right now even if I wanted to because of them.
>>27278680
>>27278675
As laxative man destroyer of normies, i encourage all robots to be as devilish as possible when it comes to these degenerate scum known as normies. Our time has come. We have these normies and their specific culture pinned down, we know them like the back of our hands. Embrace the inner devilish within you. Embrace the rage you feel towards these scum. I love you all.
>>27277295
reporting you to the FBI. Hopefully you get charged with terrorism and chemical warfare and have your fingernails torn out
>>27278731
Be like laxative man destroyer of normies. Fucking be devilish as possible.
>>27278740
>not knowing the definition of terrorism
This is what happens when you watch American news.
>not knowing that warfare can only occur when war has been declared
Jesus m8.
The FBI aren't going to do shit, they didn't do shit when I threatened to shoot up unsw.
>>27278757
That would require me to mingle with them. I don't want to mingle. I want to masturbate and play video games and maybe sleep.
Fake and gay............Fake and gay............Fake and gay...........
>>27278785
Laxative man destroyer of normies speaking. I'm going to masturbate and sleep and play video games tomorrow morning. But fucking these normies over gave me a feeling that no videogames or porn give me. Do it. Be devilish. And make a greentext about it like i did.
>>27276711
Go over there with a baseball bat and a gun, then tell them to shut their normal-fag shit the fuck up.
>>27278806
I am just going to wait for them to step on my lawn so I can spray them using the excuse that it is late and I am trying to fucking sleep and they always mess up my lawn.
>>27278828
Laxative man destroyer of normies speaking again. This will egg them on I know normies. Be.fucking.devilish. That is the motto.
>>27278731
>friends having a party for st pattys day
>go to friends party and get wasted
>party ends up outside
>can barely hear the music because we are laughing so loud
>me and friends are in a group shoulder hug lock walking around the lawn and singing
>notice a figure in the shadows
>weird looking guy in leather jacket and leather gloves comes up to us out of the shadow of his house with a hose directly pointed at us
>tries to spray us, but he was shaking so much he missed and it hits the side of my leg
>get up in his face and say "what the fuck bro"
>he says "s-sorry, just watering the grass" and does a 360 and leaves
>me and my friends paused in confusion
>laugh hysterically and start yelling at him "go home pussy"
>hear quiet sobbing and mumbling in the distance
>go back to the party and have a good time
>>27278828
Just fucking put laxatives in their drinks like Laxative man faggot
>>27278862
Whatever you say, normie. Just stay the fuck off my lawn and don't leave your fucking garbage on my property.
>>27278875
I don't even have any fucking laxatives.
>going to party with normie "friends"
>qt 4/10 is eyeing me
>goes up and randomly hugs me, says that it was a "good hug"
>we're playing twister, our butts touch and she asks me if I want to go to the bedroom
>sperg out and say no
>she spends the rest of the night staring at me, wondering how someone could reject her
>doesn't matter, she was a whore
No regrets
Anyone else /stickingittothenormies/?
>>27276711
What are you doing here? Go and crash it and have a blast!
>>27278882
Get laxatives faggot
>>27278890
Nice copypasta read this in a cap before
>>27278905
>Nice copypasta read this in a cap before
you probably read it the last time I posted it a couple of months ago
>>27278806
You are an inspiration for all of us.
>>27278963
It has always been my dream for someone to make fan art for me, thank you.
>>27278963
Nice meme.
Laxman is new meme.
>>27279015
>Im a meme now
Is this a dream?
>>27279020
>Is this a dream?
It's what the normies don't have that assures that they will never ascend.
>>27279015
I AM BECOME LAXMAN
DESTROYER OF NORMIES
It should be a rule that laxative man destroyer of normies will be mentioned in any devilish thread
This thread is full of lies
Don't bow to the false prophet
>>27279114
Even if he is a false prophet, Kek still demands that we do everything that we can to hurt the normies. Even though OP is a heathen, I think that Kek would approve.
Is laxative man destroyer of normies asleep now?
MY. FUCKING. HERO.
THIS IS ORIGINAL FUCK YOU ROBOT
>>27279150
I think he's every robot's fucking hero right now
>>27279146
>tfw laxman has probably left the thread
>>27279015
>>27279068
THE LAXMAN COMETH
>>27279015
>>27279068
>>27279262
When you say his name you should say it to a full nature as in "Laxative man destroyer of normies" out of respect to him.
God save the Laxman. Long may he reign, King of Robots.
>>27279276
Of course, Laxative man destroyer of normies. Thy will shall be carried out.
Laxman here, sorry guys dozed off. I am honored that you're making a meme out of me and that you would call me king of robots.
>>27279327
Fake and gay.
Originally original
>>27279327
This isn't laxative man destroyer of normies, he didn't use his full name.
>>27278349
That looks EXACTLY like Naproxen, OP.
>>27279416
IT WAS A RUSE. HE'S A BIG FAT PHONY A BIG PHONY
>>27279416
>attacking laxative man destroyer of normies while hes not here to defend himself
what are you a faggot?
>>27279416
>yes all pills look completely different and come in different shapes and sizes
>make up fake as fuck story
>samefag yourself into a forced meme
>/r/4chan will upboat it a million times for internet fame
Fuck this gay ass nigger faggot board
>>27279457
OP is the faggot for the lack of evidence of any of the things he described happening. He literally is just showing us some very mild pain killers in >>27278349
Google image search "laxative tablets" and you'll see that there isn't anything in that shape like he posted. But if you google "naproxen tablets" you'll find what he showed. I even have a tablet on my desk right now..
>>27276711
You should do what that one anon did a few months back and blare anime music.
>>27279479
Even if it is a made-up story, entire religions can be born of such tales. I want to thank the Laxative man (Peace Be Upon Him) because even if his story isn't true, it gave me something to believe in, to strive for.
I will honor his ideal.
>>27279479
How do you samefag +100 comments?
It does look like samefagging, though.
Something about a lot of these comments feels forced, but still... +100 comments...
Put me in the screencap senpai
>>27279416
>>27279520
>>27279479
>buttblasted normies trying to discredit the messiah
