What was your first kiss like?
>>27203315
i wouldn't know since it hasn't happened yet
>>27203315
Drunk and unexpected. Made out for a couple hours, felt her up. Good times
A girl decided that she was going to kiss me, and she did.
She's one of the two girls who I've kissed. The second also came on to me.
When I was in 1st grade I surprised my crush by kissing her on the lips. It made her cry.
Maybe they were tears of joy.
>>27203340
This
What else did you expect, OP?oh yeah this board is full of normies now
Not that great, don't get why its hyped up to be the greatest thing since sliced bread.
>>27203315
Kissed a girl who was my cousin but not really my cousin, we were not related at all
I was really really small, a really little kid
Years after that I started kissing my actual first cousin
I don't like to remember any of that, it never happened
My first and only kiss happened when I met an alcoholic trainwreck in her 30's on the bus and she came onto me because she was drunk out of her mind.
>>27203315
Pretty uninspired and not that great.
>having been kissed
>being a robot
You seriously need to pick one...
>>27203315
>UK
>Year 1
>Kiss chase
>Got chased
>BY A GIRL
>she was two years older
>pinned me against a wall and shoved her tongue down my throat
10/10, pretty good. (not even joking)
>>27203315
awesome
>in cinema
>film ends
>she leans over and we begin to kiss
>film is long over we still kiss
>staff is whistlin, laughs and ask us to leave with a smile on their face
>outside go to a silent spot and continue kissing
>my body literally was shaking of joy so she asks what's wrong
>I tell her "nothing" with a smile and we continue
Life sure was more easy with 15
>>27203465
Just for clarification, is year 1 high school or like when you're 7 years old?
My first kiss was from my first girlfriend who basically dove right at me and went right for my tongue.
Goddamn I can still remember the rush from that kiss. Shame she was awful in bed though.
>>27203579
well, reception starts at age 4, so in year 1, i was either 5 or 6.
first kiss
>young
>first day of school
>nervous
>my mom kisses me and tells me I'll be okay
>mfw this was 16 years ago
it was okay
![1411133246683[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/mK3EtPs.jpg "1411133246683[1].jpg")
why does OPs picture make me so nervous
The girl who kissed me told me to get on the bed, got on top of me, took her shirt off and stuck her tongue right inside of my mouth and swirled it like she was trying to create a spit typhoon.
>>27203315
>playing Project M with friends
>random qt from class comes over
>actual autistic friend invited entire class
>leans up next to me
>can feel her heat and smell her hair
>hugs me and kisses my neck
>tongue kisses me after school on Monday
she eventually stopped talking to me because I'm an autist
>>27203707
It gives me this kind of vibe
I was 7 and she was a nigger ,and she was maybe 6 and she was throwing herself on me aways following me
>tfw it was your only kiss
>tfw that possible is what made you a pedo
>first kiss
>>27203707
it's one of the cunnyposter's images used on /tv/
>>27203315
>13 years old
>school lunchtime
>fattest bitch in my year pinned me against the wall
>basically mouth-raped me
>fucked off to her pod of fat friends and giggled until the end of school
It was horrible.
It was at a spooky walk when I was holding my exs hand during 7th grade when a fat girl grabbed and tried to makeout with meshe grabbed my dick
>>27203315
Not great, didn't want to because i didn't like the girl but she kept putting her face close to mine until i did.
>>27203315
I actually got cornered on the playground by a girl named Erica in 1st grade because she thought I was cute and she kissed me.
>tfw I had more game in 1st grade than I do now
>>27203315
it was like being pleasured by 4 preteen school girls at once
>>27203315
Still hasn't happened yet, hope it won't be horrible
>>27203315
>implying I have kissed anyone
>first kiss
>r9k
Why do you torment me? What have I done to you?
Second from the right looks like a lot of fun.
Ree, ree, normie no no.
>>27203315
I was at a friends party
I dared her to kiss me
she did
it was magical
we made out all night
Awkward and unexpected over the floor light outside the YMCA.That was over 10 years ago and I've been alone for about 10.Does it count if it's in grade school?
>>27203315
Kind of awkward haha we were watching Beasts of No Nation and I just turned her head up and gave her a smooch. Then I said "I've been waiting all movie to do that."
>>27206072
Actually that is not far off from how my first kiss went down.
But I was a preteen school boy so it is not weird.
Took a walk in the forest with a couple of girls during a chillt autumn evening. We sat down on a log and play truth or dare and both the girls dared me to kiss the other girl. Pretty well planned by them desu.
>>27203315
Awkward... Very awkward
>>27203315
>be 17
>hate my life so exchange student to new country
>heresmychance.exe
>make up elaborate normie life story
>go to party with host brother
>sit next to qt on a couch she holds my hand for a while
>storminnormie.app
>she leans in to kiss
>lots of tongue and slurping sounds
>tfw she was 13
>tfw almost 40 and only kissed 1 other girl
Under my parents' bed with my sister while mom was making dinner last week.
It was okay I guess.
>>27203315
I was around six years old, playing hide and seek at my friend's house in big blanket tunnels. Me and this girl hid together under the blankets on the floor and kissed eachother each round (only on the cheek lol). Aaaaand that was the last time any girl was to ever see me like that. Felt so good I legit thought it was sex at that time.
>>27203315
I'll let you know if it ever happens.
>5th grade
>girl i had a crush on use to pass me notes
>one day get a note saying "want to come over after school ?"
> agree
>walk to her house after school
>we hold hands and sit really close hug and stuff
>her friends see us start saying thing like "awww"
>"You guys are soo cute" and other mushy stuff
>get really emberessed for some reason so i asked if she wanted to go for a walk
>start walking onto this trail off in the woods
> we sat on this long intill dusk just talking and holding hands
>than she ask if i wanna kiss
>"s-surre o-ok"
> i was so fucking nervous my hands started shaking
>she grabes my hands and kisses me on the lips we just sit there with our lips together for a few seconds.
>then we stop and laughed and looked down at the ground and shuffle our feet
>we're kinda amazed at what we did
>couple seconds later we hear her landwhale mother yelling her name
>she looks at me kisses me on the lips agian and runs off
>i Remeber just darting the other way
>I ran all the way home and locked myself in the closet for some reason
> i have the biggest cheesest
Smile permanently glued to my face intill i fell asleep in there
>the next day i woke up so happy i felt like i just won a billion dollars
>go to her house
>before i say anything to her
>her freinds say "sorry anon kim doesn't like you anymore
>i'm so confused and hurt
>my eyes got watery so i just ran off
>go to the same spot we were the day before
>sit alone intill dusk
>literally can not comprehend what just happened to me
>even at school she completely stop talking to me
>it was like none of it ever happened
>one day randomly i get a note from her that just said
>"I'm really sorry i don't like you anymore can we still be friends with a sad face"
That shit fucked me up for some reason
I never really was the same after that.
>
>>27203315
My older brother and his friends dared me into kissing their hot asian friend. Shit was cash actually if only I learned something from it and didn't turn into a fuck up.
>>27203707
Identical siblings just seem unnatural/uncanny
I've kissed people before but it never felt like a kiss always me putting my mouth on someones face. It wasn't until I met this one girl thought on Halloween that kissing felt like kissing. She was so fucking cool.
I seriously (unironically) have NEVER kissed a girl
She liked me,I thought I had to kiss her, and did so repeatedly
We were 4 years old. I broke up at the end of the day.
She's a lesbian now
I've never kissed a girl since
I get the feeling that I may have been molested as a child but was too young to really remember.
I was held down by an older girl and her little sister forced herself on me
>>27208442
Greentext it, familio
>>27203315
Man, I want those girls to kick me and spit on me while I'm laying 'helpless' on the ground. Awesome.
>>27203315
I've only kissed a girl once, at a Halloween party after truth or dare. It was nice though, she was very cute and neither of us objected to it. Nothing came out of that though.
>>27203315
it has never happened
>>27208305
Right in the feels famalamadingalinga
>>27203315
My boner bumped into her thigh before my lips met hers.
I don't think she noticed.
>>27203315
I've only ever kissed my mom and that's cause she tricked me when I was little. I always though kissing was gross when I was young. I'd do it to a cute girl now though.
Ladyboy in Thailand. Felt his stubble. Would not recommend.
>>27207515
That hurt me inside
>>27203315
she pretended to be asleep.
Happened between me and my friends sister when I was 6 just because we were curious. It was weird at the time but I would give anything to fuck her now.
I was visiting a friends house and his mom called him upstairs while we were playing vidya. He got kind of flustered and told me to wait here and continue playing while he helped his mom. I waited a minute after he left and then crept up the stairs and saw his mom full on making out with him. I didn't really understand, and just went back to the vidya. Later that day, after I went home, I asked my mom to kiss me. She jokingly went to kiss me on the cheek, but I planted one on her lips. She yelled at me and said that parents and kids are not supposed to do that. I told her that I saw friend and his mom do it, and she told me to explain. I told her about what I saw and she called child services. Turns out my friend was being sexually abused by his mother.
>>27203315
I was 19 and in university. I had a brief thing with a girl and it was LDR. She decided to fly over for the weekend and I went for it.
The week was comfy but when she left the LDR and relationship quickly proved fragile.
I don't know what to feel.
>>27208106
>That shit fucked me up for some reason
its understandable
>>27208517
Fine I'm on my phone let's try
> I'm 10 or something
>resting in a bounce house
>we came to our dad's friends' party for his daughter
> at some point the older girl comes up to me with her little sis and asks me about if I've been kissed
> being the shy lad I am, I didn't want to answer
> she took it as a no and got her little sister to try to kiss me
> every attempt I'd look away
> I didn't want to do it, not like this or with her
> but the older one decides to grab me when I try getting up and I am kissed by force.
> I remember feeling suffocated and powerless
> they let me go after that, she was giggling
> I yelled at them "you'll pay!" Some lines from a cartoon probably
But yeah I never forgot it. I don't know what effect it had on me. But I've seen the younger girl recently she's high test as fuck. Would smash. The older one got pregnant and I don't know what's up with her.
Also the older one undressed in front of me that same night. I was watching a movie in their room. On their bed she sat facing away from me and switched out her shirt casually. I was turned on but afraid
>>27208106
How cruel
>>27203315
Never kissed someone. I'm 26 now.
>>27203315
>14
> On a date with my middle school grilfriend
> hold hands while walking
> kiss her on a bridge, tasted like gum
It was awkward and empty, she was a prostitute. Only have kissed prostitutes in my life.
I'm a subhuman degenerate
Just end it family
>>27203315
I'll make a thread when it happens.
>>27208552
My man, just B.E. yourself!
>>27208552
she totally noticed
girls at jr high dances, they all feel it
they giggle about it later with their friends
I MISS HER I MISS HER IT WAS SO LONG AGO LIFE SUCKS NOW REEEEEEEEEEE
>>27208942
Nah, this was in highschool and she was mygf. She was entirely the kind of person who would have brought it up later and laughed at me about it, so I'm confident I somehow got away with it.If I had to guess why, it's because I know it was her first kiss too.
kissed a tranny while fucking him, her?
>be 19
>walk to the local pub on NYE
>drink by myself, some chubby girl starts talking to me
>we eventually figure out we were close friends in school when we around 7 or 8, but she'd moved away and I didn't hear from her since
>joke around, she kisses me on the cheek for some reason
>ask for another kiss (beta as fuck)
>kisses me on the lips, we make out for a while
>eventually go to the park to have sex, i finger her but am too nervous for my dick to get hard
>don't lose my virginity for another two years
>>27203315
I actually asked my date for permission. Its been years but can never erase the shame from that. oh god the shame
>>27203315
>be 12
>at friend's 13th bday party
>bunch of older kids there i don't know
>older boy sits next to me on couch
>girl i don't know sits on the other side of him
>suddenly they start making out
>this isn't really a crazy make out party, it's more like a soda and pizza party
>watching them while eating a chips ahoy
>suddenly guy is leaning over and kissing me
>puts his tongue in my mouth
>chips ahoy for all
>goes back to making out with her
>turns back to me
>back and forth for a while
>finally get up to take a break, not sure what just happened
>other boy who had a crush on me, though i didn't know it at the time, hides in a closet and starts crying
>find him 30 minutes later and tell him we're all going to watch the matrix
>felt pretty good
the older boy went to my school, but we never talked after that. felt awesome though.
Had my first kiss when I was really young. She actually used to bother me a lot until I agreed to hug and kiss her since she found me cute. Sadly once I actually became attracted to her once I got older she had also gotten older and discovered the alphaness of the Chad and Tyrones of the world.
Always been a beta since I was young. Never got kisses again sadly enough. Should I an hero?
>>27209032
that's adorable
why is that shameful
>>27209022
>too nervous for my dick to get hard
I've gotten over this as you have, but goddamn that feel
>>27209061
its cute if you were just a kid or something, but I was 18. she let me, but damn, that look of confused amusement on her face when I asked... damn.
Quick. She kind of stole it.. doesn't really matter since I took her virginity later.
last week with my wife's son, it was.. sublime
original comment
I cant really remember, I was too young to appreciate what I was doing at the time and it's been so long that I cant really remember what it felt like
When I was 16 ish I had a dream this blonde qt was making out with me. We were on my bed and she was on top
It's been 5 years since.
>>27209369
the closest thing to a kiss you've had
is a dream
about kissing
when you were in high school
and it was just one dream
wat
>>27209032
Same here man. I tell it as a funny story to other girls I hook up with now, they don't believe I used to be a robotbut i still am
>>27209140
>>27209393
seriously, any nice girl would think this is charming
not autistic
I was at a summer camp when I was 15 and I kissed my crush.
she was dared to kiss "the grossest around." she wiped her lips off afterwards. easily one of the most crushing moments of my childhood.
that was 35 years ago, though. haven't gotten that close to a woman since.
this is hell.
>>27208774
>tfw a gang of girls will never violate you
It hurts to live senpai
>I was turned on but afraid
That's the best kind of turned on.
I don't greentext a lot so it might suck
>be me 8 (male)
>had a 15 year old babysitter (girl)
>pretty hot
>she made me sit in her lap
>she made out with me a lot
>she slapped me because I didn't know how to kiss
>she showed me how to make out and how to use my tounge
>sometimes she'd make me dry hump her and suck on her tits
>mom never found out but fired her after I turned 12
>tfw no one has ever touched in over 30 years
I still remember it fondly
>be like 6 or 7
>in a summer day camp thing
>since I watched a lot of tv I figure it might be nice to have a girlfriend
>For whatever reason I like the look of this super pale skiny quiet and shy girl
>kind of bluntly say I think she is cute and ask if she will be my gf
>Says OK
>Cool, Now what?
>play a bit together but mostly do our own thing
>Few days it is sort of the same, when we see each other we wave, and when we are together we just played nicely
>In comes her friends who find the whole thing just the most interesting thing ever
>they constantly egg her on to do stuff and grill me with 101 questions
>I personally gave no fucks but whatever
>snack time one day
>we sitting together
>her friends string up shit again
>I sort of tune them out and just share snacks back and forth
>next thing I hear from them catches my attention though
>"if he is your boy friend then you should kiss him"
>I say she don't have to do anything she don't want
>She is like "it ok, I want to"
>I remember distinctly wondering if she was always this pink or if it was just lighting (I was like 6 so cut me some slack for not getting that she was blushing, I still feel dumb about that thought though).
>anyway I am like, "well if you want to that is fine with me"
>we scoot next to each other
>then with her friends watching like it was some kind of spectacle we quickly kiss
>At the time it did not feel all that special though
>holy shit did her friends go nuts over it though
>egg us on to do it again
>we do slightly longer this time
>think to my self that it is actually quite nice
>without further egging on I give her a sincere hug and kiss her again which makes both of us smile
>then breaking up the nice moment her friends butt in to ask her over a few feet away
>It was at this same time that some of my friends were asking me what the hell I was doing
>like didn't I know girls were weird and generally not fun to be around or something
[cont]
>>27209416
haha thanks for trying to cheer me up anyway anon. But it is better to just go in for it, even if it risks getting pushed back/rejected
>>27209571
>fired her after I turned 12
>tfw no one has ever touched in over 30 years
Wait, so are you over 42?
>>27203315
>r9k
>kiss
Pick one
>>27209631
Yes this is a multi post about my shitty childhood bullshit. Dumb greentext is better then shitty bait and stale memes IMO so I will keep going.
back to the the story
>My gf and her friends wave me over
>My friends are like, they up to something but I blow them off
>go over and sit down
>gf says she wants to try something
>I was in a agreeable mood and just said yes without even asking what she wanted to try
>gets even closer and goes in for a kiss
>I am cool with this, close my eyes and kiss her back
>once we are kissing she opens her mouth a bit then STICKS HER TONGUE IN MY MOUTH!
>I just sit there unsure what to do for a moment
>then like a small whisper in the back of my mind is sort of like
>"this is actually kind of nice, you should do it back"
>so we just sit there frenching for what felt like forever but was probably like 30 seconds
>Believe it or not all these years have past and I still remember how it felt (weird but good and kind of exciting) and tasted (cheese its).
>this "show" seemed to shock and amaze her friends into a giggling frenzy but I kind of did not care at that point
>we just kind of chilled there til snack time was over
>if it ended there it would be purly a good memory but...
>word spread
>little sister finds out
>little sister tells parents
>parents beat the shit out of be for being "fresh"
>told to break it off with her
>I do
>told not to do some shit like that again with some hussy I barely know
>and I didn't til puberty started kicking in
In some ways I wish it was as easy as it felt when I was a kid/early teen
Now I am a neck beard that no one wants with no game and could not pick up a girl to save my life.
>>27209393
wow, I cant tell anyone irl about that, let alone other girls. good on you that you can share that openly. I cannot yet lol
Hottest thing ever. Maybe it was because she was super into it, and the fact that she was my oneitis.
>Go to bars with her
>We both get a little bit drunk
>Keeps touching me
>JUST DO IT
>Kiss her
>She kisses back
>Try a little bit of tongue
>She escalates with more tongue
>Turns into a full blown tonsil hockey, face sucking makeout
>Hottest thing ever
>Her friend eventually cockblocks me
If you've kissed a girl it's time to go back to
>>>/reddit/
>>27209802
Confirmed newfag.
originalasfuckfam
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>>27209790
I'm seriously sick and tired of you fucking normies ruining MY fucking board for people like ME. You shithead normies need to find your own place to hang out because /r9k/ is only for TRUE ROBOTS. FUCK OFF CHAD, FUCK OFF STACY, AND FUCK OFF TO ALL YOU FUCKING NORMIES SPAMMING THIS BOARD WITH YOUR GODDAMN NORMIE SHIT I'M SICK OF IT SERIOUSLY FUCK ALL OF YOU.
>>27209790
thats nice. good on you. also,
>tonsil hockey
chuckled. im going to use this
>>27209826
I hope this summer when you go swimming at the beach with your normalfag friends you drown, or when you do drugs with your normalfag friends this weekendyou choke on your vomit. Fuck you normalfag.
>>27209839
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>>27209839
what happened to this board
>>27209839
>le epic /r9k/ is for neets meme
Fuck off autismo.
>>27209879
Why so mad, friendo?
>>27209839
>had one kiss at fucking six years old
Yeah man im a regular fucking chad, calm down.
>>27209925
NO YOU FUCK OFF, IS THERE NOT ONE PLACE ON THE INTERNET WHERE I CAN SIT DOWN, DRINK APPLE JUICE FROM MY SIPPY CUP, AND MASTERBATE KNOWING THAT OTHERS ARE DOING THE SAME??? CAN I NOT SHARE MY AUTISTIC FEELINGS AND EXPERIENCES WITH FELLOW AUTISTS? Normies need to go back to rebbit, fagbook, tumblr etc. AND SUCK EACH OTHERS VAGINA SOAKED NORMIE COCKS AND LEAVE PEOPLE LIKE ME ALONE.
>>27209839 God Dammit so many normie
s get the fuck back to reedit normies scum REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>27209942
Because you're not on reddit right now.
>>27209983
I've been on 4chan since 2004, you probably still had hopes and dreams then. You fuck off.
>>27210043
Then go to literally any other section that isn't home of the supreme autists.
>>27209983
Look, I agree it would be nice for robots to have a place to their own, considering how they're shunned from other internet communities.
But /r9k/'s moderation team doesn't care about robots.
If the endless trap,"fembot", and farting threads weren't enough of a clue, no one knows how to moderate this board.
Just move to wiz or 8ch.
>>27210087
wiz is dead and 8ch is slow as shit
>>27210105
Sure, but you gotta make do with what ya got.
Besides, most 4chan boards are slow, the fast and popular boards are the exceptions.
>>27203315
Pretty amazingBut that was 10 years ago when I was a teenager, now that I am older and more aware of how disgusting people's mouths are I find kissing kind of repulsive
>>27210150
It wouldn't be so bad if the board didn't have so many normalfags on it. There are anons here who have kissed women before.
>>27210206
If it's any consolation, the board will eventually get deleted once it becomes /soc/ 2.0.
You can already see blatant attention whore threads like >>27206925
Subpar, might as well have not happened.
I don't like to think about the experience anyway.
>>27210206
there are anons here who have actually HAD SEX with women before. It's fucking disgusting I swear I'm gonna puke the next time I see a thread titled "POST YOUR VIRGINITY LOSS STORIES". Seriously these people need to fuck off. If only the mods would take a stand and clean the board of normie shitters we would have /r9k/ to ourselves.
>>27210266
Yeah I miss wiz and its zero tolerance policy on women and ever having had sex.
>>27210232
Good, the board should have stayed dead the first time
>>27209839
Anon those kisses were a long time ago. If anything it sucks since it proves how inept I really am. I only got very "lucky" is all. As a kid (like most young males) I found girls to be icky gross things. So getting kisses and hugs from a girl a year older than me at the time felt disgusting to me.
>>27210266
I fucked 4 women in the span of 2 months and then have never done it ever since. I was for a moment, Chad, and it was so good
>>27203315
Awkward as fuck. It happened when I finally met my online bf after three years of relationship. I arrived at night after a 9 hour flight so we went straight to bed. He was really nervous so I was trying to make him feel more comfortable and kissed him, hugged him and told him he could kiss and touch me.
We both were 21 and it was his first kiss too.
>>27209711
If you say it ""confidently"" enough you can say any embarrassing thing. I've gotten to the point where I literally have no secrets or shame about anything ever in my past, except fapping to doujinshi.
Like I'm that guy where if I was hanging with a girl or two and someone in the group was like "would you fuck girl?" as a joke or to embarrass me, I'd just say yeah sure. Or if some chick asks about my last relationship or even my past sex life I'll just talk about it like the weather. I've transcended shame which makes me seem like a chad at first glance, but really I'm just a shameless beta
Girl was super hot, was totally in love, but the first kiss was pretty shitty.
Good thing tho cuz now she's turning fat and ugly /dodged/
>>27203315
So fucking awkward. 7th grade, had my first gf, this kid Michael had been pressuring us to kiss (because middle school). We finally did it one morning before school, and it was not a good one. First thing I said, and I quote, "suck on that, Michael."
>>27210442
>Awkward as fuck. It happened when I finally met my online bf
Lying femanon please go. We all know you are a neckbeard behind that computer.
I was blackout drunk so I don't remember
So I was at summer camp when I was 15 and there was this kinda chubby girl with massive tits, during the dance at the camp we made out at the end, and I felt like I had just smoked meth. The next day I legit thought we had a connection and it turned out she was just a fucking whore. Killed me.
Then i realized she is literally the dumbest cunt I have ever met in my life.
For example
>be taking psychology, she was in my class
>was about 3 months into the course, she goes up to give a presentation about the psychology of gender studies or some shit
>she gets to a slide that says the word "psychological" in it
>cannot fucking pronounce the word
>in fucking psychology class for 3 months
>>27203315
My first kiss came from the first time I got drunk.
She was a lesbian with a girlfriend who was also at the party. Her girlfriend later found out the same night and she proceeded to fight her so me and my buddies decided to get the fuck out of there.
It's hilarious now that I think about it.
a pity kiss from my friends girl friend while he was making out with my other friends girlfriend
she said i was a good kisser though
>>27206072
Come on, tell us about it.
16 years old in my parents driveway after a high school dance i got pressured into going to.
I didnt even like the girl but everyone told me we would be cute so i gave it a shot, and of course i sperged out and ruined it a few weeks later but whatever.
We sat in the car and I thought if i didnt try now that i would probably never get a chance to kiss a girl ever again, so I went for it and we did two little kisses.
Sure enough though I was right, over the next 6 years I got three handjobs and that has been my only sexual contact.
Probably killing myself before i turn 23
>>27208794
I know that feel, bro. Really, I do.
It was almost straight out of a sitcom episode where the girl realizes the douchebag isnt really into her and is doing it as a joke, meanwhile the nice guy she screwed over was genuinely in love.
This guy was getting really clingy with me so I wanted space and ditched him while we were at party and this typical chad stumbled over to me and we had a 20 minute teeth war in front of everyone.
Found out a few days later he had been dared to do it. For some reason i was surprised and shocked, I shouldnt have been though being that at the time i was a tumblr landwhale hashtag activist. The guy who was into me didnt give me a second chance, never been kissed since.
Im sorry Brandon :(
>>27203315
Much like my first diaper change, she was 30 years older and I had no idea what was going on.
>>27203315
It hasn't happened. Fuck.
>10th grade
>have oneitis i've been speaking to for 3 years
>half-friendzoned with oneitis but hope isn't completely lost, atleast for hooking up
>also have chad friend who already has a stacy gf
>chad has been trying to help me get with oneitis for a long time
>oneitis and chad start semi-dating and flirting behind my back
>overhear them flirting and heard he fingered her in class
>in a fit of autistic rage, I let chad's gf know shes being cheated on
>stacy gets pissed at oneitis and chad friend, removes their invitation to her house party.
>invites me instead
>go to party
>Stacy keeps talking to me about how much she hates my chad friend/oneitis
>mutual hatred makes good conversation
>both get drunk
>stacy suddenly kisses me on the lips, soon we start making out
>all while she complained about chad bf
>following week at school, whole year knows about how anon made out with stacy
>turns out she did this purely for revenge on my chad friend
>stacy never spoke to me again
>mfw I was used to cuck chad like in my NTR doujins
>mfw this made oneitis jealous and she lost most her friends since they were in the same social circle
Weird and almost forced
>Be me 13
>Girl that likes me wants to hangout
>Say sure
>We meet up at the park
>She's with two of her friends
>My anxieties kick in a bit
>Was just expecting her
>We talk to each other and such
>They mainly just talk to eachother
>include me in every once in a while
>We start walking back to her friends house
>Her friend says the girl I like wants to make out with me
>We end up stopping at the entrance to the school
>Im standing by the wall talking to her
>Then she just pins me down to the wall
>And we start kissing
>Was a bit awkward cause her friends were watching and taking pictures
>But was alright I guess
Also one of her friends that was there was my ex so that made it more weird. I wish I was young and attractive again as soon as puberty hit I turned into one ugly motherfucker.
Extremely awkward because of how nervous I was to kiss my ugly whore girlfriend, then I done it and my friends tackled me and cheered... I was 12 or 13
>>27211350
oh shit you're a skankbomb!!!!
Was incredibly drunk on my 19th birthday (canada) i invited a ugly girl who i knew was into me, she literally jumped on my lap and raped me and for the duration of the party it was just making out and me feeling her up.
The problem is when i sobered up i regretted doing it because of how ugly she was, my dick did the thinking though and when she asked to drive to my place to hang out i said yes, then i ran to my dad and asked him how to have sex with a ugly chick, he laughed at me, told me to take two shots of vodka and smoke a joint. When she ended up coming i was so out it i just asked her "wanna make out", she touched my penis and i giggled and pushed her away, and then when she sucked my dick i realized how bad sex must actually be, because the blowjob felt like shit and my dick stinked because of her spit, after literally 10 minutes of her sucking my dick and me being on my phone for some of it, i pushed her off, said its getting late and she should leave and never called her back, and then blocked her number when she called me crying three times and kept sending naked pics.
>>27211815
dude ur dad is a fucken champ
>>27211845
yeah he was my best friend, taught me sex, how to little by little stop being a little bitch, and we would watch anime together.
>>27203315
with a literal whore, and as drunk as i can be.
was expecting be diagnosed with some std for couple of years
don't regret nothing
As a child a neighbor girl told me to sit on a chair, blindfolded me, then kissed me. Sounds like the beginning of a chad life story, but it wasn't.
>14, first week of high school, just moved to a new place too
>met a girl that lived around the corner cuz same bus stop
>I invited her into my almost empty house and showed her around
>going through stuff that the old owner left behind together
>find rope, tie it around her because 14 'lol so random'
>go back into my bedroom, she asks if I'm just going to leave this rope tied around her
>slowly lift the rope above her, stop and stair at her face for a second
>we start making out
That was fun, lasted a while too. To bad she went full tumblr when she went to collage
>Be making out with literal 10/10
>It gets so heavy we fall to floor and she's on top
>I can smell her strawberry scented pink hair
>I run my hands across the large tattoo on her back, feeling her warm skin
>She keeps grinding her slim, naked body against mine
>Brain is flooding with dopamine
Then I woke up. Dreams on nofap are really vivid
I want to have my first kiss
>>27203315
>my first and only kiss was with my mom
I swear it was an accident. It was real nice tho, I can see why people get addicted to it.
>go clubbing with mates (this was back when i was trying to be a normie)
>drunk a f from pre drinks
>cba to talk to people in a club, might aswell go dance
>go dance
>grind up against some 9/10 (probably 6/10 without beer goggles)
>she turns around
>think to myself oh fuck im about to get slapped
>she grabs my hips and sticks her tongue in my mouth
>>27203315
>you think you can escape from us, onii-sama?
