Ask
Images are sometimes not shown due to bandwidth/network limitations. Refreshing the page usually helps.
You are currently reading a thread in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001
You are currently reading a thread in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001
Ask a fairly social 18 year old female anything.
prove it
prove your claim
>>27206925
what goes through your mind when you see an attractive guy? what do you want him to do to you?
>>27206997
split me in half like a log, call me a bitch, cum on my face, and then kick me out the next morning
>>27206980
this will need to be addressed before further posting is resumed
>>27206980
>>27207032
YEAH! Post a DNA test w/ time stamp
>>27207020
yeah, you're not a woman
do you secretly hate other women?
>>27206980
ignore this faggot.
>>27206925
Why lie?
If truly a girl, why are you such a attention whore?
just post your amazon wishlist or something. or dont. just keep doing what you're doing if you want attention. but you could get free stuff too. i dont care at this point
Four people will post "nobody cares" but you know the thread will be maxed out.
Two people will post "Four people will post "nobody cares" but you know the thread will be maxed out" or some variation of that.
I'd say something about how all these threads are the same but that really doesn't do anything I guess. Have fun
>>27206925
>tfw qt muscled asian girl will never keep you as a shrunken pet.
What the fuck do they think senpai means?
This makes me angry.
>>27207073
>the only anon enforcing ye olde tits or gtfo rule is now a faggot to be ignored
THE CURRENT YEAR
is it even possible to be that big naturally
When you see an ugly guy, minding his own business and trudging through his life, do you ever give that man any thought? If you do, what?
Are you going to be my girlfriend if I ask you on a date and I treat you right?
>>27206980
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0M0FNrTYNtm
>>27206997
I don't want him to do anything, I don't understand why you people think women are horny 99.9% of the time. I generally don't think anything, other then 'oh, he's a pretty good looking chap' and then carry on. I don't linger on things like that.
>>27207020
Kinky
>>27207073
No? Unless they've done something to me to cause me to feel this way. I can't hate on people for no reason, it makes no sense.
>>27207228
>vocaroo "proof"
fuck off t b h
>>27207090
geez. Why so triggered babe?
>>27207228
Your OP picture makes me ask. Got abs?
>>27207228
>mfw lost 5 IQ points listening to your voice
why do all white girls sound like idiots
>>27207242
YEAH! We won't settle for anything less than a complete genome sequence with time stamp!
>>27207228
Are you watching tv? What are you watching?
>>27207291
or just literally anything that can't be easily faked
If a guy paid you $1000 to castrate him with your bare feet, would you accept it knowing you were not liable in any way?
>>27207287
it honestly sounds like a young boy
>I dunnowud im sposed duh say
>>27206925
What do you like about this site?
>>27206925
What do you look for in a man?
>>27208374
im also interested in this
>inb4 attention
>>27206925
Are you from Ontario?
>>27208446
i think it's been like an hour since she gave a response, i don't think she is coming back :(
>>27207158
I'm generally not to cautious of my surroundings, but when I do see an 'ugly' guy I don't think anything. He's just a stranger to me, so I generally wouldn't care what he's doing unless he's wearing or doing something worth watching? This same rule applies to everyone tbqh.
>>27207177
sorry m8ty. I'd have to get to know you first before we even touch ground on either of those things.
>>27207242
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Qe10sT21Ax
>>27207284
Nah, I wish. Actually started trying to lose weight as of recently though.
>>27207287
you're so cute for actually thinking I'm white c:
>>27207316
lol yeah actually, was watching MSNBC and now scrolling through channels
>>27207390
Tough question, but nah. I don't want to break a nail :/. Would play with his dick with my feet though
>>27207443
k thanks
>>27208440
I don't have a criteria. I think it's dumb to have a checklist for an ideal mate that you'll probably never get. If I like you I like you.
>>27208374
You guys interest me. /r9k/ has an outlook on life that is totally opposite mine and I think that's pretty intriguing and reason enough to stay and watch you guys interact.
>>27208622
Sorry hon, lost track while I was studying
>>27209014
>You guys interest me. /r9k/ has an outlook on life that is totally opposite mine and I think that's pretty intriguing and reason enough to stay and watch you guys interact.
What do you think of my dick?
>>27209014
Email me. We can get to know each other and then you can know for certain if you like me or you don't. I know I like you because my dick got hard when I heard your voice.
do you live in New York, OP?
>>27209014
What differentiates your outlook of life from r9k's? If r9k was a guy, is there any advice you would like to give him?
do you prefer cut or uncut, OP?
I'm pretty normie-ish but for years my meds have totally killed my sex drive. I've had so many opportunities to persist in some relationships but I never went for it because my will for sex has been shattered. So here I am, 18, never done any of the typical adolescent shit like hook up with a whore or have some 6/10 give me an akward, half-assed whiskey dicked blowjob. But I'm off my meds now and there's this girl who I see around who seems kind of cute, I get the feeling that she's kind of a loner, kinda quiet. I always see her in the hallway on my way to my car, she pretends to be texting on her phone. Never looks at me when directly, always looking forwar. Sometimes she's facing the opposite way and checks her peripheral vision when I walk by, but it could just be favorable thinking. What can this mean? How can I approach her without being rapy? Our social circles don't overlap, and I'm pretty sure mines a lot bigger than hers.
Why do women look at me and look back at eachother then laugh when I'm walking behind them? It makes me feel really insecure and idk how to handle it. I think they're making fun of me.
>>27209014
>r9k/ has an outlook on life that is totally opposite mine
and what might your outlook be?
tits or gtfoi'm original
assuming your straight, how butch would a girl have to be for you to be attracted to her? y-you know, because of the OP image.
>>27209014
How many cum loads have you swallowed you filthy sluts? Also would you date an ugly white 18 year old male?
I got a few:
1. Does dick size matter?
2. Could you ever see yourself being attracted to a fairly reclusive 27 year old man, or would the age/introversion be too much?
3. If a man paid you a thousand dollars to basically act like you love him for one night, sex included, would you do it?
4. If you answered yes to #3, what are some quick ways of getting a thousand dollars? (excluding the scenario I just posted)
>>27206925
Be my gfonly if you're an asian qt
On a serious note if a guy can't get his dick hard is that an immediate no on a relationship?
>>27209014
You sound like a nigger.
Original comment nigga.
>>27206925
Why is this board so shit now
fuck, this entire website
>>27209621
Stop being so fucking thirsty
what's wrong with you people, have you learned nothing. She doesn't want anything but attention from us, but being a thirsty little orbiter will just make it worse
>>27209753
Nah, fuck you faggot
>>27209621
Are you for real? Stop being so pathetic, you'll be happier.
>>27206925
Would you date a guy that's 5' 6"?
Okay normie chick here, and I have a question for robots:
Why do some robot-like individuals attach themselves to people who clearly don't wanna be pals, and also how do you let these people down easy?
>guy at work
>talk to him a few times for the sake of polite conversation, etc.
>he's nice, but nothing in common
>like, I could not give less of a fuck about hockey
>he still talks to me about hockey
>and it's not even like I said I liked it I was just all "that's neat".
I tried ignoring him, but then he started getting mad at me. He would sit next to me, start talking and I wouldn't respond, so then he'd get mad and start treating me with sarcasm. So I thought, maybe softly imply I don't care? But then he just keeps talking even though I'm giving one word responses? Like he follows me to the door and asks for hugs and shit.
I just wanna do my job desu.
>>27207228
Thanks for the sound bite, now i can use it as a tool for baiting people
>>27209789
You're all fucking retards and deserve to get baited
>>27207228
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0M0FNrTYNtm
>uhhh yeah
Female maybe. Social? Yeah, okay.
>>27207287
Doesn't sound white, bro.
>>27209621
>>27209812
Actually i just re-read your comment and it turns out i'm a mong.
>>27207228
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0M0FNrTYNtm
>not saying the time or at least the date
welp thanks for the free sound clip to use when i AM baiting
>>27209864
I know a guy like him, they can get violent sometimes. Just know that any time you indulge him you give him hope (and the more hope the more he'll feel you owe him attention), so keep ignoring him and see if it's worth talking to your superior about it.
>>27209864
"not now, i'm working"
>>27210181
Ye, sounds smart.
I just don't get it though. Like, he registered that I was giving him a fuck off signal (I put my headphones), but he kept trying to talk to me then got mad.
It's like, why do you want to talk to someone who doesn't like you? Or at least, why would you continue talking to someone who has given you a fuck off sign?
Because I've liked people before, been too forward, been rejected, and then respected their boundaries or was too embarrassed to try being acquaintances or friends.
Hang yourself OP or at the very least go back to soc. Fuck you fuck you fuck you.
>>27210217
Happens during breaks, after or before work. Usually if I can go back to work it stops, but there's usually a delay ("No, don't go!"). If I don't have an excuse to work it can get really awkward and difficult to come up with an excuse. He plays pity games with me a lot.
>"Oh, sorry, it's just I am terrible at making friends so I can never really tell..."
"Oh, that's okay, I'm used to be treated this way."
>>27209864
You should give him the time of day you selfish bitch.
>>27206925
How small is too small for you ? (Penis size)
>>27210308
Yeah, I've thought about that? Like I don't wanna be a bad person? At the same time though, I don't think that you should be friends with someone out of pity or worry that they're gonna get mad at you. Obviously you should be polite but it's clear he wants to be my friend or something.
Iunno, been going on about a year now.
>>27210237
Sometimes people turn self-centered to a childish degree. If you add bitterness and sexual frustration into the mix, you get a man like your co-worker. Don't be too paranoid, but be sure you don't end up on the news either.
>>27210319
OP please notice me for a minite
>>27209753
does this pass
>>27211262
OI SLUT, HOW MANY COCKS HAVE YOU SUCKED AND FUCKED?
WOULD YOU RIDE AN UGLY GUYS COCK AND STICK HIS COCK INSIDE YOUR ASS?
>>27211262
how much time does it take u to climax when u fap?
>>27211663
only climax when I am stuffed full of big black cock
Get the fuck off this board you attention seeking whore. I'd punch you in your fucking face if I ever saw you.
Also so many thirsty fucks on this board. What the fuck happened to R9K.
>>27207073
>>27207291
Damn it guys, get out of that orbit.
>>27211262
take of the bra and you got it right
>>27211262
what is the biggest thing you've stuck up your ass?
OP, how small is too small for you ? (Penis size)
>>27212186
Like, how small it is that make you go "uh shit, no..."
>>27206925
Why the fuck are you here when you know 99% of the questions asked of you is going to be asking you about sex and dicks?
Who do you support this election?
OP has left the thread
OP was a faggot
>>27212275
She probably got a text from chad requesting her to come over to sit on his cock and let him spurt his load deep inside her rectum
>>27209864
I don't think I do this, but I would imagine they attach themselves to people who don't want anything to do with them because no one wants anything to do with them, but they still want friends. As far as letting them down easy just find excuses not to talk until they get the message.
>>27212429
>>27211636
please don't ignore my questions you smelly cock loving whore,
in the likely case that you do ignore me i just want you to know that you're a primitive cockwhore
How can people be concerned about romance cues ? All i care about is my penis size. It really drains all of my energy.
Holy fucking shit you guys are retarded
You go on and on about how you hate women,and then this roastie makes a thread basically along the lines of "grill here notice me guys c:" are you faggots fucking serious?
Not to mention you stupid cucks didn't even ask for tits or GTFO. No wonder you betas have so much trouble with women, you can't make your fucking mind up about whether you hate them or want to Orbit them.
>>27212675
someone really needs to make me a mod so I can run this shit.
I'd delete these threads like crazy.
>>27206925
Would you date a black guy?
