Being an ugly girl is great
>all the pretty stacys will be freaking out and trying their best to preserve their looks when they enter their 30s
>will be devastated that no ones giving them as much attention and they're getting less benefits
>while I will be chilling and enjoying myself because I never got any benefits or attention for being attractive
>there is no wall for me to hit because I was never attractive to begin with
Feels very good
>>27182239
Post tits. I bet those are not ugly.
want to be my ugly gf and we can make fun of post-wall Stacies?
>not falling in love with an alpha while you are both in your prime, and growing old together, as your looks fade but your bond strengthens
>>27182258
Ok hunnie bunni
>>27182370
You got me to open an image thinking they were your boobs. Good job. Nice trolling.
>>27182258
This board is disgusting to be HONEST
>man child screams
>ME WANTY GF >:^( ME WANTY GF
>GIB BENIS LOVE ;((((((((((
>tfw manchild
cancerous threads/anons
>>27182272
hopefully those stacys find them a nice man to leach off of before the wall hits
>>27182430
Are you okay? Do you want my help?
>>27182239
You're going to go apeshit when your body starts screaming about babies and it's going to be delicious, I really hope you kill yourself over it lmao
I never thought about it that way, femanon.
I've always hated myself for my looks and tried to 'work' on them by getting in shape, eating healthy, buying expensive makeup, experimenting with different hairstyles, etc. Just lately I've been giving up because no matter how I get my body, my face is not going to improve without plastic surgery. And I can't do anything about my awkward body proportions that make all clothing fit strangely.
But you're right. I can just chill and be happy. Why worry about what I can't control?
>she thinks there isn't a wall for her
You'll go from a fat sack of shit to a fatter sack of shit with leather skin
>>27182536
im in my mid 20s now and i have no desire to have children
>>27182555
yep just know that the aging process wont be as hard for us. we were never desired by men anyway. I had to work for everything I ever had and im use to it.
>>27182430
The reason I wanted a girlfriend so badly is that I have sexual needs as a human being and my penis was mutilated when I was a baby to such extent that taking care of those needs myself is painful and unpleasant.
I wanted a slick warm wet vagina to compensate for the fact that half my penis skin was jacked from me, making masturbation a fucking complicated nightmare of trying to figure out what works. Meanwhile probably 4/5 other guys are either uncut or they weren't cut as tight as I was so they don't get it and of course most girls don't get it either.
If I could masturbate normally I wouldn't be so gung-ho about vaginal penetration.
>>27182594
Its called the Dirty Thirties for a reason
>>27182555
>But you're right. I can just chill and be happy. Why worry about what I can't control?
Exactly.
Also a lot of guys are really into ugly-cute girls. If that helps.
>>27182689
I dont want to be a single mom. I could get knocked up at anytime I want.
>>27182506
I'm fine. I just find people like that pathetic, begging for girlfriend, tits, sex... It's like they have no other purpose in life.
>>27182626
>I have sexual needs as a human being
that's great. Begging isn't really the way to go for it though.
>If I could masturbate normally
huh? I'm pretty sure cut guys can masturbate perfectly fine.
>>27182727
I can assure you I get more tail than you in real life. So what is the purpose of your superior life, mr superior?
>>27182239
THIS IS EXACTLY HOW I FEEL
>tfw comfy ugly feels include playing neopets and walking my pupper ALONE instead of having to maintain twenty dozen orbiters
>always expect to be hurt so i never get actually really hurt
>learn to do stuff for myself and don't have to rely on silly boys
IT'S THE BEST
>>27182762
>always expect to be hurt so i never get actually really hurt
This is me babe. I get over rejection etc so quick and easy because its what ive had all my life
>>27182594
Would you ever enter a relationship with a fellow uggo, if not only have someone to relate and grow old with?
>tfw nobody to go out in public with or travel
>>27182795
>Would you ever enter a relationship with a fellow uggo, if not only have someone to relate and grow old with?
been there done that. Ive been in relationships with uggos and surprise surprise they were just as shit. healthy relationships are for stacy only until shes 32.
>>27182727
>huh? I'm pretty sure cut guys can masturbate perfectly fine.
You're not entirely correct.
The reason circumcision became popular in the US was to make it harder to masturbate. Obviously it doesn't make it impossible, but it does make it difficult if you don't have mobile shaft skin.
If you're intact, the foreskin slides back and forth, sort of like a built-in fleshlight. This gif will help you understand what i mean.
If you're tightly cut like me, you can't masturbate without either artificial lubricants or artificial gliding mechanisms. And most of them feel like shit.
>>27182844
That actually looks disgusting. I know it's genital mutilation and etc butI'm so glad my bf is cut
>that feel when youre forced to be self sufficient because marriage will never be an option
>>27182865
It's a dick, not a diorama. The natural gliding action is a mechanical wonder.
>>27182756
>I can assure you I get more tail than you in real life.
I don't really dictate my life's worth by how many people I do it with. I believe that is something the majority of teens-young adults care about.
One of the things I measure my worth is by certain accomplishments like getting promoted in work, or receiving a certain honor/certificate for doing so and so...
Although I do not feel like I am a "bigger" person than you. Even though I said it was pathetic, it's more so something I dislike to see people engulf themselves in. In no way I meant to say I was superior. I believe that is a disgusting way to think. I retract my earlier statement. Also, the majority of people on this board are depressed? because of it
>>27182918
>tfw from an early age parents forced you to study hard and do well because they knew you were never going to find a husband
>>27182922
It still looks disgusting. Male equivalent of a roastie to be honest. Women that claim to like this are pandering at best.
>>27182826
Pretty sure stacies enter unhealthy relationships all the time
>>27182933
good, you will always have your own unlike stacy who will have to run behind a husband that cheats on her with asian escorts
>>27182927
I can also assure I make more money than you.
>>27182994
>tfw no kids
>tfw die alone on my deathbed
>tfw crazy weird aunt at family gatherings
>tfw parents disappointed
>>27182962
>It still looks disgusting.
In your opinion. Surprise--I don't give a shit about your opinion on my dick.
In Ancient Greek culture the type of penis you just posted was considered literally god-tier and they found mutilated dicks disgusting.
These are matters of opinion.
>Male equivalent of a roastie to be honest.
I have literally zero problems with roasties.
>>27183027
It's still not aesthetically pleasing to me. Not sure why you're trying to debate MY opinion. They don't make dildos to mimic uncut dicks because they're unattractive.
>>27182962
Are you gay or something? That's how penises naturally look you retard.
>>27182239
I knew I was ugly from a young age, and no matter how much I tried I can never be as pretty or average looking as the staceys. When I hit the late teens I've gotten better with makeup and can make myself look average, but it's a lot of upkeep and work.
It's still fun to see Staceys falling over themselves calling me cute, beautiful, gorgeous etc etc because of the ~love yourself~ attitude Tumblr is spreading, even if I'm realistically a 4/10 on a good day.
>>27182997
Money isn't an issue. I'm more than happy with how much I make and it wouldn't make a difference in the overall joy in my life.
>>27182997
Do you make 15-50k for 30 hours of work?
>>27182826
Not only this, they would pick a stacy in a heartbeat, and knowing you are their starter, practice, or fallback girlfriend is awful.
>>27183062
This rings true. I can "pass" as average if I try really hard with makeup/hair and the stars align and my skin is clear/I'm not bloated but... fug. It's so rare that it happens like once a month at best and I've stopped hoping.
>>27183072
I can assure you I enjoy my job more than you do.
>>27183079
200k/yr
I don't work by hours just in projects and deadlines.
>>27183054
>They don't make dildos to mimic uncut dicks because they're unattractive.
Basically all dildos mimic dicks in the erect position.
The vast majority of men have dicks where the foreskin pulls back when it's erect, to the point where in some men it can be hard to tell if they were cut or not when they're hard.
You know dick about dicks.
>>27183082
I care way more about personality than looks
>>27183054
>They don't make dildos to mimic uncut dicks because they're unattractive.
I hope you realise that dildos are meant to mimic erect dicks, which are the same either way, right?
Or maybe you think fleshlights are supposed to be used dry?
>>27183143
Why am I not allowed to dislike uncut penises in all their slimey anteater glory? >>27182844 I legit vomited viewing that gif
>>27183176
See >>27183184
Are you uncutoasties that butthurt? Really?
>>27183184
>Why am I not allowed to dislike uncut penises in all their slimey anteater glory?
You're allowed to dislike whatever. People don't really choose their likes and dislikes. It's based on their genetics and conditioning.
>I legit vomited viewing that gif
Then you apparently have a phobia of the normal, whole male form and are only attracted to mutilated dicks. I wonder what caused that. Maybe the normalization of male genital mutilation in your culture.
>27183198
>uncutoasties
I'm cut.
>>27183198
>Butthurt
why would I be? In my country cut dicks are the exception.
I'm just pointing out your retardation because I can.
>>27182239
getting old isn't going to equalize you with stacy it will just make you that much uglier while stacy will still look somewhat passable. stay toastie roastie
>>27183279
Us ugly girls will cut our hair, start wearing plain clothes and no makeup and fully merge with the elderly male population.
>>27183274
>>27183274
I'm retarded because I have a preference for dicks that don't look like disgusting slimey slugmonster earthworm jims?
>tfw no uglycute gf
>>27183346
>wanting a "cute" gf that you can call ugly
REEEEE GO AWAY HYPERGAMOUS MALE
>>27183336
>slimey
Your pussy is slimy isn't it?
or are you into this?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dry_sex
>>27183363
Lubed up cut dicks are nice. Gross anteater dicks with god knows what inside them and a bunch of smegma is disgusting
>>27183362
That's not what uglycute is and I would most likely not call my girlfriend ugly.
>>27182594
>aging process won't be as hard for us
Yeah, it's been hard for me to accept. I'm going to be 25 this year. I was sort of qt as a teenager, but fizzled out as I entered my 20s. Bad genes, I guess.
I do well enough in the workplace because I do culinary work. A pretty face won't get you anywhere as a cook. We're all socially maladjusted average-to-uglies.
>>27182704
I'm in a relationship with an unstable alcoholic. He wasn't like that when we met, but a bunch of shit went down with his family this past year and he started hitting the booze. I'm basically taking care of him, he's so helpless. But once I get him back on his feet, it's over. After that, I don't honestly care if I am alone for the rest of my life. This shit has spoiled the idea of relationships for me.
>>27183336
No, you're ignorant because you're using dildo shape to argue about the way flaccid dicks look.
I don't give a shit whether you like cut dicks, genital bisections, or something else entirely.
>>27183389
Do you like philosophy and science and stuff?
Are you nice?
>tfw you're fembot's orbiter
>>27183380
Didn't even answer the question but okay.
Guess I'm done with this digression. Nobody actually cares f you like cut cock and whether any cock is "disgusting" or not is a matter of opinion, not objective fact.
>>27183437
>not orbiting 3 fembots at the same time
>>27183430
I'm not using a dildo shape about anything you literal retard. I'm just saying I can see why they mimic erect cut dicks rather than uncut dicks. Uncut dicks are weird and wtf at this slimy layer of skin over them, are you saying this isn't erect? I'm not retarded I know enough that it's erect >>27182844. It doesn't look like it's cut at all. It's very clearly got a gross overcoat to cover up all that slime and smegma that's breeding under there.
It's not aesthetic, it looks like a roastie m8
>>27183380
You do realise your pussy lips produce the same smegma, right?
Or perhaps you'd like to undergo a clitorectomy with removal of labia minora?
>>27183469
My labia minora are LITERALLY almost nonexistent so I hardly ever produce smegma, nice try though. Sorry that not all of you were born genital masterrace.
It always makes me lol when Americoons start trying to play the "n-no YOU'RE gross" shit about their beaten, senseless, mutilated ugly cocks by saying how American girls won't like normal penises
Oh no, some fat tub of lard is sniffing her nose at me, whatever will I do! I know, I'll go jerk off without lube and feel mind-blowing pleasures for days hahahah
>>27183435
I love philosophy, anthropology, history, and science. Fell in love with philosophy when I was working toward my psychology degree. But I told myself that philosophy would be an unrealistic pursuit, not realizing at the time that psychology was equally fruitless.
I'm actually a little too nice. It's how I end up letting people walk all over me. Up until I experienced the full extent of my SO's alcoholism, I didn't think I could get all that angry.
>>27183522
All I did was state a personal preference, I'm sorry that you're so insecure that you have to go into a hissy fit over my personal preference. Jeez I didn't even expect to bait with that small, inconsequential comment
>>27183484
>My labia minora are LITERALLY almost nonexistent so I hardly ever produce smegma, nice try though.
Who are you to judge how much smegma you produce? You've never seen a uncut dick personally before, and yet you can somehow compare?
That's just arrogant.
But then again, if they're so tiny, then surely you don't mind trimming them just a touch? It would be even more aesthetic that way, I'm sure.
>>27183466
>I'm just saying I can see why they mimic erect cut dicks rather than uncut dicks
Most of them don't look particularly cut or uncut.
Tons of dildos don't even look like real dicks.
Of the ones that do, a fair number of them clearly show a retracted foreskin.
>>27183575
There is nothing to trim. Doctors won't perform when there is very little tissue there.
And I know because I've never produced smegma in my life. I take very good care of my vagina.
Stop moving the goalposts, smegoastie.
>>27183531
You sound like a cunt, let that poor man go.
>>27183602
> I take very good care of my vagina
So obviously men can't take equally good care of their penises. What a sound conclusion!
>>27183652
Men are incapable of doing anything right.
All I did was state my preference, look at how buttmad you all are. Sorry that some people don't want to look at a little earthworm while they suck it.
>>27183619
I really should. I'm just afraid he'll kill himself. He's been hospitalized once already from having a withdrawal-induced seizure.
>>27182239
>Being an ugly girl is great
well just being a girl is
>>27183683
Why so stuck up, sugar tits? I'm uncut and had my dick sucked plenty of times, came on their faces and everything. Quit lying to these guys.
>>27183683
How the fuck can you look at something and suck it at the same time?
Do your eyes grow out of your throat?
>>27183703
Quit being afraid then, you don't love him anyway.
>>27183741
I don't care about women that have sucked your dick, all I said that I'm glad my bf's dick doesn't look like that one
>>27183751
Spoken like someone that's never sucked a dick, or at least never sucked a big dick.
>people getting trolled by this dude pretending to be a girl
>the dude is guaranteed to be a butthurt cutfag making fun of people with normal penises to feel better about being mutilated
>>27183683
>Men are incapable of doing anything right.
And that was the end of a semi-literate line of thought from the woman.
What an astounding display of intellectual prowess. Bravo.
>>27183531
Wanna share a throwaway contact? Up to you.
I'm not boyfriend material because I'm crippled and not really emotionally or physically up to it. I'm a shut-in NEET.
But I'm nice (to some people), moderately attractive and I like intellectual conversations.
I'd like to be your friend but I dunno if you're interested in an online friendship...
I am pretty lonely though.
>>27183791
At least I'm not a smegoastie getting toastie that someone doesn't like his cheesy dick.
>>27183531
>majored in psychology
>she didn't go to graduate schoolNot surprising seeing more stupid cunts in my major.
>>27183771
I don't care about what makes you glad either, but quit trying to push your shitty trolling on these guys.
>>27183811
> getting toastie that someone doesn't like his cheesy dick.
>Implying anyone would get close enough to me to take a look at my dick.
Joke's on you.
>>27183775
I'm 98% sure this is the case.
>>27183856
If you don't care then why reply to my original post you fucking tard?
>>27183796
Sure, that would be okay. As long as it's genuinely platonic.
I'd feel wrong seeking anything beyond that while I'm still in a relationship. Even once I grow the courage to end it, I'll have baggage for months.[email protected]
>>27183889
Because everyone here wants to have sex with you, you clueless idiot. How could you not realise that? Are you braindead? You must be stunted in some way. You do realise a bunch of guys were discussing their dicks with you just now, right?
>>27183889
>>27183877
Now I'm down to 97%. I replied because you're talking bullshit about things that don't exist, not because I care how you might feel about one dick or the other.
>>27183935
Why can't men just turn off their dicks and use their brains for five seconds desu?
>>27183944
Nah, it was in line with the conversation
>>27183935
I'm discussing dicks with "her" and I don't want to fuck her. Don't know about the others, though
>>27182962
>>27183184
>>27183380
>>27183484
>>27183602
>>27183683
>>27183791
>>27183811
This is obvious bait. You guys are cute for taking it.
>>27183990
>>27183982
>women are incapable of having preferences outside of me
>any woman claiming to be disgusted by parts of my body is either a man or baiting
Suck it up, anteater dick
>>27183969
>Why can't men just turn off their dicks and use their brains for five seconds desu?
>Implying brains don't control dicks
You're even more clueless than I surmised.
You must actually be a troll and >>27183990 is right.
I'll stop feeding now.
>>27184023
It's a saying, you know. Thinking rationally and practically rather than thinking about what you'd like to stick your dick in. If anyone is clueless its you.
>>27184018
You're being disgusted by a part of the human body in its natural state; you have brain damage.
>>27184060
So if you're disgusted by an ugly mole (a part of the body, in its natural state sometimes), you have brain damage? If you're disgusted by shitty balding hairlines, you have brain damage? If you're disgusted by ugly women, you have brain damage?
Kek.
>>27184088
a mole is not the natural state of the human body. I know it can look like it is when you have brain damage but it really isn't.
growing up ugly is probably the best thing that has ever happened to me
now I am naturally much more attractive so I get to shoot down any guy who talks to me, it's pretty great
secretly I'm bitter about the fact that I'll never get to enjoy my good looks since I'm so jaded now
>>27182844
baby mutilation is tribalistic bullshit
>>27183102
Why does your name say trolling? You're trolling?
>>27184173
Oh shut up you butthurt smugoastie. You aren't convincing me that your dick isn't disgusting
>>27184270
That's my email. I am not trolling.
Ugly girls are some of the coolest people I've ever met. They're forced to be cool, like guys, because they need validation that doesn't come from simply having a decent face and vagina.
I won't ever have sex with an ugly girl (which explains why I'm still a virgin), but I still love ugly girls more than stacies. There's only been one exception, and that stacy was batshit insane (which is why were best friends).
Let's separate the circumcision discussion from the ugly girl thread.
Over here guys.
>>27184375
>>27182239
ugly bitches get uglier lol
>>27182826
Its like stacy is just another word for not neet fembot
>>27183381
(was my post btw)
>uglycute
Perfect example of what I mean would be the hookers from Fargo.
Grade A uglycute. They sort of remind me of weird little puppies. The left would be a pug-bulldog mix and the right would be like a boxer-poodle-retriever.
If I liked her personality, I'd take an uglycute gf if I were actually in the dating pool right now. No question. And not as a practice gf...if I were the marrying type I'd happily marry one.
A 10/10 with a worse personality wouldn't stand a chance against an uglycute 4-5/10 with a good personality.
I'm not lying.I'd never call her ugly or uglycute even if I were gleefully thinking it and marveling at my amazing luck, tho. Gotta pamper her self-esteem a bit so she'll be extra cuddly. unf.
>>27184612
Those are average looking girls styled incorrectly. Nice try. Why do men have such insane standards?
>>27184681
>Men
>Standards
>>27183082
not even true. I fell hard for a chubby dopey mexican virgin. she was sublime. her stacy coworker kept hitting on me though so she thought she had no chance. she actually cried when I asked her out it really shifted my perception of women.
we were together for three years but we fell out of love with each other and happily moved on.
I get the message you are conveying but please realize that there are a lot of men who appreciate and love women for the little things they
