Who /escorts/ here?
Those girls keep me sane.
>escorts
Aint got money for that shit.
I can afford it and I really want to start but I'm really self conscious about being a repulsive fatass. Also, I don't totally understand the laws here, they are very ambiguous (England).
>>27125885
>3DPD keeping you sane
You should feel ashamed.
>>27125885
I want to because I'm almost a 21 while still HHKV and I live in a city that's big enough and seedy enough to have those sorts of things
But I also don't want to because for the most part I can't find anyone attractive enough to do it on sites like backpage, ter, or cityvibe and I haven't had the strength to go out looking for a street corner type prostitute
It also doesn't help that I'm black
Should I keep looking or should I give up on sex entirely
I'm almost there on the latter bit
>>27125910
2D won't suck my dick, let me fuck her, cuddle or talk to me.
>>27125905
You pay the girl for her time and nobody can do shit to you. Honestly, this isn't the US, nobody will chase you down for going to a "Sauna" or seeing an independent girl.
If you decide to go through with it make sure to read the UK punting forum for tips and escort reviews and use Adultwork to find escorts and make bookings.
Avoid Romanians.
>>27125966
Thanks bro, this is a huge help to me!
I did, robots. I did it, and I absolutely hated every fucking second of it.
I think it seriously broke something inside of me I didn't realize was left unbroken til now.
Just the... disgusting sensation of his coarse hands running down my thigh and his fingers around my neck made me freak out...
I still paid him, but I didn't have sex. How do people even do this shit???
>>27125989
Uhhh, we don't hire men?
>>27125989
>I did, robots. I did it,
did what?
pay a male escort?
you probably could have gotten a much better experience for free
I booked an escort when I was feeling very depressed, and she was really nice. I booked the same girl a few more times later on and we ended up becoming friends. We both feel like we're constantly being fucked over by someone. Though we have a legitimate friendship to the point where she comes over without even being paid or anything, but I can't get anywhere with her because I told her on the first evening that I was gay. I thought it would make her feel more comfortable but it just means I've wanted to fuck her for months but don't have the balls to admit that I lied.
The worst part is she made me kiss a guy at a concert because she found it cute.
Don't get an escort, they're all faghags.
>>27125989
>hiring men
Are you retarded?
>>27126025
>being beta to the point of pretending to be gay with a fucking escort
There's no saving you.
>>27125885
>Migi shita ue migi migi shita migi migi ue ue shita shita hidari migi hidari migi
Migi shita ue migi migi shita migi migi ue ue shita shita hidari migi hidari migi
Migi shita ue migi migi shita migi migi ue ue shita shita
>chotto, ue ni tamete kudasai
>>27126031
>>27126022
>>27126018
I'm not lesbian, and fuck talking to real boys. I don't need another asshole pump&dump
>>27126025
there is no way that this is not bait
>>27126025
This is literally the stupidest shit i've read in a long time. Thank you robot.
>>27125885
>how to find?
>how much do they usually cost?
>>27126059
>don't need another asshole pump&dump
Try not chasing Chads next time.
>>27126091
Depends on your country.
I gave tips regarding the UK in >>27125966
Most places in Europe have similar websites and forums for booking escorts and reading their reviews.
If you're in the US then sorry, but I have no idea how it works there.
>>27126059
>I don't need another asshole pump&dump
>but I thought paying for an escort was a good idea
you do realize that this is a gigantic site filled with virgins who literally cry over not getting a chance to talk to a female, right?
like, you'd have to be an idiot to think that you have a better chance paying someone to be with you than just going to /soc/'s virgin threads, or the cuddling threads, or making your own thread about what you were specifically looking for
Or literally any social media site
Hell, if you're in missouri, I will come over there and hold you while watching your favorite movie after eating your favorite fast food of choice
Or literally whatever you're into
my goodness
just stop pretending that your problems aren't easily solved
>>27126025
That's pretty hilarious. Keep up the good work!
>>27126097
>>27126059
>it's gotten to the point where Stacy's will LITERALLY hire Chad's to fuck them over having a healthy relaitonship
I know the whole Japanese boyfriends-for-hire shit is real, but it still blows my mind how awful women are
>>27125966
>Avoid Romanians
Can you explain this? I had a quick look and almost all of them in my area are Romanian...
>>27126091
>>27126116
In the US, you'd typically just go to sites like craigslist, backpage, or any other "adult personals" website
The Erotic Review is a nice site because it's a giant list of every recorded prostitute to visit your town and any information anyone could provide, including a review of the goods/services
There's also sites that tell you how to safely do it like usasexguide.info, rubmaps.com, and various others
I was addicted to escorts a few months back and blew my entire salary on it.
Then I realized how fucking shit sex feels and how I can simply fap, get a better stimulation, and actually cum by just using my hand and some good porn. It's mostly free, too.
>>27126097
>>27126124
>>27126132
No offense, robot, but I have no desire to initiate a relationship with ANOTHER fuckup. Does that make sense to you at all?? Seriously, I am not stupid enough to think two broken make a whole irl. I need someone fucking sane, someone with their shit in order. That excludes you
>>27126142
He probably thinks about gypsies
>>27126025
>>27125989
...wait..what am I reading!?
I prefer to die a virgin honestly. Better than paying to lose my virginity and remaining lonely.
>>27126163
Some of us have our shit in order, aren't broken and just want a qt to cuddle and be with. Either you're too picky or too broken to be with long term.
>>27126059
>I don't want a pump&dump
>pays for a pump&dump
wew, women "logic"
>>27126163
Totally understandable. There was a time when I thought I'd be happy with any non-fat girl, but I realized it just doesn't work like that.
>>27126225
I couldn't care less about sex. I can't miss it. But lonelyness will kill me one day.
>>27126163
>picture is girl oriented
this is bait
>>27126142
Usually shitty service, don't speak a word of English, the girl who opens the door is usually not the girl you see on the pictures etc.
Just read UK punting.
>>27126163
Maybe your problem is that you assume that other people cannot be good to you so you shoot down any significant chance at an actual relationship
And I'm not talking about me, I just mentioned that because you said that you didn't like how rough someone was
Go to /soc/
Make a thread, several if you have to, find someone who is everything or at least some if not most things you want, and go away
You have to be an idiot, there's no way that you couldn't take 5 minutes out of your day just to see if you're correct and just to see if you can actually prove me wrong
Like, it takes little to no effort to at least try doing something like that on the internet
You don't have to really even get up, just move your mouse and hit your keyboard and then done
> I am not stupid enough to think two broken make a whole
You're a full blown normie then
the appeal of finding someone here is that you understand each other, not that you will fix each other
the only people who get into relationships so that they can feel whole are people who have already been in relationships before
finding a relationship here, IMO, wouldn't be so that I can finally feel good about myself
It's about having a reason to try, a sort of starting point where I can say "at least this person cares about me, why can't I care about me"
but no, you're just a fucking raging normie who can't just fucking leave this site even though literally everything about this place screams at her, sometimes literally, to just fucking go
>>27126163
>ANOTHER fuckup
That's just your bias. I'm by no means a fuck up, I make tons of money, own a house etc. women just don't like me because I'm slightly socially awkward. Your value system is fucked up, just like every other roastie.
>>27125966
>2D won't suck my dick, let me fuck her, cuddle or talk to me.
Neither will real girls.
For me, at least.
>>27126372
they will if you pay them
>>27126372
That's exactly what escorts for.
>>27126047
In my defense, I thought it would make her more comfortable, and it did.
The only escorts in my area are black. There's one fat Asian but she's gross.
>>27126404
where do you live? homey senpai
>>7126312
> I make tons of money, own a house etc. women just don't like me because I'm slightly socially awkward.
Are you sure that's all?
> Your value system is fucked up, just like every other roastie.
>calling someone "roastie"
Maybe you're unpleasant to be around?
I'm hoping there's something more to it as a more than slightly socially awkward NEET, because if not...? That's really shitty and makes me not want to try to acquire currency without disregarding females.
Who knows about the scene in Montreal? I'm probably going up there soon, and I'm tempted to hire one.
>>27126025
Jesus christ you nitro autist
>>27126312
>>27126230
Then you're not true robots. NORMIES LEAVE!!
>>27126260
Exactly, thank you.
>>27126272
>picture is dog oriented
this is troll
>>27126291
4chan is a terribly awful place to end up, let alone spend enough of your time on to make date threads on fucking /soc/. I don't want someone like that. I don't want anyone even remotely like myself. You see robots all the time talk about how they want stacy, while also hating on them for not being with them. Why is that so different for me? Oh, so I want a chad who has his shit in order, and that's foul, but you who want a stacy with her shit in order is wrong. g fucking g.
>You're a full blown normie then
No, I'm just not stupid. Being a robot does not constitute being a moron.
>>27126427
>Are you sure that's all?
>Maybe you're unpleasant to be around?
Maybe women just don't value him because they aren't at the stage in life where they realize that they aren't as young as they used to be, they want children, and/or cannot support their previous lifestyle due to various reasons
Maybe the kind of women he wants aren't his peers on any level other than social
If you feel shitty about something, feel free to not do it
>>27126427
>> Your value system is fucked up, just like every other roastie.
>>calling someone "roastie"
>Maybe you're unpleasant to be around?
It's as if you're all programmed the same way. Why are women such soulless machines? They always react with the same flawed reasoning.
>>27126514
>No, I'm just not stupid. Being a robot does not constitute being a moron.
Being a woman does mean you're stupid though. You literally got to a point in your life where you could have a free loving devoted relationship from hundreds of men around you, and you PAID to have a one-night-stand with Chad.
Let that sink in your stupid bitch, holy fuck. You'd rather PAY HOT MEN TO FUCK YOU THAN HAVE A RELATIONSHIP WITH SOMEONE YOU LOVE
>>27126514
>4chan is a terribly awful place to end up, let alone spend enough of your time on to make date threads on fucking /soc/
But you're complaining about your current lifestyle and your other endeavors off 4chan
So obviously it's not the worst place to end up
Like, you'd have to be fully retarded to not understand that even though you're a normie, there are no others on 4chan who have valuable lives worth living
Again, you're just the type of person who makes excuses up for other people instead of accepting truths
You just hate yourself too much to try anything real
>You see robots all the time talk about how they want stacy
This is bait
>Oh, so I want a chad who has his shit in order, and that's foul, but you who want a stacy with her shit in order is wrong
more bait
>No, I'm just not stupid. Being a robot does not constitute being a moron.
>implying you're a robot at all
hint: robots are people who haven't had sex, a relationship, or literally any chance of getting those thing
>inb4 you focus on the last thing you said and say something like "but I don't have a chance at having a GOOD relationship"
fuck off normie, it isn't about you not fucking the right people or not dating the people who make you feel in the right way
>>27126517
> If you feel shitty about something, feel free to not do it
I meant it's shitty if there's nothing more to it. I'm a more-than-slightly socially awkward NEET.
>>27126534
> It's as if you're all programmed the same way. Why are women such soulless machines? They always react with the same flawed reasoning.
I'm a guy. Sorry for being brutally blunt in my line of questioning.
Am I a cuck for wanting to actually take an escort out to a restaurant before nailing them? I never get to eat out because doing it alone makes me feel retarded. It could be an excuse to go to a nice restaurant for the first time in my life.
>>27126514
Are you the same chick who was complaining about all the guys from tinder not being able to get her off and how guys just aren't trying hard enough to please you?
Because in my mind you're slowing become an entitled fat hair-dyed white tumblr-esque liberista who blames everyone else for the problems that she created for herself
>>27126605
It's not shitty unless you let it be shitty
there are people out there who will make it not shitty, but you have to put effort into making it equally not shitty
you can be happy, but you have to personally be okay with it potentially becoming shitty
>>27126593
>But you're complaining about your current lifestyle and your other endeavors off 4chan
>So obviously it's not the worst place to end up
This only reinforces my belief that I'm fucked up enough to even end up here. Me being here does NOT mean 4chan is anything but a shithole.
>You just hate yourself too much to try anything real
Congratulations on finally realizing that, and why a great number of others are here too, mr perfect.
>hint: robots are people who haven't had sex, a relationship, or literally any chance of getting those thing
I'm still a virgin, have had no relationship, or (so far) any chance for either, hence why I foolishly believe escorts would be different.
>fuck off normie, it isn't about you not fucking the right people or not dating the people who make you feel in the right way
It is for me, so fuck you. I have no interest in just fucking for fucking sake, there's nothing in it for me. This is my life, not yours
>>27126514
Bullshit. There are a lot of guys here who have their shit together. You're just a whining depressive who doesn't know how her body works (seriously, a girl trying to just get a guy to feel her up like that? Of course you wanted to vomit...)
And I can assure you that that man-whore was probably a drug addict an a worse fuckup than most of the guys here. You're a girl, you know you can use makeup and shit to hide heroin scars. It's just a job to those guys to look presentable and talk sweet to you.
If you want to fuck someone you need to get close to them first and, as a girl, you kinda need to be "impressed" first (you've understood this part but you're still not in the reins of it). Also you need someone who can emote and doesn't have Elliot-tier lizard eyes.
However, there *are* such guys here. You might just need to swallow some social anxiety awkwardness first. Meet at a cafe in public or something, that's how most tinder sluts do it.
>>27126629
No, I am not. I do not like dating apps. Sorry sweetheart
>>27125885
Not since last year, I just haven't had the money with moving into my own place and buying stuff.
If I get this promotion that came up recently I'll be booking a trip to Amsterdam for late this year.
>>27126661
>Bullshit. There are a lot of guys here who have their shit together.
Opinion discarded. Normies pls leave
>>27126626
some escorts offer company service for a little extra
you can take them to restaurants, parties, beach, etc etc
>>27125905
Basically the actual act of paying for sex is legal, it's just everything else that isn't (soliciting, brothels, pimping, etc.)
The girls don't really give a shit about you as long as you're not a violent weirdo, since money is money to them.
>>27126680
With "their shit together" I mean "fatter bank accounts than your dad", girl.
>>27126626
some tailor to that specifically. It's called the GFE (Girlfriend experience) with implied sex after.
>>27126643
You're not getting what I'm talking about, robot. Just stop posting.
>>27126626
Traditionally an escort was someone who "showed you around" i.e. you took them places, they made you interested in shit, they were good at parties, etc.
As a man though, there's some compulsion to care for a woman if you want to be with her long term. Too bad women don't like that.
>>27126163
Fuck off how bout that.
Here your you faggot.
>>27125929
Being black will limit your options pretty much to other black girls, so if you're looking for another ethnicity...good luck.
>>27126741
> she tried to pay for prince charming
>>27126648
>This only reinforces my belief that I'm fucked up enough to even end up here
It only reinforces your belief because you still view 4chan as the bottom even though you were previously at the bottom outside of 4chan
That doesn't make any sense
if 4chan is the worst and your life is the worst, then why don't you already have the experience of it
you keep complaining about it and yet you haven't really accepted that it's probably a lot better than anything else you've experience
after all, you're still here
>Congratulations on finally realizing that, and why a great number of others are here too, mr perfect.
I actually said that in an earlier post, you're just too busy crying about how even though there are tons of guys out there who will literally beg to let them date you, you think they are shit tier guys because they will literally beg
Most guys who complain about not having normal lives aren't complaining because they've never attempted to have a normal life, it's because they literally can't
You on the other hand have so many opportunities, but you're too bitter to realize that
If I were you, hell even if I had a picture of you, I could go on to literally any social media dating site and have a date lined up with a stand up guy within a week, 3 at most
What the fuck is your problem
>I'm still a virgin, have had no relationship, or (so far) any chance for either, hence why I foolishly believe escorts would be different.
>I don't need another asshole pump&dump
>another
So either you're lying or you haven't actually tried to get into a relationship with someone
>It is for me, so fuck you.
I was talking about the literal definition of being a robot on r9k, so fuck you
you aren't a robot
you can't possible be a robot ever
>>27126745
I honestly don't even know if I want to have sex with an escort. I wonder if I could get a discounted rate just to take one out to dinner just for some small degree of human contact.
I can't decide if that's more or less pathetic than actually fucking them.
>>27126724
By "Their shit together" I meant someone who;
>Doesn't visit 4chan
>Takes care of their appearance and body
>Has a work they at the very least like in some sense
>Their own home, aka not in mom & dad's basement
>At least one friend IN REAL LIFE
>Past relationship (This is not as important)
>Has passions and hobbies and does not want to compromise on them for anything.
>Has political opinions and not afraid of expressing them, without being an asshat about it
>Has a healthy relationship with his parents and siblings
SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR SHIT IN ORDER GOD DAMNIT!
>>27126780
>I wonder if I could get a discounted rate just to take one out to dinner just for some small degree of human contact.
No
it's actually cheaper to just fuck them rather than asking them to not have sex with you and just take time out of their day
If you're willing to pay a girl to take them out, then make an okcupid profile and say you're willing to pay a girl to date you
Tons of decent, non-escort girls will consider you
>I can't decide if that's more or less pathetic than actually fucking them
it's more
>>27126792
>wants someone with their shit in order
>pays to fuck hot guys
Oh sweetie, you're terrible
>>27126813
Except if I did okcupid they'd probably reject me. And a hooker would just be less of an emotional commitment. More anonymous.
>>27126142
High chance of bait and switch and STDs since they all seem to be fine with bareback.
>>27126792
Bullshit. You're a girl, you just want someone to sweep you off your knees.
All the things you listed are just proxies for "is powerful and socially connected".
There's a redpill subreddit for women, go there for tips.
You're doing gods work however in the sense that you're acting like "a healthy woman" and isn't just screwing tyrone for weed. You just need to realize why you want the things you want. Then you can use that to adapt to your current circumstances just like the redpill guys do.
>>27126792
>Doesn't visit 4chan
This is honestly your biggest upset
Not only are there tons of dudes out there who don't even know what 4chan is, but you're just assuming for some reason that every person on 4chan cannot possibly be literally every other thing you listed
There's literally nothing wrong with 4chan, especially considering how mainstream the site is nowadays
>I don't want much
>I just have a list of demands that are highly subjective to what I personally consider good enough or not
fuck off
why are you being so difficult
you absolutely refuse to make an actual argument, prove anyone wrong, or listen to anyone else?
why are you even in this thread?
>>27126828
>Except if I did okcupid they'd probably reject me
You say that as if a hooker will have sex with literally anyone should they provide their usual rate
Hookers will reject you just as often, and will probably be less interested in your well being than the average girl
>>27126792
so you want to make men go through a shitty job interview to be your bf?
what do you have to offer besides a warm wet hole between your legs to fuck? huh? do you meet all of those criteria yourself?
>>27126868
>do you meet all those criteria
More like ANY, literally her first one
>Doesn't visit 4chan
And here she is. She literally can't live up to even the first standard she imposes on men.
>women logic
>>27126778
>you keep complaining about it and yet you haven't really accepted that it's probably a lot better than anything else you've experience
after all, you're still here
What the fuck are you even talking about? Have you seen reddit? Have you seen SA? Or ANY OTHER BOARD THAN 4CHAN?? This IS the bottom of the barrel, and /r9k/ is the bottom of the barrel of the boards here.
Not even pony boards are as bad, because at least those disgusting fuckers are happy with themselves and their sexual fetish for ponies.
> you're just too busy crying about how even though there are tons of guys out there who will literally beg to let them date you, you think they are shit tier guys because they will literally beg
Begging is never a good thing, and yes, girls who beg guys for a relationship are seen as cringy, too.
>Most guys who complain about not having normal lives aren't complaining because they've never attempted to have a normal life, it's because they literally can't
I've been here for at least six years now. If that doesn't tell you anything I don't know what will.
>You on the other hand have so many opportunities, but you're too bitter to realize that
Same to you friendorino. That's just, like, your opinion
>If I were you, hell even if I had a picture of you, I could go on to literally any social media dating site and have a date lined up with a stand up guy within a week, 3 at most
What the fuck is your problem
Seriously?? I fucking told y ou what my problem was. I don't want just any fucking guy, I want someone I will first of all like, someone who has their shit in order. Not just some random fuck from a dating site. Is that seriously too much to want? Why are you such an ass about me wanting to be happy with someone who won't get me down with their own bullshit
>So either you're lying or you haven't actually tried to get into a relationship with someone
I can find someone with a vagina who will fuck you. You won't like her looks or maybe even persona
>>27126867
I don't know, seeing a prostitute just seems easier mentally. I can section that off in my mind as something entirely separate from relationships.
More of a problem would probably be acting sober, I know most hookers don't like clients who are fucked up. I just want to get high and cuddle with someone honestly.
>>27126826
Yes, fine, I am. I'm terrible because I was dumb enough to think an escort could fulfill something I wanted. Sure, kick me while I'm down some more will you.
>>27126889
Don't blame her. It's just because we guys take care of women reflexively in every part of their lives. That's why they turn out entitled like this.
When women look up, they see men. When men look up they see just sky. That's also why the patriarchy SJW meme is actually true - a guy turned into a girl wouldn't have any problems but to girls it's all like a cage that they can't break out of because they'd be chewing their own leg off.
>>27126792
But you don't and you're asking for someone who's ambitious and has their stuff in order to play rescue and make you successful instead of trying to improve yourself?
I'm asking. Not assuming because that's what it sounds like from the way you've worded things in this thread. You don't really sound like dating material at all for someone like that.
>>27126868
Of course I don't. I know I am not going to be some hot guy's girlfriend, someone who has his shit in order. Because he'd want someone equally successful, or prettier. I'm not delusional, just desperate for someone like that.
No, I don't want to whore myself out for fake love, I want the genuine experience. Hate me all you want for that, you know you'd do the same in a heartbeat if you had the chance. Hypocrites.
>>27126919
You can't pay a man to provide you with a relationship. Men pay you to be in a relationship with them.
You're severely underrating your market value. What you did was as if I walked up to IBM and offered to work for free, I'd just get escorted out of the building.
You need to learn how to initiate a relationship and then lock a guy down.
>>27126947
I know. I am not. I am nothing someone like that would want. And it sucks, it hurts, but I'm honestly tired of crying over it. I've just accepted it.
But, god forbid I express that. How dare I have dreams or wants, right? It's not like robots around here would want a wonderful Stacy who are successful and caring, when they're nothing remotely close to that themselves.
>>27126981
Well see guys are different. We enter into relationship with equally fucked up girls. Girls however need someone "stronger than them".
>>27126980
I've tried. Believe me. But, I'm an idiot who doesn't want someone like me. Because I'm awful, I'm someone even I wouldn't want as a friend, let alone lover. So I aim higher than I should, and I come crashing down over and over again.
Honestly, I don't even think I could make it work if a proper man did accept me. I'd fuck it up somehow.
>>27126958
If a woman had half the things you listed and was actively working to improve herself, a man would see the potential in her and give her a chance.
If a man had half the things you listed a woman would focus on what he didn't have and dismiss him. The difference here is choice. You choose to put yourself in this situation and complain and bitch about it being unfair.
>tfw you will never take a high class Ukrainian escort to The Russian Tearoom then return to a nice hotel room to do cocaine and fuck vigorously
>>27126792
Jesus Christ look at that list. And none of that has any common interests or activities. If this is how women search for men now no wonder I've been single for awhile. Also /r9k/ Texasfag here only of my richer friends bangs escorts and.he tells me it's great. What are some of yall s experiences.
>>27126841
I know what I want. Problem is I can't have it. I would KILL for someone wonderful to sweep me off my feet. I'm not kidding.
>>27127015
You must aim higher than you "should" because you're a girl.
Seriously, go visit the repill women subreddit.
If a Thai hooker girl can get rich and confident guys then so can you.
>>27126981
>robots want a high value woman
High value means high maintenance. You really have no idea what being a robot is like huh
I literally was sitting there the other day, as a sorority had a booth where you pay $1 for a compliment, or $2 for a compliment with a flower, and I was almost crying because it's literally come to that my only option for female attention is paying for it.
>>27126905
>What the fuck are you even talking about?
I'm talking about the fact that you haven't actually been on literally any board that isn't just a meme to you
r9k is only bad because assholes like you insist that you belong here
>Begging is never a good thing, and yes, girls who beg guys for a relationship are seen as cringy, too.
Not begging wasn't on your list of things you require in a bf, but of course, that wouldn't matter because your standards are just impossible
>I've been here for at least six years now. If that doesn't tell you anything I don't know what will.
If you've been here since 2010, then you'd know what 4chan has decent boards with decent discussion
Literally the only reason to use 4chan over any other place is the discussion format and the image board system are easier and much more fun to use and there's a lot less censorship in terms of saying what you actually think
You really think any other site is fundamentally different?
>I don't want just any fucking guy
You just want to complain about how nobody meets your basic requirements and then you increase your basic requirements to suit your passion for complaining
>someone who has their shit in order
you defined what that meant to you, and then in this very post you said that some other thing also wasn't good enough, so that's bullshit
We are all saying that you have the capability to do so and thus do not belong with the rest of us
> Why are you such an ass about me wanting to be happy with someone who won't get me down with their own bullshit
Because you refuse to accept the fact that you're the only reason you wouldn't be happy with someone
You keep going on and on about how you're broken, but then for somehow, the only reason you aren't dating people is because you want someone who "won't get me down with their own bullshit" as if you'd instantly get over your bullshit
>I can find someone with a vagina who will fuck you
Prove it
give me your email so I can send you a picture
>>27126914
>I just want to get high and cuddle with someone honestly.
O K C U P I D
K
C
U
P
I
D
You cannot possibly understand how many girl on there really only want that one specific thing
The only difference between someone on OKCupid and a hooker is that the hooker is more likely to steal from you
Let me make you a profile and I'll show you all of the good results and none of the bad ones
>>27127032
See
>>27127035
Also, you might want to try going meta in regards to what your feelings tell you.
Say, you might not consider some guys "poweful" on a gut/tingles level right now. But if you placed yourself in a situation with them where they could show off their strengths then you might suddenly want them?
As I'm a guy and a sperglord to boot I can "force" situations with my intellect but I'm guessing you have to be more roundabout and gentle with yourself.
>>27127027
What's funnier is the demands
>has interests and passions he won't compromise on
That means he pays a lot of money to do fancy things like go on international vacations and buy expensive clothes and shit.
>Has political opinions and not afraid of expressing them, without being an asshat about it
This is literally the most normie thing anyone can ever say. Politics is stupid normalfag bullshit that they will endlessly argue about until the end of time.
>their own home
LITERALLY women under 30 make more money than men, and men over 30 will have a shitton of debt because of spiralling uni costs. A woman who makes $0 will be happy with a guy that can make $40k. A woman who makes $60k wants a guy that makes $100k, and if she thinks she can make $100k she'll want a guy that can make $150k. All of this despite women getting more education at every single level, and filling up more and more jobs that men would normally have to pay for their families.
Literally the only women you can trust to have a reasonably accurate view of reality are those that are single in their late 30s or later, because by then reality has come crashing down around them: they aren't going to make infinite money, a rich guy won't just come and scoop them up, and their rotting eggs men they can't even promise someone children.
>>27127054
>2010 was 6 years ago
I've been on here since Jan 2004
Please kill me
>>27127124
It's too late for you anon
Your life force is connected to the website now
The only way to end your life is to take down 4chan completely and forever
>>27127124
No. You are fine just as you are, the machine leeches your soul for the Great Work.
If you want to participate actively then start coding.
>>27125885
I feel for you OP. In my university life, I could only date with girls who were exchange asian students. I could fuck one of them, she was japanese, below avarage looking and has flat body. I calculated that I spent nearly 400$ for all the dates and little stuff.
Then last summer I went to soapland in thailand. For 100$ I fucked a 9/10 21 yo hot thai girl.(She was University Student and only been working for 4 months) I got her number. Then I realized that girlfriends are also prostitutes. So fucking escorts are more honorable and reasonable.
>>27127094
She dosent even talk about how she wants a guy to treat her as a person. Just the shit he can do for her and that he has to be perfect.
>>27126958
>I'm not delusional, just desperate for someone like that
Good to know that you at least realize how absolutely terrible and undeserving of somebody that perfect you truly are.
>I want the genuine experience. Hate me all you want for that, you know you'd do the same in a heartbeat if you had the chance.
I wouldn't though. I know what I do and do not deserve and would not accept some random perfect girl falling into my lap. Some of us have something called personal integrity, although I realize that is rather rare on this particular site.
>>27127032
>I would literally kill for someone wonderful to sweep me off my feet. I'm not kidding.
Aaaaand you just added another reason why you don't deserve someone of that caliber.
You are a horrible, horrible person.
>>27127152
It's not even about what she wants from the relationship itself
She just wants to be with a guy who is perfect to her and doesn't actually care about anything else because at least it's not the absolute worst she could do
But even if she did get that, she'd still fuck it up
>>27127075
Robot can I just get on okcupid and make my profile say I'm looking to smoke chicks out and cuddle and I might get some messages? Last time I made a profile I tried coming of as a actual person.
>>27127136
I considered going to NYC and killing moot before. Now I guess I'd have to kill Hiroshikun
>>27127139
I'm an Electrical Engineer. IT WAS MY CHOICE, IT WAS MY CHOICE.
>>27127152
We all know how she wants to be treated: disposably. Because really, if the guy didn't treat her like some cheap drunk club slut, then clearly he doesn't have the ability to instantly get another girl, which makes him worthless, right? What kind of woman wants to be with a man who couldn't get another woman within the day.
>>27127185
Yes you can
I've seen guys say less and get more
Where do you live?
>>27127054
>I'm talking about the fact that you haven't actually been on literally any board that isn't just a meme to you
Nice talking out of your ass, like you know what boards I do or do not visit. I can already see why you're alone.
>r9k is only bad because assholes like you insist that you belong here
Didn't see your name on it
>Not begging wasn't on your list of things you require in a bf, but of course, that wouldn't matter because your standards are just impossible
Probably because if he fulfill those things, I couldn't care less if he begs me. Seriously, if you think there's no difference between begging without fulfilling those requirements, and begging with them fulfilled, you're daft.
>You really think any other site is fundamentally different?
The fact that 4chan is anonymous, and that you can speak freely is exactly why I use it over reddit. I don't know why that is such a mystery to understand.
>You just want to complain about how nobody meets your basic requirements and then you increase your basic requirements to suit your passion for complaining
I didn't increase anything. I seriously just want someone amazing, who is independent and can stand me. Clearly, no one can, and I've realize that. Unfortunately, I had a moment of weakness and ordered a man-whore thinking it would make a difference, it didn't. Now you rail on me for that decision.
>Because you refuse to accept the fact that you're the only reason you wouldn't be happy with someone
I already admitted that.
>We are all saying that you have the capability to do so and thus do not belong with the rest of us
>>27124700 are you fine with being with a woman like that, just because she has a vagina? I'm sure she would cuddle with you. You have options, too, and it seems your standard is low enough to achieve them.
>give me your email so I can send you a picture
is this seriously some low-key attempt to get my email...?
>>27126728
Have you done this? This sounds interesting.
I want to experience being around a girl, touching her, having her touch me, to hopefully get over my fears. I may not even be able to handle sex until a couple of sessions in. I can't imagine myself having sex yet.
>tfw being charged extra for buying a girl food and hugging her
I'm such a cuckold
>>27127216
>>27127185
To clarify, you still have to approach the women in the right way
Girls won't just hop in their car and drive over to where you are, unless they are addicted to weed or something
But girls will talk to you and be a lot more inclined to do stuff with you should they find you acceptable
>>27127158
Sorry your integrity keeps you from wanting genuine happiness and a sense of soul fulfillment. I can't.
>>27127256Sorry, only read about it As I'm interested in similar things
>>27127173
Thank you for realizing that.
Yes, I want what others have. Maybe it's an exaggeration, a dramatization of reality, but that's what I want. What I dream about.
Does that make me crazy? Does that make me unlikeable? I'm sure it does. I don't deserve that sort of relationship in any measure, I now that, but I can't help but want it.
I see everyone around me in happy relationships and it makes me so jealous I'd wish they all died on the spot.
>>27127216
Texas right outside of Houston
>escort thread
>stupid femanon cunt shows up and ruins the thread
Every time.
>>27127308
>escort thread
>fembot writes about escort experience
>bots sperg
every time.
Is it worth getting an escort if I have ED?
>>27127271
>happiness and sense of fulfillment
>from literally having someone so rich and powerful they take care of you every moment of every day and do whatever they want without any consequences
...right. Vagina owners think this way.
I consider it fulfilling when someone helps me accomplish my goals, and I help them accomplish theirs. When we spend time together and cuddle and love each other and get to express that affection through actions, not dollars.
>>27125966
>2D won't suck my dick, let me fuck her, cuddle or talk to me.
>He doesn't have a tulpa
>>27127271
It doesn't keep me from wanting it, it just keeps me from accepting it.
You are the kind of person who would gladly abuse the system and live on welfare without even a hint of a guilty conscience for the rest of your life.
The reason these robots despise you so is because where they've TRIED AND FAILED, you haven't even tried.
Considering your immense advantage over any man on the dating market that is just... repulsive.
>>27127341
That's a male friendship relationship.
Girls literally just want someone to club them over the head and drag them home by the hair. Or, by modern standards, have a lot of money and be socially successful.
She's realized she wants someone who is pants-droppingly awesome. This is the first step.
I guess she might try BDSM if she really needs to be dominated but some of those guys are pretty creepy and I don't know if I could recommend that to someone who is this inexperienced and unused to their sexuality.
>>27127341
Are you mentally challenged? Someone who is self-sufficient and successful knows how to take care of themselves and nurture their hobbies. It tells a lot about their person.
It has nothing to do with how they are in a relationship.
Yes, I want to be taken care of. No, I don't want to be with him just because of his success, but it does matter. I want someone who will take care of me, love me, cherish me and someone who will travel the world with me and create experiences together. Someone you can try new things with. Someone who will save me from myself, clearly
>>27127333
No, better save that money and consult an actual doctor.
>>27127308
Let's get this back on track.
> first escort?
Early December 2015. Cute, slender girl. $40 for an hour. I was a virgin so she was gentle. Couldn't get it up after a while/
> latest escort?
21 year old single mom brown girl with thick body. She let me record video and go raw. Couldn't cum.
webm related
>>27127243
What was it like to hire Chad? I want to understand the thought and selection process that goes into knowingly hiring a guy to fuck you.
What thoughts drive you away from healthy men who'd love you into calling up people or looking up pictures/reviews of men and deciding "yup, this is the one I want to fuck me?"
Does the thought process go like "ugh, they're so disgusting, what's wrong with them, but I need to fuck someone, so..."
>>27127394
Right, because the fact that I go to a freaking escort doesn't tell you that I haven't tried and failed as well.
But no, I get it. Here, only male robots know true, actual suffering. God forbid someone who isn't feel fucked as well.
>>27127243
>Nice talking out of your ass, like you know what boards I do or do not visit
I can tell that you don't actually use 4chan that much based on how much of a normie you are
>Didn't see your name on it
that's because you don't actually care about this place
you yourself said 4chan was the absolute worst place to be, bottom of the barrel
there's no real reason for you to be here if you think that
>I couldn't care less if he begs me
Then why did you even say "Begging is never a good thing" if it didn't actually matter to you?
>The fact that 4chan is anonymous
It's default anonymous, not completely anonymous
>you can speak freely
you can do that on other sites, not as well, but if you took the time to learn how to do that
the real difference is that everything I'm saying now would get censored, but you'd be fine
>I didn't increase anything
You said that begging for a date meant that the guy was automatically not good
then I called you out on it and then suddenly you "couldn't care less"
>I want someone who is amazing and perfect
>even though I also insist that I'm broken and refuse to even attempt to find someone like that
>I already admitted that.
Then why are you still responding?
The whole point of this conversation is to get you to understand that you don't belong here because you have a much better chance of making it than the rest of us
>are you fine with being with a woman like that
This has to be a joke
You're using an example of an ugly woman in a relationship to prove that people are shallow and nobody would be happy with her
you said you could find someone who would fuck me, not get me into a relationship
But even then, I'm fine with either
>is this seriously some low-key attempt to get my email...?
this is an attempt to call you out on your personal brand of bullshit
to try to get you to realize that you keep spouting tons of bullshit for no reason other than you want attention and to feel justified in being bitter for no reason
I've tried it before with a ts and female escort on separate occasions. The ts honestly sucked ass and tried to top me when I explicitly told them I wasn't a bottom or verse. Their butt also broke while I was fucking them so it was just oral until I came and left. With the chick it was okay but she kept complaining that I seemed bored(which was partially true). It wasn't as intimate as I thought it'd be because I really didn't wanna go down on her or makeout.
It's difficult for me to enjoy sex with escorts anyway due to all my life having every encounter with a chick becoming a game of money, assets, and control. Reason I resorted to trying out escorts was because it's less humiliating than flirting and chasing your average girl. An escort knows what you want and you can cut out all the in between garbage when you want. Regular women play too many games and have too many retarded expectations that are turn offs.
>>27127423
It tells us that you're completely up the walls fucked up as far as understanding your sexuality is concerned.
Girls Do Not Work That Way.
If you don't innately understand that then I guess you might be extremely high test or suffer from alexithymia or something.
Are you very sexually submissive? (If you are to the point that it would be an actual problem then you'd know it even though you're a virgin.)
>>27127403
>Someone who is self-sufficient and successful knows how to take care of themselves and nurture their hobbies.
No it literally doesn't. Your vagina is lying to you. 90% of people don't have hobbies, they put all their effort into making sure they have a job. "Hobbies" for normal people include watching the latest movies or wearing expensive clothing or eating expensive foods. Literally it's a matter of who can spend the most money where, and not "I'm passionate about this and I need to spend time doing it." Women aren't actually passionate about anything. You don't see them volunteering for shit unless there's a hot guy involved, they don't go to church unless their family forces them, they won't read a book unless they can get someone's approval, etc. It's disgusting how boring and dull women are, but as a man you learn to just deal with it.
>I want someone who will take care of me, love me, cherish me and someone who will travel the world with me and create experiences together.
I fucking called it. Women always beg men to travel because it's expensive as fuck and shows they can just cut and run from job and life because they're THAT worth it. Only normalfags sit there and brag about the places they've been because THEY HAVE NO PASSIONS OR HOBBIES. Seeing the Eiffel Tower doesn't make you an interesting or intelligent person for fucks sake, nor does taking a boat in the Philippines.
>normies will actually bitch and moan if they have some real-life shit to do instead of spending thousands visiting Cancun
>>27127423
The fact that you haven't exhausted literally all of your options means that you haven't failed
This thread wasn't about how seeing an escort means you're a loser, you just made it that way because you don't want to actually put any effort into anything
The only thing going to see an escort shows is that you gave up on trying and called that failing
>>27127405
He looked like someone who was something he was not. He wore the mask of someone who was successful. Like those perfect guys who have everything and, as stated on his bio, only needed to make a girl happy.
I was an idiot, and it didn't feel genuine, let alone lovingly at all. Maybe I should've paid someone more expensive, except I didn't have that much money.
>What thoughts drive you away from healthy men
The thoughts that remind me of the times they rejected me over some prettier slut who only liked them for their dick, not who they are as a person.
Sometimes I do wish I was asexual so I wouldn't humiliate myself like this. I don't think starting to cry because you're sperging out is very attractive to men.
>>27127441
> their butt broke
HNNNNNNNGGGGG
well at least now I know how to de-rail this and every fucking thread on r9k
pretend to be a roastie and throw a bunch of bait around, of course the virgins who think they know jack about relationships will bite it
>>27127458
Then what way am I suppose to work? Can you honestly tell me? Do you even know? Or are you speaking from what society tells you.
I just want love. Yes, that includes sex, but not sex for sex sake. Emotionless sex is nothing to me. I thought I could pay for someone who could fake caring enough to make it work. It didn't. If that makes me submissive, I guess that's what I am
>>27127514
>well at least now I know how to de-rail this and every fucking thread on r9k
>now
it's like this on every board and has been that was since 2003
>of course the virgins who think they know jack about relationships will bite it
nobody here is telling her how to be successful in a relationship
people are just telling her that she's an idiot because she isn't on our personal level in terms of having no options
i mean, have you even read the thread?
i understand if it's too confusing, because it is a shit show
>>27127493
You don't know me. You don't know what I've tried or done, or how much effort I've put into finding someone that will make me happy.
I'm not totally desperate. I have standards, clearly. Problem is I've realized my standards are too high and I've come to accept it is better to simply rot alone than delve far too deep into the rabbit hole
>>27127501
Yeah, that's how those guys are. As I said earlier he was probably an addict like most prostitutes.
Female prostitutes present a perfect body. Male prostitutes present commitment.
>>27127501
Yes it is, at least to guys like me.
You don't need to be powerful. Just like you want someone strong to protect you most guys want someone weak that looks up to them.
Not a daft slut but someone who is strong in themselves but still look up to you inside the confines of the relationship.
>>27127537
>Do you even know? Or are you speaking from what society tells you.
nice
>Emotionless sex is nothing to me
But you've never had sex
>>27127501
>rejected me for some prettier slut
So you asked them out, were dating them, and then they broke up with you and were dating someone else within a day or two? You can't be possessive over guys you put no effort into being with. It's not their job to be your bf (except in the case where you paid to fuck a guy)
>I don't think starting to cry because you're sperging out is very attractive to men.
Tbh it is. Men want to know they have some meaning to a woman. Even the guys that are financial cucks get some evolutionary satisfaction that at least some woman wants them for something.
>>27127569
>You don't know me. You don't know what I've tried or done, or how much effort I've put into finding someone that will make me happy
Your example of hitting rock bottom was flaking on an escort and then shitposting about it on 4chan
You've also not given literally any other example of you trying something
>I'm not totally desperate because I refuse to even try
>Problem is I've realized my standards are too high
That's never been the problem
That's like saying you recognize that you're a hypocrite while doing nothing to change it
> I've come to accept it is better to simply rot alone than delve far too deep into the rabbit hole
This, besides your hypocrisy, is the problem
you recognize that your standards are too high, but then refuse to lower them for a chance at being happy
You recognize that your standards are too high and still blame others for not being able to meet them
You know that the rabbit hole goes deeper but then complain about someone calling you out on not actually hitting rock bottom
Just fuck off
Also, give me your email so you can prove to me that you can find someone for me
I will send you my picture, but I refuse to post it on here
Even if you do end up putting it on 4chan later, it won't be me who put it up here
It's not my thing. If they're nice to you that's neat for a while but some don't even try to be pleasant and those who do make me worried because how do you know if they actually like you or are just tricking you and I get a mild crush on one because nobody's ever nice to me.
Maybe it's cuz I'm too poor to afford anything beyond $30 streetwalkers but the sex isn't that good. Maybe I should just pay them for the cuddling.
>>27127430
>I can tell that you don't actually use 4chan that much based on how much of a normie you are
/pol/, /r9k/, /v/, /a/, /b/, /int/, /adv/, /ic/
Happy now?
>there's no real reason for you to be here if you think that
There's every reason for me to be here for that very reason
>Then why did you even say "Begging is never a good thing" if it didn't actually matter to you?
Because it's not. But, honestly, how can you not understand this? If someone who fulfills so many things you want in someone, it doesn't matter if one or two things become problematic. It's called compromise.
>It's default anonymous, not completely anonymous
Is this the NSA boogeyman meme I've heard so much of?
>the real difference is that everything I'm saying now would get censored, but you'd be fine
Which is why I don't want to go anywhere else. I wouldn't want you to be silenced for saying the things you say, whether I like them or not
>Then why are you still responding?
Because I want to. You don't get to decide where I do or do not belong. I don't know why you would ever think you did. I admit I am fucked, and for that every reason I believe I belong here as much as you do. But, honestly, you seem more normie than me with these opinions, if not somewhat tude.
>This has to be a joke
No, it isn't. You have options, too. Regardless of how dire. There are plenty of women like her who would love a relationship with you, or even sex. So don't talk to me about not trying.
>to try to get you to realize that you keep spouting tons of bullshit for no reason
It is a thread about escorts. I posted about my experience. You couldn't handle it and need this entire conversation to happen, rather than moving on. Hope you're happy
>>27127537
You want commitment.
You want a guy to say "I will support you with all my resources so you can have babies in safety."
You also want a fun and awesome guy of course because fuck being around a boring negative nancy all the time. But as far as your twat is concerned it's about resources + social embeddedness (also a form of resources, you can have access to his friends) + commitment.
You literally want a prince, who is charming. It's a pretty good image actually which is why it's used in so many stories.
>>27127485
>I fucking called it. Women always beg men to travel because it's expensive as fuck
Sorry, you're wrong. The reason I would want to travel is to see the world with someone I care about, and who cares about me. I want to forge memories of going places together, seeing sights I otherwise would never have seen. It has nothing to do about cutting job.
I want a fulfilling life, that's not a reason to hate me.
>>27127693
Are you shitposting yourself or what? This is really shitty bait and you should stop posting.
>>27127622
Asking out does not constitute dating, robot. I never even got to that part. I didn't make the cut.
>Tbh it is
Crying makes me a woman? Are you one of those boys who think men crying makes them a bitch?
>>27127562
>people are just telling her that she's an idiot because she isn't on our personal level in terms of having no options
lol, literally "YOU'LL NEVER BE AS SAD AND DARK AS ME!" the post
>>27127744
>fulfilling life
TRAVELING IS NOT FULFILLING. Christ. Get it through your skull, when women are young they want men to spend all their time and money on them with as little commitment as possible. You know how NOTHING in your mind is telling you to have kids with this oh-so-wonderful-and-committed person in your fantasies? It's because THAT IS HOW WOMEN ARE. You want status, you want money, you want to be literally more valuable to a rich man than any other woman. We're past the point where women are making more money than men and won't even have sex with someone unless he's tall handsome and makes their vagina drip when they see him (because just think of how much other women want him and would love to be doing what you could be doing!)
EVERY FUCKING YEAR the cycle goes on, and women just never learn that this is who they are.
>>27127790
It's about being submissive and showing weakness. It's instinctual.
Guys want to take care of women. Why do you think we're even talking to you and giving you advice? A guy wouldn't get this many replies.
>>27127790
Are you so retarded you can't read the rest of the sentence? A crying woman is attractive, especially if you're the one who caused it.
>>27127578
He didn't look very addicted. He was very well kept, and he had a great smile and very nice build.
I get it, it's his job to be a walking cock. I mean, that's why I hired him, isn't it? Sure, I can justify the entire ordeal by claiming I wanted safety, but I guess everyone can see I was desperate for physical contact.
Then, when I find out it isn't the experience I imagined it could or would be, I feel disgusted with myself, to the point where I start crying and he gets turned off. I didn't even want to have sex anymore, but I can't pay the man to hold me close and tell me he loves me, so I just pay him and he leaves.
It was frankly just a fucking mess and I wish I never even tried to do whatever the fuck it was supposed to be.
>You don't need to be powerful.
I don't have a desire to be a feminist or whatever else constitutes as feminine strength these days. I have a conservative upbringing and honestly I think it made me expect things I shouldn't from men. Sometimes I wish I could be as careless about myself as every other girl my age, who doesn't bat an eye twice about fucking two guys in one night.
>>27127592
You don't need to have sex to know what kind of sex you want. For fuck sake robot, that's like saying you can't know what sort of food you want, even though you can tell which one smell good and which one smells rotten
>>27127693
>Happy now?
This actually makes sense as to why you think 4chan is shit
You don't actually come to 4chan for the discussion of hobbies
You come to 4chan to shitpost
That's not a good lineup of boards, especially not for someone who is complaining about everything you are
>I think 4chan is shit so therefore I have to use it
fuck off
>Because it's not. But, honestly, how can you not understand this
My point was that you say you have a list of things you want in a partner, but then you still care about various other things that aren't on that list
You're full of bullshit, why even have a definite list if it's just going to change later
>Is this the NSA boogeyman meme I've heard so much of?
It's the "anyone can post their information on here and become un-anonymous"
Do normies not even understand what anonymity means?
>Which is why I don't want to go anywhere else
But you refuse to actually contribute to the site in literally any positive way
Just look at the boards you visit
>You don't get to decide where I do or do not belong
>I admit I am fucked, and for that every reason I believe I belong here
Bullshit
The fact that you think that's what makes you "qualify" means you're already out
>You have options, too. Regardless of how dire.
>There are plenty of women like her who would love a relationship with you, or even sex.
>So don't talk to me about not trying.
FUCKING PROVE IT
give me your email so I can send you pictures of myself
go and find someone who will have sex with me
prove me wrong, I'd absolutely love for you to prove me wrong
but you won't because you are wrong
>I think it seriously broke something inside of me I didn't realize was left unbroken til now.
>Just the... disgusting sensation of his coarse hands running down my thigh and his fingers around my neck made me freak out...
>I still paid him, but I didn't have sex. How do people even do this shit???
You didn't even see an escort
And the post that started this:
>>27126059
>It's a dumb bitch ruins the thread for everybody episode
>>27127925
> He didn't look very addicted. He was very well kept, and he had a great smile and very nice build.
So does the brothel girls. That's because it's literally their day job to look like that.
> I have a conservative upbringing and honestly I think it made me expect things I shouldn't from men.
Most girls model their image of what a man ought to be on their fathers.
>>27127720
>"I will support you with all my resources so you can have babies in safety."
Is this the voice of my uterus making decisions for me or something? I don't think bringing someone else into this world is a good idea
>fuck being around a boring negative nancy all the time.
Can you blame me for not wanting to feel constantly down because we're both depressed and fucked? Really?
>You literally want a prince
Yes. Just like many here would love to have a submissive, rich princess.
>>27127814
>lol, literally "YOU'LL NEVER BE AS SAD AND DARK AS ME!" the post
>lol, literally
>X: The post
absolute cancer
>>27127950
>I don't like tomatoes
>but you've never even tried tom-
>FOR FUCKS SAKE ROBOT, you don't have to know what something is like in order to hate it
But please, go ahead a compare casual sex to a rotting tomato, that's a great analogy
>>27127306
Yeah, I've been checking on OKcupid
There are tons of girls who would let you smoke them out
Though you can't just approach them and say "let's weed it up"
>>27128002
> Is this the voice of my uterus making decisions for me or something?
Yep. It's why you couldn't just choose to fuck that gigolo.
> Can you blame me for not wanting to feel constantly down because we're both depressed and fucked? Really?
Nono, I was agreeing with you. It's rather fundamental. It's why most women say they want a "funny" guy.
> Yes. Just like many here would love to have a submissive, rich princess.
Yep! Except she doesn't need to be rich. That's "our job".
>>27125885
>implying i could have sex with a stranger
>like if i dont have enough problems talking to strangers
>>27127845
I don't think it's fair guys don't get as many replies. I don't control if robots prefer to talk to fembots, do I? I'm not gonna stay obscure because they can't control themselves.
>Guys want to take care of women.
Isn't working so great for me, robot. I only attract the men who often have problems of their own and, as much as I would love to help them, I recognize I am in position to do so, or can, so I rather spare them, and me, the entire experience.
>>27125885
I've considered it for a long time now.
Any britbots ITT who know their shit, where can I find some and how much is the average price?I'd probably only go for 15 minutes since i'm a virgin and shit
>>27127997
My father is dead. Never knew him. But, I suppose I understand what you mean
>>27127964
>You're full of bullshit
You're right. I think it's better we don't discuss this any further. You're doing too good a job of making me feel like shit than I'd like. Congratulations
>>27128094
Check the very beginning of the thread
Apparently Adultwork has a ton of escorts available and there are also forums to tell you how to go about it
But since you're in europe, can't you just go to somewhere it's legal and search around there?
>>27128081
Nope, it's just how things are. Can't even be mad, it's like women having instincts to take care of kids in a way.
> I only attract the men who often have problems of their own
In what circumstances do you get these guys to go after you? What are your social circles? Do you even interact with "real men"?
>>27127693
>>27127964
I'd actually like to see you rate this guy.
If you're scared about giving away your e-mail on 4chins just use this:
http://10minutemail.com/10MinuteMail/index.html
I usually just use this to sign up for shit that requires an e-mail but you guys can use it to throw shit at each other too.
>>27128049
>Yep! Except she doesn't need to be rich. That's "our job".
I thought we were talking about fantasy creatures. Princes and Princesses, not actual people. Or maybe your fantasy is still providing for your princess?
>>27127216
Literally after I changed my profile to this I got a message from a girl out of her own accord. So thank you, anon. I don't know how I didn't realize this before.
>>27128139
>You're doing too good a job of making me feel like shit than I'd like
GOOD
You're a piece of shit and this entire thread has been devoted to getting you to fuck off
If that was your goal from the beginning, and it totally feels like it was, then fucking way to go
>Congratulations
Thank you
Fucking finally
>>27128094
Adultwork and UK punting are all you need.
also, go for at least 30 minutes, cuddling is nice.
>>27128183
Anon
If you want anything to come to this, you have to get a really good conversation going
It might even take a few days
Girls only hang out with guys they feel comfortable with
It actually doesn't matter if they are actually safe or not, girls are just weird like that
>>27126059
If you don't want a guy to P&D you, why hire one whose job is to literally do so for money? It's like me hiring a escort to be my faithful wife for the rest of my life.
>>27128173
Yep. And that's how it is for most guys. Why do you think guys are so angry about women "betraying them for beta bux"? or "becoming an orbiter?"
It's because they're compelled to want to help and provide for women and they can't not want to do this. And if a girl friendzones a guy he can still crush on her and want to give her "half the kingdom" so to speak.
>>27128163
I suppose I don't. I had a crush on high-school sweetheart for about four or five years. We did a lot of things together, and I hung out at his place a lot. I thought we were getting closer, until he started blabbering about this other classmate who was oh so amazing.
Being dumb as I was, I thought I could brute-force changing of his mind and asked him to date me. I must've looked pretty dumb, because he had this facial expression I can't seem forget. You know, the one full of disgust and shock? Suffice to say, we aren't close anymore. Our relationship dropped off a very, very steep cliff the next day. But, last I heard he was happy, so I'm totally not bitter about that.
Coincidentally, it was right around the same time the class bully saw his chance to get some easy game with me. I entertained his idea simply because I wasn't myself. He was crude, evil towards others, and took obvious pleasure in making me feel like shit. In the end I stopped coming to class at all. Dropped out, haven't had an education since. I'm dumb in that way. I'm afraid I'll find someone else to crush on and get annihilated the same way twice, so I have avoided education for many years now.
>>27128169
Sorry, I don't have an interest in people who are trying desperately to make you feel shitty.
Thank you for the website, however, it is very nifty.
>>27128263
>all that flowery shit
Are you admitting you fucked a piece of shit because you were mad you couldn't get a nice guy?
>>27128217
Because I make bad decisions in my life all the time and I only ever realize afterwards. I genuinely thought I could 'cheat' myself into believing it could be anything more than it ever was gonna be.
>>27128286
>Sorry, I don't have an interest in people who are trying desperately to make you feel shitty.
It's not about you or trying to get you
We just want you to put your money where your mouth is so maybe all of this bullshit stops spewing out from there
Nobody is trying to hit on you
You are a lot less vulnerable that the guy giving you his pictures
There's nothing for you to lose
If you're wrong, maybe you change
If you're right, maybe you get left alone and have proof that you were right
>>27128242
Do you really believe in that? Do you think it would make you happy? truly happy?
Wouldn't being taken care of make you happy? You could do anything you ever wanted together, you'd be safe and warm. Are we really just slaves to instincts??
>>27128263
That's pretty terrifying desu. You actually sound really socially isolated.
And his facial expression wasn't so much disgust and shock as it was "oh fuck me I can't fuck two girls at once so I have to cut contact with her oh my fucking _god_ this is going to hurt so much why did she do this to me", I can assure you.
But how did your mother react at you dropping out? If I had dropped out it'd have been treated as a pretty life-shattering event.
>>27128313
I didn't fuck him. I didn't even want him to touch me in the slightest. He dragged me around with his outcasts and forced a kiss on me one time, from which I hit him and told him to fuck off. Didn't speak to him since, or anyone else for that matter. I didn't seek out a dick for replacement. I was somewhere... strange
Going to see this stunner later tonight.
If the thread is still up after I come back I can give you guys a report if anyone's interested.
>>27128376
Girls want to be taken care of. Guys want to take care of/lead/provide useful resources and ideas.
> Are we really just slaves to instincts??
As far as the bits between our legs and our hearts are concerned, yes.
>>27128402
ask to take a video
then post the video here
>>27128339
[email protected]
I don't know what this should prove. So what if he looks good? It isn't only about looks, and he's already made it clear what an insensitive jerk he can be with his opinions.
>>27128400
>I sought out a replacement for my crush
>so I hung out with someone who I thought was disgusting, to the point where "I didn't even want him to touch me in the slightest"
Smart
Remember when this thread was about escorts
>>27128431
>I don't know what this should prove
You said earlier in the thread that you could find someone who will fuck him
Prove it
see: >>27126905
>>27128431
>he's already made it clear what an insensitive jerk he can be with his opinions
You know, for someone who spent half the thread telling everyone here that she was broken and is the kind of person who will die alone, you'd think you wouldn't be so upset about someone agreeing with you
>>27128392
>And his facial expression wasn't so much disgust and shock as it was "oh fuck me I can't fuck two girls at once so I have to cut contact with her oh my fucking _god_ this is going to hurt so much why did she do this to me", I can assure you.
I don't know. I think the way he handled it afterwards since has made his true feelings clear. He made no attempt to smooth things out between us, or even accomodate a friendship on the side. He just cut me out of his life entirely, barely speaking to me like I was there when I forced conversation. I got the memo and fucked off.
>But how did your mother react at you dropping out? If I had dropped out it'd have been treated as a pretty life-shattering event.
My mother is very caring, a typical house-mother if you want to call her that. Her problem is that she's too compassionate, so instead of acting hard on me, she simply accepted my hurt and nurtured me at home. I got put on a program and lived on a lot of clinical centers for mentally ill teens. Nothing pissed me off more than watching everyone come in and leave a week later, while I sat around until I was literally too old to continue staying there.
I even got my own apartment once. It was the worst time of my life, never been more lonely. But I'm a pussy and couldn't kill myself, so I just sort of carried the weight.
I recently moved back home, because I couldn't keep paying for my aparment with my neetbux amount since they raised the costs. I've never felt more ashamed than now, living at home as a constant fucking reminder of what a failed child I am
>>27128466
Check your thirsty dubs.
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>>27128543
I was honestly thinking more of a "she goes to various sites posting his pictures and see what results she can get"
But without chickening out and saying "just get an escort"
>>27128528
There's a difference between agreeing with me saying I am broken, and him telling me where I can or cannot be.
>>27128530
> He just cut me out of his life entirely
Yep. We have to do that. Guys can't really have orbiters, not young guys anyway.
After you had told him that then everytime he was around you he'd be compelled to experience a combination of wanting to ravish you (and you've never experienced the male sex drive, it's much much stronger than yours and more goal-focused) and wanting to strike up a romantic relationship with you leading to heartache (like, literal physical heartache).
Most girls don't get why guys act this way. I've seen this situation many times before, with the girl just confused at why the friendship just ended on his part.
>>27128530
>I got the memo and fucked off.
I really hate this about women. You show anxiety once or say "no" once and they completely fucking drop you. Shows how easy women have it.
A tip for the males: if any woman asks you to do something/hang out, say "I have to think about it" or "I really have to get something done". If you say no, they will assume you're gay or hate them or some psychotic bullshit.
>>27128530
It actually sounds like "absentee father syndrome" but I've never seen how it would express itself in girls. I've had some theories that girls could wind up roughly like you though.
>>27128589
Think about it like this
If you belonged here, why are there so many people who disagree with you about basically everything you have said
But yeah okay, I'm sure the brunt of the argument was that you don't belong here
>>27128466
>>27128570
Sorry, your robot left
>>27128613
You know why. fembots aren't welcome here.
>>27126059
Bruh wtf
>roasties in 2016
>would rather pay $100 for an AIDS ridden faggot gigolo than talk to a beta
>>27128646
Just took the pictures
They will be there in a few seconds
>>27126163
If that's the case then leave...
No one needs you or will miss you, you're just going to be that one candidate who think they're too good for everyone. One thing I notice about fembots and robots, is that a robot will settle with someone who is in the same league as them or a notch lower. Do you really think you deserve to date a well adjusted sane man who worked his way up in life, while all you can do post your wants on a shitty board? If you're really as fucked up or a robot you want everyone to believe, then you should know that your only worth is a pump and dump just how a robots only worth is a beta provider or emotional sponge and these people here is pretty much all you have.
>>27128595
Then I hope it was worth what he got out of it. At least one of us will be happy that way.
>>27128596
Him telling me no was not alone the decisive factor. He avoided me, deliberately every single day afterwards, and refused to talk to me like we used to when I caught him. He didn't care about me anymore
>>27126025
Bruh
This is gamma levels of faggotry
Stop breathing
>>27128154
I could check out Amsterdam I guess, but it seems like a fair distance just to go for a first timer.
>>27128192
I'll put these into consideration
>cuddling is nice
That'd feel a bit awkward honestly since they're usually there to fuck, but it might be nice if the price is right.
>>27128690
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbEs3ZSg8-w
Once again, the Japanese did it first
>>27128711
> He didn't care about me anymore
He cared way way too much about you. To the point that he couldn't be around you anymore or he'd either cheat on his girlfriend or be in terrible pain.
> you don't know that how do you know that
Because this happens a lot.
>>27128744
Nevermind, I thought that was the actual movie. The movie name is still relevant though, you can find it elsewhere.
>>27128743
They are there to do what you pay them to do
If you ask them to play parcheesi, they will
>>27128668
1. Fembots don't exist, they don't exist because of the fact that even girls like >>27124700 can get loving relationships
2. Even if female robots did exist, why call them fembots
why would your gender matter, why make it a part of who you are
>>27128646
I just sent them
If I copied the email correctly, you should have the pictures by now
>>27127404
>40/hr
You gun get AIDS homeboi
>>27128832
Sometimes prostitutes are cheap because they don't know how to market themselves/cannot market themselves well
>>27128824
>>27128646
I just got a message saying the mail didn't go through
If you leave the thread, please just stay leave
>>27128846
No, they are probably drug addicted and have multiple infections.
Cheapest in my area is 80/hh, 120-160/hr and they are the shitty ones that nobody wants.
Out of curiosity, I went to a few 80/hh and barely escaped with my life
>>27128895
>No, they are probably drug addicted and have multiple infections.
You say that as if more expensive prostitutes don't have just as high of a chance of contracting something should they both follow the same safe sex policies
>>27128879
>>27128596
you know
it just makes sense that she was just in a conversation about how easy she and other women can just drop something forever after not immediately getting what they want and then she just drops something because it wasn't convenient for her
i was expecting it but still
>>27128915
Nah, there arw actual quality working girls.
Stop being poor, faggot.
I drop 240 to fuck some nympho Asian with an MD
She's really cool and even cooks for her clients, let's you pick her clothes, etc
>>27128743
A good GFE is the best way of spending time with an escort.
Don't go to Dam, overpriced and less intimate atmosphere than an independent girl in the UK.
>>27128979
>Nah, there arw actual quality working girls.
>Stop being poor, faggot.
I wasn't saying that there were none, but I was saying that there is always a chance
>>27128758
> inb4 I'm going to go lynch myself now because I fucked shit up and it's my fault
You have a dysfunctional living pattern, probably due to not having a father telling you how to "take charge of your life" esp. since you had a passive homemaker mother.
That's what you need to change about yourself. If it makes you feel any better a lot of the male robots here have exactly the same problem but it manifests a bit differently in guys in that it's not socially acceptable to lead a passive lifestyle for guys so we get regular kicks in the ass by society, relatives and friends which I guess makes things easier in a way.
>>27128966
seriously bro did you expect her to go around showing your picture on sites for you? not even i would do that
How are escorts with virgins
>>27129007
No, I meant that I was expecting her to not do that.
I was expecting her to be full of shit, I've made that super clear throughout this thread, I was expecting that she couldn't prove that someone would just fuck me and make my point about being a robot invalid
>>27128211
Yeah I'm pretty decent at small talk. I get some casual sex here and there already. But yeah, your post made me realize that's what my OKC profile should've been all along - upfront, honest, with some humor thrown in (I took care of that part)
>>27129034
They honestly expect a few of them
You can honestly straight up ask an escort how she is with virgins, assuming you've taken the proper precautions to find out it isn't a police bust
>>27129052
>I get some casual sex here and there already
Why the fuck am I helping you?
>>27126755
>tfw there are tons of black escorts who won't even fuck black guys
I've been doing research and honestly, the only way black guys could get rid of the stigma is by promising to pay more
Like, hookers have standards
But the more money you give them, the less standards they have
>>27129124
Well I suppose it could serve as a safety mechanism to weed out hood rats.
Wealth implies impulse control in most cases.
>>27129180
It still hurts anon
knowing not even people who get paid to have sex will even consider having sex with you
>>27128595
You fucking virgin, don't act like you have a god damn clue putting generalizations you read on the internet into other people's heads
>After you had told him that then everytime he was around you he'd be compelled to experience a combination of wanting to ravish you (and you've never experienced the male sex drive, it's much much stronger than yours and more goal-focused)
So fucking autistic. No, you idiot. It sounds like he rejected her. And there are plenty of low test beta faggots out there with low sex drives. Not every guy has the same sex drive, same for women. I can assure you that there are a good amount of sluts out there with higher sex drives than YOU.
Just please stop trying to come across like you have any fucking clue when it's obvious you're a virgin.
>>27129229
Dude she's gone
My awful experience with prostitutes:
1st attempt:
>Be 26 years old
>New Years Eve.
>Somehow I'm at a house party.
>I've told myself I'm going to get laid tonight, no ifs or buts.
>Clock strikes 12 and everyone else is making out with the person they've managed to hook up with by now.
>That's it - I'm done.
>Walk straight out of the house to the nearest "massage parlour".
>Ugly, chubby, middle-aged, Filipino woman answers. She looks shocked to have any customers on New Years Eve
>Can't get hard because I'm to drunk
>still have to pay
>she just talked to me about her kids
>at least i saw a naked woman irl
2nd attempt:
>few months later
>Drank less this time but still had to have a bit for dutch courage
>Pretty good looking thick woman
>actually have sex
>it's complete shit
>i don't feel anything. Don't know if it's the condom, desensitization from fapping or porn or what, but it just feels empty
>lost my virginity, but not worth the cash and its not like i can ever tell anyone how i lost it
3rd:
>about a year later again
>loneliness really getting to me again
>even though my last experiences were bad, biology forces my hand and off i go thinking it may be better this time
>irish annoying girl
>keeps asking me to guess what she does irl
>bitch i dont care i'm paying to use you as a fleshlight
>she was a nurse if you're interesed
>have sex for a few seconds but just like last time it feels completely pointless
>ask if we can do it without condom
>no, but i can wank you off
>ok
>i lay down and she wanks me off until i cum on her tits
>for some reason she's offended by this and makes me pay extra
>i wasn't even aiming for her tits they just got in the way
cont
>>27129202
Well you know it's not you she's afraid of. She just can't tell the difference at first glance. It's the same with Arabs in the eurozone.
I suppose you could go full steve urkel and present yourself as a dweeb so you don't come off as threatening. There are a lot of black guys on the campus at my local uni. who manage to pull that off while still looking "respectable".
>>27129253
4th:
>Just a week ago
>at a really low point in my life again
>go back to the brothel
>black girl
>not even attracted to blacks
>drunk, don't even know if i want to be there. I'd just been wandering the streets for some hours beforehand i think
>know i won't get hard
>just get her to strip, humiliate and spank me
>she's terrible at it
>catch a glimpse of my reflection being lead around the floor like a dog, licking her disgusting feet (I'm not a foot fetishist) and being made to hump a chair
>wtf has my life become
>get aggressive with her and try to... not quite rape her, but idk what i was doing really. I just got to physical.
>Says she has to call her "manager" (which i thought was a funny job position for a whore house)
>try apologizing but she is now scared of me
>she runs out of the room, i quickly put my clothes back on and run out onto the street
I'll probably be back there in a few months. fml
>>27129086
You weren't, you helped some other guy and I replied to your post saying thank you for the realization. Remember?
>>27129263
>Well you know it's not you she's afraid of
Well I know that, but she doesn't know that I'm an okay person
She'll treat me the same way
I could try that, but isn't the point of getting an escort to not have to put a ton of effort into maybe getting laid?
>>27129034
Make sure they offer a good GFE.
>>27125885
>>27125905
>tfw skelly with phimosis
>>27129307
What else is there besides GFE
Like I know that there are specialty escort into BDSM, but if an escort doesn't provide GFE, what does that entail?
>>27129229
Yeah, but low test beta faggots don't react like that. And we're talking about a guy still in high school.
And yes, he rejected her. But what she was complaining about (and what most girls complain about) is the sudden end of the friendship when this happens. It confuses them to no end why guys react like that. That part is what I was explaining to her.
And yes, there are women with high sex drives, of course, and men who not only have low sex drives but are effeminate in how they treat the opposite sex. But that doesn't sound like the case here.
Gonna ask an escort tonight if I can lick her feet.
No shame if it's with an escort, since her opinion of you doesn't matter that much, a normal girl would find it off-putting and want nothing to do with you.
Same with wanting to cuddle or rest your head in her lap, I can straight up ask escorts to do that with me after sex.
>>27129336
There's also a pornstar experience, or just straight up laying there with a bored look on her face and watching the clock. You want to avoid these ones. I've personally never had a bad escort since I read reviews beforehand.
>>27129361
>just straight up laying there with a bored look on her face and watching the clock
why?
I can understand not wanting her to watch the clock, but do people really enjoy girls pretending to enjoy sex?
>>27129386
Yes, because it feels a lot nicer.
It's also more fun if she's active, leglocking you, caressing your face, grabbing your hair, grinding into you, kissing etc.
Any good escort will do all that as part of GFE.
>>27129386
He's being sarcastic. A girlfriend experience would probably be a good thing, but face it, to 99% of women, having your job being that you fuck strangers would not be enjoyable. When you're paying for a crime, you can't expect her to be the the best of the best.
Original comment coming thru ;^)
>>27125885
I used to visit escorts about three times a month. It was fun at first. I just can't enjoy the sex with a condom on. No way will I ever do it without one unless the girl takes an std test, but all the same, its not fun. Like eating candy with the wrapper on. I have sex with the real thing sometimes and its noticeably 10 times better. I get bimonthly std tests btw, so no need to roast me on possibly spreading anything. Only niggers and women do selfish shit like that anyway.
Anyway some pointers for backpage/flybynight escorts. Its all about the powerplay between you. The more power you have, the more likely you'll get good service. They are criminals afterall, and like all criminals, they operate with attitudes that just makes it impossible for you to be nice or let your guard down.
> Prefer outcall escorts to a hotel room. When you go to an escort's place, you're on her turf. They will feel like they can do anything they want because her pimp is right outside the door and you usually get rushed/subpar service if not outright ripped off or robbed.
> Buy a toy/fake gun that looks real and leave it in plain sight. DONT USE A REAL ONE IF YOUR COUNTRY MAKES SEX WORK ILLEGAL. Having a gun in the course of a crime will give a more severe punishment. Why? When the girl sees it, she will know you aren't going to be intimidated by her pimps. I've been using this tactic and I'VE NOTICED A DIFFERENCE in their attitude. They get very humbled and aim to please. They know it doesn't matte how many tough dudes she brought with her, I'm packing the ultimate equalizer.
> Look for foreign escorts as these girls are more likely to just be in financial trouble after moving to the country or cant work for visa reasons. They are less likely to be crack whores. Most don't speak english well and dont want to get deported so it makes them even more vulnerable. As I've mentioned, the power play between you and the hooker factors into if you will have a good time or not.
>>27129437
>2015
>sex became crime for robots
>>27130219
>americans have to go through all that shit and take all these precautions before they have sex with an escort
Genuinely feel bad for you guys.
>>27126025
hello lvl 999999999999999999999999 beta. i see your grinding those exp quests.
>>27126626
enjoy your 300 dollar meal
>>27126514
Even if you have your shit together as a man and look at least average, the vast majority of the dating pool is closed to you because women date up. When will you fucking roasties learn.
>>27130301
That's what happens when you outlaw something. You drive it into the blackmarket and its no fun for anyone but the pimps and traffickers.
Make it legal, regulate it and allow the free market to work its magic in weeding out shit service.
