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>w-w-women can be robots too!
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>>27124700
Jesus Christ, is that fetal alcohol syndrome? I wager he's only dating her out of sympathy, though. I'd feel bad having to reject someone that ugly (I would, though).
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Another one for your enjoyment
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Is this really the best that a 5/10 like us can get these days?
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That guy has 'desperate beta' written all over his face.

I also get the feeling he believes if he forges a relationship with her and is very public about it, women will think he is a great guy and eventually one more attractive will find interest in him. He just looks like that kind of guy.
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>>27124755
>he's a 5/10

Oh god, what am I then?
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>>27124760
This is beyond desperation man
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>>27124700
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>>27124755
>>27124760
>>27124769


Do you really think its healthy to assume the absolute worst about every single person you see?
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HAAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW
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>>27124700
They are probably happy together.
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>>27124769
>Adorible
fucking kek
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Here's a link too so people can revel in this clusterfuck

https://www.instagram.com/nate__richards/
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>>27124785

Why do Indos/Malays refuse to spell their own language properly? Makes it very difficult to learn.
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>3 years

jesus christ
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Hi, I do realize girls can't be robots, but my heart hurts looking at this, because I know that guy secretly gets his dick wet to Stacy and is not happy with her, when he looks at normal girls he wishes she looked like them.
It really hurts, I bet if any guy was with me they'd always think about Stacy fucking them.
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>>27124746
Good god imagine waking up next to that assgoblin every morning. Fucking cardiac arrest in less than a week
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>>27124990
Well I wake up to your mother every day and I'm not dead
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do you guys reckon her pussy looks like it has downs too? Maybe it's even horizontal like an Asians vagina.
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>>27124990
I had a giggle, thanks Anon.
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ITT: Robots projecting their insecurities

God this place is so pathetic.
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>>27125087

Can you guys just at least try and understand that he might be happy enough to ignore how she looks?

and her pussy is probably still juicy and warn y though hnng.

I'd hit it......

regularly if we could keep it a secret LOL
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Would you have a long-term relationship with her if she looks like Hotaru only to you but everyone else sees this horrid mistake of God?
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>>27124804
>tricked himself into dating dress-up gollum
male feminists, everyone
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>trump supporters would strill rather fuck this than a trap

Have fun with your gargoyal waifu!
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>>27124700
Why would anyone date that abomination? I thought my standards were low, Jesus Christ
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>>27125143
>I refuse to leave even though the majority of the people here are the kind of people I find pathetic
>obviously I'm not the one projecting
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>>27124755
He can get better it's just that he obviously has no self-confidence or is just dating her to make himself look better
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I hope her uterus is messed up too so that they can't reproduce.
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>>27125233

I come here less then once every two weeks. Whenever I want to have a laugh at the pseudo-misogyny like this thread I come on. There's always few. Keep projecting tho bud :*)
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>>27124931
>I'm not a disgusting deformed human being, but I'll pretend to feel like I am for attention
>waah waah

JUST SHUT UP ALREADY
guys in relationships with stacy probably think about stacy's sister when they aren't thinking of their favorite celebrity or porn star
girls in relationships with chad probably think about tyrone or whatever hot guy walked by
there's nothing wrong with thinking of other people, you need to fuck off
the only reason to feel hurt by someone is if they actually act on those feelings
It's too early to get this mad
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>>27124866
Because in indonesia you only talk properly in formal situations. Why do you want to learn anyway ? First world fellas don't care about us.
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>>27124899
Why does this nigga look like "nice guy" eminem
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>>27125255
>I'm actively participating in a thread and getting called out on projecting
>I know, I'll say that I'm only responding because I love getting laughs from these threads, even though I could subsist on screengrabs from reddit or tumblr's dedicated r9k wannabes
>when he calls me out on that, I'll say that I'm only responding because he'd get mad, it's genious
>"here's an emoticon to show that I'm not secretly upset"
likely story man
you just make that up or were you saving it for this type of situation
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>>27124700

I bet he feels like he's constantly chaperoning a retarded beast, and everyone is always looking at them both together but mostly him because he is perfectly fine, what on gods green earth could have convinced him to give her a chance?

He looks like he might be mormon
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Maybe he has a small dick ? We all know that girls that look better than her are all size queens.
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>>27125318
She's probably not retarded, just deformed
The guys are probably just avoiding her general area and the girls are probably thinking he's sorta sweet for caring
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I don't get what you guys are all complaining about, he's a 4/10 at most, the girl may be a 1/10 but that's how dating works, lower tier girls can always get guys higher on the tier, this is probably the best he can get.
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there must be a reason for this. are there any other women in his instagram account?
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When I observe his face and eyes, it looks he has this kinda self-focused, "look at what I'm doing" kinda vibe.

She looks genuinely happy, in the moment, and tilts her head to him more or touches him or turns to him. I think she really does like him.

He seems to look more interested in showing off this image that they are a great couple, without showing as much connection to her. I think he's trying to get people to see him in a certain light, as very open minded, when he isn't quiet there emotionally like he could be.
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>>27125374
He's a 6, a 7 if he has a successful job
He's not ugly, knows how to dress well, and is obviously okay with being seen in public with that so we know that he has decent self esteem
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>>27124850
>He's a 6, a 7 if he has a successful job
lol no, dude's a dweeb, he looks like a younger version of Bill Nye the Science guy, just look at that pic
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>>27125437
As if Bill Nye isn't totally hot
That's just how some younger guys dress, particularly the more effeminate and liberal ones who actually try to put effort into their appearance
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Maybe she's just his practice girlfriend
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>>27124700
You can easily find any example of just about anything on the internet just by googling for it. Please stop acting like this proves anything.
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>>27125486
Find an example of me having a gf
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>>27124850
I don't get it. Why do all these people keep calling him an angel and a great guy. Isn't that not so subtly calling this girl a deformed, otherwise unloveable gargoyle? Saying this guy is a saint is just plain mean to the girl.
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>>27125296

In high school I felt there was more opportunity in a growing third world economy than a plateaud first world. I don't know if I believe that anymore, but I like to finish what I started.
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>>27125486
ROASTROASTROST
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>>27125536
Well yeah there still is, seeing from the rising of investment. So, it's all about business opportunities again ? Alright
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>>27125515
Haha yeah anyone who praises this guy automatically belittles the girl.
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>>27125515
omg you have such a huge heart for dating that ugly fuck <333 so selfless
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>>27124760
No he doesn't. He's a hyperchad showing off what a kind person he is. He probably cums on a different non-disabled girl's attractive non-mutated face every week.
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>>27125255
> i-i only come here to laugh
gets better everytime i see it
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Reminder that white men can't be robots, either.
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>>27124700
there are plenty of reverse examples of this

actually probably many more because women care more about personality than looks compared to men
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>>27126337
>posts a literal model
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>>27125216
sauce needed
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>>27124746
>help richard help
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>>27124850
why do people lie like this? is it a normie thing?
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>>27126337

I know this is bait but on the 0.001% that it isn't I'm gonna reply anyway because I have nothing better to do.

This guy could literally be a super model. White guys in general do not look this good and you know that you fat fuck.

>pic related. It's you.
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>>27124931
Might be a fetishist.
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>>27126357
to be honest , the average britbong is a 4/10 so the women can't really be choosy, this is why brits get cucked by so many African men.

Outside of London there is little these women can work with so they more likely to settle for a robot looking tard provided he is a confident and a strong man.
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>>27126926
they wish to appear as a saint in public
obviously, that hideous creature is nowhere near gorgeous, let alone human
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There are too many thirsty guys who will settle for anything female. It's disgusting, and leading to Idiocracy.
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>>27126926

People will eagerly compliment a person who they feel is less attractive than them, especially girls.

Its when they are more attractive that they hesitate because the truth makes them insecure
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>>27126926
Its all part of the social contract you never bothered to sign.
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>>27126357
>women care more about personality than looks compared to men

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Women care more about STATUS than looks compared to men. Don't mistake social standing for personality.
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I LITERALLY JUST FUCKING CAN'T ANYMORE

I got the picture from the page source, you guys make captions with it, there are so many fucking possibilities.
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>>27127026
>>27127034
Yeah but don't the ugly ones see through it? It seems really patronising but maybe they are grateful

>>27127041
nah most people don't do this
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>>27127042
4chan is really fucking stupid these days, jesus christ

let me guess, you also post on /pol/?
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>>27125515
Too deep for normies. They cant analyse for shit. That is why they give cliche stereotypical answers that that our culture spouts because they cant see further than that. That is also why they dont get depressed or cant comprehend different viewpoints. Its too complicated and relative for them.
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>>27124990
Oh you

>>27124700
And thanks for proving that women can not be robots, it really rustles my jimmies that people have the audacity to say other wise.
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>>27124725
>Is that fetal alcohol syndrome?

Nah she's just British
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She should be gassed.
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post cute couples
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>>27127230
How is this for a cute couple?
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fuck the haters their love is glorious
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>>27127251
soups qt
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>>27127283
>haters
>glorious
bait or not, this literal reddit-tier post just gave me a headache
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>>27126865
Helpe*
Kek, i wonder what was that all about
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>>27127316
>"robots" are triggered by anything that makes them realize how pathetic their own lives are
stay mad fruitcake~
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>>27127623
now youre not even trying anymore
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>>27125143
thanks for staying cuck-kun
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>>27125087
it's a disease where your skull is malformed, rest of the body is normal
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>>27126357
>Actually probably many more because women can care about personality than looks compared to men.

Aha aha ahahaha. Maybe that's why I can't het laid. I need more muh-personality!
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>>27127316
wow that was easy
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>>27126357
That guy is rich and famous. They had a show about him.
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>>27127070
what point are you trying to make? that you're mad because you're wrong?
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>>27124990
He's clearly training for when he encounters an Eldritch horror.
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>>27127869
yeah that's actually probably true, you retard.
Join a church if you're so desperate.
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>>27127869
Blaming someone else than you for your problems when an ugly jobless fatass like me can get laid without spending a dime really is not helping your cause, m8.
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>>27124931
If i looked liked I had fetal alcohol syndrome/downs hybrid. then i wouldn't want anyone to have the burden of dating me. I honestly think she's selfish.
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>>27124700
Honestly, fuck this guy. Guys like him are the reason even bottom-tier women think they deserve Chad.

Thirsty beta males who slum it with fatties and even deformed mutants like this girl make it harder for all of us. This guy isn't honorable. He's fucking pathetic and has no self-respect.
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>>27124700
Why would people knowingly make a laughingstock out of themselves by posting a pic like this?
If you will literally go for any tail because you a thirsty beta, at least don't advertise about it.
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>>27129546
Even your 10/10 wife will be ugly as fuck at age 38 so if you're serious about committing to a relationship, you'd better reach for a girl that won't nag and maybe has a nice personality instead of just looking at physical. Just sayin.
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>>27129404
>fairy tales improve personality
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>>27124790

I think that's why we're here, bub. We are too fucked up in the head to form proper connections with the people around us, instead we assume the worst about everybody and pick apart their flaws as an involuntary defence mechanism
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I want to see a picture of him next to a normal cute girl. His face reeks of not-happiness, of "look at how good I am!"
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>>27124931

> I do realize girls can't be robots

at least were making some progress.
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>>27125380
>I think
You think? It's written all over the fucking place
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>>27124700
yeah, she's loaded
so what
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>>27126926
I've always wondered. Don't they find it insulting? It's OBVIOUS they are lying, to everyone, so why do it? Yeah, nobody will call you on it, but everyone knows that it's a lie. If they do it to garner "Good Person Points", aren't they causing the direct opposite? Why not just keep your mouth shut instead of being such a phony-
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That isn't robot
That isn't human either
...It's fucking alien.
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>>27124700
I'm getting really sick of pro-natalists
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>inb4 that twitter screencap of that downie "beauty queen" rejecting a fellow tard for an attractive guy
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>>27125486

okay prove us wrong. literally the only example i can find was a lady who married a burned vet. but they were already together before he got deformed and she left a couple months after he did kek.
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This thread actually made me physically ill
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but what about that thread from a few days ago that had ugly guys with qt Stacies?
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>>27127213
I can't believe it took someone this long to say what needed to be said
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>>27132002

Well what would you do about it, if you were deformed? Call them out on their shit? And be labelled ungrateful and a general asshole for being mean to someone who's "only trying to be nice"? No, you grin and bear it, even though the hate wells up inside.
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https://www.instagram.com/p/BCvVSH2Ag72/
She is a berniecuck, not surprised tbqh
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>>27124850
>It doesn't matter who you are or what you look like so long as somebody loves you
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He somehow looks out of the picture, like if he himself was more in the camera
Maybe it's just the face
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>>27126357
LoL no
That's how the average anglo looks
Also he's pretty fit and I saw some people say he has social status/money
So eat shit roast
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ET want go home
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>oh, anon, you're such a great friend and you're so cuddly... but you deserve better than me..
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Put on some glasses
Keep your mouth closed

Wow, you look like a normal person. Imagine if people told her this instead of telling her to make an instagram blog and tumblr and facebook and plaster her fucking face everywhere while asserting that everyone is beautiful
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whoops, just proved wrong every post in this thread
sorry boys ;)
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>>27132232
Can't say I'm the least bit surprised
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>>27132228
I wouldn't do anything, I'm just saying, nobody benefits from this awkward situation. The person who posted it knows they're lying, the people seeing it and the uggo in question know it's bs, but can't call them out on it. Everyone loses because some normalfag wanted the moral highground.
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>>27132232
breddy much.

Its so obvious how he's dying inside.
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How can you love something that always looks like it's plotting something sinister?
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>>27127230
Jesus h. christ, let's post something against this female gollum
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>>27132726
Get that shit out of here

This thread is for top tier girls only
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>>27124790
She looks like a fucking walking abortion. Of course we're going to assume the absolute worst.
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>>27125515
They know deep inside that she's the definition of hideous. They just pretend to like her and compliment her. She's the retarded kid that everyone's afraid to pick on.
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>>27132726

>No neo-slavic gf
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>you will never have an ass faced syndrome gf

I'm okay with this.
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>>27124700
She looks like Ooma from the Witcher series
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get cucked son
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This is why you shouldn't drink while pregnant
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>>27133767
>only 90's kids remember being aborted fetusi
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