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All dubs get laid this year


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All dubs get laid this year
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>>27121775
roly poly
what if trips? threesome?
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rolly roll
trips = butt stuff
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>>27121889

Dubs Malone
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Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck
She fucks, eats, licks, and sucks
But not for me
I, her jumbo shrimp sized cuck
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What the hell I'll give it a shot
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lets do this robotsss
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ROLLING please God I need love
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I'm only here for the pussy.
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>>27121775
ROLLING FOR COCK
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I'll take one cowtit gf pls
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Please Jesus. Let me have this.
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I vow to lose my virginity this year, dubs or not but they can't hurt my chances
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Need this asian famuelo
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>>27121775
Rolling

original comment again
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>>27121775
roll roll rolling!!!
Hope it's trips :D
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i'm getting laid this year bitches@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
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need some dick in my life help me 4pan
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>>27121966
Thanks God
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Please for the love of God just let this happen.
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>>27121889
I was so close
trips = blowey joey
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>>27121922
winrar.tar.gz

go get em anon
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PLS I NEED SOME INTIMATE
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Sex is for the weak.
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>>27122033
dubs train

we're all lucky anons tonight :'^)
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>>27121943
That's a nice album, anon. I'll give you my dubs.
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Fucking captcha doesn't fucking work on my cellphone.
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Let's hope 2016 is the year I turn it all around
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truss mi dadi
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>>27121775

Trips and no one gets laid
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>>27121966
>>27122000
Praise kek. Nice
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>>27121775
Cmon u fuk

Original posting license
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trips for kgf
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>>27121775
lmao senpaitachi
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>>27122194
One more for the road
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Dear lord, bless this post with sick numbers

amen
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>>27122209
Practice rolls over this is the one
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I'm gonna do it, familia

Check 'em
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>>27121775
not this year

originato commento
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>>27121775
fuck the robot boys im game
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one of these days

please god help me fuck a bitch
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>>27121775
dubs pardo
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>>27121775
Roltyholyboly
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roll roll
original comment
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dubs please dubsdubsdubs
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thank you, god :')

i had a feeling
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Wanna be a normie
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>>27121775
>mfw all of my luck this year was used up by dubs.
At least I get dubs.
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aight lets roll boys
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rollin on the river
give me the dubs
put the dubs in my anus
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May the memes guide me.
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>>27121775
Please god anna why won't you love me
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Pls be kind lads
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i feel bad for her, she must be desperate
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this is my chance, come on
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Check em doubles man

Mute me again
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Le Horror
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>rolls dice
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and now I shall summon repeating digits plox
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>>27121775
fuck this
lets do this shit
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help me out robo pls
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I'd be far more excited about getting repeating digits for fucking once instead of hoping for meme magic
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>>27123044
you fucker you stole my dubs
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>>27122000
Trips means traps
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what if I already got laid? will these dubs matter?
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>>27121775
Fgtfagtronerini
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>>27123044
Normie! Reeee ee
So many normies
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Rollin stones

Original comment
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ch-check em...
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trips gets 10/10 w butt stuff
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check um mate'
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>>27121775
Okffss
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PAWG C'mon
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Don't know why I ever bother with these thread, but rolling anyway.
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The game is on
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it won't happen but
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>>27123304
Fuck it, reroll.
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>>27123317
Surely if I roll at least 10 times I should get dubs once?
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>>27121775
Griff yiff
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>>27123326
Okay. I give up.

originarru commento!
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>>27121775

>>27122222
So close ghg
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rolling my roll
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>>27121775
Check em, scrubs.
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I got laid this morning

I thought most of the virgin stuff on this board was a joke like tendies, honestly

I imagine the quiet majority is having fairly regular sex
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if trips i leave forever
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>>27121775
Check' em fampai

Original comment ehre
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>>27123471

if I get trips you leave forever

>>27123467


truth
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Eye doubt it
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Please
This is original
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>>27122062
>dumb phoneposter btfo
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Rollin, pls give me this I've waited so long oh god
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Shit fuck roll
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I cast my hope into this post.
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This is my time to shine
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dobs
give original commendobs
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>>27121775
original rolling thunder
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rolls spring
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>>27121775
This post has zero chance of getting dubs
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>>27121775
I dont want to get laid hahaha
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row row rollin'
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>>27121775
i mean i should this year
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>>27121775
Will this year be the year?
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rollin just because
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Please, god I need this
Not to get laid per se, just the intimacy that comes with getting laid
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>>27121775
Doin'it
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>>27121775
I'll only roll twice, because I have dignity,
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>>27124571
It's now or never. GET!
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Get me laid dubs
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>>27121775
let that some bitch Roll
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>>27121775
Ah fuck it I'll give it a shot
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Ohohohoh oh.
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gibe m3 that puss pls
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>>27121775
come daddy really needs this
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>>27121775

GIVE ME THIS DUB
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I want pussy

Originalololo
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udaspsad
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>>27121922
>>27121966
>>27122000
>>27122033
>>27122266
>>27122955
>>27123044
>>27124733
>tfw there is hope for r9k
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>>27124571
>>27124586
It's over, kill me now
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>>27121775
What do trips get
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I want to believe Bateman has my back, but come on. Even dubs can't help me now.
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>wanting to get laid

FUCKING NORMIES
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Rolling for the qts in my classes at University.
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>>27121775
Please based Bateman
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>>27121775
roll dis shiet
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>>27124799
That fucking sucks senpai. Also, roll please dubsman >>27124845
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Who /permavirginwithdubs/ here?
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>>27124834
Reroll, since I was so close.
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And if not dubs?
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Original forever virgyn
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Gonna try getting it for the second time just for lulz
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may i try a second time?
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Nigga playin' with my whoadie, I'ma ride
She say that that pussy wet so I'ma slide
She pull up and fuck the crew like she connivin'
Hey, I'ma cum all over her body
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Czech im
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rolling with le face face
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i don't need dubs to prove myself niga
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Here we go original comment
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>>27121775
I hope so
22 year old khv
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it's easy when you're 10/10
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>tfw getting laid this WEEK
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>>27125214
ok 9/10 it's not that bad
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>>27125222
look at this motherfucker
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>>27125230
fuck, let's try 8/10
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>>27125222

Doesnt count tho
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Ravioli ravioli give me the dubsoroli
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>>27121775
kill me
ssdsfdfs
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>>27125251
7/10 is the lowest i can go
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>>27121775
dubsamir putin chekc em
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>>27125268
fuck, one more try 6/10
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ckech em
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pls jesus
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Niggy boy
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roll for the heterosex
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>>27125252

Except I am. I knew that before I even saw this thread. My trips simply affirm it and show the truth of the gets.
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>>27125277
he did it! What a hero!
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Relling fuck off robot you cuck
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>>27123193
if nice digits smug trump waifus for everyone
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Check it bro
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>>27125260
Trying for dubs one more time
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>>27121775
>implying that will ever gonna happen
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check em brahs
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>>27125423
I can reroll as much as I want to but at best I'll be off by one
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its this or suicide
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>>27125472

uh oh well it was nice knowing you robots
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>>27125423
>>27125459
Last reroll.
Lately I've started thinking about rape.
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I wanna be orange cat for once.
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Rollin, original comment etc
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We're all gonna make it lads
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yeehaw into oblivion
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>>27121775
Oh boy, this sure seems legit.
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What about quads?
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>>27121775
this thread is still alive?

giving it a roll

another day, another chance for victory
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Khhv here. Will i make it?
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going to be 25 in 3 month. only dubs can saev me now.
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I don't care about getting laid I just want repeating digits
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Swiggit
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I'll take dubs as a sign that me and my LDR gf will meet and fuck by the end of the year.
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PLEASE
ORIGINAL ORIGINAL
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>>27126182
Breaking it off tomorrow.
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this post is 100% original there is nothing the robot can do about it.
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>>27121775
Please give me singles.
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Never not ever oh no
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Not me. Never gonna be me. Not ever gonna happen.
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>>27121775
I won't because i've given up trying. I never really tried in the first place.
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what if i want to keep my wizard powers?
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I already did, but still let's get them doubles
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>>27121775
P-please, Ill promise Ill be ORIGINAL if I get laid...
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>>27121775
I'm not missing the chance familia
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Rollllll me baby
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i love life
and original comments
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>>27121775
Blieve
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checkan
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Fuck it, let's do this. I've got nothing to lose
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Dublin please
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I'm getting pussy tonight boys
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>>27121775
It's gonna be a good summer
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Round 2 let's gooooo
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>>27126574
rerolling, pls god, i cant take it much longer
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Rollerino Amigos.
Originale Pimento
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>>27121775
what if I already got laid this year?
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>>27126544
nice faam
rolling for everyone in this thread. we'll all make it.
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Let's get some lays up in this bitch
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Gimme them dubs
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FML I'm A Single.
What if I roll quad?
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Cmon familia
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dubs pls
original lanigiro
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I hope I love her and she loves me, just getting laid isn't my goal
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Why the fuck not
Rollin for dat puss
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>>27126767
same fampai. least you got 67 repeating. maybe that's love.
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Roll...
Did I get laid?
Probably not
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daddy daddy
dubs get laddy
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>>27126842
nigger you have to do it again for it to work
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ROLL daddy don't rape me
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I won't get laid but just tryin anyways, mr. dubolina
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10% chance of me having sex this year? Might be on the high end but it's in the right ballpark.
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Rolling bc I need to be laid XD
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>>27121775
It doesnt have any sense.
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blease fampais
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>>27121775
ez pz lmn sqz desu
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I want some fug senpai
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>>27121775
I know I am getting dubbs, and if no dubbs, regardless. Motherfuckers.

BRING IT ON BITCHES

FOR THE NETHERLANDS
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>>27121775
duh lmao xD
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senpai pLeAse fUq mE
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The second coming. Let's get this right
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... 5th or 4th roll senpai notice me
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>>27121775

Please, I motherfucking need me some of them dubs.
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I bet not but let's spin the dice
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>>27121775
>>>/b/
Regardless I'll still roll because I'm a fag.
>>
r9k is the world's largest online social community for robot and robot enthusiasts, allowing people to connect through the creation and sharing of art.
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>>27121775
doing the most original possible role

(yay originality!)
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Wojak and Pepe is about a hardcore memer(Wojak ) and his loving cyborg (Pepe ). Together they frequently bash wits over various meme related ideologies.
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It's almost like there is this universe that only Pepe and Wojak exist within it, and they're just floating around in ...
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It doesn't say not dubs don't get laid right? Alright let's go
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these dubs are for you Alexa

*tip of originality*
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redemption round the street knocking?
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>>27121775
ALLAHU AKBAR FOR THE MEMES
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Stop lying to me, Bateman.
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>>27127388
congrats anon
also

future normie get out
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>>27121775
ayy senpai desu baka
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Whatever man, none of this matters.
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usually happens at least once, grant me luck!
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>>27127433
Impressive, very nice. Lets see Paul Allen's dubs.
original comment
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>>27121775
>All dubs get laid this year
i would prefer getting laid this month
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rolling kek
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This is for Allah
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>>27127508
why me huh
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>>27121775
haha sure they will
smuganimeface.jpg
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Pls gib de puss b0sz
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>>27127575
Roll doe
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Heh, that's never gonna happen.
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I finally got a girlfriend who's willing enough to fuck me. You can't control my fate dubs man!
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>>27127635
ENJOY WIZARDOM KEKBOI
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VIRGINITY BE GONE
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Please i need this so much
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Wew lad would you look at those dubs
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>>27121775
thats nice of you op thanks
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dubs nowwww
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Bullshit
not original
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>>27121775
ok lets do this.. get
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>>27121775
pls grant me dubs
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They call me...
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A couple of numbers won't give me that pussy, but what the hell.
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>>27121775
plserino
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>>27121775
rollin rollin rollin
fuvk robot
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>>27121775
GWAHD PLEASE GIV ME DUB
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>>27121775
what could le possibly le go wrong?
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Pls b0ss gibe dub
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here for the pucci
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Pls jeebus
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decidedly
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Digits of kek are my only religion.
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>>27128198
Reroll
Also, if dubs trump wins.
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rolly mo
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>>27128220
>Trump posts are dub magnet
>Trump post doesn't get dubs because that would mean kek would have to get me laid.
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>>27128222
Winrar.
>>27128220
Reroll.
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Is this how those people who share chain letters feel?
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This one's for pap
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Oh hell yeah finally.
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>>27121775
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyw9J6NuFSM
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Good luck to you all, as it seems that everyone who isn't me gets dubs.
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>>27128375
Please dont do this to me, frog
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Missed trips... Dubs still around?
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>>27121775
fuck i never get dubs :<
>>
Rolling to get raped by pepe
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dubs for me? please?
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>>27128422
nice repeating digits, friend-o ;^)
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Calling out the kikes gets you muted on this cuck site.
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not gonna happen for me
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I style at noon muh beuddahs
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>>27128420
You and I are the bottom rung among the robots.

Reminder, if you get dubs ever you are in fact a chad and must gtfo.
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>>27121775
if i dont get dubs this time im gonna an hero
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>>27128422
A dream come true.

Rolling to lose khv status
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>>27121775
I'm getting laid this year boys
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>>27128520
Cruel world.

Rollin meself
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rolling, i reall hope i get some dubs
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>>27128542
Doesn't look like it.

Rollin for both of us.
>>
meme magic please be real
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>>27128508
im not a kissless virgin tho. where does that put me on the robot - normie/chad scale? im 20 though so im really starting to get tempted by the concept of wizardry
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>>27128572
rip not gettin l8d

>>27128566
gz enjoy the dick
>>
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>>27128566
Yet another dub-chad. Get out.
>>
>>27128600
oh shit. go get em tiger
>>
I need this, Bateman make me virgino no more
>>
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>>27128600
It seems I am become dub-chad myself.
>>
pls give me cummies
>>
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Please give me a robot gf.
>>
>>27121775
pls gibe me them dubs. this is the 4th time im posting in this thread. im absolutely a desperate and broken human being
>>
Check dem all
>>
Let's see, bois
>>
>>27121775
rip thread also dubs get, fuck!
>>
Ayy lemme lemme
>>
>>27128600
pls bateman grant me them dubs
>>
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>>27128715
originandalomandalo
>>
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>>27121775
dub me bitches
i need poon tang
>>
>>27121775
Can't you dense motherfuckers see this as nothing more than a stupid ploy to ban your memeing asses?

By the way, check em.
>>
>>27128782
cali roll
>>
>>27121775
I have 1 year left until I turn 30.
Please don't let me become a wizard.
>>
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>>27121889
One off, shit man.
>>
rolling neetd this
>>
>>27128687
Yet another one-off.
>>
please dont let me get dubs
>>
At a sort of dubbly wubbly wibbly wobbly spacey wacy sort of time?
>>
patrick bateman gibe sex
>>
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This shit better be dubs I swear to god
>>
Stop abusing the power of doubles for such lowly goal as getting laid. You foulmouthed blasphemers.
>>
>>27128865
Well, you got what you wanted.
>>
>>27121775
Of course I'm getting dubs
>>
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>>27128885
fuck this shit

NO GF
>>
If only dubs controlled reality, O.P.
>>
>>27128885
Damn you got triple
>>
I swear to God if I don't get dubs I'm killing myself in December 31, 2016
>>
dubs dubs dubs bitch
>>
>>27128916
Oh come on, anon. As if this would actually work.
>>
Plz let me meet a qt trap polgbt
>>
>does it still work if you try more than once?
>>
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HARD CHECK INCOMMING
>>
>>27128958
.....Well shit, you've got me there anon.
>>
A demonologist transcended mongolist professor and geist activist was giving a lecture on hegel,known necromancer
>>
HOPE

this is original btw
>>
tacpo saldad bro
>>
Before the class begins,you must all get on your knees and worship the end of history as the most highly evolved sophistry the continent has ever known
>>
Even greater than bourgeois protestant theology!
>>
The professor began.
Just then, an uncaring-if-he-was-brave-because-being-judged-by-illusory-social-standards-was-of-no-importance-to-him unique girls school teacher, who had smoked over 1500 cigars in hippel's wine bar, stood up and held up "der enzige und eigentum"
>>
"you didn't write it at all, you stupid egoist!"
>>
This is my last chance to get dubs. Please, I can't go another year without sex.
>>
" its the stern, reluctant working of reason towards the full realization of itself in perfect freedom.",The arrogant professor smirked quite synthetically
>>
"Wrong. It's been a few years or something (time is nothing to me) since I, the Unique One, created it. If it was not mine, and idealism, as you say, is not a spook... then Ghost Busters wouldn't have had a happy ending."
>>
I NEEEEED dubs. Please
>>
The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his balls and copy of Plato's dialogues. He stormed out of the room crying those ironic thesis and antithesis tears, both coming together on his cheeks into synthesis.
>>
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Rolling 4 future
>>
Let me have this!
>>
There is no doubt that at this point our professor, Hegel (who liked to teach about himself), wished he had pulled himself up by his bootstraps and become more than a spook ridden sad cunt interested in arbitrary justifications.
>>
>>27121775
please now
>>
I don't wanna be sexless for the rest of my life
>>
He wished so much that he had some kind of Own to hold on to, and he had but just didn't realise it because he was an involuntary egoist.
>>
Dubs get now
>>
The students applauded and all started milk shops that day and accepted their Self-Enjoyment as the end of philosophy. An eagle named "Union of Egoists" flew into the room and perched atop the copy of "Stirner's Critics" and shed a beer on the hardcover
>>
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GachiGasm
>>
"Ich hab' Mein Sach' auf Nichts gestell" was said several times, and Renzo Novatore himself showed up and demonstrated how hand grenades are nothing but a means of killing police officers.
>>
>>27129322
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDBM0q7L9do
>>
I literally just want sex
>>
The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of superstition and his "books" were disregarded for all eternity.
>>
>>27121775
check em cause im done with this shithole
>>
Rolee poleee oleee
>>
>>27129387
>off by one
go on without me robots
>>
>>27121775
Mememememememememememeememmeeme
>>
I will have to be satisfied with having free will,individual agency, and a sense of true self.
That unity with another person would have been nice though.
>>
>>27121775
Funny thing is that last year I rolled and said "If dubs, i'm gonna get laid this year" and guess what. I got dubs and got laid 2 months after this
>>
I'm ok either way but still

blocaajdsibidacdsabcaidscsc
>>
So few dubs in this thread.
Statistically, they should be 1/10,
Though obviously, when people get dubs they leave.
>>
>>27121775
Rollllin' for anti wizard-mode
>>
>>27129322
>>27128600
>>27128566
>>27128322
>>27128311
>>27128222
>>27127677
>>27127500
>>27127433
>>27127388
>>27126877
>>27126744
>>27126544
>>27126488
Lord jesus share these repeating digits so that there might be one less unoriginal comment on this board
>>
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I'm gonna fuck some qts!
>>
Dubs don't do anything
>>
>>27129474
ok one qt will do
>>
>>27121775
rorringu
wow, muted? really? somebody else has said 'rorringu' before me?
>>
>>27129474
That's a boy though
>>
Is something controlling the post numbers?
>>
Never rolled dubs in my life. Not gonna happen now
>>
>>27129500
hole in one, sweet, i'm out
cheers to all my duplicate-number-challenged brethren
>>
>>27121775
I know the outcome, but whatever
>>
An occidental historical linearist professor and national socialist was giving a lecture on Europe, known continent.
>>
Gets them dubs, I am ready.
>>
"Before the class begins, you must all get on your knees and worship western civilization, the most modern culture the world has ever known, even greater than ancient semitic civilization!"
>>
>>27121775
ROLLING BABBBBBBEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>
>>27129533
Nice
Oringiall
>>
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THIS IS MY CHANCE, DONT FAIL ME NOW
>>
Pls gimme dubs
>>
I have to type random shit in the comment section because /r9k/ has a robot that does nothing to improve this shithole except have people type spam in to avoid the filter.
>>
Give me some dubs please
>>
>>27129833
FINALLY!
Really grateful here
>>
>>27121775
FUCK YOU FAGGOT!21223423
>>
maybe this timee praise kek
>>
How low we have sunk.
>>
>>27121775
what do these trips get
>>
>>27121775
>implying anyone here will EVER get laid.
Fuck you! We're all bitter cynical incelfags in here.

Here's a prediction, a prophecy so to speak: Nothing nice will ever happen, and if it does, it will not be to us, and if it is, it will serve the function of bringing about an even greater form of despair.

Also you will not find peace in death, because we're all going to hell.
>>
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>>27129470
Have som "clocks" as well
>>
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Dubs for Jeb
>>
>>27121960

I'll be taking those cowtits friendo
>>
>>27121775
Only god may know...
>>
>>27121775
i get laid anyway :^)
>>
Believe
>>
>>27121775
rollin' pjaf
>>
>>27121775
roll for double numbers in my post
>>
please give me dubs oh god
>>
>>27130113
rerollin' qqqqqqq
>>
PLEASE GOD JUST THIS ONCE.
>>
Hi please let me know
>>
rolllllll me to oblivion
>>
rolling like a bad man
>>
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rerolling pls god
>>
>>27121775
Worth a shot.gasdredsftrewaga
>>
>>27130208
>>27130182

it aint happening feelsbadman
>>
roll for wizardry
>>
just fuck my life up to be quite honest family originaru postu
>>
>>27121775
rdrjbodrbdorb
>>
>>27121775
I hope daddy gives me dubs today
>>
theeeeeeeeey seeeeeeeeeeee meeeeeeeeeee rollinnnnnn
>>
>>27121775
pls me
>>
Will probably happen in summer
>>
>>27121775
SuS JuJ CoC LuL and other such things common in YTPs
>>
Besides with gf?
>>
>>27121775
I cant not get dubs
>>
I actually think my odds can be decent this year. I'll give it a roll.
>>
lets go

AHAHAHAHAHDHHDH
>>
Please let it be a man.
>>
>>27130539
no, not possible
>>
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Come on come on come on come on. I NEED IT
>>
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Please. oc
>>
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>>27121775
los los los
>>
Im cursed
>>
>>27130555
sorry bro, those aint doubles
>>
I'm getting laid this year, boys

Original
>>
>>27121775
Thanks, Patrick!

You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
>>
>>27121775
Rollerbladestbqhwyfamalampai
>>
>>27121775
jnfndjnvkjojbhugyhjnjksjkufnsjdf
>>
>>27121775
Rerolling because wasn't specified it it allowed.

You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
>>
>>27121775
nbydrxctyvhjbkniytcrszyxrcftyghujioklpuvctvb
>>
If singles I'm a wizard. Fuuuuuckkkk
>>
>>27121775
I'm just a lonely broken soul.
>>
>>27121775
niggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggereniggerniggernigger
>>
I dont believe you. desudesudesu
>>
>>27121775
wkeyhrwgyi7efhnruyianw DUBS GET ALREADY ALSO ORIGINAL
>>
i belieeve
>>
Trips and lose it to a fellow robot
>>
>>27121775
iuherngww78onfyeuihahk
>>
Rolling for dat pussay
>>
>>27121775
please JUST LET ME DO IT

originaolio
>>
>>27121775
rollerineroroadoa
>>
>>27121775
wydoontyouletmegetdubsyoufuckingmoronpatrickafhnukearhflsk
>>
Rolling because I'm basically guaranteed to have sex with gf sometime today
>>
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>>27121775

"replies: 444"
>>
>>27121775
iuehs7e47583woaufhgtriraufrwh8eaojwiuduhcery754w8o3auwlifehuist

NOT SPAM JUST GET
>>
>>27121775
If dubs then i'll get laid this month
>>
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Level 25 is far enough. It ends here.
>>
pls Lord Jesus give me dubs
>>
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>>27121775
iwannagetlaidyoufuckingstupidbastardfuckmyshitup
>>
>>27121775
god please you know i need pussy
>>
pls

oh-riginal comment
>>
Chek them dubbers
>>
>>27121775
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESFOIJRSNISRNFUHRNFUYHE RNGEMFRUNFEHRNGRJNFIJMFIJFNSDJINFRGNETIMGRT,HGRTMEGWERUGNRTNGJWMJFKDVNGTRIHGIRT
>>
>>27121775
You wouldn't lie to me wouldn't you.
>>
>>27121775
PLKOIJHUYRQASWDERFTGYHUJIKOLZSXDCFVGBHNJMK,.POKHBTRCFRCFTVNJINIJNWRIJCNIMEFJIGNRHGNERN FDMKFRJNTENRJIFMJERINTIEJRMFKD,EMRNMEIJNFHTGNHREMFIJERHNGHETNGFIJERMFIJERMFUERNFIJM,FOWJTURHFEIJM,.DO,EWOK,EFJMWEFINREFJM,FKWERNFTINFIEUFNYERBFERHNFIEJMRFURNFERHNGYTGNWEMFEODKO,LSLFI9RUHTUTIMGIJMFJRGMUTUMDK,FSKSD,FSKDMFSMFURNEUHTU5MGETJIGNHETGNERMFNOFHFJGALFIDGLSDFNDMVJIDTMVIDFNGJIFKGVNUFDVJKM DKFGKGNELJNVFJVMDFGKHBSJNSDFMFBGJNSSKMGBNFKLBKMVBNLIUNKVLNBLKJGNSNBFMGV BNSSGJNBRJTMBLMKGFM
>>
>>27121775
finally its my chance
>>
JUST FUCK me, please ;_;
>>
>>27121775
roll
pls, dont wanna be a wizard
>>
check this trips, quads, quints, sixts and/or singles
>>
Rolloception
>>
>>27121775
I wanna fuck mai waifu
>>
>>27121775
check em bitch ass mothafuggin cracka
>>
Joke's on you OP. I've had sex just about 10 times this week
And one of them was cheating on my gf
;_;
>>
LET IT BE THIS YEAR I DON'T WANNA BE A WIZARD ANYMORE
>>
Worth the try
>>
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give dubs please
>>
>>27121775
Circo de soled
>>
>>27121775
I dont need it but i would prefer getting laid
>>
can i haz the sex plz?
>>
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>>27131390
nice meme fampai
>>
check my 6 digit
>>
roll roll
please

comentario original
>>
>>27131399
EOQ O PING DO RECONECT VIADO
>>
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>>27121775
Gibe me dubs plox fuhrer senpai
>>
>>27121775
>Dubs
>Me getting them
>implying
>>
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>>27131503
Hahaha, no dubs UUUU
>>
>>27121775
heil Hitlerkgvcxszxcvbnm,omijnhugybtfcdrxsewazsexdrctfvgybhunjmik,l.oijmnhubygvtfcrdxsezawsexcfvgbhunjimijhgybfvtcdrxsezxrdctfvygbunvfcdsrtghfcgvjhbhvcdxtyrtufykgbhvgfxfgijhgcfxs6dfguh
>>
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Dubs for gf, save this lonely anon pls
>>
>>27131555
>trips
GODS=MODS
>>
>>27131555
t-trips get what, senpai?
>>
>>27131522
>>27131555
WINRAR FOR THE PEPE BOYS
>>
>>27121775
wouldn't mind if I did
>>
>>27131555
he said dubs, not trips kek
>>
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>>27121775
Check em.
Originality is what this comment is yoi niggers
>>
>>27121775
god please save me from my lonlieness, please god give me dubs for a girlfriend.
>>
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>>27131642
Redeeming my failure with satanic trips.

Praise Satan!!!!
>>
>>27121775
MAN FUCK THIS SHIT!! I CANT EVEN GET A FUCKING GIRL.
>>
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>>27131690
Redeeming my failure with Quads.

Hnggggghhgh
>>
Please?

I'm really original robot
>>
>>27131721
Repeating digits of virginity.

Haaaaaaaaagahhhhhhhh
>>
Checks numbers
>>
This dick is getting laid familia
>>
>>27131736
Lol fuck once more and that's all
>>
Lel not getting laid biatch
>>
let's roll then, shall we
>>
I just want a real relationship this year. I dont care about getting laid. Please dubs.
>>
Rollin' for dubs, let me be lucky
>>
>>27131818
>1818
Is this considered a dub?
>>
>>27121775
Czechaustrian them
>>
>>27121775
pleseare
>>
i don't want to im a buddhist
>>
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R-rollerino roll roll
>>
>>27121775
LEMME ROLL (THIS IS AN ORIGINAL COMMENT GODDAMIT)
>>
>>27121775
pls robot overseer allow me to post so I can get dubbies and finally get laid
>>
>>27121775
:(
maybe next year yeah?
>>
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This is so pathetic yet here i am rolling
Take this shit back to /b/
>>
>>27121775
rollerino

fcking originalino commento
>>
Please Mr. Dubsman Sir
>>
Come the fuck on
>>
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If I don't lose it this year, i'm ending it all.
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