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Everyday is like sunday edition
>>27119053
i ain't no Britisher, but that song is some good shit
alright lads, who still up
>>27119229
I am lad just had another fish n chip
>>27119229
me, why are you up?
Please post some stuff guys this thread is on its last legs
why isnt anybody awake yet?
>>27120303
i am, been up all night destroying my mind with drugs
My ears are so blocked up my cheeks hurt. I think I'll forgo the GP and skip straight to the walk in centre.
>woke up at 5 this morning, dry as fuck
>full depressive episode, quietly sobbing trying not to wake the missus
>inb4 normies leave
>>27121704
Aww, you must have such a depressing life, what with having people that care about you. It must be so hard on you, not being alone all the time. Poor you.
>>27121763
Ikr just end it all right now lads
Fucking Sunday! Hate this day, Tesco not even open for another...4 hours or so, can't get that sweet Nutty Krust bread, those tender Sunblest Pancakes, the finest slices of Denny ham...JUST.
>>27121763
t. Smelly Nu-male beta cuck mad because women think he's a bitch fag who couldn't please here even is he had a massive 8-incher
how do i make money quick and easy online?
>>27122358
Complete surveys online with reliable, trustworthy websites like youguv
>>27122385
will i get the money today though
>>27122420
Depends how many you complete
>trip codes are for your faviorate rootOk lads so my iPad five just asked me what a midlife fart smells like
> take a year off and listen.windows are for girls that will never die again
>>27119258
A single fish? Would you be back on the roll if I were a Muslim interpretation dance mine is pic related lads
>>27122385
Much could you make in an eight hour a day stretch?
>>27122612
>>27122531
Are you speaking in memese?
>You say to beuatiful english girl who you want rape 'Bby i love you yes I love you it is true x'
>She say 'Fuck off Mohinder Muhammad and poo in the loo!'
;( I would giv her ugg and ipad if she would be mine for me
R9000 bucks an hour to bare your soul the AI goods the first membership task should be sign up pick a name and do a fifty question questionnaire.
>1. produce a 50 question capture
>bucks
>goods
>first
>fifty
So if that was a good comfy line I made 4 5's half of a unit
> unit
>>27119053
I bought a bike it was the wrong size, fell of it and its fucked. put it on gumtree for a third of the price I bought it for but im ready to cut my losses. How the fuck do I get rid of it??
Can't figure out if I've lucked out of a hangover or if I'm still drunk lads.
>>27122748
Facebook bike sellers in your area. There are always autists tied to a particular hobby looking for shit.
>>27122754
Don't risk it, go back to sleep again and you'll never know.
>>27122748
Steal it, do the insurance paper work.
>>27122428
>need 5000 points for a cash out
>can only earn 100 points a day
fucking great.
>>27122800
It was a ruse, YouGov is a scam
Don't know whether to buy a new car lads.
Worried I'll regret it as soon as I drive it away, like all major purchases I make. Can't be dealing with that kind of potential regret. They want to know if I'm interested and I am, but struggling with the anxiety of committing to the purchase.
>>27122822
If you don't need it then don't bother.
You'd have been better not talking to the seller until you made your mind up. Your autism will pressure you into making the purchase, then your autism will prevent you from going back because you don't want it.
t. Autist - don't make any rash decisions now.
>>27122822
I am scared of being scammed thb
>>27122822
Do you need a new car?
Will you need a new car in the next 6 months?
Is the price of the car you're considering within your budget?
Do you consider the price you'd be paying a good deal?
Think about these things.
The black post game has to much oil to gas squares and hide<
>any new Nigel pics
Looking for a grad job after I finish uni. Plenty of jobs but most are in London.
fucks sake.
>>27122900
What's wrong with London?
>tfw the OP image is already subject to artifacting
At this rate we'll be niggers by May.
>>27122935
What's right with London?
>>27122866
I don't desperately need one. Mine is in good condition but will need a lot of work doing on it soon. This new car is just better in general.
Within my budget, amazing deal. Probably more expensive to run but not by much.
>>27122952
It's where all the jobs are. Loads of qt tourists with limited sense of personal boundaries. Really nice Egyptian restaurant I like.
>>27122964
Yeah but I'd rather not spend a shitload for a one bedroom cupboard.
The fact that I've been told I need 35k minimum annual salary to survive in London is concerning.
Talking about work lads?
Not that comfy to forget the regret of knowing where we all are - 0ne step closerto the endof the thread
>hanging around for a clash of culture
>>27122985
>The fact that I've been told I need 35k minimum annual salary to survive in London is concerning.
It's also a lie. I moved down here on 21k in 2013, lived comfortably and alone in a decent 1 bed flat.
What kind of coffee do you fellow britbongs drink? nescafefag here
Am I a frickin' heretic for drinking tea AND coffee? Most people around me don't give a shit (non-brit eurofags), but I'd love to know your opinion about this subject
>>27122754
Probably not senpai. You'll still be pissed. Time to knock back the water and some paracetamol
>>27123021
You're a fucking heretic for drinking Nescafe. Try something a bit less shit or alternatively, buy yourself a cafeteria and drink real coffee.
Nescafe is all I drink at work because it's the only thing available but as soon as I'm home, I go straight for the good stuff.
I also drink a lot of tea, just depends on what mood I'm in.
I'M ETHAN BRADBURY!
original
>>27123055
good idea lad, even if Im not about to go into hungover mode, it's not as if it'll do any harm.
>>27123066
>buy yourself a cafeteria
>>27123005
this guy is probably exaggerating, a 1 bed flat will cost 800-1000 a month while bills will be another 100-150. When you add on travel, food etc it may be possible but you'll be living paycheck to paycheck.
>>27123129
When i wake up without a hangover or still mildly pissed i knock back water until im full then take a glass with me back to my room
Sprite is also good for encouraging the symptoms of the hangover so you can get it over with quicker
>>27123146
I wasn't, I'm still not. You won't have a three bed house obviously but it's not as bad as people make out.
>>27123136
Fuck, all my internet cred, gone. It done autocorrected. I meant "cafetiere".
>>27123156
Im pretty god at avoiding them to be fair, if ive been drinking, when I come home I tend to drink a litre of water and snack on some cheese. Just need to be okay for a driving lesson this afternoon desu
>>27123156
>>27123179
I can't seem to work out exactly what causes my hangovers. Sometimes I can have a few glasses of wine and wake up feeling like I've been licking an arsehole all night, with a bad head and terrible nausea.
Other times I can spend an entire night drinking a shit load of stuff, all on an empty stomach, and I feel alright the morning after.
It's like there's no rhyme or reason to why I feel like shit the day after.
Post your vintage OPs, lads.
fucking hate the tombola bingo ads
fucking normie cunts
Had a power cut yesterday and realised just how empty my life is.
Don't ever leave me again, internet.
>>27123206
it all depends on your body's ability to deconstruct glucose/sugars
Rule of thumb: generally speaking the more sugars your drink contains, the more wasted you will feel on your hangover if you drink much of it.
For example:
>vodka - not too much sugar - generally fast recovery from it
>sweet spirits like Jagermeister - lots of sugar - you will feel like shit
>wine/champagne - extremely high amounts of sugar - you will feel as if you were hit by a TGV running at flank speed
you get the idea
>>27123283
If I ever wake up and the internet is off for any reason, I turn into a proper angry sperg
>>27123206
I think that its something to do with the amount of sugar. I also think tge glasses might not be clean at the one local spot with a 4am licence
>>27123292
I've never had a hangover from champagne, I thought that was why richfags drink it.
Thinking of going for a bit of a hike lads. The sun is out and I'm going a bit crazy being stuck in the house. Off up Derbyshire way I think.
>>27123292
Yeah, I'm a bit of a cunt and drink champagne every time I'm out. I find it doesn't give me a hangover unless I mix it with other drinks.
>>27119053
that song was filmed in my local area Tbh, Southend-On-Sea
like the new image
Might go to the gym lads but i lack any motivation.
Also champagne tastes wank
>>27123343
nice lad, let me know how it goes. been tempted to go on a hike myself for a while now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BmErRm-vApI
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQevK_bUV9g
https://eroshare.com/i/qfb8pxja
Roasties are fucking disgusting
>go to bed at reasonable time last night to wake up and go to the gym early
>snoozing
>got an app on my phone that tracks sleep cycles so I can wake up refreshed
>about 4am
>doorbell goes
>wakes me up
>what the fuck, did I dream it?
>can't hear anything else
>suddenly someone is moving the bins about
>oshit, must be someone trying to break in
>sit in bed for a while
>put a text in group chat asking if anyone wanted to be let in
>no response
>text friend who was working that night whether it was him
>no response
>noise stops
>I eventually doze off
>about half an hour later
>doorbell goes off again
>fuck this
>get out of bed and go downstairs
>its the kid who was working
>oops sorry I forgot my keys and my phone is out of battery
so now I'm fucking tired as shit, I woke up late and half the day is gone
>>27123021
alcafe french roast from aldi is 1.79 yet it tastes pretty damn good
>>27123380
I'm going in 30 mins after my brekkie settles
>>27119083
>>27123371
What song are you going on about?
>>27123553
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0LeL9BUPtA
helps guys, i have anal fissures.
i can't sit down without intense, sharp pain.
>>27123610
go to the doctor you mong
So facebook numbers back in the bebo days where plus one friends and a second friend you should never met or meet online again. But only one side read the the rules and that side was the greatest fan and instead of siting down waited to take over much like bonsai and MM.
>>27123619
it's a sunday, gayboy
>>27123636
ah shit yeah, I mean if it's that bad go to A&E or ring the non-emergency number
Lads lads the tine tong thing to think a drinking game before the hour strikes but sip in new Zeland its the sound, the post and sip together before noons turn once again on the sons days
I don't know about cigarettes but I need a smoke these days. (social smoker).
I bought the Lucky Strike brown box blue and although the buzz is nice it is really harsh on my throat and makes it dry for hours.
What should I buy? Something not too light, I want to feel the nicotine hit but no dry my throat like that..
>>27123671
Get some silk cut, you big girl ;)
>>27123671
sterling duals are quite a nice smoke
if you can find them, American Spirit yellows are really smooth
avoid Marlboro reds
menthol cigs are generally smoother but a bit girly
>>27123636
People don't get sick of Sundays?
And fucking GPs have the sheer audacity to bitch at the government. Fucking entitled cunts
>>27123671
unfiltered your mind to think on the vapour wave to be that closer to a multi-millisecond pressure checker that is forced to adjust every time to effect thought that's funny wait unti1 you hear what I never done last night
>>27123694
GPs=/= Junior Doctors
but yeah, realistically they should be open on sundays
I can't think of an easier job than being a GP
"think I've got flu, doc"
"you sneezing? headache? achey joints?"
"yeah"
"yeah sounds like flu, take one of these a day, bye"
it's not like people come into GP surgeries with the lower half of them missing, it's literally just diagnosing something then passing them on to the relevant authority
>>27123693
can I find American Spirit in the UK? ..I didn't know.
I will be at the airport later on to pick up a friend, maybe I can find something more exotic there.
>>27123702
i actually tried once from a guy unfiltered straight blue lucky strike and it was horrendous.
>>27123688
I actually enjoy chocolate and coctails. So as a metrosexual fedoraguy maybe I should try them. ;^)
>>27123718
you can find it in select places but it's just luck of the draw, most offies and that won't have them
definitely the best snouts I've had though
>>27123717
>>27123702
rolling a joint into downward facing dog.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nj9-sukmWr0
I want to die desu hahaha
>>27123739
we've got so much in common, I want you to die too
>>27123729
i tried when I visit the US and they were great. i agree.
Any options that I could find easily? As you can tell I don't mind to find a special taste of blend.
Just want to feel the buzz but be easy on the throat.
I guess all the blue varieties of cigarettes fall into the medium category?
red = full powah
blue = medium
lights = lights.
i'm stalking the girl behind the cigarette counter at morrisons
i've found most of her social media profiles
should i find where she lives and put a letter in the door
>visiting my parents on my day off
>tfw just browsing 4chan and catching up with it's always sunny
Least I still visit more than my brother.
>>27123761
like I said mate, you can't go wrong with sterling duals
>>27123794
I don't like menthols but it seems like every girl does, duals are top tier night out fags for crashing purposes.
>>27123739
I would rather you didn't tbqh lad
>>27123739
LOOK OUTSIDE IT'S SUNNY TODAY!
>>27123794
>>27123829
sounds horrendous too. i like simple thing and no added flavors.
>>27123739
If you die can I have your stuff?
>>27123501
Im gunna go tomorrow, I'm not physiologically strong enough to go on weekends
>>27123972
Nah mate, it's one of those where there's a little crushball thing in the filter, so they're just normal quite good fags until you press on that and make them menthols.
Personally I'm a B&H Gold guy
>>27123717
>GPs=/= Junior Doctors
I never said they were
>>27123999
ah i see. such technology.
^ the threads still here though
Who /chavfashion/ here?
>>27124085
that's not really chav though,
>No Northface
>No Nike huaraches/airmax
>No nike/gucci/armani purse
I bet you dont even smoke t'herb
>>27123792
New season any good? One of the most consistently funny shows so maybe the question is a bit redundant
>>27124077
"you cannot deleta a post this old" I trolled myself
I've been up since 11, I'm not used to being awake this early. Sunny day lads, guess we should probably go outside at least for a bit
>>27124111
Guess I'm just /normiefashion/ then?
>>27124114
It's actually pretty good for the most part.
I think 2 episodes are just okay, the rest are good. Better than the last season which had several mediocre episodes. Not bad ones, just okay.
>>27124143
Overcast here lad. might think about going for a walk later though
>>27123739
What's wrong lad? DB is always here for you, you big hairy faggot.
I made this fucking thread at 5 am stayed up until now just to delete it at 100 repliess and cant do it because its "too old" Jdimsa
>>27124161
You can't delete threads brah
>>27124168
yes you can you complete dingus
^ lol he made himself mad
>tfw Evertonian
OFF TO WEMBLEY LADS
Fuck everyone in this thread I would kill you all given the chance
Post fictional wives (waifus) lads
>>27124161
Thats unfortunate for you. I don't get why you hate these threads so much. I think you care about things too much (and might not be over 18).
>>27124238
I am actually 32 I just have the mind of a child
>>27124116
Nice try, cumfaggot
>>27124236
Worried about Junlad
>>27124236
/mio/posting
>>27124236
Pretty tired and don't want to go to work today lads.
>>27124262
Giving him (You)'s
Come on lad
>>27124263
He's alri, watching the Animatrix now
>>27123694
They're born into a class that traditionally does not work on Sundays. That's all there is to it.
>Sorry Granny, better only get ill Monday-Friday 9-5!
>>27124224
Neutral but always happy to see Chelsea get beaten. Lovely goals too.
>>27124399
The first time in months I haven't felt depressed, I managed to get some free cocaine of a very friendly and happy evertonian as well after the match, best day ever
>>27124408
>Caring this much about le kick the ball game
Kill yourself my man
>>27124425
Sorry but this thread is for British people only. You will have to leave.
>>27124425
>be a newcastle fan
>Big Rafa gets hired as manager
>also a hibs fan (Soneone supporting a non-old firm team, shock)
>in the final today
First good feels in years. It's been so long since I could enjoy the exploits of either team.
Wish I copped a ticket but wasn't sure I'd get it off work.
>>27124450
>>27124451
just don't give him (You)s, he'll get bored eventually
Yesterday was a bad day to be a Stoke fan
>>27124451
Getting Rafa is such a good deal for Poocastle. Sure he's too past it to win anything, but he'll keep Newcastle up with ease.
>>27124450
I MADE this thread you ungrateful cunt and I am British
>>27124450
>>27124451
>replying to the trip
lads you need to stop it, this is how his faggotism spreads.
>>27124467
No I'll just up the ante and become increasingly more annoying until I do get (you)s
>>27124451
How's it feel knowing that Newcastle are gonna go down?
>>27124450
>thinks every brit likes football
Remember lad, some people (especially the types here) hate normie stuff because they link it with the guys in school who were more popular and/or bullied them.
>>27124468
Newcastle will never be title challangers. I've accepted this. 1995 feels like the last time we were in with a chance.
>we will never have a manager with as much passion as keegan.
>>27124478
>>27124467
>>27124450
He'd make one post a thread up until recently.
Seems when tilde isn't around the masochists give (You)s to one of the most low effort tripfags going
>>27124236
>be
>be me
>bbbbbbbbbbb
>names beginning with boy name's first though
>>27124495
Not that bad this time to be honest.
I hope we don't and Rafa will probably keep us up. But if we go down, I wont be as upset as last time because we really deserve to go down the state we've been. We'll be king of the underlings.
>>27124530
Is Bonsai really back or are you just a cheap imitation
>>27124518
As much as I hate Man United more than any other team ever, Fergie got into his head and destroyed Keegan.
>>27124262
hey lets swap not enough numbers to jam
https://youtu.be/hf4EFDGP4yg
Should Arsene Wenger leave at the end of the season?
>>27124526
>one of the most low effort tripfags going
Bullshit
>>27124590
Good taste, I'll always be more of an Ian Dury and the Blockheads guy though
>>27124561
I agree. I despise Man U, but Fergie deserves credit not only for being a good manager, but also for being able to psyche out his competition.
That's why keegan had to leave. He was a broken man.
>>27124627
Keegan is a faggot and Newcastle is a shit hole full of scum
Hey guys cumfaggot is such an idiot amirite? Respond if you agree
>>27124541
Best thing for Newcastle to do right now is conceded this season and go down, regroup, then win the Championship next season.
>>27124651
Yee wot mate? i'll fuckin end yee.
>>27124698
I don't know why but I just hate Newcastle so fucking much
>Fishing for you's this badly
Low energy desu
>>27124731
why though anon? what did newcastle do to you?
>>27124731
No one likes newcastle.
It's Scotland, but in England.
Were you touched by a Geordie?
>>27124750
Exist to be honest
>>27124748
Whatever do you mean fellow anon I just arrived here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BfOdWSiyWoc
Getting nostalgic for the early '00s lads.
Anyone excited for daredevil season 2 ?
>>27124761
That's a very good analogy desu senpai
Just filter cumfaggot and stop replying holy shit. Most of the posts on my screen right now are hidden because of replies to this cunt.
>>27124797
Hell yeah I am
Are they releasing the episodes weekly or binging them like Jessica Jones?
>>27124819
Binging them. what did you think of jessica jones? It was utter shit in my opinion and so much jewish trickery too
>>27124797
I am ready and waiting to get Franked.
>>27124817
Well thats the cowards tactic isn't it? you pathetic little ant
>>27124236
>tfw earlgraysexual
>>27124838
I liked it, but I am a David Tennantaboo.
Finally got some more (you)s lads
>>27124797
haven't seen season 1 yet.
Downloaded it the other day though after it was recommended.
>Frank in season 2
This is my main reason to get into.
>>27124862
Starting having that first thing when I wake up. Not a bad cup of tea desu
>>27124898
Season 1 is great, best Marvel's done imo
But you are right, Frank is absolutely going to steal every scene he's in
>>27124905
Nah lad, PG tips for a wakeup brew, earl grey is far too posh for my midlands sensibilities
every able body should crack once if their miserable life to find themselves in a tube station at might night and forget where they are to check crack once a life time. He was the last face of time and cum faggot has his trip https://youtu.be/MhESGrnUieU
>>27125038
>He was the last face of time and cum faggot has his trip
Hey if you want to say something say it pal
>got the house to myself for several months at a time in 2 weeks
>mfw
dear oh dear
>>27124942
I'm gonna marathon it with the misses when we have two days off together next week.
Daredevil is what batman should be.
>>27125038
>monkey music
mate, why?
Anyone hype for Elektra?
>>27125099
*Saved* I'm genuinely flattered this is my first piece of fan art if you will as a trip here. Thank you anon
>>27123717
And most of the time they they dgaf if you did come in with the lower half of you missing they'd still diagnose you with the flu until you fucked off and died.
Proper hate doctors. Don't even get me started on these whiny little junior doctor shits.
>>27122991
>0ne step closer to the end of the thread
But mate every step closer to the end is a good thing because it means we don't have to live anymore. I'm sprinting there.
>>27124838
>and so much jewish trickery too
How so? And please don't mention her banging Nick Cage because that's a years old staple of the comics
>>27125122
>Frank Castle in picture
mate, no one cares about Elektra bro. It's all about Frank.
What next, you can't wait for wondy in BVS?
>>27125173
We all know Frank is going to rock, that's a given. Hence the Elektra question, since it might offer differing opinions
>>27125162
>Marvel are literal cucks
kek I never knew that
>>27125162
Ok fine I'm gonna stop shitposting and be real for a second. Every white male character was either evil or a joke. You had evil creep rapist and evil policeman. Also beta diaper fetishist. That wasn''t what pissed me off the most though. there was one part where a fat black lesbian criminal was portrayed as a bad guy and I was surprised because this character is "oppressed" according to sjws and could never be evil. Funily enough it turns out she was a good guy. Complete bullshit.
>>27125186
I'm not excited because of the 'stronk womyn' shit that's been shoehorned in a lot of shows right now. And not even good. (see every female in Gotham)
>walking home from gym
>get approached by romanian looking woman, some more on the other side with clipboards
>she motions me to look at it, points at her ear which I took to imply she was deaf
>look at it
>it's just a piece of paper with a few stock images of disabled people being helped and a blue disabled badge etc
>says something along the lines of fund for new children's disabled hospital or some shit
>skeptical at this point
>sheet has a table that asks for your postcode, name and donation amount
>only one other person has donated
>that's questions, regards question frogs.png
>give her the benefit of the doubt and say I don't have any money
>she somehow understands (despite being """"deaf"""") and writes down 'cash point', pointing down the road
>tell her no and walk on
does this make me a bloody racist? they were Romanian looking and luckily I'd heard of this scam on /trv/ before, so I was doubtful from the start. Might dob them in to plod Tbh, can't be having this in my town.
>>27119053
hope i've got the day off tomorrow
>>27125103
>sorry bro that was low what
https://youtu.be/79ZP946eNVQ
>>27124838
I really liked it, david tenant made it and the lass that plays jessica gives me a stiffy
any canny cat owner in to sum it up for the summer
>>27125244
Please stop posting nigger noise if you're white you're not cool you're a cuck and these "people" should not be admired they are violent dumb sex obssessed children
>>27124236
At the train station thinking of Jun, trying not to just fall onto the tracks. Don't even have any other pictures of Jun on my phone ffs.
>>27125215
Not ringing a bell, who was she?
ok big dude ill post no more videos today
>>27125226
Dob them in mate.
Niggers have started doing that rubber band/flower scam in my town the past couple of weeks.
Tripfags
S m h
>>27125226
This Romanian you speak of
Was she brown looking? Maybe had a long skirt or a covered head? Dirty?
>>27125226
Grass them in mate. Can't have them scamming some poor cunts and socially awkward batas that can't say no.
>tfw walking up town and guy asks me who I'm with for gas and he is doing a survay to see if he can say me money
>say no thanks bro
>he keeps walking and talking
>tell him not interested a second time, maybe he misheard first time
>keeps talking trying to get me to take part, is kind of aggressive
>stop, take his name and company.
>tell him i'm reporting him for being aggressive which I know most companies frown upon.
>get home and report him
If I was more beta he probably would have gotten me to take part and give my personal details so fuck him.
>>27125226
Call the rozzers, lad. It's the right thing to do. Luckily my town doesn't have any of this despite being quite close to London.
>>27125279
In one of the earlier episodes where the girl that also got raped by doctor who was in prison.Jessica thought big black dyke was attacking her
>>27125099
Its like when i filtered the word waifu.
/dedfeel/
>>27125275
Careful near those tracks lad
>>27125336
nah, I'll be reckless I think
>>27125244
y does London make shit music mate.
>north
indie
>south
EDM/IDM
>LONDON
nigger music.
I mean, I love stuff like Burial, and 2step is good, but when you start trying to be dizzie rascal over the top of it you can fuck off.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPbNMLwmxYk
Only good monkey music is made by a whitey.
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>>27124236
>tfw waifu weighs about the same as a sack of potatoes
it often looks like the best place to begin to start thinking is it the where am i game to be asked what in the game. To be boxed in a might night an new years eve is where you'll hear the strong horns from the harbour for the working class and the last gun of the year if you stand by me, tut miss movie night what did the lads watch?
>>27125330
>>27125099
Yeah if you want britfeel to look normal again you'e gonna have to unfilter me. Ha ha I win again
>>27125215
>there was one part where a fat black lesbian criminal was portrayed as a bad guy and I was surprised because this character is "oppressed" according to sjws and could never be evil.
You're complaining about jews while letting the jews tell you what to think.
You're also letting yourself be offened by stupid little things and taking it as evidence that marvel is trying to portray the white man as evil.
baka you're as bad as the sjws senpai
>>27125367
Christ and I thought my waifu was small
>>27125336
I would jump infront of a train for Jun.
>>27125376
I haven't been innfluenced by the jews and I see your point about me being triggered and maybe the cultural marxism thing is a little stupid. However that was just the tip of the iceberg the show was awful regardless. Boring, Low budget, Hardly any action, unlikeale boring protagonist and underutilised david tennant. If the show was good I would have ignored the politics
>>27125275
aite, i'll bite. Whats up?
>>27125367
I would absolutely destroy her desu.
>>27125367
>age 13
pedos out tbqh
>>27125428
Just feel a bit tired and sick. Nothing wrong I'm sitting down now so I won't fall in.
Got a meeting with my GP about my mental health, it's going to feel weird as fuck because it's something that comes and goes in waves and I asked to schedule an appointment during a pretty bad case but now I'm feeling alright (relatively speaking) for the time being. Would've been so much easier if I managed to get this a few weeks ago.
>>27125226
kek we used to have a bunch of Romanian gypos here, funniest story I got about them
>about 6 years ago
>17 years old
>waiting at bus stop in town to go to college
>got headphones in so can't hear anything
>feel a tugging on my bag
>turn around and this overweight, disgusting gypo woman is grabbing my bag and trying to talk to me
>take my headphones out and ask her 'can I help you?'
>she is sat there stuffing her face with a 10 pack of cold supermarket sausage rolls
>she blurts out at me, spitting bits of pastry and sausage out of her mouth
>'Give money'
>'Excuse me?' I say
>'Give money' she repeats while stuffing sausage rolls into her mouth
>I look upon her with bewilderment, taken aback by the strangeness of the situation
>'Give me money pleeease?' she says this time
>'W-what?' as I finally muster a word
>'Give me money to buy things' she now says as she points across at the Poundland across the road
>Again I can't really respond and just stare at her in bemusement
>'Give me money to buy things PLEEEEEASE?!' she says to me again
>Finally come to terms with the ridiculousness of the situation and tell her '...No'
>She looks at me a bit upset and says in a really disappointed tone 'Oh... Okay' then carries on happily munching her multi-pack of sausage rolls
>walk to other side of bus stop
>check everything is still in my bag
>keep my back to the wall and an eye on her until the bus comes to make sure she's not going to try to pinch my money for more Poundland sausage rolls
I liked how brazen she was. Normally they at least try to run a scam or appeal to your sympathy. She was just straight up 'Give me some money so I can buy shit from Poundland'
Cheapest place buy bitcoins lads?
>>27125412
>ignored the politics
They're your own personal politics lad.
I enjoy some /pol/ now and again myself but not everything is out to stick it to the white man like they'd have you believe. Sometimes you need to take a break from being redpilled and enjoy some decent (in my opinion) telly. Then again I enjoyed it and I also enjoy most capeshit
>>27125393
>born on remembrance day
How very patriotic
>4ft 11 and 105lb
lol fatty
>>27125453
>Randomly feeling really sad for no reason what so ever
>Just a vauge feeling of pressure from all angles
>Always tired and drifting through the day
I think I know that feel
>>27125470
>>got headphones in so can't hear anything
>>the six year old that stood before the battery nation to say i cant feel no more
>>27125489
>105lb
foy
>>27125445
It's OK she's actually some kind of advanced android (gyndroid if we want to split hairs)
>>27125481
>They're your own personal politics lad.
Hello Jidf. If it were any other show I would belive you but with this one it was glaringly obvious.
>Sometimes you need to take a break from being redpilled and enjoy some decent (in my opinion) telly
Like I said before it was shit not because of politics and I only noticed the politics after I hated it because it was just crap
>>27125478
idk, somewhere online i guess unless tescos has a deal on
>>27125489
if your gf is under 5ft or your bf under5'9 oficail
>>27125455
Are you of the tranny persuasion?
>>27125530
You really are a tosser
>>27125537
tennis pal? do you know it
>>27125539
> being on /britfeel/
> calling someone a loser
>>27125563
>/britfeel/ lads in charge of reading comprehension
why are you thinking about my fuzzy nuts to mention SharePoint sharapova and drugsbut ask for a table to play on?
>>27125539
Like he gives a fuck what you think. About anything.
>>27125563
>being
Fuck off.
>>27125550
what does tennis have to do with mental health?
>>27125585
>off
Go home
Lads how tall am I?
I would always say I am 5 foot 11 because I am 5 feet and 11 inches, but I just found out that 5 feet and 11 inches is 5.9 feet so am I 5 foot 9 or am I 5 foot 11?
It's very confusing.
>>27125539
lol why u mad tho bruv
>>27125597
>home
Wake up.
>>27125591
>>my point exactly lad
>>27125610
You're 5 foot 11 inches ya mung.
>>27125610
Say 180.34cm
>>27125610
You're a manlet so it doesn't matter either way desu lad, might as a well still end your life.
>>27125620
You've gone full retard just like those other idiots arguing never respond to me again!
>>27125527
>muh coal burner
>muh white genocide
>muh sjw media
Why you memeing lad
>>27125610
With that train of thought i would be more concerned with your IQ?
>heading out to gym this morning
>walk out of garden
>see chav lass running from her BF calling him a woman beater
>he's shouting, she's shouting
>he runs after her
>raises his fist at her
>coming back from gym an hour later
>they're walking together happy as Larry
>their relationship has miraculously been repaired
>mfw
Fucking chavs, man
>>27125669
That's what chavs call foreplay mate
Don't give a toss about the Jews desu
Muzzies are the only thing I'm worried about
Lot of lads going to the gym today. Are the people of /britfeel/ starting to improve themselves?
Do you ever miss a generation and jump on a PS5 from the PS3 and just can't wait to tell you i play the xboxer one fan boi to another is don't rub it in i've got a promie's to forget to keep i'll never buy a mirco soft one
>>27125635
I'm not a manlet you're a manlet.
>>27125669
Why didn't you rescue her?
Was he really that intimidating?
>>27125669
Nah you're just a fucking beta who doesn't know how to into women
>>27125693
this place has been polluted with normies for a long time now
>>27125693
I lost a lot of weight and seem to be getting myself a bf. It's good to improve yourself.
>>27125666
>pakis wanking off because an old rich white woman made a TV show to make white men look bad
>>27125704
I honestly don't give a fuck about chavs but if he had hit her I'd have said something.
>>27125710
stfu spacker
>>27125666
I ocassionally visit pol but would not describe myself as a polack. The anti white male sentiment was glaringly obvious even a normie could pick up on it. Just look at these tweets for fucks sake. Also never said anything about coal burning. and the fact that you flip flopped on supporting red pill now insulting it is disturbing. You also did not deny being part of the jidf so I wouldnt be surprised if you actually are
>>27125710
Beating might be how you into chav females but as chavs aren't humans I don't know if they can be considered women.
>>27125710
Lol fuck off you virgin mong
>hurr people have arguments then stay in relationships
>chavs
Nah you're just a lonely faggot who doesn't know what having a relationship is like
>>27125470
I feel like a proper cunt for saying this but Romanian gypsies are the one race of people I cannot abide. I find them abhorrent.
I have literally never seen one dressing in anything other than tracksuit bottoms, velour tracksuits or pyjamas. They ALWAYS smell of shit, never speak a fucking word of English and always hang around in big intimidating groups.
What the fuck do they even do? How do they survive? Everybody hates them...it must be awful feeling that way. I mean at least with the muzzies, some people are on their side and some of them are actually really successful awesome people. I have never seen or met a Romanian gypsy who hasn't immediately disgusted me.
Sorry lads just needed to vent then.
>>27125669
Meant for (you) lad
>>27125765
>>27125765
>she's calling him a woman beater
>he raises his fist to her
>LOL THEY'RE JUST HAVING A LITTLE TIFF YOU FUCKING VIRGIN
Sounds to me like you're projecting too.
>>27125669
One time I was in town with my now ex-boyfriend, he upset me so I instinctively slapped him round the face and he belted me one back.
A taxi driver who was parked up asked if I was ok but then fucking drove off...obviously couldn't be bothered with the shitfest.
Proper deserved it though. I laugh heartily when I think back to it. Imagine the look on my face.
I should add it's the first and last time I have ever raised my hand to anybody. I can't even remember what the argument was about, but I must have been pretty furious.
>>27125727
>I would have
lmao no you wouldn't, you're too pussy to stand up to a chav fkys
>>27125781
Irish gypos are the same. How they are allowed to exist is beyond me. Literally a subhuman race, even more of a devolution than our own chavs.
Story about pikeys
>be young
>in a pub with family having Sunday din dins
>it's is a buffet all you can eat type deal
>bunch of pikeys come in and pay for 8 or so of them
>get plates of food
>put them under the table
>go and get more plates of food and sit down and start eating
>their pikey kids come in and crawl under the table and sit under the table eating the plates they put under there
They're fucked in the head mate.
wtf lads staying in a bnb down south and some posh lad is eating crumpets with a knife and fork whats up with that. is this normal down there??
>>27125765
>the chav is so rustled her can't even quote posts properly
ere m8 say dat 2 my face n see wut appens
>>27125849
How else would you eat them? Chopsticks?
>>27125826
Fuck off you fat slut post your fat hammy tits or get the fuck out you know the rules
>there's a shithole club in the area I go to uni in
>around christmas on the same date, no locals dare go there because the travellers that live just outside the town come down and have a massive piss up
>bouncers told to let kids in, bar staff told to serve them whatever because it's easier than having them kick off
>bouncers told not to break up fights unless it involves 10 or more people
>they fucking trash the place (it's a dump anyway but they destroy it)
>>27125833
I just can't even understand them. It's like they don't even begin to understand what is acceptable within society.
I just want to add that I'm normally a super left wing, equal opportunities for everybody, faggot. My entire job is helping less fortunate people.
But fucking hell, I was in Tesco the other day and they were marking food down and it was like a fucking free for all. They were biting, scratching, screaming. Fucking disgusting behaviour senpai.
>>27125869
Shut your fucking fat virgin mouth or I'll slap you as well. Don't push me.
>>27125896
Why do you automatically assume he's a fat virgin?
>>27125896
I'll kick you in the cunt and use you as a fucking slipper you obese whore
>>27125729
>Evil white male character =/= anti white
>Evil asian character =/= racist
>Tweets from a nobody yank activist and a fat yank socialist documentary maker
What has this got to do with jessica jones again?
I think the redpill is a bit of a stupid meme that some people take way too seriously, not everything is an attempt at warping your world view.
Then again, maybe because I don't believe wholely in the truth of the red pill i am in fact blue pilled
>>27125896
Hey sexy lady will you be my gf?
>>27125781
My stepmum was a police officer and she said she hated it when the gypos rolled in with the carnival.
Apparently theft went up by like 100%
>>27125904
Because he automatically assumed I was a fat slut, I suppose.
>>27125906
I will bite your cock off, chew it up and regurgitate it back into your mouth, you absolute fucking waste of space NEET faggot.
>>27125914
>Evil white male character =/= anti white
Yea but when literally all of the white male characters are evil/bad and all of the female and black male characters are good/oppressed/sympathetic then it is a bit dubious.
>>27125852
Mate I bet u don't even stock vegetables apart from that mush inside your head
Git tae fuck
>>27125904
where do you think we are, friend?
>>27125914
The image was meant to tell you that liberals are anti white and the fact every white male in jessica jones is evil is probably not a coincidence. You have still not denied being part of the jidf btw
Who the fuck wants to go!? Got me all riled up now and somebody has got to fucking get hurt
>>27125478
Localbitcoins
Google it
The sun is shining, the birds are tweeting and I'm afraid of going outside because of people
>>27125943
>I will bite your cock off, chew it up and regurgitate it back into your mouth, you absolute fucking waste of space NEET faggot.
This sounds like foreplay to be honest. When can you get over?
>>27119053
Weird I never really visit this post but was only thinking yesterday that this would be a good title for today's version.
Spooky
are any of you actively trying to get a job
>>27125946
>Yea but when literally all of the white male characters are evil/bad and all of the female and black male characters are good/oppressed/sympathetic then it is a bit dubious.
Yea but when literally all of the white male characters are the main characters and all of the female and black male characters are love interests/supporting characters/plot points then it is a bit dubious.
>>27125970
I'm not a jew mate and yeah, sadly liberals are all white guilt bellends nowa days
>>27126012
I ended up getting a job unfortunately mate. Start tomorrow. Not looking forward to it.
>>27125943
>>27125896
>>27125826
>roasties invading our safespace
plz leave ;-;
>>27126027
>Yea but when literally all of the white male characters are the main characters and all of the female and black male characters are love interests/supporting characters/plot points then it is a bit dubious.
Which show are we talking about here?
Are you the type of person who thinks James Bond and Link should be black to avoid being racist? I bet you are. What a silly goose.
>>27126029
What are you doing?
origiinaaaaaaaaaaal
>>27126012
I've got interviews with Asda and One Stop next week
>>27126012
Got one a month ago, telesales for gas and electric
It's rough getting sworn and having the phone slammed down on you for 7 hours but the pay is weekly and WOW has that income made a difference to my quality of life
>>27126056
no, why would i be one of those :^)
>>27126072
Working at Tesco Express. Not looking forward to it but I want to move out of the slums so gotta do what I gotta do.
Having steak bake and chips for lunch
>>27126139
Any beans with that, lad?
Fucking hell Arsenal.
If you could choose to exterminate ONE race the UK which would it be?
I would pick chavs personally as there are literally no good chavs and they have never provided anything of worth, it would also make an immediate difference to every area of the country, and the amount of economic resources freed up would be incredible.
The only danger would be the left wing shipping in replacements from over seas.
>>27126188
When did Watford even make it into the league? Last time I saw them play was 2008.
>>27126188
Tell you what mate, the problem with Arsenal is they always try to walk it into the net.
>>27126102
locally bit coins grow on trees and the bruised birds gains kissed sun kissed hips to be a sunny day with an american runner in devon on the wine in brighton
>>27126188
Did you see that ludicrous display last night?
original
>>27126213
>Chav
>race
mate, you're a fucking mung.
> order a mocha in local Gregg's last friday
> qt with glasses serves me, looks nervous and new to the job
> 8/10 face bumped up to 9 due to slight boz eye
> she proceeds to spill mocha everywhere
> she bends over all flustered to pick it up
> she's wearing pink pants
> 7/10 arse bumped up to 8 cos it matches her awkward charm
> serves me another and I pay and thank her
> she fumbles with the till and is going red and apologising
> leave for work and enjoy mocha whilst nursing a quarter chub
Fast forward to this morning
> wake up at 6 cos parents are arguing about money
> decide to go for walk round local lake/ old slag heap in pre spring mist
> have a lovely time
> get a bit peckish and take a detour to swing around to local the greggs
> alas it is open
> walk in all sweaty and bush beaten. Hair is wild because I didn't wash
> qt with glasses is at till
> was not expecting this after I was in total state of zen during my walk
> she smiles at me awkwardly
> feel we have a bit of a connection now
> check out that are whilst she prepares my sausage and bacon sand which
> try desperately to think of something friendly/witty to say
> say thanks and walk home eating sandwhich
> parents are still arguing when I get back
>>27126213
I agree with the chav thing. It's like they're not even intelligent enough to realise exactly how much of a failure they are.
I have absolutely no issues with the benefit system in the UK. I'm really glad that we have DLA/PIP, Job Seekers Allowance and other benefits that help people when they're in a shit position in life. However, chavs (lets be honest lads, 99.9% are benefit claimants) are basically kept alive by the government and paid to do fuck all.
They don't even realise how much of a drain they are.
>>27126261
How would you describe them? Subspecies?
>>27126266
Who /ScottishLeagueCup/ here?
>tfw drinking my beer and watching the game withno onelads.
>>27126266
>qt
>working at Greggs
Fuck off mate. If I ever go into our local Greggs, I instantly lose my appetite because of how fuck ugly everybody who works there is. I refuse to believe an 8/10 would ever work in Greggs.
Well lads I've done it, bought my own house and moved in today, officially flown the coop.
Just need to order multiple anime posters to decorate with and it'll be home.
>>27126317
A product of a broken society mate.
More productive to society thatn you.
>>27126213
muslims ofc?
>>27126333
>this is what middle class children who have never stepped foot in a council estate actually believe
just got back from DevCon, fucking everything was star wars
>>27126328
>Well lads I've done it, bought my own house and moved in today, officially flown the coop.
good lad
>Just need to order multiple anime posters to decorate with and it'll be home.
bad lad
>>27126366
What's the point of buying a house if you can't proudly display your autism.
It's not like I'm ever gonna have girls coming back here.
>>27126347
Mate, I'm from Dundee, trust me, I know neds better than you
I know your type off the bat. A 'gamer', grew up in a shitty wee town with parents who mollycuddled you through life. No, or few friends in high school. Spent most of your days in the house. Probably never been confronted or spoke to a ned outside of a 14 year old asking you to get him fags outside the local pakis.
Top kek being laid on by Watford right now, lads
>>27126401
>Dundee
>Scottland
>The country of the chav
Disregard this post lads >>27126401
>>27126441
>country of the chav
>disregard his opinion on them.
Yeah, let's just ignore English cunts opinions on fags and wogs because that's all your country has.
>went to Cosmosis festival in Manchester last night
>take 2C-B and MDMA, get high as fuck
>during The Brian Jonestown Massacre's set a mega QT comes up next to me
>start dancing with her, make some small talk
>she's on pills so she's horny as fuck too
>keep dancing, eventually we start making out
>go outside after BJM are done, meet one of my other friends outside and keep making out and chatting regardless of company
>find out she's half French and half Syrian, don't care though because she's qt as fuck
>go back in for the next band
>separated in the crowd
>spend until 2am looking for her and calling her every hour or so trying to meet up at the bar but to no avail
>last band is done
>get sad and go look at the bar one last time, other friends have gone outside looking for me because they don't know where I am
>see her at the bar alone
>go over to her, say hi
>she's started to come down and isn't really keen anymore
>decide to walk her to the taxi area, maybe she'd like to come hang with my friends
>she says her phone's been stolen (who was I talking to when I rang it?)
>then as we get outside she goes through the old routine "I just want you to know, you're really sweet and we had a great time but I'm not going to stay with you... it's just not who I am..." etc.
>she goes off in a cab with her friends without a kiss or a hug goodbye
Spent the whole comedown so miserable. I knew it would only be a one-night thing but it was worth a shot I guess and it was fun while it lasted.
>>27126482
>Picking up girls at festivals
This has to be the most normie thing that's ever been posted in britfeel.
>>27126470
I don't think its you should criticise chavs mate, especially when you consider you one.
>>27126519
this and the football
>>27126520
Never once said I was a chav mate.
I just said I grew up in a shitty city filled with the cunts.
We're so chavvy we have a 2 story sports direct and a JD sports right next door with a superdry store a few shops down.
>>27126526
Sometimes normie activities are fine.
It's when all you do is normie when the problem arises.
>tfw considered a normie by /britfeel/ standards though.
>>27126401
>Mate, I'm from Dundee, trust me, I know neds better than you
Growing up in 'x' town the tv said is rough doesn't mean you know anything.
>I know your type off the bat.
Let's see then...
>A 'gamer',
Play a bit of Fifa and got a few other PS3 games but not massively into it..
>grew up in a shitty wee town
Actually live in a fairly large and relatively decent city, I live in a really shit part of it though.
>with parents who mollycuddled you through life.
They're pretty distant alcoholics.
>No, or few friends in high school.
Despite everything else, I actually managed to go to a really nice middle class secondary school due to being Catholic and so it was a really sound time. Had a lot of fun and was quite well liked.
>Spent most of your days in the house.
I would spend some time at home during secondary school because like I said, I live in a proper rough shit hole and was pretty fucking scary walking home at night as a 13/14/15 year old kiddie. Fortunately I had a friend who had really cool parents that would let me stay over a lot so I would spend as much time staying with him as possible which did let me go out and have fun. I only really go out now to go to the shop or go to work.
>Probably never been confronted or spoke to a ned outside of a 14 year old asking you to get him fags outside the local pakis.
Like I said, I've lived my whole life in this council estate shit hole and there are plenty of chavs here, grew up around a lot of the characters and know them and their families. Like I said when I was 13/14 years old would have to walk home at night and more than once ended up in fights, mugged, beat up or chased off, which is why like I said I stopped walking home and would just stay at a friends.
Not everyone round here is chavs but most people who aren't have had issues with them so to try to paint chavs as the victims is laughable to me. The real victims are the honest working class people who have to live among them.
>>27126482
>>27126602
>doing drugs
Normie
>Dancing with a girl
Normie
>Kissing a girl
SuperNormie
>Trying to shag a girl
TuroNormie Kill yourself desu
>>27126583
>we have a 2 story sports direct and a JD sports right next door with a superdry store a few shops down.
Pretty chavy tbf
>tfw the only fizzy pop my mum buys is Diet Pepsi
>tfw she's been buying it for so long I don't have the heart to tell her I don't like it at this point.
>>27126583
Hang on m8....Superdry is considered chavvy? I went in there the other day to look at coats and they cost a fucking bomb. I went to TK Maxx and ended up picking up some Superdry trainers instead because they were more my price bracket.
>>27126726
>I went in there the other day to look at coats and they cost a fucking bomb
You don't understand chavs do you? They spend like 300 bong on what is essential a shitty rain jacket because it harks back to the culture of their ancestors who were football hooligans.
>>27126681
I wasn't the junkie festival guy.
I just like football, have a GF, been together 4 years, wage slave, sunday sesh with the lads 2 times a month, like normie brands like Fred Perry, French Connection, Lacoste, crosshatch etc.
>>27126519
What if I'm a 20 y/o virgin who's had 2 gfs in total, been single for 4 years and has kissed 3 girls in those 4 years? Oh and also this was the first gig I've ever been to with friends because I've only had friends for just over half a year?
>>27126681
>>doing drugs
I need drugs in order to feel and express my emotions lad
>>Dancing with a girl
>>Kissing a girl
Implying you'd have the stones to turn a QT away when she's the one choosing you over 100s of others in the crowd
>>27126776
>Implying you'd have the stones to turn a QT away when she's the one choosing you over 100s of others in the crowd
>implying she'd have the chance
>implying i leave the house
>>27126761
Mate, chavs wear stone island.
Stone Island charge 300 quid for a jacket with a badge on the shoulder.
I mean, Stone Island are really good quality in terms of clothes, just here in the uk they have that hooligan connection which makes them low tier designer brand.
Chavs were all the big names.
Adidas isn't exactly cheap mate.
>>27126441
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zi7R6q8g6Qw
Lol what?
>>27126770
I have a gf and am a wageslave and watch football but once you go as far as having friends who you 'Sunday sesh' with and wearing shit like Fred Perry that is too far even for me mate. You probably should leave.
Lads, just put together a lamb shepherds pie with sweet potato topping from scratch. All sorts of 'erbs and shit in it from my 'erb garden. All hearty Brit food.
Anybody want to come for tea? Don't even need to eat at the table, we can all sit in the living room with plates on knees.
>>27126824
Mate, what's wrong with a few pints with the lads on a sunday.
It's not like hitting the clubs on a thursday or Saturday.
That and I'm 30 mate, I'm too old for that shit. Although I hardly did it in my youth either.
But do agree, normie clothing and socialising probably is a bit too normie for here.
I'm still socially fucking weird though. Just happens my mates are as fucked as I am.
>>27126839
can i keep my shoes on lad?
>>27126839
i cooked a shepards pie yesterday, it was pretty good
>>27126804
That's what I'm saying mate. Chavs wear shitty ugly but really really expensive clothes, which all stems for the football hooligan days that their ancestors were a part of.
Back in the day the rozzers would nick the really lower class rough people at the football or stop them getting into the ground because they knew they were the troublemakers. To circumvent this they began wearing really expensive clothes so the rozzers wouldn't know they were poor chavvy hooligans and then they could get into the football and bottle each other.
Most chavs aren't football hooligans anymore but that where that part of their culture (using the term loosely) comes from.
>>27125864
Use your fucking hands.
>tfw that angry roastie who promised CBT foreplay stopped responding to me
>>27126839
Sounds tasty lad. Also having shepherd's pie tonight, beef and regular potato though.
>tfw neighbours dog has escaped and is out chasing the local Muslim kiddies around again
top kek
It's the same as if they were being chased by a giant piece of bacon. They are running away literally for the fear of God.
>>27126870
Course you can lad, just make sure there's no shit on the bottom of them. Make yourself at home. I'll put some beers in the fridge.
>>27126879
>tfw still dress like a chav
Mate, in my defence this was all the fashion when I was in high school back in 2000. Brit culture was very vogue.
>>27126881
And get butter everywhere instead of just using a knife and fork like a civilised person?
>>27126974
cant wait till i get my dog, a few houses where i live have pakis in them, this white couple next to me have a dog though, i want a dog as well to secure the defences against the muslim horde
>>27126948
Yours will probably be nicer, as it sounds more rich than mine.
I did put small stalks of rosemary on the top to decorate though. Top faggot over here.
We can finally use our water now, that was a pain in the arse. And now we've got a shit ton of free bottled water to use up.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-derbyshire-35797027
>>27126988
Wrong picture.
That one was from my lazy day in the house.
>>27126915
>tfw you even give a shit
You truly are pathetic anon. I will destroy you with my meaty thighs.
>>27127011
You just dress like you're from the north mate
>>27126989
If you're getting butter everywhere you're doing it wrong.
>>27127011
Lad stop wearing headphones in public. Worse than dressing like a chav.
>>27127014
Knew you were a fatty
>mfw
>>27126992
I live on an end house and there's always a bunch of pakis playing cricket next to my fence. I don't really mind because at least they're outside and getting exercise, but one time they knocked the ball over my fence, this guy (20+) knocked on my door and asked if he could come check the garden.
Instant fucking terror, don't want this guy in my house, don't know who the fuck he is, clearly a fucking terrorist. I reluctantly let him in to look, he gave me his fucking life story, told me his address and told me we should look out for each other and if I needed anything to let him know.
>tfw paki neighbour tried to recruit me for terrorism
>>27127018
That's fine then because I am from the north mate.
>>27127040
But mate, I only wear them on the bus/walk to work.
How else will people I know who come on the bus know that I don't want to talk to them?
>>27127052
Not a fatty, yer cunt. I just squat like a fucking demon. I could snap your pencil neck in two.
Yeah that's right, I called you a fat virgin AND a pencil neck. Deal with it.
>>27127056
I would have reported him to Mi6 mate he'll probably have you storing chemicals in your shed soon and building bombs in your attic.
>>27127059
Regular earphones that don't make you look like a prat.
>>27127072
Even better. You could wrap me in a head scissors any day of the weak.
>>27127095
But mate, what about quality. I'm not listening to some shitty metal band at 126kbp I'm listening to decent music .flac in ear phones, even good brands are usually shittier quality mate.
>>27127072
How can he be fat and a pencil neck? Surely it is one or the other.
>>27127120
>But mate, what about quality.
You're a fucking bellend. Go listen to your dad's vinyl collection
>>27127146
Shhhhhh. Not the point.
>>27127095
Do you mean little earphones?
How can you use them? Proper bad for your ears and like the other anon said they sound is so tinny and shit.
You shouldn't care how other people think you look wearing your headphones, that is really beta.
>>27127175
Hurry up and respond to me >>27127109
I've not finished my wank yet
>>27127156
>dads record collection
mate, my dad listened to dadrock though.
>>27127189
>they sound is so tinny and shit.
it's not hard to find cheap, non shitty in ear headphones
>>27127109
>>27127222
>can't spell "week"
>thinks he deserves to cum
Get out you disgusting worm. You don't deserve to have my thighs wrapped around your face. Stop touching yourself to me immediately.
>>27127269
Yes mistress. Sorry mistress.
>tfw you'll never have a /fit/ girl crush you head as you lick her to orgasm
Why did god have to make me ugly and poor lads
>>27126915
>>27127014
>>27127052
>>27127109
>>27127222
>>27127269
even anime erp is better than this
>>27127300
no its not you fucking freak
>>27127233
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQRqf1CULGA
>what if she was riding a bike
>>27127300
>not being into femdom
>the current year
What are you a normie?
>>27127334
>no its not you fucking freak
alright go back to erping about getting your head crushed from some neckbeard pretending to be a girl
>>27127352
I'm too desensitized to be into any sexual activity
>>27127335
Those underwear are mint. I'm going to get some like that for my gf because she always wears crop tops due to being skinny but then has a fat Spanish ass so when she bends over her thong always goes on full show and I have to stand behind her to try to cover it for her.
>>27127456
>have to cover it for her.
Mate, she's wearing a thong, she wants people to look.
>>27127456
>allowing your gf to act like a whore in public
and the best you can do is shuffle along behind her
jesus christ mate you're pathetic
>>27127503
>unironically being a Muslim
>>27127515
>not wanting my girlfriend to fuck other guys means I'm a muslim
the cuck life must be hard on you
>>27127515
Unironically being a cuck.
Mate, she wants to be seen else she'd wear normal underwear like a normal girl.
>>27127544
>bending over is fucking other guys
The Sharia life must be hard.
New thread lads and not made by that yank tripfag. Also remember to filter him and stop giving him (you)s
>>27127584
>>27127584
>>27127559
She gets checked out constantly anyway because she is really fit. I don't really give a fuck what underwear she wears because she is an adult and I'm not an insecure beta. She prefers wearing thongs because they are more comfortable. And also sexier.
>>27127599
>making a new thread at 400 posts
Fuck of yank
>>27127605
>thongs comfortable
mate, she's cucking you.
>>27127599
>new thread 100 posts early
Go to hell
>>27127636
>taking relationship advice from a man who openly wears thongs on a Guinea-Bissauese Sheep Dying Radiofrequency
>>27127640
>He deleted it
Nice try yank
>>27127672
You can't fucking delete threads
Woke up this afternoon with my gf who had come to stay for the weekend. Before she left she said we should break up, as we had become a lot more like friends, which is what I had been thinking myself for a while.
We are both quite shy, and she is very passive (I pretty much had to initiate everything, even down to what shows we would watch) so there wasn't an awful lot of passion (although sex itself was fine).
We are apart of a group of friends so we will still see each other in group get togethers and such which shouldn't be a problem as we ended things very civil.
I guess I feel shit right now even though I know its eventually for the best. And I have future fucks to look forward to, however far away they may be.
But for now, how do I stop feeling sad about it /r9k/?
Anyone else been in a similar situation?
>>27126325
I know. That's why it took me off guard.
The rest are spoiled and old, well into their 50s.
Do normies really get cucked without realising it as easily as >>27127456 ?
Are they oblivious or just in denial?
>>27127709
In denial. He's so beta he has to hide her, but then claims he's insecure.
>>27127691
Wrong board.
>>>/int/brit/
>>27127709
>>27127732
Do you guys ever wonder why you have no gf?
>>27123283
there was a blackout in my street the other day
>>27127770
I hope they caught him.
>>27127770
Did you shoot him before he stole anything?
>>27123283
luckily somebody shot him
>>27127768
But mate. I do.
>take Nana who lives alone out for dinner at local shitstain of a pub this morning
> buy coke which is clearly cheap rola cola in disguise as normie coke
> fat man beast chav says "ooh he's alright" as I walk in
> spend rest of time their trying to prevent my Nana who has malabsorption problems from getting seconds cos I need to get the fuck out asap.
> south-Yorkshire. Not even once
>>27127768
My girlfriend doesn't parade around like a slut, sorry.
>>27127813
Is she fit?
oc blocks
>>27127850
>being so insecure you have to make your gf wear a hijab
>>27127865
She's alright.
Fit enough. She gets looks from other guys, so guess she's a qt. All I know is she's my type.
>>27127951
>consciously letting other guys look at your gf
britfeel is literally the land of the cucks
>>27127916
>girls can only dress like a slut or like a terrorist
you seem to know a lot of arab words mate. weird that
>>27127992
Mate, I don't mind them looking. I'm not insecure. My issue is if, like the other guy, my misses put herself on display for said guys.
>>27128005
>having a big ass and fit body means you dress like a slut
Sorry I don't fuck uggos mate
>>27128039
I like that my gf is fit and dresses like it. I like to show her off.
>>27128040
no mate wearing clothes that don't fit and bending over to show your tramp stamp to the lads means you dress like a slut
Is Harry Kane the GOAT?
>>27128072
>no mate wearing clothes that don't fit
Tops that show off belly look good mate Sorry your gf is probably too fat to pull it off.
>and bending over to show your tramp stamp to the lads means you dress like a slut
That would be pretty slutty but my gf doesn't do that. You've looked at what I've said and taken it to the extreme in your insecure mind. People occasionally have to bend over to pick something off of a shelf or pet a cat. There is literally nothing wrong with that... You are a genuine mental patient if you think there is and sound like the kind of person who beats their girlfriend for talking to other men.
Six Nations champions lads!Wales, Ireland, Scotland BTFO
>>27128145
How many times, your mum doesn't = your gf
Fucking autist
>>27125781
We once had a group of gypsies break into the playground behind our primary school in their caravans and stay there for weeks. Someone aparantely saw one of them shitting in the bushes right next to playground. Once, when the subject came up in class and people started bad-mouthing them, our temporary teacher (an old, fat woman) got upset and started lecturing us about how the gypsies are an 'honourable people'. kek
>>27128199
>I can't get a gf therefore no one can get a gf
This is what you sound like.
>>27128145
it just happens that what your girlfriend was picking up was another guy right in front of you
you can't be this cucked mate, I refuse to believe it
if this is how she is with you imagine when she's out alone or with her mates
>>27128243
Yes mate, only a cuck would let their gf bend over.
No wonder you can't get a fit gf if this is how beta you are. You must be incredibly low test.
Sitting here in my crappy minimum wage, part time job in which I basically do nothing but post on 4chan all day wondering where exactly it all went wrong.
I could go back to Uni and not drop out this time but I don't see the point. I won't make use of a degree.
>>27122822
I did it. I regret it, wish I'd gotten a bike. I don't need these extra seats I only have one friend and we never go anywhere that isn't the shitty quiet pub down the road.
>>27128275
got a gf mate sorry to ruin your projection
she doesn't behave like a slut though and dresses appropriately, you know like jeans and a polo shirt not anything slutty or trampy like your fat gf
why hasn't songs of praise been outlawed yet ffs
>>27128348
>says that I am projecting
>then calls my gf fat despite the fact his has to wear fucking polo shirts like a middle aged man
You are a joker mate.
>>27128358
>I looked up and the rugby was gone
>cute blonde singing You Raise me Up on SoP
Jarring desu
>>27128358
Cos it's sunday ya donk and not everyone is an edgy fucking athiest.
Even if you have freeview there is at least 60 other channels you can watch ya fucking bell end.
Let the auld cunts have their songs of praise.
>>27128401
>he still thinks being an atheist is edgy
Literally most of the population is non religious at this point, minus Muslims.
This is britfeel not confederateUSAfeel
>>27128383
my gfs arse doesn't hang out the back every time she bends over
enjoy your tangerine dream though mate, I'm sure you get to taste plenty of semen when you kiss her just how you like it
>>27128401
How is being an atheist edgy?
Like, did I step through a fucking worm hole and end up in 1990s Southern USA?
>>27128465
>my gfs arse doesn't hang out the back every time she bends over
>having a gf with no ass
If you prefer having an uggo gf because you're worried she'd run away and leave you if she were any fitter that's fine mate, not everyone has to feel the same way.
>>27128383
>tfw I wear polo shirts mate.I am 30 though
Not that guy though. My GF wears normal girls clothes, not fucking polos.
Although girls in polos can be qts.
>>27128432
>>27128468
Nothing wrong with being an atheist. However most people don't identify as atheist and rather just 'don't believe in god'.
Atheist is normally used as a derogatory term to describe sad little saps who get offended by anything religious. See the guy bitching about SoP. It's fine though. I use to bitch about it when I was a kid. But then we only had 5 channels as the cable was down stairs.
>>27128532
hahaha this projection mate, the only one with an uggo gf is you
must be tough having a gf that actively searches for other men when you're out in public together, going so far as to pull her trousers down and show off her knickers
it's not me you're angry at, it's yourself and your gf. get it all out mate so you can go back to your cucked lifestyle
>>27128540
>Atheist is normally used as a derogatory term to describe sad little saps who get offended by anything religious
Maybe on the internet. In the real world it literally means what it's real life definition is.
I spent ages waiting to meet the right person lads and now I feel like I'm being fucked around. Why is trying to find a relationship so fucking hard?
>>27128586
>still saying I am projecting
Are you even reading what you are writing at this point?
>>27128540
>See the guy bitching about SoP.
I'm not an atheist you fucking mug. I'm just fed up with this mushy fucking shit on TV. I hate happy people. I hate you. Fuck you.
>>27128614
Aye, well why not bitch about all the other shite on tv mate.
Oh wait, because if you did that there would be no tv at all because it's all shite these days.
>I hate happy people
Why mate?
>interview tomorrow
>25 hours a week
>'competitive salary' - presumably little over min wage
>probably work out at like 650 a month, only 300 spendable of that
I'd literally be making more money on the dole
>>27128707
>I'd be making more on the dole
That's a thing but you also have to live with feeling completely pathetic and ashamed. I can't do it. Feel bad enough I'm still living in my Parent's annex and using their electricity.
>>27128707
>650
>300 disposable income
I know those feels bro.
I make 800 and end up with around 450.
How do I get a gf, lads?
I've tried nothing and I'm all out of ideas
>>27128965
I met my gf sitting in the house watching anime.
Do the same bro.
...assuming you live with your brother/friend and not at your parents.
>>27128965
Go somewhere you can meet girls like an anime convention or fanfiction writers' club.
just got up lmao
Chinky, football and beer. Living the high life mates.
>>27129151
lmao you absolute madman
>tfw night falls
Is there an exclusively British porn site? I just want to wank off to all British slags but like 90% of the fucking porn on the internet is Americans.
>Take a drive down to the Tesco Express
>On my way see a group of chav dressed pikeys walking a horse or pony on the pavement
Funny coincidence seeing as we were talking chavs and pikeys earlier. There's a circus a few miles out of town so they were probably from there.
>>27129325
British porn is grim desu
Efukt usually has a fair bit
>>27129325
Kilergram.
>>27129199
ayyyy I've transcended days, my sleeping pattern is me up for 24 hours and then a fat sleep
>>27129325
Just type in 'british' in the search menu lad.
xvideos and xhamster has shit loads mate.
>tfw listening to EDM
>tfw it makes me feel a little more upbeat.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWXZaxJDyy4
>>27128965
Did you try the gf shop?
Quitting my job tomorrow but i still have to finish the the week and do 12 hour shifts for four days.
Mixed feels desu.
>>27129482
>tfw quit job
>manager was chill and asked if I wanted to take my holidays for the 2 weeks or work it.
>tfw worked it because I didn't quit on bad terms, just wanted to try something new.
Was strange and probably most autism thing I've done. Everyone says I should have taken the holidays.
But I got my holiday fund and the 2 weeks pay on my final cheque.
>>27128965
Take your manga to a coffee shop, that's how I met my 17 year old girlfriend and before that I was a 26 year old hkv.
>>27129544
Do fujos like Jojo?Will I get strange looks for doing this?
>>27129565
Doesn't matter what it is, just something weeb to start conversation.
No, people will be interested in what you're reading.
If you notice someone looking at your book, smile at them.
I was in there every week for a couple of months, she worked behind the counter.
What are the best opiates you can get in the UK?
>>27129565
It's a specific type of charisma you will need to train for at the relevant fighting arenaThe fujo Jojo mojo dojo
>>27129599
Easily?
Codeine
Otherwise heroin or oxycodone
why are sundays always sunny?
>>27129599
poppy seeds
What apps should I get for my phone, lads?
>>27129720
Desert Golf
>>27129599
Heroin. It'll blow your socks off mate.
>>27129720
Barcode Kanojo
What are some good reasons not to fap?
It's been a week
>>27129741
I thought they shut it down? I had some real qts on there.
>>27129720
Podcast addict
>>27129805
>not even in autosage
>still on page 1
What is wrong with you?
Him: What kind of party do you want, senpai?
me: Just fuck my shit up
>>27129831
It's cumdick trying to make a new thread to delete.
He's a fool.
Heres the real thread lads ignore the attention whore
>>27130007
>>27130007
>>27130027
>still early
seriously, fuck off.
Stop making threads early holy shit. Not until we reach at the least page 8. reeee
Cycled 25 miles yesterday lads, best weather for it since forever
And another week dawns near.
What's your plans for the week ahead lads?
>Gonna go look into getting some better speakers for my computer
>Also look into a new TV unit.
Well at least turbo autism thread is gone
Literally fuck all of you I give up I'm leaving britfeel for good
>autosage
Guess that makes this the new thread
>>27130007
>>27130007
>>27130110
work
work
work
try and forget ex-gf
work
>>27129630
How do you even get oxy? I thought that was an American drug.
