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>finally get a gf >she's a practicing catholic who
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>finally get a gf
>she's a practicing catholic who won't fuck until marriage

how do I get her to overcome her invisible magic fairy?
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>>27116442

http://whywontgodhealamputees.com/
http://www.thebricktestament.com/
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Decent bait

Will be monitoring
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>>27116442
>complaining about a virgin
I know this is B8 but get off my board.
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If she does she'll start cheating on you or leave you you idiot.
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>>27116442
>people actually think this is bait
religious people lol
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>>27116442
She's already fucking people, dude....you're just not one of them.
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>>27116545

This, op is just her emotional bf, not her sexual bf.
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>>27116442
I hope this is bait lad

First off, this >>27116524

Also, if you break down someone's moral beliefs and lead them into a spiritual internal crisis, they're not likely to be a good partner

Why the fuck would you want to make your gf into a stacy?
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>>27116491
>mfw there's a historical example of God healing an amputee that I can think of right off the bat

OP, adopt her religion, desu, and don't worry about the sex until marriage. You actually have a chance at holy matrimony and want to literally fuck it up.
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>>27116545
You're either a bitter virgin or a repeat cuck.
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>>27116442

Marry her. Simple.
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>>27116662
The former. Prove me wrong, though; I'm not bitter without cause or reason.
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>>27116442
>how do I get her to overcome her invisible magic fairy?

What the hell? She should give up her own faith just to sit on your dick? What kind of asshole are you? Why didn't you ask her about her faith BEFORE you 2 got official? You're an idiot, OP. Don't complain other girls are sluts when you enable girls to fuck you
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>>27116442
What a coincidence this thread pops up just minutes after this post >>27116070

Could it be that you're making this story up?
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>>27116442
Check her hymen! Check it! Tell her you'll wait but you want to be sure!

If a girl says she wants to wait until marriage but she isn't a virgin, you're being cucked.

Fucking seriously. Tell her to spread her legs, get your face up in there, and spread those beef curtains apart, and there better be a hymen in there or else she is getting dumped on the spot.
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>>27116738
Sex is not a bad thing, she would enjoy it too.
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>>27116839
>Things that never happened for 200, Alex
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>>27116841
I never said it was a bad thing, but it should be worth it to her as well to give her faith up. It's her choice to be not have sex until marriage.
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