>Your life in 1 image.
Go.
fuck the robot NIGGER DICK BIG LONG NIGGER DICK
>>27073291
I also think niggers are bad, mkay
Balls swell up balls get drained
I'm sure others wanted to post this.
Textless post is still not original enough to post
Gotchu
Feel free to make any and all necessary assumptions about me based on this
Alright, let's post a meaningless comment to bypass the robot.
Just end my misery already. Please.
![[BTN] Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei - 02 (1280x720 h264 BD FLAC) [549B0E9E].mkv_snapshot_16.34_[2013.12.13_01.27.14].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ZEHjgPX.jpg "[BTN] Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei - 02 (1280x720 h264 BD FLAC) [549B0E9E].mkv_snapshot_16.34_[2013.12.13_01.27.14].jpg")
Humorously enough, a textless post would be the most original post possible
someone put me out of my misery
the robot can go to hell i hate it
I have no one. Hardly anyone even looks at me.
>>27073291
sohye
jdimsa tbqh pam
it's all 2real
>>27073291
textless posts are hereby disallowed from being posted
fuck off chink moot, why did you bring the robot back
minoy mihoy noy
Octagonal post donut stiehl
>>27073291
That's the exact face Lexi(?) made in the Make Her Day video
>>27073906
Fuck you man. That picture hit too fucking hard.
Just fuck you.
>>27073956
Sorry familam, have some comfy music and pictures in exchange.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VvDXCVXrVck&ab_channel=GaetanoBuscetto
pretty much desu senpai baka
>>27073906
Hey you little bitch you realize that the robot was in place before chinese moot took over you newfag fuck
>>27074071
>reading comprehensionbloxblox
>>27073291
Im fat
Im overall lazy
I don't socialize nor do I like parties and what not
I haven't work in 7 years
I have a qt wife for the last 9 years that has yet to age like milk and still loves me (I'm pretty sure more than I love her)
Friends that always want my help and input
Friends also keep buying me expensive shit for reasons I don't understand
family get way to excited to see me and spend time with me
people just like me and I have no idea why
THAT'S EASY, OP.
This is your brain on degeneracy.
Life is a cruel joke and I can't stop laughing.
totally and 100% legitimate different post
xxxxxx-----xxxxxxx
I can feel the meat on my skeleton rotting.
god tier ass and thighs
>>27074120
>Mfw this feel everyday.
The worst part is that no matter how nice it is, there a nagging part in the back of your head saying that one little slip will fuck it up which prevents you from enjoying it.
Look how peaceful he looks. No more Staceys fucking up his shit.
>>27073508
Kaep's failure brother/10
I-its going to get better r-right?
Endurant
>>27073291
I can't seem to break the cycle
don't give a fuck about hoes getting paid is everything
>>27073703
Do you have the full set? It's fucked up.
>>27074120
>>27074622
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Impostor_syndrome
its called imposter syndrome its quite common
>>27075401
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Impostor_syndrome
What do we do about it?
>over halfway through uni
>starting to lose motivation and hate everything
>>27075594
>3 more years left of milcucking
>already bored ater 12 months
>>27073703
sawwze on this please???!?!?!
>>27073291
what are elves good for?
>>27075594
>week 3 of first year
>already want to give up bc its so easy and i have motivation to actually do work thats just a repeat of everything in hs
Thanks
I'm proud and content. Not bitter and angry I swear...
Don't look at it
>>27073906
allways thought this but too dumb to put it into words
>>27073291
This is the closest I can get. It misses the part about being bipolar.
>>27075667
Why did she make that face?
>>27075798
I'm assuming because she was disappointed that she got the silver instead of the gold
Fuck the robot
The experiment failed
Just remove it you fucks
>>27075667
Very bad normie meme
Consider suicide
My blood is potato
yare yare original
Gif tbqfhf
Definitely my doppelganger
El manana queso por favor, no mas elefante pantalones en las escuella.
Me as Commander Shep
you know how it rolls
>>27075996
I couldn't give a fuck less what you think faggot
>it's popular!! Dat mean it's bad!!
Please just fucking never procreate or talk to me ever again :)
>>27076089
>it's popular!! Dat mean it's bad!!
Yes. The general public is pretty great at latching onto shitty memes and it should signify that it's time to stop posting them
murray knows whats up
-Mumbling and attempting to parry-
This is not a restless post.
Every day.
I can't even escape these thoughts in my dreams.
>tfw all your dreams involve you in your teenage years having fun with friends you didn't have
Definitely me right now and always
>>27076135-
>mumbling and fadc backdash-
>>27073291
appraently on this weird ass board I need an "original comment" ? why isn't my image good enough?
>>27073703
>Full decomposition in less than 20 days
I can't fap to inaccuracies
>>27076270
Having perspective is good though, and realizing others have perspective is great.
>>27076349
>appraently on this weird ass board I need an "original comment" ?
Correct
>>27073291
>you stub your toe wicked bad just as a manlet is proposing o your woman
>in your moment of weakness she is taken
damn must be hard being you OP
>>27076349
What the fuck is that nigga doing in the background!
>>27076128
>implying I don't know the gen pop is fucking retarded and terrible
>implying I'm not still free to use whatever the fuck I want from wherever the fuck I want if it suits my needs
>implying you're not a cuck for letting other people's opinions influence the way you act or what you like
Off yourself if you're a full grown adult. Grow up if you're still under 20 which I'm sure you are
>>27073928
This one hits really hard
>>27074683
You're only hope is to detach yourself from all of your unrealistic desires, and learn to accept your life of playing video games and watching anime. You must learn to live as the NEETs do, in complete and utter apathy.
>>27074041
FALSE--no robot would ever be in bed with a hot chick under any circumstances, even if she were drugged
Literally me right nowthis meme is trademarked
>>27073291
Things are not okay but okay at the same time
>>27076421
I'm 24
Consider suicide redditing scum
>>27076256
your dreams are pretty normie to be honest
>>27074120
Yup, that's me--actually got a small award and token bonus last week for work performance.
> meanwhile every email I get, am absolutely convinced is someone saying they made a mistake in hiring me and I need to go right now
>>27074595
>I can feel the meat on my skeleton rotting.
Wow, I love that saying. Will start using it (as my meat is rotting...)
I want to be paid to take anime screenshots.
>>27073606
does this mean you want to masturbate with jesus
or does this mean you want jesus to help you masterbate or does this mean you want jesus to beat you off?
>>27075594
I hate to tell you Anon, but I'm out of college for a couple of decades--
You will literally spend the rest of your life looking back on college and realizing it was never better than then, and wishing every single day you could relive the time you're going through right this moment
>>27073291
Honestly fucking depression
I DIDN'T ASK TO BE BORN
FUCK THIS GAY EARTH
If I don't smile when I question stuff like this, I miht as well end it all already.
>>27073291
yeah, this is pretty accurate I'd say
>>27076489
I'm not reddit. Consider not being a contrarian edgelord you fucking faggot
>>27076680
I might* as well.
God damn
textless posts are not allowed by facist mods and other homosexuals
>>27076539
Jesus will help you beat it.
>Dad became an alcoholic a few months ago and now I'm turning into one
>>27076860
>tfw dad's a chain smoker
>I'm becoming a chain smoker
It's like clockwork.
>>27077100
>dad was a workaholic
>I became a NEET
I beat my destiny
>>27076860
>started drinking once a wesk
>then once a night
>now I'm lucky to only drink three times a day
>>27073291
Can I use a gif instead?
>>27077157
Ayy, me too!
>dad's got three degrees
>was a massive chad
>been married three times and bedded 30+ women
>I'm a HS dropout
>also a NEET
>farthest thing from a chad
>KHV
Every time I lock eyes with my father, I can smell his shame and regret. I'm so apathetic at this point, I can't even begin to care.
>>27073291
a dwarf with bigger nuts than you stole your girl?
>>27077157
>dad is a workaholic and an alcoholic
>i only became one of the two
3 guesses as to which one it was
fucking kill me
semicolons are original
Took a lot of damage. Yet I survived.
>>27073291
This to be quite honest with you my family
>Implying this is not original comment. Who the fuck are you to judge
Life is a series of changing perspectives desu lads
>>27074120
You're likable anon, you're probably a pretty honest person or least come off that way.
>>27073291
Literally me every goddamn morning
Fuck
>implying anything can destroy my hope
i have transcended
kill me
>>27078021
Cringed. You got me
My best friend killed himself.
>>27073928
why is the onion always correct about everything?
>>27078390
Thas it man.
This existence so far has been pretty mediocre
I guess itd be this or something.
If I'm being honest
Whew
while I play old school
>>27073291
this is it
although I haven't seen her in a wedding dress yet
>>27078819
This too, fuckaroo.
We was Kangs senpai
This is a metaphor for me trying to fit in
It's a gif butfuck you robot
>>27074035
That woman is paralysed
>>27073887
>a picture of a screen
the
fuck
Day to day, morning till night, let the merry go round.
>>27078932
very much this
original meme comment
>>27073291
Oh yeah, here robot, have my offering of letters.
>>27073535
I can't believe those two didn't fuck at least once.
>>27073535
i dont get it, in fin they go to sauna with family and children as well. how fucking stupid are u ?
>>27075594
>>27075656
>>27075656
>>27075649
>>27076560
>>27079348
You guys were never in shit bigger than I am. I don't even know any more...
m a i t r o - indigo
dont know what to do with myself anymore, nowhere to go and nobody to turn to, everything is just shit really
24/7, 365 days a year desu
>>27079470
>forget to attach the motherfucking picture
>>27075401
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Impostor_syndrome
The problem is I know I'm not very smart and I have been an absolute failure and still am in certain respects.
>Boss's boss says I'm a keeper
>All the department boss's I get to know like me
>Actual boss apparently really likes me
We don't always become the men we wanted to become.
Ass fucking nigger shit comment
>>27078665
are we supposed to feel sorry for him?
if anything i envy his courage
no content
>>27073291
Pretty much this, over and over.
>>27079591
You aren't supposed to feel anything
You didn't share drinks with him, or feel any appreciation for the things he did to make it seem like I there might be a place in the world for idiots like us.
Sometimes things are just weight to carry.
specially for the cheetos
>>27079629
You jerk off in public?
At the risk of sounding stupid, I've never had a single image speak to me like this one.
textisgoodtextisgoodtextisGREAT
>>27079654
but he wanted to die. dont make it about yourself. feel glad that his suffering is over
>>27079951
You're making it about you. It's a pity you've never had somebody close.
Special snowflakes like me are always original you shitlord robot fuck
>>27076440
Thanks anon, that's actually kind of inspiring. I guess as long as I'm OK with the path that going down there's no reason to change anything.
r8 my life senpai
>>27077157
>dad committed suicide, was told it was an "accidental overdose"
>I almost killed myself on the 2nd
>it finally all makes sense, and it sucks even more now
me too, anon. me too.
>>27076560
It's 3:56 AM. I've been studying for a history final since 12 pm yesterday with two breaks for meals. Don't think I'm going to want to relive this
>>27079629
I saw that painting in Sydney once. Diogenes is my hero.
>>27073291
Thanks for reminding me of what I am
It's all over now.
>>27073291
Existence is suffering.
Why even bother anymore.
Everything around me is falling apart and i dont do anything about it
>>27073291
>then later that night elfchad fucks hims woman for hours on end
like 100% apple juice
I'm the guy always with something wrong in his life
It's old but this...There's really nothing more to say.
>>27081780
>old
good meme normie
>>27081796
I have this meme since last year in my meme folder...For me it's alredy old faggot
despair but also an erection
>>27079474
browsing from bed?
I've got a TV on a stand at the end of my bed, and a monitor on a cardboard box to my side.
only downside is I've developed acne where my scalp touches my pillow
gonna have to let my hair grow out
Yay being trans is great
>>27081854
Your chromosomes will never change
>>27076358
>>27076358
Is it at all possible? Maybe in a specially-crafted environment?
a sacrifice for the robot
This is it I think.
god damn it man
>>27081839
more like always in a little dark corner of my room, always on the computer
for ever
and ever
I'm going to kill myself tonight
