What is the most creative way of killing yourself possible?
>>26999775
Dying on the moon
Studying business and somehow breathe
>>26999775
Put your trip back on Mills.
Here is your (You) attention whore.
>>26999775
Dying on pluto
Ripping your own head off.
Step 1: Get Industrial strength glue
Step 2: Acquire razor wire
Step 3: Get somewhere up high
Step 4: Make noose out of wire and place it around your neck
Step 5: glue both hands to your head and make sure they'll stick
Step 6: Jump off
It will look like you ripped your own head off
crush yourself with a big boulder
collecting the tears of your sadness for years on end and then literally drowning yourself in them
>>26999775
Drinking a mercury thermometer.
Go to a monster truck show, run onto stage, get crushed by monster truck
>>26999953
Also, dying on mercury.
Take Devils breath and drink an entire bottle of vodka
Then try to rape a Komodo dragon
There's a photo of that one kid that made a helmet that shot six shotgun shells into his head. He tied up to the lights in his garage and sat down. When his mum turned on the lights he died.
Go for as many methods as possible all at once.
Jump from a 30 story building with a bag over your head and a noose tightened around your neck. Right before you jump slit both wrists and the artety in your leg. 20 minutes before you do it, down a full medicine cabinet of drugs and some bleach.
If youre feeling even crazier, and if you can manage it, shoot yourself on the way down
>>26999775
By going to Disney and trying to die on a roller coaster
The crazy lady for Delicatessen had some pretty wacky and creative ideas
>>26999906
Came here to type this out. Classic image m8.
>>26999906
Fucking kek.
If you're gonna go, OP. Do it like this.
This thread reminded me of the show 1,000 Ways to Die.
Also, >>27000000
Tie piano wire to something on the roof of a building and wrap it around your throat. Super glue your hands to the sides of your head. Jump. People will find you holding your decapitated head. kek
>>26999932
Wow.. this really is deep..
Make it look like a murder and leave just the right amount of evidence to frame someone you know
Drowning yourself in a fish bowel ontop of the empire state building.
>>26999976
oh and also dying on mercury.
lay in the middle of a park and eat cherry pits until you die from cyanide poisoning
