Fembot here. My ideal bf is:
>somewhat qt or at least not painful to look at
>5'5 and over
>18-29
>likes vidya and anime
>robot
>extremely shy
>really nice
>likes cuddling
>funny or at least can make me laugh sometimes
Do any of you meet my standards?
>>26673824
fuck off you dirty, disgusting roastie
>>26673824
I'm 30 and not shy but the rest fits
But I bet this is bait or you're fucking ugly
>>26673824
He won't make you laugh if he's extremely shy
Fuck off normie
>>26673824
I'm 25 and I fit all of those categories.
i'm not very funny but i embarrass myself a lot and other people seem to find that funny
does that count
>>26673888
trips confirm
out with roastie
>likes anime
Dang, I was almost there.
M'ilady, might I submit my application assuming you meet similar to my standards
>at least qt if not better
>18-125
>similar interests vidya etc.
>more socially outgoing than me
>equally nice to me
>will cuddle/ have human contact
>enjoys my sense of humor
Yes, but the real question is how much you weigh.
>>26673985
This
what's your BMI OP
>>26673824
your behaviour is highly arrogant; thinking we care what kind of boyfriend you are interested in. there is nothing a robot hates more then an arrogant person. fuck off
I do but I already have an internet gf. Your dream guys are all taken already
>>26673824
i was going to say yes and make a whole spiel about shy people not wanting to get into contact with others (especially not bots), but i realized i'm probably not nice enough to qualify as 'really nice'
who /kinda nice/ here
Right here. Location?
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>>26673824
theres already a thread for this, dont think youre some kind of special snowflake who deserves her own thread
>>26671330
>>26673824
>height requirements
I'm 6'0 but the moment a girl pulls this out her ass I wouldn't touch her with a barge pole. Could you be more stuck up?
>pretend to be a lonely woman
>describe /r9k/'s main demographic in the most general terms possible
>ask "does anyone here fit this description?"
>replies pour in
holy hell
top tier bait
Thisis a very specific set of standards
>>26674119
What does I matter if she has a height requirement. Fucking everyone has requirements you autist.
>>26674187
Anyone with a requirement for an immutable property is a tard.
>>26674246
Anything is fair game. I could find plenty of girls you wouldn't date because they are just ugly or deformed. Don't pretend to be so accepting.
>>26674246
would you date a person born with no arms or legs?
would you date a blind deaf-mute?
would you date a woman with a roastie vagina and a 4 inch clitoris?
would you date a downs syndrome woman with a cleft palate?
>>26674063
>there is nothing a robot hates more then an arrogant person
So that's why this place is full of people who hate themselves?
>>26673824
>somewhat qt or at least not painful to look at
I have never been told i'm ugly, but also never complimented, so I must be average.
>5'5+
I'm 5'7
>18-29
18
>likes vidya and anime
I used to more but I don't have the time to get invested in that as much, I watch TV shows as much as I played games and watched anime
>robot
I'm a cyborg
>extremely shy
I like social events, so no?
>likes cuddling
Yeah, alot
>funny or at least can make me laugh sometimes
I have been able to make girls giggle from time to time when I flirted with that, so I guess the latter?
>>26674399
wow thank you for the reply, please leave a copy of your resume in the mailbox and i'll get back to you
>>26674399
Forgot one,
>really nice
Yeah, I try to be kind and very considerate of others but I can act like a bit of an ass to people I like, but mostly in a joking way.
Yes I do, but I have a waifu OP so I will pass your offer :)
>>26673824
Someone recently called me nice, but I'm a pretty terrible human being. I'm also not really funny, I'm too autistic to have humor
>>26674399
A bit thirsty anon? She's probably a hambeast.
>>26674390
*arrogant women
its a male dominated board after all, only the most innocent women are welcome here, all others: TITS OR GTFO
>>26674557
Nah, Just wanted to post my answers. I know nothing will happen.
No, I'm ugly mean and have no sense of humor
>>26673824
>ideal bf
>likes video games & anime
jesus fuck get some standards!
>>26674591
Let's not fool ourselves, /r9k/ is full of arrogant people.
>>26674322
No because they're actual disabilities, while being a manlet isn't. big difference when it hinders basic human functions
ey bby i fill all that, and i'll fill out even more if you know what i mean bby
hit me up bae
>>26674131
this tbqh
but it works everytime so why stop
>>26674085
Here.
bloxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxmuted
>>26675361
the belly and chest looks wierd as fug
>>26677345
u jelly of muh gains fggt?
1v1 me i'll wrek u m8
>>26675361
How does one get a body like that? It's so weird. Is it just his posture?
>>26673824
Yes to literally all of your standardsmy skype is mrfritzer
>>26673824
I meet all of them
I'm also fit, a talented musician, and I have a big dick
Now do you meet mine?
>18-30
>cute with soft features - blushing often is a plus
>neither fat nor anorexic
>smart
>interested in the arts
>passionate about something
>not too cynical and bitter
>doesn't tamper with my music time
>>26677498
u gotta spend some time in the gym son, you gotta mutilate your ribcage to be as wide as possible to allow maximum girth
>>26677465
jesus how does this happen
>>26678257
He was obviously born with a deformed ribcage, that's not something that can happen from lifting.
>>26677465
Nigga, you look like a turtle that got flipped on its back
yeah except that i'm probably painful to look atnot like it matters, i already have a boyfriend
>>26673824
>somewhat qt or at least not painful to look at
>>26673824
>extremely shy
Except for that, yeah, I meet the requirements.
But do you deserve me?
Nobody like a gay troll or an AW, you scum.
>>26678397
that's cuz im hard as fuck nigga, u come into my turf i'll kick ur scrawny ass wif muh superior turtle leggs nigga
>>26677465
did he skip shoulder day?
is it even possible to skip shoulder day this much?
like how many situps do you have to do while negelecting shoulders to get to this point?
>>26673824
>somewhat qt or at least not painful to look at
I think so
>5'5 and over
6'
>18-29
18
>likes vidya and anime
yup
>robot
NEET for 7 years
>extremely shy
yeah
>really nice
No clue about this one
>likes cuddling
I like the idea of cuddling
>funny or at least can make me laugh sometimes
Again no clue
>>26673824
You meet the standard of a faggot
>>26673824
I match all of those pretty solidly
Blox
>>>/soc/
Go back to that board, you're not needed here fucking idiot
>>26673824
Yes I do. But you probably don't meet my standards because fembots tend to be horrible people
>no pictures
>STILL replying
Fucking hell
>18-29
>tfw always too old
depends if you have a dark sense of humour
>>26673824
Op is a male
Sortof. I'd never actually act shy though. It's something I've avoided like the plauge. I just seem awkward instead.
>somewhat qt or at least not painful to look at
Yes. My only "bad" facial feature is my big nose. But yet again, a lot of girls I have known have liked it. Also people have called me feminine looking so I guess it will be your preference.
>5'5 and over
Just 5,5
>18-29
18
>likes vidya and anime
Yes, although I haven't watched anime in about 2 months, I have been focusing on learning electric guitar.
>robot
Yes
>extremely shy
Very
>really nice
Yes. Most people say I have a sweet personality
>likes cuddling
Yes, this is one of my favorite things in this world. Especially when it is cold
>funny or at least can make me laugh sometimes
Yes
Meet all the standard. Also will never get me anywhere in the real world.
>>26673824
I'm 21 6'2 easy to look at and avoidant of people. Not socially retarded. Love anime cosplay gaming and i build drift cars for a living. I'm white and athletically built also have a big dick and i already have a gf But she's been pissing me off lately. Obviously not a robot, but i enjoy hanging out with you guys
>>26674131
this is scary the post is too accurate and i don't want people to be able to spot a robot in public.
>>26675361
Ignoring the fact that this is a troll, is this kid handicapped in anyway? I mean he looks disfigured.also baby face.
>>26673824
If only there were decently attractive girls with these standards, it's always the whales who want guys like this is seems
