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Hey fembots.
Can you describe your ideal boyfriend?
I could just describe myself for you OP, and basically the opposite of that is everything a fembot would want.
>>26671330
6'13"
white of pure icelandic descent
13" uncut cock
makes a 7 figure salary
23 years old
perfectly chiseled jawline covered with a thick, luscious beard
heterochromia with one blue eye and one green eye
anything else is 'settling' and i'll probably cuck him desu
>>26671330
a sentient horse
>>26671360
lol, like girls actually crave ugly uncut cocks.
>>26671403
amerilard detected
enjoy your jewish mutilation rituals
>>26671436
Guess again, eurocuck
>>26671330
Taller than me (I'm 5'8, he should be at least as tall as me)
European descent preferably
Slightly experienced in bed (one of us should know something I would think)
A normal penis size? (5 I believe would be more than enough)
Educated (minimum bachelors degree in sciences or engineering)
Bearded would be a nice bonus but not at all necessary
I don't ask for much, this would be my ideal.
>>26671516
>tfw i fit all of these except 5'7
Ideal boyfriend? Ideal is the keyword here... Ideal implies as specific as possible, so keep that in mind, anons
>Tall (6'0''+)
>Brown hair
>Green eyes
>Good nose
>Good sense of style
>Good hygiene
>Good taste in music
>Confident
>Uncut
>Virgin
>Into weird kinky shit
>Intelligent
>Caring
>Aware human being
>Not a normie
>Into vidya and occasionally animu
>Likes science a lot
>Capable jack-of-all-trades
>Can at least hold his weight financially as I don't mind being the breadwinner
and most importantly
>Likes me a whole lot
>Thinks I'm really cute
>Won't cheat on me or leave me for Stacy
>preferably white, has dark hair and light eyes
>cute smile
>tall
>lean and cut figure, like a swimmer's body
>funny
>cute personality and is slightly shy
>6" or 7" penis size
>is not a /pol/ retard
>shaves his face, i hate beards most of the time but a stubble is also nice
pic related is 10/10
>>26671655
I'm most of those things.
>tfw not tall enough for a femanon
>>26671655
Now fembot. Describe yourself and ask yourself if you even deserve that :^)
>>26671516
Not bearded but have everything else.
>>26671633
Move over manlet
>>26671730
Ideals, anon
Tbh I'd be just as fine with a 5'7'' guy, but if there was a "design-a-boyfriend" this is what I would make
>>26671330
>5'4-5'10 (I am 5')
>cute face with a jawline
>blue/green eyes
>dark, curly hair
>glasses
>see pic
>average body, not too chiseled but not too thick
>cute, average sized penis
>smart
>probably studies stem
>dresses nicely, not like a hipster or a yuppie though
>smells nice
>likes anime
>a good kisser
>into the same freaky shit that I am
>kuudere
>encourages me to ganbatte
>loves my cooking
>not an asshole
>just kinda average but loves me a lot
>>26671662
OH AND, doesn't drink or do drugs or smoke too much. The less the better
>>26671775
f-f-f-f-florida???
;_;
>>26671775
What kind of weird kinky shit do you like?
Why do women put so much emphasis on the color of a dudes eyes? Like who cares?
>>26671778
i am all these except i don't wear glasses (vision isn't 20/20 but i don't *need* glasses). i could though
also i never got into anime but if you were my gf and it's important to you i'd give it a trylocation?
>>26671330
>tfw tallfag
>tfw all of these fembots want a tall guy
Never understood why desu
>>26671813
>inferior shitskin with brown eyes detected
KEK
>>26671778
I think Batman is the best option for ya.
>>26671836
it's the chimp part of their brain desu. it really confers no advantage in modern society after the invention of the spear and especially since modern tech with guns and growth hormone for teenagers
>>26671655
all this but blonde and not so Confident :c
>>26671330
around my height (i'm 5'8'')
similar taste in animu/vidya/music
around my age (19)
cool with just hanging around the house doing nothing
cute and femininewould let me dress him in girls clothes
pic not really related
This tbqh
He's the perfect man in qualities and looks
>>26671360
>6'13''
well memed there
>no fucking idea what my ideal male would be
>no idea even as the whether I'm straight or gay
If I was sat in front of some celestial computer and told to design a companion I don't know if I'd even do anything or if I'd just walk away.
I kind of prefer being alone in the first place.
>>26671360
>Iceland
>white
>>26671813
Because eye color makes your eyes nice to look at. Brown is boring, essentially blends in with the pupils. Light colored eyes are fascinating
>>26671877
>would let me dress him in girls clothes
Yes please.
>>26671821
How tall are you? I genuinely don't mind within that height range but I'm curious since it's such a big range.D-Do you have a cute face? Do you look like pic? What do you look like?
Least coast btw.Tell me about yourself?
>>26671813
I like to look up into some pretty eyes when we're cuddling together or being intimate.
>>26671849
I don't mindmental illness, I actually prefer it because I have my own issues and what not, but Bruce Wayne is too edgy.>no qt depression bf to lay in bed while I pet his hair, and then start dinner for him
>no qt bf to try to be strong but talks about feeling bad and sometimes cries in front of me
>>26671877
>>26671920
You are both gay guys and degenerates
>>26671655
>caring (about anything, not complete apathy)
>aware human being (aka sentient?)
Yes finally some adjectives. I'm really happy you posted anon.
>>26671360
>23 years old
>heterochromia with blue and green eye
Reporting in, lack the other though.
marshall lee is what i consider perfect :3
but i still wouldn't date him because i want him to marry gumball ;-;
>>26671941
Can you post a pic?
>>26671916
Actually, in both genders, for me anyway it goes like this
Green > Brown > Black > Grey > Hazel >>>>>>>>>>>>> Blue
Blue eyes are biologically intimidating, it's just the media has hammered Aryan features as good into our brains
Patient, understanding, not a bully, is okay with autism, is okay with me being distant and extremely socially awkward, doesn't care that I'm a waste of life NEET,loves me unconditionally forever.
I understand my standards are impossibly high, forgive my selfishness.
>>26671877
>mfw i fit all of that
>>26671877
>>26671778
>tfw I fit these two descriptions
>>26671972
>Patient, understanding, not a bully, is okay with autism, is okay with me being distant and extremely socially awkward, doesn't care that I'm a waste of life NEET, loves me unconditionally forever.
You're perfect. Be my girlfriend so I can adore you.
>>26671662
>>is not a /pol/ retard
Niggress detected.
>>26671972
there are tons of robots who'd more than put up with that shit shut the fuck up
>>26671940
I've noticed that too. Is 'personality' a meme yet? Because they say things like 'cute', 'kind' and 'nice' all the time but it makes me think they don't actually care. They just don't want an asshole I'd imagine.
>>26672005
>>26671972
Oh and this too
>>26671972
>awkward low maintainance girl you can bother with your love
Love it.
>>26672029
Yeah, but "asshole" isn't the only personality trait that exists. Someone can be smart and an asshole, or funny, or confident.
>>26671972
Girls with autism are the worst, jump off a cliff.
>>26672009
>any body who isn't brain damaged has to be a black girl
i am as white as they come
you can now euthanise yourself you fucking failed abortion
i don't think i've ever felt so much disgust for any group of people as much as i do for you /pol/tards
Good hygiene
Has a haircut that suits him well
Has a hobby he enjoys, bonus if it's something creative
Doesn't mind that I listen to music in non-english languages
Likes anime/manga/vidya but isn't obsessive or like a Nintendrone
I've been wondering, do guys mind women a few years older than them? I'm going on 24 and feel kind of awkward when people 18-20 respond to me in some threads. I feel like I'm being too shy.
>>26671330
loving
loyal
honest
wants to hang out all the time
wants to share interests (because I'm shit and barely have any)
good hygine, smells good
mine is 4-5/6 of those. Which is close enough, he's great.
>>26671516
Litterally me except the blue eyes part
>>26672084
Yeah. But my point was that the common words used are there to exclude rather than require something. If this was done for every other trait we see here it would get very long or very inaccurate.
>>26672134
Which two traits is he wholly or partially missing and how do you cope with that?
I guess no one is into Asian guys.
>>26672132
I know quite a few other guys that prefer older women, including me.
>>26672132
>listen to non-English language music
There's actually people who mind this? Why?
>>26672235
Black femboys seem to be into you guys though.
>>26672255
FEMBOTS******** I MEANT FEMBOTS. WTF. WTF WTF WTF WTF.
>>26672235
I found out recently that, at least in burgerland, asian men are the least desired. Blows my mind to be quite honest, considering asians also have higher wages on average and are also real cuteand exotic. Fuck the liberal media for making "exotic" taboo when referring to other cultures.
>>26672249
I think most normies would be annoyed or confused
>tfw your gf didn't post in the thread describing you
>>26672255
Awww man, they're not even white.
>>26672132
Would you be ok with picking haircuts for your bf? Or just friend?
>>26672255
>>26672267
Hue
>>26672282
From my experience this is true if the music is also experimental or out of their range of taste.
>>26672132
>do guys mind women a few years older than them
If you still look cute, I don't mind
>>26672276
It's because outside Asia we are like 2 or 3% of the population, also small dick stereotypes.
>>26672235
Slavic women are from what I heard
>>26671889
American Dad > Family Guy
>>26672235
do go out in the sun and become really pale
smoke ciggs (so I can look older/seem older)
get long hair
get really thin
shave ur pubes
worked for me m80!
girls notice me more and I've got laid since
do go for other asians tho, they usually go for white guys for some reason
spent 2 years trying to get with them and never worked
>>26671931
>How tall are you? I genuinely don't mind within that height range but I'm curious since it's such a big range.
5'7
my kik isweaslethorpe
>>26672132
>too old
No. I'm 22 and I'd date up to 32 most likely. It'd seem strange perhaps but assuming it's for the long term it doesn't matter that much.
When I was 18 I had a narrower scope. I think 24 might be my upper limit.
The largest gap I've had was when I was 21 and had an affair (emotional and sexual) with a 27 year old. She didn't disclose she was married. Pretty annoying.
>>26672362
Just another reason to love Seth
to me a guy who has some sort of passion or dedication is really, really attractive
I know things like owning his own place, his own car, etc are important to a lot of girls, and while it's nice id rather he's passionate or striving towards something. i dated a guy who at 25, still lived at home, still had no car, but was desperately driven and passionate towards something that is became immersive and really fucking attractive
I just think its more respectable than someone who has everything in the world but works a job they hate or just a job to pay the bills (no matter what it pays).
so yeah, that would be my main thing I'd look for. something that drives him
>>26671516
Lol I hit all those boxes
>>26672098
Define a "/pol/tard"
Because as far as I'm concerned, if you're white and you would willingly date non white men, you are worst than any trash /pol/ could churn out.
>>26671655
I just opened this thread thinking it would be interesting, I wasn't expecting to find a list that I fit 100%
>>26671730
usually if you're obnoxious and big yourself up it compensates for height realistically they're not going to get someone taller than 6'0'' and if they find a guy that is he'll usually go for girls around 5'11'' unless they're some weird pedo type
>5'7'' or below
>nonwhite
>builtfat
>didn't fall for the "tradition, order, the family, etc are values only whites can have" meme
>kv
>kind of person that got into trouble for saying the truth/doing the right thing/etc when no-one else would
>likes hipster music
>caveman-tier body hair
>likes hunting, hiking, fishing, etc
>will treat me like something precious, delicate, etc and call me cutesy names even though I'm taller than him
>brown longish hair
>thin
>not past 6'5 or so, big men scare me
>no beard
>likes anime and vidya
>optimistic
Basically my bf
>>26672373
don't go for other asians*
too drunk rn mayyyyn
>>26671778
Shit I don't wear glasses. I don't have an average body since I run alot.
>>26672255
Bebe doesn't speak for all of us.
My height or taller
Motivated (in school or has a job)
Not always sad
Wants a family
Will go to the gym with me
Doesn't eat like shit all the time (on occasion is fine)
Has a nice family that loves me
Has a good taste in music
Willing to see a therapist if needed
Wants to get married in the future
Preferably chubby/larger build
>>26672386
Cleveland Show > Family Guy
>>26672428
you are describing me exactly. e x a c t l y.
>>26672432
Messed up the height. Meant not taller than 170cm, I don't know ft shit
>>26672428
>nonwhite
>caveman-tier body hair
>>26672395
Most guys have an interest. Like me, I love games (mainly game engine tech as I realized) and am well on my way to completing my first shipable project. But that's more like a job. Would what you describe be more like me bring very interested in music production or photography?
>>26672432
>6'4 is average and not big
manlets just end it now you have no chance
>>26672305
Probably either, if I had friends or a bf
I used to think there was only a certain hairstyle I liked but in the end it depends on face shape/structure too. Some guys look great bald and others can experiment with different lengths and hair products.
>>26672456
I literally hate you right now HAHAHAHAH
>>26672428
That's pretty much me except KV
>>26672432
>6'4''
>average
>overgrown monstrosity
>>26672428
>tfw all of these except tall
>>26672481
That's good. Now I have stats to support my decision of asking. 100% of study participants would be ok with telling me how to cut my hair.it really helps a lot with confidence
>>26672457
l o |\| d o |\|
>taller than me (174 cm)
>not ugly so our kids aren't ugly
>has a job
>loves me and doesn't find me annoying
>also i'm a sucker for curls and dark features but ???
>>26672476
>>26672501
Meant 170cm, messed up the convertion
These threads just depress me. No matter how hard I work I'll never be good enough for anyone. I'll never find someone who thinks I'm attractive or desireable. Even if I find someone to settle for me she'll always be wishing I was taller, had light eyes, had a nicer jaw, etc. I'll never really be loved and it makes me just want to die.
>>26672540
aw fuck
nope in boston, 'murica
>>26672549
Thanks for using the Metric Superior System
>>26672544
>5'7''
>Girl
I bet you have a clit bigger than most guys, monster.
>>26672474
>Would what you describe be more like me bring very interested in music production or photography?
well the ex I dated was a statistician for a pharma company. he was passionate about stats. which sounds dull as anything but his passion made it attractive. he had something he loved, he strived for it and you could tell he loved everything about it.
I dunno, it doesnt have to be something fancy like writing or music, just something they love. whenever he would talk about it it was fucking bliss. listening to how into it he got, how absorbed he was about something he loved.
I think I'm just more into a guy with a passion, and isn't afraid to go for it. more appealing to me than a guy who is just living through life for the sake of living it
>>26672549
>170cm
What is this shit?
>>26672549
Thanks anon now I know I'm 7. 5cm taller than that. Instead of having a vague idea of how tall 6 feet +-couple inches is.
>>26672590
I get what you mean. I think I'm interested in girls that have that too. Haven't thought about it much.
>>26672567
at least you're not rude and also a ginger
>>26672374
i probably shouldn't have expected any messages when i put 5'7 as my height
>>26671330
Why did you make this thread, OP?
For normans to hook up and robot to cry over a whore's inflated standards?
>>26671516
>Slightly experienced in bed (one of us should know something I would think)
le sex is all that matters
le not wanting to learn with your partnerYes, I am an angry virgin but fuck you.
>>26672567
Anon people get over that stuff. If you're a nice person that will outweigh the lack of blue eyes eventually. You really shouldn't be concerned with any of this and just be confident and then be yourself if you can manage while being confident.
>>26672399
>>26672399
i don't THINK a bunch of fat basement dwelling neckbeards should be deciding who is trash and who isn't
also, i've already stated that i would prefer my partner to be white because i personally find them more physically attractive on average (of course this doesn't apply to you and others who browse your meme board) but if a non-white guy is cute and nice then sure. it's most defenitly NOT you who says who is ok for me to date and who isn't.
i bet you're one of these braindead nationalists who hate racemixing and interracial relationships and yet somehow love asian girls?
>>26672395
>to me a guy who has some sort of passion or dedication is really, really attractive
>tfw some people are blessed with giving a shit about stuff
>tfw some people are cursed with apathy
>nothing you can do to ever change this
>>26672700
top cuck
>the just be nice you'll get a gf
meme
girls don't like "nice guys" unless they're old, washed up roastie whores who have already taken 50 chad cocks
>>26671655
>Tall (6'0''+)
6'4"
>Brown hair
yes
>Green eyes
yes
>Good nose
symmetrical one
>Good sense of style
depends
>Good hygiene
i guess
>Good taste in music
depends
>Confident
atleast body language wise
>Uncut
yes
>Virgin
yes
>Into weird kinky shit
maybe too much
>Intelligent
yes
>Caring
i guess
>Aware human being
sure
>Not a normie
cyborg
>Into vidya and occasionally animu
sure
>Likes science a lot
i'm engineer
>Capable jack-of-all-trades
a little bit of both
>Can at least hold his weight financially as I don't mind being the breadwinner
??
>>26672712
>tfw i could only ever be passionate about working hard to make my wife/kids have a happy life
>tfw i can't ever get a gf because i have nothing IRL to be passionate about
>tfw i just lift, work, & eat healthy and hope for the best
Sane.
Strong enough to protect me.
Can support me.
Conservative.
Believes in gender roles.
Average looks.
>cute face
>thin or very slight chub
>light eyes
>thick messy hair
>white
>no moles
>honest
>not many friends
>submissive in a general sense, not in a fetish sense
Appearance wise, pic related is perfect
>>26672737
Location? ;-;
Oriiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
>>26672132
If you pick my haircut for me I will literally be yourfriend. Also I'm your age so no awkward for you. I bathe erry day, I have a hobby and I'm looking for more of them, I like non-english music, and I vaguely like vidya.[email protected]
>>26671330
High intelligence, very kind to others, obsessive about interests, ambitious, spontaneous/likes to try new activities, brown messy hair, big nose, glasses.
this guy posts here sometimes, he is perfect for me
>>26672750
>tfw this is me
w-where do u live anon?
>>26671330
i want that guy, i'm not a fembot btw
i'd let him use my boipucci, no homo
>>26672769
Sorry but it's not US, Europe
>>26671910
I don't understand why these "not white" memes consistently make me laugh so hard
>>26672833
lel fuck off to /soc/ faggot
>>26672818
that's me except dirty blonde
:'(
>>26671756
Butthurt detected. Go sit on a pillow
>>26672910
What interests and ambitions do you have?
>>26672839
l-literally?Sorry m8, I saved your picture from /fa/ one day, because its pretty at
>where do u live
Burgerland, u?]
>tfw fat baby faced manlet with brown eyes, niggers nose and frizzy jewhair and small dick
Wish I had enough courage for suicide
ITT fags and trannies respond on OP's bait
Thank god im a retard
>>26672929
oh no I meant the greentext sorry. I fit the criteria though I meant. And I'm a burger too.I already posted my contact here but my email is [email protected] if you wanna talk some. Mostly looking for friends rn but hey who knows I guess? But I'm really thin and smol and, idk if I'm submissive exactly but I'm really pliant and easy going and soft and accepting. Also I have no irl friends and only a handful of internet friends. So ya I think I fit pretty alright. My hair is the least matched thing but if I don't style it it gets really messy.
>>26672917
having a big happy, healthy family by any means necessary. even if that requires me to work 25 hrs 8 days a week
>>26673006
Sounds like you want a Mexican and/or are one. Good luck in your endeavors.
Looks-wise:
>taller than me (5'7")
>preferably dark green or brown eyes
>dark hair, thick and noticeable eyebrows
>uncut, 5" is fine
>/fit/ness doesn't really matter since I am fat and lazy myself so I don't mind that on a guy
>doesn't shave anywhere
Personality, hobbies etc
>younger than me (20)
>420 friendly
>virgin preferred, if not then at least less sexual experience than me
>no ex gf
>is into cooking and binge watching TV series
>wants to fuck ~3 times a day and likes going down on me
>sometimes submissive and calls me mommy, sometimes dominant and lets me call him daddy
>>26673029
i'm white tho
i mean i guess serving my country is another passion but it's kind of garbage atm
>>26673048
How fat are you? Also, where do you live?
>>26672569
are you that russian girl?
>>26672590
>ex
>used goods
>thinks she can be picky
>>26673048
dang sounds like right up my alley tb.h
>>26673048
its odd that women have such different preferences.
>>26673078
5'7" & 180 lbs
I got a pear shape though so it's all in my ass and thighs. My bottom part looks like it's taken from a different, fatter body that my upper part.
I live in Romania.
>>26673029
jw what an acceptable answer would have been
>>26673185
yeah? well get posting senpai
Robots will hate me for this but you want the truth, so whatever.
Yes, looks are Important!:
Taller than me, noticeably taller like at least 5 inches, I am 5'7".
Not morbidly obese.
That takes care of himself
A decent sized cock like 8 inches or so
race wont matter if all of the above are in check but, preferably African American.
For non physical things well:
Has an stable Job
Has no weird obsessions
He isn't Jeaolous
Has to be laid back
>>26671330
>describe your ideal boyfriend
Surprise surprise it's fucking chad
>>26673239
So basically
>a cuck that can support me that happens to be a nigger
YA OK
>>26673239
8" is decent
KEK
>>26673270
>>26673275
>ideal
Give us your ideals brobots
>>26671655
>Won't cheat on me or leave me for Stacy
hahahaha girls think guys don't do this? that's a good one. you could be 10/10 and we'll still fuck a whore on the side.
>>26673307
-Not a psycho
-Not paranoid
-Takes care of herself
-Not a nigger
Gee, that was hard
>>26673239
fuck, i have all those but i'm not black
>>26673307
A blind girl who I could lie to and tell her I am not a 5'4" manlet.
>>26673239
>He isn't Jeaolous
Are you saying you want a guy that don't look like a cuck but he's a cuck.
Let me explain something gurl. The opposite of jealousy is cuckness, never nothing would stop me from protecting my woman besides jealousy.
>>26673185
>I live in Romania.
That's not very far and I'm into everything you're describing.
>>26673337
You don't care about personality AT ALL. You do try care about looks AT ALL.
Basically if you're in a preference oriented thread you'd just complain about how shallow everyone is for having preference. Like some SJW.
Perhaps you just didn't get the meaning of the word.
>>26673337
Sand nigger is fine?
>>26673206
Anything from entomology to piano to chess. Procreation and homemaking are not the type of interests I meant.
I'm not saying you're a bad person, but it sounds like you want a family oriented relationship, not to lead an interesting and eventful life. Mexicans would probably do it for you.
>not white
>5'10"
>dark eyes
>weak chin
>6" dick
>skelly mode
Could be worse, but I'm definitely never going to be anyone's ideal.
>>26673395
Yeah thats fine. Lets trade sex for memes.
>>26673390
>women
>personality
lol
>>26673354
Anything else passes? She doesn't have to look like a girl, her eyes could be wide open at all times, she could be skitzoparanoid. She could in fact hate you and attempt to murder you whenever possible.
>>26671516
Checked all of them
Including >>26672184
not that you asked for it.
I also go to the gym. I'm emotionally unstable however and even though I'm almost always nice I'm depressed and socially outcasted.is that a problem desu?
>>26673378
>not very far
Details?
I am not into LDRs though :(
>>26672295
Anon you do know that r9k girls are either insane or complete whores right?she's probably both cucking you for a better guy which she did post about
>>26673411
I am
>White
>5'4"
>spit-green eyes
>semi strong chin (Lord Farquaad?)
>4 inches dickerino
>overweigth yet not obese.. yet
>>26673239
>6'3
>ottermode
>exercise a lot but eat shit cus I want to die
>legit 8.5"
>yes, I'm black
>make 90k/year before taxes
>weirdest obsession is my cats
>as long as I'm not getting cucked, don't really care what you do with your life
>laid back and hard to piss off, but I sometimes drop people out of my life for no reason
Pls be my gf.
>>26673307
my ideal?
in order of importance:
>loyal / will not cuck me
>within 1 SD of female height (5'0-5'6)
>as close to my ethnicity as possible (i'm a euro mutt so basically anyone white)
>at least average intelligence
>can be sweet/caring most of the time
this is perfect, the more sexy her body/face is the better obviously, but as long as she's not fat or complete butterface i'd be happy
>>26673421
well, as long as she is not very fat, is black or has curly hair I guess everything passes, hell she could even be slitgly deformed.
We manlets have NO choice at all, most of us become women or kill ourselves.
>>26672374
An hour later, but I don't have a kik. :(
>>26673411
>black
>6'3
>black soulless eyes
>decent chin idk
>8" donger
>ottermode
Maybe one day I'll get a gf ;_;
>>26673478
The only way you can get cucked is if a 7 foot tall african gets in the way, niggers have it easy.
>>26673505
Fuck that guy t.b.h
addcohkaneon chatngo
>>26672996
>@mail.com
you now realize you have no fucking idea what provider that is.
>>26673239
>20CM
there's literally no self-respecting guy in the world who would want to fuck a pussy so beaten up it'd gobble a 20cm cock without problems.
>African American
>has stable job
No racism but top kek
>>26673524
Then why am I a 27 year old khhv?
Probably because I'm autistic desu.
Never even been on a date.
I went from being an orphan to an independent adult, so fuck you.
White kids sit on their ass and girls of all races flock to their Aryan dicks.
>>26673405
moving chess pieces on a checkered board is an "interesting life" for you?
i am a db/server administrator & programmer for a major travel agency. i got a free vacation and it was boring and uninteresting going alone, but if that would make my gf and/or child[ren] happy i would do it. anything to make them happy as having a full belly and empty balls is all i need to feel content.
i don't care for my community so i wish to make my own to care about. i have money but i dont have any idea what to spend it on. i'm not going to settle down anywhere specific so i can't buy a house. i have a car, a pc, a tv. i get *free* vacations because travel agency. you would be happier if i was obsessed with studying ants or something than only wanting to make my gf happy?
>>26673539
>there's literally no self-respecting guy in the world who would want to fuck a pussy so beaten up it'd gobble a 20cm cock without problems.
keked pretty hard
>>26673496
But you do realize we are talking ideals here right? What 'passes' in this context means that you consider it close to irrelevant in your dream person.
>>26673592
dude lets just be gay together, Im a programmer too
>>26673592
I'm not sure why you're trying to get my attention particularly. My preferences shouldn't make you feel defensive.
What you ought to look for is a woman whose ambition is to be a housewife and make a lot of children, since that's what would similarly make you happy. I imagine any stable job with a guy who isn't a deadbeat would overjoy a Mexican Catholic.
>>26673592
Not her, but chess takes a lot of time and dedication to git gud
I've been playing/studying chess for 4 years and I'm only around 1900 elo (current world chess champion's elo is 2800-something, so in comparison I'm absolute shit)
>>26673568
Yeah women love 5'5" men with their 5 inchers!
>>26672454
>Wants to get married in the future
So you can take half my money and fuck Chad's while I go full JUST?
>>26672449
Bebe detected
Kill yourself, slut
>>26673624
desu i've been considering boipussy. i mean i want a gf but it's like finding a dime in a bucket of diahhreah. the payback is starting to seem not worth itnot that i'd know since i never had a gf
i just *HATE* how girls want me to have some stupid "hobby" like chess, piano, or studying worms rather than spending my time directly providing for my family or doing what my gf likes.
>>26673600
As a manlet, I dont feel that I have the place or the right to judge the body of other people since I am basically the worst you can be just an step from being deformed, but if you insist:
Long black sleek hair, white, petite, small but round boobs, NOT fat and I HATE CURLY HAIR. cute and a happy go lucky attitude, basically this pic.
yeah, I have no right for that. It feels jsut wrong describing it, we manlets should not even exist, is society thak keps usalive...
>>26673676
i wont fuck you but lets talk, adde12ic__on skype
>>26673676
>or doing what my gf likes.
What if she likes chess, piano, or studying worms?
>>26673651
I see more happy manlets with families and friends than I can bear.
I know more black khhv than whites.
You don't understand how ingrained white supremacy is in the minds of women who grew up around Western media.
I've seen 11/10 Asian models marry 2/10 5'6 literal mullet trailer park burger flippers just to have a white husband.
>>26673698
Not him but. I bought some worms a bit ago and aww man they're so Cool! They live in my garden and they're so cute and I play with them sometimes and give them names but they all look the same so I probably give them multiple names but dang I love them
>>26673539
Mail Dot Com is an email provider anon. They provide emails.
>>26673642
i'd be happy with 1 kid. are you not trying to have even 1 child?
it's not about you, this is just as common as "tall" or "fit" for female preferences:
>has a hobby/ambition no matter how pointless & unproductive it is
i want to understand why this is important, why any girl would rather have a bf that wakes up thinking "hope i do good in chess today" versus "i hope i make my princess extra happy today"
>>26673723
Bullshit, I work with women 10 hours a day sometimes for a month withouth a free day and I know they fucking hate manlets, they make fun of me, they call me Minion!
>when your dick is only 5.5"
I'm never gonna make it.
man no one is dropping deets, what a cuck thread tb|-|
>>26673755
I'm a manlet working with mostly women. They flirt with me a lot and are really nice to me and basically go out of their way to help me. Maybe you're just not nice to them?
>taller than me (5'4")
>doesn't mind me being playfully mean, is playfully mean in return
>not super needy for my attention
>no more than 3 years older than me (I'm 19)
>not visibly deformed
>long hair is cool but short hair is cool too
>doesn't mind the fact that I tend to look like a 12 year old boy
>>26673642
>My preferences shouldn't make you feel defensive.
You insulted him by calling his life desires "uninteresting" while presenting something that isn't him as being "interesting".
get some perspective roastie
>>26673810
>no more than 3 years older than me (I'm 19)
fuck off retard
>>26673810
>12 year old boy
oh hai you
>not super needy for my attention
too bad';)
>>26673698
i'll do them if that makes her happy. making her happy would make me happy. hell i'd do her hw for her if i had nothing better to do and she was swamped with work, as long as she's nice and loyal idgaf
>>26673793
I tried to be polite with them, but after years of bashing I am now indifferent, I was bullied all my life because of my height since I was in middle school.
Maybe you are just a 5'9" manlet and are at least a few inches taller than most women, I am not, I am 5'4", I am the shortest "person" in the office.
All fembots hate kittens, so FUCK YOU.
I wouldn't entertain the notion of wasting a single moment on some roast that has no respect for my babies
I don't know, I like artsy outcasts that don't care that they're not popular since it's pretty much me
>pic related
if I knew someone like this, if want to listen to them create and maybe even create together. I want to kiss his patches and comfort and support him when he needs me and protect him from evil ginger boys. We could make things that are beautiful even if we're the only ones that think anything of it
Unfortunately as I've said in a couple of other threads, I don't have people skills. I missed my chance after years of online classes in and now college is hell because I can't interact with them so I'm screwed for the rest of my life
>inb4 "ambitious"
>>26673878
whups
At least 25.
My height or taller. (5'10)
Not fat, not too muscley either.
Not arrogant, respectful.
Not hateful or angry, racist or sexist.
Likes cats, animals in general.
Passionate and open-minded.
White.
No tattoos or piercings, dresses nicely.
Willing to dote on me, pamper me.
Stable, both mentally and in his lifestyle, reliable.
Has had a long-term relationship but not too many, I don't want to deal with someone incapable of giving me space.
White.
Submissive sexually but still proud.
Passionate about the things he likes.
Won't call me hun.
Honest where it counts.
Would like to get married eventually.
Doesn't drink much or do recreational drugs.
I think that's about it. Nice hair would be a plus.
>>26673867
I'm 5'5 anon. I was made fun of for being short too. Most of the women there are my height or taller. I only weigh 120 pounds too so like. I am really small.
>>26673872
fuck cats.
fuck them to hell with a rusty dildo.
>ALL THESE GIRLS DESCRIBING DICK SIZES AS A CRITERIA
>FUCCKKINNNGG BIITTCCHHEESSS
I HAVE AN 8 INCH DICK BUT I HATE ALL YOU GIRLS LIKE THIS
WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU WHY SHOULD DICK SIZE MATTER UNLESS YOURE A FUCKIGN WHORE. HOW OFTEN DO YOU HEAR A GUY SAY HE WONT DATE A GIRL UNLESS SHE HAS DD CUPS OR UP? FUCK YOU
WHO WANTS TO DATE A GIRL AS SHALLOW AS THAT? HOW MANY DICKS HAVE YOU HAD INSIDE YOU TO KNOW WHAT SIZE YOU LIKE??? FUCKINNG SLUUUTTSS
I HATE WOMEN
>>26673696
wont work my Skype isdick buttkis
>>26673810
>recognize who this is
>>26673867
I had a roommate that was a manlet.
Biggest Chad ever.
Indian/Portuguese
Literal 4somes with different girls every week.
He now makes 6 figures with a meme art degree and lives like a king
>>26673872
anon you're getting as bad as the guy that posts pictures of white women in black threads
>>26673810
hi, location???
>>26673810
>doesn't mind me being playfully mean, is playfully mean in return
God, I love bantz. I think this is the first time i've ever fit a profile before.
>>26673903
I'm gonna kill you.
Cats are gods.
Kittens are higher dimension Paragons of light and matter.
>>26673909
Then why none of the girls here have said they like manlets? not a single one, it is litterally my office, all are taller than me. I am so disgusting and ugly is not funny.
>>26673887
it's a codeword forrich
>>26673909
>now makes 6 figures with a meme art degree and lives like a king
literally how
>>26673921
Black fembots are the biggest kitten haters on the planet.
Fuck EVERY STUPID FUCKING BLEEDING WHORE ROASTIE HORMONAL CATASTROPHE THAT HOLDS ILL WILL AGAINST A CAT
DEATH TO WOMEN
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>26673897
is respectful* in case that came off wrong.
>>26673648
not either of them but your blanket statement isn't accurate. chess like most things in life is heavily dependent on inborn talent. I personally got over 2000 in less than 6 months only playing casually, I still don't know any opening theory past the first 4-5 moves. that idea of hard work beating talent is only true if the talent does zero work. most people, even if they studied chess their entire life probably couldn't even reach IM level, a guy like fisher/kasparov/etc, IQ 180, probably could get to GM level after 1-2 years.
>>26673878
>>26673894
>gleeson continues to ruin my dating prospects
>>26673826
Its not so much an age thing, its more like I don't want to feel outclassed. I tried dating a guy who was 30, had a real house and a proper salaried job and I felt more like his kid than his gf
>>26673908
Doubtful!
>>26673847
One day your prince will come
>add girl from thread like this
>she's actually really close to my ideal
>we talk and get along really well
>she seems infatuated with me and everything
>she lives on the other side of the world
So here I am, do I have a chance?
>19 yo
>6'2"
>Serbian origins, lived my whole life in Italy
>Strong chin, deep voice
>Literally black hair and eyes, can't see the pupil
>Keanu Reeves' messy type of hair
>Introvert
>Decent shape, been doing various sports since I was a kid
>Dick around 6"-6.5" depending on various factors
>Kissless/holdhandless virgin
>Also hugless
Will i ever found someone? The only person who ever showed me some kind of attentions was my psicologist when she tried to molest me (just some touching, still virgin)
>>26673897
>Submissive sexually but still proud.
Does that mean you'll rock my world or some kind of BDSM thing? Because I really enjoy to please a female but it seems like this is usually a one way street. Why can't we just both rock our bodies against each other, baby.
>Won't call me hun.
what about baby, baby
>Doesn't drink much or do recreational drugs.
I'd stop the drinking for the right girl. Stopped everything else a long time ago.
>>26674016
> prince
and
> one day
>>26674000
Play me then
Challenge de_Selby on lichess
http://en.lichess.org/@/de_Selby
>>26674068
That's what worries me about responding to people in these threads, it's nice to find others with the same interests but I just don't live near any of them. I've never had a long-distance or online relationship either.
>>26671330
>no history of abuse [I don't have the energy or empathy to be supportive, depression and anxiety are okay as long as he deals with them/keeps them under control]
>gun friendly and into survival/prepper/SHTF planning, likes to go innawoods and shoot stuff, knows his way around gardening and foraging
>independent, has hobbies and interests other than me, loyal but not super clingy
>5'6" or taller [I'm 5'2"]
>not fat; not meatball mode if manlet [I hover between 95-100lbs, fat girls don't deserve to ask for thin boyfriends]
>dresses nicely but simply
>cleanshaven/stubble/short and neat beard all okay; only requirements for hair are thick, neat, clean, and present
>only requirement for eyes is that they be present
>white or at least 3/4 white [I really really really don't like pajeets though]
>educated, articulate, passion for learning new things
>no interest in marriage or children
>aesthetic and above average dick
>preference for anal
>willingness to be fingered/pegged regularly
>masculine and confident guy, but in a somewhat feminine coded profession [think florist, nurse, teacher] although stem fields are okay and interesting to hear about too
>not grossed out by my career choice [in college currently to be funeral director and embalmer, you get to wear cute suits and hang out with dead people, it's great]
>neither religious nor a pompous athiest [big preference for agnostic/nothing decided/no fucks given]
>inventive and cute when he swears
>likes my cooking and doesn't mind that I don't eat much
>really really really loves cats
There are probably like hundreds of dudes like this and I'm too afraid to go grab even one, lel.
>>26674139
I'm not into BDSM.
Baby is fine I guess.
I don't tolerate drunks, I don't mind if someone has a couple drinks socially.
>>26673946
Because any girl that uses 4chan is not normal and very fucked up and slutty.
All of my roommate's friends were also Chad manlets. They had a party with Russian ballerinas in our apartment.
26 Russian ballerinas and vodka flowing like water.
They all got laid, multiple times.
My autistic blackness came out for some water and they just stared until I left.
The DJ literally scratched out the music until I left.
>>26674199
Please shut the fuck up
>>26674181
It says you're already playing.
Hop into here if you have the time
http://lichess.org/8nP2EU4g
>anon cockblocks
>>26673926
AZ, you?
>>26673928
Honestly nothing is more annoying than someone who tiptoes around me, at least call me an autist or something sometimes!
>>26674016
Alright then you 12yo, post some contact.
pic related
plus he has to be red pilled, articulate, and have a voracious sexual appetite
>>26674238
angry fatty or pajeet detected
>>26673897
eh. if you could deal with a minor tattoo, occasional drinking, and someone working very hard to be stable and advancing their life, i'd probably be in your ballpark.
>>26671330
Ok but ideal is not realistic
>at least 196 cm tall
>Norwegian
>blonde curly hair
>blue/green eyes
>kinda muscular
>social
>IQ above 145
>funny
>creative
>extraverted
>loves being outside
>fit
>same age as me
>competitive
>nationalistic
>no glasses
>no inheritable diseases
>intellectual
>>26671330
like a previous anon said, since we're talking "ideal" i'll get pretty specific
>dark, long, messy hair
>glasses
>preferably East Asian but any race is fine
>pale skin
>dark eye bags
>good taste in games
>plays an instrument or at least good taste in music
>reads
>speaks multiple languages
>skellington body type
>feminine features
>nice eyebrows
>will let me beat him up
as for height, either
>small and close to my height (i'm 5'2)
OR
>excessively, unflatteringly tall
>>26674199
pls be my gflocation???
>>26674335
What kind of tattoo? What is occasional drinking? If you drink alone and aren't willing to give it up, that's iffy.
Are these qualities attractive in a guy to anyone?
>Small, slender
>Accepting as fugg
>Non aggressive
>Overly caring
>worry a lot
>Obsessive
>super pale
>Very non-sexual
I'm a guy btw
>>26674372
holy shit you sound perfect ; - ;
>>26674372
Obsessive and non-sexual are no-gos.
What is overly caring? Needy? Also a no-go.
>>26673897
>racist
Women in the First World are the absolute fucking worst. Worthless garbage.
>>26674372
you sound adorable as fuck
>>26674353
Literally me expect I'm white and have a corpse complexion and no glasses, although I wouldn't mind wearing them if you're into that.
>>26674405
Why would I want to spend my time with a hateful child?
>>26674286
>>26674286
>Honestly nothing is more annoying than someone who tiptoes around me, at least call me an autist or something sometimes!
You sound great. I live in Texas, but I'd definitely want to be your bf,if I wasn't a NEET.
>>26674405
Anon pic related is you :)
