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It was quite clearly proven yesterday that the ultimate autistic shoe is the military surplus "tactical" boot.
Let's take a moment to reflect on how utterly fucking retarded, school shooter tier, omega as fuck, and outright ridiculous and A++ grade autistic people who wear "tactical" clothing are.
If you wear these boots and are not a member of the military or police, you are presenting to the world that you have autism.
Only people who wear them here are fat niggers and kiwis.
>>26660967
>caring what some idiot on r9k thinks of footwear
>>26660991
Nonsense.
I see overweight social rejects wearing these all the time, usually with poorly fitted, dirty cargo pants, stained hoodies,graphic tees with painfully unfunny slogans, and, for some reason, triple chin hiding goatees.
>>26661028
>>caring what some idiot on r9k thinks of footwear
>doing a pitiful job of hiding your insecurities by going out of your way to tell someone you don't care
>>26660967
The people who wear this kind of retard shit are the same people who will tell you fashion doesn't matter.
>>26661084
...while posting in tfw no gf wizard threads.
>>26660967
Are mine autism?
>>26661120
Do you actually work in them or live somewhere that genuinely requires you to need proper boots?
>>26660967
If worn right I can see those being pretty /fa/
I mean they don't look anymore outlandish than a pair of Yeezys
>>26661138
Yes. Those are my work boots provided by the company. I'm acable guy.
Fuck you op. I'm EMS and danners are top comfy. I feel bad for nurses who wear those ugly danskos with no support. I need something light, strong, comfy, and with good ankle support. I like boots so much I wear chelseas or chukkas off the clock. The only autism shoes are all trainers worn outside the gym. If someone wants a casual shoe there's plenty of loafers and oxfords out there. It just looks sloppy to me.
t.man with autism
>>26661148
Worn right means worn by a 10/10 model in a perfect outfit.
People like that can wear a sack and look stylish, don't try to pretend this means you can.
>>26661160
There's nothing wrong with work boots in work situations.
>>26661160
You're good bro. Just so long as you wear sneakers in your off time.
>>26661198
>The only autism shoes are all trainers worn outside the gym
This objectively isn't true at all and shows you lack any understanding of what autism shoes are. Stop getting upset because your boots are ridiculous and you can't cope with having this pointed out to you.
>>26661259
I wear New Balance. RIP.
r(2^3) by moccasin boots
>>26661052
I live in Australia, may be different compared to America. Autist here wear clothes that belong in the 80's.
>>26661120
always depends on the whole outfit
but what's wrong with being omega?
>>26661261
Danners are as basic as boots come. It's a simple understated black shoe designed for comfort, performance, and keeping my feet away from blood.
Trainers are objectively autistic outside of the gym. It's equally as ridiculous as a man wearing patent leather opera pumps outside of a white collar event. I own a pair of Nike roshe ones. I like them but I only wear in gym because they're autistic,like every other gym shoe. What are these clowns thinking? Do they need to sprint to their car or slamdunk the bread on the register? There is no reason for autism shoes out of the gym.
>>26660967
the sad thing about stupid trolling topics like this is if you live in an area a bulk of people can agree on this sort of thing and then everybody stops doing it
everybody collectively agrees to be stupid and the ones that don't get ostracized
>>26661120
I wear a similar boot, can confirm autistic if you work in retail.
>>26661473
>retail
I work the pole.
>>26661419
I don't think anyone buys it. You always hear no white after labor day but I wear my nubucks whenever I want to. People wear what they like. I doubt they avoid certain things just because it's autistic. Women are shit on constantly for yoga pants and ugg boots yet they still wear it like it's the mandatory slut uniform.
>>26661485
I'd let you work my pole bb. I got a whole lot of cable that needs installing.
>>26661508
I bet.wanna be friends, robot?
>>26661488
ok yoga pants are an entirely different issue, girl puts them on knows her ass looks good and wants everyone else to know it too
but yeah im not trying to say herd mentality but it's more like people act like shits over trivial things and it snow balls
>>26661267
Which NB? You know the brand itself doesn't matter, right?
>>26661304
Wearing clothes from the 80's in Australia means you shop at General Pants and Cotton On
>>26661397
>Trainers are objectively autistic outside of the gym
This isn't true at all. This is complete nonsense you're making up because you don't understand what autism shoes are.
>I like them but I only wear in gym because they're autistic,like every other gym shoe.
Neither is this. You need to stop compensating for being clueless with arrogance and bluster, omega. Either lurk more and pay attention, or keep your stupid opinions to yourself.
>>26661419
This isn't trolling. Robots whine all the time when people don't tell them basic things everyone knows, and then whine when they do get told.
>>26661488
>Women are shit on constantly for yoga pants and ugg boots yet they still wear it like it's the mandatory slut uniform.
Nobody cares when subhuman omega males whine about the things women do. Stop thinking that r9k tier complianing = what the real world actually thinks.
We want our sluts wearing tight, labia revealing clothes.
![New-Real-Leather-Men-s-Ankle-BOOTS-Formal-shoes-slip-on-Inside-zipper-Wing-Tip-brown[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ni9bSaR.jpg "New-Real-Leather-Men-s-Ankle-BOOTS-Formal-shoes-slip-on-Inside-zipper-Wing-Tip-brown[1].jpg")
how manly are those
>>26661906
So manly that they're the exact sort of boot well dressed homosexuals wear.
>>26661906
Brogue details is unusual for that style, but it can work. I have a similar pair with a fucked up cap toe that comes back a lot further than it should.
For manly nothing beats a sharp pair of cowboy boots. I think outside of Dixie and Texas they aren't worn much in America except by Mexicans. I could see hipsters coopting them like they did with the whole proletariat chic thing. Maybe I'm hipster myself because I think denim, flannel, and work boots are a solid look. Anyway, avoid bolo ties and western shirts and cowboy boots are perfect.
>>26661849
How is anything I said arrogance, bluster, or omega? Is the reason you're so butthurt is because you thought you looked fly with your crisp fedora and pristine air force ones? Maybe once you finish college you'll realize how ridiculous you are. Shoes are the first thing people look at when judging others. What do yours say about you?
I wear tactical boots. They're comfy and convenient as fuck. I'm also in the Army ROTC program and they're awesome for any kind of field training we do. Tactical boots are fine unless you wear them with shorts or some shit like an autistic faggot. Wearing them with just jeans and a t-shirt is perfectly normal, OP can go fuck himself.
>>26661120
Jesus are you child? Those things are fucking tiny
>>26661906
Don't you have a campaign to be running, Ted?
>>26662261
>being this triggered
>posting this much projection and ad homs
>thinking it isn't completely fucking obvious how furious you are as you rage like a child
>Shoes are the first thing people look at when judging others. What do yours say about you?
My shoes say that I'm a well dressed in a respectable casual outfit. Your boots say you're a fucking retard who think he needs to wear massive clomping army boots to protect himself against his imagination.
>>26662416
You are exactly the person the OP is referring to. You look fucking retarded.
>>26661289
where'd you get those? What brand is that?
>>26662578
>"Well dressed in a respectable casual outfit"
>Saying other people look retarded for wearing footwear convenient for what they do.
Le gentleman confirmed.
>>26662578
Good luck ever convincing a welfare babby he's wrong about anything ever
>>26662774
>>Saying other people look retarded for wearing footwear convenient for what they do.
It has been mentioned a number of times now that wearing work boots for work purposes is acceptable, but wearing military tier boots when you're a glorified driver for sick people is over the top and therefore autism.
>le cherry picking faggot who can't actually read confirmed.
>>26660967
what about school shooters tho?
>>26662789
He's not even a welfare babby, he's even worse, a glorified boy scout in tactical boots.
>>26662913
George Zimmerman?
>>26662851
>Implying tactical boots are only for kicking down doors and stepping on the throats of brown people.
They're work boots dude. Not everything with the word tactical means it's meant for operating in Afghanistan. They're meant to be multi-purpose.
>>26662952
boots in OP's picture are tacticool as fuck.
People who actually work use regular steel-toe boots
>>26662952
I didn't imply any of those things. They're military / police issue boots. There are numerous actual work boots out there, and choosing to wear ones that make you look like an edgelord is autistic decision making.
Anything with the word tactical applied to it is 100% autistic fuckwit tier.
>>26662972
Exactly. Turn up on a construction site with your tactical boots and you're going to get mocked, unless you literally are just out of the military, you have no excuse.
>>26662578
Wait, did you get confused somewhere? Look back at the interaction between me and op. Danner strikers are tiny emt boots, not army and not clompers, and only need to protect from blood and slipping. I also said I only wear them at work, opting for chelseas or chukkas off the clock. Now that we've had a little review we should examine what these shoes are. Chelseas are Beatles boots, simple slip on leather with an elastic panel. Chukkas are simple suede lace up boots, favored by hipsters.
Ironically, my autism powers give me savant level of understanding in shoes. Trainers are not casual. Loafers, chukkas, some oxfords, etc. are casual. I mean actually casual though, like chinos and a polo tee or sportshirt. What you call casual is what most people call slob.
I'm not angry though. An inability to infer emotion and the content of another person's response is hallmark autism. You aren't doing yourself any favors with your silly exaggerations
>>26660967
funny thing there's a super autist in half of my classes who wears that exact brand , wp OP.
>tfw i was in the navy
>tfw i have a pair of military boots in the closet that are just wasting away now
maybe i should go leave them somewhere so some autist somewhere could make a fashion statement with them.
>>26662972
>>26663005
I didn't say they're specifically work boots. Obviously if you're working construction or some shit you're gonna wear boots for the job. I said they're multi-purpose, which is why they're convenient for everyday wear.
>>26663111
tfw i have no face
I only own one pair of shoes, hiking boots. I only have one pair of feet, who the fuck needs anymore than that? I don't give a shit what other people think. I like /out/ shit so I'm only in the real world because of work and family obligations.
>>26663074
>You aren't doing yourself any favors with your silly exaggerations
>posts countless examples of pointless hyperbole, bluster, and ad homs without the faintest hint of self awareness
>>26663074
>Ironically, my autism powers give me savant level of understanding in shoes. Trainers are not casual. Loafers, chukkas, some oxfords, etc. are casual. I mean actually casual though, like chinos and a polo tee or sportshirt. What you call casual is what most people call slob.
You're doing that thing autists do where you fixate on your special need tier interpretation of the "rules' and then try to claim that everyone elses version (the actually acceptable one) is wrong. It's not working.
Wearing literal gym shoes as day to day wear is autism. Being incapable of telling the difference between obvious gym shoes and modern, casual sneakers is severe autism.
>>26663074
>An inability to infer emotion and the content of another person's response is hallmark autism.
Is that why your last posts are you throwing a tantrum and calling me names and accusing me of all manner of interesting things you imagined?
>>26663119
>they're multi-purpose
Yes, the purposes are - army, navy, airforce, police, and autism.
>>26663182
>I don't care so much that I typed all this out and justified how much I don't care guiz!
>>26663279
Your meme arrows can't hurt me when I'm drunk and a few miles innawoods.
>>26663371
>I'm not upset and I'm replying to tell you this
>>26663263
I like them because I'm too cheap to buy real motorcycle boots. Autists don't ride motorcycles do they? Also you forgot coast Guard, emergency medical, corrections, security, and all sorts of others who need them. They are multi purpose.
>>26660967
>ultimate autistic shoe
Here's a question: Could a 7+/10 civilian Chad wear those shoes and NOT look autistic?
For example, a few Chads wore fedoras and looked great in them, and then autists tried to replicate the look and failed miserably.
So my logic is that some items of clothing look autistic on most people, however some people can pull off the look.
Personally, I wouldn't wear said boots unless I was hiking because they are heavy and not designed for day to day wear.
>>26663405
:c
You are #rood and not berry nice
>>26663441
This was addressed here >>26661227
>>26663424
I didn't forget them, they don't actually need them but it's all part of the grey area where you can get away with it but everyone knows you just wanted to look cool and tough in your big boys boots and pretend your job is tougher than it really is.
>>26660967
>tfw the only clothes i own are combat boots, black cargo pants and long sleeve black tops
>tfw normies don't bother me because they can smell my autism and fear i might shoot them
>>26663505
>>tfw normies don't bother me because they can smell my autism and fear i might shoot them
No-one is scared of you, they don't bother you because you're socially retarded.
>>26660967
OP is a /fa/ggot.
I think you got lost. Here shit for brains:
>>>/fa/
i wear full autism tactical gear for airsofting
who mad
>>26663831
>muh hobbies
>>26663783
>that one autist who always gets triggered and tries to claim the OP is from /fa/
You seem upset, omega.
>>26663898
it's fun tho so w/e i don't wear it normally
>>26660967
I wear these but only when I'm working security, am I autistic?
>>26663996
See: >>26663483
It's acceptable, but also quite obvious why you wear them.
>>26660967
>caring what some random normies on the street that will look at you for 5 seconds at most think
>being this insecure
>>26664717
>posting a transparent as fuck post that reveals how insecure you are and how offended the thread made you
You are exactly the kind of person who should care about how people see you.
>>26664777
Whatever you say normie.
Why are you even here?
>>26664821
>he's actually so desperate he's resorting to the tumblr tier "why are you even here" shaming tactic!
Sorry for triggering you, omega.
>>26660967
>getting so incredibly butt-blasted in the last shoe thread that you had to make a damage control thread dedicated to showing off your bruised anus
>you're still determined to "prove" those boots are "autistic"
>you still believe your own personal opinion of fashion is a universal truth
This is actually starting to get sad now. Turn off your computer and go tend to the wounds on your rectum....or stay mad.
>inb4 more damage control
>>26665360
Ah yes, the classic
>you are le mad
What's sad is the amount of shameful ad hom and projection you managed to fit into one post.
As soon as you start telling people what they're thinking, doing, or believe it's a perfect indication that you're full of shit but desperate.
I'm sorry it upsets you that your boots are autistic.
![IMG_0178[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/UZ64KSA.jpg "IMG_0178[1].jpg")
r8 my b00ts
>>26665721
Pretty much pure autism / 10
>>26665789
Really?, that bad?
>>26665905
Are you military, police, etc, or work in some sort of working class job?
Are those your day to day shoes?
>>26665985
Sadly yes they are day to day shoes
I live in baltimore
>Baltimore
I need the steel in my toes to keep negroids off
>inb4 "You've never needed them"
> I have.
>>26661084
>fashion doesn't matter
This.
>>26666054
I am thoroughly retching
>>26666071
>>26666054
Everyone go to
>>>/fa/
and bring back something ridiculous.
>>26666023
I don't think you have really needed them - but it makes you feel better to say so and that's OK man.
>>26666054
>>26666086
It's awkward when people think it's some new and exciting thing that /fa/ is ridiculous
>>26666145
I guess I haven't needed them
But I get comments like "A-are those S-steel toe?"
I reply "They sure are"
>I am once again secure
aka "just shoot me" boots
>>26665985
>Are you military, police, etc, or work in some sort of working class job?
Why is that relevant? Many people wear running shoes for fashion, and they don't go running. There are countless items of fashion that are worn despite not being used in a practical sense. A scarf is another example.
>>26661198
OP isn't referring to work boots during work, he's referring to them being worn around town like a basic sperg or sword collector.
>>26660967
but mate when im treading through the mud these military suprlus tactical boots provide the best grip action on the ground, allowing me to walk forward
>>26666196
I know "for fashion"
But why Laces and zipper?
WHY
>>26666226
>But why Laces and zipper?
Easier to get them off I assume.
Only wear those autism boots if you have a gun to back them up.
>>26666285
My new favorite game
>>26666188
>But I get comments like "A-are those S-steel toe?"
However you want to interpret the situation is fine by me, little buddy.
>>26666196
A significant amount of "running" shoes are sold directly as fashionable footwear - no-one could dispute this. To actually buy running shoes for running requires going to a proper sports shoe store and picking something that works with your foot. There is a rather significant difference.
Wearing boots that are purposely built for and marketed towards the military or similar is entirely different to wearing faux-distressed and fashionable (well, a few years ago, but still) boots like the ones in your pic.
>>26666336
>A significant amount of "running" shoes are sold directly as fashionable footwear - no-one could dispute this. To actually buy running shoes for running requires going to a proper sports shoe store and picking something that works with your foot. There is a rather significant difference.
Not really. Anyone could still buy a pair of proper running shoes and wear them for fashion, despite not being a runner.
>>26666572
Proper running shoes aren't generally fashionable though outside of niche adoptions of certain styles.
I feel like you can't tell the difference and think there isn't one because of this.
>>26660967
I wear them paintballing, what's your problem?
>>26666665
so close
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kdNk5PXDZc
>>26666666
>>26666744
Are you one of those autists who not only regularly goes paintballing but actually has gone out of his way to buy outfits to paintball in?
>Mooooooooooooom! Did you wash my tactical paintball cargos?!??!
