Shhhh...
Be very quiet. The NEET is sleeping. Don't wake him pretty please, he's had a very long day of sitting in front of a computer.
>green eyes
>>26607082
*earning money noise*
>>26607082
*snoring intensifies*
AAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAOAOAOAOAOAAOOAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>26607082
"ANON, ARE YOU SLEEPING DURING THE MIDDLE OF THE DAY AGAIN!? GET UP RIGHT NOW MISTER! CLEAN YOUR ROOM FOR ONCE! STOP BEING LAZY, DO SOMETHING WITH YOUR LIFE FOR ONCE!"
- Neetcuck's moms and dads everywhere
>buttmad wagie tries to force antiNEET into momentum the way wagecuck threads are.
>it's just the same one thread every day
Topkek wagie. You will come close to eventhe weakest wagecuck Wednesday. Now back to work.
Chop chop.
What do we have here? A Sleeping NEET? Hmmmm,
Oh sorry, NEETfriend. Just got home from making $750 today at work. No big deal. I'm going to grab a quick bite to eat before I head out to meet my gf. You don't mind if I bring her home late tonight and fuck her brains out? You only sleep during the day, right?
>>26607445
Oh morning neety! Remember to clean your room before that gruling torture of brushing your teeth! Chop chop, or mommy will take your computer away!
>>26607275
>actually earning your own money
Lol, I think the thread this morning pissed off old wagie
Rough day, cuck?
All I did was ace a math and literacy test for my paid internship 5 blocks away.
>>26607482
>laughter extends your lifespan, and I spend all day lauging at internet memes
>work causes stress, which shortens your lifespan
Enjoy your short life, wagie.
>>26607082
stupid fucking smug frog get the FUCK off my board
>>26607996
I work. I am not stressed at all. Enjoy your
>basement
>virginity
>stench from your jelly rolls
>whatever you call those japanese cartoon jizz pillows
p-please keep it down wagies, i'm trying to get my beauty sleep
>>26607082
Thisis a comfiness that wagies will never know.
>>26607678
lmao @ the piss spot
>>26607996
I am at work looking at r9k with no problems
What now neety boy
>>26608499
my apologies your highness neet lord. You must get your well deserved nappy
Shhhh don't wake the little neet. He has had a long hard day of shitposting on /r9k nonstop. He deserves these few moments of solace where he isn't being yelled at by his parents, contemplating suicide, and fearing the day his free ride ends
>>26607461
kek kek kek
best thread in weeks.
WAGEKEK REVOLUTION NOW
>>26609179
Now now wagecuckie....
You don't know what you're doing....
Sleep tight neeteri hope you die in your sleep
Guys, you really shouldn't make these threads.
Everyone knows that Fridays are the apex of the NEET's misery. Once, the end of the week was a source of happiness for him; but his childhood has long passed.
Now, Fridays and the weekend are just another day alone for the NEET, but with the inadequacy of knowing that others are enjoying the company of friends while he has no one.
Worse yet, the NEET finds himself anticipating Friday during the week -- counting down the days until the weekend, as if he were still a schoolboy.
Please leave the NEET alone and let him enjoy his "wagie" threads. It's all he has left.
Oh neets, you are so cute.
You have no:
>girlfriend
>friends
>anything to do
>people that need you
>money
>sex
>real love from your parents
>acceptance from peers
>life fulfillment
But hey, at least you don't have to wake up at 8am? Nothing could be worse right?
REEEE REEEE REEEE
hear that neetcuck?its the ree alarm clock waking up all the neets for tendie time yayy
>>26609179
Keep dreaming Wagecuck. You'll end up destroying your own society before you can even touch the NEET society. You serfs and your big dreams always amuse us.
>>26609669
kek
neeties BTFO
>>26607461
Don't wake the neetcuck, he's grumpy!
>>26607368
Come on be nice, let the wagecuckie sleep
>>26608499
h-had s-such nicey nicey dreamie normies ree
>>26607440
>neetcuck
I admire the effort.
>>26609924
>>26607082
>>26608588
now that im up clic dat mother fuckin liek/tendy :)
>>26609688
NEETs aren't part of society you penis
>>26610013
Not part of your shitty plebian society wagecuck. We're more akin to a high class society. We're on a higher plane of existence.
Now mush wagie, the neetbux we recieve doesn't grow on trees you know.
>>26607082
These are my new favorite daily dose threads
>>26609862
original comment faggot ass nigger jews kike spics
>>26607914
>Paid internship
Literally an oxymoron.
I really really really like these threads familia
>>26607275
This is the best post ever please do this every neetshit thread
>>26609648
I had none of those things when I was a wagecuck except money.
>>26609826
What's he going to do, sit on me?
>>26608370
>I'm not stressed at all
You must live a very sheltered life.
>>26610190
>>26610319
you know the best thing about these threads is that it's like this neverending war between the wagecucks and the NEETS
but this is r9k, we're all fucking lonely bastards here. none of us are really taking this debate seriously and you can tell people on both sides aren't really getting triggered, just having fun.
that's the best thing about r9k. if you're a true robot, you know how to argue pointlessly while having fun
wow!
the sheer amount of neet tears in this thread is immeasurable! NEETS OBJECTIVELY AND IRREFUTABLY DESTROYED, they will LITERALLY NEVER recover from how mad and upset they are ITT. NEETS literally scrambling, actually crying IRL!
>>26610662
Back to work, can't have you not working for my paycheck, wagecuck.
>>26610744
what's the matter neetypoo? neety gonna cccwwwyyyyyyy?
>>26610744
Holy shit, NEETs are absolutely devastated.
>frustrated
>mad
>devastated
Will they ever recover?
>>26610744
Bootly blasting levels are off the chart.
NEETS OBJECTIVELY AND IRREFUTABLY DESTROYED
>>26610637
Bumping this thread because daily dose
>>26607082
Stop making this thread you fucking nigger
Some pretty lazy samefagging ITT, but the OP was well done.
>>26609688
Imagine if western society did have a shtf moment just a complete meltdown. I'm laughing my ass off just thinking about a neet trying to survive that.
>>26607082
>Ding Ding Ding
>Alarm Clock rings
Quit dreaming about your "NEET" fantasy and get ready for work! Or Mr. Boss will have your head.
Honestly wagie butthurt levels have reached maximum level. This thread is a prime example.
It's cool, wagie. Have your fun. I don't begrudge you it. I mean, in a mere few hours, it'sback to cucking it hard for Shekelsteinbergstein, and most importantly, paying for my NEETbux.
