whats the creepiest/most perverted thing you've ever done lads?
Probably sniffing my sister's panties.
Also keylogging to get facebook accounts.
Held hands with my wife after I married her.
>>26605142
Reported to mods.
>>26605125
i took a shit in walgreens and smeared a smiley face and a swastika on the stall when i was 12 while i was wearing gloves but thats about the craziest thing ive ever done
ive done lots of crazy shit in my life but never anything really perverted
>>26605125
I pissed myself in a church
>>26605185With lights off
>>26605125
One time the girl I liked came to my house so we could do a project
After she left I sniffed her seat and the toilet after she used it
She didn't wipe well
>>26605142
YOU SICK FUCKoriginal
>>26605125
I can't think of THE most, but one of them was downloading every video on a youtube channel.
For purposes.
I'd probably say fapping to hentai. I have physically done much more degenerate stuff than that in my life, but from the normie-establishments point of view that could probably be the hardest thing to explain. I'd just be labeled a pervert.
i eye raped my friends wife.
something is very wrong with the world where just looking at what you can't have is comparable to adultery. like, if you can't get it, should probably pluck your eyes out just to not be a creep.
>>26605125
Once I ate my cum after watching this,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FxfO-kXfZs
I wanna kill myself since that day
I'm trying all the way to get off from femdom fetish and stuff, but it's very hard
Also I feel a primal hate any time I see a male or even a female submissive, and once I dreamed about doing a beta uprising murdering both a domme and her slave
and the day after I jerked off again to video like the one I've posted
>so disgusted by myself I don't even want to greentext it
I tried on my cousins bikini bottom and got a boner.
>>26605270
SHE DIDNT WIPE SO GOOD
>>26605552
>>26605586
I thought bikini and sniffing fetish was a Simpson meme
>be me at 19
>friend throws party during hurricane, power is knocked out
>we light candles and have a "blackout party"
>anon shows up with 50 xanex bars for 5$ a pop
>everyone partakes, it's a true blackout party
>friends 16 year old sister is blackout drunk
>she walks up to me, says "you're hot" and licks my neck
>her friends pull her away and say sorry
>I need more
>pedobear.jpeg
>fast forward to 3am, almost everyone is asleep
>friends sister has a bathroom that connects to her room and the hall, so there's two doors
>I take a piss and peek in
>she only has a bra on and is spread eagle on her own bed passed out
>hnnnngggg
>her brother is checking his house before going to sleep, almost catches me peeking
>flush toilet and act natural
>everythingaccordingtoplan.png
>fake asleep for two hours, now 5am
>make sure everyone in house is asleep
>her pussy was soaking wet, I think she tried to get herself off in a drunken stupor
>slide my dick right in, she wakes up and holds on to me and moans while I bust inside her
>go to sleep for an hour
>wake up horny as fuck and repeat process, bust inside her again
>get in car and go home, never to be caught
>everythingwentbetterthanexpected.Pepe
I hate myself for this
>tfw I've met with like 114 women from the Internet to lick their feet and/or go down on them
>>26606011
Samefag here
>be 17
>after graduation senior rent beach house I'm myrtle beach for "beach week"
>28 people in one house, girl guy ratio is pretty even
>don't get laid all week, last day of vacation
>get really drunk and decide I can't go down as the virgin who didn't get laid at beach week
>hot drunk Stacey is a known nympho
>creepily follow her all night from a distance so I know where she is for when I make my move
>everyone in house is blackout drunk asleep, so is she
>5am, I do it
>slide into her bed, spoon her
>she wakes up and I act like I've been there all night, shes too drunk to remember or care
>"who is this? Anon?"
>"no its me, anon"
>slide my hand down her panties, start kissing her
>lost my virginity in a really creepy date rape way
>she rode it like a champ and enjoyed it, but never remembered, or at least we never spoke of it
Feels bad man
tried taking a picture of a girl's ass somebody told her she kind of yelled at me i told her it didn't come out good.
>>26606011
>>26606290
Last one
>new years eve party at a cabin in the mountains, I'm 18.
>same group of people as beach week
>everyone drinks, smokes, and pops pills to blackout, like usual
>again I'm always the last one awake creeping around to have sex or steal from people
>walk into a bed room, two people are fucking on top bunk
>same girl from beach week is passed out on the bottom bunk
>she doesn't wake up when I get in bed with her this time
>strip her naked, take a long pause to drink in her body.
>finger her until wet enough, she never makes a sound or wakes up
>stick my dick in
>come on the sheets to avoid extra suspicion
>sleep on the couch
I don't know if she woke up or what, but between the 3 creepy date rapes I preformed word got out and I earned a nick name. "Anon the raper" as a pun on "jack the ripper". The chads and Staceys never really cared though. I feel sick thinking about it all but I guess its normal to drunk fuck passed out people. No one speaks of it to this day, or they just call it "the unforgivable" and we awkwardly laugh while I sweat internally.
I ended up doing a lot of heroin for years to try and kill the guilty feelings. Finally sober and clear headed today.
>>26605125
ate lunch in the stalls every day in hs and every time i was done i'd fap and them cum all over the stall walls
the jannies found out it was me thanks to the cameras, they decided not to tell the principal because i would have gotten in huge shit and just straight up told me to stop going there after i left one day.
was pretty humiliated that they had found out, and i also lost my only comfy space to eat my lunch. this was the last straw for me though and i ended up dropping out in my last year because of this
>>26605293
what channel? its less creepy if you have good taste
inb4 leafy
>>26606290
this is genius
holy shit anon I can't believe how intelligent and alpha that is, in all seriousness.
>high school
>one day my cousin (also in high school) drives me home from school and her Stacy friend comes with us
>for some reason her and her friend decide to hang out at my house for a while and wind up falling asleep in my living room
>walk into living room and see them both asleep
>her friend is barefoot
>wind up taking literally around 100 pics of her feet from various angles
>even decided to risk waking her up by kissing her feet and sucking on her toes for a couple seconds
>wanted to take my dick out and use her feet to give me a footjob but pussied out and ran back up to my room
still kind of wish I'd done it desu
>>26606481
>inb4 leafy
What?
My tastes surpass the capacity for disgust normal men have. And then some.
>>26606082
>tfw I've met with like 114 women from the Internet to lick their feet and/or go down on them
How do you do it? Like where do you meet these women, how do you get them to want to get their feet licked and do they do anything else?
>>26606850
I was making a leafyishere joke you mongoloid normie
>>26606860
craigslist would probably work bro
I take creep videos and upskirts.
Been doing it for a year, not often though.
I have 200 GBs of videos on my laptop, and like 50 on my phone.
I've fapped on my balcony pants less in the early morning hours, when the neighbors are asleep. At least I think they are, they haven't said anything. Almost got caught once when someone walked by as I was standing in the doorway.
I once tried to grab a girl's tits in highschool.
>>26606878
>leafyishere
My dick is too erect for you to be insulting me over shit I don't have to know.
You're fucking warned man, it's rude.
On grad night for HS i spent the night groping girls' asses in the huge lines in disneyland.
Fucking whores, only one said anything and one looked at me like that girl in the clip where they pull her hair and she looks back and smiles at the guy.
>>26606470
I swear I've read this here before.
>>26607472
You have
So have i
>>26605238
Fuck off Jez
>>26606916
How do i do this without getting caught wtf
Giving a 40-year old dude a blowjob for money. I'm a dude and not gay, which makes it worse.
Buttjobbed my mom while she was asleep and came.
I was on a mission trip in high school with a bunch of teenage boys and we had to throw toilet paper in the trash for plumbing reasons. I smelled the shit stained toilet paper while I masturbated.
>>26605139
keylogging isn't creepy, it's smart.
Jacked off while wearing my Christian foster mother's bath robes
>>26605142
enjoy prison you sick fuck
>>26605142
fucking sickening
>>26605142
>>26605185
>>26605272
>>26609258
>>26609313
>>>/a/
Nobody has every laughed at this meme.
>>26609326
>hurr durr nobody laughs at this meme
>/a/
this website was founded on Japanese image board culture.show some fucking respect.
>>26609405
That sense of ownership over the site is a large part of why you're one of the most hated boards on 4chan. You're one of the worst boards for other reasons.
>>26605125
I think I told this one before.
There is an adult theater in my city where people go to watch porn, but also to fuck/whatever. So I go and a couple is fucking, and there is a crowd around them, I manage to get my dick in her mouth, and she sucks me for a while, while her guy is fucking her. At some point she switches to some other guy's cock, and a woman in her 60's or 70's jacked me off until I came.
Also fucked some lady as part of a line of like 20 other guys. But the old lady jacking me off is what makes me laugh when I think of it.
>>26608998
>>26606011
These are probably the worst in the thread.
>>26608998She knew.
to name a few. and ask me if you want to expand. after I submit I'm going to go make some dinner
>fapped in a room where someone was using the computer with headphones
>found random girl's panties/bra combo, wore panties and came in bra. later found her fb and fapped more
>fapped to family friends pics and rubbed pre cum all over her panties
>take pictures of girls in class/in public - most came out blurry tho
>roadtrip back with group of friends, pulled down girls top and looked at her tits
>sniffed panties of people not directly related, so kind step-sister, step cousin
>photoshopping facebook pictures to make girls nude
>gently massaged dick in the back of class
>fap from 2nd story window while watching high school girls walk home
>made a girl give me a handjob or else I wouldn't give her a ride
>grabbed asses while at a concert
>jerked it while girl gave me haircut at her house
>figured out girls password in search of nudes, ended up finding her sister's nude
>>26609326
Right?
ergfmredkhbedmhedkhemkth Original
>>26605520
I've never seen anything more pathetic in my life. Kill yourself holy shit
I fapped on the top bunk of a bunk bed, for years. Took my brother (under me) years to find out. Had a few close calls, one time a legit earthquake saved me.
>>26609673
>jerked it while a girl gave me a haircut at her house.
Please tell
>>26605125
One day I was really pissed about something that now I can't remember in school and I ended up seeing this freshman girl with the most beautiful big blues eyes that I just stared into for like half a minute with this look of absolute disdain. That day we were getting our photos taken for our school ID's. Actually, thinking about it I was mad because I got kicked off of my work release, but that's another thing.
She probably thought I was going to kill her. Even then I wasn't the smallest or friendliest looking guy around.
nothing really. I'm pretty boring.
but one time I just whipped it out and fapped in front of a girl. she stared the entire time and giggled and clapped when I came.
>>26609405
>mfw i'm not even from /a/
>>26609863
>chatting girl up on some messaging app in HS
>girl says I have nice hair
>mention I'm going to get a haircut soon
>ooh anon let me cut it, i've tried it on myself
>go to her house she has her bathroom all set up
>tells me to sit and puts one of those sheets over my body
>we're kinda close as friends, but not super close
>she's in low cut vneck and booty shorts.
>as soon as I'm sitting I'm already half erect
>she starts cutting
>boner to 9/10 because it's pretty amazing feeling
>bends over in front of me to cut front of hair
>deliberately look into her shirt
>anon! you pervert
>we both laugh but I have hands under the sheet rubbing away
>she notices and goes silent
>uh anon do you need a minute
>'no keep cutting'
>she continues cutting and I continue fapping
>weird but I wasn't going to stop
>ask her for a tissue and she hands me one
>finish into tissue as she watches
>she seems to be completely ignoring the fact I turned friendly haircut into my own person fap fest
>h-hows the haircut anon?
>'oh it's good' (it was bad)
>we hung out for the rest of the day and she never mentioned it ever again
also I remember one time I called the same chick and told her I was fapping. She seemed ok with and and I just fapped to her voice for like 20 minutes.
>>26610271
>>'no keep cutting'
>>ask her for a tissue and she hands me one
Kek.
>>26610271
>anon! you pervert
Why didn't you just fuck her at that point?
>>26610730
this.
sounds like she really wanted your D
>>26610730
because then she would have stop cutting my hair and it felt good manwe did fuck after graduation, and honestly it was mediocre
I came in some homeless woman while she was sleeping.
>0% guilt
Burped in a stripers boobs and accidentally clicked the inside of them, never been back there since.
>>26605125
In High School I sat next to a guy and a girl who would talk about their sexual ventures in graphic detail, so I whenever I would go to that class I would open quicktime player and record their conversations through my laptop's microphone.I still have the recordings and masturbate to them quite frequently
One time while I was making love to my girlfriend in the missionary position I told her I wanted to have babbys with her and didn't pull out.
>>26605125
Wanked on the roof of the school on a Saturday evening.
Felt ok, hands were dirty so my dick had skin peeling off the next day.
Knew some people saw me.
Took my shirt off and wrapped it around my face like a jihadist while walking home.
Never wore the same clothes in public again, afraid someone would remember.
Oh man I hope no one from my school is on here
>>26605125
getting naked with a woman and putting my penis inside her vagina.
>>26606430
Are you attractive? There must be a reason why you got away with this
>>26606430
Jesus nigga
>>26606916
Dump them familam
>>26606430
>I guess its normal to drunk fuck passed out people
To a rapist it's normal.
>>26605125
one of my female roommates kept her dirty laundry basket in the bathroom.she was pretty attractive and thin. i would go through it and play with her panties and bras
i stopped one day when i found shitmarks in her panties
was so disgusted after that my crush on her was kill
>>26609673
>>made a girl give me a handjob or else I wouldn't give her a ride
in detail
>stole best friend's panties and masturbated with them
>put a condom on a cucumber and diddled myself with it
Meh
>>26611711
are you lez or a guy
>>26605125
>Jerked off to video of leopard cub being burnt alive.
>Jerked off to videos of girls crying.
>Sexually/mentally/physically abused kittens
>used to cut and stab apart bugs and lizards for hours.
>>26611741
I'm a perverted straight female
>Be me at 16
>At best friend's house for sleep over
>His little sister (12) does ballet
>Comes home in her leotard
>No bra on
>Nipples poking though the fabric
>Instant hard
>Thinking about it all evening
>Finally decide to go to bed at about 1am
>Friend goes into his room
>I get ready to sleep in basement
>Go upstairs to piss
>Still thinking about sister
>See that her door is open
>Look inside
>She fell asleep wearing the fucking ballet tights
>HOLYFUCK
>Creep in
>Summer time so she's not wearing blanket
>Standing over her
>Moon is PERFECT to show her little body
>Pull dick out
>Fap furiously (only took a minute to cum)
>Sprayed all over her bed and watched some land on her thighs and stomach
>She turns over
>Silently drop to the floor and roll towards bed
>Silence
>Feels like an hour passes
>Slowly get up
>Shes facing away from me
>Creep out of room
>>26611784
Iitteraly kill yourself
>>26611812
oh okay bc putting a cucumber up your ass if you were a guy sounded like it would hurt like fuck lol
also uhm wat lol why did you steal your friends panties and masturbate if youre straight
>>26611844
Why? Did I irk you?
I'd love to kill someone if I knew I could get away with it too, and am a diehard Neo Nazi.
>>26611784
>>26611876
>Confirmed edgy 15 year old faggot
>>26611835
That made me hard, anon.
Sign into oneitis gmail account, tracked his searches and fapped to whatever he fapped to
>>26611913
Glad I could help
I always suspected she had a slight crush on me and I played around with the idea of grooming her on the side to play with...But her brother and I were hard core bros and I didn't want to make shit weird and jeopardize thatPlus their dad scared the shit outta me
>>26611908
I'm 19, and not trying to be edgy at all, but you can tell yourself that to categorize me.
>>26605139
>sniffing my sister's panties
How common is this?
>>26611868
It was a small cucumber. I'm a small person.
And Idk I was horny and the idea of stealing dirty panties turned me on even more
>>26612047
lol im guessing youre a girl with a brother and a drawer filled with cute panties :P
>>26612055
weird kind of but okay
so where did you put the cucumber then? pussy or ass? was it cold from the fridge?
>>26605125
sniffed my sisters shoes or sucked myself
lol i was a weird fuck
>>26612137
It was cold and inside the vajooand then back in the fridge
>>26612213
noooooooooo cant believe i read that
kek
at least you used a condom on it though
have you ever tried putting ice cubes up your butt while masturbating?
Stole a pair of panties from one of my ex gf's mom. Sniffed them, came inside them then tossed them in her dirty laundry.
Also put a cam inside her bathroom. She had an amazing body. This was like 8 years ago so I don't have the video anymore.
>>26612245
I don't touch the butt. I poop from there.
>>26611876
wow you are so autistic please end your fucking life 16 year old faggot
>>26612300
lol okay thats good
you sound pretty interesting
how old are you
do you have a kik?
>>26612336
nigga be thirsty as fuck
>>26612336
I'm really not just sexually odd
23
Kik is for kucks
>>26612363
im not allowed to get to know people more online?
>>26612336
end your Iife.
>>26606011
>does it twice
made the post
>>26612392
what do you use to talk to people
im 24
>>26612420
>im not allowed to get to know people more online?
>C-Can you tell me all the sexy things you did with that cucumber?
>N-Now can we talk in private? I want to know more about the sexy shit you've done so I can fap
You're fucking pathetic
Jerk off into the sink at my grandpas funeral. Didn't have time in the morning
>>26612444
with the cucumber AND her roommates panties
you left that part out
>>26606916
please dump some in
>>>/gif/
I've done a couple but they suck
>>26611669
alright
>had okc profile
>very little success being a robot
>finally found one girl who likes my weirdness
>hispanic girl same age as me, long black hair, thick frame glasses
>bordering on the side of chubby, but nice proportions
>pick her up she's wearing tight black dress and flats (cute feet btw)
>first date we go to movies and eat out
>when getting into my car caught a quick upskirt look - lace red panties
>date went well, we were gently touching each other in theater
>second date I pick her up and she's wearing denim shorts, boots, grey shirt, and black jacket
>we go to random stores in shopping mall
>just talking and having fun, grope her ass a few times
>get's late and everything is closing
>she told me she kinda wants to go home and change
>why
>oh I'm not wearing panties and I just shaved recently
>feel bold as hell and force my hand into her shorts
>yep it's nice
>we go to her 'apt' and sit around watching a shitty dvd she had
>I grope her and she falls asleep around 1am
>think oh kek perfect now I can leave
>start getting up and she wakes up
>wait anon don't go yet I need a ride to my house
>wat, i thought you lived here
>gives me some story about how this her apt but she needs to go to her mom's house for night
>really don't want to do it
>took pants off and laid on bed
>kinda did jerk off motion with hand and said well I'm waiting
>she gives me a shitty hand job
>licks the precum once
>have to finish myself off because honestly she was terrible
>partially came on her and her bed
>cum stains on her shirt when we go to leave
>mfw her mom was waiting on the porch when I dropped her off
>mfw it was like a 2 minute drive
weirdly enough the next day she texted me that she really liked me. I never went out with her again though because I found a much cuter european chick.
>>26605125
>stuck my finger in our dog's vagina when I was like 10 which startled her and she then tumbled down the stairs, still feel bad about it two decades later.
>when I was that age or a little bit younger, I would get random boners while my dad took me out grocery shopping or whatever and I'd stick my dick on everything I could.
>had sex with my gf at the time in a bus/train station with her sitting on the handrail at the top of some stairs as we were waiting for her last bus home, she came, I kept humping and eventually she had to push me off of her since the bus was there and people were getting off and walking towards us, she ran off to catch the bus and I waddled around with my pants at my ankles and came hard all over the stairs, managed to pull my pants up just as the people were walking in and I made sure to make eye context with every single one of them as they stepped all over my cum
>would occasionally jerk off at the washroom at work when I was a wagecuck, like literally seconds between me walking through the door and then walking to the back. My qt manager would usually be like "oh Anon did you jog here? good for you getting your cardio in for the day"
>had another gf blow me and then spit my load into my mouth just because hey why not and immediately regretted it, I swallowed it just as my gf was handing me a tissue to spit it out.
>>26612466
Still doesn't make that anon any less pathetic
>>26610271
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1CPS5RdYpzc
>>26612466
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XFkzRNyygfk
>>26612522
i am that anon
and its not pathetic you asshat fuck off
>>26612392
if youre still here and want to talk more i made an email [email protected]
message me on there
>>26612555
thank you 555 vocaroo man for narrating
>>26611504
perfect storie
>>26612440
lol this nigga can't take a hint
>>26611924
thats adorable
i wish someone loved me that much
>>26605125
Fingered one of my exes under the table during dinner with her family (incl grandparents).
>>26612440
>that is all you need to want to start a relationship with someone
that is just what i was talking about. why must we be like this? why am i the weird one for wanting to actually care about someone deeply first?
>>26612555
You know, you posted a long time ago when someone asked why you do these things, oney, that you're doing it to practice your voice skills or something. To be h, they haven't really improved.
>>26605125
Never told anyone this before
>gf lives in apartment with two roommates
>one is qt theater major
>works out every day
>skinny, w/ black hair
>gf is out of town over break
>her roommates are out of town too
>get horny
>go into her roommates room all cautious-like
>open top drawer of dresser
>empty
>open middle drawer
>empty
>open bottom drawer
>BINGO
>fucking empty too
>leave and check her bathroom for narcotics on the way out
still a little ashamed, but it doesnt keep me up at night
>>26611924
He didn't have any fetishes, right?
>>26612606
Kill yourself
No really kill yourself
>i made an email [email protected]
Holy shit...You've gone from beta to strait omega
>>26612646
wat
im not asking her to date me or expect her to care for me deeply
she said shes a pervert you cuck
>>26605125
I go to drama classes and once we were brainstorming for a play and This girl got really close to my face so I kissed her quickly then backed off.
was pretty good desu she didn't care.
>>26612332
see
>>26611955
and crymoar
>>26612697
>all empty drawers
>>26612720
Do you even know what the term "cuck" even means you shit lord?
Besides she's long gone. Laughing at your sorry, thirsty, beta ass
>>26612757
you miss 100% of the shots you dont take
you cuck
>>26605125
>crashed at a friend's place
>friend had to go out in the morning to take care of some things
>friend's brother stays with him as well
>I was wondering around the apartment and noticed his brother's waste basket near the door
>there was a used condom lying on top
>I took the condom to the bathroom and poured the cum into the palm of my hand
>then I began to rub the cum between my fingers for a while and tried to imagine what it would be like to suck his brother's cock
>proceed to jack off, then tried to refill the condom and return it to its original position
I don't think the brother ever suspected anything...
>>26609673
how would i go about finding girls passwords?
>>26612720
i was lamenting human depravity. the fact you would want to have further conversation with someone like that.
Touching my sister in her sleep (more than once) and even when she caught me I went on. I've fingered her about 3 times and that's the closest I will ever get to touching any woman
Jerked off in my sister's friends panties, one on my dick another pair over my face, yeah...
jerk off to an old friends wedding photos
>>26612834
If you know the grill and aspects of her life, you can try the "Forgot my password" option for different things as they often ask you security questions that are EASILY guessed.
>>26612834
a few ways
>know enough about them to answer personal questions to reset passwords
>protip facebook and twitter can give you a lot of answers
>give it a few guesses
>let them use your laptop with a key logger once
>>26605125
watched porn with my siblings a few times, because this was the 90s and there was no internet and even no cable and just the one TV and because we're a family of robots I guess.
>>26612922
I always thought it was stupid that Google just sends you an email that's easily deletable (once you get in) if you guess the password or whatever wrong, instead of like an undeletable notification or something.
>>26612922
>>26612963
but if i change their password, won't they know?
>>26612994
depends on how often they use the account
some people don't even check their emails at all and wont get the notification. You can do a lot of snooping within 1 day of having someone's account
>>26612994
They won't know YOU did it. They'll try to log in, find out they can't, freak out, use the "Forgot password", they'll get in, see that everything is where it should be and end up forgetting about it
>>26612822
Mine is similar to yours.
On the third day of my first year of college the RA for my dorm had a safe sex meeting where he gave everyone free condoms.
That night I was hanging out with the other dudes in my dorm when one of them asked me to get a book from their room. He wasn't really hot but he was the most Chad-like guy in the dorm.
When I went to his room I immediately noticed an open condom wrapper and saw a tied off condom in his trash. It had only been 6 hours since we got them so he just jacked off into it.
>mfw still warm
I pocketed the condom and later that night I untied it and fapped while slurping on this guys cum.
>>26613022
>>26613026
fuck if only i could get into the email in the first place
>be "smart" guy in a science class
>tell girl I can scan her DNA and tell her genetic background
>convince her to spit into test tube
>take test tube home
>pour contents on dick
>jack off with her spit
>most intense orgasm of my life
I just told her she was mostly european
>>26613083
comes down to luck sometimes too breh. One time a girl invited me to some online game with her friends and she gave me a password to get into the room
got her email from her facebook, and just happened to have saved the password from that game in text logs.
>Friend fell asleep on the couch
>sniffed her shoes
>pretty nice aroma
>>26605125
This: >>26612249
I've also been told that my obsession with having her try on dresses for me when she was younger is creepier than having her sit on my face.
I have several photographs of every single one I've bought her, and a few videos of her modeling my favorites. She owns about $10k CDN worth of dresses that don't fit her anymore.
I don't think it's really as creepy as something much more explicit, though.
i fucked my own sister
>Summer break of freshman year of college
>Live in a community with a lot of older people/families
>do yard maintenance for a few people in the neighborhood
>one rich old bat has a super hot daughter
>they go away on a trip to tanzania or something
>they leave me with the house key so I can take care of dogs and water indoor plants
>mfw I spent most of the time getting high on their painkillers and sniffing their daughter's pantiesI kept my own time card too shit was cash
>>26613254
lol its funny how women just trust men to watch their house and not sniff their panties like thats not going to be the first thing they do
When I was a lot younger, probably around 14 or 15, I started to get into some weird fetishes. I realized that my sexual tastes might be slightly different than the average teenage guy when my friends showed me that 2 Girls 1 Cup video and I pretended to be grossed out only to furiously masturbate to it several times later. Anyways, I remembered getting really into lesbian scat porn after that.
But, that's slightly beside the point. One day, it was late at night, and I just really needed something extra to jerk off. Long story short, I went to the park that was down the hill from my house at about 11:00PM, found the bathrooms, went into the womens' bathroom, and started licking the toilet seat thinking about the different girls that might have been sitting on it at some point during the day and jerking off. Not one of my better moments.Was one of my better orgasms though.
I wonder if my neighbour realises I'm looking at her and not my computer right now.
>>26613487
reminds me of this one time there was a party at my house and this drunk chick opened my door and stumbled in looking for sex i think. i barely knew her but i think she knew me and wanted me to fuck her even though she had a bf. she was trying to come up to me and press her body against me i think. she was hot wth big, busty, perky tits and her jeans were down enough to show her thong. but i maneuvered around her and went out, didnt want to tangle with the whole fucking a drunk chick thing especially while her bf is in the backyard and honestly at the time all i could think about is nutting in her warm drunk wet pussy but then also i thought this is how chicks end up pregnate so i bailed out
i just walked out my room and around the house to not be suspicious and didnt know what she was doing in my room. a few minutes pass and i decide to go in and she pissed on carpet in my room. her drunk friends ended up finding her and taking care of her and her pants were spotless so i know she didnt piss herself but pulled down and squated.
well anyways i was left alone in my room with a big and i mean big wet spot of fresh warm pee, it was more like a small puddle desu. i locked my door and the rest was like instinct. i got naked stripping down my clothes sensually. then i dove my face right into her fresh piss spot on my carpet rubbing my face all over it and stroking my dick. my dick is diamond hard as i inhale the scent of her piss and lick it with my tongue. i rub it all over my body and use her piss as lube to jerk off. i do all sorts of things playing with her piss for 10 minutes until i cum as hard as i can. my only regret was not having wood floors.
Work in a mental hospital
>Encourage all patients to masturbate
>Allow them to molest me
One of them who has been bound to a wheelchair since birth tried touching my ass so I took him into a private room and allowed him to molest me.
>>26615011
......k
I don't know how to react. Is this immoral?
>>26615057
You tell me?
I only do it because I want to give them freedom since whenever they do it with the other nurses they get punished.
And I allow that guy to molest me because clearly he wants some action and had never had it before.
>>26611504
I'm offended that you had the nerve to be offended that you went through things that didn't belong and became disgusted by what you found. With that said, all you have to do is be gross to get rid of stalkers? Sign me up.
>>26615125
The way you describe it sounds morally reasonable, but highly unethical. Like, it sounds like you aren't being rapey or taking advantage of mental disorder.
It's a horrible analogy and I mean no offence, but it sounds like the same moral situation as when a girl lets a dog fuck her. As long as there is consent and both parties have control of the situation, it's giving sexual gratification but its not something you want anyone to ever learn about. However if I was wheelchair bound, I'd be cool with that if deal I found you attractive.
Thats my view, anyway
Got caught creepshotting a girl's ass by my friend today... He was pretty weirded out... I have a stash of creepshots, and now he can probably infer that :'(
>>26605125
>jerked off to corpses
>jerked off to trannies
>jerked off to NARCO executions of women
>have been using my mom's panties to jerk off with as my parents have been out on a trip just for the thrill
>I have been sniffing them
I just keep going deeper into the abyss of absolute filth and depravity.
>>26615325
>back in highschool, /fit/ friend asks to borrow phone
>sure bud but no credit
>proceeds to take a bunch of shots of girls asses, somehow doesnt get caught
>gives phone back
he was a good friend
Shit I just realized I fapped in the same room as my mom and dad.
I edged but they probably knew
How can you not smell cum and sweat?
>>26615480
My room probably smells of cum and sweat, but I can't even tell. I just wonder what my parents think when they enter. Hell, I probably smell awful, but I can't tell.
>>26615613
I have a leaning tower of TP in my bin and a roll on by bedside table. I've pretty much accepted my parents know.
They don't, however, know bout my fetishes. I hope.
my friend left her scarf at my house so i jacked off with it and gave it back the next day. i think she knew cause she never wore it again but never said anything
>>26615272
youre offended? how do you think i felt when i open a sexy pair of panties only to find long streaks of poo? that offended me.
spanked sister with sexual intent
>>26612336
Wtf. I left /b/ because question guy was ruining all of the confession threads and now he's here too. Wtf. This is not your personal place to creep on people.
>Used to hang out with this dude, he was aspie as fuck but fun to watch anime with
>Go to dude's house one time
>Dude has a fatass mom and a skinny QT 13 year old or so sister
>Watching anime upstairs in friend's room, need to take a shit so I go down the hallway to the bathroom.
>While wiping my ass, I notice there's an open topped hamper full of dirty clothes across from it.
>On top of it is a tiny thong, maybe more of a G-string, that could only possibly fit the little sister
(On a side note, where the fuck does a 12-13 year old get a pair of panties that lewd?)
>Curiosity gets the better of me, pick them up and take a look
>They're obviously worn, but not gross, no stain or anything
>Can't resist, wrap them around my dick and rub one out
>>26613374
I have news for you... Sniffing panties is not normal. It's a safe assumption that a guy isn't going to sniff panties because the vast majority of guys don't do it.
>>26605125
Crossdressing in my sister's clothes, probably.
>>26617199
Oh I'm sure they don't
Created Instagram account to masturbate to girls with whom I studied in highschool
Humped the wall
Tasted my own cum
Back when I was in highschool I actually masturbated in class once
>>26605125
Fapped in somebody else's bed whilst staying over at their house.
>>26613084
kek, okay, this is creative
>>26606430
>>again I'm always the last one awake creeping around to have sex or steal from people
This is why we can't have nice things.
>>26617234
You probably think everyone has a foot getish too.
Me and a high school friend fapped in front of each other in this very room, I think he's told a couple people about it too as word got around that I had a small penis (at the time).
I snuck a bit of my jizz into my mother's birthday cake batter. I felt guilty for years after I watched her eat it and she told me I did a great job making her birthday cake.
>>26609605
That would be a cool community thing if it weren't for the horrendously high chance of STDs.
>>26617044
>Wtf. This is not your personal place to creep on people.
You are sorely mistaken. Welcome to /r9k/.
I used a jump rope to tie up my cousins hands and then dragged her into a trailer for spooks. Didn't realize how creepy it looked until she tripped and looked up at me from the floor.
>>26605139
howd you keylog?
>>26617473
She knew, anon. She was just being honest.
>>26605125
I have a habit of zoning out, sometimes I'll just stand near someone and stare into empty space.
>>26611784
I've jacked off to videos of naked crying girls to its just a bdsm type thing not that creepy
>>26612336
This conversation is the saddest thing I've seen on here. It's sickening.
>>26608998
not bad
good job
etc.
>>26606011
>>26606290
>>26606430
Doing God's work 2bh anon
You did good
>>26617310
>implying that's not what everybody uses instagram for
Worst I've done is stolen my brothers drumstick to pleasure my prostate. They don't work very well.
>>26605207
That's guy is hot is that u ??
I farted aloud in class until 10th grade.
No one ever told me it wasn't normal.
>>26612555
homestar?
>visit family with parents while about 18 or so
>at aunt and uncles house, cousin is there and is a really cute roastie, a stacey
>don't really talk to anybody the entire time
>end up jacking off into her lotion in the bathroom after taking a shower
Was an almost full bottle and it was a huge load. She was wearing my cum for months
>>26617473
Top fucking what
Meh I have done something like that too, I jacked it with my moms panties, she's not even hot and she's old. I guess I did this due to the lack of females in my life, the despair, and im also horny most of the time.
suckle on my brothers boxers on the patch where he'd had a wet dream
>>26613084
thatismyfetish.png
>>26609659
whoa dude
>>26609673
>>figured out girls password in search of nudes, ended up finding her sister's nude
how anon? Please do tell
>>26611200
post the recordings
>>26611504
could've been period stains
>>26605125
I watch my neighbor through his window and have a diary with his stats and the things he does everyday.
I've lost count of how many vids/pics I've taken of my coworkers ass it's unreal. She probably noticed, but hasn't said anything to me about directly. I'm trying to stop now though, but with how fucking tight her pants are, it'll be hard to resist.
>>26611812
hot
//original comment/10
>>26611876
you can, you just need to do it right.
be male, am i right ro/b/ots?
>>26612336
RED ALERT! HORNY NICCA ON THE TL! I REPEAT, HORNY NICCA ON THE TL!
>>26606430
do you still feel guilty?
>>26611952
>I didn't want to make shit weird
hehe.
>>26605125
14yo me often snuck into the girls' locker room during PE to sniff their clothes, steal some of their stuff for fapping at home and take some of their money while I was at it. One time I brought some cum in a bottle to put in one girl's coke, but I never got to see whether she drank it or not.
>>26606011
Yeah, sure that happened. The rest before probably did happen, but you didn't actually fuck her. Only thought about it.
>>26613487
moar
asdfghjk original
>>26611504
You'd let that stop you?
Faggot
>>26611812
I bet you're a ''fembot here xd'' too
Kill yourself
>>26617229
post pics you slut
>>26619555
post
pics
of
yourself
now
originel
>>26605125
I used to regularly masturbate in theaters, now I don't do that anymore but it was kinda great, especially during plays
I fucked my girlfriend on her grandmother's funeral
Did the same thing on her father's funeral
>>26620410
Will you do the same thing on her funeral?
>be 16
>jacking off on my mother's panties
>cum on her panties
>she was wearing this panties
>months later she announces she's pregnant
>mfw that kid is my son/brother
>mfw no face
>>26605239
FUCKING BAN HIM HE'S A MADMAN
>>26620284
reminder they literally have nightvision cameras in cinemas to catch people with camcorders pirating movies and catch fappers on them too
when I slept over my cousins house id wear my aunts panties and cum in them cause she left them hangin in the shower, id take the dirty ones and lick them to get an idea of what pussy tastes like.
>>26620464
The sperm would have died off long before she put on those panties. Liar.
>>26612336
Damn son, get a glass of water. Thirsty af
>>26616808
Fucking kek, makes sense
>>26605125
I creates a second fb account, added a few girls who I thought would respond and be freaky about it, and then sent them videos and pics of my dick. All responses were negative, through some ranged from humored disgust to utter rage.
>>26607472
i've posted it a few times here already, shit still haunts me
>>26605142
you sick motherfuckeroriginal comment robot nigger
>>26614444
Does nobody check anymore jesus
I don't think its very creepy but its more of an ongoing sexual fetish.
I like to go onto facebook and find pictures of girls who are sitting or standing in positions where they could be taking a shit.
Then I put some raisins on the screen where the poop would be, and eat it to pretend I am eating their poop.
Pic related, it is an example with the raisins circled.
>>26606391
Holy shit creepsnaps are the worst. The punishment for getting caught is too high
>>26611200
Post em friend
>>26621725
What's the punishment? I didn't know it was outright illegal. I know you can get arrested but I didn't know you could get charged at least in America.
>>26621707
if only shit tasted as good as dried fruit
>>26621707
That's very strange. You shouldn't want to eat feces dude but hey if you're not hurting anyone I guess it's fine.
>>26621707
I like how the third picture implies that the girl took a shit on a ledge and then casually sat next to it, gazing over the city.
>>26621750
In poland if they caught you and have the actual photo/recording it can be even <1 year in prison.
People misuse it and charge their exes using footage of them having sex and claiming it was a creepcording on their fault. Shits nasty
>>26621725
>The punishment for getting caught is too high
What's the crime? You're taking a picture in a public space.
>>26621903
Yeah it applies if the woman is naked or you see painties/veryslimlegins so nipslips and upskirts are risky bussines
>>26612336
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>>26605125
jacked off at work
i have no fetishes
>>26621477
Dubs speaks truely robots
>>26605142
Rot in hell you piece of shit
>>26621851
made me kek out loud
>>26605474
or maybe just not stare. you can have fantasies without invading someone's existance
Jizzed in my ex's clothes, creepshotted pics of random girl's asses, jacked off with a friend in the room
>>26605125
hung out in some tall grass at the edge of the woods near a baseball field when girls were playing softball. stroked one out to the outfielders asses. i was 25
>>26615125
r u a gril or a guy?
>>26612555
Jon???????original
Creepshots.
Deleted them all in a bout of shame and worry over getting caught.
Some were really good.
