I can't go on /r9k/, life has finally broken me
>after a life of failure, finally meet a qt
>we actually get along
>she's a bit of a weirdo, does autopsies for a living
>handles many naked bodies daily
>fast forward
>she finally sees my dick, we're a little intimate
>I think I've succeeded with a qt
then it goes to shit
>I make a mistake
>She's seen dozens and dozens of dicks
>I ask her the question I've always dreaded
>"So, you've seen all these guys: How does my dick size compare to the average?"
>she's quiet
>she gives it to me straight after a while
>It's Very Below Average
>She tells me with clear disappointment in her face
>responding to me less and less after seeing my dick
Why, god...
why did you ask her if you knew it's small?
>responding to me less and less after seeing my dick
she's probably responding less because you're insecure
lol that fucking blows man at least you know not to even bother now
how big is it?
>>26594171
>how big is it?
this
OP post your dick
>>26592965
oh shit op, don't kill yourself
just remember surgeries and loans exist
>>26592965
You're on r9k right now.
Dicklets, manlets, baldlets, etc
Why hasnt science cured any of the shit that matters? Fuck the pharmaceutical companies.
>>26592965
>"So, you've seen all these guys: How does my dick size compare to the average?"
I wish someone would have taught you that this is a question you never, ever ask under any circumstances, even if you have a foot long cock.
Let's see the little guy OP!
If you've got a small dick, you always gotta expect that so you're not disappointed.
t. small dick man
>>26592965
What kind of specs are you working with, OP?
Inform us and we shall grant you the nectar of truth.
>>26594171
>>26593031
>>26594258
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>>26595871
I though i was big?
It is 7" x 6", what the fuck did i do wrong?
>>26593625
Of course. >>26592965
You have a small dick. Accept it and move on. Its not like shes fucking these corpses, shes just stating facts.
>>26596176
>7x6
>very below average
no anon
just no
There must've been something else that she chose to take out on you in the most fucked way, because 7.6 is above average.
Either that or none of this ever happened and you're fucking with us.
the better question is how does she know the erect size of dead ppl
>>26596278
THIS.
OP BTFO.
