>Only one chance at life
>You're not a qt girl
There's literally nothing left for you on this planet if you're a 5'9" average-looking male.
I'm 5'9 and below average looking. :(
I think it's all about forgetting that happiness exists and basically doing what you feel like until something kills you.
>>26580663
>Feeling like doing something
>While you are aware happiness doesn't exist
How the fuck do you do this
>>26580599
>5'6
Saving up for Leg Lengthening Surgery JUST so I can be 5'9
>>26580734
You really think it's worth it? I'm the same height as you and I would not do it.
>>26580819
Yeah I think it's worth it
I've got parts of my life together but height is still holding me back on the dating scene.
I used to think I could just be myself and improve in other categories, but even when I improve in said categories, height is STILL a hindrance and girls will turn their nose up at me just because of it. I've seen too much to delude myself into thinking it's not a problem.
Half a year of pain and $15,000-$20,000 to stop being a manlet seems worth it to me. I think I'll thank myself in the end.
Lol my dad is 5'8 and he has a good job, hobbies and has been married for 23 years
>>26580894
I have to save up for the same thing AND get stuff done to my face so I can be a Chad. I'll probably run out of money and kill myself not to long after but hey.
>>26580734
>>26580894
what does your face look like?
maybe you can become a qt girl
>>26580994
Your mom cheats on him
>tfw 6'0" but extremely ugly
>will never be suitable as a man and can never go girl mode
>>26581074
Lol I know for a fact that is not true. But nice try.
>>26580599
>5'9" average-looking male
Literally me
>>26580994
>>26581172
"Lol" these were literally different times.
>>26580994
He grew up when 5'8" was still kinda tall.
>>26580894
5'9" is indistinguishable from 5'6", and women will still laugh at you and shun your tiny, manlet ass. Save yourself the pain and spend that $20k on a sweet vacation. A plane ticket to Las Vegas, Vegas whores and poker tables will make you feel a lot better than a surgery that will make you only slightly less of a manlet.
>>26580994
That was a different time, it's not the same, and no it won't be the same for you.
>>26581349
>>26581387
http://usgovinfo.about.com/od/healthcare/a/tallbutfat.htm
Average height has changed by literally one inch since the 1960s. But keep screwing yourself out of a normal life if you'd like.
I know a guy who's 5'3". He always has a girlfriend.
>>26581428
5'6 is like barely tall for a mexican and they can get pretty short.
5'9 is totally distinguishable from it. It's that point where you're taller than most women and short girls will call you tall. It's still manlet compared to Chad-boyardee but if you wear a boot then you look like a pretty normal height.
>>26580599
>not even attempting to go for 9/10 - 10/10 girls
How do you even know you're average looking? I'm average looking and somehow I can pull only 8/10 - 10/10s.
If I can, you can too. Stop being a fucking pussy about it.
>only one chance at life
>born with a deformed penis
>also a 5'9 average looking male
>>26581542
What if it's not about getting girls but just the validation of being an actual 8/10 guy?
It's an awfully pointless and unfulfilling thing to care about, but for some reason I do.
>>26581428
I'm 5'10". I can feel the manletness everyday. It won't change shit.
I never considered 5'9 to be that short, don't worry about it too much, this is coming from someone who is 6'3 so I'd like to think I'm unbiased
>>26581583
>WANTING VALIDATION
What the fuck, bro? No, I can't even call you bro. Just hop on HRT and inevitably kill yourself. You've brought shame and dishonor to manhood.
>>26581507
Maybe 5'9" makes you king of Mexico, but in nonshit countries with things like food and medicine, 5'9" is every bit as manlet as 5'6". You have to be AT LEAST 6' exactly.
>>26581589
Even king of the manlets over here agrees that it doesn't matter.
>>26581645
I have no other reason to be alive. I was mistake from the get-go. I'm not even needed. If I were, then I'd be doing something else. But I'm just a lost dumb motherfucker in this world of people trying to find a purpose.
5'9, balding, acne riddled, 14 year old looking, 6/10, virgin manlet. At least I'll be rich in ten years.
>>26581673
I was actually trying to explain that 5'9 would at least make you a normal short guy which would be like, I guess, taller than whatever a normal girl height is. more manageable or something than 5'6.
>>26581643
I really didn't either until I came to uni. But then some legit 5' tall whore and her 5'11 (claims 6'1 but told me he lies about it randomly when drunk) boyfriend both made fun of me for being short. I honestly never even used to think about height. Like it didn't even cross my mind. That and manlet threads have poisoned my brain t b h
>>26581759
Nobody knows shit. I've been called "tall" by girls only to have to correct them about the fact that I'm a manlet.
>>26581704
How the fuck do you look like 14 if you're balding
>>26581797
girls call me tall all the time I'm like 5'9.
there's some guy at my work barely scratching 5'5 in his shoes, short as shit, has a gf, I don't.
I wouldn't want to be any shorter though.
>>26581643
You actually simply fail to recognize the Oedipal tragedy that is the manlet.
You're a normal person, you look at height in a normal way, as something that's not much of a factor outside of blacksketball. Manlets obsess over their height, and believe everyone hates them because they're short, so they overcompensate in absolutely every single aspect of their lives, and are very aggressive about it. This actually is what makes people hate them.
>>26581827
>>26580825
I already have a pic up oddly enough. Enjoy
Who else wants to go back in time to ancient Rome or Greece? Would I be a Chad in these places? I'm 5'9", 150 pounds, with a decent build. I have a good jawline but everything else about my face is average. I have a pale skin complexion with brown hair blue eyes. My ancestors came from Ireland, Wales, England, and Switzerland.
Any experts know if I'd be able to score with pic related back in time?
>>26581972
Most people can't rate themselves accurately. Your honesty is refreshing. 6/10 seem fairly spot on
>>26581972
>hairline is receding
>"I-I'm balding guys, I-I'm almost completely bald"
You still have a hell lot of time to have fun with your hair, kiddo.
>>26582066
>6/10
>dub 6's
>be 5'7 4/10
>gf is 5'11 8/10
what are you all memeing about ?
>>26581972
Holy shit you look like my 13 y/o brother except your also balding. How old are you supposed to be?
a bad roll for dudes can be overcome, even if your a below average looking 5'9" male you can still get ripped and/or make mad dosh to increase your standings with Stacies for years to come
the prettiest 3.14qt has a limited shelf life
>>26582132
Post pic of gf. I find a lot of the time guys tend to overrate their girls.
you people are so hung up on your height
>be funny
>be average-looking
>be nice
unless you're literally 5'2 you can get girls. girls are short. a lot don't care how tall you are as long as you're taller.
>>26582216
>be nice
>a lot don't care how tall you are as long as you're taller.
I can't tell if your a cuck or some tumblr cunt trying to cuck us.
>>26582089
I wish you were right man. I'm also losing clumps by the day. I should be full costanza in a twoish years.
>>26582152
I'm 21
>6'3
>Average
>Autistic.
What's worse, being an autistic tallfag or a normie manlet?
>>26582283
Forgot image
Baldblox
>>26582264
it's seriously the truth. i've seen 8/10 with 5/10 guys simply because they're funny, decent people and the girls have low self-esteem.
find yourself a 4'9 qt, everyone looks tall from that angle
>>26582304
sure thing bud
oregano
>>26582216
well the problem for me then is I'm not average looking I look deperessed and retarded.
>>26582038
pls will sombodey answer my questions
>>26582351
Wait is looking depressed really a turn off? I thought grills loved mysterious guys.
I'm 5'7 and ugly. it sucks not being chad or a grill
>>26581673
Where do fuck do you people live? I'm in the bay area, 5' 9" and have never had my height ever be the problem. Girls have called me tall lol. I'm dating a girl who is 5' 8" right now
>>26580894
I'm 5'5, I think it's based on proportions. I got a short chest but long legs, so adding more to that will make me look like a goddamn manlet strider. I'd rather just continue on the route to depressed alcoholism.
>>26583179
I got bags under my eye bro you can literally see how much sleep I never get before even talking to me.
>>26580599
>You will never fuck a prime teen again
>>26583515
>again
Hahahahahaha
>kissless virgin manlet
>ginger
>rosacea
>no communication skills
I haven't gone outside in 4 months and I don't plan to.
>>26583959
whats so funy?
>>26582038
srsly will sombody answer my questions.
>not doing hormone replacement therapy
too bad for you
>>26581451
Then how can you speak for when you're his age? It will be a different time then as well. How is your height stopping you from enjoying shit like
- travelling
- video games
- good food
- hobbies
