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how's valentine's day going my good lads edition
Valentine's waifus lads, I hope you all have a wonderful night spending time with her.
>>26486123
Pretty good, popped some pain pills and gonna binge today
>tfw depressed addict on valentines day
Where are you MrFappyFappy??
Xth for how do I get over her?
>>26486182
having a lovely day with the waifu so far desu
>>26486123
currently eating pizza I got from the pizzahut valentines day special, I guess normies do have their benefits.
Also had 4 wanks today thanks to pornhub, shame I cant download me favorite videos
>>26486182
hungry desu
>>26486198
think I went to school with her
>>26486182
Lucky for me Jun just wants to relax and play WoW together tonight. Its nice to have someone to cuddle and chat with.
>>26486123
Not bad, been at work all day, finally free and got home. GF had gifts n shit for me and the plan now is to get moderately stoned and have pizza hut for dinner. Comfy.
>reee etc
>>26486182
Having a pretty good day with the waifu desu~
>tfw no decent valentines day art of her
>>26486206
>favorite
GTFO YANK
occc
>>26486240
No you didn't, lad. Dutch girl.
Carry my soul on the winds of the sea
To darkened depths, I commend my body
Carry my soul on the winds of the sea
To mother island for all eternity
>>26486182
Anime isn't real. They never will be.
Played age of empires 2 all day alone and ate some soup, it's been a pretty good dayexcept for the soul crushing lonliness
>>26486279
I'm a Dutch dude
>>26486330
Fuck off then desu lad
>>26486256
auto-correct senpai
color
favorite
trunk
couch
fries
gas
cell phone
store
highschool
hood
football (real manly football, not the gay euro shit)
>>26486325
shiiiiiii
HAAAAA
>>26486330
Unless the name Echica rings a bell, you didn't go to school with her.
Only just woke up desu. Just a few more hours to slog through.
>>26486367
Just admit he fucked her already you bloody cuck.
>>26485529
I hope it's not for attention.
If the grill likes gaming then there's a chance she's not really into it, but lifting or roleplaying is less likely to be faked.
Less likely to exist, too.
For anyone that missed my post last thread, I've signed up for a First Dates event at my uni. It'll have the French guy there, and worst of all, it'll be filmed.
So when I inevitably spill my spaghetti everywhere, it'll be on YouTube forever. I'm hoping they don't decide to allocate any screen time to me though since I'm unattractive and haven't got good chat.
>>26486400
what uni lad?
>>26486426
Sheffield m8
Why do you ask?
>>26486454
so i can laugh at you
>>26486367
kinda does desu
>>26486454
Just curious. You have bigger balls than me m9. I'd never go to an event like that if my uni did one
>>26486500
Just fuck off already, why the hell are you taking the piss out of his misery you knob
>>26486529
Because hes a faggot who should fuck off.
>>26486547
same applies to you
Today is the birth date of another Blade Runner character.
Going to watch it and drink hot chocolate while it snows outside.
>>26486502
I've done speed dating once, no matches. Asked a couple of girls out, no luck (fake numbered/friendzoned). I'm just throwing shit at the wall and practicing my aim until something sticks.
The way I see it, this will be the worst it will get so embarrassment won't be as much of a fear later down the line.
Only just found out Dawkins had a stroke.
>>26486587
where is the snow? hopefully its in london so i have an excuse for a lie-in tommorow
Want to have a wank but too depressed lads
>>26486182
Thanks Azulad, hope you can have fun with you're waifu.
>>26486642
I'm about 40 or so miles from London.
~Awww hurro britfeel. I wuv you all so much and like homo things like my butt. I shower you with penis sex in the hope that you wuv me. ~
>>26486645
need me to help out?
>was going to order a pizza
>mfw I realise what a cunt I will look ordering a meal for one on Valentines day
>>26486651
>Banana Bread Beer
Yes family
>>26486671
No mate I'm not gay
>>26486676
mate, they work at a fucking pizza place, on valentines day too. not like there lives are going well either
>>26486676
Seriously why give a fuck?
>>26486676
>working on valentine's day is less pathetic than ordering a pizza for yourself
u wot cunt
>>26486676
ask them to arrange some pepperoni into the shape of a love heart.
>>26486709
This.
Anyone who works minimum wage at a pizza place, on a Sunday and on a day like valentines might as well post here.
>>26486709
>>26486712
>>26486755
>>26486757
Might order an Indian instead. If the paki judges me I'll punt the little fucker.
>>26486757
they`ll probably jizz in it if they think its for grill
>>26486679
Not a particularly good pairing with hot dogs it turns out, I think the flavour is probably something best enjoyed on its own.
Need to check if my phishing site has had any hits
Can't find the motivation to go upstairs and get my laptop
>>26486785
>wanting rasheed--who poos on the street--to bring you food
anon, what the fuck?
>>26486798
>banana bread bear
I fucking love me some good ale, but this left an after taste that was far from pleasant tbph family. Try some Black Sheep.
>>26486813
>Can't find the motivation to go upstairs and get my laptop
You sounds severally depressed.
>>26486830
Edgy, your mum must be so proud
>>26486623
I graduated from Sheffield last year m8. Strange to think there was more than one britbot roaming the uni
>>26486836
It's pleasant if you like banana bread.
>>26486813
lol we even have scripting kiddies in here
>>26486838
Can't find the motivation to sign up to a GP, get a depression diagnosis for ESA either unfortunately
>>26486869
It's poleaboo mate.
You from reddit or something?
>>26486893
>get a depression diagnosis for ESA
Depression won't get you on ESA. At least not anymore. Believe me, I've tried.
>>26486895
You don't know that, detective
>>26486864
What degree did you do? Societies?
>>26486925
What do robots use now then? Some form of anxiety?
>>26486836
>Try some Black Sheep.
I do, frequently. Got a Doom Bar lined up for later this evening. Also
>>banana bread bear
>>26486651
>one monitor
>>26486123
feeling particularly depressed and uncomfortable tonight, today has been one of those weird feeling days. got majorly cucked at work on friday and i was left with no choice but to do a 10 hour unpaid shift yesterday.
>>26486623
why are you so desperate for a girlfriend? Focus on improving yourself instead of latching onto to any females
>>26486895
The fuck is poleaboo? Polish scum or something
>>26486931
biomedical science and none. You?
>>26486969
lurk more newchum
>>26486955
>doing an unpaid shift
Why? That's not even wageslavery, that's just slavery.
>>26486965
I hate people that spew this bullshit. "u got2 lurv urself b4 any1 will lurv you". How about you go fuckoff because you obviously don't know what it's like to be lonely and unloved
>>26486670
Fuck off cunt. Tilde is our GOD.
>>26486969
>being this new
no
>>26486992
I'm not on here for every britfeel thread. I actually have a life outside of the internet m9
I just snorted 1 line of weed (probably medium sized. Not too big, not too small). I don't know if I did it right. It kinda got stuck and I sneezed a little but I scooped it back up and got there in the end.
How long until I feel the effects?
>>26486123
>my good lads
You need to stop this
>>26487033
poleaboo has been a gimmick for the better part of a year you cretin
>>26487033
>having a life outside of the internet
Why?
>>26487033
You really need to fuck off, you don't belong here, why do you come here?
>>26486950
Doom Bar has to be my favourite drink desu, and its something that i wont be judged for down the pub.
>>26487039
You're supposed to inject the marijuanas you doofus, now you're gonna die!
>>26487059
He started well over a year ago but he's only achieved mainstream success within the last 12 months.
I'm sure I remember his first posts about the Polish girl back in early 2014
>>26487039
Up your bait game, this is fucking atrocious.
>had ear infection in BOTH ears over a month back
>used all sorts of shit to try and shift it
>cleared up
>can now hear much better than ever before
How does that work exactly. My hearing has definitely improved. It's not like my ears were clogged with wax either.
I can hear the bubbles popping from my piss when it's been stood a minute.
>>26487059
Well it wasn't when I was here a few weeks ago you degenerate
>>26487070
How do you know I belong here? Are you my mum or something dickhead
>>26487091
I doubt it and I doubt you can actually inject weed. Although maybe you can inject that wax stuff?
>>26487099
What?
I think I did something wrong, it's been 20 minutes since I snorted it and I don't feel a thing.
>>26487113
I stuck some card in my ears when I was like 8 years old and it is still in there 15 years later. I often wonder if my hearing would improve if I were to have it removed.
>>26487113
might've just got used to not hearing owt like
>>26487094
I've seen a collage of his posts from years back when he was still living with the polish girl and wanking to her boots
>>26487000
I do, i've never had a gf but the more desperate you are the harder is it because you latch on immediately. ever seen the undatables where they fall in love after one date and ask them for marriage after 2 or 3 dates? it's kinda similar to that.
I broke my phone, my credit card got stolen, and this girl I asked out said no. Pretty shitty desu
>>26487173
What? Your ear canals aren't that deep. If there was some card stuck in there you would be able to see it. If not it'd probably work it's way out on it's own overtime.
>>26486830
>Not liking Indian food
These threads are just for British people mate. Sorry but you'll have to leave.
Dumped on Valentines day for some rich dude, fuck me.
That's the evilest thing anyone can do.
>>26486830
Indian food is never made by Indians over here, thankfully.
The places are always run by pakis, just like chippies and pizza joints.
>>26487213
I am CONSTANTLY checking my back pocket when I'm out and about to make sure my wallet is still there. Kind of a stupid place for it really and yet we still do it after all these years.
I would LOVE for my wallet to get stolen, catch the guy and beat the fuck out of him in the middle of the high street.
>>26487232
can't stand paki food its fucking disgusting shit and im British
>>26487212
I get what you're saying, but most people have simply given up and accepted that they'll be alone. If they do find someone though, I don't think they'd be clingy as they're already used to being alone. If anything they'd be distant
>>26487216
No it is still in there, it's just in one ear I meant, not both. I can still feel it, it does try to make its way out but it is too large and once it gets to a certain point it can not go any further and gets very itchy so I itch it and it gets pushed back inside.
I had a picture of it before because I used to be a subject in these scientific studies when I was younger and they took pictures of my ear drums, but that ear was blocked obviously so they couldn't get to the ear drum and just took a picture of the card. They thought it was just wax though, I didn't tell them what it really was lol.
>>26487256
Someone told me a lot of Sri Lankan people actually own the Indian takeaways.
>>26487290
Wtf. What do you mean card?
Like paper?
>>26487268
lol who are you trying to fool on here, you aint beating anybody up
>>26487292
That tiny island is pretty far from the designated shitting streets, their food is probably good.
>>26487249
How rich are we talking?
>>26487268
>I would LOVE for my wallet to get stolen, catch the guy and beat the fuck out of him in the middle of the high street.
But then you would go to jail mate.
>>26487113
My eardrum burst when i was a kid, ive had better hearing in that ear ever since
>>26487268
Assuming the guy who stole it isn't buff as hell and beats your ass, steals your money, and steals your phone since you're on the ground in a pool of your own blood, sure.
>>26487337
I'm not a bad size and ok in a fight.
Besides, most people who steal wallets are scrawny druggy/pisshead types who rely on their speed more than they rely on their fighting capabilities.
>>26487311
Basically I was in bed when I was like 8 and I had an itchy ear but my sister was looking after me and she'd get really mad if I got out of bed, so I couldn't go to get ear buds to itchy it, instead I had this Christmas card next to my bed so I tore a piece off and fashioned an itching tool out of it. Unfortunately the itch was too deep and while trying to reach it I lost grip of the card and it fell into my ear, when I stuck my finger in to retrieve the card it just pushed it deeper and deeper. I was too embarrassed to tell anyone so I decided to just live with it in there.
>>26487268
>not keeping your wallet in your front pocket for easy access
literally why?
>>26487370
Gotta be careful, though. I mean, what if they call "Big Steve" and have him leather you?
>>26487277
You're not British t b h
>>26487379
jesus christ anon take the fucking card out
or get a doctor to take it out
that can't be good, what if it gets pushed further in and fucks your ear drums?
>>26487379
Calling bullshit. Your ear canal is not deep enough for something to get lost in. It would get so far and have to stop at the eardum.
If, by some miracle, IT DID get stuck in your ear, it's paper, it would have become moistened very quickly (shower, bath, rain), break down and eventually work it's way out
>>26487400
Thats not what easy access is
Just bailed on a fatty. She was as fucked up as I imagined. Scars, called me daddy, usually fucks older men.
>>26487513
you're living the good life. I'm actually jealous of you
>>26487426
>what if it gets pushed further in and fucks your ear drums?
It is fine, it has been in there for years without causing any trouble
>>26487444
>Your ear canal is not deep enough for something to get lost in
It is not 'lost'. If you were to shine a light on my ear and look inside you would see it. It is just past the point where my little finger can fit.
>, IT DID get stuck in your ear, it's paper, it would have become moistened very quickly (shower, bath, rain), break down and eventually work it's way out
Unfortunately not. It seems to have just really solidified over the years. If I ever have a bath or go swimming it seems to get waterlogged almost, and I will be nearly completely deaf in that ear for a week or so.
It is strange how it never did just break down and get washed out, I think at the time that is what I was banking on. I remember that it was a very thick, glossy type of card though, which may have helped it fossilise rather than degrade.
>>26487320
We're talking mild rich, but still a huge leap from broke ass me.
>>26486123
Pretty good; got to go see pic related
>>26487496
yeah, if you're a tea leaf maybe and your main consideration is easy access to other people's wallets
>>26486953
I have two monitors all right anon, all the better for viewing lewd pictures of my waifu.
>>26487567
You could always murder his family. You've got nothing to lose at this point.
lads!!!!!!!! just heard this band on the radio today, thought I'd share
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btSa91diKio
Almost drove of a bridge they were so good LOL!!!!!!!!!!
>>26487563
How much of a lazy bastard do you have to be to leave a foreign object in your body?
I'd have taken that shit out myself somehow.
>>26487552
She was much bigger than me it was a weird experience. Made her cum though cos she said the other day no one had made her so I hope she had a really good time.
>>26487629
>How much of a lazy bastard do you have to be to leave a foreign object in your body?
Well I was 8 at the time and didn't want to get in trouble. After a few years you kind of get used to it.
>>26487615
They went all out with their publicity stunt.
>>26487563
>If I ever have a bath or go swimming it seems to get waterlogged almost, and I will be nearly completely deaf in that ear for a week or so.
are you really consigning yourself to a practically bath-free life just so you can avoid the mild embarrassment of getting it taken out
you could always carefully try with some tweezers?
>>26487677
Most people don't take baths very often, you could easily never have a bath again without trying much
>>26487612
I were thinking about something smaller like slashing his dodge's tires.
>>26487615
They're actually pretty good.
Well this move will be really big for their music careers at least. Like that Goldie Lookin' Chain song.
>>26487277
Paki = Indian? Say that to an Indian person.
>>26487611
looks a bit far away for my liking, and has the tower in between them both, i rate it 5/10, not comfy for waifu enjoyment
>>26487646
And all the while i'm sitting here doing fucking homework and wondering why i'm still a hugless, kissless, friendless, handholdless virgin. Someone end it for me please
>>26487731
What's wrong with tower in between displays? Means the cables can reach both of them.
>>26487615
Kek, what a poor choice of words.
>>26487379
you could make some money by filming the removal and posting on youtube. get your mum to take it out with some tweezers.
>>26487677
I don't like baths anyway, I'm a shower man myself. The only problem it gives me is I like going in the ocean and playing in the waves, so when I get to go in the sea I am deaf for ages afterwards which is annoying. I only get to go in the sea a few times a year though so most of the time I'm not even thinking about it.
I have tried to take it out with tweezers of course, but have been unable too.
>>26487724
That's not going to do much mate, he's rich, he'll just buy new ones.
PAKIS OUT III NOW lll
>>26487765
Its a barrier between them, its a dumb spot for it. Why not have it on the floor?
>>26487611
>Razer gaymen peripherals
>Rebuildsluts
>Controller
>Owning a television in the year of our Lord two thousand and sixteen
>>26487585
Cool.
>>26487646
Please tell me you didn't much her out or anything.
>>26487743
I should point out I'm fairly drunk and at the end of my rope here. When I sober up I'm going to feel massive pangs of regret and shame.
>>26487828
On the floor? With the dust? Heavens no
>>26487820
This is making me pissed off. Give me your address. I'm gonna come around and yank that fucker out.
ONLY GOOD PAKI IS A DEAD ONE
occ
>>26487841
No, just fingers. She had a little bit of short hair down there so if she asked I woulda said no. Tbf she didn't smell half bad, and I generally like going down on girls and the taste.
>>26487874
Trust me senpai I think the only way it is ever coming out is with one of those ear enemas the doctor can do.
>>26487820
>the anon that got dumped on valentines day is the same anon who has had a piece of card in his ear for 20 years
>>26487820
What if I inconveniently trash his car then write small dick on it with paint, then pour the rest all over the interior of the car.
>>26487914
maybe she dumped him for his weird smelly ear and tendency to go seemingly randomly deaf
>>26487905
>I generally like going down on girls and the taste.
How does it feel to be such a tremendous cuck?
>>26487914
Lol no mate I am card ear anon no gf anon is a different guy, I was just telling him it is a bad idea to slash the tires if the man is rich because it won't really do anything.
>>26487922
No mate, you need to go for his family. He can buy a new car, he can't buy a new family.
>>26487585
I'm jelly, I have a hidden passion for outer space shit. Looking at the stars on a night sky (on the rare nights where there's no clouds and the night sky isn't just a hideous fucking shade of orange) really calms me down, anybody else feel the same way?
>>26487963
Fairly tasty.
>>26487963
>not going down on girls
Bet you prefer sucking cocks don't you you big bender
>>26487912
You can do those yourself you know. I've done it to myself a lot.
>>26487972
I went camping 2 years ago, got drunk then just lay there for 2 hours listening to this play list with really ambient music. Was incredible.
>>26487965
>the anon that is encouraging violence against someone's family is the same anon who has had a piece of card in his ear for 20 years
>>26487963
that's a fairly normal part of being attracted to women, anonymous
Poleaboo fucked up
/Brit/ are reporting him enmasse to the oinkers
>>26487972
Yeah mate. I like standing on my doorstep smoking and looking at stars.
>>26487990
I don't mind munching out girls. You can't just go in dry.
>>26487965
Murder isn't really my specialty, also guns aren't as available in Australia as the USA, and I won't go and slit their throats either, what about ex gf what can I do to her that'll hurt her?
She's a leach she doesn't own a car or a house of her own.
>tfw using skin moisturiser as lube for a wank
>>26488072
What have you done now you fucking clown?
>>26487990
>>26488046
>enjoying putting your mouth where she basically pisses from and where once a month unrequired uterine lining oozes out of her in a bloody mess for a few days
>wanting to put your mouth anywhere near an area that can accurately be described as having its own ecosystem of fungi and bacteria
Literally why would you humiliate yourself like that?
>>26488115
Presumably they wash. You wash your dick don't you? I'll admit I've had one bad experience along those lines but normally it's good.
>>26488115
what, like your urine and smegma are so much more delicious
>>26488109
Dunno but other posters have deemed his posts offensive
>>26488115
You answered your own question
>>26488221
C'mon you're at least a bit self-aware. You must know what you did. Is it the current thread or was this earlier?
Makeup and angles.
>>26488115
You do realise girls wash, right?
>>26488291
she still looks like a fat shit
>>26488180
Girls are disgusting and don't wash well
>>26488311
One on the left.
If I didn't know what lies beneath I'd say I'd fuck her.
>>26488291
Looks like a munter in both desu
>>26488308
Vaginal
Ecosystem
>>26488261
Current thread, some of the previous and now someone has dug up several older posts from the archive
It sounds worse now that they're describing them as "death threats"
None of you know what its like to be me.
>>26488368
Mouths have more bacteria than pussies mate, do you not kiss girls either?
>>26488341
o wow, how is that fair?
>>26488432
>do you not kiss girls either?
I'm posting on fucking /r9k/, what do you think?
>>26488476
Well you shouldn't be commenting on eating pussy if you have no experience of the subject.
>>26488405
But anon, of course I do. I am you.
Broke up with my girlfriend, but I'm happy since she showed her true colours last night.
>Took girl I'm dating out for Valentines Meal
>Felt nothing emotionally
Why do I keep losing interest in every girl I date, we've had sex a couple of times also.
>>26488510
I don't have any experience putting my tongue in a pig's anus either, but I can still tell you it's a bad idea.
>>26488605
>we've had sex a couple of times also.
Normie, ree, etc
Go and be normal somewhere else with your job and your fast car and your supermodel girlfriends and your yacht
>>26488605
try dating someone you're genuinely interested in in the first place? or, i dunno, maybe you're secretly gay
>>26488588
what happened anon?
>>26488619
you've never eaten a mattesons sausage?
>>26488619
I've only done one but I'm sure they're not comparable.
>>26488619
That's a completely different kettle of fish.
>>26488588
Did you do it in person?
>>26488644
Having a car isn't just for normies. I bought one because it would mean not having to use public transport
>>26488665
I am interested in her but like with every other girl I date, I just lose my feelings randomly and want to move on.
>>26488644
But I enjoy being here :,(
>>26488771
normie problems are posted in /b/ m8y. None of us here can help you so why don't you just leave
>>26488685
>fish
Unfortunate olfactory comparison desu
>>26488812
Because /b/ are fucking retards and you lot always give sound advice.
>>26486197
Indeed, where is MrFappyFappy? We see you on PH.
Pic related. Should I bail asap? Or do I go along with it
>>26486978
>>26486931
no rush to answer or anything m8
>>26488847
>you lot always give sound advice.
that's a real rib-slapper right there
Sunday is almost over. The normalfags shall leave soon.
>>26488862
summarise it family
Suggest music, i heARD r9k got taste
>>26488861
You on PH too lad?
>>26488862
>mentions feminism
Bail, bail the fuck out. If that's on her mind at all it may be only the tip of the iceberg.
>>26488910
>Filler
>Filler
>Filler
>What are your views on feminism ect ect
I suspect what I reply with, determines what comes next.
Additional information : She's bi and hasn't been in a relationshit for 4 years
>>26488938
I am indeed mate, I assume you are too?
>>26488954
Yeah I am. I just found out about MrFappyFappy this morning when I looked at his Astra van entry. Can't believe I haven't seen the guy before on there
>>26488862
she seems fine
maybe try more hanging out with her and getting to know her like you would a friend, approach the romantic stuff from a tertiary angle
if you really hit it off then it's a benefit to your pursuit of her, and if you don't get along in that respect you can see it'll be time to part ways
>female friend broke up with bf a week ago
>was supposed to be seeing her today
>she's seemed interested in me in the past, so I'm vaguely hopeful that something might happen between us
>she's in a terrible mood when I see her, because her ex-bf mentioned to her that he was moving in with a girl
>says "Well there's already a guy I want to fuck"
>slightly surprised, not the usual language she'd use
>"I'm going to be sleeping with him by the end of the month"
>I hide how crushed I feel about this
>look him up later
>he's basically Chad
What's the point any more. I don't want to have to keep trying, when nothing ever comes of it and Chad can swoop in and get whatever he wants. I'm sick of everyone I know being easily able to find relationships, less than a month after they've ended their last one. This is the second girl I've known to do this THIS YEAR alone.
And this girl is my only real friend in this city, so now I have to hear about this guy in the future as well.
Just kill me, I've had enough.
Waiting for my parents to go to bed so I can leave my room and grab a Maccies.
Back on the dole tomorrow as well lads. Has it changed in the last three years?
>>26488953
Flirt, if you can. Tease her feminist beliefs a bit. But take it no further.
>>26489008
don't mope around because he actually approached her and you floundered around waiting for something to 'happen'
>>26488953
>she claims to be bi
>she's into feminism
Holy shit anon what are you doing
>>26488985
Yeah I only saw him today as well, he popped up in the motorway tailgating thread and started talking about normies etc.
You should have a flick through some of his posts, there is a REEEEE in there somewhere. Couldn't make it up.
>>26489056
it's a fairly major political issue (however you approach it) and she doesn't seem to have particularly radical views
pretty normalfag actually, just sounds like she wants to have a natter on a 'deep' issue
>>26489081
Looks like i'll be having a good laugh tonight then! Where abouts are you? I'm down in London
>>26489008
Have you ever had gf before? It is highly overrated mate. Once you get one and the novelty wears off you won't want one again.
>>26488953
>bisexual feminist
I'd rather stick my dick in a blender.
>>26489055
He didn't approach her, he's just a guy she's seen on fb.
And I didn't have a chance to do anything, before I got shown how little chance I had - why else would she be fine telling me about this guy and how great his body is?
And like I said, she's my only friend here. I can't afford to make things weird between us (by trying something when there's no indication of interest) and be alone.
>>26488096
find his family, sneak in while theyre sleeping and put some bits of card in their ears. It'll take like 20 years before they get it out
>>26489117
all women who say they aren't radical feminist they just want equality actually end up meaning they want quotas and other retarded nonsense
>>26489146
>Have you ever had gf before?Yes
Now I know what I'm missing.
>>26489117
>>26489043
Nah she seems pretty laid back, I'll approach with caution
>>26489056
I'm bi myself to be fair, so it'd be hypocritical to ditch her on those terms.
>Holy shit anon what are you doingloneliness and desperation
>>26489003
Yeah I'll see about that, she lives in the midlands, about 5 hours train travel from me, so it might be a while before that point mind.
>>26489144
Other end of the country, I am up in the Highlands!
Worth a read, gave me a good laugh.
gone down with a cold lads, fuck sake
Should I move to Edinburgh from Sheffield?
Or am I making a huge mistake?
>>26489342
Scots hate all englishmen. The only decent scots are the ones who leave the place. You won't be happy if you move there.
>>26489294
I've had one since a week ago, hopefully be better in the morning. It is so fucking annoying to be sick the week leading up to valentine's day.
>>26489342
Living in both is a huge mistake, lad.
Drunk as, whats r9ks ost?
>>26489387
>time for death
>>26489396
>Living [...]is a huge mistake
it's almost as if...the world's trying to tell me something
I think I'll write a book before killing myself, not sure what it will be about though.
Only a few more months to go.
>>26486123
I'm eighteen, I dropped out, got a job. It's shit but it pays well. I feel burned out like fuck and I have no friebds. I might join the Navy if my eyesight isn't fucked. Fuck it all, lads
>>26486123
>11hs until wagecucking officially begins
Fuck lads, who else here is depressed at the thought of work tomorrow?
>>26489896
Fuck off.
You don't belong in britfeel.
>>26489896
>need to be awake in 8 hours and 51 minutes for 12 hours of drudgery
Poleaboo is signing on tomorrow
Also has a phone interview for a call centre but might skip it
>>26489896
don't even have the usual benefit of seeing the qt guy at work to look forward to, since he's on holiday
by the time i clock in, he'll probably be balls deep in some hawaiian snatch
>>26489896
>11hs
Let it begin. Work is the only social interaction i get.
>>26490032
>qt guy takes the day before and after valentines weekend off
It was never going to happen anyway
>>26490063
>tfw no social interaction at work
>tfw having to listen to people eating/typing and resist the urge to shout at them
>>26486182
>tfw too poor for a daki
>>26490202
anon pls your picture depresses me
Comfy in bed eating a beef roll with Jack Daniel's BBQ sauce and a big mug of tea watching Match of The Day 2. Pretty comfy.
Any lads here drinking?
>>26490362
>Match of The Day 2
REEE
>>26490100
i just want to use his cock as a snorkel is that so much to ask
The typical reboot response
