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still drunk from robot feels addition
OP here fagets. Why do normies REQUIRE drama to function, drama from smelly fucking women. Fucking weird lads. DRAMA DRAMA DRAMA............ why do they need it. . give me lots of (you)'s.
valentines day with waifus edition
>>26475982
attention, just like you want attention with your post
>>26475931
ello thar m8's, got a right snipper eggs n' cabagge aye?
tally ho!
>tfw was walking in home and saw a bird so went inside to look at her through window to see if she was hot, couldn't see so just went to go back on computer and when I went to hop off my bed from the window my foot kicked my fan and now the fan is missing a blade because the cover grill was off it... now it wobbles and shakes voilenty so i have no fan to produce white noise to help sleep at night
>>26476031
Why foo
I always forget that its valentines desu
>>26476031
i can tell your underage (and probably use tumblr) just from this post
>>26475931
This thread pic sums up the feelings I have walking around in public. A feeling that is just completely unique to England, Gross takeout restaurants, boarded up shops and fucking newsagents. All with dingy fucking flats above them, It's so depressing.
I find fans a bit too loud desu.
I have a clock at home, the ticking is quite soothing.
vote ukip non whites out
Thinking about selling my vita and 3ds off to cex, could end up with a tidy 150 for them and the games plus whatever weebshit import games go for on ebay.
Should I do it lads?
Happy Valentine's Day lads. How are you spending it?
>tfw 14th february and valentines day
>tfw no valentines
>tfw i have literally never received a valentines card in my whole life of 30 years other than from my mother that died in 2009
>tfw i have no girl to give a valentines card to
bullshit lads. why even live. why. even.live.
>>26476672
Fuck, I didn't realise it was valentines.
Catching up on my studies, then having a drink in the evening I think.
>>26476692
Bitches ain't worth your rage anon
>>26476672
farting into my computer chair
Who else /watchingromanticfilmsinbedcuddlingtheirdaki/ here?
Just realised it's actually a really nice day out today.
Going to head for a walk before it turns to shit
>>26475931
It's valentines day lads.
What are you wearing today to celebrate it with the one you loved.
You do have one you love right?I don't, that's why I'm spending it with my digimonfu,
cant believe i have to be at work this early
fuck life
Poleaboo is spending valentines day trying more emails.
>>26476982
>tfw off today and still up at 7:20 in the morning.
Fuck life.
>mfw want to go to spoons for some cheap world beers and chill the Sunday away but it'll probably be filled with Normie couples
>>26476982
>working on a sunday
minimum wagecuck detected. if you ain't gonna earn more than 23k there is no point working, stay neet brother
>>26476961
enjoy the cold lad.
>>26477065
>mfw want to go to spoons
you already are a normie
>>26475931
drunk on Sunday morning? Are you some sort of loser or something fampai? :^)
>>26477076
I would go neet but then I'd have no money
>>26477136
live with mumsey
Happy valentines day, /britfeel/.
>>26477065
>reeeeee's all the time
>no friends
>has vader has his husbando
>hates his family
>wagecuck
>gets flustered when trying to mind rape a girl
Holy shit lads, Kylo Ren is one of us.
ello lads
is anyone else bothered by the manhands on dem there animes?
What do you lads wish for? I want world peace and a kebab to be honest.
>>26476031
It's my brother'a birthday today too so guaranteed I will get almost no time to spend with her until late tonight
>>26477278
>world peace
Not even a regular but I had to come into the thread to call you a faggot. Gimme a billion dolars, or just that cat in the picture.
>>26477278
I want ww3 and a sandwich desu
>>26477278
Wealth.
Just enough to live comfortably, to be able to help my family and buy stuff whenever I want, regardless of price.
>>26475982
because they are hedonistic
**Happiness**
The process is thus : we want to be happy, we notice that we are not, we wonder why, we notice that it is because mundane hedonism [=taking seriously our desires/ideas/self/what we feel] is poorly effective to be happy [we must work hard to get riches, then we must keep our riches, then we get a bit of pleasures from them, then they disappears (since we spend them), so we work hard anew to get new riches. Even worse, there is, sooner or later, a lassitude towards the fruits of our hard work (everybody in relationship knows this). Why do we get bored from all the entertainment we buy thanks to we hard work ??], we notice that everybody around we does the same and are not really happy. this mundane life is full of woes....
Plus we have faith that we will die, because we look around and see hundreds of people being miserable perishable pricks like we. people are we and we are people.
=> we abdicate before the lack of results from hedonism, we want to leave this lack of relevance forever (and we know how to).
we know thus that it is not worth it to go into the same hedonistic quest day after day, week after week, up to year after year; that we are not different, nor better than others in our misery.
It clicks. we understand that there is no point to continue to envy; once we understand this, we want to do the contrary of what we have done so far in our pathetic existence : do the contrary of being agitated.
we want to be still, even though we are not so still (otherwise we would be happy), yet we have no doubt about this new perspective on life [we clearly see that other hedonists are sad just as we were before, and we know why].
**Stillness***
What happens when you do not move, when there is nothing to do, when boredom happens ?
First we try to do not move, physically, but we notice that we fail. as soon as we try to stop moving, we dwell in the fantasies of our mind, we move physically, as if we despise being still. This hate of being still is interesting...
Why do we hate being still, to the point of doing the opposite most of the day, that is to say, exciting things all day long and when facing the sterility of excitations, we try to justify our behavior thanks to the manufacture of a faith in rationalization-objectification, so that ''we gain knowledge when things are excited '' ?
We try anew to be still. We try to keep our consciousness [=the thing which knows] [not mind!] on the object whereof we are conscious, as still as possible : we no longer dwell in the speculations of our mind, we try to be still towards our 5 other senses.
We stop moving physically: we sit and do not move, we lay down and do not move, we stand-up and do not move. Our body does not move.
when our body no longer moves, the sense of touch disappears, just like when we ''smell nothing'', when there is a neutral odor, just like when ''we hear nothing'', when there is less noise than regularly. Our body disappears, to better leave our consciousness (and the object whereof we are conscious).
[as an aside, consciousness alone does not exists, feelings does not exists, reality alone does not exist: you have these three things always tied with one another, and if you suppress one, you suppress the other two]
so this is nice
**breath**
Then we notice that the breath keeps moving. but at least the movement repeats itself: the breath moves in cycles; the small cycles in which we can decompose the breath is in-breath, out-breath.
The new question becomes: how can we be still towards the breath, since the breath moves in cycles? Well, to be still towards an do object which moves, we must move with the object. we will thus be still with respect to this object, no matter what movement of this object.
to be still towards the breath means that :
-when we breath out, we know that we breath out, WHEN we breath out [not an instant before, not an instant after]
-when we breath in, we know that we breath in, WHEN we breath in [not an instant before, not an instant after]
[there can be other things moving in cycle, typically the heart beat, but it is faint and far to speedy for most people to be conscious when heart beats happen. the breath is what is in the foreground, therefore, the breath is what matters]
there it is: we are still towards the breath, we are still towards the other senses which disappears, since THINGS DISAPPEARS when we keep being conscious of them and nothing happens.
Once your senses disappear, we are conscious of ''our consciousness'', and things happen: the jahnas arrive !
The method to study the consciousness, by the consciousness itself, is to get rid of as many displeasure as possible. this is what the buddhists do in their meditation. **the point is that there is no longer a distinction between epistemology, ontology, ethics and happiness.**
The jhanas are hedonism of the consciousness, while ordinary hedonism is materialistic, of the body; but even the jhanas are hard to get and their effects disappear, once we are no longer in them, sooner or later ! just like with mundane hedonism ! another deception... which leads you to know that, sooner or later, you will get rid of those jhanic fruits, or rather, that they are not the end of the quest...
Thanks to the jhanas you study the consciousness itself and see before your eyes what you knew since the day it clicked: that your consciousness is not as permanent, nor as personal as you expected before leaving your pathetic hedonism, just as you understand that the body, the mind, the emotions, the tastes, the ideas are not you and and that the attachment to them prevent you from being happy.
Why this method leads to result worthy of being called ''knowledge'' ? because the results:
- transform us
- transform us without reversibility [you cannot go back to a previous state, the good news is that these states make us happier than before] (and this is the whole point of the endeavor : to escape the impermanence which is the weakness of induction)
Happiness is thus the destruction of the avidity towards pleasures, the destruction of the aversion towards pains, the destruction of the ignorance of the sterility of hedonism of the body and hedonism of the consciousness.
What replaces the things destroyed ? equanimity, benevolence, charity, certainty that you are no longer an hedonist, certainty that you are happy and that nothing remains to be done in this life.
The results which are the certainty in this perspective of being still, is called ''stream-entry'' by the buddhists. then there is a stage of less irritation, then there is a stage void of avidity and aversion towards material hedonism, then there is a rejection of jhanic hedonism which is the end of the quest.
>>26477354
Do you work for it now lad?
>>26477278
Her
oc
>>26477456
Never had a job in my life. Turn 21 on the 28th.
I trade currency pairs on Forex.
>>26477309
Cant do it lad. But have a (You) and another cat lad.
>>26477278
A billion quid and the romantic love of my sister
>>26477470
What sort of charts do you trade on? (Hourly, daily or weekly etc)
>>26477485
What would she think if she knew you wanted that senpai?
>>26477116
I am still drunk on Sunday morning, yes. Am I a loser? I am 30 years old, still live with mummy and never had a gf, so by normie standards I am a loser, by robot standards I am typical. What do you think?
>>26477545
Surely everyone wants to be a billionaire?
>>26477533
Hourly, sometimes daily.
>>26477278
Weight loss
>>26477560
Some of us don't want the attention senpai. A millionaire is just fine for me.
>>26477533
Was this a real story? Those quotes are excellent.
>>26477610
>Was this a real story?
>Sunday Sport
It's real in the sense that he told them he did it and they paid him 50 quid for the story. But it never actually happened.
>been for second shit of morning before coffee had even touched my lips
I think that's a new PB.
>>26477278
I don't know but I love that cat picture kek.
>>26477065
>they made this guy the main bad guy in one of the most anticipated films of all time
Let that sink in.
>>26476672
Trying to download Xcom2 but house got flooded and the internet in this temporary place is terrible.
FUCK.
>>26477627
I think the sport come up with the story and then pay people to use their face in the story
Wouldn't do it for all the tea in China Tbh
>>26477691
Kylo Ren wasn't the main problem. Yeah, he had things that could have been done better.
Bringing back Han Solo and Princess Leia was a much bigger issue. The actors are far too old at this point. It really took me out of the movie seeing a 50000 year old Harrison Ford doing Han Solo stuff desu.
>>26477724
Been playing it. It's a good game but the timer in missions is really annoying. That's why I have a mod to remove it.
I definitely recommend it. There are some good mods out already. Play ironman too, makes the game much more fun and you tend to concentrate and think a lot more about your next move and your overall strategy rather than playing willy nilly and just loading an old save when you fuck up.
>>26477754
What was wrong with Kylo Ren? He was a whiny arrogant douchebag who wasn't nearly as intimidating or competent as his inflated ego made him think he was.
>>26477773
I really want to know how that retard managed to kill all of Luke's students. I know he wasn't alone but still, what the actual fuck?
What did you think of Pablo lads?
>>26476672
Miserably. I shouldn't care, I shouldn't be bothered by this. I don't want to care or be bothered by this.
>>26476672
>be good looking
>still shit with girls
>at that point where I have stopped caring
Honestly, it's at the point where I am absolutely fine being alone. 2 years ago I probably would have been a depressed mess crying myself to sleep but today I'll probably play some vidya and just chill out.
Really want some fucking opiates
>>26478266
Same anyone know w2c?
Never going out with normies again desu
>>26477278
Invisibility
>>26478295
go buy some poppy tea you junkie
quit the shit while you can't find any. even alcoholism will leave you better off then opiates, glad i quit. it's easier to cut down beer intake to twice/three times a week then it is to cut down to only 5 or even 6 times a week with opiates.. even 1 day without is difficult once you have a habbit
>>26478401
Yeah I made that mistake before
starting to see my life for what it is senpaitachi
i'm not sad, just very frustrated
possibly edging towards insanity too, which is kind of cool i guess
>>26478416
Been addicted many times before, nothing beats opi high though, beer is boring, and effects my gains, just want some ops,, might bite the bullet and buy some btc so I can get some oxys
>>26478431
nvm i found the music I needed to listen to to make me stupid and everything okay again.
Steam
chat
lads
>>26476031
Here's my waifu~
Happy Valentine's day lads, have a comfy one~
>>26476031
Waifu sure seems happy today
>>26476031
On behalf of Sakulad, happy Valentine's Day everyone
Holy shit Natasha from antiques road trip is an absolute Scottish qt
IT IS VALENTINES DAY AND SHE'S READY TOb-be my valentine
Watching ameile lads
Wish I had a weird social recluse qt like her
mum got me a valentines card
>>26478771
She is a fairytale, any girl actually like her has fucked at least 30 hipsters by now.
>>26478792
thats nice of her lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xa0_LXYAybQ
This valentines song sums up my day.
>>26478795
I know, I can still dream though, she has the nicest lips and such a cute smile and her eyes are gorgeous
The French accent just adds to my lust
J'taime amelie
>>26478847
Then you lust away my friend, I wasn't into her at all when I watched the film. Maybe you will get your amelie one day.
How come when my dog looks at me through my window he doesn't react the same as he would if the glass wasn't there?
It's as though he sees me but he doesn't really react. It's like he's looking straight through me.
Just ordered some fake yeezy 350s lads.
Gonna enjoy sitting in the pub having all the girlies staring at me wondering how I can be so /fa/ on the dole.
>>26478940
He sees you for what you really are, an empty husk of a man devoid of that which makes most of the world human.
>>26479000
>fakes
I've wanted a pair of yeezy 350's since they were first released but wouldn't ever buy a pair of fakes.
>>26479019
They're re-releasing them, but I don't want to travel to JD in aberdeen when I stay in Edinburgh, especially for them to be sold out on day one.
I was gonna cop a real pair when they first came out, but spent my money on other shit instead.
>tfw own a legit pair of CPs, but scared people think they are fake.
I feel like my paranoia will be off the scale wearing these fakes, but for 30gbp if they're shit I can just sell them on ebay.
>>26479000
What's the deal with these? Do you have to make sure people see the 'YZY' so that they like you more?
>wake up
>go fast
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Idbh30Qapqc&feature=youtu.be&t=220
>>26479019
>>26479000
Is this code for closet faggots?
>Yesterday
>Isis Habbo raid on /b/
>I tell funny halal and goats jokes
>Other ISIS bros kek at me
>Lots of friends request
>Feel loved
>Account gets banned
>Make a new one
>No friends
>Go to room everybody add me back
>Some guy screened me harrasing a 12 years old for showing skin
>Feels good
benzo tolerance is getting too high
help
>>26479100
>/b/
Kill yourself.
>>26479092
Pretty much.
>wear the fred perry laurel on the polo
>wear the saint laurent on the jeans
>the yzy on the sneakers
it lets people know you care how you look... but more importantly it lets girls know you have a disposable income that they can scrounge off.
>>26479097
Only if you are in buttfuck no where.
In the city its okay to like fashion.
>>26479157
wow you must really hate yourself
>>26479142
Start to taper now
Or just w/d for a few days then start at lower dose, let ur tolerance drop again
>>26479244
I really hate myself, and I don't take any care in my appearance.
Don't see why I should care what some normalscum think.
>>26479244
Look around friend. Who here doesnt.
I genuinely feel less shit in 'designer' gear.
Not great, but less shit.
>>26479292
maybe improve yourself instead of wasting your money on status symbols
>>26479000
>fakes
they will look shit
>hello, my name is anon, i speak three languages, paint, make music and am currently having my novel published
or
>hey i'm anon, do you like my YZY shoes and my shirt? Yeah they're expensive.
>>26479322
I think that's the point the look retard in the picture.
>want to go gym
>know I have at least 10 tonnes of brIcks to move tomorrow
JUST
>>26479333
>hello, my name is anon, i speak three languages, paint, make music and am currently having my novel published
literally something a fedora would say lol
at least with the second option she'll be introducing herself to you, then you can tell her about the languages and book
>>26479351
Neither of them are things you would actually say, my point is that self-improvement first, expensive shoes if you still feel you need them after that.
>>26479351
>>hello, my name is anon, i speak three languages, paint, make music and am currently having my novel published
>hello my name is anon, I have learned Klingon, Loglan and Elvish, spent $400 on a wacom tablet that I don't know how to use, got a copy of EJay free in a box of cereal and have submitted my 2000 page Sonic the Hedgehog fanfiction to LuLu.com
>>26479377
>implying buying better looking clothes that fit isn't self improvement
I catch your jist though senpai
>>26479410
clothes go out of fashion
>>26479409
>tfw trying to learn greek
>might as well be fucking klingon for how much sense it makes
>>26479307
>have good paying job helping people (youth worker)
>people think I'm funny and like me and invite me out
>kids I work with look up to me
>woman talk to me and don't think I'm creepy.
I'm just a self hating faggot who probably has mental problems.ironically, people love my self deprecating humour.
>>26479322
Probably, but for the price I'm willing to risk. I've seen some good fakes flying around.
>>26479409
But hey, at least I put some logos on my fake clothes right?
I made breakfast for my gf today, did you?
>>26479433
fuck off the brit if you want to brag normie
>>26479424
so you buy new ones?
certain clothes will never go out of fashion - jeans, t-shirts etc
it's important that they fit well. They are timeless
Anyone else struggling with weight here?
I follow a healthy diet and lift yet I've been skinny fat all my life. I've never took my shirt of in front off another person because of this.
I honestly don't know why I'm fat I eat fine.
>>26479467
and fake yeezys are timeless?
>>26479409
*girl approaches you at the bar*
>Excuse me
>hello, my name is anon, i speak three languages, paint, make music and am currently having my novel published
*she looks at you with disdain
>u wot m8 I was just going to say you're sitting on my coat, I put it here whilst I went to the toilet
>m-my apologies m'lady
*has to descend bar stool because of manlet proportions, spills glass of milk over head in process*
>>26479483
nah lol, I'm just saying
By your logic you should never buy anything because it will eventually depreciate
>>26479471
Yeah same here. I diet hard and it dose seem to work very slowly, but one day of not starving and I put on half a stone. If I don't care about my diet I don't put on much more than that. It seems like I'm destined to to be skinnyfat
>>26479450
Did you literally print out a picture of an anime girl, tape it to a pillow, and pour a bowl of cereal for it? Is that what you have done? What cereal even is that?
>>26476031
its not going to be a happy day today, but I can make it special for her.
>>26479512
It looks like ham and scrambled eggs to me
>>26479491
your entire argument is one autistic line from another anon isn't it?
I never said people shouldn't buy clothes but not shit /fa/ style bullshit that most people think is gay as fuck anyway
>>26479333
>hello, my name is anon, i speak three languages, paint, make music and am currently having my novel published
That's nice. I'm with friends right now though, and your friends look like they want you.
or she approaches you and says:
oh hey, I noticed your yeezy shoes, and is that a rick owens?
>yeah, I know they're last season, but i've been busy writing short stories to keep up with the latest fashions.
you write, wow, cute, fashionable and talented.in reality it's sitting alone in either your vidya t-shirt or SLP tee in the pub and never making contact with girls
>>26479512
Crunchy nut clusters.I did it last year because I though it was funny, I wanted to use it again.
>>26479450
Satire, right?
>>26479534
it wasn't funny
weirdo
>>26479534
Is that chocolate in them as well?
It looks tasty but there is quite a lot, also, why didn't you put any milk on them for her? How callous.
>>26479511
The thing is I spent so much time at the gym last year and have nothing to show for it.
>>26479532
mate /fa/ is full of different styles
I personally fucking hate Yeezys and streetwear etc but it's a lot better than some of the shit lads out there wear like Topman, Burton etc
>>26479580
the fact you go on /fa/ means you are a queer as fuck wannabe normie so why don't you fuck off to a bored more suited to your intrests
>>26479592
hahahaha
dry your eyes mate
One more day, britfeel.
One more day.
>>26479580
Topman and burton are just bland, maybe not great quality but you just replace the basics often
Those shoes look actively bad
>tfw french connection are apparently bringing back FCUK tees.
>tfw I will be back in fashion again after 10 years of wearing the same fcuk tees I've worn since high school.
Feels good.
Most of this depends on what kind of girl you want, but the most important thing is this. No matter how expensive your clothes, or how great a person you are, they will leave you for chad.
>>26479608
he is right though tbqhy senpai lmao
Happy Valentines day britbots
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUVnoEzeoWE
>>26479608
>i'm so stupid i can't pick clothes for myself and i need to be told what to buy like a retarded child
>i wish mommy still bought my outfits for me i looked fashionable as shit
>>26479610
basics shouldn't have to be replaced
it's better to have high quality basics that fit and last years than fast fashion shit that will shrink
like I said, I personally hate Yeezys and all Yeezy stuff
>>26479661
Expensive jeans will need to be replaced too.
How long does a 300 bong tshirt last?
>>26479651
what?
/fa/ doesn't tell you what to buy you cretin, its just for shit like inspo or discussion of new lines dropping
that's like saying going to /ck/ means you can't cook for yourself
christ alive
>>26479636
>tfw a random stranger qt spoke to me 2 days ago in town, asking me to go to someplace with her but i sperged out
i will probably never get a chance like that again
well at least i bought drugs that day
>>26479679
well that's true, but jeans last a lifetime, I can guarantee that 9/10 of expensive brands will fit better and last longer than fast fashion ones
depends on the brand doesn't it lad
also >300 quid t-shirt
nah senpai, I'm talking 50/60 quid at the most for a high quality T/sweatshirt
>>26479687
It was probably a trap anyway, she would lead you down an alley and there would be two burly men patting lead pipes in their hands.
>>26479696
I have generally found the less I pay for jeans the longer they last
>>26479713
not even kidding here lad: That was actually the first thing I thought.
But she looked pretty young and innocent desu. well it was pretty fucked up anyways. she asked me to take her to a child/teen psychatric ward. i know i told this story before but i dug deeper and i think my first theory was bullshit. she must have been a nut. and i seriously had no time so i just told her to fuck off and that i have no time. fucked up lad.
>>26479681
Whatever helps you sleep at night matey
>>26479734
if you think of grouping innocence with girls, you are a beta.
women are always about entertainment, nothing else.
>>26479734
You made it sound like she asked you for a date, she asked to go to a loony bin? Should have helped her desu, she had probably run away from an abusive family.
>>26479613
>high school.
OUT FATTY YANK
>>26479738
likewise chum
>>26479754
Some northern peasants call it high school for some idiotic reason.
>>26479763
Probably because all they do there is smoke drugs.
>>26479754
u wot mate?
High school is uk a uk term.
In scotland it goes primary school, high school.
Secondary school is for pricks that think they're better than they are. It's high school ya posh prick.
>>26479763
This cunt.
Mate, I'll come down south and smash your cunt, or I would if that black cunt shagging your misses doesn't first.
>>26479763
I;m from Sheffield and it has always been secondary school up here
are you sure it's not some southern fairies?
>>26479778
YEAH LIKE TOTALLY DUDE
PRIMARY SCHOOL THEN SECONDARY SCHOOL
>>26479778
FOKEN ELL LAD U FOKEN WOT?
ALL BASH UR ED IN MATE
>>26479779
I was talking about Newcastle/Scotland areas.
How to get on neetbux lads ? I dont know where to start or apply. I got diagnosed with psychosis.
>>26479751
>it is impossible to read emotions from women's behaviour/facial expression and therefore try to estimate if they are saying the truth or what their true objective is
>>26479753
yeah maybe. i have no idea lad, she didn't seem desperate or sad or mad or anything. and since I'm a betafag and had other things on my mind in that moment i didn't even think that far. i didn't think at all desu.
the thing is that she even knew herself where the nuthouse was, she was pointing in the direction and saying it's right over there.
she also didn't look "crazy" or worn out or anything what you would expect of a psycho bitch.
its also out of question that she wanted to take ME there because it's only for children/teens and I'm way too old and look way too old for that and also dressed normal.
i will never know wtf was up with her
well maybe there really were just some blokes waiting behind the next corner who wanted to rob me but if that was the case don't you think she would have put a bit more effort into the act? like trying to look desperate or something at least?
>>26479778
fuck off yank
you'll never fit in
secondary school
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Secondary school is the next step up from primary school. Secondary schools are often called high schools in the United States. In Britain, secondary schools may be public schools, grammar schools or comprehensive schools.
>>26479796
You're having a laff mate. I'll end you like that black cunt ended lee rigby. Wouldnae get that shite up here.
>tfw you southerners are the reason those posh cunts are in power.
>>26479815
>n Britain, secondary schools may be public schools, grammar schools or comprehensive schools.
My independent school often referred to it as middle school
>>26479830
Northerners once again proving that they are just as uncivilised as dindus.
Shouldn't you be working on building a hut out of cow shit?
Who /figurines/ here?
Pretty new to this shit desu, anything I should know about when looking after them?
>>26479843
it's an independent school it could call its self the learning center for contrary twats if it wanted
>>26479851
Semen keeps them fresh
>>26479815
Spot the yank trying to pretend he isn't.
Mate, high school is what it's called you ponce.
Fuck off back to trumpland ya pure fanny. (or if a southerner, fuck off back to your shitty wee cramped junkie tenement blocks full of gangs and rapists and paying 500 a week for the pleasure.)
>>26479778
>tfw northerners hate the south for being posh cunts but without the south they wouldn't have any of their benefits to buy fast food and drugs with. You northerners would still be living in mud huts if we didnt provide the council with the money to house you all.
>>26479881
what the fuck do you think GCSE stands for?
YOU YANKY RETARD
>>26479869
I imagine it is because they had been doing it for over a hundred years and didn't have to conform to newer terms
>>26476672
10K on the exercise bike, tomato soup, went to shop to get fags. Italy v England in the Six Nations. Pretty comfy.
>>26479778
It's secondary school in the UK you dumb foreign cunt.
keep shunning the filthy yank, maybe he'll get the picture and fuck off
>>26479905
you used to do o-levels
you are embarrassing yourself with your overly scottish persona
>British stars hope to shine at the BAFTAs
What a headline.
>ITT: Newfags not realizing britfeel is just a meme where you pretend to be a brit
nigga I'm not a brit either and i also dont live in the uk. I'm also no yank though. I'm uropoor.
>>26479851
There's an /a/ buyfag pastebin that should be useful if you haven't already looked at it.
Are you going to get that Nagito?
>>26479945
Yeah you're a stupid kraut that gets btfo every thread you post in.
You'll never be British mate, I feel bad for you.
>budget is really tight but have a super fat paycheck next month
>this comes 1 day after rent
I really don't think I can cut it, is it normal to ask the landlord that you'll pay 300 quid on the normal day, and the extra 50 tomorrow? or just say payday is 1 day away and youll pay in full 1-2 days later?
already finished my 6 month contract with him and the bugger says im welcome to stay and my rent is counted by the day now in case I want to leave, so I figured we're on decent terms.
>>26479945
a yankee trying to deflect and lie
who would have thought it
>>26479957
Maybe you should have budgeted properly.
>>26479884
>implying that the south pays for us.
mate, you cunts are too busy forking out for pakis and lazy blacks that wee all have to work and pay tax before we get our drugs. White people can't get the dole like they use too because you namby pamby faggots are too scared to offend blackies.
>tfw nandos is all the south has because it's all the blacks buy. If it wasn't for those african origins nandos the south would fail.
Least up here we have good old british stores like fish and chip shops paying taxes. We buy british clothing like Fred perry while you cunts launder your money to yank companies like nike. So fuck off ya prick.
>pic related, probably your wifes fuckboi.
>>26479956
>that gets btfo every thread you post in.
>every thread you post in
i posted in every /britfeel/ for the past few months so far and i rarely get btfo. the only times people call me out for being that kraut is when I either say it or when I say I'm not brit and write in my usual style which i just did. other than that i just get called yank occassionally when i accidently use american words such us color or drug store and such. like this pleb here: >>26479964
also britain is poorfag central fatass land so nah I'm glad i'm no brit kek. I just come here to shitpost, nothin more nothing less.
>>26479812
No one to answer?
>>26479995
ESA. Apply now, wait for the assessment.
>>26479946
Yeah I figured that would be the place to look, i was just hoping someone would spoonfeed me instead.
I've already got it, seems alright. I was hoping (lel) that I could find one of the waifu, but no such luck.
>>26479967
fuck off retard, this shitstain government gave me the wrong tax code and I paid 150quid extra in tax that ill get back next paydya.
how do i get a robot bf who lives near me
>>26479986
>spends his free time pretending to be British
>i-it's just sh-sh-shitposting
lmao
>>26479986
>le my country is so shit i have to go in other country's threads and try and be accepted there
>>26480014
>>26480015
>le quoting things I haven't said or implied meme
here's your response. your threads are getting cucked just like your country. And that makes you mad.
>>26480013
be in Hampshire is the best way to start.
How do I art?
So desperate for contact im on habbo hotel
Fuck my life bunch of regard kids roleplaying
Kill me
>>26480026
>take the train
>get raped
>>26480026
>german talking about countries getting cucked
>>26480032
nice senpai. Post no more though, they make me feel bad and lazy.
>>26480032
By not being shit like you.
>>26477610
>>26477627
>>26477736
Here is a further example of this publication's fine journalism.
>>26480075
Nice one dickhead, That looked pretty good to me. I suppose you are a professional art critic though right?
>>26480120
>Mike tells medic
>Unlucky Karl Morgan
What?
>>26480240
yeah he is actually, why don't you leave him alone already?
>>26480240
Kek, its shit anon. No need to get salty because your wasting your time on a worthless skill.
Maybe if you actually git gud but otherwise cry more :^)
>>26480240
Ignore them. People who criticise other yet don't have the confidence to post anything they have made have no right to say such offensive things.
I think it looks great
>ate a dominoes at 1 am
>still feel like shit
>mfw I've pissed away 40 quid on this shit this week alone
I should really learn to cook something other than chicken
>>26480264
I'm not artistic at all, it was just my opinion. There is no need to be a prick to the poor lad. At least he's trying.
>>26480254
I stand corrected.
>>26480303
That's too much to spend. That said, I spent 15 on a takeaway on Friday and I'll probably spend around 12 later on
>>26480290
>>26480315
Kek, you both have such shit taste.
I bet the dude wants to be a concept artist as well or some shit? Utter delusion. Kill yourself.
>>26480322
Aye mate, this time last year it was rare if I spent a tenner a month on takeaways.
Everything's going so wrong
Hope you are able to spend today with someone special lads.
>tfw you didn't fall for the valentine cuck meme
>tfw instead of going to some shit restaurant, you get to stay in and watch the rugby/football and funpost
>tfw instead of spending money on cards and presents, all your money goes on alcohol, vidya and anime figurines
>tfw winning at life
>>26480380
nice screen you tramp
Are you in here MrFappyFappy?
>Missed God Save the Queen
>Have to listen to the shitty Italian anthem
>>26480332
>Kill yourself.
I'll get right on that. It's valentine's day after all.
>tfw amazon deliveries on a Sunday
>>26480380
I like that you're eating the same food as her, a very nice touch tbqh lad~
>>26479333
"Hey, how's it going? I love this playlist. Oh, my shoes? Yeah, they're Yeezys... I dunno, I just think they look so cool, I had to have em. Normally I would just wear, like, two pieces of bread taped to my feet haha. What's your name?"
>>26480400
Believe me, I tried to replace it, by the time I had to send the third one back for backlight issues I just decided to stick with this one. It's served me well for about 5 years now.
>tfw not full HD
Just got back from spoons lads, had a BBQ hotdog with chips and onion rings with a pint of Thatchers - was pretty tasty all told
Quite a few normies about, but I chuckled to myself when I realised that they think going to spoons is acceptable for a Valentines day lunch, when even NEET's like myself can go there and not worry about the cost
>mfw
>>26479450
I want to crossplay momiji
>haven't done acid in years
>only did it about five or six times
>tfw frequently get closed-eye visuals when trying to sleep
I've got the night shift in a couple of hours and I'm completely shattered, for the love of fuck please let me sleep.
tfw you have to 27+ inch 1080p screens in your room
>>26480483
serves you right normie LOL
>>26480432
>"Hey, how's it going? I love this playlist. Oh, my shoes? Yeah, they're Yeezys... I dunno, I just think they look so cool, I had to have em. Normally I would just wear, like, two pieces of bread taped to my feet haha. What's your name?"
You made me spill my tea mate.
Can you have things delivered to a drop off point by Amazon?
>>26480509
Why? is someone watching ur house senpai?
>>26480492
>normie
You don't need connections or the ability to socialise in order to buy drugs.
>>26480492
LSD is hardly a normie drug.
Normies I've spoken to were fine with the idea of MDMA or even cocaine, but as soon as psychedelics were mentioned they were sucking air through their teeth and saying about how LSD crystallises in your spinal fluid and how one trip can change your personality forever.
They don't like drugs that might actually make you think.
>>26477278
To be with her.
>>26480428
Just had a delivery here too.
>tfw cpu cleaning liquid arrived but the thermal paste didn't
>>26480456
I want tobrutally rapemomiji
>>26480518
Ordered helium to the house once already
Is shoutanus still here or has that shitty gimmicked loser fucked off?
>>26480574
stop talking about him
just pretend he doesn't exist mate
>>26477278
To be a concept artist.
>>26480568
>hur dur i want to kill myself gimme attention
lol fken manchild crybabby
if you were actually about to die you would fear death more than anybody else.
>>26480574
haven't seen him for a few daysnotice how tilde has been posting yet the threads have been comfy since he vanished
>>26480568
Doesn't it usually have a small amount of oxygen in it though? To stop the suicide
>>26480601
I know mate. I do wish you luck though.
>>26480574
>>26480593
NAH I'M ALWAYS HERE MATEYS
JUST WITHOUT A TRIP
>>26480608
YEAH AND THAT FAGGOT HAS BEING POSTING WAY MORE GAY SHIT TO COMPANSATE
What a man.
Lads, do women get guys stuff for valentines day? I only ever hear about blokes buying women things.
>>26480703
Sex.
>You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
>>26480728
But guys with gfs can get that any time, there's nothing special and it doesn't require any effort on the gfs part.
>>26480728
A SUICIDE PACT
>>26480703
some sort of present... just how you give present to gril
>>26480703
A card and maybe sex if the male gets them lots of gifts.
>women are the oppressed gender
