>sitting on couch
>sudden pain in stomach
>uhoh
>run to toilet
>shit diarrhea all over the toilet seat bowl
>sit there for 5 mins until pain goes
>wipe, flush toilet, stand up
>sudden pain in stomach
>ohno.mp3
>sit down, shit everywhere again
>sit for 10 mins to make sure, wipe, flush toilet, stand up
>sudden pain in stomach
I've been stuck here for 30 fucking minutes. Why is life so unfair?
>>25838818
Experiencing this feel too, except there appears to be mucus in it.
>>25838818
>implying the toilet isn't the comfiest room in the house
You likely have food poisoning.
Drink a lot of fluids, make sure you get sugars and salt, and rest.
Feel better wishes from Japan
>>25838818
I spent a month in Zimbabwe and it took me pretty much the whole month to get used to the water. My sister and I both had diarrhea up until the last few days, and hers got so bad that she had to take medicine for it.
Diarrhea is one of the worst nuisances desu
>>25838818
>I've been stuck here for 30 fucking minutes. Why is life so unfair?
calling bullshit. you just happen to have a rare toilet pepe on your phone? go back to /r/
>>25838859
>going to SE Asia
>not drinking only close bottled water
I hope you goys don't actually do this.
>>25838818
>wipe
Why would you be a wipecuck when you can do this? >>25836484
>>25838818
>tfw when rare gut problem coupled with coeliac disease but I don't wan't to be gluten free because life is suffering, why suffer more
>explosive diarrhea every day
>have shit myself numerous times
>I love shitting on the toilet, in my own home, don't understand why youre so upset OP
>>25838873
Google images
>pepe toilet
One of the first images that pops up
>>25838818
>tfw get this feel all the time
just want the ride to end, why can't it all come out in one go?
>>25838883
>zimbabwe
>SE Asia
but seriously, every time i go to the philippines i can't drink the water there, i gotta have bottled every single time. First time i had the water i got rekt by some pretty vicious diarrhea
stop bein so fuckin fat
>>25838818
Reading this is making me want to shit
>>25838849
intestines are normally lined with mucus, it's normal
Ahahahahaha, faggot.
Fucking kill yourself.
>>25838883
Bringing a month's supply of bottled water would be kinda expensive, also Zimbabwe is in Africa.
We had a water filter it's just that it wasn't super great. I mostly drank soda and juice to avoid diarrhea
