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/nowipe/ Anonymous 2016-01-18 08:25:40 Post No. 25836484 [Report]
Good morning wipecucks!

Just spent the last hour rinsing out my asshole with lukewarm water. Now I feel completely clean and healthy.

Meanwhile you barely have the time to take a toilet break at work so have to wipe as fast as possible.
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Anonymous 2016-01-18 08:30:53 Post No.25836563
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Anonymous 2016-01-18 08:30:53 Post No.25836563 [Report]
>>25836484
>cleaning at all
I see you haven't been brownpilled.
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Anonymous 2016-01-18 08:33:14 Post No.25836587
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Anonymous 2016-01-18 08:33:14 Post No.25836587 [Report]
none, my girll is on birth control.
Also i pull out. worked out till now
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Anonymous 2016-01-18 08:47:00 Post No.25836782
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Anonymous 2016-01-18 08:47:00 Post No.25836782 [Report]
>>25836484
>not using baby wipes
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Anonymous 2016-01-18 08:49:16 Post No.25836815
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Anonymous 2016-01-18 08:49:16 Post No.25836815 [Report]
>>25836587
do you fuck your gf with your shit?
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Anonymous 2016-01-18 08:49:22 Post No.25836817
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Anonymous 2016-01-18 08:49:22 Post No.25836817 [Report]
>>25836484
People who wipe are faggots anyway

Touching and fingering your asshole is quite gay desu SENPAI.

Gays do it in the bedroom. Makes no difference if its just and and the bathroom
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Anonymous 2016-01-18 08:52:23 Post No.25836855
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>>25836484

>not being a rich NEET and having one of your 20 servants gently wipe your ass for you with gold speckled silk.

Poor NEETs these days.
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Anonymous 2016-01-18 08:54:35 Post No.25836884
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Anonymous 2016-01-18 08:54:35 Post No.25836884 [Report]
>>25836484
my life changed the day I realized I could just hop in the shower and rinse my asshole out
I feel so clean all the time, meanwhile wagies have to sit in their own shit for 10 hours a day after spreading it around with sandpaper
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Anonymous 2016-01-18 09:00:00 Post No.25836963
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Anonymous 2016-01-18 09:00:00 Post No.25836963 [Report]
I have a bidet installed in my toilet, which has the drawback that it's on the same input as the toilet so the water is ice-cold. But it beats hopping in the shower.
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Anonymous 2016-01-18 09:00:15 Post No.25836967
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Anonymous 2016-01-18 09:00:15 Post No.25836967 [Report]
>>25836884
ikr
Do you just rinse or do you also remove the shower head, insert the hose and gently rinse inside? It's also fun to shock your inner ass by suddenly switching between freezing cold, boiling hot and full power
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Anonymous 2016-01-18 09:00:20 Post No.25836969
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Anonymous 2016-01-18 09:00:20 Post No.25836969 [Report]
>>25836884
This

Seriously. Things like just make the neet life more attractive, comfy and cosy.

I don't even want expenisve lifestyle, just these feels
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Anonymous 2016-01-18 09:23:03 Post No.25837268
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Anonymous 2016-01-18 09:23:03 Post No.25837268 [Report]
>>25836967
unfortunately my shower head doesn't detach, but I can put the narrow stream on and expand my asshole so that the water penetrates a bit
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Anonymous 2016-01-18 10:11:05 Post No.25837826
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>>25836484
This is a healthy alternative to wiping. Always wash your hands with soap afterwards.
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Anonymous 2016-01-18 11:35:38 Post No.25838884
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Anonymous 2016-01-18 11:35:38 Post No.25838884 [Report]
>>25836884
Avoiding this is what makes NEET life so great. Enjoy wiping
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Anonymous 2016-01-18 11:48:09 Post No.25838997
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Anonymous 2016-01-18 11:48:09 Post No.25838997 [Report]
>>25838884
you give neets bad rep. wash your ass you filthy robot
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