Predict shit that'll happen in 2016.
What happened in 2015? Basically fucking nothing. Why would you expect something to happen in 2016?
Jab 1st I'll have a hang over and will have lost my job since I just knocked out my boss happy new year gaggot
2016 will be the year of the cuck. Open relationships are the next great American perversion.
I won't get a girlfriend and I'll be sitting in a room alone posting on /r9k/ and feeling sorry for myself 365 days from now.
my wife's son will finally move out
I really hope the war in ukraine heats up again.
SJWs will go full retard and get shut down by based president trump
Hillary wins
EU doesn't break up
Interest rates rise a bit
Dow slowly rises to 19,000
Texas housing market bubble starts to burst
ISIS commits attack in London
I get a gf
Calling it.
Terrorist attacks at the Olympics
>>25399738
2016 is just another bullshit year.
>>25399903
Muslims in japan?
George H.W. Bush dies.
an incident at a never before seen scale will happen that causes a global shift of power
>>25399939
Nope, Rio
WWIII
>another school shooting
>another holy act from the religion of peace in the west
>another famous person dies
>more fank maymays that Reddit will run into the ground
>one board on this site will pull some serious shit that will get them deleted
>more new boards
>even bigger social justice than last year
>more police brutality and BLM in a neighborhood near you
>Trump gets assassinated
>another state/country will get completely BTFO by mother nature
>>25399939
You mean brazil? Japan is on 2020
>>25399961
Nothing of value lost Tbh Senpai
The same thing happens every year.
Trump throws a shit fit on Twitter when he loses the election to Clinton
Teenagers across the US collectively commit suicide when Sanders doesn't get the nomination
ISIS terror attacks in Europe
Major earthquake in Los Angeles
I buy my first hooker
>>25399997
>Major earthquake in Los Angeles
I can't fucking wait.
>>25399969
Regular year
Some stupid shit probably.
>I saved this pic at the beginning of 2015
>>25300000
some original text fuck niggers and spics and also whoever made this change
>>25400009
Oh, you sick funny fuck
>>25399892
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I'm sad now . Terrorisme is getting worse
Fuck you evil slimes Why do you do this
2015 was depressing
Trump will win the popular vote and lose the electoral college.
>>25399738
>2016
>me sits in front of computer
>no gf
>no f
sometimes my prediction would be very accurate
>>25399738
the world will end (hopefully)
>OP will still be a faggot
>>25399738
The same as always, more tragedy shit to make live and news more interesting, fuck i love watching cnn
>>25400107
Only for you.
adbaebeabza
>>25400030
thats a nice pic man. kinda like my face.
>>25399892
Can you say I get a gf
>>25400030
And I saved it at the end of 2015 now. Neat
The majority of the planet will continue to suck due to any combination of poverty, disease, lack of food, lack of clean water, corruption, and societal infighting and chaos
More ISIS attacks
More growth of social media which will make people even more retarded
The EU will continue to disintegrate
China and Russia will continue to rise
Everyone will continue to be poor in the US
Everything about US culture will suck so bad that even the normies' happiness is only surface deep
Trump will become president and all minorities (except East Asians) will collectively chimp out
SJWs, feminists, etc will freak the fuck out and go into a perpetual triggering
I'll end up getting a girlfriend and getting bareback sex or end up raping some woman with no condom
Beyond that I don't know
>>25400215
This anon specifically will not get a gf in 2016
Unless he gets dubs replying to this post
>>25399969
>>Trump gets assassinated
please god this would be so fun just to watch news outlets pull a 180 on how he was so wonderful
>>25399738
I won't get a gf.
>>25400330
if i don't get dubs i still have a chance
>>25400331
Better if it was a Hilary/Bernie supporter. A blatant one too.
>>25400331
holy fuck just imagine seeing it live
>>25399738
Hillary will become presidentbecause the elites have rigged it that way
Women will start comparing the lengths of their roasties like guys compare dicks.
One European country will go full Nazi.
Smartphones will go out of fashion once companies realize there's nothing new they can staff in there to make us buy new models.
Google will start reporting any "suspicious" search to the police.
A new legal drug will make feelings obsolete.
Brendan Fraser will commit suicide.
>>25399738
Justin beiber kills self
kardasians all die in horrible plane crash
Trump gets heart attack and dies
We get a Republican president that's not Trump.
Western civilization will continue to slowly erode itself away.
Western women will continue to get more and more disgusting.
Marriage will continue to fall as women desperately come up with more and more ways to blame men for why they can't find a dude to take them as leftovers after they whored themselves around for their youth.
Trump, believe it or not, will be elected.
Europe will continue to take in refugees, Germany will be attacked by ISIS, resulting in hundreds of dead and the removal of Merkel after riots ensue.
Britain will change or stop altogether taking in refugees after Germany is slaughtered.
Putin and Trump's relationship will grow.
Feminism and social justice will grow faintly weaker in light of Trump.
France will probably keep taking in refugees.
>>25399967
the wiis been out for some time anon
An airplane will crash.
>>25400450
>One European country will go full Nazi.
You mean one will go full Sharia Law.
>>25400640
Why not both?
>britain goes sharia
>austria goes nazi
>>25400685
>>austria goes nazi
I think it will be Hungary or Romania tbqh, Belgium will be the one to enact Sharia
>>25399738
I won't kill myself
>>25400748
Aw man!
sdgf sdfhaefh
>>25400715
Why would either Hungary or Romania go full Nazi? Its not like refugees want to even move to either of those shithole countries.
Hillary will win, the United States will become more like Europe and the GOP will go through great turmoil that will either split the party or cause major reform.
>>25401319
>Implying shillary isn't more like republicans than democrats
>hawkish foreign policy
>sucks wall streets cock (all of her fucking donations are from them)
>doesn't want to reinstate glass-steagall
>>25401458
I didn't imply she's not a shady washington insider, but she doesn't single out any one group of people in America which is probably the most important thing in this election with all the Trump shit. Hardly matters what your actual policy is, Obama hasn't done much to help black people, but it's just what you say that gets you elected. And no one's gonna vote for a candidate that (talks as if they) has ill intentions towards or singles out their group.
>>25399738
WW3 tbth
>>25401613
What?
I was replying to:
>the United States will become more like Europe
which you implied would happen after Hillary is elected and I'm telling you that, no, shillary is way way way to the right of Europe.
>>25401652
In that case I guess it makes a little more sense. The thing is though she at least pretends to be a leftist, and going back to what I said, that will influence the general attitude of the American public, which will start us ion the path to being more like Europe.
>>25399903
You just reminded me that summer Olympics is this year.
Fuck me, where does the time go? I was shitposting on /sp/ for the China 2008 and London 2012 olympics. And here I am, 4 years later again.
>>25400450
>Brendan Fraser will commit suicide.
Do you think the media will make a big deal about it?
>>25400501
>We get a Republican president
I will be genuinely surprised if this happens. Cause so far, there's no chance.
>Trump elected
>The wall goes up, the Mexicans set for deportation will be offered refuge by Canada
>Massive earthquake destroys much of the west coast, San Francisco ceases to exist
>Germany will be repeatedly attacked by the PEACEFUL REFUGEES
>EU further erodes
>Oil prices continue to drop
>The Western world continues to disintegrate with the exception of a few Eastern European holdouts
>Hillary Clinton will become first female President of the United States
>Russia will continue to gain dominance in the Middle East
>More terrorist attacks across Europe
>Radicalization of Eastern Europe will lead to a reformation of a New Soviet Union
>Second Cold War begins, Soviet Union and China vs NATO and Israel
>I fuck some nice boipucci
Well either the euro's will rise with a holocaust on the brownies or they will just become new middle east.
Straya will recive its first attack of ISIS and we will go on a massive fucking Muslim bashing spree and i myself will be taking part of.
>>25401847
>Trump elected
I'm so ready for this meme to die once elections start.
>>25399738
I can see it's going to be another year of being gfless and a virgin
2016 will be the year of the false flag and this will help Hillary get elected. It's pretty much over in America.
>>25400373
Feeling the bern in your ass? Must've been all those spic tacos you ingested ESE.
>>25399738
muslims conquering the north
>>25399738
>people will die
>another natural disaster
>school shooting
>North Korea does something kek worthy
>I'll get a job
>I'll have sex
>I'll not fap
>I'll continue to evade society but hang out with girls now
That's kind of the plan, most of it will work.
>>25402581
>muslims conquering the north
I don't even have to predict to know this'll happen
Those fuckers shit out kids more than any people I've seen. I've known 4 muslims and each had families of over 5+ children. It's like they never pull out or something.
