3am, definitely not gonna die edition
>>25300856
1st for /Stratfeel/
I can taste blood
>>25301056
All the time or just when you're drinking blood?
>>25300856
5th for /shitposting all night/
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Is that the JD anon?
>>25300794
Is that the JD anon
Why is this so complicated
IT IS A CANNED DRINKS MACHINE
>>25300856
GIN AND JUICE UP IN THIS BITCH MY ROBOCOP FRIENDS GETTING FUCKED AND WAITING FOR THE APOCALYPSE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DI3yXg-sX5c
What's everyone up too?
>>25300884
There's two of you and one of you doesn't even live there, stop sperging
Lads I don't get it?
>>25301423
sarcasm senpai, baka
>>25301636
What?
Wtfs the point in speaking like that?
>>25301056
should remember to floss lad
>>25301423
cocaine joke?
>>25301827
No idea, that's what I thought at first.
I haven't been able to sleep well lately. any suggestions?
>>25301423
You smart.
You loyal.
WAKEY WAKEY!
>blood on toiletpaper
>third time this year
>only 20 years old
Am I gonna die lads?
First time was sometime last year when TotalBiscuit was going through his whole asscancer thing
Second time was a couple months back
Third time was just now
I'm hoping it's just anal fissures because I spend all day sat on my ass, but if that was it I would expect it would've been a thing in previous years too. It's possible I've always had them and I only noticed after TB's cancer.
>>25303693
No dickhead I had that shit for years just means your actual asshole itself is bleeding because you are either wiping too hard, not eating enough fibre or eating too many peppers and acid foods.
If your shit starts turning the toilet water red and the toilet paper is so red it's black panic, but until then you're fine mate.
Staying awake all night and then crawling into bed just before the sun rises. That's NEET privilege.
>>25303693
blood clots you have to worry about mate, bloody anus just means you're wiping too hard or tore it up with a massive shit or a massive cock. While clots mean your bleeding internally.
>>25303731
>>25304152
Cheers for the peace of mind lads, probably just paranoid because of the whole TB thing
anyone want to fight?
I'll buy you a pint afterwards
Who hyped for the Bay of York?
>>25303533
DONT EAT IT, HE'S A KEK!
>>25305117
>implying Owen Jones isn't the domest top this side of Andromeda
