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the days of emptiness between Christmas and New Years edition
PAKIS OUT TBQH
oc
ITS NIGHT TIME YOU CRETIN
YOU'RE NOT A YANK ARE YOU?
3rd for your mum sucked my nob under the mistletoe
Ever since I found how to stimulate my prostate, I have been wanking my cock raw.
I sometimes think about how nice it would be to have a cock up there while I'm cumming. Not sure if I'm fully gay though, I'd prefer to be a top and pump into a sissy boy rather than get my boypussy filled.
I'm not gay though lads.
I'm not.
At all.
>>25289937
Sounds like its time for you to move onto futa porn bro
6th for drinking and white nationalism.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0PlwtAJZ6jc
I wish my parents would just go the fuck out so I can start drinking.
>>25290181
same, I'm dying for a loud wank
>>25290181
Why can't you drink now? My parents are both in and I am, my Mother even went out and got my alcohol (after I reminded her to).
Took a day off yesterday, time to drink again.
>>25290222
I would have to go down to get my drink and I have been drinking everyday for the past week. I am also still in my dressing gown and last night I smashed up a cake when I was drunk. I just don't want to see them today
>>25290222
>a day off
Oy Vey, what a working-world holocaust!
>>25290277
>a day off drinking
You think I work?
>>25290277
a day off of drinking
>>25289622
>Days of emptiness are limited to 5 days a year
Nice try Norman.
>>25290292
>>25290293
That's just as bad, we don't want sober goyim noticing the injustices of the world we have made for them!
>>25289672
THE PROPHET NAME ..... MOHAMED... I HATE YOU I M A MUSLIM SHUT UP LITTLE SUCKER...
waifus
post them
>>25290384
Allah is satan in disguise.
>>25290398
U R THE MOST DUMBEST FUCKINEST EVER! PHROPHET MOHAMAD AND ALLAH SHOULD NOT DESERVE THIS AS A MUSLIM I TELL YOU SO FUCK OFF!
>tfw went for a run earlier for the first time in two months
>chest is still tight
Fuuuck
>>25290398
>>25290440
religion, making people hate each other since its inception.
>tfw just woke up
Fucking why
>>25290491
That's messed up....Allah will burn u in hell for all this mockery and all the innocent will laugh at you!
>>25289622
Rate my bellend, lads.
>>25290524
Forgot pic sorry bit woozy
>>25290523
>the innocent will laugh at you
then the innocent are not so innocent are they?
>>25290539
How does that even happen?
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
>>25290582
SHUT THE FUCK UP NOT ALL MUSLIMS ARE LIKE OSAMA HE WAS A BETRAYER AND OK YOU OBEY JESUS HE WAS A PROPHET TOO SO YOU ARE CALLING JESUS A TERRORIST AND WHY BLUR IT? THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH A GUY I HATE U AND EVERYONE WHO LIKES IT!!!
>no posts from poleaboo
>no posts from tilde
>no posts from fast anon
>no posts from diabetes anon
>threads have been unusually slow and hostile
is this the end of britfeel lads?
>>25290835
>no posts from poleaboo
good
>no posts from tilde
VERY GOOD
>no posts from fast anon
good
>no posts from diabetes anon
bad, though he's become a bit of a cunt really
>>25290835
Everyone's probably busy for xmas.
Except Poleaboo I think he was banned and probably doesn't do xmas anyway.
>tfw I've posted in /britfeel/ every week this year but had no gimmick to become recognisable with
>>25290835
My christmas wish came true. They're all dead.
>>25290900
my gimmick was psycho gf but I stopped posting about her, I prefer the anonymity
>>25290539
Mouldycarrot/10
>>25290924
my favourite meme is
>girlfriend's kids
>>25290924
>2015
>not having a gimmick
truly pleb
>>25290835
Are we fresh out of attention whores? It's a Christmas miracle!
>>25290539
Looks like a fucking Nik-Nak
>>25290954
I get the feeling you're trying to make a joke here but as a poster you aren't well known enough for this to make sense. And I say this as someone who has posted in and read every /britfeel/ thread since they began in 2011.
Lads there is this really cute girl at my workcute to me, my mates say she is a mong, she is really into pop punk and so am I but I'm not sure how to get this to ever come up in a conversation. Our conversations usually consist of her asking me how I'm doing and I say good and ask what time she is in until. Anyways, do you think I should buy a bunch of sweaters and tees of bands we both like and wear them when walking into and leaving work in hopes that she notices
>>25290835
don't mind Tilde because he doesn't make the threads about him, pole does that without even being here
Ghost housemate still lurking?
>>25290835
Poleaboo wants you to know that he's still here reading, but has decided to take a backseat in these threads as he finds the responses from 8ch more informative.
>>25290994
Or you could not be a basic bitch, go up to her, start chatting and ask her if she wants to do something on the weekend.
>>25291027
Then she'll know I stalked her facebook and found out what she was into senpai
>>25290994
Chances are she is a mong and you'll be really embarrassed with yourself if you take [the relationship] anywhere.
Your conversations are the sort of thing you got in 2005 when you exchanged 3 lines with someone over MSN. Not worth pursuing.
>>25291042
What?!
How do you figure that?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXsQAXx_ao0
>>25290995
nah he was cancer mate
he was underaged and came here for fantasy roleplay
Any canuks lurking? I am drinking a bloody caesar and it's marvelous. Well done lads, tomato and clam juice, who'd have thought it!
>>25291008
He became a normie
>>25291042
Post pics and we'll tell you if she's a mong or not
>>25291021
Poleaboo is much more tolerable when he isn't posting
>>25291112
here's one of her cosplaying
I've had to crop it a bit to remove identifying info
>>25291140
Haha fuck lad I'm the same guy that talked to her, surprised you still have that saved to be honest, but no this is a different girl
>>25291140
Stop posting pictures of this ugly cunt
>>25291140
>short hair
D R O P P E D
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P
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>>25291140
Absolutely haram m8
Just went to order chinese lads, 24GBP! I've reflected on it and decided I'm going to spoons and might spend as much but will come back a bit pissed as well as full.
>>25289622
I hope to fill it in with heroin.
Also the days of emptiness everyday.
When people tell me to kill myself online I laugh, because I have been trying for years.
When my family asked me what I wanted for Christmas I told them a way out.
>>25290938
>>25290976
>MouldyCarrot
>Nik-Nak
>>25291021
poelaboo tell yourself that you need to kill yourself
>>25291182
If you were a player on Football Manager you'd have Decisions: 20
Just woke up an hour ago was meant to get pissed today but haven't got time to go to the shops now. Fortunately I have a bottle of Jack Daniels in my room so wahey let's get fucked.
>>25291227
The worrying thing is they might be out of half the stuff I want being an extended holiday weekend and all.
>>25291227
such a normie game
>>25291254
Wew lad that was a close one, is it a big bottle or a cheap present size?
who else dislikes chocolate?
it's so boring
much prefer a bag of pom-bears
who /deep impact/ here?
>>25291309
Football Manager is literally the music autistic game there is.
>>25291254
Way fucking hey
Seriously lad you're weak in the head
>>25291320
It's a big bottle I drank half of it on Christmas day though but it's fine because I went downstairs briefly to collect my dinner and notice there was still some assorted booze about the place. So I can lay the foundations with the Jack Daniel's and then build on it with some random bottles of wine and stuff that are still lying around from Christmas. I need my parents to go to bed though before I take the booze from downstairs.
Can we all just agree the best gimmick of 2015 is /stratfeel/
>>25291385
Wibbity dop woo-wop
Seriously lad you're limp in the dick
>>25291392
Taking something to go with your dinner would be ok? It's Christmas!
>>25291399
No. It popped up like a week ago.
>>25291420
Yea I didn't think of it at the time though just wanted to get my dinner and get back upstairs.
I need to bring my plate back downstairs soon so I can scout out exactly what the situation is then.
There's no comfy films on to watch with me mam tonight. Watched Beetlejuice with her last night. It was nice.
>>25291254
I don't really get drunk in the house. I'll have a few but save getting smashed for when I go out gash hunting.
Got a bottle of JD off someone for Christmas but I got really, really drunk off it one time and had the worst hangover ever and since then can't stomach it.
>>25291409
Strong healthy erections, I eat a nutritional balanced diet and don't poison my body with toxins like yourself, I'm 6ft 2 195lbs of solid muscle with above average facial genetics
I also fucked your mum
>>25290954
>build a gimmick as the guy who lives in Lisbon
>don't live in Lisbon anymore
Well fuck
>>25291463
I'm The Rock mate I'll lay the smackdown on your candy ass
>>25290900
>>25290924
>>25290954
>>25291475
I'm a freelance dev earning 100k a year
Pussies
>>25291454
>when I go out gash hunting.
I'm not even the normie out brigade but this made me cringe like fuck.
>>25291527
>100k
lel
I work for NASA on 150k a year
>>25291527
Nice gimmick
>>25291528
Gotta love that student fanny, mate.
>tfw need to brush my teeth
I fucking hate brushing teeth it is so boring
Just watched Star Wars. It was ok
What's did you lads think?
>>25291579
Do other things whilst you're brushing. You sound like you need to be babied.i can be your mummy if you like
>parents are leaving soon
finally i can have something to eat and drink
>>25291611
Don't they let you eat anon?
>>25291601
Was okay, could have been worse. About in line with the prequels, maybe a bit better. To be fair, I only really like the original and Empire.
>>25291606
pls be my mummy :3
>>25291658
>in line with the prequels
It's better than prequels. Better than RotJ too, on par with A New Hope.
>>25291601
I think they didn't fuck it up which feels like a victory compared to the prequels.
>>25291021
Poleaboo could you please be my friend? I'm honest.
>tfw all i want is a cutie wife from my obscure country of origin
english women are disgusting
>>25291601
inane shit for manchildren and normies masquerading as le such a nerd xD
>>25291710
So fuck off back there.
>semi attractive benefit scum slag on channel 5
>shit load of kids
>all have a tinge of black
JUST
What do you guys want from 2016? I hope for a better world, and peace in the world to be honest.
>when was the last time you had a drink
A question on my licence reapplication. I just put "never".
Fucking cunts, they can take my personal liberties from my cold dead hands.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORYVCML8xeE
>>25291738
can't lad. even if i wanted to (which i don't)
>>25290181
Camouflage bottles wtf is wrong m80
>>25291761
Unless it's Atlantis, yeah you can (and should).
>>25291710
Gonna move to Venezuela to find me some poverty stricken qt to be honest
>>25291769
come and make me then
>>25291666
Sure!
What kinds of things would you like me to do for you? ~
>>25291819
oh hell no
>>25291819
i dont want to do this on here sorry~
Why are screeching tards like Markiplier and Pooediepie so popular with children?
How can these guys be happy with what they do when they're basically clowns who play games all day and scream. Mind blowing.
>>25291831
Email me then.[email protected]
>>25291749
Well, we have to end apartheid for one. And slow down the nuclear arms race, stop terrorism and world hunger. We have to provide food and shelter for the homeless, and oppose racial discrimination and promote civil rights, while also promoting equal rights for women. We have to encourage a return to traditional moral values. Most importantly, we have to promote general social concern and less materialism in young people.
>>25291868Autism
Also to be fair, the only markiplier I've seen was when he was a guest on GameGrumps, and he didn't screech and was fairly entertaining
>>25291868
>How can these guys be happy with what they do
$$$
>>25291868
They're just business men. They don't have to enjoy doing it, they just need to do it to maintain their lifestyle.
I've actually watched PDP's really, really early runs of Amnesia and it was pretty good. No face cam. He was focussed on playing the game rather than just reacting to it.
Who /overlypolitesouthernenglishfairy/ here?
Northerners will never have our grace and manners.
>>25291908
Game grumps is another odd one.
Danny's 36 years old and it sounds like he did fuck all but sit around smoking weed for the first 30 of those years. Then you have Arin who spends every other episode poorly explaining a scientific theory or concept while Dan sits there being amazed at the misinformation he's taking in from a high school drop out.
Life as a child entertainer I suppose.
>>25291710
State obscure country of origin
>>25291868
Mate imagine having a job as a clown, but with an actual good salary.
Now imagine making the cash they make. Being a clown is like a dream job if you can make proper dosh from it.
>>25291870
sent
OC
>>25291996
I think I'd get bored of having to act happy and peppy all the time but I guess American's personalities lend them to it.
Though I'm not sure how it works for your future unless you plan on moving into tv, are they gonna be making reaction videos to games in 10 years?
>>25291982
>Danny's 36 years old and it sounds like he did fuck all but sit around smoking weed for the first 30 of those years
Because that's literally what he did. Then got his shit together with music and Shilling youtube video's
I don't know what is is about GameGrumps actually that makes me watch it, it's probably because it's more of a podcast than a lets play kind of show. Two buddies chatting shit whilst playing vidyasomething I'll never have
>>25292038
They are millionaires who can just retire and do the odd job if it ever gets tough
>>25292116
Do they actually earn that much money?
I need a facecam and the latest horror games.
>>25292141
The top ones do, or ones that own/run the syndicates with lots of other youtubers in.
pewdipie is rich as fuck and could just retire
>>25292116
a tiny percentage of them are actually millionaires.
Most have to post 5+ videos a day just to pay the rent
You can have a qt 10/10 perfect gf who loves you unconditionally on the sole condition that you fuck every britfeel poster including poleaboo at least once
What do you do?
>>25292141
Pewdiepie earned 12 million in the last year alone
Reading through my old MSN conversations from 2008 and I simply don't recognise myself. It's as if it's a completely different person.
Completely bizarre - how can my personality have changed so much without me realizing?
>>25292344
Posting too many videos isn't actually good tactically for becoming a Youtube celeb.
>>25292470
Every atom that was in your body in 2008 is gone, you are a completely different person.
>>25292470
It's mind bloggling mate.
I usually look back in my normiebook messages and see how much I've changed now. I used to be a faggot that wrote essays then get a short sentence back.
>>25292470
I wish I could read my old MSN logs but I never saved them because I had a brother who would read them lol
>>25292470
how are you looking at them?
>>25292344
And the plan for those people is to make it big or just keep making those videos. either way it sure beats having to turn up to a shit job everyday.
>>25292479
They probably want a core audience that will give them money on patreon or pay to subscribe on twitch
I'm high as fuck right now
>>25292502
Lel I know young people who still do that, upload pictures and leave comments on topical things they've shared and they never get any likes or comments on any of it.
Makes me wonder why they bother.
>>25292493
Is this meme science or what is the actual substance behind this?
>>25292479
Good for money
DSP used to push like 100 videos a day because he's a money whoring scumbag.
>>25292521
>that one person that's really active on normiebook even though nobody likes or comments on their shit
>>25292527
It's bollocks, otherwise you'd need to get new tattoos every few years.
>>25292479
It's the only way to make more money though unless you're the top 1% of youtubers.
Look at what DSP does, he posts 10+ videos a day because it's the only way he can make enough money to pay the rent by double dipping his viewers
>>25292448
>who loves you unconditionally on the sole condition
You wot mate
>>25292515
there was an option to archive conversations
never thought much of it but I'm glad I did
>>25292560
Baffling desu
>>25292527
Most cells in your body and are replaced but at different rates and material passes through your body. But that doesn't mean the atoms are all different
>>25292554
Really?
It gets your vids pushed down the lists though. Say you've got 100 subs and you post 1 vid a week all of those subs watch your vids so it keeps your vids high up the lists and all your subs active. If you've got 100 subs and post 10 vids a day chances are none of them are going to watch all your vids and this tells Youtube you're not that interesting anymore so your vids won't be as promoted as much.
>>25292560
I wish someone could photoshop Wojack onto the people's faces like in this pic
2016 is going to be as shit as every other year.
>>25292637
Obviously. Doesn't stop morons deluding themselves into thinking things will change though
>>25292637
But I might die in 2016
>>25292599
that's only if you care about getting a new audience
100 people watching 1 vid or 50 people watching like a dozen videos.
Its an attempt to monetize a captured audience and may well not work out in the end but if you will lose them anyway you can try and squeeze as much out as you can
>>25292599
That's why DSP never gets on the list. But he has a huge subscriber count, and there's a bunch who watch him purely because they hate him
You're right though. The days of mass uploads are long gone.
>>25292637
I'll drink to that, cuz.
Another year of getting older, another year of my close friends talking about moving into a house with their partners whilst I'm still living at home with no gf browsing 4chan religiously.
Who /worktonight/ here? I start in an hour then get back tomorrow at 9am to celebrate being a birthday boy
>you're a grown up now you're 24
>>25292637
Might be worse
My ESA review is this year, and no doubt I'll fail it and have to end up leaving the house once every 2 weeks to attend job centre
>>25292747
I'm 27 mate, it's already over
>>25292747
25 is grown up
30 is point of no return
Got a while to go yet.
>>25292637
It certainly is mate but at least it is one year closer to death.
>>25292784
>25 is grown up
But I
>am not married
>am still living with parents
>don't own a car
>still play video games and watch cartoons
>wear nappies
When will I become an adult?
>>25292680
I might kill you before NYE anon
>>25292754
What is ESA?
>>25292838
You wear nappies?
what like as a fetish or have you got some bowel problems?
>>25292747
Shit mate how is it? I turned 23 a few months ago and it is fucking rough.Really feels like past the point of anything. Like I had 22 years to build something and I just sat dicking around and now have to live in the nothingness I've created.
I reckon between 26-30 I'll end up killing myself depending on my how much longer my parents plan on living for.
>>25292842
I can't be killed by conventional means
>>25292873
Neither desu, I'm just really lazy. I only use them for pissing mind.
>>25292918
Just piss in bottles like a regular robot senpai that must be uncomfortable
>>25292883
Up until I was 22 I had it pretty good, was doing an internship inbetween my 2nd and 3rd year at uni, did it abroad.
Got into relationship troubles with a gf I met whilst out there and since then it's really gone down hill, depression, anxiety, OCD all that.
Getting discharged from the community mental health team soon, don't know what happens after that, live with parents but get ESA which is enough to cover "rent" and booze.
And no, I am not a normie by any stretch of the imagination, I'd still be a virgin if I hadn't gone to uni.
>>25292932
What bottles do you guys use to piss? Oasis bottles are the only ones I can fit my dick in but their volume isn't enough then. If I try pissing in a 2l coke bottle or what not I end up with half of it on the floor because you need precision aim.
>>25292957
I've been using a gallon jug I got from wilkos mate, it was originally for home brewing but I just started pissing in it. Either that or I angle my cock into lucozade bottles
>>25292784
Am 40 in 2016, state expected behavior pattern
>>25292957
Why can't you go the toilet?
>>25289622
First day of being T-total lads, no booze for me. God I'm bored, what do I do to fill all the extra time?
>>25292991
Ayy lucozade brah
>>25293081
Don't want to wake my parents up.
>>25293058
What's it like being 40?
Do you have any advice for younger anons?
>>25293106
Get triggered by is drunkbots half a bottle of gin and a few pints in me buy now.
>>25293116
>>25292991
Lucozade bottles is a good idea. Thanks.
>>25293116
Still have problems getting my dick in them desu, I have to just jam in my japseye and hope it doesn't spray everywhere
Getting near the edge desu. Always thought about ending it but never even tried it because of fear of cucking it up. Now just want this shit to stop.
>>25293149
God this place is fucking depressing.
>sister came around for Christmas
>got drunk and kept telling everyone about how she tried to kill herself once a few years ago
>then acts like she doesn't want anybody to know and asks us how we all know
>...because you can't stop talking about it
>literally does this every time I see her
And by tried to kill herself she took some random pills then immediately called the ambulance to come pick her up so she was completely fine.
It pisses me off because I legit want to kill myself but would never bang on about it irl to anyone who will listen just for some attention. Anyone know this shit?
>>25293122
I'm not yet 40 but i was a robot at school then somehow turned it into chad status, all went wrong a couple of years ago. Once a robot always a robot it seems.
>>25293189
OC
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
>I'll never find a girl who hasn't already taken metres of cock
>>25293231
So she just wanted a little attention then?your sister sounds like a cunt desu
>>25293149
It pisses me off you can' be euthanised on demand in this country. In Belgium and Netherlands you can get euthanised for depression but nah in this country they want you to sit there and suffer until you throw yourself in front of a train making everyone late for work.
>>25293268
>In Belgium and Netherlands you can get euthanised for depression
Then why not get a flight to Belgium?
>>25293265
>So she just wanted a little attention then?
She literally never stops talking about it for attention any time I see her. Meanwhile I'm sat there like 'yea this is bullshit I do actually want to kill myself and would be to embarrassed to ever let anyone know I thought about it let alone attempted it.'
>>25293189
How is this comment oc??
>>25290539
Hi Jim.
>>25293281
It takes like two years for them to actually agree to it. If it were a case of you could just walk in hospital and go be put down I might do.
They should get some suicide booths like in Futurama.
>>25293268
It's because depression is temporary. You just need the bollocks to stop feeling sorry for yourself and do something with your life.
Also, I'm pretty sure they don't euthanise people because they're depressed. It's only for terminally ill people.
>>25293360
>Also, I'm pretty sure they don't euthanise people because they're depressed. It's only for terminally ill people.
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/right-to-die-belgian-doctors-rule-depressed-24-year-old-woman-has-right-to-end-her-life-10361492.html
>>25291882
Spot on lads. Feels like you are the only bloke here who could feel anyone else than themself.
>>25293360
>You just need the bollocks to stop feeling sorry for yourself and do something with your life.
>jus bee urself :>)
>>25293360
paki mentality that is.
Why the fuck is it so cold?! I'm wrapped in blankets and still fucking freezing.
So what are you all up to tonight?
tfw sitting listening to numetal for some reason
>>25293478
Warm asf here lad, feels like September!
>>25293393
1 person.....
It's not like you can just walk into the clinic, tell them you're depressed and they will kill you..
>>25293410
>>25293422
4 years ago I was a mess. Seriously depressed with major anxiety. I was bad, and I mean bad. One day I decided it was either do something about it or just wither away into nothing.
4 years later and I love my life. I have a good job, I have friends, I get pussy, I go out regularly, I have hobbies and I don't give a fuck about waht people think.
To euthanise someone because they are depressed is the stupidest fucking thing I have ever heard.
I can't give you the answers but I can tell you that you just need to try. I know it's hard but if you don't try then nothing will change.
Nobody is going to just hand you a new life, that's down to you.
Need some fresh garms lads
Where do you shop?
>>25293521
>I have a good job, I have friends, I get pussy, I go out regularly, I have hobbies and I don't give a fuck about waht people think.
How do I make friends? I've got a good job, driving licence and a nice car.
Just cant make any friends
>>25293521
>I was a pathetic man child who cringes at what a piece of shit I was
>Everyone who is depressed is exactly like myself and needs to just TRY FOR ONCE YOU LAZY, SILLY GUYS
Nice one mate. Slay that pussy mate. Top lad.
>>25293521
Maybe for you mate.
I've been depressed for best part of the last 7 years. I did things like getting a good job, getting gf, doing hobbies. I've had spurs of 6 or so months without wanting to kill myself but ultimately I always end up back in the same place. I feel there is no hope left.
>>25293512
In spoons just had a double burger, 2 double vodkas and a 1664, one more then heading home to shitpost myself into oblivion
>>25293521
how old are you?
OC
>>25293563
Oh God are you intentionally trying initiate the trackie brigade vs le dressing like adults men war?
Pls no
>>25293563
Black Jeans and undies from Debenhams, band shirts off the internet
>>25293563
go to sports direct and get some football shirts and trackies. Comfy as fuck and roasties love it
why are british people so autistic?
>>25293564
Just interact with people, if they invite you somewhere, go. Once you've formed a good relationship with someone ask them if they want to do something or go somewhere.
Just got to put yourself out there.
>>25293571
Feeling sorry for yourself won't help you
>>25293601
25
>>25293603
I'd rather do the foreskin thing again
>>25293634
>roasties love it
Sounds like an argument against it desu senpai
>>25293612
Hello mealthough my jeans are dark dark blue
>>25293603
...
>>25293612
>>25293634
H-h-here we go
muh oc
>>25293650
Like how you ignored the guy with some real depression issues kek
>>25293711
>real depression issues
>depression
>real
>>25293711
>>25293583
What can I say to him that he doesn't already know? Maybe he's just wired differently if he always goes back to being depressed.
I'm not a psychologist. I know how utterly shit depression is.
Just go out and do something. Develop your social skills, develop your people skills, make friends. Whatever you do don't stay in the house all day or sleep all day. These are the worst fucking things you can do if you're depressed.
I know someone who hasn't left the house in 6 months. They sleep all day and are awake all night. They're a mess but they refuse to change. So sad.
>another year of being invisible
>literally spoke to no one for 365 days
The only upside is I got my driving license.
>>25293563
go to sports direct and pick yourself up some slazenger garms, top quality clobber m8. comfy as fuck and ideal gear for the tough, hard streets of britland
>>25293826
How'd you get your driving license without speaking to anyone?
My driving instructor never shuts the fuck up.
>>25293847
Obviously I spoke to him.
I meant like, having friends to do shit with
>>25293826
look at the bright side, at least you arent a virgin
>>25293826
Then you're already ahead of me in life
I've done my CBT 6 times now so I've never needed my full license.
>>25293889
CBT is the biggest load of rubbish I've heard.
>>25293865
Oh don't worry mate no one has friend's to do shit with that is for normies.
>>25293804
Fuck you normie scum get out reeeeeee
>>25293148
>muh giant peen
Ok donkeyboy course it is
>>25293919
compulsory basic training
not cognitive behavioural therapy, or cock and ball torture
if that's what you meant then I agree
a day refresher course to prove you still remember the rules of the road
people with licences don't need refresher courses until they turn 70, why am I trusted less than them?
>>25293871
>at least you arent a virgin
I pretty much got raped though. Story time
>Get Tinder
>Get matched with this black girl who's ehh 5/10 average
>Go to her place
>Start making out
>She tells me how many guys she's fucked
>Whoa fuck this shit
>Start getting second thoughts
>She's already making out on top of me and my dick is hard due to her sucking it
>Dick wants to fuck
>Brain is like gtfo there she's probably got an STI
>Try to tell her I don't think I'm ready for this and wiggle about
>She's heavier than me (black ghetto booty and all that) because I'm a skeleton irl
>Tells me it turns her on to take dudes virginity's
>She ends up holding my arms above my head with her arms whilst she rides my slowly shrinking (losing my boner due to not wanting to have sex with her after all) dick
>She asks me why I went soft
>Stay quiet
>She ends up telling me to gtfo
>Leave insanely disappointed
>One part of me feels great because I technically had sex, the other part feels like I got raped because I had second thoughts when she said she had loads of partners
>>25293889
Literally why?
As long as your not a fucking retard you're never going to get caught
>>25293981
Don't make me post a pic desu
>>25293997
You can still get shit like gonorrhea and cold sores from kissing.
Get yourself down to a clinic.
Any one here from Medway
>>25294011
Already saw it carrot kid.
>>25294023
I actually had a stinging dick when I went for to pee a few days after that ordeal, so naturally I freaked out and went to a sex clinic. They gave me some meds for Chlamydia but I tested negatively in the end.
>tfw gf but getting feels for another girl
Anyone else?
>>25293997
The chances of you catching a life threating STD like HIV from a female is very low. You might get a few spots appear on your dick but they go away
>>25293998
I've been riding for 12 years and I've never been pulled over by police
even if I did get caught by ANPR or something, the fine would be cheaper than 12 years of tax, insurance and MOTs
>gaz's mortal season 10 marathon
Literally go fuck yourself you silly backwards geordie prick
Reeeeee
Any of you robots play guitar?
tfw I cut my hair, change my interpals pic and get mad profile views. So it was true, having long hair does dry up the old valley
>>25294133
I played for like 10 years but I'm proper shit lol
What should I have tomorrow on my 2000 calorie cut(which is a 3000 deficit from my current metabolism)?
>Lunch
>3 pcs spicy chicken drumsticks, 3 potato n cheese wedges, 3-4 small falaffels
>Dinner
>chicken again with kidney beans in chili sauce and some white stillton and peaches for desert
or
>Lunch
>3 bird roast from tesco with dem stuffing. Chicken gravy and bread sauce
>Dinner
>same thing
>>25294153
Depends, if you have cool long hair and are /fit/ it's GOAT tier but if you are a skelly or fat with long hair you just look like an autist
>>25294194
Played for 15 and I was good, now gradually getting worse cause of arthritis.
>>25294133
I used to as a kid because my parents made me take lessons, I wrote a girl a song expecting her to like it but all she did was tell everyone and I became a laughing stock, quit ever since
>>25294218
>tfw balding at 24
>>25294205
Stop typing like one of dem retards
And the first option paki boy, make sure its halal though
>>25294055
Fuck off. There aren't enough to go around as it is. You don't get to have two.
>>25294261
I don't want 2. I've been with my current one for 3 years
can't stop watching JAVs
what is wrong with me
>>25294218
Can I be short with long hair?
