I just drank a fifth of vodka
Wat do
Dare you to drive
>>25299146
message some girls on facebook
>>25299156
I ain't had a woman in years, my palms are too hairy to hide
>>25299156
all my life i've been very deprived
i ain't had a woman in years, and my palms are too hairy to hide
>>25299156
No, Stan. Go to bed.
isnt this from the song by the dildo
>>25299146
Is this 80 proof? wouldnt drinking that much literally kill you?
>>25299178
rolling for this
Say something cute for one
And then bash the other
go ahead anon
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>>25299216
100 proof. No, I drank one and a half last week
>>25299216
No dude.
I drink half a bottle of other beverage at 40% and I'm not wasted, just a bit happy and slow.
>>25299234
Forgot pic
Orginal content
>>25299216
The body is capable of developing tolerance to high BACs. Severe alcoholics can reach BACs that would be lethal to your average 24 year old Chad or Stacy
>>25299146
Keep drinking until it's empty.
Then call 911.
>>25299178
I'm going to get a hooker later, stick around
>>25299216
Doubt it'd kill you, but it'd make you pretty damn drunk.
>>25299146
what's a fifth in this context?
>>25299294
well i knew you could develop tolerance to its euphoric effects, but nonetheless the BAC doesnt change, right? I mean drinking regularly doesnt magically give your liver the ability to filter alcohol more quickly, right?
>>25299348
750ml you fucking brit
>>25299358
No, but the body will be able to continue operating at those high BACs.
Source: I work in a hospital dealing with them.
>>25299348
It's a standard unit of measurement for distilled spirits. Google it.
>>25299146
drink the rest faggot it's only half a litre of vodka
>>25299372
How does that even make sense?original desu
Waiting for suggestions
>>25299146
Text you're crush and tell her you want to fuck her. What could possibly go wrong?
>>25299425
750mL is a fifth of a gallon
>>25299425
It's a fifth of an American gallon.
>>25299146
I dare you to drive
>>25299372
>>25299390
Cunts. I'm canadian and the sizes go
200ml - Pony
375ml - Mickey
750ml - two-six
1.14 L - Forty (or forty pounder)
1.77 L - Sixty
3 Litre - Texas Mickey
>>25299507
Fucking Canada.
Fuck you
>>25299507
Yeah well liquor is like 600% more expensive in Canada too.
Canadians always call me a liar when I tell them I can buy 1.75 liters of Vodka for $10.99
what the fuck is a "fifth"
why cant you people just use normal people measurements like millimeters or liters so we know what the fuck you're talking about
jesus christ you sound like a massive negro. enjoy your "fifth" buddy, maybe you want some swisher sweets to go with it?
>>25299541
I know you ain't lying. I'm in BC and the prices of liquor are controlled by the provincial government and I've been to the US so I know how much we're jewed.
A 1.75 Litre would be about $50 here.
>>25299467
What? no it's no-
>>25299477
Oh yeah, i forget that Americans only pretend to use Imperial measurements.
Thanks for explaining it anons, i've always wondered.
>>25299507
200 is a boot mickey
>tfw drove home piss drunk one time from a bar that never carded me at 18 years old
>mfw they would have taken my license away until 21 if they bagged me
>pic related
>>25299507
East-Coast here
200ml WTF is this shit?
375ml Pint
750ml Quart
1.14L 40 Ouncer
1.77L 60 Ouncer
3 Liter Texas Mickey
Are you an Ontariofag?
>>25299547
>millimeters
>of liquid
u wot m8
>>25299654
>375ml Pint
As a Brit I'm offended by this.
>>25299582
>tfw cheapest beer I can find in my area is $2.00 a tallcan or $1.90 if it's on sale
>tfw $16 for a mickey of 80 proof
JUST
>>25299654
i live in ma
200ml half pint
375ml pint
750ml is fifth or quart
1.75L is a handle
those are the only ones i know
>>25299436
dont smoke you stupid pussy
>>25299436
>partaking of the herbal jew
>>25299699
uwotm8
all we use pints for are beer and milk, least patriotic measurement of liquid desu
Put lime in it and get a life. And feet prison wine do diamond dog to see if he gets sick.
>>25299654
>375ml Pint
This nearly as bad as the Dutch with their tiny, foamy beers.
>>25299146
>Wat do
Drink a fuck ton of water and sit in the bath tub.
You're going to pass out, throw up, and piss yourself.
>>25299856
this tbqh kin
>drank 151
>awoke to a piss-filled bed and vomit on the floor in the middle of the rug
>still don't remember puking to this day
>>25299762
A pint is 568ml, serving a pint of beer or selling a pint of milk that is less than this is a crime.
We need to empire again and bring civilisation to you people.
>>25299547
A "fifth" is 750ml. A "handle" is 1,750 ml.
This isn't hard. I knew that terminology by the time I was 13, and neither of my parents drank liquor.
>>25299654
No I live on Vancouver Island, BC.
>>25299712
>cheapest tallboy in my area is $2.50 for piss water
>cheapest mickey is $16 as well
FUCK
In the old country it goes like this:
200ml- a hot cosby
375ml- a scotland narc
750ml shindig at the ritz
1.14L- a boondock milk'n'cookies
1.77L- a dropsey me keyseys
3 Liter- a fancytrap'n'a toot
any more than that- a "hosemedown"
>>25300000
checked m8
srsly
>Be me
>Drink 60 ounce of vodka at sisters graduation party
>Besides falling down a few times dont do anything stupid.
>Have good time
>TFW come from line of alcoholics and can handle my shit.
>>25299654
>>25299721
Liquor store employee here with useless knowledge; 750ml is considered 4/5 of a quart (referred to as a "fifth," shorthand for "four fifths"), while a liter is considered a quart.
>>25299507
wew lad impressive names
>Canadian shitposting has spread to /r9k/
>>25299436
go eat some doritos and have a great night of sleep
>>25299146
i dare you to drive
desu
>>25299178
This and make sure to post results.
>>25300128
It's a fifth of a gallon. There are 3785 ml in a USA Gallon. 750 x 5 = 3750. Pretty fucking close considering they're two different units of measurement. That's why it's called a fifth. Don't know who told you that.
>>25300128
It's called a "fifth" because it's (very nearly) a fifth of a gallon.
>>25299146
fuck some shit up, thats what most people do when they get that drunk.
>>25299789
I'm Dutch and Dutch beer is awful.
>drinking a tiny bit of vodka and two beers used to make me vomit and black out
>now I can do a fifth of whiskey in 2 hours and be fine
>>25300627
What do the dutch put in beer? Tulips? Windmills?
>>25300648
>tfw used to get smashed, fall asleep, wake up and be fine
>tfw now getting drunk means being completely laid up in bed for the entire next day
>>25299979
This is a $2.00 beer where I live. It's better than Molson Canadian or any other pleb shit and cheaper too. Give it a try if you haven't. Mmm I'm craving one right now. Beer store opens tomorrow at 10!
>>25300956
You gotta start drinking every day. You drink every day, you don't get hangovers. Step up your alcoholic game senpai.
>>25301027
This one is also $2.00 and at 5.5% and a 500 ml bottle it has the most bang for your buck but I prefer Dab way more.
I'd rate this beer 5/10, it just tastes like water. I give Dab 7/10.
Thanks for reading my blog post guys upvote and subscribe.
>>25301124
>kurwa beer
no thanks
>>25299156
Damn, this makes me want to download the Eminem discography. I really liked his shit. I still liked one or two of his new songs, but he seems to be getting stale in his old age.
>>25301379
He hasn't made a good albumin over a decade. His good shit was right at the beginning of the 2000s. Once he got fame and fortune to make most of his life's problems go away there wasn't much to rap about
>>25300100
Enjoy your cirrhosis you dumb white trash fuck
>>25301193
Never said it was excellent, it just gets the job done.
