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Only 364 sleeps until Christmas.
>>25260993
>implying any of us can sleep at night
A'ight lads? What ya got planned for boxing day?
>>25261024
Trying to figure out a way to walk at my folks place. My dad's taken my room and I can't lock the door to the utility room where I've been sleeping
Got fuck all for christmas. On the upside got an NHS Mental health appointment mid-january, better than this private bullshit place I was referred to where they can't even legally diagnose me
fuckfuckfuck
>>25261024
Gotta get some stuff ready for my nephew's birthday tomorrow. Otherwise I'm going to play video games
>>25261080
>nephew
C U C K
>>25261024
Go for a walk with the family
Maybe have a cheeky mid-afternoon wank
>>25261024
Shitposting and stressing about my cough which won't fuck off.
>>25261206
Do you even know what that word means, or do you just mindlessly repeat it like a quacking duck?
>>25261024
Thinking about going into the city for some sales or maybe just something to eat or a coffee. Fuck train fees though.
>>25261263
>sister fucking other men
Yeah you're a see you sea kay alright.
On a coach to Glasgow from Manchester right now. 4 hour journey and me phones already on 64%. Fuck this
>>25261385
>Not wanking all day the night before and sleeping on the trip
Sounds like you're retarded mate
>>25261385
>not having a portable charger
I wonder if my counsellor had a nice Christmas.
>>25261024
I'm going picking up 5g of coke then going to a hotel for the night with gf. Still got 3g here bit may not be enough
>>25261385
>not driving
>>25261539
if you can drive there is no reason you should be here
Fox hunting; why does it still exist? It's such an outdated and barbaric practice.
>>25261564
are you joking mate?
how does having a car suddenly get me friends and a gf
I started watching k-on because of the OP image.
>>25261564
>non-driver thinking his opinion matters
Only true robots drive, if you have never taken your car to the Tescos car park at 3am because you can't sleep and just shitposted on 4chan from your iPhone you don't know shit about social anxiety and depression. All robots drive, if you can't you're just a fucking omega wannabe robot.
>>25261616
where do you live that you need to drive to a tesco?
>>25261616
>driver thinking he can post in /britfeel/
Hilarious mate. Why don't you drive off in your shit car to see an escort?
>>25261616
>Driving to tesco
There's one every other mile. Walk you lazy fuck
>>25261627
Big tescos supermarkets, the ones they put away from towns. Not the shitty little ones. There's something about being alone in a 1000 car car park in the middle of the night that really appeals to a robot.
>>25261658
no it doesn't
that sounds stupid as fuck
>>25261645
>>25261647
The point is you drive their in your comfort car and sit in it at 3am. If you can't do that you're not really a robot. Public transport is for fucking normies. Having to make eye contact with the bus driver, having to sit around all the chads and Stacey's.
No public transport user can ever experience true loneliness. How do you guys get your macdonalds? Go in and order? Around all those people?
Bullshit
A true robot goes drive through.
>>25261682
A car gives you access to anything you want. Not being able to transport yourself efficiently is a key aspect of being a robot, with a car you eliminate that.
>>25261682
Mate it's simple, you walk in to wherever the fuck your heading, buy your suit and leave. If you really can't go the walk back without stuffing your fat face then you can eat it on the way
>>25261024
Final day of drugged/drunken delinquency until I need to shape up.
>>25261730
>final day
But new year is coming up senpai
anyone else starting their diet in the new year?
going to get into shape and start lifting
>>25261699
>>25261722
>I'm a robot but I can quite happily queue with normies, get a bus and make small talk, pay by physically putting coins in another humans hands, etc
Chad pls
>>25261751
Starting mine Monday. I've been such a lazy fuck in 2015, it's been my unhealthiest year by far.
>>25261792
>get a bus
WALK YOU LAZY FUCKER
>Small talk
Just place your order. Nothing else needs to be said
>Coins
Plastic nigger
>Spent my night listening to some 6'4 paki fuck my little sister due to the shit, paper hard walls.
>Heard her say she's his 'white little fucktoy'
How was your Christmas lads?
>>25261658
>my opinion is the factual definition of a cultural subgroup of which I am not a part
Nice confidence, I'm sure it comes in handy in work and when you're having sex with your gf.
>>25261868
Cut all ties with her friend, no one should have to associate with sandshits or those that willingly touch the filthy fuckers
>>25261868
Hope you were wanking to it
I think Guy Fieri wants to fuck this Korean guy
>>25261957
Would you lad
>>25262097
I fancy my sister, so yes
>>25261868
Put pork fat in his cheerios
>>25261872
>Says the person who has multiple levels of social contact anytime he travels anywhere.
Enjoy your day-saver ticket Norman
>>25262232
>people who don't drive must use public transport
Only normies would just assume everyone travels, probably stems from going to meet your friends and going to work every day, your world view is skewed to the normal end of the spectrum.
Dude, this is 4chan. Specifically /r9k/ nobody sleeps. Ever.
>>25260993
Thank god. I don't like christmas no more.
>>25261024
Watch Man Utd probably lose against Stoke
Do a workout
cook food
Be lonely
>>25262288
Just woke up to be honest mate
When's an acceptable time for a nap lads? I'm with my normie family and I would rather them not think I'm weirder than they already do for hitting the hay just now
>>25262421
Naps are for children and the elderly. Any time will be socially unacceptable so just do it whenever.
Went on /tv/ after not going on it for ages and you can tell a load of kids go on it.
There was a thread about meeting celebs and someone said he met Chris pratt as a kid and Chris asked for weed and he spat on his face. Obviously the poster was just fucking about and then there was a load of kids replying "WHAT THE HECK MAN YOUR AN ASS"
weird feel desu
>>25262436
Me mam just said she needed a nap, plus I found out my brother was still sleeping.
Were we overthinking it senpai?
>>25262563
Your mum is old. And there's a significant socio-political difference between still being asleep and waking up then going back to sleep.
Don't risk it lad.
This is what happens when you get older frogposters. Same lynx shit, just 2 quid more expensive
>>25261024
>Eat Brazilian BBQ pot noodle
>Watch the soccer
>Have a wank
>>25261024
Get pissed with normie friends, listen to how much more fun and loving their Christmases were, pretend that mine was just as good.
>>25262584
It's too late, I'm already cozy and the heater's on
>>25262637
seriously deactivating Facebook because of this
in love with a girl i've never met lads
>>25262637
I'm with you on that.
Spent most the day looking at peoples fun christmas whilst mine was average. I felt so jealous that everyone was getting loads of presents and my mum & dad are poor so I only got 5 presents.
>>25262711
>complaining about getting 5 presents
You're an adult, be glad you get anything
>>25262726
2 of them were boxers which didn't fit my tree trunk legs so I only got 3 presents.
>Been up since 3am
>Played a few games of HOTS
>Went out with me dad to Argos and Tesco
>Drank 2 cans of redbull
>Played some more HOTS
I'm fuckin' knackered lads, might go to sleep for a bit like.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4QM7FAtKAU
>>25262746
Would really enjoy kissing Ren-chon's feet desu.
Why is hardly anyone here today lads?
>tfw your favourite cam girl isn't on because its christmas time
You have taste receptors in your anus.
>>25262708
Adele's a fat plumper mate, let it go.
>cousin brought her new boyfriend over yesterday
>first thing I said to him was "what did Santa get you for Christmas?"
Kill me now lads.
>>25262864
Because the Brits who post here do really have lives. They just pretend to be robots
Why is boxing day so depressing lads?
>>25262864
I only just got about of bed
And I don't know why
>>25263059
because we're reminded you exist
orate lads anyone else get any pepes for xmas? i got a nice chocolate pepe called fred
>>25263150
fred m8s
>>25260993
Some britfeel autism here. List every city in the UK that you've been to, in chronological order of the year you first visited there.
Oxford (1992)
Southampton(1995)
Coventry (1999)
London (2000)
Birmingham (2003)
Chichester (2005)
Leeds (2006)
Norwich (2007)
Manchester (2008)
Leicester (2010)
Derby (2012)
Edinburgh (2013)
Belfast (2013)
Cambridge (2013)
Guildford (2013)
Liverpool (2013)
Nottingham (2013)
Cardiff (2014)
Peterborough (2015)
>>25263293
Probably the most boring post I've ever seen mate
>tfw visiting parents
>tfw ill now, despite avoiding sickness all year
>tfw drinking isn't enjoyable at all because of this
Having to tackle christmas mostly sober
>>25263293
I don't really leave Shrewsbury desu senpai.
I had no reason to wake up today. Literally nothing to do. I also have to tolerate the numerous family members.
Still woke up though. Sippin' beer right now and thinking about 2016.
>>25261024
Going out to buy a toothbrush and my dad says a local pawn shop has swords in the window so gonna look at those. Not buy any though as I'm virgin enough as it is.
Then I'll probably watch Snowpiercer.
>>25263348
never seen anyone else from shropshire on here senpai
>>25263352
Where are you from matey?
>>25263367
telford lad
>>25261051
Why is your dad in your room?
>>25263293
>Nottingham (2013)
why would you do this to urself
>>25261682
But how do you afford it if you arent a normo?
>>25263389
Not him but I went to see Warhammer World and the Canals.
>>25261868
>6ft 4 paki
Confirmed bait
>>25263377
I'm sorry to hear that lad. Well at-least you've got the town park to hang around in, here there are too many toffs in the town center.
>>25262605
>soccer
Please leave.
>>25263293
Non Brit here. I can't remember the years precisely, but here i go:
>London (around 2005 ?)
>Oxford (around 2005 ?)
>Edimburgh (around 2008 ?)
>Somewhere else in Scotland, maybe (aound 2008 ?)
>Liverpool and the Merseyside (around 2008 ?)
>Manchester (2011 or 2012)
>Canterbury (2013)
>Norwich (2013)
>Cambridge (2013)
>Salisbury (2015)
>Bath (2015)
>York (2015)
>>25261051
wank in bed with ur dad m8
>>25263293
>>25263517
>leaving your house
>ever
normies pls leave
>>25263517
>10 years old
mods please ban this retard
>>25263535
My dear mate, i travel abroad on almost every vacation since i was a kid. Hence why i don't exactly remember precisely which year i've been to which country or place.
>Man United
>LvG
lel
>f5ing her facebook page every 10 minutes to see if she's uploaded her christmas photos yet so you can see if she kissed anyone under the mistletoe
>>25263561
>vacation
GTFO Americunt
oc
Watching avengers 2 lads and it's nearly finished. Do people actually like this shit? It's one of the worst films I've ever seen. Adults that like this crap must be fucking moronic
>>25263700
People only like marvel movies because they are popular.
>>25263720
Well then they're stupid. I can't imagine how you could be involved in the creative process of this film, see it and then think to yourself "I am proud of this."
>>25263700
It';s fucking atrocious isn't it mate, like how did no one stop them making it? Did no one want to stand up to whedon and point out how godawful it was?
Just went through my sister's phone and her bf has a bigger cock than me. I kind of hoped I was paranoid about my size, but this confirms me for a cocklet.
>>25263778
Merry Christmas m80
>>25263700
>>25263766
They looked at the new house they just bought
>>25263746
Its because of the $$$. If I could spend a few days thinking up a mediocre plot for millions then I would happily sell myself out.
>>25263293
Fuck I don't know the years, they all merge into each other. I've been to:
London, Leeds, Edinburgh, Manchester, Liverpool, York, Winchester, Salisbury, Chichester, Worcester, Bath, Lancaster, Oxford, Brighton, Preston, Portsmouth
ANY LEICESTER ROBOTS?
>>25264050
Np pakis here mate sorry.
>>25264050
Just a Nottingham one.
I want a gf from Wovlerhampton. I've fallen in love with their accent.
>>25264199
fucked one after a cambridge formal once, she looked like marilyn monroe in a her evening dress but sounded so dumb when she opened her mouth and tha accent came out
>>25264178
Dream on m8
>>25263385
My folks are splitting up, mum went batshit at him so he took my room so he could have a place to install a new lock
>>25264255
Plus her turkey gave me the shits
>>25264218
>fucked one after a cambridge formal once
What college brother? Tit Hall here
>>25264255
Does anyone know any happily married couple with kids? I've started wondering if it's just a meme because I've never seen it
>>25264378
I was going to say my parents but then I remembered my dad offed himself a few years back so maybe not
>>25264050
From Leicester originally (Wigston) but left as soon as I could: I go back twice a year to confirm I was right to go.
14 years on: I was right.
bought styx on steam, any robots played it? It looks pretty good
>>25264362
johns. what subject? art history here believe it or not (male art historians at johns cant be a huge pool of people to find me from but fuck it)
>>25264428
i know wigston. magna or south?
>>25264450
Magna.
My parents are not also my siblings, so not South.
Where are you from, mate?
Pakis contribute greatly to British culture. They are part of the New Britain, and we could not survive without them.
>>25264483
wigston magna ^_^
>>25264434
Medicine, mate. Been here 5 years - weird that most of the people I matriculated with are long gone.
>>25264378
Nope. I really don't.
I'm sure they do exist, but they're so rare that I don't know why people are still giving up their entire lives for wives and kids.
>>25264523
i miss it in a way. not in others. put on shitloads of weight. was very strressful.
>>25264523
Cantab bros everywhere this afternoon.
Is anyone in this thread NOT a paki?
>>25264483
funny to think of another wigston magna robot. i walk around feeling like im the only one
>>25264677
Yeah, me, I'm black
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IiNNBc557OQ
I PULL UP IN BENTLEY I'M DRINKING STRAIGHT LEAN
>>25264706
Think of me when you go to the dodgy pawn shop opposite where Wilkos was and is a bank (?) now. Or when you go to the pizza place over the road from the William Wygston: I used to work there from 16 to 19
>>25264787
i had a job interview at the bell fountain once. didnt get it.
>>25264787
And if you go to Unique Physique, that used to be my gym. Was offered so many steroids there...
>>25263293
Here's mine
Glasgow (1990)
>>25264835
really? thats cool, fuck wigston is different from how i know it...
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0h5xpkK1MsV
>>25264826
When I was back in June the Bell Fountain had closed and was some different chain pub.
>>25264857
its a two steeples now. its shit.
Wait isn't 2016 a leap year? So it's 365 sleeps innit
>new years next week
>puregym is gonna be invaded by an entire busload of indians, and landwhales
fuck me mate, the whole gym's gonna look like new delhi, and there aren't that many freeweight/good machines as it is on peak hours.
>the smell
>all those fucking pajeets doing 0 plate bench presses for 30 hours and miring his 25% bodyfat gut in the mirror
>pajeets who can't do 40 pullups, hell, more like 1
>literally being 3cm from the mirror doing some obscure 10kg curl, blocking your beautiful view and turning it in to a horror show
The fat chicks are ok, cause they go to those stupid bicycle and treadmill machines in the other room, but holy shit the indian invasion will be brutal
>>25265053
Why would indians show up? I thought new years resolutions was a stupid western idea
>>25265053
>been going to the gym for a few months but not really putting on much mass, still skinny
>new years is here
>people are going to think I'm a 'new year, new me dickhead'
>>25265053
>going to a gym at all
You deserve everything you get tbqh lad
>>25265086
lots of indians as it is, since they're pretty much known for being fat and DYEL(and smelly, and obnoxious, and etc) they'll try to "better themselves" like everyone and go to the gym, just like every fuckin retard who gained 10-15lbs of fat in the holidays.
>tfw was on 2000cal cut with lots of roids and dnp
>way leaner and ripped than ever in the new years
gonna eat pizza in front of these fuckwits when I go to the gym next week
>>25265129
you sound really bitter tbqh
>Only use youtube to watch my youtubefu's videos
>Religiously lurk /britfeel/
>This pops up in my recommendations
For fuck sake, I don't even use chrome. How are google doing this?
>>25265170
nigga when you have to wait for some fuckin pajeet taking 1+ hour in the benchpress area cause he's doing 1 plate maxes and then reads his indian news on his cellphone for the next 15 minutes you are def gona be pissed.
Same for the freeweight rooms, all these fuckin pajeets literally 1 cm from the mirror doing the shittiest and lightest curls known to man, blocking your nice view with something awful.
Chavs, pakis, slavs, niggers, they don't do this shit, only pajeets.
http://youtu.be/SYM-RJwSGQ8
what did you exchange for you presents. Was it enough?
>>25265194
If you watch an embedded youtube then it will still track that. plus since the captcha is google too they know all your posts
>>25265194
the google bot lurks the threads you lurk too and it sees my posts so it showed you that as suggestion
>>25265194
they own youtube
>>25265194
This site uses google analytics and google captcha. Google knows about everything you post on here.
why does AMOLED suck so much lads?
>check AMOLED screens of a bunch of plebs who say they dont have the problems i described
>notice within seconds that they definitely have them
AMOLED screens are unsuitable to consume movies with. they are only a fancy gimmick to view user interfaces with and shit.
>there are dirty pakis and muzzies in this thread who didn't get a christmas yesterday
>>25265245
Damn, would enjoy seeing her take paki cock
>>25265252
you fullstop like i give af nigga
smdh
>brother introduces me to his asian girlfriend
>first thing he says is "Sorry she's Chinese not Japanese" and then laughs with her
>tfw he doesn't even appreciate oriental customs and would just date her just as readily if she were white
>tfw I am actually interested in her background and would love her far more deeply than he does
fucking hate christmas
>>25265533
>tfw I am actually interested in her background and would love her far more deeply than he does
You sound like a fucking fedora man. Please let your post be b8.
>>25265548
>actually want to talk with a person and learn about their culture and upbringing
Fucking shit
>view her as walking fleshlight/trophy
well adjusted individual
>>25265621
You're a pathetic weeb that sexalises her ethnicity.
>>25265621
>learn about their culture and upbringing
That's not what you said.
>>25265621
Fuck off mate. You are projecting your weeboo fantasies onto her.
Stupid fucks like you then complain why you're still virgins.
>tfw mr. shekelstein let me leave two hours early so I was only at work for 7 hours today
Feels good.
>>25265704
Now you can be well rested for tomorrow c uck!
>>25265726
Exactly, and because it's Sunday I don't have to be in until 11!
I become neet again on the 30th anyway because I am temporary.
>tfw you got feels for Christmas
>>25265758
>>25265726
>be unemployed lazy NEET living with parents
>brother is rich successful career owns houses and businesses
>talking to him at Christmas
>starts telling me we're all wageslaves and debtlsaves and the elite keep it this way to stop us from having time to revolt from them
>I thought I only thought these things because I was a lazy NEET
>turns out normies even normies think these things
Help me improve my Christmas spends
who else /leftovers/ here?
Been picking strips of turkey and ham all day tbqh senpais
How normie is center parcs lads? On a scale of 1 to 10.
>>25265621
You're quite pathetic. You should bow other the next time you see her or better yet, ask what is the best method for cooking noodles.
>>25265859
Everyone knows it, but people can't be arsed to do anything about it. If you say things like that you will just get "lol edgy" and a fedora picture, that's how the Jews keep us weak.
8
og comment ere me
>Tfw got really really drunk and sperged out saying loads of embarrassing shit yesterday
Help
>>25265880
Forgot image, original comment
>>25265638
>you're not allowed to have a preference for asian girls
lol ok thanks for the input tumblrina
>>25265891
All this fucking leftover meat and the gym is closed, feeling cheated
>>25265920
whats your gt senpai
lets play some team dubbles together
>>25265920
you can get MC collection cheaper than that
>>25265893
heard it's full of chavs
Guys seriously please tell me you guys sperged out infront of your normie families too?
>>25265859
>I thought I only thought these things because I was a lazy NEET
>turns out normies even normies think these things
Are neets really this manchildish? You need to go out more often and not get your knowledge about normies from 4chan
>>25265989
>going outside
haha what do I look like a normie?
>>25265987
why did you sperg out anon?
>>25265987
How did you sperg out?
>>25265987
How did you sperg?
>>25266011
But then dont think you know shit about normos
>>25266058
>>25266043
>>25266020
Got drunk then made 'racist' jokes to my tumblr tier brother who got offened then called him blue pilled for his muh labour party muh Jeremy Corben muh pro-Islam views he posts about on Facebook all day
>>25265901
That's not true, normies constantly go on about jews
>>25266091
I know French people speak French without going to France m8
>>25264850
You have honestly never left Glasgow?
I know a guy that didn't leave Birmingham until he was 14, but you are just beyond the pale m8
>>25266094
Thats just being a good person.
My brother used to be a bit of lefty, but he then lived in russia for a bit and is about as red pilled as it gets
>>25266119
And with the normies it was as simple as that too right? That's why it turned out that you were wrong...
>>25266094
you did well my friend
mummys mad I ordered pizza
Anyone else here punch themselves when they get annoyed?
That new james bond was proper shit.
>>25266195
Of course she is, the fridge is full of fucking leftovers you mad man.
>Get invited to Christmas dinner party by one of my only mates from school as everyone comes back home from their unis
>Don't want to go but this guy is one of very few people I actually get along with and some of the other guys going weren't too bad from my memory
>bring some beers to seem sociable but smuggle a bottle of Jack Daniels in my bag
>Arrive, bunch of guys I didn't really talk to in school and girls that never cared for me and I never cared for
>Shit's actually a pretty formal dinner
>Get caught by one of the girls pouring JD into a cup
>"Um, everyone, Anon brought whiskey."
>FUCK
>Guy who invited me: "Anon, I hope you plan on sharing that shit."
>Bring it to the table where everyone's having their dinner
>Proceed to get fairly pissed with the guys, to the girls' disgust/annoyance
>We get to talking about vidya, music and some entry level anime. Actually decent blokes
>There's very clearly a gender divide
>Guy: "Hey, Anon, why don't you come along for our New Year's party?"
>Girl takes him aside and I hear her asking why the fuck he'd invite me
So are guys just easier to get along with or did I fuck up somewhere with the girls? Also, what's your poison?
>>25265970
Do you have guardians?
>>25266274
yep
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
>>25266197
Thought I was the only one that done this, used to punch my head when I was younger but now it's mostly my legs I punch in fear of brain damage
>>25266258
>So are guys just easier to get along with or did I fuck up somewhere with the girls?
Yep, girls especially uni girls are shallow sluts
2016 is a leap year. 365 days
>>25266094
haha good lad, wouldn't worry about it. He'll probably change his views too when he grows up a bit. Just wait till he has kids and his daughter is the only white girl in a brown class
god im so bored today, its like a sunday.
and itll probably be the same tomorrow, and Monday.
>>25266314
I punch my face, it makes my jaw hurt but it genuinely calms me down
>>25266258
You're supposed to bring the whiskey out at the end anon when you're chatting to 1 or 2 /TOPLADS/ and try to keep it out of general circulation
>>25266195
I ordered pizza too mate my dad is drunk so didn't' want to get in the kitchen for food. Now I'm in bed eating pizza. Feels good desu.
>>25266258
Unless you got really shitfaced and said something directly to the girls, I think they were just being sluts.
But we don't know how much of an autist you are. So it could just be that.
>got my brother's old iphone for Christmas
This is the first phone I've had in 3 years.
What the fuck do I do with it?
>>25266258
Basically you're so alpha that bitches can't handle you because they know you aren't going to bow down to their pussy. When they see you lathering up their other beta orbiters with whiskey and leading them away from pussy worship they naturally want to defend what is theirs.
You're literally more alpha that chad.
>>25266326
Do they ever leave that mindset?
>>25266471
I got a phone too, but it was an android ;_;
not even like I have a use for it.
just so i don't lose contact with parents when theyre out.
was looking for apps and shit.
I can gps but I don't fucking go anywhere.
radios about all ive used. for 5 minutes, whilst on toilet.
>>25266338
>an extra day of suffering
Kill me now desu
>>25266372
>Just wait till he has kids and his daughter is the only white girl in a brown class
But he doesn't see colour, anon.
>>25266485
>were just being sluts.
Nope
>>25266508
Yeah all I'll need the phone for is phoning parents/family when I'm out or they're out. Nothing that can't be done with a cheapo flip phone but having an Iphone is nice, I guess.
>>25266258
Nah mate you pissed off the girls by not getting sucked into their orbit and also dragging the other guys away from orbital positions thereby denying them being the centre of attention.
Just girls being sluts, don't worry about it.
some anon recommended chocolate covered pretzels when I was going to asda for xmas snacks, thanks anon, eating now.
>>25266574
browsing 4chan on a phone is horrible.
and no doubt the using internet when outside feature is expensive.
I got 5iver credit, it`ll probably last me years.
>>25266415
Yeah I know that feel, kinda scary cause it's one step away from hurting people
At my mum's house.
My brother's here with my nephew and niece.
Under 5s really are hard to keep entertained.
Have managed to escape onto the computer for a bit.
Hopefully when the kids go to bed I can retreat back to my flat with more of my stuff and my dad, and watch movies.
>>25266574
I tell you what tho, not giving my number out to job centre people or shit like that, fuck being annoyed by them.
ive been mobile-less since 2003 I think.
>>25266608
>browsing 4chan on a phone is horrible.
Agreed, the mobile site is rubbish.
>>25266653
>my brother with my nephew and niece
who says this? why is about you?
you should have said "my brother with his son and daughter" you mega sperg
>>25266680
w0t r u on about m8?
So when do we take the Christmas decorations down?
>>25266674
>not using clover
>>25266720
What are they still doing up? Christmas was yesterday mate
>>25266680
>who says this?
literally everyone but you
>>25264050
Reporting in.
Please end my life.
>>25266703
They're not yours, they're his.
Eating some brie cheese, anyone know if you're meant to eat the white stuff. Currently trying to scrape it out and it's a struggle
Who here is autistic but also hates anime?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mpaYTSdmWfY
>>25266724
I detest most mobile sites, since very few are well made.
>>25266825
you can eat it if you like, plenty of people do
>>25266849
Cool just ate it lad, hope I don't die
>>25266608
>browsing 4chan on a phone is horrible
Maybe when you're an old fatass
feel like pulling out me 360 and playing some MW2 to be honest lads
>>25266825
>being this stupid
Of course you don't eat the white stuff, have you not heard the poem?
>brie is nice, it's worth a try, but if you eat the white stuff, you might die.
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oc
>>25266841
>mobile friendly site is worse than using the normal site on a mobile
fucking hell
-Two normies I once knew off of normie book
All you gotta do lads is tilt head slightly and put on an exaggerated smile - that is the way to get gf obviously!!1
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>25266940
what does that even mean? You're not making any sense anon
>>25267057
I wonder how you do it. I wonder how you get a woman interested in you, enough to let you have sex with her.
>>25267057
these two pics are so pleb-normie it hurts
bet they eat out at bella Italia
I'm talking to a cute girl who is really funny and we have a lot in common. The only problem is she listens to Blood on the Dance Floor, Panic at the Disco and shit like that. Should I let it get in the way of us or accept her shit taste
>>25267165
Is she actually from the past, I didn't think anyone still listened to them anymore
>>25267101
You've got the wrong idea about women. You're applying the way men see women to the way women see men.
It's not like that at all. Women aren't interested in the person, only what they offer them. How can she profit from allowing access to her vagina? What can you give her as payment? Be it social status, security, a family, wealth etc. you must have something to offer.
It's not enough that you're a kind person or good looking, the traits you look for in a woman, you must have some form of payment to access her hole.
Women have always been whores like this. It's why prostitution is referred to as the oldest profession.
>>25267165
Accept it and gradually suggest good shit post dickening
>>25267165
name a woman who doesnt have pleb taste
>>25267165
She'll listen to whatever she thinks is cool.
Women do not have an ear for music.
>>25267189
this tbwyh famsham
>dad is drunk and going mental
I feel like I'm posting this every day at this point. Why keep drinking all the time if it just makes you angry and miserable? I don't get it.
>>25267222
Yeah you do post this all the fucking time you boring twat.
>>25267189
This is only half the story though. If you can act like a Chad and give her the tingles she'll fuck you regardless of your worth
>mum wants me to get a haircut because its starting to curl outwards
>refuse because a cute girl said she liked it
Fucking torn on what to do lads
>>25267222
He could say the same thing about you posting here. It's just what he uses to cope with his life, just like we use /r9k/ or /britfeel/.
>>25267165
you probably have shit taste too you just don't know it yet
>>25267252
fuck your mum
>>25267252
>refuse because a cute girl said she liked it
Is she your gf? Are you dating her? Going to go on a date with her? If no to all, then who the fuck cares what she thinks.
>>25267252
cute girl is testing you. cut hair
>>25267222
beat your father with your clenched fists
>>25267280
>>25267291
I kinda like my hair too though, it sort of has a 'i don't care about my life and wish I was dead' look, we aren't dating or anything but I hang out with her.
>>25267260
Me posting here affects literally no one though
>>25267252
Get it cut lad, and go to a decent barber for it. Even if you have no idea what you want they'll make it look alright.
I had thick hair that curled up on itself for the longest time because of the same reason.
It was just a lie, it looks like shit..
Who else /eatingtherestofcelebrations/ here?
>>25267312
>we aren't dating or anything but I hang out with her.
So you orbit her? Great. Fuck sake man.
>>25267332
This tbhq cut it out
>>25267320
You say that but it impacts your life and your family. If you think about it, you know that's true.
>>25267312
Just leave your hair how you like it
I have long hair that girls like abd mum dislikes too, what next anon? Are you going to be a nice guy because mummy says so? Your mothers dating advice will make you die alone
>>25267332
>I orbit her
Other way around desu, she keeps asking to meet up when I'm out but I do enjoy hanging out with her. She's only 16, I'm 19, it'd be weird dating
>>25267312
Its your hair have it how you want it
>>25266944
Do it lad, make those pakis pay.
>>25267368
hahaha holy shit you are in denial
you spend money on her and think that SHE is hanging out with YOU?
fucking delusional
>>25267368
>it's the opposite way around
No it's not lad, you're responding to her beck and call. Plus at 16 she must be thicker than a sack of bricks.
Back off for a bit, stop meeting her for a while and the flow of the relationship will change.
>>25267165
Really cute picture. Would like to see her nosh on a big paki cock
>>25267368
It's not, you are on call for her. I had a friend just like you. Stop being an orbiter.
Bought myself a ps4 with half my own money and half xmas money.
Been spending all day alternating between uncharted collection and bloodbjork and eating roastie potatoes tbqh.
Never been so content in my life.
>>25267410
>you spend money on her
Fucking what where did I say that lad
>>25267439
PAKIS OUT
A
K
I
E
S
O
U
T
Fucking kill yourself sandshit
Ate so much today that I puked on my dick in the shower
>>25267559
>tfw no one to make you puke all over their cock
>>25267507
insha'Allah, brother.
I am just as English as you.
I'm living every day like it's my last
That means my last day is coming soon
And I'll be ready for it when it does
smoke weed everyday lads
popping to the paki shops. Hope it's open and not some holiday bullshit.
>>25267699
Today is a regular saturday
Vote lads http://strawpoll.me/6225816/
How many feelers do you think we've lost to suicide so far over Christmas? The thread is very quiet.
anyone see boxing day sale pics?
its like spot the white face.
http://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/uknews/bargain-hunters-kick-off-%c2%a33bn-boxing-day-sales-frenzy/ar-BBnVNWU?li=AA59G2&ocid=iehp
>>25267814
black boxing day indeed
going for a nap to forget I exist for a bit.
>>25266258
The formal party was more than likely the girl's idea.
>>25267021
Hey Hiroshima, I'll disable my adblocker as soon as you disable the captcha
>tfw frequent chest and stomach pains
>tfw you realise you will never recover and become normal
>tfw you're slowly killing yourself and can't stop
I don't really like this time of year tbqh familia~
Didn't want these feels either
>>25267898
>girls turn 19 and take a few phd chad dicks and think they are totally serious adults who only do totally serious adult things
sounds about right
>>25267933
hopefully you're going to have a heart attack and stop bothering the rest of us
seriously we don't want you posting here
>>25267933
is there nothing you can do to speed your death up?
>>25267464
Get Yakuza 0 when it's out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QirwHAliyJU
>>25260993
Official /britfeel/ theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JidJV1ue1lI
>>25267912
It's only a temporary measure, don't worry.
Taking a day off drinking, kept vomiting up bile. I'll start again tomorrow.
>>25267933
Tilde ignore the bullies i like you!
>>25268004
Yesterdays hangover coming up, still not drunk for today
>>25267627
So you're not English then?
Yer speaking to a scotsman lad
Why are there so many normies posting here?
Associating with family, friends, going to parties, drinking alcohol, celebrating the birth of christ or the new year?
Why do you come here to brag about this stuff?
>>25267979
I already play all the yakuza games bamily.
>>25267246
Consider what a "Chad" is (a socially successful male) and you'll understand their appeal to women.
>>25268094
Because just once I want to pretend to be happy on a chinese cartoon music board
>oh, your uncle andrew plays minecraft james, why don't you show him your present?
>have to then explain that I play with the technic mod pack which is a substantial departure from the traditional view of minecraft
>I'm then forced to show my nephew my server and watch as he destroys a carefully built redstone circuit
>now sitting here trying to fix it while they're all upstairs
never have children
and never bring them to your parents house on boxing day
nev
>>25268098
Noice, enjoying 5?
>>25268177
translators note: kyoudai means mighty
>>25268177
haven't played 5 yet because my ps3 is broken. Typical that it breaks a few months before it finally comes out.
Ill just have to eventually buy another ps3 or skip it seeing as 0 is soon enough.
>>25268094
it's cathartic
things could always be worse bruv, even for robots
just be glad you're not one of them indian kids in poverty cleaning the DESIGNATED streets for a living
>>25268161
>Not keeping server backups
You deserve it lad
>>25268204
I hope 5 comes on PS Now.
Already have the Japanese copy of 5, but still brought it for ps3.
just ordered some dumbbells off amazon, alpha status here I come
>>25267222
>Why keep drinking all the time if it just makes you angry and miserable?
Because of you...
>>25268241
>resetting a day's work when it takes about an hour to fix
You're a fucking idiot. Never talk about minecraft or reply to me again.
>>25267222
It's the only way he can cope with such a disappointing son.
Reminder: all day marathon on Food network of Diners, Drive-ins and dives
Comfiest show on tv
(You)
uktfutfk
>>25267484
its kinda implied by the fact she's 16 so wont have any money
This girl hasnt replied for an hour and i feel like she hates me now, how do I stop living like this. I know she doesnt hate me but for some reason I cant get over this feeling
>>25267312
>it sort of has a 'i don't care about my life and wish I was dead' look
fucking edgy man.
>>25268278
>Not backing up every 6 hours max
>Equating minecraft to work
Found the worth guess need who doesn't know shit about server administration
>>25267769
Fucking hell what a great year for memes
>>25268302
>Comfiest show on tv
THEMS FIGHTING WORDS
>>25268331
>backing up so regularly that you backup vandalism
>can't even construct a post in English
>>25268302
thats the worst show in the world.
DUDE I WEAR SUNGLASSES BACKWARDS AND ALL MY RESTAURANTS HAVE TERRIBLE REVIEWS, LOOK AT THIS FUCKING BURGER WITH 6 DIFFERENT KINDS OF MEAT IN IT LMAO!
>>25268319
Talk to more girls lad, you'll realise how similar they are and you'll care less as a result
>>25268341
I stand by it
Guy fieri is like a big huggable child and yet he is a fully grown man, and all the food looks so tasty
>>25268319
You are one of about 30 people she is currently "talking" to.
>>25268278
Fucking hell... and I though kid minecraft players were autistic...
>>25268319
She doesn't hate you, she's just busy getting plowed.
>tfw spent 30bong on eliquid
>tfw thinking of getting a kangertech tank, even though I have a Atlantis and nautilus
Who /mouthfedora/ here?
Should I get one of those subtanks even though I have a subohm tank already? I want to try out the RDA.
>>25268409
subtanks are shitty mate, get a billow
>>25268366
I wish but she's literally the only girl I can speak to without getting bored after 20 minutes
>>25268385
>>25268407
probably but that's every girl, just got to find one that somehow thinks I'm better than all her other orbiters
>girlfriend doesn't like it when I put my hands around her neck
How can I get her more comfortable with being choked?
need 50bongers to make it to next payday on friday.
Is having to pay back 70 over a month a good rate?
>>25268476
sounds like a shit tier girlfriend
>>25268435
>She's a special snowflake
Again, talk to more girls
>>25268244
very nice lad
>>25268497
sounds jealous and bitter mate, want to talk about it?
>>25268551
does jealous of her count friendo?
>>25268488
Payday loans are insane. Just bite the bullet and live off beans on toast for a week, all you'll do is extend the amount of time you run out of money next month.
>>25268624
i just did it. To be honest i only need 2 but the minimum amount to borrow is 50. So ill spend 20, give them 30 and give them a tenner back a week for a month.
It's not great but what can you do, my bank doesnt even give me overdrafts.
>>25268652
If you are in work they will probably give you some kind of overdraft
I'm really blitzing through the stella tonight lads. anyone else boxing day boozing?
>family is going through so much shit right now
>don't want to do anything about what I think to be depression because it'll only upset them
What do? Should I just leave it untreated until it becomes obvious?
>>25268880
i swear every family pretends to go through shit, how serious is it m7, the family shit and ur depression
>>25268811
I've had a few bucks fizz, and when my mum's friend has left and I can get to the fridge I'm going to move on to peach schnapps & lemonade
someone wanna talk on skype?
im bored and lonely
>>25268880
They have no reason to know abut you getting treated, just make sure to ask the mental health people to not send you fucking letters (they may still do even if you insist, juts open mail alone)
Treatment sort of sucks on the nhs research everything on your own before you take it, GPs are retards who don't know shit
I know this assumes you can call people on your own, if you can't I understand. your area may have an online system but you will have to speak to someone at the phone at some point.
>>25268979
>>25268979
Both of those are pretty grim desu.
My mum got bucksfizz for christmas but I would much rather just had champagne
>>25268995
sure what's your info
how do I meet girls into memes
>>25268964
The family shit isn't like life-or-death Eastenders-tier serious but my brother and my mum especially just aren't doing all that well and I don't want to make things worse for them. They're a great family so the typical "just ignore them" edgy /r9k/ post doesn't apply to me.
As for depression, like I said I don't know anything yet. I've just been feeling more and more down and even Christmas wasn't enough to stop me from going to bed worried about the future. The thing is I can still function and I'm still doing well in university so it's not serious enough to demand immediate attention.
>>25269000
Finding someone to talk to. I still live with my family due to going to the same uni as the town I live in, and I rarely go out so something like that would cause suspicion. It's just incredibly difficult.
What is nice are those trips.
>>25269038
/cg/ , tumblr, /soc/ , the list goes on
>>25269038
apperently this girl is a memebitch
>>25269037
i'll tell you in this chess game chatroom rather then post it on 4chan
http://lichess.org/zu1ccFfn
>>25269059
Oh lol I was talking to her originally but shes 13 lad, so I stopped
>>25269058
/cgl/ *********** qwertyuiopp[
Should I buy this
>>25269064
nothing is happening there and chat messages aren't working
>>25269037
lol someone else joined i'm pretty sure
try this one
http://lichess.org/wVbjsyj7
>>25269050
to help with your depression i suggest maybe getting a pet if you can, going outside more and exercise.
do something that you've always wanted to do (within reason)
>>25269064
>says he will tell his name
>doesnt tell his name and wnats the other person to tell his first
>>25269050
You could just say you have got a uni thing on anon
How are you depressed from what you describe its just a bit of teenage angst.
>>25269151
well yeah you could be some prick that just posts it in the thread
>>25269128
yeah fuck off you retard
say you're giving me your skype and then demand mine
>>25269162
You paranoia is too big mate. Who cares if your shitty skype name is posted here?
>>25269123
i dont think this is going to work anon
i'm gonna go on text omegle and use the tag britfeel as well as my other normal ones so trying using that too if you want
>>25269139
Nigga we own two dogs and to be honest they're only making shit worse. I'm the only one willing to take them on walks and my mum's done fuckall to train one which makes said walks much harder.
>>25269161
Yeah I might do that.
And I never said I had it, I just want to talk to someone professional. It just doesn't seem normal compared to what I see from my other 'angsty' teens (I'm 20 by the way)
>>25269179
not really you seem like a boring cunt
>>25269183
>It just doesn't seem normal compared to what I see from my other 'angsty' teens (I'm 20 by the way)
this is what all normies say, just go
>>25267898
It was the girlfriend of one of the guys, yeah
>>25269186
sorry im not a memer like you pal
>>25269201
Will do. Thanks, anon.
>>25269218
By go I meant get out reeee, fyi
>>25269230
Yeah I understand.
>friends with a chad who is probably gonna fuck the qt i'm into
>can't hate him because he's actually a nice guy
Fuck this cuck life tbqph. I just want to be a normie ;_;
>met up with girl from /britfeel/
>she's ok, 7/10 gave good head but not really my type
>won't stop texting me
wew how do I get rid of this clingy bitch?
>randomly get extremely mad throughout the day
>Hard to surpress, even when i try really hard to distract myself
>sometimes ends in a psychotic ramble on 4chan talking absolute insane shit, in my 8 years i have literally never seen anyone post more insane shit than what i end up posting
how is this mental illness called lads?
>>25269315
>she
k e k
>>25269315
You deserve each other you degenerate normie fuck
>>25269315
let her suck your dick again, but don't wash it/pull foreskin back for 2 weeks or so so that it is full of smegma.
>>25269368
>foreskin
got rid of that penis fedora long ago
>>25269343
I get that too, I probably don't post so much shit on 4chan but i probably end up destroying something. just random flares of anger
>>25269397
how can you be confident about it
i got circumcised too and have extreme insecurity due to it. i just feel fucking inferior and feel what has been done to me is extremely fucking unjust. i get mad about this shit nearly on a daily. circumcision gave me PTSD. is it really just shitty brain genetics that I'm prone to get mad about stuff like that? i dont get how some people can just not care about it at all. Especially when you live in a region where uncut is the norm.
>>25269437
he is just trolling you. and you need a bf to love you unconditionally and worship your dick
>>25269086
Give me her skype/kik pls.
>>25268161
>playing minecraft at all
Shut the fuck you you worthless manchild. You are no different than those kids you aspie fuck.
>>25269570
I wonder if BLOX will ever make a comeback
>>25268161
>"I play with a superior mod pack"
Amazing, you can't make this shit up.
>>25269606
what the fuck is blox
Whats everyone doing? I'm personally getting hammered and writing a poem to go with a present.
>tfw all the good whisky is gone and im stuck with the shit beer
>That feel when not supiror brit.
can you help a dane?
>>25268161
>Minecraft
/r9k/ is for robots not man children normies.
>>25269697
nope
r9k is for memes
>>25269664
What is good whisky to you?
I drink laphroaig I got a bottle for christmas so I'm well happy
>>25269696
No, it is a garbage language for garbage people
>>25268652
>being this poor
What the fuck do you do for a living? Collect pennies from the street?
>>25269664
I'm playing Yoshi: Wooly World with my cousin. She's not very good but she's only little.
>>25269696
Yes you are our historic friends. you and the Portuguese can stay
>>25269714
Recent whisky we have had in the house include
>Cragganmore 12 (which was the last bottle to go)
>Chivas Regal 18
>Jura 12
And I have a measure of Glenfiddich 18 on my desk, but I'm waiting for a special occassion to open it (it was given as a present by my Aunt for my 18th birthday - which was over a year and a half ago).
>>25269459
>and you need a bf
really? Why wouldn't a gf do it?
I come here, attacking no one asking for help about a serious problem and you faggots have nothing better to do than give me fucking aggressive troll responses like that. and then you whine when your threads get shit up and it gets uncomfy and the mood gets ruined.
>>25269794
Dude stop killing the mood
>>25269284
>because he's actually a nice guy
so whats that tell you? you should try and be a nice guy too
>>25269794
Where do you come from mate? What brought you here? Do you think you'll stick around?
Sorry for him, we get a lot of pretend homosexuals hanging around here.
Cold is God's way of telling us to burn more CatholicsI'm glad this isn't an original comment
>>25269810
If you are 6'2 and look like a model and captain of rugby team you can be as nice as you want and girls will still love you
>>25269810
He's a nice guy to me. Dude acts like an asshole to them. I generally act like an asshole also. It's just he has amazing facial aesthetics
>>25269852
>he has amazing facial aesthetics
sounds like the one cucking you is the girl
>>25269852
Classic case of failed normie.
>>25269878
>tfw getting drunk and telling all your uni mates how awesome this one guys facial bone structure is
>>25269926
we all know which bone you're interested in
>>25269809
lel very funny faggot. I'd seriously like to understand what the fuck is wrong with faggots like you that you randomly attack other people like that for no fucking reason whatsoever. i hope you get fucking robbed and your family shot.
>>25269823
>Sorry for him, we get a lot of pretend homosexuals hanging around here.
what the fuck has that to do with any fucking thing? he was implying that I'm a goddamn fucking homosexual by telling me that i need a bf. and I'm very sure that neither a boyfriend nor a girlfriend fixes serious mental problems like PTSD. do you think I'm just fucking shitposting? I actually got diagnosed with this shit. I've been to specialists with this shit, I even found out who the fuck exactly circumcised me to confront the dude (too bad he's dead now). your THAT FEEL WHEN NO GF whiney bullshit doesn't apply in this case. people who think a gf would fix their probelms don't have real problems in the first place.
>>25269936
>I-I'm not gay I-I just like his c-cheek bones, yeah
I don't think they bought desu
>>25269949
>I looked it up on google and convinced myself I had it
>I got 5 out of 7 of the DSM symptoms!
yeah ok
sign yourself up for CBT on the NHS and get a diazepam perscription
>>25269980
When you get CBT you have to still go to your GP to get prescriptions.
>>25269949
he was implying he should be your boyfriend
>>25269696
There are some good Danes
>Sandi Toksvig
>Viggo Mortensen
>Leaether Strip
Just follow their leads.
Jesus fuck what a shit thread today.
>>25268652
>paying 20 to borrow 20 for a month
>literally 100% MONTHLY interest
>asks if this is a good deal
you're probably meant to be poor desu - maybe you should go get a car title loan and use the proceeds to rent a flat screen tv weekly.
>>25269995
This, I'm lonely
>>25269998
>Sandi Toksvig
>good
Mate are you fucking serious? Did you seriously just post that shit?
>>25269980
not sure if you're mentally retarded but i have clearly said in my post that i got diagnosed by a specialist. i didn't diagnose myself.
and if you actually fucking think that a diagnosis from a specialist is that much more worth than a self diagnosis after doing plenty of research then you're a fucking pleb who is either too dumb to do proper self diagnosis or just naive as fuck. you know, specialists are just human beings too. they looked all of that shit up in books, on google and whatnot too and studied it and they use that knowledge to diagnose you. you could literally do the same with yourself.
>>25269995
how the fuck was he implying that? he wasn't at all.
>>25270012
>yfw she's taking over QI from Fry
>>25270012
She's really funny and smart, what's wrong with her?
>>25270028
>nhs
>specialist
top joke man, they just agree with your self diagnosis
>>25270028
>I became a specialist by using wikipedia
lmao
>>25270028
Why do you allow yourself to get so mad on 4chan of all places?
Why are you guys arguing on this thread and not watching big fat quiz of the year
It has Lord Richard Ayoade
>act gay around women so they can't reject me
Ha, take that stacey
>>25270094
>remindin me halfway through
might as well not desu
>>25270073
where the fuck did I even mention NHS?
>>25270081
where the fuck have i said that your research should be limited to wikipedia?
>>25270091
do you think getting mad in public, possibly causing damage to other people or putting yourself in danger would be a better idea?
>>25270028
are you the angryanon from the other day? If so please get a trip so I can filter you
>>25270094
>he still watches telly.
>>25269998
Not him but Sandi is the only woman comedian I've ever found entertaining, and a lot of that just comes from wit rather than pure humour. A lot better than the DUDE PERIODS LMAO of the rest.
>>25270121
>I'll swear a lot
>that will make me look cool and impress my internet friends
I'm guessing one direction broke up or something
>getting this butthurt over my little homo joke
>>25270121
just don't get mad normie
>>25270136
>hur dur I'm quoting things anon has neither said nor implied nor done, that will make me look retarded
we should form a britfeel boyband tbqh
who're the members? Got to have poleaboo
>>25270195
Pretty sure that's it
>>25270094
BECAUSE IT'S NORMIE AS FUCK
REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>25270210
why not? I came here to be hostile and get mad.
>>25270094
>>25270120
This. Also Channel 4 want too much information in exchange for watching online.
>>25270067
>funny
I must have missed that episode. I don't think she has ever made me laugh.
>>25270125
>he watches anime
>original cocmememnt
what's the difference between having your eyes shut and staring into darkness?
lmfao Jon snow dancing to hotline bling
>>25270255
I assume you're talking about QI, I don't watch TV so I can't comment on that, but she's funny on Radio 4 in The News Quiz and she's always one of the best contestants when she's on Just a Minute and I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue, and her Desert Island Discs from a few weeks ago was good too.
This guy who clearly has impeccable taste >>25270135 makes it sound like she doesn't somehow get worse on TV.
Got a Samsung galaxy tablet for kurismassu, the one with the 2560 x 1600 screen
Basically just the ultimate porn tool lads, incredible
>>25270241
its killing the vibe
arsenal got rekt, big up saints
>>25270218
Poleaboo as Mugi, Tilde as Mio , FAST guy as Yui, PAKIS OUT as Ritsu, Diabetes anon as Azusa.
>>25270427
>just woke up
>4-0 Soton
Fucking hell why did I have to sleep through that. MoTD is going to be good tonight.
>>25270390
then stop fucking bullying me faggots. or i will not only proceed with this shit, but also lure faggots from other nations into /britfeel/ to further shit up the threads and then those threads will neither be about feels anymore, nor about fucking britland.
>>25270356
>Desert Island Discs from a few weeks ago was good too.
Has she been on that multiple times, i swear I've heard her on dids before
>>25270320
EBIN TO THE MAX xD
SHIT JUST GOT REEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL FOR FUCKS SAKE STOP BULLYING THAT FAGGOT, YOU ARE THE FAGGOTS WHO RUIN THE MOOD BY DOING SO
>>25270446
Poleaboo is a paki mate. How can you have pakis out and him the same band?
>>25270470
I can only find the one mentioned on the bbc and itunes sites, but it was actually 29 Nov 2015 and not "a few weeks ago" as I originally thought
>dad gets gets bottles instead of cans in blatant attempt to reduce my drinking
>just take 2 bottles at a time
>>25270446
I want to marry diabetes Anon
>Friend/former fuckbuddy who moved away for uni
>Back for christmas
>"Hey wanna hang tomorrow"
>"Will be out of town for boyfriend's birthday"
Fug. The realisation that FIVE former fuck buddies are in relationships now, when all them were suitable gf material. Moments like this make me feel I've really fucked myself.
>>25270446
Aren't fast guy and diabetus guy are the same person?
>>25270589
>former fuck buddies
who exactly do you think you are blogposting to you twat?
>>25270589
fuck off cunt twat bellend nob
>>25270589
>fuckbuddy
GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
GET OUT YOUR GOD DAMN NORMALFAG
>>25270600
they claim not to be
>>25270616
>>25270628
Androids are welcome on /r9k/
>>25270676
non-virgins are not welcome in britfeel
i've ordered a pair of these shoes lads, are they /britfeel/ approved?
>>25270684
yes they are m80
>>25270676
You have been misinformed
>>25270536
The idea of having some blonde blue eyed Finn as Poleaboo tickled my empty soul.
That plus PAKIS OUT matching with Ritsu was enough for me to overlook that little incompatibility.
>>25270600
No idea, however Diabetes and Azusa both spend their entire lives complaining so it fits too good for me to change.
>>25270720
depends on what you wear them with desu
>>25270720
white sole bits are normie as fuck manIf you are a qt you can pull them off
just woke up from my nap, that wasn't really a nap because i wasnt really asleep.
its nearly 10pm on a Saturday night.
doesn't really feel like it desu.
>>25270731
Just thought I would let you know that Azusa is my waifu and what you have posted here is very hurtful to me.
>netflix and chill is gonna be on big fat quiz
fucking kill me
>>25261024
>>25261454
Coke fag from ealier.
In a hotel with free reign to take pictures I shouldn't share.
>>25270855
Is ur gf fat mate?
>>25270899
>gf
It's an escort mate.
>>25270899
Still has the fucking tag on it
You've got to be a sorry motherfucker to have an imaginary fat girlfriend
>>25270855
>hey can I just get your underwear so I can hang it over the tv to take a picture to try and show off to people on the internet
Thinking about shagging an escort.
There is a 'massage parlour' closeby and whilst you can see the girls bodies (which are quite nice) you can't see their faces.
Anyone fucked a whore before?
>>25270972
mate....that's not a price tag...
>crashingthisplane.jpg
>postingfromphone.jpg
NO SURVIVING
>>25271007
>Anyone fucked a whore before?
yeah you're dad KEK
>>25271007
I haven't, but one of my mates from uni used to regularly through adultwork and I've been thinking about doing the same to end my 8 year dry spell. I'd be too worried about the place being raided or a trap to go to a parlour.
>>25271085
my dad died 6 month ago
just made us a new thread to use tonight lads
>>25271202
>>25271202
>>25271202
>>25271097
What happens if you cum too quick? Like, I don't wanna be paying 100 quid for an hour if I only last 15 minutes.
>>25271122
How do you think he died? He got aids after that anon fucked him. Sorry for your loss.
>>25271227
>What happens if you cum too quick?
Nothing, they won't give you a refund. You're free to get hard again if you want but don't expect them to give you money back as they discuss time before the meet.
Think the girl I really liked blocked me for no apparent reason. Tempted to kill myself desu
>>25271279
>Talking to girls
Your brought this upon yourself
