No fembot feels to be found, I'll start
>excited to go out with friends because of my new jeans
>no guys even notice me
>creeps stared at my ass
why can't I just find a nice bf
>>25189164
the 300th post of this thread will be doubles
>>25189201
hopefully it will also include a train pic
>>25189164
>>no guys even notice me
>>creeps stared at my ass
they are obviously taking notice to your ass
>>25189164
SHUT UP GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE YOU STUPID FUCKING CUNT FUCKK. WHY DO YOU DO THIS..
why do you people do this? What did I ever do to you that you think it's alright to come here and post this bullshit
>>25189201
tHIS post will be dubs
>>25189294
chill out, this is just a thinly veiled attempt to summon me for a train thread, and it has succeeded
>>25189329
well im gonna post kstew then
>>25189382
incoming kstew
>>25189393
another kstew flying at ya
Who here feel up fems?
Oh, another shitposting thread, cleverly disguised as an imaginary creature thread. Good job roastie, you've managed to do one thing right.
Question robots, who is a better rapper, Nas or Tupac?
>>25189404
kstews comin' everywhere
>>25189416
Mike Tyson.
>>25189422
she's not the only one comin everywhere
>tfw no kstew gf
>>25189422
the kstews are scaring me now
>>25189416
Hopsin
So, anyone up for a women hate thread?
>>25189442
JK JK KSTEWS WOULD NEVER SCARE ME I LOVE HER
REMINDER THAT THIS IS OBVIOUS BAIT
REMINDER THAT THERE ARE ROASTIES WHO ACTUALLY THINK LIKE THIS
REMINDER THAT "sage" GOES IN THE OPTIONS FIELD
REMINDER TO NEVER PUT BLEEDING, SWEATING, PISSING, DISCHARGING, CUM-FILLED PUSSY ON THE PEDESTAL
REMINDER TO HARASS ALL "FEMBOTS" WHO AREN'T OBVIOUSLY TROLLS
REMINDER THAT "FEMBOT" FEELS THREADS ARE THE EQUIVALENT TO BLACK SAFE SPACE THREADS ON STORMFRONT
SAY IT WITH ME BOYS!
SHOO SHOO ROAST BEEF!
Why isn't mystery.jpg bitch in here yet? I thought she'd be the first to reply.
KSTEW FLYING IN. LOOKS LIKE ITS GONNA BE A CRASH LANDING LADS
>>25189447
ya got it, son.
>>25189485
O GOD SHES LICKING HER LIPS NOW
Are you seriously incapable of thinking up something original to shitpost with? Kill yourself, tripshit.
Its 2015, why aren't you a misandrist yet?
>>25189485
EMU >>>>> KStew
>>25189532
If you ride the BART, you'll have to fart.
>>25189433
His show is pretty hilarious.
>>25189443
Decent taste fampai.
>>25189550
well, you'll smell farts and worse for sure
the new rolling stock should improve things somewhat though
>>25189485
She's definitely overcompensating for her twilight role right there.
"So believe it or not i'm single been single for more than 7 months never been on a real date nor a real relationship that lasted more than a month. i'm 18 since December 6th, i am a perfect girlfriend but no guy is really wanting a relationship these days only want sex.
a little about me:
-favorite color is blue
-love to cook,clean
-love horror movies
-i'm a nympho
-have 5 piercings
-i'm a sweetheart,funny
-i do have trust issues
what i am looking for in a guy is someone who
-is sweet
-18-25
-funny,respectful
-****optional*** has piercings,county,tattoos
-not a fuck boy
-white sorry
-cute please
if you think you would love to have a girl who is sweet,funny,and loyal and that loves to cook then message me :) but you must include a picture of you please please please"
Its weird that so many people end up alone. Realistically if everyone put the effort in to find partners, men and women, there would be so many date able people that only a small minority would be excluded. Problem being women are always trying for 7-10's. Most robots could settle for a fembot if she was willing, but that doesnt go both ways usually. Fembots have it rough im sure, but its usually just because of high standards.
>date a loser and reap the benefits. eat his food, live in his house, steal his body heat at night, make a baby as a fun project, all standard procedure. Best part is you can remodel them as you please over time. Its like "this old house" but better
"Hi
I'm a 21 year old female that loves to play video games.
I am looking for some one to play games with and have some fun sex to once we know each other. I hope to be able to get to know you well enough that we can eat each other out while playing video games.
Or I am also looking for a guy that just wants to knock up a girl.
:)
Must be 21-29 and must be clean no sexual diseases."
>>25189410
I never miss an opportunity to hug every female I work with
>the thirst is real
>>25189845
>have 5 piercings
I stopped reading after this
>i am a perfect girlfriend
yeah right
>>>25176405
there is still a fembots thread active though
>>25190420
slowest feels thread ever
>>25191272
Women don't have feelings
I bought some new jeans two weeks ago to get a guys attention. They were all but too small, so I decided I would eat healthier and cut out soda to lose weight. Nothing has changed. ;_;
Fembots, what do kisses feel like.
I recently had a dream where I kissed a very cute girl, and I woke up with butterflies in my stomach.
How do I find a girl that wants to kiss me?
>>25191561
Kisses are weird. You're sticking your tongue in somebody's face. It feels very warm and nice though.
>How do I find a girl that wants to kiss me?
Justkeep positive and keep out for someone who you're compatible with
NO
FEMBOT
GF
I
WISH
TO
DIE
>first dildo ever comes in the mail
>vagoo tight enough that i can't even get the tip in
>mfw i spent $50 on something i can't use
I'm pissed, and a little bit concerned. But mostly pissed.
>>25192217
Open your ass and your heart and mind will follow1
>>25191561
it feels like a knife driving through your neck you fucking beta spastic
>>25189164
Fembots don't exist. You're delusional and attention seeking.
>>25192217
Wtf, literally no one buys dildos, you should have bought a simple vibrator.
>>25189164
>tfw didnt vaccination as a teenager.
>lost vitginity 6 years ago
>go for a PAP smear because mom I need too.
>diagnosed with HPV, genital warts.
>doc had to freeze one off in the clinic.
>told I'm now at high risk of developing cervical cancer.
>pic related, my cervix in 10 years.
>>25192310
What if she wants to know what it feels like to get BLACKED?
>Excited about new jeans
CUTE!
>>25189164
>fembots
Good meme
>>25189845
-favorite color is blue
>not black or purple
-white sorry
wew lad
Heheheh. You're more or less my type of girl. ExceptI already have a better gf
>>25192326
haha get fucked roastie serves you right
>>25192326
HPV vaccinations aren't mandatory where you live?
>>25192326
>diagnosed with HPV
>having an STD
THE PACT IS FULFILLED
WOMEN:
>instigate more reciprocal and non-reciprocal violence in hetero relationships
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1854883/
>have an advantage in the legal system
http://papers.ssrn.com/sol3/papers.cfm?abstract_id=2144002
>attracted to males if they have a nice car
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/19302732
>lie about 41% of rape claims
http://sf-criminaldefense.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/KaninFalseRapeAllegations.pdf
>have more sexual partners than males and LIE about this
https://www.amherst.edu/media/view/239672/original/Alexander+%26+Fisher+%282003%29.pdf
>are attracted to males who are already in a relationship
http://www.synergy-pr.com/files/JESP72009%281%29.pdf
>are attracted to dominance during ovulation
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1617143/
>one-in-four have STDs
http://www.nbcnews.com/id/23574940/ns/health-childrens_health/t/teen-girls-has-sexually-transmitted-disease/#.UPOTfGeLgfx
>>25192326
That's awful senpai. What are your options now? Can you get some eggs frozen and then have a hysterectomy or something?
>>25192488
What happened eeyaw? You haven't been posting this since May.
How do women feel after being fugged for the first time? I took my gf's virginity and she seems really clingy now
>>25189477
why would you want that self centered attention whore shitting up this thread? It's been great with he gone.
>>25192570
I've posted it several times off-and-on since then, including within the past week. Lurk moar.
>>25192633
nope. huge gape since may and you only started last week again
https://desustorage.org/_/search/text/http/username/eeyore/
>>25192629
Eh, you definitely remember the person that took your virginity, but there's not really any fondness behind it. I think your gf just feels like it's solidified your relationship or something.
>>25189164
SHOO SHOO ROAST BEEF
GET OUT GET OUT GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD
>>25189164
>dresses like a slut
>goes out with friends (fucking normie stace)
>wants guys to notice her being a slut
>gets attention from people who she's unattractive to so are labeled creeps
>doesn't get attention from chads and says no guy notices me.
FUCK OFF ROASTIEEESSS GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY BOARDD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>25192326
Suck shit you dirty whore. That's what you get. Gods punishment.
>>25189164
>No fembot feels to be found
>on r9 fucking k
Maybe I should ask Stormfront why there aren't any "black guy feels" threads on there?
>>25192742
>>25192713
>>25193121
>>25193243
where are all the other femanons at
>>25189845
> favourite color is blue
> nympho
> 5 piercings
> i'm a sweetheart,funny
Did you also have 50 cocks in you already?
>>25194476
Gonna break the veil for a second. You're a stupid cunt if you decided to flaunt around "i'm a womyn" on 4chan, especially on /r9k/. What else did you expect?
There are tons of femanons on /r9k/ and enough of them probably posted" gtfo beef curtain" simply because flaunting around that you're a femanon is retarded. If you have to, go on /soc/. You can just make a general feels thread if you want to, there's no need to make a "special" one. You just start reinforcing the fact that women need somekind of special treatment from everyone else. Stop making it hard for other femanons.
>>25189164
Fuck, let me start. Nowhere else to post.
>mom installs curlers in my hair
>can only do one side since she was done doing my sisters hair and her arm hurts too much
>have to sleep on one side of head and it hurts like hell
>only sleep 5 hours with the 2 hours spent tossing and turning
>tell her im going to remove the curlers
>she gets offended because it took her 2 hours and she tells me she doesnt want to see me for the rest of the day
>also, shes forcing me to go on a shitty car ride to visit her fucking boring family so i can just sit around like i do here but eat more
im so fucking pissed.
>>25195157
OH NOOO NOT THINGS WITH HAIR OMG NO PLEASE NO
>>25189164
>creeps stared at my ass
>fembotfeels
This better be a good feel
For real though, where's Mystery.jpg at?Is she alright?
>>25192326
roastie got roasted by disease
>>25195157
I don't understand hair curling, straight hair is 9000x better
>>25196376
dead hopefully
>>25196376
Idk. I just want to worship her.
>>25189404
>another kstew flying at ya
>not
>another kstEW flying at yEW
You fucked up kid.
>>25196448
ANOTHER KSTEW FLYING AT YEW
>>25189164
>creeps stared at my ass
What would you classify as a creep? Just guys you personally didn't like or?
>>25196798
Creep = Not Chad
>>25189459
SHOO SHOO ROAST BEEF
Original.comment
Girls, who do you define as creeps?
>>25197060
everyone except chads
>tfw cute guy you like asks you out on a date
>>25197109
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0zpVJD1q4El
>>25197109
is that good to you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11_h2WHkswo
>>25195157
>installs curlers
You place/set/use/apply curlers.
>INSTALLS curlers
BEEP BOOP ROAST-BOT
>tfw clingy yandere internet fembot gf
do any femanons play any instruments
>tfw no violin gf
>>25192416
Serves her right for what? Having sex?
>>25197392
She had unprotected sex as a teenager that wasn't with a boyfriend
Of course she's a roastie
>>25197416
So she deserves HPV?
>>25197442
Yeah. It's a way evolution favors non-degenerates.
>>25189459
>SHOO SHOO ROAST BEEF!
SHOO SHOO ROAST BEEF!
>having sex with bf
>he sticks it in my butt
I love these roleplay threads, keep it up guys!
>no Fembot feels to be found
Haha yeah, can you imagine a world without Fembot feels?
