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Who else here going to have to deal with visiting Family these Holidays?
Every year I have to deal with my over achieving relatives and their ever so successful children and siblings. Every year they make me feel like my accomplishments mean nothing just because I'm not majoring in 'anything useful' and because I 22 and still "work retail". I also have to deal with baby sitting someone's out of control kids that never want to stop playing, messing with my belongings, and harassing my cat. Holidays is a stressful time for me because I have to deal with tons of people sleeping over in my already cramped house. Luckily this year I got my bachelor's degree, got a boyfriend, and found a job relating to my major.
you do realize you didn't have to say you were female to post this? any gender could have related, get off this board roastie.
I have a theory that only men can find unconventional features attractive. There are men who like girls with big noses, big eyes, big ears, etc. But women seem to only prefer 1 type of man (WASP Chad as in tall, white, strong jawline, dark hair, deep set eyes and a general masculine appearance)
Prove me wrong. What unconventional features on men do you like?
I think women do like some unconventional features, but are less open about it than men are because of a stigma attached to it. A woman feels the need to go for the best or else they look like a loser slut. Some women don't mind shorter unfit nerdy looking guys, but won't be open about it because they'll come off as easy for not saying they only like Chad.
I'm 5'10 and wouldn't mind dating shorter guys.
>>25176458
I was going to make this a Holidays thread, but accidentally typed fembot, sorry.
>>25176887
It's that ingrained into your mind? The word are completely different
>shoo shoo fembot
Luckily my family hates me and wouldn't want to bother with me, I might show up just to piss them off.Listening to angsty and feeling edgy today
>>25176887
Suuuuuuuuuuuuurreee.
Shoo shoo roastie.
>Luckily this year I got my bachelor's degree, got a boyfriend, and found a job relating to my major.
What a hard life you have
Today I've been sitting in my room listening to Captain Beefheart.
>>25177131
I don't really hang out with people often, I'm not always living up to my family's expectation, I don't feel good enough for my boyfriend, I don't really know what I'm going to do with my life, I don't really know what to get a master's degree in . I missed out on a childhood due to beingSafe As Milk
How do I seduce a fembot?
You even type like a girl. It's almost fake seeming sorry for my English
>>25178049
Be confident, take good care of yourself, dress nice, practice good hygiene, have a job, have a future planned, have interests that aren't limited to anime/videogames/comics/movies/tv shows/cartoons/manga/comics
>>25178049
>not having a girlfriend that has everything yet she needs the companion of a simple man
Come on anon, you should be looking for rich girls rather than poor shallow shits.
>>25176405
I wish o had family to visit.
even robots want a somewhat normal girl
>>25176486
Chubbies.
>>25176486
I like pale, lean guys because I can see their veins. I like blonde or ginger messy or curly hair. I have a weird thing for hands and fingers, I love long fingers. I like chubby cheeks.
FEMBOT LOOK EVERYONE I HAVE A FEMALE VAGINA
-FEMBOT
>be male
>pretend to be a gril on rcuck9k
>le lying feels face
>check em
>>25179641
what about 6 functioning fingers on each hand?
>>25179953
not who you are replying to but that's a fetish of mine
seven fingers would be perfect but I would never complain
I don't go to anything.
They pretend to want you there initially but don't fight too hard to get you there. Most robots aren't wanted anyway and it makes it easier for the normies. After a while they just stop asking and it's beneficial for both parties.
>>25179953
I get turned on by hand stumps. Hnng~.
>>25179953
Hngg.
Are they skinny tooand pale?
>>25180089
Yeah,
thing is I live in a cold area and had to have gloves specially made but I've since outgrown them, just.
>was supposed to spend christmas with "bf"
>he is mad at me and yelling at me 24/7, looking at naked girls online
>want to leave him and go see my family for christmas
>all the plane tickets are sold out
>no one else to stay with as i have no friends
>>25180145
pics? Only need pics of your hands, nothing else.
mmmh ok
>>25179953
I WASN'T BORN WITH ENOUGH MIDDLE FINGERS
>>25180227
>I'm going to create these threads
>But then make sure to post this picture so people stop posting in them
Doubtful.
>>25176887
This made me actually laugh.
>>25180192
I lied, I just fantasise about having 6 fingers
Hey fembots I need some advice.
There's this girl at work who I'm pretty sure is into me, and it's literally fucking my shit up.
I'm not into her, at all. She looks like she's been hit by the ugly baseball bat about a million times.
However, she is very touchy-feely and I'm a beta robot faggot who can't stand up to her.
I literally don't feel comfortable around her and my boss won't do anything.
Is there anything I can do to make her stop?
I've concidered having my room mate show up at my job, so we can hug and pretend to be gay just to get rid of her.
>>25180330
I feel crushed. I wasn't even going to do anything lewd, I was just going to admire them. How sad.
>>25176405
Then why didn't you just fucking major in something useful?
>tfw no six fingered gf
>>25180348
>I'm not into her, at all. She looks like she's been hit by the ugly baseball bat about a million times.
You seem like a rude man. You could be responsible and say you're not interested, but I guess most men here are too beta to do even that, huh.
>>25180266
I'm not OP and not the guy that posted pic related. But I guess it's him again, he made two fembot threads yesterday and the day before, where he revealed himself 100 posts in or so.
>REEEEEEEEEEE I NEED A GF WITH 6 TOES NOOOOOOOOW
>>25180367
not everyone is interested in being a mechanic, doctor, pharmacist, dentist , or
>>25180408
And? Doesn't really change anything. Thanks for making the thread OP. I guess.
>>25180445
Just wanted to remind you faggots that you are probably asking a fat NEET faggot to be his gf all the time.
You think thats bad OP?
my family is so fucked that they think I'm the fuck up in the family because I haven't done what all my cousins did and get knocked up and have a bastard child. Meanwhile I'm also the only cousin to have and held a steady job for over a year while the sluts are ether mooching off their parents or bounce between them. Yet I have to deal with getting dirty looks and being called a fuck up.
>>25176405
This is basically me except I don't have a cat.
Looking after children wasn't so bad for me either. But coming home used to be very stressful because of my relationship with my parents. Now it's a lot better.
But our house is still cramped. A two bedroom apartment with 6 people in it and 3 dogs. And I have to bring my bf here for New years
>>25180402
She's literally the female version of a robot.
>autism
>ugly as fuck
>fat
>usually quiet unless she spergs out about complete random, irrelevant nonsense.
>cries openly, a lot.
>thinks she's smart when she's literally dumber than a floorboard.
I can't do anything. Everyone feels sorry for her, and is making jokes about "us" being a couple to humour her.
I have tried telling her no, but she won't listen.
Can I have a fembot to feel?
>>25180348
You could just mention your "girlfriend" or something in a conversation somehow and maybe she'll get off your dick?
>>25180471
>is making jokes about "us" being a couple to humour her
FUCK.
>>25180471
If she tries anything else just tell her to back off and you don't like her like that. If she touches you, back off. Lie and tell her you have a gf if she keeps on, maybe even tell her about how often you fuck and how hot she is. Seems rude but there's your advice.
>>25180477
if you promise to be faithful, never hurt me and love me with all your heart
>>25180471
>and is making jokes about "us" being a couple to humour her.
This brings back bad memories.
>>25180568
>Lie and tell her you have a gf if she keeps on, maybe even tell her about how often you fuck and how hot she is.
I-I h-have a girlfriend. B-big tits, yeah. We have sex aaaaaaaall the time, yeah. Did I mention the big tits.
Yeah.
>>25180594
I can promise two out of three.
>>25180647
Which one can't you promise
>>25180624
Make sure to hammer in the big breasts. I'm AA and can confirm big breasts make girls extremely jealous. I hate hearing about big breasts or being near girls with big breasts. Dammit, now I'M triggered. You didn't have to fucking mention it to me.
>>25180647
I will be your gf...
>>25180674
Is AA bigger or smaller than A? I know DD is bigger than D
>>25176405
fuck you i was cheated out of my chance to be a woman by fate i hate your guts
>>25176486
Long eyelashes, Moles (flat circular dark ones), Glasses, Crooked smile or a frew crooked bottom teeth, Widows peak
>>25180707
whats widows peak
>>25180696
Smaller. I'm basically flat chested.
>>25180541
>>25180608
It's horrifying. I've kindly told the more resonable in the group to stop it, and they have, somewhat.
Problem is she gets REALLY fucking happy when these "jokes" are told.
Like she gets the most creepy fucking smile on her face and bats her fucking disgusting eyelashes like she's actually flirting.
More than once I've had to leave work because she wouldn't leave me alone.
Worst part of it all is that I live in one of the most progressive countries on the planet, and if I hurt her in any way, I will be accused of discrimination.
There literally is no out for me. I'm job searching like a mother fucker just to get away from her.
>>25180674
>AA
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N
>>25178148
"It almost seems fake"
"Its seemingly very fake"
You did well, above is a few alternatives that are a bit more proper.
>>25180674
I can assure you, she won't care.
With all the positive reeinforcement she's gotten her entire life from her parents, teachers, and now her co-workers, she FIRMLY, UNIRONICALLY believes she is beautiful.
Even though her make-up looks like she's started using it at 12 years old, she thinks she's Taylor Swift.
>>25176486
chubbies and in porn/fiction I like fatties and morbidly obese guys, it's just not practical IRL.
people with albinism, vitiligo, and other abnormal color patterns.
>>25180723
You have google, use it.
A V-Shaped formation of hair at the forehead.
>>25180749
>Settling for underdeveloped women
How low test of you.
>>25180741
If you don't have boobs you shouldn't even consider yourself be a woman.
>>25180741
Can we trade boobs? Im a D. I wish I had tiny boobs, small bras are always prettier and in stock.
>>25176405
>febot bot here guys look at my vajayna!
sage and report
>>25180707
>claiming to like long eyelashes
PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT
They're the fucking worst ESPECIALLY if you wear glasses because god forbid you push your frames too far then your lashes smear your fucking lenses
>the girl who thinks she's got nice boobs and a nice ass but she's just fat
>>25180935
Nigger please, the only threads that get removed here are the ones that are potentially risky or ones that are straight up cancer. Stop being salty and hide the thread, you childish faggot.
>>25180877
I never use the word 'woman'. I still look exactly like I did when I was 15. Sometimes it's a blessing, sometimes a curse. Sometimes I'm happy I look so young, other times I'm pissed and hate it.
>>25180935
Would you stay with a girl that shit out that abomination? Definitely not.
>>25180707
W...what do you look like
>Fembot
>Fem
>Bot
Shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up. Fuckin idiot you don't know shit about anything fuckin do you fuckin retard?
>>25180971
post picture(if you're worried just crop out the face, youre anonymous anyways)
>>25180904
My ideal size is a C. Busty but nothing that stands out. But seriously why would you want to be flat chested? Nobody respects you.
>>25181021
>Fucked up womb
>Extinction tier genes
Never.
>>25180668
I cannot promise faithfulness.
>>25180694
I'll feel you up well.
>>25181036
>grow up short, flat chested, and have dry skin
>family keeps pushing me to do advanced math and piano
>end up hating school and piano due to stress caused by parents
>parents wouldn't buy me videogames
>computer and Internet was my only escape from strict parents
>strict parents means no hanging out with friends or having friends over
>be socially inept and have tons of self-esteem issues
>no boyfriend
>hardly any real life friends
>get panic attacks from trying to make online friends
>>25181132
>Wow look at me I'm such a fembot guys
Consider reddit.
>>25181022
Femlet. Acne prone/sensitive skin only on the face. Blue eyes and dark blonde hair. Muscular legs and shoulders due to my job. Long butt length hair. Need to lose like 10lbs because I cant fit into my bra anymore.
What do girls like about guys?
Aren't females more aesthetically pleasing to look at?
Also don't females understand each other better than a man could?
Why not go lesbo?
>>25181238
post face p...pls
>>25181059
Nobody respects me because I have big tits and a round ass. If I had less exagerated features maybe they would pay attention to whats actually carrying the boobs. I wanna keep my butt, but I would look and feel better as a person with a flat chest. I love the idea of having a flat chest.
>>25181099
I'm shy though...original
>>25176405
nobody cares, stop shitposting
>>25181306
Im going lesbo if my current relationship goes south. Im very interested in eating pussy, just seems fun
>>25181132
And yet you could still have 500 guys here begging to your bf.
fembots have feelings too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0cpUkPbodOM
>>25181324
I'm not shy in that situation.
>>25180940
>iktf eeyaw
>eyelashes getting split ends
>>25181368
they wouldn't be good boyfriends though.
>>25181410
Oh...okay...you should know something though...Kill yourself you pathetic shit. How can one be so beta and thirsty? You will never ever get loved by a woman.
>>25181487
And what makes you think you deserve a good boyfriend?
Why don't girls like looking at guys penises?
Cocks are glorious. They are hard, and symmetrical and delicious.
>>25180877
Is that Irina and Murderess?? Chestlets getting jealous makes my dick diamonds
>>25181533
Because they're only attracted to money
>>25181533
My dicks been called pretty by girls. Its because most dicks are like circumsized, dry, and weird proportions with like a thin base and thick end with miniscule tip or vice versa and so on
>>25181568
Yep. I wish there was more Xenoblade lewds in general
>>25181491
I died in the Vietnam War.
>>25181529
everyone deserves a good person
>>25182086
Oh but when robots want a nice gf its "YOU DONT DESERVE ANYTHING YOU ENTITLED FAT SHITLORDS WOMEN ARENT OBJECTS NO WONDER YOURE ALONE WAAAHHHHH"
F
Go rot in a ditch you filthy cum dumpster.
>>25181306
Flower boys anon. That is the solution.
>>25181306
Confidence and calculating attitude. Their actions aren't deluded with emotions as much as girls are. However, men actions can be corrupted by ego and sex.
>>25182147
Everyone that works hard on being a decent person deserves someone good in their life.
Imagine having money on Christmas.
When you're pretty, people think the worst of you when you're single during the holidays.
>>25185496
Wow, such a big problem. I bet youve had such a hard life. Abloo bloo hoo :(
>tfw meeting a robot tomorrow morning
>tfw can't sleep so nervous and anxious
;_; I feel like I'm going to die from overwhelming anxiety
REMINDER THAT "FEMBOT" FEELS THREADS ARE THE EQUIVALENT TO BLACK SAFE SPACE THREADS ON STORMFRONT
REMINDER TO STOP PUTTING DISGUSTING, BLEEDING, PISSING, SWEATING, DISCHARGING PUSSY ON A PEDESTAL
REMINDER TO STOP SUPPORTING ATTENTION WHORE "I HAVE A VAGINA" POSTERS
SAY IT WITH ME ROBOTS!
SHOO! SHOO! ROAST! BEEF!
>>25176486
>There are men who like girls with big noses, big eyes, big ears, etc.
Prove yourself right first.
>>25185553
"you're 19 and never had a boyfriend?"
"What do you mean you didn't have a prom date?"
"Whoa! No guys ever hit on you? "
"Anon, when are you going to give me grandchildren?"
"Anon, you never bring a guy home, are you a lesbian? You can tell me."
>>25176405
fembot dosent exist
this is NOT your board get the fuck outta here attention whorin piece of shit
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>25186243
How long have you spoken?
>>25187538
I'm ugly, lazy, and fat. I get no pity from geeky guys. I'm ugly with make up. Even if I work out, I still have terrible teeth and tons of acne. I have a terrible overbite which makes my mouth open.
>>25176486
I like a lot of types, but I'm probably just a freak.
I have a thing for older men, like middle aged to 'standard' grandad. Late forties to eighty?
I think any hairstyles look good on guys, but I especially like unconventional ones, like guys having long hair or a cute head of curls.
Boney, slim, muscular, chubby - I don't really care.
As for height, I prefer taller men. I would rather have a guy be like a foot taller than me.
I also really love strong defined hands, either by age or weathered by work.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=auJ2MK1dKqs
>>25189338
Always seems like older guys are a thing for women. Why? At my age, going after younger girls would be pedo-ish or at the very least not right. Why can't it be younger guys?
>>25189338
Are you a midget or a dwarf?
>>25187157
>"Whoa! No guys ever hit on you? "
well then maybe you should try approaching a guy first?
Shocking concept, I know.
>>25189338
these are all biological factors that would make the male a good provider/protector
you didn't really prove that dudes post wrong at all
