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If you post in this thread, you will get gf If you get dubs,
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If you post in this thread, you will get gf

If you get dubs, you will get 10/10 gf

If you get trips, you will get 10/10 before the year of our lord 2016

If you get quads, you will get qt trap gf

post a rare pepe with dubs in reply to someone and you get their gf
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Fuck you faggot, illusion of fortune it's a danger for your personal growth
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I don't want a GF, I get lots of one nights stands.

I'll take a 10/10 tho. Check 'em
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Whew ladd
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Is this a no-gets thread?
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not gon hapn
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rolling to confirm shit I already know.
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Might as well post. A qt asian at my school catches my fancy
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whew senpai
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Nigger nigger baka senpai baka desu desu senpai cuckolds
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>>25150561
its time

to d d d d d duel this is original u fucking faggot i want a girlfriend
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I'm not sure posting here will get me a gfd gf
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jingle bells jingle bells the robot laid an egg
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I'd like a qt
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rollerino frienderinos
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I have a choice between three
>1: introvert who is a 3/10 face, with a 8/10 body
>2:introvert with daddy issues, asexual with a 7/10 face with a 10/10 ass
>3: A 10/10 girl who is basically a stacy with bitchy friends,
If Dubs I cheat
if 1-3 I go for girl 1
if 4-6 I go for girl 2
if 7-0 I go for girl 3
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What about singles, will that get me a qt trap gf?
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>>25150561
Dear Lord of Dubs, Bless me with some dubs so that I may have a 10/10 qt gf
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>>25152033
A MISSED CALL FROM YO BITCH
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Please give me a gf
I need this
thank you
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>>25150561
this thread is a fucking fraud why would you post lies like this
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>>25150561
thank you, supreme ogre
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wow thanks man
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baraba
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I really really need a girlfriend right now and my post is original
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>>25150561
post original
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Its impossible.
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>Only girl I've liked in the last 4 years turned me down
>tfwngf
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why do I feel this way...
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>>25150561
A girl said we should go on a date and hasn't responded to me in 2 days.
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>>25153731

FUCK a girl said she wants to meet me on tuesday, but then she got sick on tuesday. THEN she told me wants to rape my arms (the fuck) AND NOW SHE WONT EVEN FUCKING RESPOND WHAT THE FUCK WHY DID SHE FIND GAY CUNT WHO FUCKS HER EVERY DAY SHIT FUCK.
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Let's see how it goes
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Rollin fo gf
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QT AZN/SPANISH GF ROLL
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Just let us be together already
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>>25150561
Why do you give this board false hope?
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>>25150561
checkem m8

bloxxvblox
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>>25150561
give gf pls
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Rolling for quads

blox
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Shit I don't know what to roll for
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>>25152299
I challenge you.
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>>25150561
AAYAYAYAOOOOOOOOO

HOL UP
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this is lies.
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>>25150561
sebitee thirty8
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i just want my oneitis to love me back
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no quads pls
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>>25150561
this is it
wish me luck lads
who am i kidding this post probably wont be successful
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Gf get
Before the year of our Lord
Trump 2016 geteroonio
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These threads never work. Why would this time be any different?
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eh I'll take anything I guess
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>>25155000
You lucky duck, you
>>25155001
You almost had it bb
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What've I got to lose?
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Lol, you're all such a bunch of fucking sad virgins. Why not just fucking go outside and get some pussy rather than posting in some dumb thread.

trips pls
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>>25155000
frogposters, dont kill the one thing i have going for me
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>>25150561
fuhrer dubs for an aryan qt 3.14
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Oh what the hell, rolling
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Give me the ravioli senpai
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what a horrible thread
blox
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>>25155116
Yay dubdubs
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>>25150561
rolling for a dubs gf

although an ordinary gf would more than suffice
>tfw no gf
pic unrelated btw

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>>25155165
what a horrible tripfag
blox
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Please god let it be
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I will try anything at this point
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Indeed, agreed, proceed to smoke weed
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Mirror mirror on the wall, who is the top dog of them all?

Check these dubs while I check out my 10/10 gf
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>implying i won't get a 10/10 gf anyway
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No more indo, gin and juice
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I know what I want
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Quads let's go!
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wewewew laddy
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Niggas stare as I enter the center
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>>25150561
ayyy lmao


my comment is original nigger
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Pls trips I'm 33 and running out of time
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>>25155998

you was close senpai, rip in peaces

i dont even want a gf bruthas
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Rollin for keks
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Don't fear the reaper
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Trap plz
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PLAY THAT FUNKY MUSIC WHITE BOY
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>>25156155
Congrats pepe!
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>>25150561
>tfw no gf
also roll
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>>25150561
Check em' Trips

super original
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pls let me get quads
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Doesn't even need to be 10/10.
Lauren Rose Batchelder or something like that.
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rollin for kekkk
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>>25150561
jokes on you guys i got a post counter
>>25156344 get
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>>25150561
better b right m8
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Whatever, I dont care anymore.

roll
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If dubs I negate all previous dubs and no one gets a gf.
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>>25155000

Banjo Kazooie
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>>25150561
dubs and I kill myself before getting a 10/10 gf
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reroll for quints
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;-; plz gf roll
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>>25150561
i dont have anything else to do
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Yeah, right.

>You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.

DAMNIT! THIS WAS A NEW IP!
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Pls no trap I just want to tell Lingley how I feel.
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rollin' for loving gf
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may as well try at this point
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Only if you swallow some
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>>25156476
FUCK, IN ALL THOSE YEAR ANY FUCKING DUB
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>>25156488
T-thank you based shrek poster
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ROLL, MUTHERFUCKER
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>>25150561
It can never work
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>>25150561
what i should roll to get qt android gf?
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>>25150561
>nopez
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I don't deserve anyone desu
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Anything but a trap.
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>>25150561
Smh famalamalam
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Posting for prosperity
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>>25150561

please deliver me from hell.
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>>25156577
You don't deserve it faggot
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plz I've tried so hard
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Desperate I am.
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>>25156619
Joke's on you. I doubt my 10/10 is the same as yours.
>dark brown, soft, curly hair
>light olive skin tone
>green eyes
>petite and thin

Pic semi-related: Kinda like her
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anything but the trap will be fine for me
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>>25155811
>tfw no rare pepes to reply with
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>>25150561 when do i get my gf?
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GODDAMMIT I NEED A GF SO BAD FUUUUUUCK
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dubs save me pls
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I'll never get a gf desu familias
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I want a qt nice gf!
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gib gf pls
pls gib gf
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>>25150561
No quads please.
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>>25150561
Trap gf get !
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I really need dubs to forward my life.
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>>25156577
>>25156700
Wow. That was lucky of me.
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rollin for a big booty hoe
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Filler text
Bwmdjemwllakchhjnmwkk
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let us see here,

d e s u f a m s e n p a i
b
boy i wonder if this will be originalgami
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What the fuck you know I'm rollin
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Or a qt stalin bf
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hsidjcjvkamwmrktivixjsn
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arighty then
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Rollin for qtgf pls
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Rolling for a girlfriend to liste Blind Guardian with me
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Fuck you i'm perfect
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I need her love
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xch
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>>25150561
qt 3.14 armor gf plz
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If dubs pls don't post rare pepe in reply I want my gf pls pls pls
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deez nuts! haha, yes... wow. is... is that for me? me?? i dont.. woww.. i just.. thank you so much sir! this really means a lot to me.. golly gee wilickers....
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Please work this time
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>>25150561
I wear people down
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Oh dear god please, I'm tired of being so lonely. I've been working so hard on my appearance and social skills but all these girls turn me down. Let it end.
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Original comment and get

akfaksbvwoifbaiwbfskbvkdfbkjanisfwefiabgi
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>>25150561
Gf pls, I can't deal with the crippling loneliness anymore desu
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Ayyeee giff qt gf pls ;_;
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Rolllllllllllinggggggg

You have been muted for 4 seconds
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Trips get!
Please, I need this.
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>>25150561
anything but a trap gf pls
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10/10 gf4me check em fgts
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>>25160707
uhhhmmmmde
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>>25150561
Rolling for qr shy redhead girl
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Rolling in le ebin thread.
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Wew lad gimme dat booty
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GET GOT
original comment ok
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I want quads for a qt trap!
Pls I'm original
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>>25150561
just want gf plz
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>>25150561
Cyka blyat idi nahuy granata davai russian bombsite B buy me AVP stupid amerikano
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Just gimme the gf
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Pls (<]) fucking he'll this site robot. Look what nonsense I have to type out.
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If only my friend
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rolling because I'm a worthless faggot with nothing to do in his spare time but hope that he gets a man that looks like a woman with tits
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I'm a sad loner.

Rare Pepe.
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Going for the quints :^)
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>>25150561
I just want a gf mane.
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If no gf I'll livestream suicide
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>>25150561
implying
>op is a nigger
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rolln

original comment
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>>25155000
rolling to cuck
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>>25150561
oh why me why why me
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Quadds
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pls great dubsguy in the sky grant me 1 gf
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>>25150561
Rolling for fresh ogre-load
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>>25150561
I'm just posting in the hopes I manage to deprive one of you of dubs or trips. I don't even want a girlfriend. I'm just here to rob one of you of a little hope.

That's what you suckers get for backing Lindsey Graham.
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>>25150561
If Shrek wills it I will post
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done and done originalcomment!
rty5eyabea4eta4tb
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Ez dubs roll
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Ha ha ha fucking ha
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gibe gf pls senpai
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Pls a gf to cuddle with
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Posting in this thread just to disprove it.
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I don't care about the sex I just want to be in love
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Just need a GF.
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>>25150561
goddamn i have nothing to lose, why not?
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>>25151422
First I steal your pepe then I steal your bitch
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>>25156444
stealing (you have been muted for 4 seconds, because the owner of 4chan is a huge cuck)
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Please let me get a 10/10 gf
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>tfw met a qt recently
>tfw she likes country music like me
>tfw she hangs out with fuckwits just like me
>tfw saw her in fucking qt pjs both times I saw her
>tfw she has cute feet

Please for the love of god give me trips

I'll accept a friendzone for the love of god just let us be friends why do I feel like we won't become friends why can't we be friends just fucking end my life

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DmYLrxR0Y8
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originalalal comment
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>>25150561
might as well try.
roll
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>tfw no gf that i can talk to un-awkwardly
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this better work op, cuz you're my last hope
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HELP ME, PLEASE!
BLOXXX
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Nothing wrong with trying this shit
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>>25150561
need dubzzzzz desu
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ROLL FOR HER!
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>>25150561
JUST pls do it, I beg you
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give me a gf or ill kill everybody
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good bye luck?
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Daddy was a rolling stone
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Pepe is gonna try and cuck me?
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>>25164877
Because I am an asshole

(10/10 Hoping for Trap for irony)
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>>25164644
maybe there is light at the end of the tunnel
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Will it be a qt 3.14 asian gf?
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toasting in 2015
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>>25150561
hey why not yw eumn
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trap get
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Rolling for 10/10 gf
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>>25150561
Please aryan please
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>>25150561
Please mr gf dispenser give me gf
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Original Comment please 123
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Qtp2t here I come
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>>25150561
starting the rolling
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>>25164705
Ha nice try cuck. Now I got a rare pepe and a 10/10 gf
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I just enjoy rolling for dubs
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>>25150561
qt pls
rolling
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>>25150561
asd original post
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Joingle jingle
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won't work but i still hope i don't get quads or singles
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Guys I've been trying these things for years. They never work. Abandon all hope ye who enter.
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4 months till GF
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>>25150561
based trips repoting in
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>>25150561
Please end my life

Bloxbloxblox
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>>25166894
First I post my pepe, then I abandon thread
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>>25150561
Either ways fine
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Alrighty senpai, let's get down to business!
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if I get dubs will my current gf love me again
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rolling i just wanna cutie 10/10
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I hate you. Fuck you. (I need a gf tho)
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quads or trip here we go
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the rarest pepe ever!!
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POSTING COME ON NIGGA GIMME GF
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>>25150561
Well... here we goo
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>>25150561
Rollerino bros
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>>25150561
testes past non allowed
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Okk I'll roll
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>>25167177
Lucky piece of shit
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shitdickassfuck
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Let's rollerino
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let it be so
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please god do not give me quads
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>>25150561
Already rolled in that "have sex in 2016" thread; may as well get a GF out of it too.
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Trap gf plz
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i don't need your fucking figures to get a gf
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>>25168622
oh shit, okay i'll take that
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Cooolllllllllllfam
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>>25150561
roll for qt trap gf
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>>25150561
Rolling please lads help me out
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>>25168644
gimme ur gf m8
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posting in a gf bread
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>>25150561
Rollin'. Get ready to check 'em, losers.
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>>25169558
so close, yet so far.

.original//hack
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rawlllliiinnnnnnnjjjjjjjjjjjjjiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiikkkkkkkkkkkkkk
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Meh. Rellishin.
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check emmmsd
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