>tfw church got projector to replace hymn sheets
>can no longer look down during hymns
>people can see me not sing
>>25106849
>church
forwhatpvrpose
nice church anon
>christfags
kek
>>25106849
Just lip sync, man. It's not hard.
Or just hold your hands as if you were praying when you have your head down, people will think you're trying to speak to our lord and saviour while everyone else is singing.
>>25106849
>church got projector to replace hymn sheets
FUCKING PROTESTANTS
GET OFF MY BOARD
RRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>25108672
see, it's that easy. just imagine that your singing along to some german marching songs. if someone looks at you, just smile back. you've been enlightened by /pol/
>>25106849
>>people can see me not sing
The few times I go to Church such as Christmas I don't sing and don't give a fugg. It's actually a good time to look at the people around you since their attention is elsewhere mostly.
>>25108704
W-what about utraquists?
>tfw hymnbook & scripture app on my phone
sometimes I'll I'll pretend to be looking up verses but I'm actually playing puzzle game.
>>25109583
christfags are so qt
>>25106849
How old are you OP? This is like being back at school for me where everyone had to sing during assembly.
Dude I'm not religious whatsoever but I turn up to services on occasion just to sing
I can't sing for shit, but I love it
>>25106849
Completely ruins the aesthetics tbph
Lel @ all the edgelords in this bread
I sometimes go to church on christmas eve
I don't know any of the songs and I just stand there like an asshole watching other people sing
no one seems to mind and they all wish me merry christmas afterwards
>>25105391
Goddamn Protestant church's look gay as shit.
>>25106849
#ChurchwithWhitefamilies
