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Welcome to the Frog and Feels Tavern!

Pick a drink, share a feel. How's the Christmas break treating you so far? What's troubling you today?
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>>25103923
Hey Bartender, how are you holding up?
I would just like a whiskey on the rocks.

I don't have too much on my mind, just want to have a drink and reflect a bit.
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>>25103923
Sup faggot

Make yourself useful and grab a beer for me

Oh, and it's on the house.

Thanks brah.
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>>25103998
Things have been going fine for me, thanks.
Here's that drink you ordered.
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>>25104051
Thanks buddy. I'm glad you're alright.
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>>25103923
>tfw haven't bought any Xmas presents for my family. Don't have much time left and low on neetbux
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>tfw found the perfect plot of land for my rail car bar idea, but will never be able to afford it
http://www.zillow.com/homedetails/982-E-Cotati-Ave-Cotati-CA-94931/96053457_zpid/
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>>25103923
Gimme some of that brown stuff that makes you feel different. Things are good, I guess. Pretty sure I failed some of my college classes,which is sort of a bummer.
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>>25103923
I feel the need to say I find these threads quite therapudic even if some say its stupid. Keep the bar open anon.

Anyways I'll have scotch.
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>I have severe anxiety
>Finals coming up
>Roommate diagnosed with Hep C
>Condom broke twice with a chick who's been fucking around a lot
>Things are really really bad
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These threads are fucking gay
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It's going well, I guess. The only thing bothering me is that I don't know if I got kicked out of my program at school. I don't think I passed a class that had to be passed, but they haven't said anything so I don't know. No emails, no phone calls, and no texts
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>>25103923
Whisky, please. Any kind I don't care
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>tfw trying to balance being /fit/ with drinking
>tfw drinking friends get drunk and rowdy too fast
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>>25103923
Ahh, I take it that you wouldn't like this version of your picture?
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>Back after 1st semester at college
>High school Stacey night be hosting a NYE party
>mfw this might be my only chance to fuck a girl from high school
>mfw I've already embarrassed myself between these people so much

Strawberry martini please
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>>25103923
I think i broke through the giveafuck zone
Today I watched Mongol, lawrence of arabia, and played a ton of mount and blade, rome 2, and ck2.
I lifted weights, did calisthenics, and about an hour of yoga. I ran 10km, and read about 100 pages of dune messiah.
I have lived on $10 a week foodwise. I buy the 12 pound jugs of high calorie carbohydrate powder, milk, eggs, rice, and multivitamins. I feel absolutely great.
I dont really need money. I just hone my body and mind and let everything else take its course. Life is alright for once.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LjRskDUq_eM
Some music for the juke

Also, Im going to afghanistan in a few months, should be fun
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I'll take some chocolate milk, please. Ya know it has always baffled me that people prefer regular milk over chocolate. Chocolate just tastes better. Anyways, I've been pretty ill this past week. First I had high fever, and now I'm congested as heck. The cough is awful as well.

Also I'm trying to learn most of the John Mayer Trio album on guitar. I got one song almost down. Yeah JM is gay and what not, but the guitar playing on that album is stellar. I found a really good song that I think you might like last night. I'll post a link below. It's called "For Your Precious Love" by the Impressions. Thanks, bartender. Have a good one.

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VndnTfW7Xyw
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hey bros i need some advice quick. a girl gave me her number for the first time and told me to text her, i did and i just said whats up and she said what's up honey. where does the conversation suppose to go from here? im seriously confused what am i suppose to talk about or how do i start a conversation? would it be weird if i tell her we should hang out right off the bat?
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she hasn't responded yet
I know she will
but
when
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>>25103923
Get me an ice cold beer right now wagey! and something fruity for the lady at the end of the bar who has been eyeing me up all night. Chop chop unless you want your boss to find out and you will surely be fired! Also no tip, EARN your tip little goyim
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>>25105957
Small talk n shit. Just ask trivialshit and try to stear the conversation to haning out. Ask about favorite movies/series or bring up your life long passion for coffee.
But seriously, If shes already intressed in you, you will be hard pressed to fuckup
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>>25106085
Toad man...you seem to have pizza stains on your blanket. When's the last time you did laundry?
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>>25106243
Do my laundry? HA! good one wagey, don't you know I get my own personal maid funded by your hard work and taxes? Thanks again buddy!
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>>25106190
wtf does gyn mean she just texted me that and im confused.
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Amateur bartenders, here is a starter pack if you would like to take on the job. We're hiring to go 7 days per week.

It's all here to make you better, buddy.

For any anons out there that are looking to apply, we made up a little "Barkeep Starter Pack" to ease your image burden.

anonfiles /file/6c4f908642ac91deefaf51f2bec2f97d

Stay friendly robots.

Can I get a gin and tonic?
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Stuck at home alone over the break
Trying to learn guitar and my fingers hurt like Satan
Can I get three fingers of Four Roses?
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TFW porn addiction.. When I jerk I do so for about 5 hrs straight.. ripped my "frenulum" and can never no fap long enough for it to heal.. it just gets worse
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Been working 6 days a week since november. It should go back to normal after the holidays, but im fucking beat. Just got home now and poured myself a bourbon. Going with my neighbor bro to his work xmas party in a few hours so i have anxiety about that. Free food n booze tho so should be able to stay socially lubricated.
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>tfw no gf

honestly senpai
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>>25103923
Hey, gimme a beer. Everything's fine while I keep saying everythings fine, that's my titanic way of saying Im fucked.
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>>25104048
>>25106085

>These guys being a dick to the bartender for n reason.
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>>25108226
>giving them the validation and attention they seek

Don't do it senpai. Just post your feels and what you'd like to drink.
Maybe pop a tune in the jukebox should you feel like it.
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>>25103923
Hey Bartender, good to see you again.
Any kind of red wine would be alright, Merlot preferred.

My favorite professor invited me to Christmas dinner with just him, and maybe go out for drinks later.
Its no secret that he's gay, how do I know if I'm just a good student or if he's hitting on me? How do I turn him down without ruining this student-teacher friendship?
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>>25108264
Oh I'll give you a feel...
...


I'LL FEEL DAT ASS BITCH!
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Hi Mr bar-person. I'll have whatever your cheapest liquor. Oh no, I'll take the bottle.
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I'll take a double of Captain Morgan

>tfw done with school
>on break now
>thought it would make me happy
>all I do is sit around, play vidya, and feel tfw no gf
>tfw all my friends from high school are slowly leaving me
>guy who was one of my best friends is trying to be a Chad now and we haven't seen each other in weeks
>want to record an album of all my feels and maybe use it as a form of a suicide note but no motivation to record it
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Im >>25107747
at this point I just want Sutree. If you can make him come here to talk I will give you 1$ extra for each drink
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>>25110472
>>25103923
IM WAITING 23 MINUTES FOR A BEER FOR FUCKS SAKD
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Ill have some fucking Apple Cider, I'm done feel like alcohol

>tfw qt girl looks at you in class
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I'm about to go to my night job but didn't get any sleep because my mom's BF was screaming at the TV all day. I'm eating someting and having an energy drink so hopefully I do ok, but it's hurting my stomach a lot.
>Wagecuck'd
>momcuck'd
>biological functions cuck'd
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Im feeling alright, tonight. Thanks for asking
Get me some hot choclate, please. Thanks. Im enjoying my 2 week break, I can play Halo and Killing floor now, and watch some x files. I even made a friend online! (shes a girl i play killing floor 2 and 1 with) and shes pretty cool
Although I know we will never end up dating since shes taller than me and outta my league. :(
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>>25111456
14 year old spoted
MODS MODS MODS
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>>25111339
>energy drink
If much sugar you=idiot
If much caffeine you'll alright
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>>25111492
14 year old? I got work, took first week off on sick days and second week off it the usual christmas break my job has.
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>>25111594
>break my ass
ok. tell me your adress faggot.
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>>25111635
Uhh, bouncer? This man is pestering me, can he kindly be thrown out?
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>>25111674
ohh so much love in your words brother. lord jesus has gravity in your soul, i can feel its similarity with the smell of my cum. i will go away now for the glory of your mother.
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>>25111727
thanks can i make cum cum in ur bum bum we fuk same time we make glroious cum togerther big gum in sky jesus looks down and smile and poo poo flie in da loo
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Can I get a hug instead of a drink? Crippling loneliness is hard to deal with, especially with a broken computer and no life. I want to find a hobby but I have no prominent skills or money so I sit around on the internet all day. Any recommendations on a good hobby or job possibly? Actually wanted to try bartending but I feel like I'm too beta (physically and mentally) and uninteresting, plus I have spaghetti tier social skills
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I don't know what the fuck to do with my life. Everything feels fucked
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>>25103923
Hey, Barkeep. Scotch and soda, please. Today was okay, the drink'll lighten things a bit. Thanks.
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>>25111770
>a hug instead of a drink
/b/ro... its the same thing...
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People like you more when you don't try at all than when you try your hardest and fail.
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>>25111869
I guess so, I'm not much of a drinker tho. Recommend me something good senpai
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>>25111908
Get yourself a nice bottle of whiskey.
Try to avoid the cheap shit though
Jack Daniels is a pretty decent choice.
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>>25103923
I'll take some Egg Nog, thanks. Pretty long day, had to work and extra couple hours to get a present for a friend. He went to a Christmas Party about an hour ago, and I'm here just wasting away. Wondering if I should try and go out if just sulk at how miserable I get during the holidays. Everyone's out enjoying each other's company, and I sit home or go to work, and maybe go out for supplies. Thoughts?
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>>25103923
Hey Mr Bartender; a beer and a double whiskey. Keep 'em comin.

Let me give you a brief update.
>failed all my college courses, have been kicked out.
>moved back in with parents, literally no other options.
>degenerate younger sister is got knocked up a few months back by some pot smoking nigger
>parents are trying to force me into getting a job and doing employment training because apparently they can't survive on taking my $300 a fortnight neetbux payments on top of their jobs
>now getting the whole family together for christmas, even though we all loathe one another.

Here's to another year down the shitter, I guess.
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is sierra neveade pale ale good? i heard good things. i guess ill try it
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>>25112440
sorry to hear that bro cheers
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what do you guys recomend for gin? I've tried hendricks which was a bit too flowery for my taste. Picked up a bottle of Tangurary that I'm diggin
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I will take one glass of hope.
For my life is anything but dope.
In amateur poetry is the only way I could convey.
That nothing seems to be going my way.
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Hi Barkeep. I'll take a soda. Today was a rough day even though nothing happened. Gotta avoid the sauce for a while.
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>>25103923
>Christmas break treating you so far

Shit, I gotta deal with more of my dysfunctional family that takes all emotional problems out at me.

I fucking hate how every woman that comes into my romantic life will leave me because of some bullshit reason be it 'too nice' because I'm a decent human being who won't cheat on her but refuses to take the blue pill.

Sorry bartender, been on the whiskey, on atleast my 20th shot tonight so I'm just fucked standard.
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I'm too stupid to write in paragraph form so I'll just write in list form.

-Seems like I'm only happy when I'm drinking.
-Despite that my body has a bad tolerance for it and I always wake up feeling shitty.
-I feel lonely all the time.
-I connect more with the people on this board than with people in real life.
-I get sad when I walk around my town and it seems like people are really happy and enjoying life, I feel so disconnected from it all.
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Is it weird to go to a bar alone?

Debating just walking to my local bar.
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Scotch. 18 year. Neat

>tfw literally the perfect man except slightly shy and therefore can't get laid to save my life
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>>25114205

I feel you on all levels.

I usually go to this cafe in my city alone, I feel all eyes on me when I enter. It's usually young couple that stare at me, wondering why I can't be like them. Sorry you normies fucktard cumguzzlars.
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>>25103923
I'll have a Whiskey over here Bartender. This month has been quite introspective. I've managed to come to the conclusion that the people I thought cared about me were actually just pretending to be my friends. People are fickle. They change their tune at the drop of a hat. I've finally learned to be alone. Embracing sweet solitude and revelatory contemplation.
>Drugs
>Video Games
>Movies
>Music
>I know what I want
>Tomorrow (21st Dec) is my B'day
>Will be popping Acid alone
>feelsgoodman
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>>25114308

have a good birthday trip Anon, I wish you luck from beyond this screen,
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>>25114250
Not weird at all
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>>25103923
I'm a mentally ill NEET who just wants to be published. I don't even care if some top-shot in the big chair makes all the cash from it. Just want to finish a few really nice books and release them out into the world.
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Hey bartender.

Dont mind me I am just looking at my future bar, Im thinking of changing the name to the "9k Deep Dive Bar" or something, havent quite got the name down yet.

give me a cabernet sauvignon and a glass of S.Pellegrino.
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>>25114345
Momiji a cute!
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>>25114390

id also like to add. the bartender was hot. and i think i said that out loud. so im embarssed to go back. i feel like it was a pretty mean thing to do but she was just so beautiful
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hey guys

I've been feeling pretty lonely lately. Nobody ever seems to want to hang out, and the person who I might call my best friend is growing distant, and we share less in common with one another as we get older. I've been unsuccessful at making new friends so far, too. I just want someone to love and friends who aren't so eager to leave me behind.
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>>25103923
Hey man, maybe someday I'll be happy so regularly that I won't need to come here anymore

then again, I feel like I'd still come to help others

I hope the jobs I've applied to get back to me soon, I'm going to apply to another one on Friday

I'll take a vodka as usual, something with slav letters on it, somehow always smoother
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>>25114951
>tfw girl tells you you're one of her closest friends
>goes weeks at a time not talking to you

that's not how you treat close friends, I want to tell her but I'm sure she'll find a way to make me feel bad about it

I genuinely care about her and don't want to make her feel bad about it but jesus fucking christ say hey once in a while I sure as fuck do
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>>25103923
I'll take a Black Widow tonight. So ive actually gotten a real tree this time, it's been like 6 years since I had a real one. Makes the whole place that much comfier.
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>>25114427
not OP but holy fuck cmon man
>9k Deep Dive Bar

I'll stop coming here if that happens
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>>25115096
I miss the smell of Christmas trees anon, dad got a fake one the last few years I lived with my parents, in fact, the last two years he hasn't even put one up, he says it's because the cat messes with it too much, but I know he's just a grumpy cunt that doesn't want to be reminded of the holidays where everyone else is happy
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>>25115109

haha, yeah it was just some shit i made up quick. I still havent gotten my damn wine and mineral water yet.

Service is slow
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>>25115144
That sucks man. The only reason I have one now is my grandparents were kind enough to but one for me, being the poorfag that I am.
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>>25115072
are you being friendzoned my man?
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>>25115278
nah, we dated at some point and split on good terms, didn't see eye to eye on future goals/dreams etc

She wanted to stay friends because we'd gotten pretty close and enjoyed each others company, I was more than happy to especially since she won't be dating other guys
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>average weight
>average looks
>average job

Ask out woman you like, she is

>Over 300 pounds
>Has never had a job
>Smells bad

Looks past it, it never bothers as you like girl.

"Sorry anon, I need a real man with more money."

Why did you fuck this man?

"That's my business and he had a big cock don't slut shame. Sex is natural."

What is wrong with me?

"Eww sexual assault.. You are not good enough for me, your just asking me out because I'm fat."

No I am not, I like you.

"Eww you like me? Creep. Just let me fuck and live my life."

36 times in a row different women.

Had honest feelings.

Meme won't die.

When will this meme end?

Kill me please.

>Wake me up
>Can't wake up
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i'm not sick so i've dumped my name

i am high for the first time in years. also drunk. i am nexr dimension
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So I'm sitting at a bar alone. At least I'm out of the house right. I feel like everyone is judging me though
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>>25103923
I'll have a glass of Chianti please.
There's this guy that's my professor and I know he's lonely around this time of year. I don't want him to ever be lonely, but I don't know how to approach him or if I even should. I want him to know that he's a beautiful human being and that he should never change.
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>>25115573
I told therapist.

"No anon this is not true. All you have to do is say you love her and show her how much. Have you written her a poem about her?"

No Therapist that won't work it will creep her out and I have even done that before.

"No I don't believe you anon, you are clearly crazy, all I did was tell my friend I found I found his friend beautiful, he told her and we got married."

That was a long time ago Therapist.

"I know, but things have gotten better and more progressive. It is okay to be gay and black, whites have it good."

What does that have to do with what I was saying Therapist?

"It means you obviously have a girlfriend your not telling me about."

I have seen you for over 6 years, no I am a virgin.

"No, that is impossible you are straight and white, do you need more medication?"

>Wake me up
>Can't wake up
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>>25103923
Double shot of Canadian whiskey, barkeep. I actually feel like things are going well for a change, but that's probably because I'm very intoxicated.
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>>25103923
White Russian my man.

Christmas break is shit so far. I usually don't visit family but I have to meet the new step family eventually. I usually end up playing family mediator. I never don't end up sick after coming here.

That's not what's troubling me today though. I've been trying to figure out what the hell the deal is between me and this girl. First time in years I've ever had any kind of contact with a girl and it was really intimate, and she told me she liked me. But then whenever I try to talk to her, she ignores me outright or ends the conversation within 5 minutes. I think she's just trying to let me off without hurting my feelings. Problem is, I really like her.

Better bring a shot of tequila along with that white russian my man.
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>>25115599
>11
>55
>99

i dropped my name (drunky mcsickcunt) and still the dubs flow

how
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>>25115701
I want to believe you're rusing me
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>>25115636
get off your phone senpai, chat people up and noone will be judging you for trying to talk to people, they will however if you're browsing 4chan at the bar my man
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>>25115548
so are you initiating conversation more often than she is? Do you feel like she has control over the friendship?
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>>25115802
I'm not dude. I am literally diagnosed with severe psychosis thinking I am a virgin when there is no way I can be. I am taking the disability money because of that. It is literally official in my records.
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Hey bartender, I'll take a stout or whatever's good on tap.

I'm moving to Colorado in a few weeks and fully intend to start smoking weed regularly again. It was pretty much ruining my life a few years ago, but we'll see how this goes.
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>>25115823
I'd say it's about even

look man I fuckin hate these games

I text her sometimes to see if she wants to hang and that's about it, she was the one who wanted to earlier but she keeps putting it off

nothing she does makes sense, why would she ask to hang out and then blow me off each time I offer

why would she call me her closest friend and then not talk to me for over a week on multiple occasions

I mean I get that people can be busy but come the fuck on, there's no way she doesn't have 10 mins to just say hey


that being said yeah, she's in control of the friendship despite it only existing by me saying yes in the first place

if she doesn't want to be friends then why doesn't she just say so, why the games? why the contradicting information
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>>25115888
nice

but you are a virgin though right?
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Got any wine back there?
Never mind actually, I'll just take an entire bottle of vodka.
>Tfw I try to get a girlfriend so I'm not completely alone during the holidays
>Tfw I come up with a fake interview idea
>Tfw I convince a group of girls to have lunch with me
>Tfw I interview them and they all turn out to be raging Anti-Trump feminists
>Tfw I have to suppress my redpilled wrath the entire time
>Tfw they're independent womyn but I end up having to pay for all 5 of their meals.
>Tfw I'm spending another christmas alone
Why do I even try anymore.
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>>25115951
Yes I certainly am, Wizard in a year. Been getting mental help for like 15 years now trying to tell them reality, they won't believe me.
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>>25103923
I lie to myself and say I'm off the drinks, I know next Friday will come by and I won't be able to resist

Still no employment prospects, life is boring amd dreary, I was at a party last night but just went home after an hour, I just can't seem to relate to all these vapid nasty cunts
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>>25103923
Eh, I feel more and more lonely everyday. Don't get me wrong, I have friends and good co-workers but it's just like, I want something more. A girl that I care about to tell me everything's gonna be okay. someone to cuddle with a night. but at last, every night I go to bed alone. Everyday that passes, no text messages from any girls. Seeing all these people on Facebook and snapchat with relationships make me feel even more lonely. I just want a little bit of love to take that feel away. Tired of being the only single guy in my group of friends.
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>>25115976
kek

god bless america

at least I know my taxpayer money is going into your pocket, have a good one
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>>25116074
It's Canada actually, they are are even more generous with giving out tax money than USA. I was against it for so many years because I had a job, but I just said fuck it you guys are retarded. I still work though.
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>>25115926
bring that shit up mane

if she calls you her closest friend then you can hold her accountable to that shit

if she is your closest friend then she should make the effort to understand any sincere frustration you have, and if she doesn't make any effort then maybe it's time to put some distance between yourself and her. I'm not gonna tell you to cut her off completely in this case because that's retarded, but it's best to lower your expectations for how much effort she's willing to put in to be your friend.

Then again I'm just some lonely fuckface giving advice to strangers on the internet, so take everything I say with a grain of salt.
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>schools over for a month
>back to the neet life
>all this free time is overwhelming

Its like I have so many things I can do that I don't end up doing any of them
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>>25116121
I'd like to make a pedantic clarification that by "if she is your closest friend" I meant "if she says you are her closest friend." Idk if she is your closest friend.
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>tfw concave-chest thing, not severe but it hurts pretty regularly
>too beta to tell anyone

help
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>have hundreds of pictures on my phone
>realized today that I have never and will never show them to anyone
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>>25116103
>literally get paid for being a virgin
Sounds like /r9k/'s found a new home country

I wish you the best anon, don't settle for fatties though


>>25116121
nah anon you're giving good advice, thank you sincerely

unfortunately I don't think I'll be in a situation where I'll be able to talk to her about it anytime soon

her birthdays coming up, don't want to make it negative, I'll just try to read the vibe she gives off, whether she just ignores me or actually wants me there, she specifically invited me as a close friend so I'll see how it goes

after that she goes on a trip to bongistan and then paris, think I remember he hinting at wanting me to go along at some point, not so much anymore

I hate how things can change so quickly between people

I do consider her a close friend, I feel genuinely happy when she's around

anyway thanks again anon, I've got nowhere else to go for good advice
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>tfw 3.71 GPA for the semester
Feels fucking fantastic, not worth the stress and anxiety for 4-5 months, but its whatever.
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>>25116239
talk to your parents if you're still living with them, tell them to take you to a doctor

take yourself to a doctor if not

>>25116268
fuuuaaarrrkkkkk
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>>25103923
my best friends girlfried (also friends with her) is pissed at me cause right now shes poor and has to use food stamps and shit, but my parents have money and I drive a nice car, its not like I did anything shes just mad at my existence rn and it bothers me
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Hey fellas

(Can you guys reply with "Norm!" so I feel like I'm in Cheers?)
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>>25116408
Norm! whats up you bastard!?
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tl;dr, I'm dying, and thanks for keeping this place open

Hey new barkeep. I'm the guy who brought the F&F back a couple weeks ago. I don't know if you're the same anon as last night, but I want you to know that I really appreciate what you're doing.

Doctors confirmed I have juvenile Huntington's disease. They're giving me about a year to live.

I'm pretty impressed with how much this place has grown in the last 2 weeks.

I'm going to be less and less able to make these threads in the future due to my condition, but I would like to run the place on Christmas day. I'll make the thread at about 9pm EST.
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>>25116349
>tfw 0.0 gpa
>didn't even go to class
>dropping out now
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>>25116452
go out in a blaze of glory you lovely bastard. live life and spend all your money doing whatever the fuck you want
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>>25116452
Jesus man. Im sorry. How are you holding up?
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Hey bartender, I'll have the strongest irish whiskey you got
>Christmas break just begun
>already see everyone, even mom have plans
>ain't got shit to do, cuz everyone is busy having fun without me
>already feel lonely as fuck
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Won't forget you Bartender

this place has helped me greatly when I needed it

here, have an OC pepe just for you
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>>25116316
>I hate how things can change so quickly between people
yeah I can relate to this

My best friends throughout last year of college were this couple. I kinda got the feeling they'd just let me hang out with them because we lived across the street and they knew I didn't have anyone else to eat dinner with in the dining halls, but we seemed to get along really well. As soon as the new year started, other than meeting the dude a few times for lunch with some other old high school acquaintances a few times, I haven't done anything with them since. It seems like everyone's better off without me. It's a shit feeling.

>>25116452
thanks for doing this homie. Sorry ya have to go so soon.
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>>25116491
I think I'm going to drop out of grad school to spend time with my family and finish off my bucket list.

>>25116496
I've been better. I feared the worst, but never really thought about what I would do if it happened. My legs are pretty bad; can barely walk around without using a cane now. My hands are starting to give out on me too. Might have to do type-by-talk or some shit whenever I run the place.

>>25116540
Thank you, anon. Here's a rare in return.

>>25103923
Can I get Four Roses, neat?
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holy shit im drunjk. i dont mean to be edvy but damni indrank a lot tonigjte....and t feels good even though i have work in the morning. might order some chinses.....i love you guys...amny beer is good beer right
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>>25116433
Ahhhh ya know, the wife and whatnot
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>>25116685
How are her kids?
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>>25116316
Yes, I am being paid for being a virgin, but as I said, I have been rejecte by 36 fat women with no job, that is not including my full number of rejections. If you ask why I kept number well it is for the reason I said, 15 years ago they didn't believe me that being rejected was even possible. It is part of the mental health field to ignore bad things that can happen, but it just bothered me when these old men and young women told me that shit just didn't happen and all you have to do is show how much you love them. I started keeping count. They didn't believe me. All I needed to do was write more poetry. Tell them how beautiful I found their eyes, how beautiful I found their voices, I would take their advice and show them and I they would keep not believing me, bad things can not happen in their profession as long as your nice.

My full count of rejections is 200 something now. I just keep a name and how I met them, and what I said, just in case they don't believe me, and they don't. They think I'm crazy I didn't write a poem and have girls crawling over me, or at least that is what they are trained to say.
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>>25116685
hows that cheating cunt been?
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Feeling good until today. Wanted to get b's in two classes but got a 60 on a final so a c in that one and a 70 on another final so as long as I don't get a 30 on my final project I'll pass with a c.

Only concern is that my teacher said that the plagiarism checker (coding project) came up saying 80% of the class cheated and me being one. What's gay is that he gave us an outline to the first half saying do this, middle section the TA said do this, and last bit was plotting so no shit everyone had the same sorta answer. He said he wasn't going to change anything since it seemed odd and then this morning sent a new email saying he's reconsidering the grades and took everyone's off.

I just want it to end man, one more semester and if I get a 3.0 next semester I'll have a 3.0 graduating.
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>>25116730
you try switching who you're seeing? they sound pretty incompetent

also I'd find it hard to believe and average looking dude could be rejected 200+ times, but hey at least you had the balls to try

maybe it's the way you're asking them? try to get to know them first? i dunno, I'm sure I'm just pissing in the ocean here, after 200 women I'm sure you've tried a variety of methods
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>>25103923
I'll take another PBR friend.

This'll be my first Christmas on my own and my family is making me feel like shit about it. I spent every spare penny I had on gifts for them, and I still get shit on for it. But other than that, life's great. How are you holding up?
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>>25116730
Have you tried...........BEEing yourself senpai?? :^))
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A cold beer in a frosted glass for me Bartender. Doing okay. I'm an old guy, so I don't need much to be content. Pass the pretzels please. :)
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Why even date? All it achieves is leaving you crushed at the end.
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>>25116575
I wish you the best. What are some of the things you plan on doing with your family? I know r9k can be shit sometimes but my thoughts will be with you anon.
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>>25117116
experience
eventually you'll make it

or at least

that's why I keep trying
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Hey barkeep. I've been in an online relation for about two months. Mind you, it isn't the first time I'm in a situation like this, but it is the first time it seems plausible to pursue it, both because of how close she lives, and because of how perfect she is. I had a nightmare just now, and my insecurities are completely eating at me. I need to toughen up and get over my baggage but I can't seem to. I'!l have some vodka in orange juice, try to really wash it down so it's not too strong, Barkeep, I'm trying to cut back on my drinking.
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>>25117164
Despite all the shitposting and the damn normies REEEEEEE, I love this place. It's been there for me when no one else has.

I've always wanted to go to Europe; maybe I'll take my inheritance early and take my parents with me. Not sure what else, I'd have to dig out my bucket list. Didn't think I'd need it for another 40 years or so.
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I've had enough whiskey tonight.
Can I just... turn back the clock, barkeep?

I... have a feeling I'm going to lose a friend because of my drunken antics tonight. My brain was and idiot. I hate myself.
Not because of anything that may have bothered me. Nay. I deserve nothing.

But she. I was her best friend. And she didn't want anything more than that. And yet I...
I ruined it.
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>>25117274
she's no more perfect than you are anon, everyone has their faults

don't put her on a pedestal, she's your equal not some angel you need to grovel before hoping she likes you back

you like her, you feel like you can connect and have things in common, you can be happy with her, but never think of her as better than you

good luck anon, maybe look at some motivational things to get over your insecurities

I know that any time I feel weak or scared I think of my grandfather who fought in WW2, tell myself that if he could do something like that, I can definitely do something as small as talking to a girl or whatever it is I'm having trouble with
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>>25103923
>tfw my shot glasses are all dirty
>tfw can't clean them because roommate + her boyfriend are in the kitchen/dining room having dinner

Fuck. At least I have a clean coffee mug.

Anyways, gimme a whiskey on the rocks, local stuff if you've got it. Also, get me a bourbon and a pint of your finest IPA.

It's been a pretty shit quarter and winter break. I'm working all through break, not to mention my grandmother died this past Monday and her funeral is next week.

The combo of the shit quarter, severe depression and not having time off makes me want to kill myself. For now, I'll just drink away the feels and pop pills.
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>>25117317
Well good luck. I hope you live the rest of your life so that you go out peacefully. The rest of this bottle of wine is for you. I'll check in in future threads if you'd like that. I just know that I wouldn't want to be alone.
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>>25116513
IVE BEEN WAITING FOREVER FOR MY FUCKING WHISKEY MAN
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>>25117400
Problem is, buddy, she knew.
She knew you wanted more than friendship. If there's something most women are top notch at, it's when someone wants them.

And they LOVE that. So long as they know you, and they know you're 'safe', they'll keep you around, because they love the feeling of being desired. It boosts their ego, it's how they validate themselves.

This girl, no matter how awesome she seems, or how good she's been to you, knows what she's doing. Don't get played. Be friends with men.
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>close friends with somebody who is even more of a robot than me
>neither of us really have any irl friends, but I'm content with that
>neither of us have had a gf, so we kind of share a bond because of that
>sacrifice a lot to hang out with him, since he has no job or car. I don't mind at all, though.
>best bros wasting the years away playing videogames and watching tv
>we're working on a game together, and hoping to start an indie game company one day
>out of fucking nowhere, he gets an online girlfriend and doesnt tell me about it for months
>it's not like he never brought her up; he actively lied about shit to hide the fact.
>tells me he's going to visit her for a few weeks
>she doesn't have internet, or any cell reception where she lives (they were halfway across the country)
>knew it was gonna be awhile before I see him, we exchange a brotherly pat on the back before he leaves
>text him a few weeks later asking when he's getting back
>"oh im actually staying a week later"
>whatever
>waited another 10 days, texted him again
>"oh haha im actually living here now, also im making out with her right now"
>dude fucking what
>couple months go by, spiraling further into depression because of all this isolation, not getting any work done on the game because I have no motivation to do so (plus literally half of my assets are MIA)
>tell him how crazy it is that this happened so fast, and how I'm not dealing with this isolation well at all
>"haha well sometimes life just happens you know ;)"
>seriously
>fast forward another month, we're texting about videogames or some shit and talking about our future careers
>"yeah so, i actually got her pregnant. so i wont have time to work on the game anymore"
>I'm sorry fucking WHAT
>"yeah a condom broke, what can you do ;)"
>realize I don't know who I'm talking to anymore
>its like my best friend had been dead an gone for months
>crawl into bed
>turn on computer

How is your day going, /r9k/?
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>>25117867
Damn man that's rough. How close to done is the game? Can you recreate what you lost and carry on without him? That's really shitty for him to do. Just goes to show some people will jump ship as soon as they see something that they think is a better opportunity,
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I'll have a Pina Colada, bartender. Easy on the rum, I have school to finish.

>be me
>have a great group of friends
>9.5/10 gf
>life was good, vidya was fun, these people were like family
>realize gf is fucking loco (pansexual, athiest)
>this was after a couple months of not seeing her
>messy breakup
>we all start going to different schools
>well, i go to a different one, they all stay at Liberal Academy
>couldn't fucking stand the special snowflakes there
>saw best bro friends one more time on an epic camping trip we went on for my birthday
>we built a fucking rock wall around camp, put spears everywhere
>called ourselves "operators"
>thanks, /k/
>never see them again, talk occasionally
>see a pic of my best guy friend from the bunch out for his birthday
>literally 15 fucking people
>15 fucking people
>15 people
>15
>I am not one of them
>never invited to anything with them ever again
>haven't seen them since aside from the occasional pic of them all having fun on facebook
>group of friends from public school I go to (dual enrolled) never invite me anywhere
>everyone is out seeing star wars this weekend
>i'm sitting doing AP calculus derivatives
>this fucking sucks

It is strange to know that I once had so much, and now I have so little.
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>>25117979
>How close to done is the game?
Not even remotely. I've spent the majority of the time learning how to program (starting from scratch) and now I'm capable of putting together a competent 2D game in gamemaker, so we've got about 40% done if you don't include the art.
I have nobody in my life to motivate me to continue working on it. As far as I'm concerned, it's over. I'm 24 now, I haven't made any new friends since highschool. I don't see how I'll be making any new ones anytime soon.
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>>25118035
Damn. You just described what happened to me last year. (Minus the gf part because I'm an autistic mess.)

How are things going now?
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>>25118097
What was the game about anon?
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>>25118097
Well I believe in you. One of the biggest things that I've had to learn is that you can only rely on yourself for motivation. At the end of the day, you can't really depend on anyone else, and when you've got no one left, that's the most important time to keep on trucking. I'm sure your game will be dank af.
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>>25118119
Other than that, good. The thought of finally being out of high school and in college is pretty much keeping me going. I'm way overloaded with work right now, but next semester I'm dropping most all of nonessential classes (will literally take me down to three classes), and start pursuing some useful hobbies.

Got about a grand saved from my summer job (printing, faxing, copying out at big camps they set up to manage wildland firefighting, I love it), and intend to sit on it. Just got a camper shell for my truck, can't wait to go camping with it.

So yeah, aside from the many friends, no comrades thing, I'm pretty good.
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>>25114345
Why thank you kind stranger! I will.
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>>25118157
Nothing original, a top-down Zelda clone which is advertised as an adventure game but over the course of the game becomes a survival horror as the world around you gets more and more fucked up. Eversion was a huge influence on the idea.
But regardless of that, most of the game consists of exploring this arctic island, fighting enemies, solving puzzles, upgrading weapons, collecting treasure. Pretty basic shit.

>>25118213
Thank you. I don't think it will be great, but I hope it will not be a disaster enough for me to want to quit making games.
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>>25118213
>>25118035
Truer words have never been spoken. This is something I've started to realize lately.
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>>25118234
That does sound pretty good. I wish I could say that things are looking up for me though.

I keep getting dragged back to the bottom and I don't even wanna try to get back up anymore.

At least the F&F is always open.
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>>25118275
I'm >>25118213. I've had months at a time where all I've wanted to do was lay in bed and browse the internet, and the only thing that got me out of the cycle was to realize that I'm the only one that's going to kick my ass into gear. If I'm going to make something out of myself it isn't going to be my mom or my friend or >tfw no gf. It's going to be because I want something so bad that I'm going to force myself to struggle towards it even though it'll be tough. I think internal motivation is the hardest skill to learn for the people that it doesn't come naturally to.

sorry for drunk.
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>>25118338
Bummer for you man. Just for the record, here's one guy who's pulling for you. Good luck out there, my friend.

I have to get back to work.

"How much will that be?"
>Four dollars.
"Keep the change, bartender."
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Espresso Martini for me please.

So I met this girl on a dating app called Happn (basically matches you with people you've been in close proximity to in public) and we met up over a beer.

She's cute as fuck and is very laid back compared to alot of other girls (isn't one of those "if you don't eat organic you're worse than Hitler" or SJW psychos). I'm nervous though because she does event management and works interstate and as much as I'd love to meet with her again we can't really do anything until early Jan.

I'm really nervous because I'm interested in her and I hope she's interested in me too. I don't wanna come off as clingy but I also don't wanna leave it too late and come off as uninterested.

I just wish I had a girl who likes me for myself. I've put myself out there this year and all I've had is "oh I don't know what I want" or "I have a boyfriend" after 2 dates.
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Hey Barkeep, it's a bit early to drink, but it is actually my birthday today. 21 years alive. Not sure how much longer I can keep this going though.
Do you have any makers mark? Just a couple pieces of ice please.

I have a quick one to get of my chest
> lost the love of my life 6 months ago
>she went crazy with bipolar and left
>shed always been depressive but she just left
>no warning
>never got any closure, even her family don't see here anymore
>now I can't even talk to women without being crushed from the beginning
>trust issues and shit
>spent 3 years with her, even lived with her for 1
>now my best friends moved down south and my dad's dying right in front of my eyes
>he has 2 years to live
>I'm all alone and now I'm working on my birthday.
>Haven't had a single message on my Facebook or text saying happy birthday

You know what, can you just put the whole bottle next to me, maybe start a tab.
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I'm planning to commit suicide after new years. I'd do it sooner but I don't want to ruin the holiday season for my family forever. I'm in the middle tidying up my things and making sure my affairs are in order.
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>>25103923
Very drunk on gin and beer talk to me I'm so lonely
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Scotch Whiskey please

Work consumes my life, but I have to work so I can afford school, so I can get another job that will consume my life.
>missed dinners with family
>missed parties with classmates
>missed dinner with old friends (but not really, fuck those guys)
>missed Niece's birthday
>going to miss family Christmas
>exhausted and edgy at all times
>mfw

I gotta keep it together, I'm not going to deliver pizza for the rest of my goddamn life while my siblings do amazing shit and cement me into position of lease exemplary child.

Unrelated
>Just rewatched Shaolin Soccer
>tfw no scarred demure martial artist qt
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Schweppes with some vodka, please.
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Hey bartender, White Russian please.
Eh, it's been okay. I don't really feel loved and I'm contemplating suicide. How have you been?
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Hey, bartender. I'd like a shiner and 3 fingers of Jameson, please.

Idk man. I should be happy and stoked about life, but I feel that bottom of the heart sadness for some reason. Maybe it's because a good Steam friend got hit by a car over a month ago and has been medically sedated since, and I just found out a few days ago. Or maybe it's because my flight account only has enough for a couple more flights, a d finishing my flight training requires me to get another god damn $30k loan, and to get that, I have to be enrolled half time, and the school I applied to do that with hasn't told me the status of my application.

I feel so run down and worn out lately. I just want a week to myself to play vidya and ride my bike on the trails (if the rain will ever fucking STOP long enough for them to open up again).

Thanks for listening, barkeep.
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>>25118416
Happy birthday anon. I just turned 21 too. That's a tough situation you're in and I wish I could say something that would make it better. I had my gf of 3 years just leave me too. It took me a long time to get over it. I think the Bojack Horseman episode phrased it best when they said that sometimes you don't get closure. You're trained by movies and books that every story should wrap up nice and neat, but in real life that doesn't happen all the time. You've gotta just keep carrying on until enough time passes to dull the pain.
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Do you have eggnog, if so eggnog and rum its the best part of Christmas. Christmas break is alright i'm currently downloading 192.6gbs of manga because I have the harddrive space. I don't even read manga, I guess whenever I feel the urge I can now though.
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>>25118557
Thank you for replying anon,
It means a lot, I hope you had a great birthday and I wish you the best.
I'm going to sit at home and drink myself to sleep later, one I finish work that is.
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>>25118589
My birthday is right in the middle of finals, so I haven't really done anything to celebrate in a long time. It could have been worse though. Good luck to you too. I'll keep you in my thoughts, and I believe in your ability to persevere.
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>>25118585
Oh, man... that's a lot of manga. What kinds of manga are you loading?
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>>25103923
Can anyone suggest me a normie drink? Are spirts normie?
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>>25118749
Not completely sure, I took a scroll through the folder its all compressed as well so that just increases the amount. I found the torrent link on an old thread that talked about a sharing website going down and this was every single manga that was on it, only really downloading so I can seed it so this massive well categorized collection isn't lost to time.
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I will have some maker's mark please. First week of christmas break has been a shit show. No friends but one who I get tired of quickly and he wants to hang out all the time. Now that I have known him for a while I just can't see myself actually becoming good friends with him
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>>25118764
A Fireball shot or Fireball mixed with hard cider is probably as normie as it gets. Asking for "whatever IPA you have" is pretty normie too.
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>>25118794
> pic
These girls are so cute. How do you search for these pictures? Why there isn't "cute" pool on Danbooru or Konachan?
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Rum and Coke on the rocks.

Only a few more days until I can kill myself without ruining Christmas
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>>25118848
http://awwnime.redditbooru.com/
I just run through here and collect pictures.
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>>25118852
Godspeed anon. I wish I had the fucking balls to finally end it too.
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>>25103923
Good to see you, friend. I'll have a shot of scotch.

How's your weekend been?
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today i've a new chance to find a job
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>>25118890
How can I add it to Mbooru client?
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>>25118946
Try just putting in the url slot, I have no experience with that app.
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>>25118852
Good luck. We'll meet at 2D heavens.
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>>25118852
Until we meet again brother, Farewell
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I fucked up. I might lose my schorlaship, Ive skipped too many classes and the professors are going crazy over me. I just could not wake up and go to the class and see all that fucking people, and those boring class.

If I lose it, it is okay, I can easily get it back again, but only after 1 year though. Fuck anxiety.
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TAVERN MUSIC

SEASON ACCORDING TO TASTE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqiEsns0HLw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=By1b2GLzDUA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMnrl0tmd3k

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Zl5vpy__dQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PoPL7BExSQU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELTGk_EZtJU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4Bcl1EeenM
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>>25119065
> S.T.A.L.K.E.R.
Oh man, these feels. It was one of my first games. If you want, I can translate some of the lines, I know Russian.
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>>25119131
Not the other anon. But Id love if you did
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>7 yeard ago, yung shy boi
>meet chick online maplestory
>azn 10/10 we exchange pics
>really like each other, both live in Canada but very far apart
>she mention Tom, they used to talk butt he disappeared, she afraid now
>still remember the jimmies she rustled in me
>talked for year+
>felt more real than friends back then
>I got less and less into the game
>we stopped talking gradually but I would come back to check on her and promise to come back everytime..
>now wondering why I never said anything clear at all to tell her I was quitting and never coming back
Mfw became Tom
Mfw been trying to get in contact for weeks to set things straight
Mfw cannot remember if all in my head as beta kid back then or actual godtier connection
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>>25103923
just a shitty beer mr. wojack

I had a fucked up day today at work and I don't want to show my face anymore. My cousin offered me a couch to sleep on but I'm almost 22 and I can't just be running from place to place again. I want to move out but I just feel like shit all the time. I want to quit my job but I know how hard it is to get something else, all my friends are more successful than me and actually doing something with their lives and I'm still in fucking community college waiting to transfer and do something with my life.

Fuck man these feelings are the worst because I don't even know where to start. I just wish I could wake up then everything would be better.
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>>25104268
jenk?
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>>25119245
> I just wish I could wake up then everything would be better.

Don't we all?
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>>25119483
yeah man. I know it won't happen without my actions but I don't know where the fuck to start. I feel like the only reason I can't what I want out of my life is because I don't really know what I want in the first place.
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Something that'll wake you up, please. Need to get up early to set up some Christmas stuff. I've been doing good, despite the constant doubting of my abilities and realizing how much of a huge faggot i am before I sleep.
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This is probably the worst part of the year for most of us, isn't it?

For me, it's my family's oppressive obsession with Christmas and their insane hype for it, and lack of understanding for why I'm apathetic about it.

And god forbid I buy into the hype, because then I just get the crashing letdown when Christmas comes and goes and it's nothing to write home about, just the realization that opening up some wrapped up bullshit doesn't make my shitty life any better.

And then comes the party. The one I had to admit I had no friends that I was willing to invite to. The one I'm going to be roped into bartending for my parents' drunk old friends, the one I'm going to see all of the relatives near my age show up to as couples, and have to listen to the "how the hell are you still single" speech over and over again from them.

"Dude, you should find a woman and get married, it's great, what are you waiting for?" my cousin will say, just like he did at Thanksgiving.

The part where everybody will attempt to cheer me up by telling me how much of a bitch my ex was, when I just want to forget about her since it's been almost three years.

The part where I have to deal with my little brother's obnoxious crossfaded bandmates.

The part where I get guilted into inviting my loser friends and I have to be embarassed by them the whole time.

God, I hate this season.
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>>25112440
>mew
maw
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>>25114819
Do you hear that distant voice, b/rother? It says RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE...
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Can't fit all the feels in one post. Feeling a lot of feels lately. Can anyone else get on THIS level of feels?

>auto-immune disease (multiple sclerosis)
>constant needle-stabbing pain in my hands and fingers since mid July
>nerve and painkillers don't get rid of the pain completely and tolerance is growing
>can't weight lift like i used to because hands
>can only walk short distances before legs start getting needle stab fee
>take literally 10 different medications every day
>abnormally color blind
>super pale
>205 lbs 5'6" manlet, gained 30 pounds due to constant steroid treatments and inability to exercise
>ginger
>super pale
>therapist recommended I check myself in to a mental institution
>trying to apply for disability but have already waited more than a year and been denied twice (judge hearing is next step)
>live in a shit state in the South
>recently banned from WoW for botting for 6 months, only game I've played since 2005, can't get into any other vidya
>25 and spend most time on 4chan and watching horror films
>constant drowsy and tiredness due to medication
>non-medical MJ state
>broke as fuck, depend on divorced parents to pay medical bills and utilities
>live alone in a shitty old house that has constant problems
>can't turn on heat because propane gas is way too expensive, use small radiator heater in my room with door closed
>SSRIs decreased sex drive and only fap once a week now, and is difficult because pain in hands flare up from jackin it
>one extremely ugly and fat girl that works at my pharmacy wanted to hook up, but i found out she has fucking HERPES so noped out of that
>reading books gives headaches
>attention span and memory retention is horrible, have to re-read or re-watch forms of entertainment because of that
>want to an hero, but heard helium tanks have more oxygen now
>have shit Associate's Degree that got me nowhere, school too expensive for bachelor's

My only pleasure is collecting Pepes. I have over 2400 UNIQUE Pepes.
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>>25114255
>perfect man
>cannot get laid
you gotta be shitting me. if perfect means for you tall, handsome, physically strong, smart... that's all bullshit. your capability of getting laid is ALL that defines you as a man... or isn't it?
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>>25121128
Feels cont'd.

>dad recently bought $25k black 2013 Camaro ZL1 pussy magnet mid-life crisis edition
>my 94 honda accord has problems starting, batteries die within 6 months, fuel pump takes 5-10 minutes to kick on, broken handle on door of driver side which I have to use my car key to pry open to be able to get out, water leaks in and smells like mold all the time, windows and windshields (front and back) fog up on the inside and have to wipe off because heat doesn't do the job, knob for a/c and heat is broken and can only be adjusted with a pair of pliers, driver window doesn't roll down (electric), speaker broken on driver side
>grandpa recently found out he had 2 tumors on his brain, 1 on his bladder, unknown cancer, had brain surgery to remove 1 tumor on the frontal lobe but the other is too deep, after surgery he can't move his legs or his left arm, got transferred to physical therapy clinic, removed after a week because no improvements, now in a nursing home probably forever
>mom's side of the family completely hates me except for grandpa, grandma died in 2007
>neither parent wants me to live with them because they both have dogs and I have two cats
>horrible mood swings that range from severe depression (ie suicidal thoughts) to outbursts of rage where i punch things and hurt myself or break something
>have only one friend that visits me less than once every month
>very few online friends I barely speak to because they rarely reply
>psychiatrist a shit and keeps offering the same antidepressant for a FULL FUCKING YEAR that I had already been on and suffered too many negative side effects
>year-round allergies
>sleep 3-5 hours a day
>almost had housemate with best friend last year, he moved in for a week and then moved out because bed bug infestation from job we both worked at (even though exterminator took care of it within 3 days of discovery)
>agoraphobia and only go out with mommy
>ugly, 3.5/10 at best
>completely useless

character limit
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>>25121128
>>25121272
ah fuck it, nobody's going to read this shit

TL;DR I have MS and life sucks
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>>25116648

Made this post last night. Damn I must have been sloshed. Why don't I see more posts like this? Am I just really shitty at holding alcohol or did I drink way too much?
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>>25121272
>>25121128
wow. sucks bro. hope you get your disability my life doesnt seems so bad now living as a neet with my parents
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>>25121372
Dunno about anybody else, but I'm so far down the NEET hole that I can type decently even when I'm so drunk I can't stand up or talk.

I'm sober this weekend because I have the damn flu and you're not supposed to drink while taking tylenol.
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>>25120171
>"Dude, you should find a woman and get married, it's great, what are you waiting for?" my cousin will say, just like he did at Thanksgiving.

Tell him straight up that you don't care about marriage.
Normies dismiss anything they don't find comfortable, as 'edgy'. He'll most likely laugh it off thinking you aren't serious and change the conversation.
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>>25121280
I read it nigger.

It's a shit feel and I don't know what to say, other than the fact I'm seriously interested in your collection of pepes and would like to steal it if possible.

But my PC is broken and I'm currently browsing in 640x480 or some ungodly resolution on a 1920x1080 monitor, so there's no point anyway.
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>>25121593
I don't share my rare Pepes. Plenty to find if you just google or rebbit.
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>>25121272
>>25121128
Can somebody go hang out with this guy and just like play Goldeneye and talk to him about stuff or something

Fuck man
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Dram of Glenfiddich 15 if you have it.

*places $7.20 on counter*

Keep the change- a tip, you've earned it what with these long nights.
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>>25110324
I know those feels anon, keep your head up
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>>25118421
keep your head up bot
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>>25117867
was this game a science based dragon mmo by any chance?
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Got drunk and high as shit at a party last night, and I'm currently paying for it.

Vodka, neat. And a pint of tap water please. Thanks.
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>>25103923
Alright Bartender I need something that will make me forget about everything and a lot of it.

I just got abandoned by the one person I've truly fallen in love with for no reason probably got cucked
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>>25121567
That's not quite the case, though.

I mean, I'm pretty hesitant about marriage, but it's not like I don't want another relationship, I just can't fucking find anybody.
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>>25121372
People can develop learned tolerance

As in after a while, they've gotten so used to it that they can act completely sober even after a fuckin bottle of vodka

My dads a great example of this
>son, I dont want you to think less of me for driving you home on the freeway while drunk, all it takes to avoid danger is willpower, as you can see, i'm driving perfectly well

And he was, passed by cops multiple times and he didn't get pulled over
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>>25122793
No lol. Just a single-player adventure game. >>25118256
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