I'm just going to post things that make me cringe.
Why do these things make me cringe?
Today I was returning my books to the campus bookstore and there was a guy with an Asian girl. The guy was skinny and not very tall, and he had triforce earings and a Hogwarts scarf. He was totally orbiting the Asian girl. It was hard to watch as he struggled to find things to talk about with this smug sense of superiority mixed with inferiority.
I found this one on facebook with the caption "only some (nerds) will get this."
What is the point of this? It is obviously to countdown to Christmas, but aside from the snowflakes it has nothing to do with Christmas or the Holiday Season.
The person who owns this is always buying t shirts with star wars references on them that make no sense. It makes my eyes hurt.
>>25088094
>Why do these things make me cringe?
because you have autism
Let me celebrate Christmas and at the same time let everyone know how. Nerdy. :^) I. :^) Am. :^)
because it's Normie's way of trying to trendy and 'geeky'
How many times have you heard a girl saying "I really like nerdy guys!" and thought that she's a liar? She's not lying. She really does like nerdy guys.
But her definition of nerdy guys PRESUMES that they have the non-negotiable traits. The non- negotiable traits being fucking CHAD. She doesn't mean fat basement-dwelling neckbeards that lack any basic social skills.
She means a confident, charming, dominant, physically fit guy, who happens to be into whatever nerdy stuff she's into.
I can't stress this enough: it is the same as guys being attracted to a girl. When you say "I am attracted to brunettes", you are actually saying "I am attracted to brunettes given that they are already skinny girls with good bodies and a nice face."
Hey guys, I code. Let to have everyone know I code. It defines who I am as a person. I totally code.
>>25088282
That is precisely what aggravates me about it. Personally, I don't like any of this stuff besides the original three star wars movies because I grew up watching them with my brother.
It is just obvious this people are buying these items to define who they are as people. And a lot of them have a haughty sense of superiority while they do it.
>>25088208
Wouldn't not cringing at this make me autistic?
>All things CD and Marvel
>The first fucking picture is Disney
Im not even that rustled about normies calling themselves geeks for liking entry level stuff but can you atleast get your entry level shit together.
>>25088301
If you intend to write code on a fucking coffee mug can you atleast format it properly
baka tbqh senpai
>>25088301
>wasting vertical space
>redundant comments
>>25088301
>write coffee refill
>doesn't even have a function for coffee refill
Just gonna crash on you bro!!!
>>25088349
Exactly senpai
>>25088455
he's creating a new object hence the NEW operator
so the class definition is somewhere else, he's just using it here
Its just trendy
I better wear a shirt in case someone forgets how much of a geek I am.
>>25088094
Fuck being a geek
I'm an otaku
>>25088301
>that gobbledygook
If? Else? What is this, some kind of alien language?
>//I am a software developer
Oh, now I get it! Ha! But if they really wanted to go full epic, they would have bundled that lolworthy mug with a spork!
>>25088094
Because capeshit and Star Wars is no longer geeky. They claim to be geeks for watching the newest star wars/marvel movies but really they are normalfags.
I was lucky enough to be in this thread
>>25088615
Where is the terminal punctuation mark then?
>>25088282
spot on. you're right.. :'(
>>25088301
Oh Jesus, that's painful.
(c = new Coffee)[c.empty ? 'Refill' : 'Drink']()
>>25088845
>empty
*Empty
>>25088094
When you see that on your facebook wall, you know EXACTLY how a black person feels when listening to some suburban white guy talk about hip hop.
It's cultural appropriation.
>>25088808
The thread is still up
>>25047447
>>25088888
Stop appropriating fine quads for your shitposting.
>>25088916
Still archived I mean
Funny how you try talking to anyone who claims to be a fan of any of those about the comics related they just look at you like you spit in their face.
At least Anita -the spearhead of progressiveness in vidya- knows what she's talking about.
>>25088444
>making code easily readable is a waste
It's not like we need to save the pixels because of pixel deforestation. It's literally retarded not to do this.
>>25088094
Forgot the avengers dude.
No idea why but the avengers just makes me so fuckin mad.
Normies on the internet
Normies playing video games
Normies playing tabletop games
Normies reading comics
The avengers was when i really cracked and gave up.
Shit movies, shit universe, shit fanbase.
>Muh guardians of the chromosome is soo good that guy is sooo hot
>>25088282
>it is the same as guys being attracted to a girl. When you say "I am attracted to brunettes", you are actually saying "I am attracted to brunettes given that they are already skinny girls with good bodies and a nice face."
Actually I'm totally crushing on this brunette at work. I'm 26 and she's maybe mid 50's? Late 40s at the youngest? She's a total qt tho, and it's definitely her hair that does it for me.
There another girl at work I like who's a fucking chubber but she's a brunette too so I think she's pretty.
Remember when this shit stayed online?
>>25088094
> I know how to say "friend" in elvish
> Elen sila lumenn omentielvo
> I play Dungeons&Dragons, 4th Edition
> I only play the White Box
> I've seen the new Star Wars movie
> I've an Hero after seeing a black stormtrooper
See the difference?
One is mainstream and the other is autistic. Playing vidya games or having seen the Avengers may be considered geeky but what does it say about the person? It's the dude who never plays vidya games and never watches blockbuster who is a weird exception in 2016.
>>25088981
It's not readability. I felt literally bad seeing the redundancy of 'coffee' everywhere.
There are other premises that they're not a very good programmer, e.g. inconsistent space after the constructor and the conditional clause -- they haven't thought that the latter might be considered a function, if(condition, then). But that's less important.
>>25088356
Was talking to a few guys at work today.
One was sperging out as usual, going out of his way to drop references to all his "lol so nerday!" shit.
Other guy felt left out I guess, so he buts in with
"yeah, I'm a geek too! I mean, I played football in high school and dated cheerleaders and stuff, but I also play games, like WoW and my Xbox 1!".
Meanwhile I'm sitting in the middle just
>decide to watch guardians of the galaxy
>sounds like fun action comedy in spess
>mfw actually seeing the movie
I mean, it didn't suck, but it was just so... childish, and not even in that good childish kind of way but in the circle jerking tumblr kind of way.
>>25088808
Fuck. Outside of having a drunkard mother and writing stories of his imagined mother, this is exactly me and my own feelings regarding my mother.
>>25089077
It's almost like it was a FUCKING KIDS MOVIE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XrBoeMF4FYs
>>25089056
And, in fact, I just realized that it should have been numeric, if(!c.content) c.content = c.capacity.
In fact, no, capacity could be just represented by a large integer, binarily:
0000000000000000 = empty cup
0000000000001111 = some left
1111111111111111 = full
And refill could be just bit flipping.
>>25089107
Just because it's a kids movie doesn't mean it can't be good. Picture related, that's a good sci-fi fantasy adventure movie for the whole family without any of the circle jerk.
>>25088808
Hey, I'm in that!
>>25088267
Dunno but that's kinda cool.
>>25089077
Never seen Guardians of the Galaxy and don't even know what it's about. What's the Tumblr circle jerk?
>>25088981
Allows for more lines of code on the screen
>>25089202
Thought the same. It's not empty references and catchphrases at least.
>>25088808
Hey, someone is still posting this thing. I'm the Rosey mommy guy. Flattered you guys actually got something of substance out of my awful stories.
>>25088301
wait
i can read this and I took 1 cs class. am i a software developer too?
>Proud I'm all things DC and Marvel a geek to be.
I don't get it. Is it a riddle?
>>25089149
So, basically:
this.onSip = function() { if(!this.coffee >>= 1) this.coffee = sizeof(something); };
>>25089474
>sizeof(something)
sizeof(this); duh.
>>25088301
>//I am a software developer
no shit
I have to plead guilty on this one though, I tattooed a fork bomb on my arm. Yes I did it in for everybody to see. Still, while I don't have but one friend who actively uses linux, I am the most knowledgeable person I know in my field. I once attended a hackerspace but it was out of my city.
anyway yes I do kind of define myself in terms of what I do because else my life would be pretty much void. I'd have nothing to live for, so I try to inmerse myself as much as I can in the things I love. I'm not, though, going out and telling everybody how 1227 I am. If I did I'd probably have a job tho
>>25089814
>fork bomb
It would be so ironic if you died of cancer.
>>25088301
>Hey guys, I code. Let to have everyone know I code. It defines who I am as a person. I totally code.
You do basically have to pretend that your life revolves around Java if you want to get a job in software. Your interview performance basically hinges on how fake your enthusiasm is.
"We want people who are PASSIONATE about developing enterprise form applications! Like us on github!"
>>25088094
Obviously, because people that self identify as geek are usually the kind of people that only like meme tier shit, and even then, if you try to have a nuanced conversation about their supposed "interests" they give you a funny look.
>>25088356
>>The first fucking picture is Disney
Marvel has been making Star Wars comic books for decades so it's not that much of a stretch, even if you're technically correct.
I'm a huge weeb but it's embarassing as fuck and not something I want to discuss with people outside of the internet.
>>25088808
That isn't cringe, that is sad.
>>25088951
sounds like you spit when you talk
>>25089022
can you honestly not say that is a massively epic win
>>25090017
What's up with green darth vader, Luke and Kenobi with a red light saber???
>>25090588
I don't know, what's up with everyone putting their dicks in your holes???
>>25088301
>hey guys look software and coffee ayylmao
>COFFEE AND STEM ARE INTERCHANGABLE LMAO
>COFFEE IS LIFE BRO CANT DO SHIT WITHOUT MY COFFEE
>>25090608
Damn, BTFO
>>25090611
>people that are proud that they've ruined their body's ability to function naturally without specific addictive chemicals to wake up their fucking brain
makes no fucking sense to me.
>>25090588
I didn't read that one. I began reading them at the end of the 80's, so after the Empire fell and the Republic tried to restore order. It was mostly about Luke going from one planet to another, but the plot was good overall and it was funny to see some of their old friends becoming hostile now that they didn't have a common enemy to fight.
>>25088808
That's really somber and sad.
>>25089240
dude, move on.
Deal with it.
In a more healthy way than rosey mommy
>>25090878
eh so's your penis size
>>25088267
this isn't cringe, it is just a different Xmas tree
it would be cringe if it was like "NerDy Athiestmass XDXDXDXXX" under the picture
>>25091188
No.
It and you are gay.
>>25091243
>It and you are gay.
> CURRENT YEAR
> Not being gay
what are you gay or something?
>>25091286
Of course I'm gay you faggot. I'm expressing my approval of you and that fabulous gay-ass tree.
>middle school
>get constantly laughed at and picked on because I always talked about star wars amongst my friends, and wore some star wars clothing occasionally
>fast forward 12 years
>all of the girls on social media are raving about how epic the new star wars is and how their life is complete and all that bullshit
>>25090048
There's a difference between discussing anime and going full weeb.
Weeb means you're gonna start spouting BARRAGE NO JUTSU and japanese phrases while acting it out. Discussing it is just like "have you read Berserk? Miura is a great artists and captures such a dark fantasy so well, too bad the cunt has written a new chapter for years now."
Problem is if people keep being ashamed of liking comics, MtG, anime and video games, someone else is going to be "proud" of it and express their likes for it. Because you didn't, they set the example for what the fanbase should act like, when in actuality the real fanbase just doesn't speak up.
>>25088267
I actually like the aspect of the tree. I find the idea to be somewhat creative.that's not cringy at all.
>>25089077
>>25089220
DANCE OFF RIGHT NOW
YOU AND MEME
>>25088301
As someone who failed into to computer sciencebecause I did not do most of the boring af work, I acknowledge that I wouldn't be caught dead holding anything like this for obvious reasons.
>I am a software engineer who cannot write my include statements, incorporate classes and functions from those classes, and have a bunch of undeclared objects
That entire mug should be highlighted red.
>>25091356
maybe you were just an annoying fag about it
>>25088282
>implying that anything that isn't morbidly obese is skinny.
>>25089077
It was made entirely for young adult audiences that's why. I was sad because Lee Pace is a great actor and if they made that movie the slightest bit serious, removed Pratt, Vin Diesel and gave him more lines, would've been MotY.
And I am still pissed at what the boy did while his mother was dying, come one man that's not even funny.
>>25091466
gee, someone being an annoying fag about star wars? i couldn't possibly imagine.
>>25091433
>cannot write my include statements, incorporate classes and functions from those classes, and have a bunch of undeclared objects
I admit that I don't know Java, or /^C.+/ or whatever it is, but why would that mug contain those? This code, while certainly bad, is clearly a quote -- why should it contain all the initialization fluff? It's not relevant.
>>25089169
You're comparing Marvel shit to Terry fucking Gilliam
>>25091466
Makes no difference, because at this point it's cool and cute to be an annoying fag about Star Wars
>>25091508
Because if you're gonna have a mug that says you're a software engineer at least make it look like it if you're not going to write anything beyond babby level.
>>25091538
only sharing a couple of obnoxious memes on social media is cool, but being 'that kid' irl and injecting star wars into conversations would be different
>>25090048
Over he course of the next five years you're going to see it become very normalized.
>I'm proud to be a geek!
Good for you!
>I'm proud to be gay!
You're so brave!
>I'm proud to be black!
And your ancestors are proud of you too!
>I'm proud to be white!
TRIGGERED
>>25090761
>leias upper lip
>>25091557
Nonsense. It's as if I weren't allowed to quote a passage from a novel without giving its bibliographical record.
>>25088301
where's the end function? also he's assuming its running in some kind of loop, while(1) or something like that right?
>>25088301
I didn't code ever since uni, but if you just created a class, why do you need to check its values immediately? Wouldn't they be either random bits or whatever you programmed as default values?
>>25091718
The iteration is implied in using the cup.
>>25091646
that analogy is not even valid
>>25091741
It is. A pseudocode only has the barest gist of meaning (the algorithm, without declaration and definition and all). A 'pseudoquote' only has the barest gist of identification (author & title).
>>25088973
HAHAHA
>girls can torrent too
>not using private trackers
>not owning a seed box
>uses filthy pleb trackers
I see no adds here, sure is comfy.
>>25091731
Good point generally, but you can explain it that the Coffee class refers to an instance of picking up the cup, whose constructor connects every time to a static/singleton/whatever resource of contents of the cup (the actual fluid within), which persists between picking it up (= which persists between reinitializations of Coffee coffee).
>>25091828
Oh, and that would mean that there is an overloaded getter for Empty, too.
>>25091852
(No, wait, it wouldn't. Never mind.)
>>25091361
Except outside of stuff like Berserk I watch stuff like GochiUsa and Hidamari Sketch, which are seen as creepy by most normal people. I already look like a disgusting neckbeard and am trying to distance myself from them. I can't even fathom discussing Non Non Biyori outside of the internet, its bad enough that I have people posting anime shit on normalbook.
>>25091356
Or maybe after all those years of laughing at you they decided to give it a chance, or maybe you were just an obnoxious faggot about it and they liked it all the time.
i = 0;
coffee = 1;
while(1)
for i=1:length
if coffee = 0;
coffee = 1;
end
end
>>25091640
Lol they are all really badly done, reminds me of that guy who did inuyasha
>>25088162
i dont get it, i never watched any of these things.
>>25092404
The chick on the left kissed her brother once. The chick on the right regularly fucks her brother.
>>25092586
hot tttt (to tell the truth)
>>25088808
tldr? fuck reading all that shit.
>>25091286
>world trigger
Mah brother of African descent
>>25088301
underrated postprogrammers are cunts
I don't get that Star Wars hype at all. In general, it's also pure cringe if you enter a person's home and then everything is littered with fucking merchandise of some cartoon, game, nerd brand, trash media, etc.
