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FEMANON FEELS: THURSTY THURSDAY EDITION also yandere edition
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FEMANON FEELS: THURSTY THURSDAY EDITION
also yandere edition
> tfw you can't let go even though it was years ago and you only talked a few times and he probably hated you back then
> tfw you were just willing to accept maybe he was a figment of your imagination until he starts showing internet activity again
> the reminder that he is alive but won't be alive with you is deeply infuriating because he was a qt kuudere and you haven't met anyone like that since because you're a loud weeb
> tfw you know he's on 4chan and all you're doing is creeping him the fuck out
> just want him to notice me
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE ;_;
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>>25064251
bump this original post:^)
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>>25064251
>kuudere
It's one of those feels that make you go ye.
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>>25064251
why cant i ever have females lust over me like taht so I can use them up and throw them into a trashbin where they belong and feel like a "tru nigga" while I try to get the cycle on repeat :(
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These joke threads aren't funny anymore.

It honestly depresses me.
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>ywn bust a nut on Star Butterfly's face

;~;
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>partner left work late
>threw myself at them sexually again
>barely touched me
>went to bed early

rationally i realise it's not me or my fault, but that's not how it feels
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>>25064338
> implying I'm joking
kek, obsessing over what is essentially a perfect stranger is a different type of hell.
> saw how we'd be compatible in real life after talking
> saw how we'd be extremely compatible after online stalking
> still can't act on it because I know way too much
> so many ways to contact him, none of these ways are not creepy as fuck
kill me or send me another cute, sane kuudere
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>>25064251
>femanon feels
Why can't you simply make a feel thread? Why do you have to segregate yourself from other people? Do you want to feel like a snowflake because of your tits landwhale or probably disgusting girl? Too bad for you, you aren't.

Why don't you go on tumblr? Your kind of attention whore are not liked here.
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>>25064527
usually its because whenever a post in a feel thread is judged to be female - even if it doesnt explicitly say so, half the thread replies REEEE FEMALES ARENT ROBOTS WAAAAAH GET OFF MY BOARD YOU NORMIES REEEEEEE

etc
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>>25064527
I want to talk to other creepy girls on a website I browse daily. I expect you robots to be creepy af, so I don't want to talk to you. Besides, you'd still call me a whore on an individual post, so who really gives a shit.
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Hijacking a shitty attention whore/bait thread to share the best OC nobody saw last night.
Reminder to:
>fight back, don't respond to attention whores/bait threads
>if you must, SAGE
>produce OC of your own, no matter how bad
>produce FEELS threads, not femanon feels, when there are none currently active

This message has been brought to you by MAKE /R9K/ GREAT AGAIN
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>>25064365
How is it not your fault that you are a gigantic slut?
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>>25064251
THERE IS ALREADY A FUCKING THREAD FOR THIS
>>25056775
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>>25064649
there's nothing slutty about wanting sex in a relationship.

the constant rejection is starting to really mess with my head is all, and i want to vent.
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>>25064665
WELL NOW WE HAVE TWO BITCH
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I wish Samson was here to post trains ;~;
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>>25064566
Then just get lost. Are you silly? Don't you get your behavior doesn't fit in this place?

No wonder you have problems in your life, you're retarded.
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If dubs I am getting a qt 3.14 gf like pic related

Please God, just this once
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>>25064665
REPORT, SAGE, AND HIDE

I REPEAT

REPORT, SAGE, AND HIDE.
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>>25064694

Cheat on him then, you dumb cum guzzling whore.
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>>25064753
KUCKED AGAIN LOL
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I've accepted that the only reason I want to have a robot GF is that i have an idealized image of a girl in my head, and its pure selfishness on my part. I justify it via desperation, and it shows when I try to get girls contact info here but

I DONT FUCKING CARE, PLS BE MY GF
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>>25064764
It's a shame that I stole her away with these dubs of mine.
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>>25064764
Fuck you normie I am not leaving this thread until I obtain the dubs I need to have a qt gf like the one in my thread
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>>25064768
Are you cute kuudere? I don't fucking think so.
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>>25064694
>
Its just not fair that you do something retarded like go after chad and then complain about it
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>>25064753
no, she's mine. check out my dubs bruh
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>>25064733
my behaviour fits in fine, its my gender that doesn't. I post a lot, and most posts i make are fine, because i've been careful not to allude to the fact that I'm female. but occasionally i'll slip up and someone will notice and it's suddenly YOU DONT BELONG HERE!!!!! YOUR BEHAVIOUR DOESNT FIT!!! YOURE RETARDED!!!!!!!!

honestly, if you guys would just give up the hating on women act, you wouldn't be posting in this thread right now being mad that women are on this board, and i wouldn't be explaining to you why we have to have our own thread.

If you don't like the thread, hide it and move on, are you silly?
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hey girls can i ask you a question
lets say there is this guy who shares lots of your mutual friends. He starts talkong to you over facebook, literally starting off with "I think you're cute."

Then lets say he goes out of his way to meet you for only like 30 seconds.

Then you reject him because you are too busy with schoolwork. BUT admit that if that werent the case then he'd have a chance.

Then, maybe about a week or two later you see him in person again but he doesnt say anything or text you afterwards.

How would you feel?
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>>25064842
It's really not that hard to not reveal your gender. I am a guy but 99% of my posts would be exactly the same if I was female.
The problem is that women, especially you apparently, are so self obsessed that they find it difficult to not talk about themselves constantly. You literally stay away from talking about your pussy, that's all. It's not that hard you dumb bitch.
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>>25064842
Get fucked Stacy. Your roastie is so fucking toasty right now.
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>>25064828
my partner isn't chad. they're a nerdy book lover with an office job.

>>25064761
i don't want to cheat, that's not in my nature. deceit like that just fosters so much toxicity in a relationship, if i wanted to have sex with other people, i'd just be straight up about it. atleast then i never have to worry about it coming back to bite me on the ass and ending my relationship.

>>25064875
i'd move on pretty quickly, but i'd be sad for a moment or two.
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>>25064753
Alright third time's the charm
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>>25064753

ROLLING AROUND LIKE THESE FUCKING DUBS.
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>>25064922
CAN'T FUCK THE KUCK
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>>25064614
Kek, that is gold.
Thank you for fighting the good fight.
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>>25064922
Nice dubs anon
Chekt
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>>25064922
Fuck yes, I did it, finally qt 3.14 gf here I come
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>>25064910
that's not true at all. like none of it.

why is it a problem when women talk about themselves on here, but the 9001 other threads that are male robots talking about themselves are a-okay?
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>tfw thought it was wednesday
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>visiting ex at our old flat to give our shared pets christmas presents
>broke up 3.5 months ago, not visited except for essentials
>we're getting on really well, intended to catch up for 10 minutes, been there for 3 hours
>he opens his phone to show me something,face bubble from facebook of a female showing
>"aaahh" and eh quickly swipes it to go away
>"who was that?"
>"nobody really"
>"are you fucking her? Flirting? What?"
>"No I'm not! And I don't know about flirting"
>"well it's none of my business anymore"
Fuck fuck FUCK FUCK I WAS SO ANGRY. I WANTED TO TEAR HER SKIN OFF, HAD TO RESIST THE PHYSICAL URGE TO PUNCH HIM IN THE FACE AND KICK HIS TOWER DOWN. HOW DARE HE, HE'S MY PROPERTY HOW FUCKING DARE HE MOVE ON FUCK.
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>>25064918

He's probably a faggot.
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>>25064963
It's a problem because 99% of males on here can talk about themselves WITHOUT OVERTLY REVEALING THEIR GENDER. It's fine to talk about yourself and to vent, it's what this board is about. But the fact that you literally cannot control yourself, and are so addicted to attention that you must make everything about the fact that you have a wet hole is disgusting. Post in feels threads, stop trying to make threads all about you to attract controversy and attention.
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>>25064842
You're just starving from attention and trying to get it through your gender. How is loneliness, bullying and depression related to gender? How is the fact you have a fucking vagina relevant?

God damn it, after seeing people here hate you, can't you understand you're not welcome? Can't you at least get the conclusion "this place is not friendly for me"? Your stupidity astounds me. I want to slap someone because of you. I think I would rather shove a cactus up my ass rather than having to cope with you in real life for 10 minutes, fucking jesus christ.
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>>25065030

lol stupid cunt
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>>25064485
does being abrasive count as kuu

or maybe thats more tsun territory
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>>25064922
Good job anon, you're a beautiful couple.
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>>25065030
How did you like getting cucked for once you trash bag?
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>>25064614
>if doubles i get a Rosey mommy too
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>>25065124
Fuck off m8 I already got dubs
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>>25065053
>>25065075

but you see, any post where you talk about yourself is likely to reveal your gender. my issues are different to yours, and that's okay. If you dont want them in your threads, we'll just have our own and you can hide it like a big boy.
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>>25065097
That's tsun. He was kuudere, seemingly unbothered by everything, quiet and studious.
> got him to blush once
> solidified my feelings/fetish for his kind
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What is "cute kuudere?"

Cute cooter? I don't understand. Halp pls.
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>>25064922
>>25065100
And though I'm sure she's impressed by my dubs, I would never ruin a perfect relationship like that. Best wishes to you two.
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>>25065160
>any post where you talk about yourself is likely to reveal your gender
Just plain wrong. Go read a feels thread. Maybe you assume the majority are male, because they are, but 99% of those posts are gender ambiguous. Hell maybe even some grills have the sense to change "bf" to "gf".
I said your issues are fine, and you can have them in feels threads. Why do you have to make threads all about yourself roastie? Why does everything have to be about you cultivating your own unique identity on an ANONYMOUS MONGOLIAN DREAMWEAVING COLLECTIVE?
I actually believe you are a girl because of how unable you are to see past yourself.
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>>25065153
Fuck you I'm getting dubs faggot.
>tfw Rosey mommy
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>>25065160
>any post where you talk about yourself is likely to reveal your gender.
Nope. Not at all.
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>>25065288
Holy shit, you actually did it, you lucky bastard
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>>25065160
Just go to tumblr or facebook we don't care you have a vagina. I never mention I have a fucking cock in my posts. You're such a cunt. I don't hate women. I hate you.
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>>25065255
tr-tr-triggered
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>>25065398
>makes retarded threads and retarded posts
>gets told she's retarded
>haha trolled u mad bro xD
ok
In other words you're saying
>w-w-well i can't argue with that, b-but he seems mad s-so i'll say i'm t-trolling him
>i-i won
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>>25064918
i'd move on pretty quickly, but i'd be sad for a moment or two.
Though, I want this girl to like me. Should I say something, dont want to sound clingy but perhaps Im too self-conscience?
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>>25065342
i haven't mentioned my genitals either, there's more to being a woman than just a vagoo.

>>25065255
>Hell maybe even some grills have the sense to change "bf" to "gf".

>you should censor who you are because it makes me have a hissyfit

no.
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>>25064251
>tfw you know he's on 4chan and all you're doing is creeping him the fuck out
I-is it me?
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>>25065476
see the thing is, women are different to each other, and the amount of information youve provided gives me no context of what would be a suitable method of achieving those aims for that particular woman.

for me? i dunno... i dont make a good effort at having friends, im kinda socially reluctant. but when other people make the first step it makes it easier for me to be involved with them.
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>>25065496
I'm not saying you have to censor yourself. Hell you could leave it in there and most people would just think you're gay.
The problem is that you have to make every single thing about you. You need this attention. Right now, you're getting the attention you crave because I'm responding to you. You love this.
I just cannot wrap my mind around this amount of self-absorption. This is why I hate most women. So many are like this. You are literally no different from all the women who say
>le queen of sarcasm
>i'm a total geek xD
You're just an attention whore.
You do not belong here.

Shoo shoo roastie.
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>>25065113
I don't like your implications
>>25065078
and just fuck you, hateful.
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>go to computer lab while it's not very busy
>just one guy there
>as you walk through the door he smiles at you in a really friendly and warm way
>you don't see this very often being directed at you because you have no social life
>think nothing of it and just get on with your work
>see same guy some weeks later
>when he walks past you get slight butterflies

w-well then ;~;
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>>25065255
>gf

It should be crush, or partner, if you actually wanted to have any validity to your points. But no.
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>>25065438
I'm not even that girl, you're just stupid as fuck to imply that girls should imply they are heterosexual males by replacing bf with gf so as not to upset you.
> tee hee I'm a girl but I'm going to be pretend to be a guy and talk about how much I want to fuck my gfs cock because I don't want to be accused of attention whoring
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>>25065577

lol silly cunt
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>>25065564
>don't censor yourself
>but don't say anything about being a woman ever
lol


honestly, if you stopped replying to me that would be perfect. in fact, i don't even know why you're still in this thread since you despise the premise of it so much.

Yes, the problem we're having in this fembot feel thread, and my posts about my feels in this thread - is that they're about me. congratulations, you've hit the nail on the head. i'm sorry for talking about my self, and posting about my feels in this feel thread for fembots, it was an honest mistake, right?
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>>25065611
>not even that girl
ok
>upset me
Doesn't upset me, I just assume you're gay if you say bf.
I might even question whether you're a girl, and that's fine.
But when you purposely make threads called
>FEMANON FEELS
aka
>I HAVE A VAGINA FEELINGS COME HERE I HAVE A VAGINA
It's ridiculous.
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>>25065641

Good, now back to the cuckshed.
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>>25065545
Yeah, I know no amount of posts on 4chan is going to help me find the roght answer.

This shit is hard.
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>>25065641
>come to male dominated board, mainly filled with desperate males or misogynists
>make a femanon feels thread
>not looking for attention
ok

>don't even know why you're still in this thread since you despise the premise of it so much
Honestly I'm still here because I am naive enough to believe you might have some reason left. Some reasonable thinking bone in your body that would tell you maybe not everything has to be about you.

Your posts aren't about you. Your posts are about the fact that you have a vagina. You define yourself only by the damp hole in between your legs.
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>>25065030
Hearing you get mad about him being healthy and moving on fuels me. As always, stay toasty, roasty.
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>>25065577
Getting cucked doesn't feel good?
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>>25065650
You care more about my vagina than I do. Are anon feels simply DICK FEELS I CANT THINK WITHOUT MENTIONING WHAT MY DICK NEEDS
> most threads are actually about this
Whoops.
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>>25065577
A toasty roastie, ladies and gentlemen.

What's it feel like to know she is prettier than you and he thinks about her all the time? I bet he masturbates to her, and I bet she has a much tighter vagina than you sweetie.
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>>25065712
>this is my male space and i get to tell you what to do because i am maaaaan!!!!!!

lmao

>Your posts aren't about you. Your posts are about the fact that you have a vagina. You define yourself only by the damp hole in between your legs.

like all of these posts that I've made in the thread so far, literally every single one of them talks about the "damp hole between my legs".

You got me.
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>>25065541
I doubt it. Even if it was, would you really give me a chance?
Initials please.
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>>25065596
>tfw it always looks awkward and forced and not genuine when you try to smile at someone
I wish I could make a girl feel the way you do.
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>>25065739
Again
>comes to male dominated board
>threads about having dicks
Hmmm

>black man goes to KKK rally
>they talk about how they are white
>"Well, I'm black"
>"Nigger go home! Nigger get out! Stay toasty, nigger!"
>black man expected something different
You just don't belong here.
YOU HAVE TO GO BACK
YOU HAVE TO GO BACK
YOU HAVE TO GO BACK
YOU HAVE TO GO BACK
YOU HAVE TO GO BACK
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>>25065768
>like all of these posts that i've made in the thread so far
>literally every single one of them talks about the damp hole between my legs
Yes, they literally all do, because you are participating in a FEMANON FEELS THREAD.
You might not be writing
>i have a vagina
but the premise behind every one of your feels posts is that you are a "femanon" and hence have a vagina.

STAY TOASTED ROASTIE
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How does it feel knowing you'll never be this pretty, roasties?
>>25065030
Cuck
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You are all disgustingly ugly and useless.
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No one will ever love you, roasties.
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>>25065868
But you see, if i don't censor my posts, then it becomes fairly obvious i'm a woman or a fag. either way i get hated on in a typical robot feels thread. whereas i can just come to a different thread, that you can just hide if you don't like, and have my feels here with people who actually want to talk about them.

why is it so hard for you to just hide a thread and move on?
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I'm sorry, but you're all just revoltingly ugly. Seeing you is a shock to men's sense. Reading or hearing what you say makes us cringe. You are subhumans
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Rose is the blood god, I shall spill blood for her.
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>>25065792
Yeah, I know. Just making a (not) funnie

P M
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>>25065942
If your posts are so revealing of your gender, that's your problem.
It's like going to Stormfront and starting a black person safe space thread.
Roastie.
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>"fembots" will never be this pretty
Unlovable
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You roasties aren't welcome here, fuck off.
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>roastie status: on suicide watch
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>>25065975
It's not you.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>25065988
not asking for a safe space, just saying if you don't like it move on. it's not hard to follow, i've literally said it multiple times in this thread.

click the hide button, go away
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>roasties: a word from Trump
>you have to go back
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>>25065766
>>25065733
>>25065716

At least I'm mad at something legit and not girls invading my secret special place only for boys.
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>>25066035
>not asking for a safe space, but if you disagree you should leave
nah i'll stay roastie, thanks though
dumb
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>>25066044
>defending being a cuck AND a roastie
you are inferior to that girl, and this one
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>>25066044

Whatever you stay, toasty roastie.
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>>25066027
goodd
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>>25064614
Let's make r9k great again! FUCK THE NORMIES.. FUCK THE NORMIES WHORES THE DESERVES TO BE BRUTALLY RAPED BY A NIGGER WITH AIDS..
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>when the roasties don't stay at Arby's
shaking my head to be truthful family

Roasties can't into triples
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>when you go to Arby's and order the roast beef max
>when you open the box and the roast beef max tells you it's time for a femanon feels thread
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>>25066063
not about you disagreeing with the posts, you disagree with the concept of the thread entirely. its like hating clubs but going to them anyway, then sitting around in the club being like "ugh i hate clubs"
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Running out of pictures of pretty women. I would ask you roasties to post a few of yourselves but, well.. you know.
ugly
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>>25066044
Now who's the one that's projecting?
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>>25064251
Look dirty bitch. You are a woman OK a woman. Woman can fuck whenever they want. And if that dude don't give you attention then go with the guys you friendzoned.. I'm pretty sure you're a lot. Fuck you.
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>>25064251
just send him a message you dip
>>25064918
even if you are honest about it, sex with other people ends the relationship in 90% of cases
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>>25066172
>pits not stained
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>>25066165
Again
>go to Stormfront
>post black safe space thread
>regular posters post in thread and say "I don't like this thread"
>black people are surprised
So self absorbed. True roasty if I've ever seen one.
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>>25066179
yeah i know, i don't want sex with other people anyway. i just wanted to feel sexy and attractive tonight and i really tried. i got rejected without a word and it feels really shitty.
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>>25066179

Better late than never, eh? I was about to do a dark blood ritual to summon you.
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>>25066202
That thread was gold. We need more threads like that and like >>25064614


>>25066215
You are not sexy or attractive, get out of here roastie
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>>25066215

I'm telling you, your boyfriend is a cock smoking faggot.
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>when the roast beef is out of place

shoo shoo roast beef
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>>25066211
>go to storm front
>post thread about being black
>someone hates on the thread and continuously takes part in it, despite that hate
>rather than ignoring the thread and letting it die
>thinks they are on some sort of intellectual highground for doing this

you're just wasting both of our time to be honest.
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>>25066215
So... You are a scort or just a brainless whore?
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Say it with me!

Shoo shoo roast beef!
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>>25066179
He doesn't want me, anon. It's not fair. I can't even have someone new to like, I just keep fantasizing about him because there's no one else out here for me.
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>4/10 KHV without friends
>at school, watching a video on the computer while wearing earbuds
>some classmates also come to play agar.io or something
>one male classmate sits next to me
>literally briefly pats the side of my thigh and asks me something about the video I'm watching, then returns to playing

I think this might be the first time a male has touched me. Now I'm impure and can't get married!
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>>25066215
does he usually reject you like that?
>>25066225
well, I'm here, so hold off on the human sacrifice ok?
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>>25066298
where are you getting that from?

>>25066256
why?

>>25066243
that sums up my feels, thank you
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>>25066293
>go to storm front
>post thread about being black
>does not expect hatred
I can tell you don't belong here because if you did wasting time wouldn't be a worry.
got a date with chad soon, roastie?

Shoo shoo roast beef
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>>25066312
often enough that i've started feeling like im just going to give up trying to be attractive any more, clearly its not working
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>>25066303
why doesn't he want you, famiglia?
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>>25066310
Just cut the leg he touched and then you're pure again :^)
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>>25066303
>it's not fair!
life isn't fair, that's why you were born with roast beef lips
>>25066316
no problem roastie
>>25066342
Maybe he was tired or upset about something, but instead the issue has to be all about you roastie.

Shoo shoo roast beef
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Is this how you repay our deity and our sharing, bud?

Is this why we shared god with you?
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>>25066342
has he been acting strange in other ways?
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>>25066303

You could always kill yourself.

>>25066316

Because he doesn't want to fuck you, probably stopped in a parking lot on the way home to get his cock sucked by some random fag.
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>>25064753
dubs please i need it
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Pls be germany. Pls.
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>>25066383
they could have just said that, instead of slightly groping at me then just going back to watching television

>>25066397
not really

>>25066398
doesn't seem likely
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>>25066357
Robot legs are so cool desu, I secretely hope I lose my leg in an accident so I could get a cool-looking robotic leg.
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>>25066383
The only good thing about this shit are trains
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Your getting kucked desu
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>>25066387
Stop worshipping and putting pussy on a pedestal.
She's not god, she's not that special. She's just exceptionally pretty so I'm using her to demonstrate how inferior roasties are.
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>>25066413
either he's depressed/overworked, or he's getting some pussy elsewhere
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>>25066413

When was the last time you guys fucked?
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>>25066413
Well he probably got excited then realized that you were 350+ lbs and lost his boner.
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>>25066419
choo choo motherfucker
choo fucking choo
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>>25066451
a week or so, but honestly, it was basically assisted masturbation. not that that's not fine, any attention would be good at this point.

>>25066442
they don't seem depressed when we've talked about stuff, maybe over worked, but they know i'd appreciate if it they just said something.

>>25066468
143lbs
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>>25066502
431 lbs?
or do you just mean 143 lbs of undesirable roast beef?
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>>25066434
You are an ungrateful cunt.

God is a lie.
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I've never had an orgasm. Bad feel.
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>>25066530
143lbs total weight of my entire self.
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>>25066540
You are twisted and pussy whipped. Stop putting her or any other woman on a pedestal.
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>>25066560
>any other woman
You don't understand.

And why bother insulting what you do not value? You still like them, and you still want them. I don't.
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>>25066502

>they

wtf, mate?
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>>25066545
learn to masturbate
>>25066502
confront him about that then, but try not to be overly aggressive or needy
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>>25066586
Well, either way m8, at least you're not a roastie so I respect your beliefs. I'm sorry I insulted Rose.

Shoo shoo roast beef.
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>>25066545
How? Are you paralyzed from the waist down?
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>>25066611
Why do you bother with this female? You could be doing anything else but not this. Not this.

M8. I may be whipped by one. You are still slave to them all.
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>>25066599
think about it.

>>25066607
i don't want to, i don't want to seem like i'm pressuring them into sex if they don't want it with me. its complicated, but i have a bunch of issues, and it would be worse if they had sex with me after i confronted them about it. it would feel like they're only having sex with me because i made a fuss about it, not because they actually find me attractive.. you know?
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>>25066637
>tfw satanic quints, selling my soul for a Rose gf
Roasties will never know this feel

>implying I haven't sworn off women to make a tulpa that looks like Rose
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>>25066668
i wonder how many rose tulpas are there
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Alright roasties, I'm out.

Shoo shoo roast beef

These posts have been brought to you by MAKE /R9K/ GREAT AGAIN
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>>25066640
still haven't clarified the "they"
and they're your partner. IMO, it's only fair for you to have your sexual desires fulfilled at least some of the time, especially if you're doing the same for them
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>>25066668
Now that sounds good. But considering how this cancerous board I'm gonna guess you're gonna jack off on a fresh plate of doritos, fall asleep and never accomplish anything.

Time's up, Gary.
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>>25066634
N-no, I guess I'm just bad at it. Although I've even looked up some tips and such.
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>tfw no qt chubby gf
original comment this
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My bf lives in Russia and has Russian citizenship, which basically means it's very hard to get visas to visit. But, good news is he just applied for Lithuanian citizenship which he's basically sure to get, which means he's part of the EU and that he'll be able to visit me much easier.
It's shitty being apart but at least we're blessed with the fact that he has ample NEET bux to come visit me whenever he can. I love him so much and am so grateful to have him in my life. The distance just sucks. He's had some anxiety issues in relation to us being together but he's doing his best and I'm so proud of him everyday.

It's an odd situation but I'm happy /r9k/
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>>25066723
Anything you can think of that would make it better that you can't do?
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I just realized that men are the attention whores.

I came into this thread for some legitimate fembot feels, only to see it derailed by the spastic attention whorish male bots who are contributing nothing of value to this thread.

IGNORE THOSE SHITPOSTERS. post some more fembot feels.

>tfw driving mom to the grocery store on a Friday night is the most outgoing ive been that week, since mom is my only friend
>tfw not welcome anywhere in real life, and not welcomed anywhere online either
>tfw I just woke up at 7pm
>tfw males avoid me like the plague and only girls are extremely nice to me
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>>25066739
I hope he gets drafted and dies fighting some fucking kebabs.
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>>25066787
>contributing nothing of value
many people would say my train posts are the best thing about these threads
also, you have essentially the rest of the internet to post your feels on. we have only this board
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>>25066640

>think about it

>take a second
>Matter fact, you should take four B
>And think before you fuck with lil Skateboard P

You're dating a tranny, how sad.
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>>25066766
Benis in bagina, sadly that is impossible.
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>>25066820
T-that's actually one of my biggest fears. One of the reasons I want him out of Russia, even though Lithuania is drafting people now.
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>>25066886
Why's it impossible? Are you fat and ugly?
>>25066820
>Russia
>Losing to kebabs
Crimean War 2 when?
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>>25066787
The thing is basically this. There's can't be fembot feels
because women don't have feels.
It's a lot easier get boyfriend get laid have friends when you are woman.
Try to be a man without self confidence and self esteem and see how many girls gives a fuck about you being shy introverted, Virgin and stuff
> ZERO
be a emo girl really shy without personality, introverted, and watch hoy many chads and other guys come to talk to you and worry about you and talk to you
>2800055800 approximately
that's when the original r9k board came out.... Now it's full by normies or people who don't understand us..... But yet,, there's still some original robots.. Some Fridays Idrink some vvodka and make a toast for all the great robots.
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>>25066739
that sounds adorable anon, hope someday I can find someone who's grateful for me like that

good luck with everything!
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>>25066868
Please never stop posting trains :) makes me feel safe.
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>>25066917
Not overweight, but certainly ugly. Why else would I be here?
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>>25066947
Welp the best you could probably get is lewd skype stuff unless you find a robot that lives near you. Sorry
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>>25066947

You're probably cute and just have low esteem, prove me wrong and show me your "ugly" mug.
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>>25066941
I'll keep posting trains till the day I die. even if I somehow fulfill my dream of opening a rail themed pub, I will still find the time every day to post trains on this board
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>>25066353
3 possibilities
> he thought it was b8
> I creeped him out
> he was never interested
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>>25066988

I would seriously help you in that endeavor.
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>>25066988
I may hate tripfags, but I love trains. Don't ever stop trainposting.
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>>25067051
are you ugly or something? it's not easy to creep out the average 4chan guy. as for the b8 thing, just cam with him or send a timestamped pic. unless he's really paranoid, that should suffice
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>>25067094
I won't
>>25067070
are you willing to loan me several hundred thousand dollars? I doubt I'll ever get that sort of money myself, and my credit is far too shit for any sort of bank loan
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>>25066922
You are extremely deluded, and you have no other perspective other than your own and extremely twisted/exaggerated stories on the internet. You will grow out of it though.
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>>25066975
It's okay, i-it's not like I ever want to feel the pleasure of being cummed inside of, cuddling and drinking cocoa or sleeping besides an actual person, not a pillow.

>>25066983
Well, yes, I do also have low self-esteem.
I posted on /soc/ and they gave me 4-7/10, coincidentally a certain general on my home board saw it and rated 3/10 shit bone structure and I honestly trust them more than /soc/. Such cases.
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>>25067145
No. He's not. He is 100% correct. Also prove it that he is wrong with facts.
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>>25067131

By credit score is probably garbage not that I bothered to check but if I ever get my hands on money I would so get in on this business venture.
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>>25067212
What's your home board? I'm curious
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>>25067230
that is how I'd prefer to do it desu, with my own money or with robot investors. being $500-800K in debt to my fellow kikes at the bank is a truly dreadful prospect
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>>25067266
probably lgbt
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>>25067212

Let's be friends with cuddle benefits! my fat is soft and squishy and I bathe semi-regular so I don't smell that terrible.
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>>25067212
>/soc/ rates you 4/10
damn, you must be quite hideous then, the thirsty cunts on there will rate almost any female 6/10 at least, even obviously below average ones
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>>25067095
He isn't as unreasonable as most 4channers. I don't think he cares about hating women or black people. I wouldn't be surprised if he browses blue boards all day.
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>>25067212
In my perspective. If you have a pussy then you are at least 5.
emo style haircut +1
piercings +1

and stuff like that.
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>>25067212
>getting rated at all
Come back when you're ignored completely, champ. Girls have it harder!
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>>25064485
Contact him,maybe he changed his mind,you got nothing to lose
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>>25066906
>>25066917
Russia won't lose to the kebab. But, people will die if a conflict breaks out.
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>>25067399
>tfw only dudes on /soc/ ever give me high ratings, women just ignore me or rate me 4/10
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>>25067282

Realistically what number would be looking at to pull off such a thing? even if I became a wagecuck I doubt I would be able to contribute much. We would probably need to get a robot with some deep pockets in on it. On a train related note, I live in NY and a 2 min walk from a train, how hard would you bust your nut if you were in Grand Central Station?
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>>25067422
If it ends up with NATO on kebabs side then Russia will lose. Crimean War 2 is what'll happen
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>>25067457
I think you look average as fuck
t. Dude
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>be fairly normie good looking ex robot
>meet shut-in girl online, doesn't browse r9k but she's the epitome of depressing isolation and sadness
>start getting her to open up to me
>she's fallen in love with me so hard and thinks I make her really happy
>I'm moving to her city in a month so she will finally get to see me
>seeing her transformed from a lonely bitter and angry teen girl into a bubbly and affectionate best friend
>ive made her really happy and she can't believe someone like me could ever like her

Is this how it feels to be happy?
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>>25067461
like I said, $500-800,000. restaurants/bars, even ones small enough to fit inside a passenger rail car, are expensive to open and run
and I've been to Grand Central several times, always spend at least an hour there watching trains/people and looking around the shops/restaurants and stuff
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>>25067417
I did, I got nothing. I don't even know if he lives in town anymore. It's over, I just have my internet stalking of his archives and pretending we're together.
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>>25067266
/int/. /ic/ is my honorary home board.

>>25067312
O-okay, anon. Deal.

>>25067381
At least I don't have a roastie, more like a semi-innie. That's one good thing.
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>>25067606
>/int/
If you're from Australia too then pls be my ldr gf
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>>25064251
What's his name? Is it me? If it's me, I like you too :)
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>>25067669
Doubt it. Initials plz.
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>>25067690
Yours first cuz my initials are kinda unique
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>>25067642
No, but I do post in the same general with them (/bantz/). Aussies are pretty cool guys.
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>>25067531

We should chill the next time you're in NY. Get high in central park, hit on qts, try to ride the ferris wheel in Toys R' Us in Times Square.
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>>25067756
Is that the general you got rated 3/10?
Post a pic here to confirm
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>>25064251
I wish you were the person this post reminded me of
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>>25067606

Cuddle buddies! but seriously though I wish I could platonically cuddle with people ;~;
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>>25067766
>get high in Central Park
risky business, I'd much rather get stoned at someone's apartment then go wandering around the park
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>>25067422
I know they won't but I still don't want him fighting god knows where. He already did his military service too since he's 21.
>>25066926
I hope you can anon. I was lonely and he was a lonely kinda NEET and together we've done a whole lot. I help him through his challenges and he helps me through mine.
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>>25067789
Basically yes, but it was just called /balt/ back then. Can't, the archive is ded.
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>>25065187
i guess im full on tsun then

I can appreciate kuu though
>>
Bunch of sad cucks in this thread desu senpai. Cuck cuck desu
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>>25067866
You can't take a picture quick?
I'm just curious because half the people that call themselves ugly on here are pretty average looking
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>>25067835

I have a magic flight box, I toked up while a cop walked pass me, even made eye contact while inhaling.
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>>25067743
> Yours first cuz my initials are kinda unique
Don't do this to me, his initials are kinda unique. ;_;
you don't think I'm too creepy do you
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>>25067906
still not a good idea
also portable vapes suck ass
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>>25067912
>>25067743
I know this is fake, but I'm interested. Post intials
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>>25067893
I don't want to post my face anywhere, the /soc/ thing was a one time thing.
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>>25067928

I don't usually shill for things but I would shill my ass off for this, the magic flight box is amazing.
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>>25067972
I can understand that. If you aren't an Aussie where are you from?
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>>25067932
It's really not fake, you're killing me here.
Let's talk about hobbies, or what this girl was like if you think I'm her.
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>>25068039
I'm not the guy you're looking for (assuming you're OP)
I'm just an mildly entertained bystander that hopes it works out
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>>25068008
have you tried a desktop vape? I really like mine, have an Arizer V-Tower
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>>25064566
why don't you simply not identify your gender? is it that hard to make your post gender neutral? why do you have to make sure everyone knows you have a vagina?
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>>25068091
I feel literally cuckolded right now
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>>25068186
Femanon just post your initials for the guy who thinks he's your... friend
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>>25068135

Nah, besides the few mobile vapes I've tried I just usually smoke blunts and out of my trusty pipe when I'm at home, I would like to try those though.
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>>25067803
I could be. What makes you so sure? ;_;

>>25068200
We weren't friends, I'm just some creepy fembot who spoke to him a few times. He's probably living his life somewhere and I'm still getting kucked by bored robots.
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>>25068259
>missing the point this hard
Post your initials
He'll post his (if he's still lurking) and you'll be closer to finding out if he's the whatever-gook-word you call him.
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>>25068259
Are you asian?

benis
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>>25068259
Well I hope you are her.

Did we meet at university?
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>>25068345
No. You were right, sorry.

>>25068311
My initials will give it away and I'll never be able to shitpost anonymously about him ever again.
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>>25068254
you should, hose vapes are the best
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>>25068406
Would you rather shitpost about him anonymously or talk to him and let your love grow :3
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>>25068406
Ok, what are his initials?

Just so I know not to get my hopes up
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>>25068436
It's the kind of initials that give the whole name away, its not like A or J or anything.

>>25068422
Shitpost anonymously. This is scary, even if I do want him.

>>25068366
Yeah. What did we end up talking about?
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>>25068501
I'm asking the questions.

What time was the class "we" spoke held in: day or night?
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>>25068501
>Shitpost anonymously. This is scary, even if I do want him.
Well I hope this guy is him.
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pls respond op ;=;

i hope you're her
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>>25068707
Post your initials m8
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>>25068735
MJ

roblox
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>>25068523
You wouldn't have mentioned night if you didn't think it was a night class. MY TURN, WHAT SUBJECT.
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>>25068735
GL

pls be be real
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>>25068801
There you go OP
Could this be him?
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>>25068820
Hey >>25068822 here

It was a drawing class

>tfw I'm being probably humoured by somebody
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