Mystery.jpg
I've got a pretty strong crush on you and I don't know what to do, should I follow up on it or should I just cut myself off?
follow up, i just got my first ever date today and it felt amazing
>>25020183
But she's an Internet person and on the other side of the world to me...
you idiot you dun f(cuck)ed up bitch
why would you do this to yourself
What mental disorder do you think she has?
Besides depression and anxiety.
Bipolar is my guess.
>>25021025
I don't know, I never meant for it to happen
shes seriously so bland though.
like honestly.
you arent gonna have any fun with that sad sack of shit.
i do drugs and have lots of misadventures
come play with me
>>25021096
Please orbit JLh instead of me, she is much more exciting and beautiful as fuck. I'm boring and I like to knit
>>25020009
stop drawing attention to that roastie
>>25021096
>>25021110
Samefagging dumb tripwhore lel
>>25021096
>>25021110
I used to have misadventures and get unreasonably fucked up on substances and just fell out of it as I got out of my teens.
Now I just like to stay in, play vidya, text friends, watch shit and relax.
Mystery, love me?
>>25021165
For serious?
>>25021110
Mystie, you used to be a cam girl?
>>25021110
You fucking whore.. Get out here you normie piece of shit. You don't have the need to be here God dammit. You piece of shit I hope you get raped by tyrone
>>25021110
>>25021096
wtf is it 2012 again? I'd complain about tripfags coming back to ruin r9k but at this point it honestly couldn't get any worse, so who cares.
>>25020009
is mystery.jpg a person?
>>25021110
>im so lonely ;((((
>PLEASE DONT ORBIT ME CREEP
>>25021210
Dude what the fuck... She is a fucking normal person just like your neighbor there's pics of her face tits feets and ass.. She don't deserve to live... Don't pay attention to that bitch, go ahead and rape her. She gonna love that.
>>25021235
yes, they're an emotionally unstable tripfag that some r9kers like for whatever reason
>>25021352
She looks like sid from Ice Age and that appeals to me because it makes me think she is a funny and charming person :)
>>25021352
post her pic
>>25021388
>funny, charming person
>tripfag on /r9k/
pick one
>>25021300
this.
come tomorrow she'll be bitching again that no one wants her despite getting offers every day.
>>25021524
They don't want me, they want to have sex with a warm, wet hole. I don't relate to that since I don't believe my soul exists in my body.
>>25021546
>>25018560
please desu senpai
>>25021546
keep on deflecting. you have plenty of cucks willing to jump into a relationship with you for whatever reason.
>>25021210
>>25021546
Get away whore.
pls have period sex with me mystery ty
>>25021546
If I cut an M for Mystery into my hand, will you know I'm serious then?
>>25021096
never seen your picture
anyone got JLH pix?
>>25021728
go back to 2011 and start over
>>25021664
why bonner
>>25021664
absolutly disgusting
>>25021728
here's a jlh
>>25021546
I literally would want to get to know you/date you if
A: We lived closer together
B: I had more money to fly up to you relatively regularly.
Unfortunately I'm very poor right now so neither one is an option. If I win the lottery though I'll be back to claim you. And then we can travel around deciding where to buy land to build a family and life together. I hope you want kids too.
>>25021832
i thought that was a tranny
>>25021728
She's a bulimic drug whore.
Basically her only purpose is to be choked and used as a cum dump.
>>25021664
I need to stay away from painting 40k for a while.
All I can think is how to paint a blood-textured penis using washes and dry brushing.
>>25021832
this is the bitch who overdoses on benadryl because she thinks it's fun?
lmao what went wrong
I feel sorry for mystery having decided to choose /r9k/ to stay at.
She doesn't deserve all the shit she gets from manchildren here.
>>25021832
it ain't jlh until he posts a fucking time stamp with those pics
>>25021870
It's JLH. I was close friends with someone that knew her.
>>25021867
>someone repeatedly comes to a board to elicit abuse
>gets abused
>I feel bad for her you guize
Fuck off back to plebbit, tripfag.
>>25021859
The Emperor demands an original comment.
>>25021900
Close friends someone who knew her online or irl?
>>25021904
That's incorrect.
>someone comes to this board and posts about her feels like the average poster
>gets abused because she happens to have a vagin
>also gets unsolicited sexual remarks from the very same assholes
>is in too deep to let go of this horrible place and its horrible posters
>>25021993
Suck a dick, Doj
>>25021993
mystery is a virgin who makes up lies about a fake bf with a micropeen that cucked her
>>25021993
>he's a white knight
>on the internet
>browsing /r9k/
>he does it for free
>he takes his "maidens" very seriously
>he does it because it is the only amount of female attention he will ever receive in his pathetic life
>he responds to posts he doesn't like because he has a hero complex and breaks out in hives imagining women getting offended
>he responds to posts he doesn't like because he secretly thinks women are too stupid to defend themselves
>he will never have a real sword
>he will never move out of his liberal arts college's dorm
>he will always believe women are at a healthy weight
>he will never know that the wage gap is a myth
>he will never have a girlfriend
>he will never have friends he doesn't betray for pussy
>>25021993
>could avoid all of this abuse by not fucking tripfagging
are you retarded?
>>25022060
I wish it was a lie, but it wasn't.
>turned him into a poastie tho
>>25021993
>>25022033
>>25022062
>>25022073
The white knights shining armor has been stained red.
>>25022100
Seriously, Mystery.
If I cut an M into my hand do you think you could believe me then?
>>25022033
No.
>>25022060
You're a virgin who makes up lies about mystery being a liar. See >>25022100
>>25022062
I'm not a whiteknight.
I have gotten plenty of female attention. It's actually unwanted.
I don't have a hero complex.
I'm convinced women are perfectly capable at defending themselves.
I do have a real sword, it's actually a souvenir I brought back from Macedonia.
I'm a programmer, not a liberal arts major.
>women are at a healthy weight
What does this even mean?
Yes, wage gap is a myth. I agree.
True, I will never have a girlfriend, but unlike yourself, I'm not bound to my hormones and biology like a 12 year old. I have better things to live for.
I do have friends. Our friendship's stability does not get influenced by desire for sex, since I have none. This actually enables me to befriend women. You should try it sometimes. It's much easier and not as bad as people make it out to be.
>>25022073
You shouldn't have to be forced to take your trip off just to not suffer abuse.
>>25022114
Huh?
>>25022100
How long until someone posts your nudes? I don't want to be the first to do it ;)
>>25022204
No, fuck off crazy
>>25022222
Mystery, please kill self.
>>25022215
>I'm convinced women are perfectly capable at defending themselves.
You literally believed mystery was too stupid to take her trip off.
>>25022263
I didn't say that. I said she's addicted to /r9k/, probably because there is no real other place for her to be a social reject at. It's just a shame that even this place is overrun by failed normals, effectively making all of it a pipe dream.
>>25022222
Please, don't be like that, come on.
Just tell me what I have to do for you to believe me?
>>25022237
hello pedro. made any threads today?
>>25022222
>those digits
Holy shit you just got blown the fuck out by mystery dude. Time to give it up lad.
>>25022288
>failed normals
I wish this place could just rewind back to the first month of existence where it was just weird cunts making mostly shitty OC and no one was worried about who belonged because it was still under the radar and only a certain type of person would have found the board.
>>25022332
>muh OC meme
fuck off ivan >:)
>>25022222
>Calling anyone else crazy when you've lied about you father hanging himself, lied about boyfriends abusing you and lie about tons of other shit for attention constantly on a Persian pencil image posting and comparison forum.
Seriously though, nice post number.
>>25022317
>le Pedro
What is the purpose of doing this? You are the only person who does it.
It's not even funny or anything.
>>25022222
checked so hard
also fuck you, you've got people actually wanting to date you yet you ignore them you attention seeking whore
>>25022357
My daddy is alive and well, he never hung himself I'm not sure where you got that from.
I've only had one bf and he was a child-molesting, cp-watching pedophile so take from that what you will
>>25021096
yeah, you are certainly more interesting and qt desu. and at least slightly more honest about being a whore
>>25022288
>there is no real other place for her to be a social reject at
This isn't true.
If you don't want failed normals to come here, then why do you want it to be a safe space for social rejects? If social rejects are happy with their situation then why do they need a support group?
>>25022332
>they deleted my /news/ and I settled in /r9k
>>25022360
Not sure. I didn't even start it.
>>25022394
I was there when you posted that your dad hung himself when you were young.
And I was there while you were going on about how your swede bf constantly belittled you by calling you ugly and then dumped you and then a day later you were going on about he was so nice to you and how you just want him back more than anything.
>>25022408
don't you have a toothbrush to go fuck yourself with?
>>25022429
I never implied they need a support group. I implied that there's no reason for them to receive the complete opposite.
You black and white thinkers are all the same. You're legitimately mentally impaired if you are unable to comprehend grey areas in life.
>>25022468
don't you have posts to anons to reply to?
>>25022468
go choke on your own rancid cunt stench, whore
>>25022493
u wot m8? i don't speak retard
>>25022512
Someone sent me a rare picture of you, samson.
I like you mystery
>>25022468
>>25022512
This is some terrific banter folks.
>>25022513
point is you're a retarded cunt that should honestly slit her throat, but before you do that you should have the decency tell the anons that actually want to date, and not just fuck, that you're just a slut that wants compliments and not something real
>>25022531
Im kinda normie though. Does that ruin my chances?
>>25020009
Just be done with such an infatuation. You don't know her. Dont demean yourself. She is just some chick to you.
meme war aside, are there actually people that don't think mystery.jpg is a qt?
whoa. you know, I'm sensing a lot of hostility in this thread. why don't we all just take a step back and chill for a bit?
>>25022618
She's got ok titties, ok puss, nice asshole. Decent body. Fuckable but nothing special.
>>25022513
Don't ignore this, Mystery.>>25022466
>>25022531
Don't bother, Anon, she only talks to you if you're a dick to her and if you're "lucky" enough to get a reply from her she'll just call you an orbiter.
>>25022618
I do but she has such a disgusting personality, it's disgusting
>>25020009
>this whole fucking thread
i want to be impressed on just how much all of you are burning this shitty board to the ground.
its like im back in 2012 telling ricky to fuck off
just keep making it shit so i can finally have a reason to stop coming here
>>25022645
Please post the shit from her cam whore days, I'd love to hold her down and eat her ass hole out.
>>25022618
she's not bad physically t b h, but she's a cunt so that takes a whole lot of points off
>>25022484
You implied that, as a social reject, she needs an internet community suitable for social rejects where she can find solidarity. Only a failed normal would need that.
>I implied that there's no reason for them to receive the complete opposite.
There is perfect reason to flame women. Do you not realize what happens when girls post here? Look at this thread. If women were as accepted as men are, /r9k/ would rapidly turn into a dating site. The catalog would be filled with threads worshiping female personalities, all packed with orbiters vying for female attention. The misogyny is a defense mechanism. The alternative is a competitive shithole where half of the posters stab each other in the back to get a girl's contact information.
>>25022645
I think her face overall is really cute, in an unconventional way. It's hard to explain.
>>25022618
She's a nice girl, but not my cup of tea. Same with jlh. You shouldn't just like anyone who is hot and get hyped. There is not enough communication in such scenarios to be able to tell if you'll really like them. Go find local qts.
>>25022676
Find it yourself it's not hard
>>25022660
>tripfag
>telling others they are burning /r9k/ to the ground
nice meme
>>25022693
>find local qts
>as a poor, non hipster white male in the SF Bay Area
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>25022710
I'm a retard, I don't know how...
>>25022729
>implying you know pain
Try poor white non-hipster in the middle of nowhere rural USA. And your family isn't popular in your town of 5,000.
>>25022729
Then move out. We are going to fucking decay if we don't use our days. You can make that coin flip as many times as you can bear. Your a good looking guy, go get a few drinks and your liquid legs and talk to some girls. Even my bitch ass has talked to qts on 2-3 drinks.
>>25022656
Thanks for the advice anon. I still like her tho.
>>25022656
>believing everything you read on a mongolian sandscaping board
>>25022729
Im a white non hipster in the bay area too. I know the feels anon, i know the feels.
>>25022802
can't afford to
>tfw will never move to Oregon and pursue my rail car pub dreams
>>25022781
..shit. yeah, you're truly fucked. sorry man
Mystery.jpg, just tell me what I have to do to prove I don't JUST want you to fuck and throw away?
Please?
>>25022729
I even talked to a skinny Irish chick who liked dank non plebian literature. It was a really laid back class so she took her shoes off in it, had tattooed feet. It was a religious study class, so I didn't sound dumb in it somehow. Talked to her once drunk, and she sat next to me a lot afterwards, even though she was the only one in the class that moved her seat. She was silly hot, and I did it, and I wasn't completely shut out. It was awesome even though I was super anxious. My nerves are terrible. If I hone that shit before you can too.
>>25022917
she won't. she's an attentionwhore that doesn't want to be proved wrong. she's living life on easy mode but wants to pretend it's hard to get more sympathy and attention.
>>25022917
>>25022956
Did you guys forget about her blogposting about taking some Chad skating?
>>25020009
Get the fuck over yourself, OP. You don't even know her. She's probably a shitty person to begin with if she's posting on r9k anyway.
>>25022917
What about mystery is so alluring to you?
>>25022909
Basically. And that was BEFORE my only friends from school became horrible junkies, the local economy collapsed with the automotive industry smash in 2008 and still hasn't recovered, my mother got cancer, father divorced her and moved across the country, then got cancer himself because he was a chainsmoker from before I was born. There aren't even any TRAINS here man! The railways are all rusted out and ruined.
>tfw wish I was making any bit of this up
>>25022729
what are yo utalking about bro
all the hipster software engineers i see have asian qt girlfriends
Mystery.
Just admit it girl, you LOVE all the atention you get on this site, all the guys going on about how much they'd love to be with you and how much they adore you.
I don't blame you, if I had a place full of girls fawning over me I'd go there all the time too.
Just don't pretend you don't love it.
>>25022237
eggman is transitioning?
Good for him...I mean her.
>>25023065
forgot to mention they're white
>>25022996
>tfw will probably fuck it up between now and then
D-don't get your hopes up guys ._.
>>25023056
idk man. maybe sell drugs or something till you have enough cash to move to a place with jobs, trains and cool people
>caring about tripfags
>current year
COME. ON. PEOPLE.
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>>25023089
Market's oversaturated. That's the #1 go-to for alternative income here. Breaking Bad has nothing on the amount of meth this town churns out.
>>25022680
>she's a cunt
Yeah most women are. But we have all been cunts at one time or another. I know I have. The whole world is a cunt.
>>25023163
How you doin man? I haven't seen you post in a long time, but then again I'm not here every day.
>>25023086
>Years of posting how she just wants a nice, awkward, weird, shut in bf.
>Gets fucked by chads 7" dick after a night of ice skating.
>Will undoubted come here and complain about it when he doesn't call her back.
Maybe he'll let you eat his ass hole though, kek.
>>25022920
>she sat next to me alot
Holy shit son! When you getting married?
Is that a cum bottle in the captcha?
>>25022215
The fedora is mightier than the sword.
>all this attention whoring tripfaggery
>in
>a
>single
>thread
>>25021096
>>25021110
>>25021832
>>25022263
>>25022484
>>25022549
>>25022802
the fuck is this reddit? theres no upboats here fuck off
>>25023202
I'd be doing alot better if I hadn't stabbed a catfish Barb through my pinky. But I do have like 30 lbs of fish and about 40 lbs of venison now. Got some soy beans and asparagus too so I'm set for winter
There's my blog post
>>25023203
Actually he's a robot I contacted off of here and I'm trying to show RESTRAINT and not fuck him as soon as possible but instead I think I just freaked him out so w/e tl;dr: Classic mystery
>>25023128
sell other drugs then
>>25023163
yeah, but she is a cunt most of the time. and a total hypocrite
>>25023384
>hooking up with robots
Jesus Christ. It's like you want to end up as someone's lampshade
>>25023384
>I'm not a sexual person.
>I've got to resist getting on near every dick that shows me the slightest attention.
>>25023494
Not a lampshade, more like a pumpanddump
HAHA normie here, your all pathetic just go outside and meet someone ffs its not hard just be yourself holy fuck are you actually that soccially inept?
>>25021096
>>25021110
Tripfags confirmed to be one entity
>>25023555
I bet you do the pumping AND the dumping. Women are so damn cruel
>>25023555
You seem to love labeling yourself as guys pumpanddump
>>25021850
Well, you're not wrong.Well, you're not wrong.
>>25023384
>Just want a shut in bf to sit inside with
>TeeHee! going out with chad to the ice rink tonight! Post pics on FB for u guies l8r!
>>25023649
>tfw no gf to spend all day playing civ with and conquering the world together
>in one sitting
>>25023629
She loves being treated poorly, don't know why.
Keeps going on about how ugly and alone she'll always be, then goes on dates with normies, does normie shit and comes back here to post about how hard she has it because only silly boy hit on her and whatever.
>>25023644
If she shoe fits
>>25023649
>>25023710
At least people want to listen to your bullshit, I'm female so everyone I meet automatically just wants to have sex with me, which is why I've given up contacting anyone new
>tfw no one to send articles to discuss with to
>>25021664
>mfw I will never experience this
>>25023734
If you want to communicate with women, post on tumblr
>tfw you were ranting against trannies and tranny-lovers earlier today and mystery.jpg read it out loud in a vocaroo and you made her laugh with the candy-coated caramel faggot bit
>>25023784
please sort them out if anyone can its you
>>25023734
... You think anyone listens to us?
You HONESTLY think you have no one who would talk with you? Even with all the boys in this thread from all over the world who you'd never meet who just want to talk with you?
>Given up meeting anyone new
Fuck off, you're going on a date with some goofy cunt you met online later, don't pretend that you're all isolated and shit.
>>25023784
>women
>on tumblr
There are only trannies on tumblr and shouldn't you be rapping about your suburban gangster life you big white cumdrop?
>>25023784
L E L
Me communicating with women I've met on the internet who have a lot of stuff in common with me:
>one completely stops contacting me and blocks/deletes half way through
>another completely rages because i said the wrong thing
>most can't handle my powerlevel and will try to correct me, leading to them being blocked
>half of them are trannies
>the ones that i have absolutely everything in common with - this has happened twice - will one day stop replying
>the most recent one decided to start spamming my pictures all over /r9k/ because i don't know
Literally will never make a meaningful connection with anyone ever, fuck off with that "women" shit. If I start telling everyone I'm male on the internet, will they start actually trying to be my friend or what?
Also, fuck off eggman. You have a gf who loves you and tons of friends. I hate my life and loneliness completely engulfs me
>>25023809
It was really funny, every post. I saved them and I had to re-record them a few times because I couldn't stop laughign
>>25023734
... You think anyone listens to us?
You HONESTLY think you have no one who would talk with you? Even with all the boys in this thread from all over the world who you'd never meet who just want to talk with you?
>Given up meeting anyone new
Fuck off, you're going on a date with some goofy cunt you met online later, don't pretend that you're all isolated and shit.
Now's about the time you give up and stop replying because you know I'm right.
All these dudes throwing themselves at you and you get to choose, and you think the ones throwing themselves at you have it harder than the one who gets to choose?
>>25023890
Eggman has a loving girlfriend, example number one
>>25023922
Why did you post this twice, see >>25023923
>>25023784
This the genuine eggman?
>>25023939
Probably, I started sending him snapchats and he started ignoring me probably because he's busy getting fucked every second of the day
>men in charge of being lonely
top fucking lel
>>25023384
What happened to youre swedish chad Bf?
>>25023950
remember this video? well it still stands 100% ccorrect regardless of what has become of eggman. please leave.
https://youtu.be/FxuBxQxY-kM
>>25023937
Robot check bummed out.
There's more in>>25023922
... So? Your big example is that ONE dude made it out in some sort of happy relationship? And you're just going to ignore all the men you've told to fuck off that you decided you didn't want?
You think the men here could just get a gf if they wanted as easily as you could get a bf?
Why the fuck are you so obsessed with this image you have of yourself as this lonely spinster who no one ever wants to talk to, even in a thread that stands and a big fucking monument to how wrong you are?
You're in a thread about having a crush on Mystery.jpg, complaining about how no one could ever love you?
Are you for fucking real?
>>25024004
>HEY GUYS, US ROBOTS AMIRIGHT? XD NO GIRLS ALLOWED IN OUR COOL BOYS INTERNET CLUB
He cast out a bait and all you idiots were tripping over yourselves to suckle on it. You were fooled by an ugly normie.
>>25024004
Eggman has a gf and tons of friends who put up with his bullshit
I have my right hand and /r9k/
>>25024067
i dunno m8 thats too much shit to read
>>25024079
>masturbating with your right hand
you better be left handed otherwise you're shit tier
>>25024079
Unbelievable.
Maybe I'm wrong and you're just alone because of your terrible personality.
I honestly tried to like you but you act like such a spoilt child all the time.
>>25024079
I have tons of friends its not hard to get them as a fembot, I dont know what your talking about sister
>>25021048
most of the cluster b personality disorders bleed into each other a little bit, but i'd say she's most likely primarily histrionic personality disorder
>>25024123
I'm right handed but I don't need my right hand for anything because I'm no porn watching degenerate
>>25024130
No idk
female friends are just:
a) very temporal
b) too normie for my taste so they have like 100 other friends and i fall out of the picture
male friends are just:
a) always wanting to stick their dick in it as a pump and dump which makes me feel like shit and discourages me from ever taking the friendship seriously
>>25024171
stop with your meme disorders for the love of christ
>>25024179
but masturbating your with your submissive hand feels much better
you're SHIT
>>25024179
masturbating with your non dominant hand feels much better
you shit
>>25024202
What the fuck? No it doesn't? Your hand cramps up and you feel like shit.
>masturbating with a buttplug in master race though
>>25024202
>>25024239
>post didnt show for a full minute and a half
get your shit together hiroyuki
>>25024246
i have never had that problem. do wrists have a diameter of less than an inch?I'm afraid of buttplugs
I like cucumbers though
>>25023454
did you film making chili for me yet?
>>25024179
I want you to read this out loud to yourself, not some stupid post where you record it for us to listen to, just to yourself.
There are men in this thread.
Who know they'll never meet you to fuck you.
And still want to get to know you and be your friend.
Whilst knowing they'll never get to actually meet you.
If they don't meet you, they can't fuck you.
>>25022484
>failed normies pls go
>unless you're a girl
W H I T E K N I G H T
>>25024266
No but I do have tiny-ish weak wristsThat is so dirty, just go get a buttplug and stick it in m8. It feels nicer than foreign objects than can break off and get stuck, plus you can walk around with it in.
>>25024306
This is fucking hot.
Do you ever leave the house with your plug in?
>>25024306
Also, when you go on your date ice skating put your butt plug in.Be a dirty, dirty girl and go on your date looking all qt on the surface, but deep down you'll be a dirty slutty girl.
>>25023784
eggman is the superior trip, everyone else please leave
how can you all not see mystery is an attention whore in the most extreme ways possible. i wouldnt at all be surprised if she turned off her trip to make this thread. just stop replying.
>>25024334
Not anymore.
It is my main reason for wanting buttsex but then I remember that another person in the mix can potentially sour the mood, since poop comes out of the butt and other people can often be judgmental if things don't go completely and totally the right way, so I don't even think I like anal sex.
>>25024361
1. It's not a date.
2. That sounds really unsafe.
>>25024306
I have weak girly wrists too. maybe I've just masturbated enough so they don't fall apart anymoreyes I am dirty
I live with my parents so I don't think I could hide any sex toys from them. they don't like my privacy and always fuck with my room
>mfw I am now a tripfag
>>25024422
me too, lets all adopt trips
Doesn't she have a dog?
>>25024466
I heard she does modeling. In Japan.
>>25024408
This reminds me of when I started living alone and I had just started buying buttplugs (I'm not really big on any other sextoys, I've never really tried them, it's just kind of necessary to have something semi-sturdy to put in your ass for safety reasons) and I kept them in a box in my nightstand.
My parents came over one day, and I was busy fixing up the car with my dad, and my mom wanted to do some cleaning in my apartment. She went into a box, in my nightstand and organized my buttplug collection. I noticed like a week later that she had done that and I was MORTIFIED.
>>25024452
How do you get trips?
If you guys post on other boards, do you also show up as trips or is it only for certain boards?
>>25024509
>>25024452
Nice tripcodes, friends.
>>25024516
name##pass
goes in name field
>>25022681
I didn't see this post, sorry.
>she needs a community for social rejects where she can find solidarity
Not exactly. What I meant is that this board could be a place suitable for social rejects to still practice some degree of communication with others. There doesn't have to be a unified set of opinions and norms amongst the rejects. What this place could and should be, is a NEUTRAL place for social rejects to talk about whatever, and definitely not in a hugbox manner.
Even if you put no value in social practices, being able to talk with others can be very helpful. You can not accurately discover yourself and the world without using the different perspectives of others to dissect them.
>Do you not realize what happens when girls post here?
The failed normals flock to it, indeed. Mystery is also a failed normal, but she's a good example to use when it comes to explaining the unnecessary behavior on this board, due to her popularity.
If all the failed normals would leave, then the threat of /r9k/ turning it into a dating site would be nonexistent, because the remaining inhabitants simply don't care about dating, in theory.
Honestly, Mystery too should just go to /soc/ for as long as she still values social norms. That, or she has to learn how to let go. She's incredibly mentally unstable from what I've seen, it'd be in her own best interest.
>>25024486
>She went into a box, in my nightstand and organized my buttplug collection.
What a polite and helpful mother you have.
>>25024516
newfag
its some boards but dont do it unless your a faggot
>>25024516
Anytime you enter your trip and pass it will show up. It is not board exclusive.
>>25024576
trips accompany the lowest of degenerates
>>25024570
She didn't say anything about it. Ever.
>>25024486
im not the OP, but earlier mystery I was begging to be able to worship you. Please..I want to worship you
>>25024624
thats why /b/ is the superiour board, people don't give them the attention they want
>>25024486
>my mom wanted to do some cleaning in my apartment
that's exactly what my cunt mother does. always feels like its necessary to clean everything in my possession and then gets mad when i cant find something she put away in some retarded place and even threw away some of my videogames at some point "because the case was broke" (ps1 game cases were fucking fragile)
im cutting all contact with my family when i finally graduate and get my own place. my parents are abusive assholes. i could rant forever about how shitty they are but i rather not. your parents seem okay
>>25024684
kek wtf is wrong with you this is why she ignores you
>>25024689
underaged norman detected
>>25024703
>equating video game cleaning to your mother touching shit that has been UP YOUR ASS
Nah, my mom is a cunt too. My dad is pretty b a s e d
>>25024748
you know she used one of them
>>25024748
NO! NO YOU FUCKING DIDNT JUST POST WITH THAT TRIP
THIS THREAD IS ALL ABOUT ME NOW! ME ME ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I HAVE A VAGINA AND IM CUTE!
BUT IM ACTUALLY UGLY AND I KNIT WAH WAH WAH GIVE ME ATTENTION! LITERALLY THE ONLY REASON I DONT KILL MYSELF IS FOR THE (you)s!!!!
>>25024748
>underage
yeah ok i've seen your pics you look 16
>>25024748
well yes, videogames were the only thing that kept me alive in high school. now it's videogames, books, movies and my profession. i got mad whenever she fucked with that one single thing i valued.
her touching your sex toys is just weird, not really cuntish. your mom is fucking weird. at least she didnt start throwing away your stuff or putting them in places you cant find them
>>25024689
then why are you here
>>25024822
>videogames were the only thing that kept me alive in high school
>>25024812
NO PAY ATTENTION TO ME
>>25024812
Woah baby, you're caps lock,desperation, and probable peen are All deserving of this fresh (You).
>>25024822
>putting them in places you cant find them
>buttplugs >>25024486
>places cant be found
>>25024805
Fuck. I need mental bleach
>>25024821
Thanks senpai. If I really was 16, that would mean my posting history goes back to when I was 10, which I sincerely doubt.
>>25024822
I'm sorry your mum sux anon.
>All these shitty tripfags
Necrofag please come and save this thread
>>25024839
yeah. i was suicidal since i was 10 and tried to kill myself at least once a year until my parents started putting everything harmful to me behind locked doors and eventually i just lost hope of killing myself since i was too much of a pussy to just jump infront of a train or building because my mom sterilized me with things like "youre not allowed to fight back when someone attacks you!" and since i got manhandled every day at school that was a common thing
i hate people and would love to go on a mass shooting now but then i cant play videogames or read my literature anymore
>>25024886
dude that's funny
>>25024904
it's okay. lately ive been getting under her skin as much as possible since i'm a foot taller than her now, so she doesn't fuck with me as often as she used toi had to choke her unconscious once and got put on therapy for 3 months because of it
>>25024997
>i was suicidal since i was 10 and tried to kill myself at least once a year
>>25025021
i dont know what youre trying to accomplish m8. if youre trying to hurt me you're out of luck. im dead inside
Any qt tripfags wanna be my gf?
I am really insecure, and I like cuddling
>>25024904
>i had to choke her unconscious once and got put on therapy for 3 months because of it
wtf is wrong with you
who is this mystery douchbag? he must have some serious issues if he's here all the time. I mean wtf, just end it already if you're browsing r9k all day. This place is shit
>>25025099
w-well... I don't h-have a boyfriend...
>>25024860
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>25024870
OH FUCK THANK YOU I NEEDED THAT YOU OMG CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR THE INTERNET
>>25024904
WHAT DID I FUCKING SAY BITCH DONT IGNORE ME
HOW DOES A GIRL HAVE SO MANY ISSUES TO DISCUSS CONSTANTLY THAT SHE NEEDS TO ADOPT A TRIP AND TALK ABOUT THEM EVERY DAY. ITS BECAUSE SHES SELF DESTRUCTIVE. SAY ONE THING AND SHE WILL DENY IT, UNDOING ANY WORK YOU FEELSFAGS DID TO MAKE HER FEEL BETTER THERES LITERALLY NO POINT TO SAYING ANYTHING TO HER. YOU CAN TRY TO HEP ALL YOU WANT BUT SHE WILL NOT LISTEN BECAUSE SHE NEEDS THE CYCLE TO CONTINUE. SHE LITERALLY FEEDS OFF THE ATTENTION AT THIS POINT!
>>25025102
this is literally what i said out loud
>>25025149
SORRY I FORGOT MY TRIP BECAUSE I WAS POSTING ON OTHER BOARDS ANONYMOUSLY LIKE A NORMAL PERSON BUT I HAD TO COME BACK HERE. BUT ITS OK NOW BECAUSE MY TRIP IS BACK ON AND YOU CAN FEED ME ATTENTION NOW
>>25025202
I post on other boards anonymously too. You're not special.
>>25024997
>parents dont want their kid to kill himself
>parents buy their kid video games and books while he just fucks around at his house all day
>kid beats up his mom for no reason and chokes her
>still not in jail probably because his mom didn't tell the police
you are fucked and i feel bad for your mom especially
>>25025202
I got plenty of attention just for you, you're elegant form of posting has got me all hot (get the pun here?) and bothered
>>25024904
I'm not that guy, but I'd rather think of you as 16. I like pretending you're my estranged little sister.
Like maybe I have to take you in after our parents died. We might butt heads at first because our personalities clash. But after awhile you start to warm up to me and we spend time together and we go on hunting trips together where I can teach you all the shit I know about surviving in the wilderness.
I'm not sure if these feelings come from not having children or some shit but its comforting and depressing at the same time. I might just be developing brain problems from too much sleep deprivation and painkillers
>>25025245
Your* fuck i'm bad at english
>>25025237
what other boards?
>>25025252
Does this culminate in you turning it into a sexual fantasy?
If not, I agree with this, big b-bro...
>>25025275
Mainly /ck/, /cow/ are the ones I browse daily/as much as r9k
Used to spend more time on /fit/ and /pol/ and another imageboard's /new/ but I don't visit those anymore
I just post here for attention mainly. Sorry but I have a bf already OP. I hate his guts but I can't get better because I'm disgusting.
>>25024422
>>25024452
hello tripfriends
how are we doing this evening
>>25025295
I don't really have sexual fantasies anymore. I just want someone to care for. I need to be able to take care of someone once in my life to make up for what I've done.
>>25025102
>>25025181
plenty wrong with me
>long day at work
>get home at 6PM, tired with a headache
>mom bitches at me for being late for dinner
>tell her I'm tired and that I'm going to bed instead and dont want dinner
>she gets more mad
>ignore her tantrum and go upstairs, turn off lights, get in bed
>she barges into my room and turns on the light to continue her tantrum about how im abnormal and need to eat like a normal person
>tell her to fuck off, that i have a headache, that im exhausted and want to sleep
>she doesnt fuck off and keeps ranting
>get up to push her out of my room and close the door (which has no handle or lock because if i ever decide to kill myself they can get to me fast)
>she starts slapping my face
>kind of had it and choke her unconscious, leave her outside my room and go to sleep
>>25025239
>parents dont want their kid to kill himself
actually they did everything in their power to make my life miserable
>parents buy their kid video games and books
no, i bought my own videogames by working underpaid shitty jobs for entire weekends for 100 dollar a month. i never got a single dime from my parents. keep your assumptions to yourself, faggot neet
i'm not in jail because i have a mile long mental health record and officially can not be made accountable for most crimes. my mom did report it to the police and she had to follow some course which was basically learning how to not overstep people's boundaries the way she did with me
i wish death on my mother
>>25025237
THIS IS A SHINING EXAMPLE OF HOW BADLY SHE WANTS ATTENTION. I AM A THREAT TO HER BECAUSE I AM GETTING THE (you)s WHICH TAKE ATTENTION FROM HER POTENTIAL VICTIMS. I AM TRYING TO SAVE YOU. IGNORE HER. SHE IS TRYING TO PUT ME DOWN AND STOP ME FROM GETTING THE (you)s THAT WILL BE HER DEMISE.
>>25025245
>>25025272
YOU ARE THE FUTURE OF THIS BOARD FRIEND. I DONT KNOW IF YOU ARE FEMALE, BUT IF YOU ARE WE SHOULD FUCK. IF YOU ARE A GUY WHICH IS MORE THAN LIKELY I WILL BE YOUR BRO AND WE SHOULD CHILL.
Hey guys I named myself after a DBZ character lol
>>25025382
What have you done?
Also, I like this. I volunteer to be adopted by you.
>>25025338
WELCOME FRIEND, HAVE A COMPLIMENTARY YOU! WE SHOULD SPREAD THE ATTENTION EVENLY.
>>25025386
>implying you aren't living at your house for free
wow you had to work 2 days out of the week for a WHOLE month holy shit that's impressive
do you want a gold star
why dont you get a job and live alone you stupid fuck if you hate your parents that much
>>25025331
Come on mystery. Still in this thread? We both know it should exist.
>>25025387
I'm dudely af homie. I'm already chilling in this rather pointless thread with my newest trip buddy, how you doing tonight amigo?
>>25025436
and every other day was school from 8am to 4pm. are you dumb?
I'm in college and since my parents dont give me any money and i cant get a scholarship, i cant afford living anywhere even if i get a job
are you fucking 12 or something? you have no idea how the world works, do you
>>25025424
thanks friend. I like your enthusiasm. here's another (you), just for (you).
this thread right here solidifies the fact that most "robots" are failed normies. i feel sick to my stomach after clicking this thread
>>25025476
>going to college
why the fuck would you go to college if your living circumstances were so fucking severe?
are you fucking retarded? if you were getting abused like you claimed your top priority would be getting a job then living alone and once things fell into place you would THEN go to college. meanwhile you can be taking community college courses on the side. so either you're bullshitting or you must be the most retarded person on this board
i think you're the one that doesn't know how the world works because you're so mentally fucked up you can't figure out something so obvious
>>25025442
I HOPE YOU MEANT "SHOULDNT" FELLOW TRIP FRIEND. ANYONE THAT IS TRIPPING THAT IS NOT MYSTERY IS A HELP TO THE CAUSE.
>>25025459
IM DOING JUST FINE THANKS. I AGREE I DONT SEE MUCH OF A POINT TO THIS THREAD EITHER. AS A MATTER OF FACT, IVE BEGUN TO CONTEMPLATE THE PARADOXICAL NATURE OF THE REASON I ADOPTED THIS TRIP AND THE EXISTENCE OF THE TRIP ITSELF. NOW THAT I HAVE A BUDDY THAT CALLS ME "AMIGO" I AM CONFLICTED.
BUT I DIGRESS, LIKE I SAID IM DOING ALRIGHT. ANYTHING GOING ON WITH YOU?
>>25025535
I'm not going to get a burger flipping job just to be able to live on my own in a one room apartment with no plumbing or electricity. that's why I'm studying, retard
>>25025409
I've just done horrible things. I'd rather not risk ruining the little light you've shined on me with your kind words. But I do thank you and I will cherish this brief exchange. I'm actually tearing up a little thinking about it now because Im sad that something like that could never really happen. But I do thank you for being nice to me.
>>25025568
>waaaaaah i'm getting abused every single day but i don't want to live in a one room apartment
you are obviously extremely entitled and retarded
nice fake sob stories btw lmao
>>25025605
you're bad at trolling m8
>>25025579
I would really like to know and help you through this situation desu. I don't know why your post stood out to me but it seemed wholesome and endearing which is rare for this board
>>25025568
Who tf rents out rooms with no water or electricity? Piss on that. You could build yourself a shack in the woods for nothing but a little labor.
>>25025544
Oh man, you don't like amigo? I got compadre, comrade, friend, buddy, and pal to call you too, you can pick and choose.
And all i got going on is fallout stuff until street fighter 5. Got any hobbies? maybe we share some interests besides shitting up weird threads
>>25025630
I appreciate that alot. I've been called alot of things in my life, but noone has ever used the words wholesome or endearing. I just want you to know there's someone that will think kindly of you. Someone who is thankful for your words. You've really cheered me up tonight.
>that feel when the euphoria from recently taking Adderall wears off and you see this threadI kind of miss having large threads like these but with actual discussion and conversation going on between individuals cohabiting within the same board on the same website.Now everything is about 'trolling' and 'arguing' and one-upping each other.:-(
>>25026056
shut up tripfag shit
>tfw no mystery nudes
Driving me crazy 2bh f@m
>>25026186
how much will you pay me for them?
>>25026306
Do you know where she lives?
>>25026330
yes, why do you want to know?
>>25026306
>implyingHonestly probably $10-$20 depending on number of pics.
>>25026352
Do you have a temp email?
>>25026418
not sure how many pics, but like 20 very lewd videos
and that's not enough money sorry
>>25026453
I'd pay more but I'd have to see proof first.
Even just some censured frames.
>>25025724
NO I MEAN I AM COMFORTED BY YOUR CALLING ME "AMIGO". IT MAKES ME FEEL WELCOME DESPITE BEING A DISGUSTING TRIPFAG.
I LIKE FALLOUT AS WELL. RPGS ARE SOME OF MY FAVORITE GAMES. CANT SAY THE SAME ABOUT FIGHTING GAMES THOUGH. IM GOING TO BED AMIGO. I DONT DO MUCH OTHER THAN CHEMISTRY AND SHITPOST AND EAT AND PLAY VIDEO GAMES. BEST OF LUCK TO YOU. PERHAPS I WILL TAKE ON THIS RETARDED AS FUCK TRIP ANOTHER TIME IN SEARCH OF YOU, AMIGO.
