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When will you guys realize that not every girl is attracted to Chad?

Some of us are attracted to quiet guys as long as they turn out to be interesting and caring. I don't even mind if you have autism. Please don't isolate yourselves forever robots.

How do I meet I meet a qt /r9k/ bf IRL?
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>b8

Stop trying to give false hope.
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>>25013844
I'm not bating. There's a cute guy in my lectures who just sits by himself and seems depressed all the time. I'd go and talk to him but he seems really hostile towards everyone, like he doesn't care about being all by himself. It makes me sad ;__;
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We are so fucked up that even if OP's post was real we would not believe it.
We are our own enemy, we are the reason we are robots.
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>>25013828
Trust me when I say you d not want an /r9k/ bf. You do NOT want an /r9k/ bf. You don't, unless you enjoy getting cucked.
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oh fuck off

betas can't fuck you like chad can, you can say you like quiet guys all you want but when it comes down to it you'll get bored of him and go running after chad because he pounds you better
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>>25013873
Go talk to him, no matter how he acts towards others.
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>>25013873
what you mean hostile?
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>not every girl is attracted to Chad?

Oh ok, I'll correct myself. 99.9% of girls are attracted to chad.
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>>25013828
Go away OP youre killing me here, stop giving us freaks hope.
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>>25013828
>as long as they turn out to be interesting

Fuck off. Stop romanticizing loners and stop b8ing you faggot
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>>25013876
>if OP's post was real

it's not
idiot
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>>25013828
>be loner
>appeal to a niche of girls that are attracted to loners
>only way to get with them to is to talk to them
>this ruins the loner image, thus you no longer appeal to them

Fuck off
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>>25013907
He just doesn't smile and seems really serious all the time, like he's uncomfortable or doesn't like anybody.
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>>25013828
toasty roastie artichokey
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>>25013876
If it's real, girls like OP are one in a million. You likely won't meet someone like that while you're young, and isolating yourself brings the chances down to 0.
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>>25013828
Allow me to correct you on this one.

>"I love nerds!"
No you fucking don't. You like hot guys with glasses.

>"I love quiet, awkward guys!"
Did you mean: I love handsome, mysterious men who don't talk much
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>>25013961
Yeah, I'm like that too. He's probably suffering from depression, or just overthinking a ton of shit. Downside of being anxious like that is that it's exhausting. He's probably in a very negative place too and finds little reason to smile. He kind of has issues living in the present moment as well, or if he does, he is too focused on what he needs to do rather than just simply enjoy the present.
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>>25013873
how about leave him the fuck alone

he probably hates all of you
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>>25013897
lose weight cunt
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>>25014017
those are my favorite kind of boys damn it
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>guy has a class/classes at uni
>he doesn't have any friends in his classes
>he's there to learn, all business
>somehow this makes him seem hostile and mysterious

Fuck off. I'm like this and it doesn't mean shit.
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>>25014047
How much do you want me to lose?
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>>25014092
you dont need to lose weight just be my gf and pee on me pls
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>>25013828
>When will you guys realize that not every girl is attracted to Chad?
Yeah, of course.
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>women trying to prove they're not shallow superificial cunts again
>>25013828
>as long as they turn out to be interesting
>qt /r9k/ bf
>emphasis on qt

>>25013873
>There's a cute guy

There you go lads, all women are shallow superficial cunts, no exceptions, proven once again
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I'm like that but I'm not interesting because I can't communicate my emotions well
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>>25013873
then go fucking talk to him
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Friendly reminder that Chad is not the enemy. If anything, Chad is neutral competition. Never forget who the real enemy is.
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>>25014072

Just fucking talk to us. We might seem like edgy/depressed guys, but how do you expect anything to go anywhere unless you talk to us?

My ex did it, and she was pretty much the only person I ever showed my caring side to.
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>>25014082
>all business

>that feel when you'll never share a class with Radical Larry
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My gf knew I was a virgin who never had a gf.

She took my virginity and after 2 months we are still happily together.

I am not Chad. I am 5'8", skinny, and she initially thought I was gay because of how i dress.
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>>25014173
You mean women?
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>>25013873
you expecting him to approach you?
you're either stupid or incredibly entitled
or both
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>interesting
nice bait
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>>25014193
Liberals and your own crippling problems
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>>25013876
For sure, my mentality is that girl is never interested in me and if she seems like she is, it's either coincidence/she's being polite/she's nice to everyone. I purposefully set unfulfillable standarads and it's the same for the this board. "These people don't exist and if they do they're just trolls/weird/it's fetish/they think they are like this while they aren't"

Also, even if the OP is genuine there's no reason to think she's not just disgusting self-obsessed whale with shitty personality no one would touch even with 6 foot pole.
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i like boys who are funny and at least a 5/10. that's all

too bad i'm too afraid to date anyone HOOHOOHOO
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>>25014072
Dont talk to him, he wants nothing to do with you.
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>>25014092
>How much do you want me to lose?
all of it

fuck the robo
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>>25013828
Chad is a meme, go outside and you'll fucking see that. Go take a look at all the Chad types who don't really pull, only get one night stands, or who only get girls who are whack as fuck.

It's real fucking simple, women want the best of what type of guy they like. The better you become at being the type of person you are, or better yet an original person, the better the women you'll get. All the top pulling guys I met were interesting, unique, and somewhat intelligent. Be better and get better women. It's hard to be better, meditate long hours for your mind, work out long hours for your body, find out what look suits you for your style and face, find some shit to do and become confident about. That's fucking it, accept whatever your starting stats are, then boost them as much as you can (which is quite a lot).
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>>25014252
That's pretty much my position
It's sad to have become so jaded and bitter, but it's a pretty normal reaction to the situation I've been given
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>>25014282
5/10
remember, women have extremely distorted standards, when a cunt says 5/10, she really means a tall, handsome fit Chad with a mole on his neck and a lazy eye
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>>25014174
it's hard to approach secluded guys when it feels like they would find you annoying or a nuisance to talk to. They just seem like they want to be left alone.
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>>25014324
>meditate
>he bought the meditation meme
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>>25014140

Are you perhaps implying that men are not superficial? I'm male and I can assure you that most of us wouldn't want a butt-ugly girl either.
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>>25014324
No, fuck you
Why should I have to "better myself" whatever the fuck that means, for some cunt
You will literally never hear any similar kind of rhetoric being aimed at a woman
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>>25013828
>qt /r9k/ bf IRL?

Implying
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>>25014374
when i say 5/10 i mean someone who takes care of themself. anyone can be a 5/10 or more, you just gotta try your best
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>>25014331
I'm not even that bitter personallly, I'm quite jolly in general, but I just don't attribute possitive interaction/attention to myself anymore, the implications are much easier to handle if you think that they're being friendly.
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>>25014374
A 5/10 to a woman is an 8/10. This is old news.
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>>25014384
they think your making fun of them so their defensive

stacies goo up to betas and pretend to flirt to make fun of them
that stuff usually dies down in highschool but its still in college
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Every girl that thinks she isn't attracted to Chad is really attracted to Chad. The bottom 80% are invisible to you just the same as every other succubus.
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>>25013828
Do you think an /r9k/ would be good to you because he's damaged? Loving because he knows what being lonely is like? Caring because he knows what being ignored is like?

I think you need to spend some more time on this board. There are no shy, sweet /r9k/ bfs, you've got the normies who would never touch you, the wannabe-robots who's still got sky high standards and the actual robots who are extremely bitter and alone for a reason.
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>>25013828
OP people here aren't kv because they aren't chad or even because they are beta loners. Mostly because they don't try either because they are afraid of rejections and/or are too lazy to even put in the effort of socializing outside of the internet. Also if your a NEET that doesn't have a hobby outside of his/her element, then your never in a postion to even find a relationship.
Not saying
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>>25014384
Boo hoo, life is hard.
Nothing is going to happen unless you go over there and introduce yourself. Offer to meet up after one of his classes or something, or just write a note and add your phone number.
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>>25014324
Meanwhile, as a girl.
>be born with attractiveness in your genes
>avoid stressors like bad diet, all night out, and drugs
>get best bf
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>>25014429
so as long as I don't become fat and put on makeup you'll be cool with me
because that's all most bitches do, well the makeup part at least
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>>25014252
I can relate to this a lot. I was the biggest loser, dropped out because of panic attacks, then proceeded to do drugs and drink with friends I met on the internet. Even in my stupid chatroom I wasn't respected. I put my standards to the sky, because I didn't want to feel limited if I could help it, or at the very least not be a scrap taker. Surprisingly I met the perfect gf, she loved me for a little while (at first i wasn't working with much, but I got good at sex and my silver tongue took over), but I was too much of a mess and not going anywhere. She left me, I got worse. Then I went to rehab, got cleaned up, struggled horribly for a long time after. Then it clicked that I could increase my mental stability and clarity with excercise and meditation. Once I saw that I could shape my mind, and was successful at it to a large degree, I knew everything was going to be OK.
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>>25014443
a 3/10 to an eeyore is a 10/10 to any normal perosn
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>>25014394
Men are also somewhat shallow, but women are twice as shallow
I can't post pics here, but there was a study on OkCupid or PoF that showed that while men rated 50% of women to be above average, women only rated 20% of men to be above average
women are much, much more shallow than you delusional normies would like to think

>>25014443
preach it
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>>25013873
W..where Do you live?
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>>25014457
I can confirm this. Happened to me all time, to the point where in would force girls to jump through hoops to make sure they were actually genuine. Asking me out was the running joke for a long time.
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I just wish someone would go out of their way to say that they're interested in me, that they want to know more about me, that they want to talk to me more and be around me. Every friendship and relationship I've ever tried to initiate ends up with me being their substitute friend/lover while they look for something better.
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>it's your fault if you're alone!
>there are literally women saying that guys look like they want to be left alone

so it actually isn't my fault.
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>>25013828
Holy fuck please kill this meme
>not all wumun want fuq chad
Women want what they can't have.
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>>25014495
>drugs
>drinks
>not virgin
>thinks he can relate to robots
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>>25014409
>>25014491
I'm not even saying it should be for some girl, as I actually did it I realized I didn't know if that's what I really wanted even. still don't. The female dating game is a double edged sword. They immediately ARE given privelage based on their looks. They don't have the room for improvement that men do though. They are kind of stuck at the level they are at. While guys are selected more on our character and capabilities, which can be improved immensely.
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>>25014502
Stop being a useless badwhore
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>>25013828
>giving false hope
You cunt
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>>25014572
Just everyone has the potential to become famous and rich. The chance of failure in dating is much greater for men compared to women. I would even say failure is the norm for men. Just because a small group of Chads got the best women through "hard work" does not mean every man can improve to pass what is considered acceptable.
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>>25014493
taking care of yourself is washing your face, exfoliating, staying in shape, eating healthy, or conditioning hair if you have some. there's lots you can do :>
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>>25014552
Doesn't that mean that when they see a loner guy who talks to no one and cares about no one that they think they can't get him and that makes them want him?
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>>25014572
>They don't have the room for improvement that men do though
Make-up, push-up bras, hair extensions, corsets..
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because the moment chad gives you attention, you ugly fuck, you'll ditch the quiet guy instantly
the only reason you like "interesting and caring" guys is because they're the only people you think you have a chance at being with
it's literally against biology to be attracted to them.
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>>25014636
But they could get a loner, it's harder to convince a man that has everything that he needs you.
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>>25014654
What if you're born with an ugly FAS such as myself? Men can't look me in the eye, no amount of hair extensions will take away from that fact.

If a man is ugly, he can lead with his mind. Men cannot be true robots.
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Nobody likes quiet guys
not even quiet guys like quiet guys
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>>25013828
what if i have borderline personality disorder?
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>>25013961

Sounds like me. Depressed, anxious, lost in my own world. Masked it with a serious, emotionless face.

Then a qt girl started randomly talking to me. After about a year I gained the courage to ask her out, and now I have my first qt gf.
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>>25014676
I'm not talking about a desperate autist loner, I'm talking about a real loner who wants nothing to do with people.
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>>25014610
Famous and rich isn't really what its about though. Women define alpha by different terms based on what they are into. Confidence is really a tremendous factor, as is being pleasant and entertaining to be around. I do think that all men who aren't horribly ugly or stupid could improve themselves enough to get a 6 with good character. Im not talking from just a bee urself perspective either, im talking based on neuroscience articles I have been reading for awhile. For instance being a runner, going for runs at least twice a week and improving cardio fitness, that simple thing right there increases cognition and energy levels. Not to mention the fact that most people could get good at some medium of art, and thus have something that's impressive and builds esteem.
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>>25014017
That's me all over.
Just struggle to keep trying. Life always throws shit at me when I try to do something. I never give up, but its so damn tiring, especially when most people are so superficial and don't understand a fucking thing you say when you try to talk to them. So you stop trying and shut yourself away from people.
At work people usually say I look sad and lonely all the time. But really I'm just dead inside. Bored shitless. Passing time until I can get home and distract myself.
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>>25014631
RRRRAAA I HAATTTEEE YOOUU
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>>25014737
I see what your getting at, you're right.
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>>25013828

> quiet
> interesting

pick one and only one you dumb whore
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>>25013917
One girl from 1000 it is quite lot it is more like 99.999999%
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>>25014324
this is so lame...
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>tfw always one chair radius around me that is completely dead
>try sitting in the middle one time so people are forced to approach me
>it still happens
Just fuck my shit up senpai
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>>25014740
>running twice a week

Shoo shoo gains goblin. I lift weights so I can beat up 10 women at once.
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>>25013873
this is probably how 90%of r9k comes off
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>>25014823
I used to always sit at the edge of the row. And the entire row will be empty.
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>>25013828
I am but will only willing if the girl is a virgin, not fat, not black, and doesn't fall for normie shit.
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>>25014823
>tfw nobody will sit next to you on the bus
>Full bus, people standing, empty eat on either side of me
>This happens all year
>Eventually use seats to hold my shit, nobody ever asks me to move

Fuck their shit desu senpai
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>>25014737
>nothing to do with people
>nonautist
pick one.
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>>25013945
girls are intrigued by you but not attracted to you
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>>25014387
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1697747/#!po=38.5906

I guess neuroscientists, their machines that scan brains, and the ncbi bought the meme too.
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>>25014859
Iktf
>tfw actually bought into the 'things will be different at uni' meme
>>25014871
The bus is the worst senpai, once a qt sat next to me and leant on my shoulder and I was so anxious I had to get off straight away even though my stop was like 45 mins away
>tfw offended if people don't take the seat next to you but spaghetti if they do
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>>25014683
>If a man is ugly, he can lead with his mind.

and women can't? now now that's sexist mystery
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>>25014835
Keep it brief and high intensity then. It actually helps recovery. Anything under 30 minutes with some preloading will be fine.
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>>25014823
>>25014859
>>25014871

This is me all over. People my age actively avoid me outside of work so I assume I'm just ugly as sin, or that I give off an aura that makes other people uncomfortable.
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>>25014918
I'm so glad mommy and pop bought me a car for uni. Parking permit prices are ridiculous but at least I don't have to deal with people in public transport.
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>>25013873
WHY IS EVERYONE FALLING FOR THIS BAIT SO EASILY?!?!?!
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>implying i'm going to go through the embarrassment of a 20+ year old male virgins first attempt at sex

girls despise virgins
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>>25014945
This. I wondered for the longest time if I had bad BO and nobody was telling me.
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>>25014926
NO ONE CARES WHAT A GIRL LIKE ME HAS TO SAY ;_;
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>>25014871
Stop sitting in the middle seat and scoot over, you retarded fucking jackass
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OP chances are he would be fine talking to you if you were genuine and cute/feminine . Just remember he's sitting alone for his own reasons.
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>>25015015
Are there really nudes of you floating around?
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Friendly reminder that the ONLY girls who approach guys are emotionally dependent psychobitches who will try to kill themselves after you have sex
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>>25014991
then dont act like one, seriously, its not that hard
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>>25014572
Holy shit, the most sensible person I've seen on this site
I've been saying the same shit
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>>25015015
Cause you're rude and uncaring. I can see that just from your posts here
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>>25015015
>>25015030
see, he sorta cares
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>>25014683
what does FAS mean?
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>>25014683
go to tumblr with this, youll be a goddess
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>>25014748
I JUST WANNA HELP
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>>25015085
fetal alcohol syndrome, picture related
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>>25014092
21 grams.
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>>25014190
>this guy is all business all the time
hah thanks for making me remember that, still one of the greatest
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>>25013897
hi MYSTERY WHAT ABOUT BOYS WHO ONLY COME HERE TO LAUGH AT RETARDS AND ROBOTS?
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>>25015123
So are there nudes or not?
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if you're born with a warm wet fuckhole between your legs you win at life

stop being condescending towards men and just fuck off you fucking stupid roastie whores
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>>25015123
That's unfortunate, guess you'll just have to settle for a 7
what a tragedy
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reminder if you are quite and ugly you are "creepy"

Creepy is the absolute worst thing a girl could consider you,once a girl has identified you as creepy she will inform all the girls she knows that you are creepy

>"lol you know anon I work with? He's so creepy lol"
>"ewww i know he never talks"

there's no recovery either, once a girl thinks you're creepy you can never change her mind
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>>25014457
that sounds evil i though that only happens in movies.
>>25014484
o-ok, if i get rejected i'm coming after you for blood
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>>25015169
you have a warm fuckhole between your legs too, anon
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>>25014457
I wish this were only a meme. -_-
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>>25014384
if you have no good intentions you better leave that poor guy alone.
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>>25015188
pink heart "be mine" plug did I find it?
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>>25014457
This has happened to me quite a lot.
I usually just brush them off and don't react or just leave.
I won't give them the satisfaction of getting a reaction so they can act defensive and try to put me down further.

It's the same sort of shit when staceys do stupid poses infront of statues for a joke. You've seen them.
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>>25014457
It never dies. It happens in the professional workplace too.

Speaking from experience.
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how do i chad? do i need to lift? or is personality enough? do i need a big dick? or can i pass with an average one? also do i need money? or can chad get laid through charm and good looks?
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>>25015185
I'll be waiting. Steam: Blinky Dorf
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>>25014457
they only do this to non threatening betas

you're probably short and have a baby face so it's like picking on a kid
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>>25015188
hey mystery, i seem to miss your story, even though every one call you a psycho attention whore

whats your story mystery?
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Why do girls like you not exist where I live?
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>>25015188

Mystery, you're not fat, but you're a butterface. So you need to lower your body fat %, by eating better.

>>25015015
> NO ONE CARES WHAT A GIRL LIKE ME HAS TO SAY ;_;

You act crazy, entitled, obviously have tons of baggage, altogether a horrible person.

If you really had something to say, you'd say it. Anonymously. While not bringing up the fact you're a girl, letting your words stand on their own merits.

You're in my fucking timezone, or at least close. I always see you in my prime 4chan time, and it's pissing me off.
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>>25015444
please. please just shut the fuck up
please. mystery just make a fucking blog
subscribe to her blog you fucking chump. fuck you crusty whore
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>>25015188
> Tfw you genuinely want to get to know mystery.
> tfw she'll never aknowledge a post that isn't derogatory.
> have fallen for the bait again.

JUST
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>>25015405
This.

But they're too scared of threatening beta guys because they think they're serial killers and not the ones they're attracted to like Ted Bundy or James Holmes.
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>>25015248
i want him to love me i think that's good intent
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>>25015489
>>25015501
Why don't you filter me, just wondering?

>>25015501
You don't want to get to know me.
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>>25015547
why not, its not like ive got anything better to do
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>>25013828
Nice joke
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>>25015547
answer this please
>>25015359
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>>25015405
That doesn't matter.
I'm 6'3 and I still had Staceys doing this to me. I am definitely don't have a baby face either. Hell when I was 14 I had kids randomly going up to me and asking me to buy them cigarettes.
I told them to fuck off.

They just like to pick on the least reactive thing they see. Bear baiting but with people.
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>>25015547
have a jaw plastic surgery and get fucked cunt
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>>25013828
well why does chad get to not be interesting or caring and still have happy relationships?
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>>25013897
you mean chads that go on /r9k/
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>>25015547
obligatory
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=113u9CjoKgw
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>>25015015
What makes you think people care what ugly males think?
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Why I am posting on a bait thread
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>>25013898
>betas can't fuck you like chad can, you can say you like quiet guys all you want but when it comes down to it you'll get bored of him and go running after chad because he pounds you better

these posts have veered frighteningly into full-on homo fantasy territory.

whenever you think of a woman, does your mind just automatically replace her with a giant, throbbing dick? if so, I have some bad news for you, anon...
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>>25013828
no qts here.. they are post in /pol. i know because my boyfriend posts in there. ^_^
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>>25015547
Sure I do, despite my better judgement knowing it wouldn't end well for me. I'd like to know the person beyond the shitposting. You genuinely intrigue me.

Of course I'm now going to get told to fuck off for being an enabler or giving you attention, but meh fuck it.
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>>25015444
check her 40000 post archives. start from fit
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>>25013898
whiney fag boy detected.
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I'm caring but I'm not interesting. I pretty much do the same things again and again. Every once in awhile I'll do something out of the ordinary but I doubt thats enough to keep a girl interested.
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>>25014683
I fucking knew it, as soon as I saw your mug I knew you were a fasby.
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>>25015728
if you try to contact her you'll just get one word replies and flat out nothing pretty much, not worth the effort.

maybe if youre that type of le nerdy chad xd you would fare well idk
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op is right. Where I work I see a lot of people come and go, and I see so many ugly neckbeards/average guys with girls all the time.
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>>25014252
If a girl is into a guy that's not Chad, it sure doesn't tell me that her personality is shit.

If she was a self-obsessed whale, you'd expect her to be the "beautiful at any size" type and feel better than guys like this.

Not like girls like that even exist in the first place, though.
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Is there anything worse than a woman tripfag ?
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>>25013873
Just go and talk to him
He's probably just a bit grumpy
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tfw no kuudere bf ;-;
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>When will you guys realize that not every girl is attracted to Chad?

I've always known.
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>>25013828
Last time one of you said this to me, she gave me the old let's be friends line while fucking Chads. Now that I treat women like shit you're also more attracted to me. Fuck you and your doublethink. Women can only think in memes rather than any kind of sentient thought.
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>>25015801
is that her leg.
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>>25013828
Snapchat or something
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>>25015801
an underaged druggy woman tripfag
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>>25015788
Damn, I don't look Nerdy at all and I'm not a fan of anime. Not normie enough for the normies, not nerdy enough for nerds.

I wouldn't even be trying to chat her up though, that's not my intention so in theory appearance shouldn't matter.
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>>25015761
lel

>>25015728
I'm not actually a good person despite what you may believe, nor am I very interesting.

>>25015775
>fasby
Is that a term for my people?

>>25015788
No, I'm like that with everyone.
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>>25015869
I had to double take aswell. Her shoe is off but it's placed in such a way it looks like her leg is all kinds of fucked up.
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Today, I've realized how fucking stupid and deluded you guys are. Women are attracted to attractive guys (obviously), but if you believe they all like the Chad/perfect model type, you're fucking oblivious.

That'd be like me trying to speak for all men.
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>>25013898
To be fair, a lot of men -- everywhere -- are boring. Same with women. I like wallowing in self-pity like everyone else here, but let's be honest, if you're not an interesting partner you can only hope to settle for someone just as boring.

Too many people on /r9k/ are actually despairing because they want someone more attractive physically or mentally than themselves. Notice how they don't mention that they themselves might actually be boring and slovenly; oh no, they're all misunderstood pariahs who deserve(!) a woman's affection. And thus any man with the slightest bit of appeal is a Chad.

Consider this: look at all the ugly married men out there. Do you really think they were Chads in their youth? More likely they were attractive enough to at least attract someone on their level.

I myself, I'm miserable and antisocial enough to not want to bore and annoy a woman by pursuing a relationship. I sure as hell don't want (or expect) a Stacey or anyone near her level.
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daily reminder mystery is a fucking camwhore and needs to have cum in her 24h/day or she will never shut up
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>>25014409
>why should I do anything but spend 14 hours a day on the internet being mad that things aren't just given to me instantly without effort irl like on the internet
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>not all of us are attracted to Chad, I just want a 5/10 average nerd! :^)
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>>25015880
thats actually sounds pretty good, except the tripfag part, and the part that youre on 4chan, /r9k/ makes it even worse
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>>25015964
real life tomoko
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>>25013828
>>25015953

Then what you're looking for is a cyborg, or a failed normie. Not a robot.
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>>25015964
id stick my dick in her
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>>25015907
I don't know whether you're a good person or not, or whether outside the angry shitposting bantz you're interesting or not. That's the point. We only see what You want us to see.

Not that it matters, I'm so out of touch I don't even have a medium with which to communicate, no skype or anything like that, so it's all kind of moot.
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>>25016030
r-really?

>>25016057
You aren't missing out on much.
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Why do we hate mystery?

she seems like she's just kind of young

mystery, if you're around, we should totally be friends
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>>25016101
I'm pretty not-young and should grow up but I feel like I never got a chance to and now I'm supposed to do it all alone and I'm not sure how I'm supposed to do it the right way
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>>25014324
you know why this is bullshit? women get to be born on top while men get to be born at the bottom. how the fuck is this fair? men have to become rich to get an attractive women.
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>>25016118
can't get more millenial than that

you propably watch Girls unironically
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>>25014572
>They immediately ARE given privelage based on their looks. They don't have the room for improvement that men do though

Can't lie, looks are a huge factor for women, but to me or whatever, if a woman is boring as fuck and does nothing with her life besides social media is a red fucking flag
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>>25016147
well most of my development was halted by getting into a really shitty relationship when I was a lot younger than I am now, and never developing my own likes/dislikes outside of the realm he wanted me to be in

so now I'm kind of lost because for example, I don't know if my likes/dislikes are truly mine or if it is because I was groomed into liking certain things and disliking other things. I have very little authentic sense of self and now live far away from my parents or any other possible role model so it's not like I can be guided safely in the right direction

Girls was shit
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>>25015992
nice projection there
that doesn't apply to me at all
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>>25016147
what does it mean to watch something ironically? i've never understood.
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>>25016218
just become a sex slave then
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>>25016147
girls is a good radfem show
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>>25014683
>What if you're born with an ugly FAS such as myself? Men can't look me in the eye, no amount of hair extensions will take away from that fact.

Stop going for Chad. There WILL be a guy that'll settle
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>>25016218
You see, there is more going on under the surface. Do you not remember who you were before at all, where your interests used to lie? Why not just start trying all different kinds of things and see if anything sticks, beyond what you feel you were conditioned to like?
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>>25016218
>I don't know if my likes/dislikes are truly mine or if it is because I was groomed into liking certain things and disliking other things
everything anyone likes or dislikes is because of how they developed while young, just because you got molested as well doesn't make you special
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>>25015180
THIS.
in high school girls used to call me gollum.
Now (10 years later), even if I'm a 6-7/10 my confidence is 0.
At least those girls now look like rotten milk.
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>>25016270
>radfem show

wot. Dunham is like the biggest proponent of liberal sex-positive feminism ever. if anything Breaking Bad has more of a radical praxis than Girls

>>25016299
I was like 13 and don't remember doing anything but playing a lot of video games and going to school, lel. I'm trying to enjoy this journey of developing but it is very scary
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>>25015964
Forehead is a little too big, otherwise I'd say she's pretty.
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>>25013828
>be manlet
>Don't give two shits about other people
>Tall county-qt starts talking to me
>She's pretty fucking amazing
>Start to like her and look up to her even though I didn't give two shits about a brat I wasn't interested in in the first place
I don't know about her, but I like her a lot, fell in anguish and all when I was waiting to ask her out. Guess it is all fine now, I shouldn't rush things.
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>>25015963
All I want out of a woman is someone with a cute face to hang out with, share some hobbies, do some sexual stuff, and cuddle under the covers in warmth shitposting with each other online. I don't want a bitch, or a slut, or a wooden prude.

Basically a dude with female parts is what I want, or at least that's what r9k would classify that as.
I know I'm pretty boring to women. I don't really socialise. I only have one friend outside of my family. I usually go home and chill out with my family after work, and do my hobbies on my day off. I struggle with a mild depression and I have some self-confidence issues. I'm pretty fat and not massively attractive, but I'm working on that for myself because I want to be healthy by the time I'm 30.
But I'm not what girls want if my experiences have taught me, im not exciting or interesting enough since I'm not trying to change the world or gain power in society, and if I am found interesting in some way then they don't TELL ME they are interested in me. So I don't bother to try and just get on with whatever I'm doing at the moment.
I'm content with my life with a few issues I'd like to fix over time. I dont need to approach just before people start saying I'm beta for not doing so. I know the issues women can bring, I've seen relationships go wrong around me, which is why I'm not in an urgency to force myself to approach girls all the time to just get rejected by most of them.
Basically I'm the alone stuff guy that has a spare chair and a controller for my player 2, but doesn't mind playing 1p games if nobody joins in.
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>>25016218
>and never developing my own likes/dislikes outside of the realm he wanted me to be in

so why not do that now? spend less time here and do something that makes you feel like you accomplished something. maybe, i should really be doing that too. god dammit..

>I have very little authentic sense of self and now live far away from my parents or any other possible role model so it's not like I can be guided safely in the right direction

as someone who's a little older than you, my experience has been that no one will come to save you or help you or guide you in life. it fucking sucks because you feel like a child but no one is going to come raise you from that state to becoming an adult. you're going to have to go figure shit out yourself.
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>>25013897
>the ogre face still hasn't killed herself
pathetic
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>>25015050
>just be happy man, it's so easy peazy!
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>>25016365
>so why not do that now
depression, bigger things to worry about than that, loneliness

>you're going to have to go figure shit out yourself.

would've been easier as a normie
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>>25016394
>Depression
Everyone is throwing that word everywhere. Stop being so fucking lazy for fuck's sake.
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>>25013961
You silly goose, it's not just anybody he doesn't like, he doesn't like himself.
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>>25016333
It's scary for everyone. Shit, you're on a website full of people who generally aren't handling it very well. People don't all just "find themselves" in their teens. New experiences or oppertunities open up all the way through life and tastes change overtime.

I'd say my own development got fucked somewhere along the way, stalled at least for a good few years, and it feels like you're held back from the rest of the world.
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>>25015359
Do you have the prerequisites to be Chad?
>White
>6'0+
>7x6 minimum
>good facial aesthetics

The rest like personality and confidence can be worked on
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>>25015015
Exactly, now stop posting
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>>25016333
my mistake. my only knowledge of feminism is that michelle had a woman's studies degree
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Being undesirable and objectively inferior, the only reason one would pay attention to me is if they wanted something (money, resources, whatever).

I'd be more worried about someone who is NOT attracted to chad, as they are obviously lying about something.
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>>25016414
okay then replace the world with lazy, i don't really care. 2lazy

>>25016439
i dunno i get the sense most people here know at least what their basic desires/wants/needs are
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>>25015964
I could easily fuck those mouth and tits until they go sore
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>>25016470
Michelle had a woman's studies degree?

L E L

ANOTHER VICTIM
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>>25016497
Mystery, I want to suck on your nipples. When can we arrange this?
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>>25015964
i want to pat her head because she looks like that squirrel from ice age
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>>25016560
>sid meme

WHEN WILL IT END
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>>25016497
she's from tumblr. who knows what's true about her
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>>25016578
>tfw you will never be friends with mystery no matter how much you try or want to

>tfw she completely hates you without even knowing who you are

>tfw you considered suicide because mystery ignores your posts sometimes

Why live
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>>25016606
All I know is that she beat up her spic gf
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>>25016497
what a girl cute as you do here?
fuck this makes me uncomfortable, please go away
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>>25016476
Nah, most people here know what they don't/can't have and want it for that reason alone.

A few have given up hope entirely and so appear to know themselves but instead of any real desire I'd guess it's more the lack of it that makes them seem self assured.
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>>25016640
Hey, pls don't kill yourself without contacting me and letting me join you
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>>25015486
Because they don't exist anywhere
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>>25016449
i have all that except for the cock size. so i guess ill just stay a virgin then. better than being an average dick kuk.
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mystery will perish once average girls discover the attention goldmine 4chan offers
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Bump pics of mistery.
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>>25016676
ive been trying to make contact with you for the last 3 months senpai
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>>25015964
>>>25014457
She looks a bit greasy in the first pic, but she is a cute anway. reminds me of those models that have unusual ayy lmao faces
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>>25014631

What if I shave my head and I shave all of my body hair daily but I keep stubble on my face
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I posted a dating thing the other night - only response I got was someone telling everyone *not* to contact/date me because I'm probably a serial killer.

>this board
>dating
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>>25016578
Scrat is the squirrel though.
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>>25016684
Well I guess (You) can be a lower tier Chad. Just work on your personality. Girls will still want you as a status symbol, and other girls will find this attractive. But you will never be a top tier Chad. Still better then a robot though.
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>>25016715
never mind that >>25014457
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>>25016725

Oh I also have a 9 inch cock but I'm 5'9 and 1/2 and I have tiny, soft fingers and size 7 (american feet)
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>>25016676
Why did you block so many anons from /r9k/ you had on Skype mystery?
I don't have many friends and considered you one of them.
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>givig tripfags attention
how desperate can you be tripcoding shoud be limited to >>>/soc/ which is a contaminent board anyway
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>>25016786
she is like every other girls
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>>25016744
>tfw dick size ruined your life

i know this isnt what the post was about initially but im maybe 5.5x5

i feel like it doesnt even matter. you know she has at least a 6x6 dildo at home so how the fuck am i supposed to even come close.
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ITT there are no robots.

I just want things to go back to how they where
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>>25016786
She's shit, big suprise. True women don't crave attention.
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>>25013828
What is that around her neck?
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>>25016838
5x5 reporting bro
It's ok, we cam always look forward to death
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>>25016786
I don't like talking to anyone anymore stop giving me your contact info I don't care or trust any of you pls go
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>>25016838
because A dildo cant eat her out. Most women cant cum through penetration anyways.
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>>25016811
>>25016854
We talked regularly for a while and enjoyed each other's company until one day she blocked me, happened to doj too.
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>>25014082
Exactly how I was, even if anyone was interested I'd escape class asap to go home before they can interact with me.
They called me ghost cuz I'd just disappear. Lel.
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>>25016884
>Nobody wants me!
What about that anon over there wanting to kill himself to be with you
>I dont trust him!
>Nobody wants me!
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>>25016884
timestamp your tits
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>>25016890
Well, she thinks she isn't talking to human beings, because she thinks she isn't one herself.

Nothing to do there.
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>>25016884
I'm the 5'1" tranny, I thought we were friends Mystery.
It hurts that you'd just block me for no reason at random, I have very few friends and I enjoyed talking to you.
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>>25016908
I am alone by choice and will always be alone by choice.
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i know this story

in the end they all just get tired of you not being chad, having problems like human beans, you dont have a fat wallett so theyll eventually just
>uhoh i need a man
>chaaaad please take me
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