/britfeel/
Images are sometimes not shown due to bandwidth/network limitations. Refreshing the page usually helps.
You are currently reading a thread in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001
You are currently reading a thread in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001
Christmas in less than two weeks and I'm not feeling it all edition
>>24985854
>watching poker
boring as fuck to me but I don't really know the game
>>24985874
Yes
>>24985848
This
>>24985899
None of them
>>24985961
Not yet SENPAI,but the feeling shall come
>>24985961
ARE YOU HAAANGING UP YOUR STOCKINGS ON THE WAAAALL
>will never watch the sopranos for the first time again
:(
>>24985886
Hmm I should maybe talk to GP about how it's killed my sex drive.
But she's a qt and I don't want to tell her about my limp dick
>>24986032
what other effects does it have? I wank too much and need something to stop the urge without enforcing any self control
>>24986032
>qt GP
You lucky motherfucker. Every doctor in my local place is either a dude or 50+ fat woman
>>24986032
"Well anon, let's just see if I can't help you with that, here's my number ;)"
One of the blokes on trial for plotting terrorist attacks today called his cat "7/7".
You never go full rubber dinghy rapids, lads.
I'm still listening to lana del rey on repeat, born to die, it's probably on its 40th repeat now. Stopped for 30 mins at lunch. I started building my desk too which I'm happy about, played some video games otherwise (haha)
>tfw will spend new years eve alone in my room like the past 6 years
>visit family
>help to decorate the Christmas tree with young nephew
>die a little inside at the thought of never having a family of my own
Fucking hell, I never realised that
>tfw no gf
would mutate into such a deeper kind of sorrow.
Please someone link me to some articles where I can read about how all women are whores and how starting a family is a stupid idea.
>>24986065
It's an anti-depressant, so... it counters depression a bit? Causes occasional nausea, weird sleep patterns, and weirder dreams as well, at least it has for me. The nausea is fairly shortlived though.
>>24986078
>>24986092
It honestly just makes it more difficult lads, telling this really jolly, friendly qt that I'm a depressed NEET.
I'm just glad she wasn't my GP when I got my cryptorchidism sorted out.
Jesus you brits are pathetic. You're exactly like those muslims you let rape your daughters, not integrating with the rest of the board and insisting on having your own little club.
Fucking retards.
>>24986177
Y-you too
(Original post desu)
i have plant thorn arthritis in my left knee l a d s. i was impaled by a blackthorn bush thorn today at work, fucking hurts like a motherfucker
Has anyone here had experience with Uni counselling?
I've heard mixed things before~
Some people say they're really helpful whereas others say they just nod along and can't actually do anything.
Another thing that's putting me off is that my problems are quite uncommon compared to what most normies would have so I'm kind of scared about talking to anyone about them~
Some anons said I would be hospitalised before.
I just don't really know what to do anymore~
I can't stand the idea of forcing myself onto others as a burden but doing nothing about it really gets to me~
>>24986241
Is your job being Poleaboo?
>>24986254
It's just used a screening process to get rid of troubled students. Don't go if you want to complete your degree.
>>24986025
Poleaboo says it was boring shit
>>24986257
what makes you say that? i'm not a sand nigger
>>24986254
Just kill yourself, it's what everyone wants you to do but nobody can ask you. You're a burden to others - even us here.
>>24986291
I'd normally say this is harsh, but tripfags do need to go.
>>24986254
Given your issues they'll probably just point you in the direction of your GP, and rightly so. Regardless, it can't hurt. And >>24986267 is full of shite, don't listen to him.
>tfw no work until January
looks like its time to NEET it up and drink special reserve blend whiskeys everyday
>>24986291
I don't know why you keep telling me this. I already know I should kill myself and I fully intend to do so at some point. I clearly don't have a place in the world so just being alive is causing trouble for other people.
>>24986344
You bring the atmosphere of the place down and encourage more tripfaggotry. You're stifling the banter tbqh acting like some sad sap the whole time. Drop the trip and the shitty posting or just fucking off yourself.
But no, you want to be "le famous" on the internet. It's selfish.
>>24986254
I ended up getting uni counselling when I was at uni myself. Had a horrible fucking time, started hallucinating and self harming and never left my room or ate anything. Dropped out of first year. Wasn't until april that I finally got help.
They can't actually do anything if you have genuine problems that cannot be solved with a simple talk.
The uni had a GP who I saw, they then referred me to the uni counselling. They then referred me to an actual NHS mental health service who took 2 months to actually contact me. They put me on various medications which I had very bad reactions to. Then they had to do more bureaucracy to let my GP back home know about it. Then the GP back home referred me to dramatherapy, they took 4 months to even contact me. They also referred me to another doctor who handled the medicine side of things.
Right now, I've been going to dramatherapy once a week for just over a year. I find it okay. If nothing else, it's someone to talk to.
>>24986344
all you do is whinge mate
it's boring
>Sat in my room with a christmas hat on drinking dark rum and redbull singing radiohead songs
IM REALLY FEELIN' IT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JS8m44KjGGU
Whats your AOTY lads?
>>24986254
>Uni
90% of posters seem to be in Uni, you're all so normie baka.
>>24986425
The same as it every year, silly.
>>24986405
What did you tell them?
I feel I need help but don't know how to ask for it
>>24986254
>Another thing that's putting me off is that my problems are quite uncommon compared to what most normies would have so I'm kind of scared about talking to anyone about them~
im sure they have seen autistic losers before
zzzzzzzzzzz
>>24986522
Not even Leonard Cohens best album baka
>>24986539
No
They just send then automated emails in an attempt to get rid of them
![dear-hunter-rebirth-in-reprise1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/65mVpaX.jpg "dear-hunter-rebirth-in-reprise1[1].jpg")
>>24986425
Been a poor year desu
>>24986254
Just go to a NHS counsellor then.
![PYLON-standard70[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/rctY1bg.jpg "PYLON-standard70[2].jpg")
>>24986425
Easy decision for me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4wdbibV3IM
What to fap to tonight, anons?
>>24986425
POP ME A XANNY I'M FAST I'M SO FAST I'M SO FASTER THAN SONIC MAN
>>24986525
The uni counselling had a kind of application form that people had to fill out before seeing them. Part of it was telling them your problems.
I basically poured my fucking heart out on that form.
I told them everything. From being 'that weird kid' at school, to mum saying "I love you because I'm your mum, but I hate you as a person" during one of our regular (and often physical) fights growing up, to thinking when I was 15 that I'd decide to live until I was 30 then kill myself unless I felt that life was good, to the state I was in at the time - unable to get a wink of sleep due to noisy nigger flatmates by night and construction work right outside my room by day, starting to lose my grip on reality by all sorts of hallucinations, self-harming because the pain was something I knew to be real, surviving on 10 biscuits and a cup of tea each day, anime being the only vaguely good thing about my life... it goes on and on.
If you do decide to get help, you will have to get used to telling your story many times to many different people.
>>24986706
Uncircumcised Penises
>>24986706
Why not fap to some tied up girls?
>>24986344
Tilde no, you should never kill yourself. You are special and we all love you here. You brighten mine and many others lives up here. Stay strong friend.
I know it's hard and I could never know what you are feeling but I do know depression is horrible. I myself am taking anti-depressants while going through my final year of uni. It's horrible, some days I wake up and feel like crying, I don't know why. I can't talk about it to anyone in great detail as it makes me feel ashamed. Please tilde, don't leave a fellow sad anon alone here. Reply to me if you need to.
You have a place in my world, I like reading your posts mate.
>>24986706
Amber Blank, never lets me down
>>24986850
Seconding this.
Why is this kind of shit women's #1 fantasy?
>All these unifags
Goddess desu
>>24986254
I'm currently going to one and it's alright, but don't expect it to make you feel that much better and solve all your problems. You'll still be depressed. It's just a nice way of venting and getting stuff off your chest. They might even tell you stuff about yourself and your psyche that you didn't know that'll change your perspective.
Chances are, as said already, they'll recommend you go to a doctor about it for medication. It's just a recommendation though and they don't pressure you to.
My advice would be to go and see what you think of it, if it's not for you, you don't have to keep going but it might be worth giving it a shot if you don't know where else to turn. Make sure you go to each session with something to say though or it might be a little bit awkward.
>>24987043
Meant for>>24986706
Have a hips that don't quit bonus.
>>24986943
Because it means the man has to do all the work.
>>24986943
Because it's actually a very touchy feely fetish. It takes a high level of trust and intimacy to let your partner have complete control over your body, and be sure that they're going to look after you.
>>24987043
>>24987132Who is this?I need to know for my homework|
>>24987211
Farrah Flower
>>24987043
she'd slice me thighs while sucking me knobber with a jawline like that
>>24987132
>BLACKED.COM
>fapping to videos and images of a young lady getting BLACKED(.com)
Literally kekoldry of the highest order.
>mfw normies asked me in a concerned manner what I'm going to do on new years eve
i dont know how to respond to this desu
>>24987416
"Going into London with a couple of mates"
No way they can disprove it, and you can talk about it just by watching the BBC1 coverage of the fireworks in Westminster.
>>24987270
>Being low test
>>24987273
>Not watching top production of your pornfu
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/internet/12049927/Teenagers-under-16-face-being-banned-from-Facebook-and-email-under-EU-laws.html
B
A
S
E
D
E
U
>>24987480
Ban them from the internet.
>tfw just got roped into a secret santa at my work
Man I fucking hate being a wageslave.
I would get a joke gift but nobody shares my sense of humour. Will I be seen as boring if I just get a box of Lindt or something?
>>24985961
Chippy munchy box on its way lads
>>24987480
>requires parental consent
Won't do jackshit for anyone except making it harder for kids with strict parents to get in anyway. They'll just lie about their age like they do now.
>>24987494
Use the argos "gift finder" and add 10 pounds (fuck you, robot) to your agreed total
Gotten me out of this jam three years running.
>>24987494
play it safe you retard
>>24987496
>chippy munchy box
So just a massive box of fried potato?
>>24986325
>>24986405
>>24987118
Thank you for the responses lads~
Doesn't really sound like it would be for me tbqh.
>>24986855
That makes me very sad to hear anon~
I do appreciate the nice words though. It means a lot more than I'm able to express through text~
>>24987557
>>24987559
Yeah I'm gonna play it safe.
There's a 5 pound limit so a decent bar of chocolate is what I'll get.What is good chocolate nowadays? I stopped eating that shit when I was 18
>>24987561
Wheres your imagination lad, sausage, fish, pizza and black pudding as well
>>24987587
toblerone
>>24987587
>There's a 5 pound limit
Anyone spending less than 20 quid will be considered a cheapskate.
>>24987416
>in a concerned manner
This is what I can't stand. They actually think I'll be sat in the dark crying because "how could anyone be alone on new years eve" when in reality I'll be completely content playing vidya not giving the slightest fuck and probably won't even notice when the clock hits midnight
>>24987587
Everyday Essentials chocolate from Aldi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6n0hPq_vaQ
>>24986374
tilde always encourages people here and is generally a positive presence
its cunts like you who bring the atmosphere down now fuck off
>>24987670
Put your trip back on faggotor
>>24987623
nope they are aware that you will feel comfy
but being comfy=/= being happy.
>>24987670
dropping your trip?
>>24987480
Voting to stay in now, thank fuck for this. Next they should get to work on people that post inspirational quotes.
>>24986525
Just be honest about how you feel and why. I can't really tell you exactly what to say, cause I don't know why you're going.
>>24986805
Basically this.
SKKR
SKKRRRRT
>>24987692
>being comfy=/= being happy
It is for me lad
Poleaboo probably should've used today to revise for his driving theory exam
>>24987670
I agree with this post
>>24987745
and thats what the normies are worried about
they want you to feel better
your bland manchildhood lasted long enough
but they can't give you everything. you gotta do that yourself, they literally cant do that for you.
at least thats how i feel normies feel about me ;_;
IGNORE TRIPFAGS
DO NOT RESPOND TO TRIPFAGS
DO NOT EVEN BITCH ABOUT TRIPFAGS
Come on, guys, it's that easy.
>>24987756
Poleaboo what's your religious situation?
>>24987464
>fapping to porn with dicks in it
Pretty gay desu.
At least with the bondage stuff they have the decency to fuck the girl at arm's length using a dildo on a stick.
>>24987610
I'll get that if it isn't ridiculously expensive.
>>24987616
I don't care what people say behind my backs. I just don't want to risk potential embarassment as the present is opened.
>>24987631
>implying Aldi isn't GOAT for McJob living
Although my town has a Lidl but they're practically the same.
>>24987480
Won't ever happen.
>>24987803
>IGNORE TRIPFAGS
Bit racist
>>24987570
>Doesn't really sound like it would be for me tbqh.
That's what your depression thinks. You ought to be doing every little thing you can to elevate yourself out of it, even if you're not sure it'll work.
>>24987803
But you're bitching about tripfags.
How did you learn the alphabet?
Anyone here turn into a robot later on? I'm nearly 30, and whilst being what most will call a "Chad" all my life, I find myself feeling I want to be a reclusive. Don't want to go out with friends anymore or see my gf. I've put on lots of weight whereas I used to be pretty fit.
The last year or so day after drinking has left me with extreme anxiety, I literally can't leave the house and I freak out over the most minor thing, when I haven't been drinking I have zero problems.
I feel like getting my own place and just playing vidya and being alone.
>>24987806
Agnostic but can see it would be beneficial to go hard into the local Islamic scene. Bit dangerous though, gotta be careful not to go over the edge, ISIS supporters aren't rare here.
Poleaboo has been a fedora tipper even in high school and it has never brought him any joy
>>24987909
Have you ever considered Christianity?
>>24987888
See what effect they have on the thread?
>>24987927
Nah, fuck that
No benefit at all
>>24987940
Not really... What effect?
Last thread:
Glorious Holly choose your own adventure.
This thread:
Infighting and bitching.
Feels bad, guys.
>>24987927
>Have you ever considered Christianity?
At Christmas, sometimes
Why is it so hard to find a good total war game online?
If im not kicked out of servers immediately, then theres some faggot having loads of rules, that basically equate to 'anything weakness my army has, your not allowed'
>>24988028
These fucking tripfags I swear down.
Can't they fuck off back to reddit or whatever site encourages usernames?
>>24988050
Act like an officer and host your own server,
>>24988108
I might do.
I just got kicked out of another server for not being high level enough.
>>24987773
You're making the exact same assumption that they do m8 - that I actually care about being alone, that nobody could possibly want that. The horror!
>>24987996
Churches are very warm and welcoming places.
lost another 100 lads
wtf chelsea, this is some bullshit
DEGENERACY SURVEY TIME:
Have you ever:
Kissed a girl?
Had sex with a girl?
Taken a Class A drug?
Kissed a guy?
Blown/had sex with a guy?
Driven under the influence?
Been to a festival?
>>24988272
None of the above.
>>24988272
Anyone that answers yes to any of this needs to fuck off. We don't want them here.
>>24988272
>Kissed a girl?
No
>Had sex with a girl?
No
>Taken a Class A drug?
Yes
>Kissed a guy?
No
>Blown/had sex with a guy?
No
>Driven under the influence?
No
>Been to a festival?
Yes
>>24988307
>not doing drugs
baka
>>24988272
Have you ever:
>Kissed a girl?
yes, around 6
>Had sex with a girl?
no, just kissing
>Taken a Class A drug?
yes, mdma and cocaine. are they class a?
>Kissed a guy?
no
>Blown/had sex with a guy?
no
>Driven under the influence?
i've driven stoned numerous times back in the day
>Been to a festival?
no
I can't take this loneliness much longer lads.
Why does it seem like even here on /r9k/ everyone has friends? How do they meet each other without ever leaving their rooms?
>>24988342
Coke is.
I dont think MDMA is tho
>>24988272
no across the board
>>24988272
Yes to all of them - I'm still robot as fuck though. I'm genuinely surprised I've slept with a girl.
>>24988392
>had sex
>I-im a robot guys
zzzzzzzzz
>>24988366
>I dont think MDMA is tho
It totally is.
I think everything in Pihkal is class A, technically.
>>24988352
We leave our rooms you stupid shit.
Just go to a party and meet some new friends.
>>24988272
no
no
no
no
yes
no
no
>>24988272
Have you ever:
>Kissed a girl?
Yes
>Had sex with a girl?
Yes
>Taken a Class A drug?
No
>Kissed a guy?
No
>Blown/had sex with a guy?
No
>Driven under the influence?
No
>Been to a festival?
No
Non-degenerate master race
>>24988422
>tripfriend
OK, thanks I really value your opinion.
>>24988493
>>24988384
>>24988342
>>24988312
>>24988301
There are people browsing /britfeel/ RIGHT NOW who've never sucked dick.
This changes my worldview dramatically.
>>24988486
Why are you even here desu?
HOLY SHIT GUYS TURN ON BBC3
THEY MADE A SHOW ABOUT US
LINK: http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/live/bbcthree
>>24988272
No to all of them~
>>24988610
>There are people browsing /britfeel/ RIGHT NOW who've never sucked dick.
>This changes my worldview dramatically.
You assumed that cock in mouth was the norm?
>>24987815
Toblerone 400g was 3 or 4 GBP (fuck you robot) in Lidl. Alt suggestion, 1kg of Nutella is under 5 GBP (fuck you robot) in some places it comes in a giftbox as well.
>>24988629
>mugtow
>>24988629
no im too lazy and im eating, please sum it up
>>24988652yes
Come on, no one else 'experimented' at school?
>>24988740
>having friends to experiment with
lmao
>>24988629
Probably isn't even worth bothering with, the BBC loves to run these leftie-pandering shows from time to time, and you see similar articles show up on BBC News, too. They're all horrendously one-sided because we can't possibly offend anyone or imply shades of grey.
>>24988740
nigga you gay.webm
>>24988719
Reggie Yates confronts MGTOW by talking to Laurie Penny.
>>24988719
basically this: >>24988815
had milo yianoppolus on it though
Hello Men Going Their Own Way! I just saw you on Extreme UK and wanted to ask you some questions.
1. Why do you hate women?
2. Why are you so sexist?
3. Why are you still allowed on the internet?
>>24988914
Hi Reggie,
I actually think you're a pretty cool guy. Really enjoyed extreme Russia.
>obviously, I led the high a bit. Hydros themselves only help imagine stuff more vividly. They're not technically hallucinogens.
what does this mean lads? how did he "lead" the high? This sounds like the ultimate drug, literally making your dreams (waifu) become reality.
>>24988914
>MRAs
Absolutely ew.
>>24988957
Follow up question: are you bald or balding?
>>24988914
> 1. Why do you hate women?
They get to wear pretty clothes, those bitches.
> 2. Why are you so sexist?
I don't think i'm sexy at all, to bh.
> 3. Why are you still allowed on the internet?
My mum doesn't turn the internet off until 10:30, then I have to go beddy-byes.
>>24988272
>Kissed a girl?
yes
>Had sex with a girl?
yes
>Taken a Class A drug?
only lemo twice
>Kissed a guy?
yeah not seriously though
>Blown/had sex with a guy?
no not gay
>Driven under the influence?
only ever driven under the influence other than a handful of times
>Been to a festival?
only the town central ones not an actual Glastonbury type
>>24989022
Full head of hair, my cheeky negro amigo.
>>24988914
>1. Why do you hate women?
I don't, they hate me.
2. Why are you so sexist?
oh god what have I done now
3. Why are you still allowed on the internet?
cos mummy says so.
*fart rapes*
>Reggie Yates recommends "Just being yourself" when it comes to women
Thanks Reg.
>>24988914
Hi Reggie,
1. Contrary to common belief, we don't hate all women - just those who display the values we don't agree with, and lack those we support, such as dishonesty, culturally marxist beliefs, materialism, disrespectful attitudes and honour, determination, and kindness respectively.
2. See above comment.
3. Because here, no one person is limited to a single ideology - the freedom to argue and debate has produced the culture to which we subscribe.
>one day women will be obsolete
>only men will exist
can't wait tbqwylimho
NEW TOPIC FOR DISCUSSION:
This thread: where and why did it go wrong?
>>24989159
Fuck off, dirty faggot
>>24989131
Reggie completely BTFOd MRAs
>>24988965
relate
If Poleaboo reads Roosh V and specific PUA stuff will he be able to obtain a Polish gf?
>>24988815
kek
You just further confirmed the documentaries points about you lot being deluded, close minded, paranoid cowards
>>24989187
reggied got kucked hard by milo and roosh, they had him laughing and agreeing
reggie even admitted to sleeping with drunk girls
>>24989214
Girlfriend? No. You'll be able to pull any slav/eastern euro bird you want though.
Roosh really is a king when it comes to getting inside women's heads (and their underwear).
>>24989266
You're an idiot
He got them to expose themselves
>They had him agreeing
Because he's fair and balanced....oh wait, the evil BBC!
>>24988272
No x8
>>24989304
>expose themselves
To what? They didn't reveal anything new. All we learned is that Reggie uses similar methods to get laid.
>>24985961
>Christmas in less than two weeks and I'm not feeling it all edition
I've been bored of it since mid-November. It seems people are putting decorations up, especially supermarkets, in October. Fuck that.
>Counsellor tomorrow
>No booze in the house so I can actually have a flowing conversation
>>24989343
Got all your presents ready?
>>24989266
>reggie even admitted to sleeping with drunk girls
change.org petition calling for him to lose his job when?
>>24989165
Because we're all pissed off our faces.
Hi I'm here to join the manosphere. Where do I sign up? Girl here btw. :)
>>24989131
>we don't all hate women
lel get out reddit
>you're a bigot if you want to date a woman with a vagina
this is the world women are trying to create
>reading a good-shitty fantasy novel and lurking
>all tucked up in bed
>my dad just came in, gave me a big glass of wine and said "Night, see you in the morning."
>this comfort
Remind me never to get a job and move out, brothers.
>Lost 45kg, down to 85 from 130
>Girl friends say I look good, it's gone a lot from my face, etc
>Guy friends are impressed, help me when I need advice
>Every time I get compared to someone by some drunk girl(s) it's Ed Sheeran or Simon Pegg
>Been a compliment once
>I will always have an ugly face no matter how much weight I lose
Reeeeeeeeeeee
>>24989323
They exposed themselves as being twats
>>24989582
>looking like Ed Sheeran or Simon Pegg
I'd put the weight back on.
>>24989589
>t-twats
wew what an argument lad
>>24989423
There are no girls in the britfeel thread.
Kindly leave shitposter that posts that one picture of the woman posing in her N7 leggings. We all know its you mate.
Hey guys, what do you think of my new leggings?
>>24989599
I need to lose a little more fat and put on a little muscle but I'm not putting it back on, I was even uglier then.
Fuck my life desu
>>24989644
are you male?
>>24989644
I don't understand this meme.
and apparently that's not an original comment.
Literally think I'm about to get fired lads.
>>24989618
You really are an idiot, aren't you?
With documentaries you don't argue with people, you let them talk, let them spout their stupid views
>>24989782
where do you work? I need a job
>>24989798
whereas reggie weakly protested before holding his hands up and admitting he had slept with drunk girls
>>24989806
Where I work you need a masters in science m8, hope you've got one.
Fixed my sleeping pattern a week ago (1am to 10am)
I hate it
Being awake during the day is legitimately awful. Have no will or energy to do anything at all. Also much hungrier
Everything just feels depressing. I already miss waking up at 4/5pm and then having the entire night to myself and going to sleep when the shitty grey daylight starts pouring in.
It's healthier though. I guess.
>>24989827
MSci Physics mate, first class
>>24986118
made my night anon, cheers
you got an article?
lol did you see the news?
>>24989844
Nice. I'm too retarded for Physics unfortunately.
>>24989892
EU poll?
Fuck. Why can't we have that poll now! It's going to reverse again in 2 years
>>24989834
>Fixed my sleeping pattern a week ago (1am to 10am)
Explain how
>>24987726
SKRRRR
SK-SK
>>24989947
Simple
Stay awake for over 24+ hours and then go to bed around 10pm. Set your alarm for like 8/9am.
That should fix it
>tfw 2 weeks dole of 370 quid
>tfw neet in ireland
>tfw been awake since 6pm yesterday
> Need to use my deactivated facebook account for login (Therefore need to activate it again then close it once I'm finished as normiebook disgusts me)
> Open it up, whilst on it see people from the past all with new lives - at university or in jobs, some of them moved to the other end of the country - they've all got new friends, enjoy their lives and they are still full of hopes and dreams
> See my ex has jumped a boyfriend and is now on to number 3 in 4 years.
> I pissed away the days where I should have been partying and having fun and have spent the past few years as a loner who's only interests are weightlifting and reading
I'm studying to get into university in September (I'm 21 YO in a few weeks was working in the merchant navy but it fell apart when oil crashed) and they are all finishing their degrees and getting graduate jobs and what not.
I guess I just feel left behind, anybody else know this feel?
>>24990124
>21
>left behind
WOOOOOW. 3 whole years! That's like, soooo behind!
Bloody kids
>>24990124
was the merchant navy a good experience?
>>24990124
>I pissed away the days where I should have been partying and having fun
I did the whole parting thing and it wasn't really that fun, it was cool for the first year but after that it was just the same shit and immensly boring.
Seriously everyone looks like they're having fun in those stupid facebook pics but it's 95% standing around bored as fuck.
Can't imagine anything worse than being trapped in a fucking student house party now.
>be wage slave
>have no friends
>work 40+ hours a week
>everyone at work excited for Christmas
>all have gfs, bfs
>"Are you getting any presents for people anon?"
>tell them no
>they start acting like I'm some dick
>"Why aren't you getting anyone anything?"
>tell them I don't care about Christmas
>ask why do you look so disheveled, tired and down all the time
>tfw
>>24990124
Normiebook is a completely false projection. I read some study that said something like the more you post your life on Normiebook the more unhappy you are likely to be
I can vouch for it with the people I know, their life is shit but they only post the good times, easy to fake
>>24990178
Kind of, I would recommend it as you learn a fuckton of life skills. I was an engineering cadet then an officer when I qualified, perfect robot job as it entails minimal human contact, long trips away at sea where everyone mutually respects the fact that you just wanna "Do your time" and go home, if you play your cards right you can work only a few months of the year and then use the money you earn to live off for the rest of the year.
Working life consists of making sure machinery like the main engines, generators, sewage plant, A/C plant, fuel treatment & water treatment is ticking over, spending your 4 hour shifts (4 hours on watch 8 hours rested) reading novels and staring into space.
I grew sick of it tho because I have zero interest in it, thought it looked cool when I applied and just decided to go through with it.
>>24990124
I kind of know that feel~
I feel like I haven't changed at all from school whereas everyone else has grown up. Not a good feel desu.
I wouldn't worry about "pissing away the days where you should have been partying" though. You're still young after all, so you can still do it if you want to. On Normiebook, normies only post good stuff so it seems like their life is great when in reality that's just what they want other people to think their life is like~
They have their own share of regrets and problems.
>>24990220
I know this feel too~
I can't bring myself to feel excited for Christmas at all and I get grief from normies for it.
>>24990220
>>24990381
Get your parents something for having to deal with you pathetic messes all year round.
>>24989994
Tried that, doesn't work, always find it hard to manage at this time of year because it's so dark all the fucking time.
>>24990582
Take co-codamol at bedtime, the codeine will put you to sleep. Ive been doing this because my asshole GP wont give me sleeping pills.
>>24986025
IKTF. I can't bring myself to rewatch it.
>>24990582
How doesn't it work exactly?
Evening, lads
Only ever come here on weekends but i have a few holidays in, back in work thurs.
Drinking corona, listening to gorillaz. i am happy
Also im going to look at and hopefully buy a landrover defender tomoro
Just booked my ticket for midnight Star Wars, only seats left were one 3 rows from the top and the rest all right up at the screen. Feel like I've won the lottery.
>>24990697
Being surrounded by 1000 normies chomping and grinding and laughing and cheering would piss me the fuck off
>>24990697
Do you think you're going to be surrounded by nerds or normies? Or normies posing as nerds?
>>24985961
I don't think anyone is in my immediate family.
We all just seem to be going through the motions.
I'm mostly set, just need to buy some more cards when I get paid on Wednesday.
I'm more preoccupied with moving into my own (rented) place this week and all the shit that comes with that. Not sure what my mum's problem is.
>>24990675
what do you do lad?
>>24990675
Thanks mr skeltal
Seriously thanks
And thank you again
>>24990675
sounds comfy desu anon! Enjoy your holidays lad~
>>24990697
Good for you anon! Hope you have a good time.
>>24990697
I'm going with a group but the guy booking the tickets messed it up so we're scattered around on single seats instead of being sat together.
>>24990752
im a weapons engineer. i test&commission submarine weapon systems
>>24990768
wait does my hand lok skinny??
>>24990800
cheers m8 have a good night
How do I get a gf lads??
>>24990853
i am also interested in a response for this
had a gf 2010 - 2012 but dry since then. cant even remember how i did it
help
>>24990697
han solo dies tbf
>>24986273
zzzzzzzzzz dreadfull gimmick
>>24990853
Think I lost mine yesterday
>>24990853
If you're in Wales it's gonna be hard. 99% of women here are diehard slags who only wanna date a rugby playing LAD
>>24990895
Where in Wales lad
>>24990879
Yeah but how did you get her in the first place?
>>24990924
Cardiff m8, but I believe the valleys and the like are even worse for Chav like behaviour.
>no. 24 on my advent calendar isn't a double chocolate
someone's going to pay for this
>>24990895
>99% of women here are diehard slags who only wanna date a rugby playing LAD
Absolute and complete truth.
Most of them are also fat, short, ugly and wear far too much makeup.
>>24990938
>tfw from the valleys
J U S T
>>24990955
got a shit tier haribo one with loads of stuff I don't like
>tfw you'll never have a fellow robot who is into normie things like you but still autistic
>>24990965
You're fucked, unless you go full on deranged roider like half the people from your way.
>>24990124
>21
>in a few weeks
>aka I'm 20
fuck off you underaged cunt
>>24990962
The looks of men and women in Wales is definitely disproportionate. I wouldn't say guys here are good looking but the vast majority of women are like you said, short, round and have these fat potato faces but act like they're the hottest shit on Earth.
It blows my mind when I go to other European countries or even England and see how much better the average girl looks compared to here.
It's fucked up tbqh
>>24991051
Europeans have better attitudes as well
>>24991126
Deffo, they're far more nicer and more approachable, open to just chatting. When I tried out tinder in Germany I got shitloads of matches, didn't even mention I was a foreigner. Back home I'm lucky to get 1 every 100 swipes.
I don't know why our girls have this shit attitude but their heads are really far up their own arse.
>>24990671
I'll end up being awake at 3am or so the cycle following going to sleep at 10pm.
>>24990853
Realise you've got some serious life problems. Learn how to get by without a trip on an anon board is the first fix.
>>24991030
>21 underaged
Going to need to see some ID lad
>>24991269
I ain't that guy but I think I'm doing well tb h. Got a good job, decent car, buying my first house but it seems like the majority of women my age still just want to shag lads from a shit club on a Saturday evening. Even worse is that they expect you to be interesting and outgoing when they're neither of those things.
>>24991212
Yea. Why is it so fucking hard to just go to sleep?
Takes me 30 minutes sat in pitch black silence get to sleep. Starts to really piss me off
>>24991318
You need to look harder lad, the ones you mentioned sound shit tier.
>>24991269
I aint a trip and having a trip has no correlation to your real life at all DESU, I think you have the serious life problems
>>24991383
Where does one find a good girl?
>>24991397
They literally do not exist.
>>24991397
>good
>girl
pick one
What's the plan for tonight lads
For me I'm going to
>make a sandwich
>play runescape
>wank to some 2d girls
>talk to this cute girl until she falls asleep and spend tomorrow with her
Things are looking up
>>24991318
don't worry.
they'll settle for your betabux soon enough.
>>24991434
>play witcher 3
>wank
>watch sopranos
>>24991434
Why can't 2D be real?
>>24991442
This is my ultimate fear m8. I'm doing nothing now but accumulating money and working out. I already have a decent amount of possessions, by the time I hit 30 the only options left are gonna be the twats who spent our teens/20s shagging wankers and acting like guys like me didn't exist.
What can I do to not end up with a woman like that? Is there no out option?
>spend so long arguing with friends who want to see star wars in 3d
>cave in and say ok to 3d
>tickets are all sold out for the whole weekend now
C A L C U L A T E D
Is it more depressing to spend your birthday alone or with your parents?
