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Tuesday edition.
Wtf you doin with your life son?
>>25006568
1st for Holly come back
>>25006568
GETTING HENCH
Seriously lifting things and then putting them down again is the only thing stopping me from killing myself right now
>>25006576
1st for holly can fuck off
watching b0aty play runescape.
>>25006568
>wake up
>go to mosque
>pray to Allah peace be apon him
>meet to smoke shisha and eat kebab
>walk home and see wifes ankle
>get angry
>shout at 4 year old son to study the Qur'an
>complain to government that they aren't giving me enough free money and how racist their society is
>pray on my magic flying rug to Allah
>Go back to Mosque and pray again
>>25006568
What else is there other than wagecucking?
>>25006646
haha very nice injoke my man i like it a lot :)
>First day home from university
>Parents at work
>Smoke a joint in the back garden with the cool air and glass of water
>Make amazing spotify playlist
feels alright desu senpaiDUDE WEED LMAO
>>25006568
just came home from college on a 'free' .debating if i should go back or just get drunk desu senpai
DXM IS KEWL
>>25006769
go back and get drunk tonight
>>25006789
dont do that
>>25006750
got any andre bratten on ur playlist unilad?
i fucking hate street sign double captcha
>tfw you can't thank or compliment someone without it sounding fake and forced
anyone else know this feel?
>>25006568
I wish I knew~
>>25006769
Go back lad
struggling to find work in my shitty small town so i can fucking move out of my goddamn parents house
>>25006861
i can find work in a local town but ive had jobs there in the past and sperged out and quit and dont want to work there now in case i see someone ive worked with in the past and they make fun of me
>>25006746
Is this sarcastic because i just assum when ever anyone says anything i just assume it sarcasism because i cannot give or take compliments
>>25006924
yeah this time it's sarcasm bad luck.
you can counteract this by leaving garbage posts like this on >>>/int/
thanks for ur co-operation :)
not much, just falling in love with girls from TV shows once again :/
important britfeel poll for britfeel census information
http://strawpoll.me/6273554
>>25006852
fuck off tilde pls
>>25006937
:(
Its true tho the Muslims are taking over
>>25007026
I'm thinking about converting already.
Don't want to be one who converts because they're forced to. I'll be at the bottom of the pyramid. I wanna get on this ride early.
>>25007090
Yeh but if you wanna go to the full ideology then you have live a boring ass life that involves living as a fucking pestent. You would have to get rid of everything fun the only thing you would be allowed to keep would be you CP as i heard they endorse that
>>25007090
lowest of the low on /r9k/, well done anon
>really want to buy a lewd anime figure for my collection but scared of displaying it
Suffering, might still get it but keep it in the box
>>25007204
What figure you planning on buying lad?
And yeah, you could always just keep it out of sight~
>>25007090
>being this cucked
THE FILTER IS GONE YATTA
>>25007265
Suzuki Margit, it came out a while ago but it's being sold new at a few places.
I haven't bought a lewd fig before, I normally just buyfigs from the Monogatari series and stuff. I haven't bought one in months though, mainly been buying PS4 games
>>25007309
Looks nice familia~
I've never bought a lewd fig either. I haven't bought figures for a few years since there aren't any of my waifu. Can get quite expensive as well~
cucked
You have been muted for 20 seconds, because your comment was not original.
>>25007390
Sounds like something a cuck would say desu
>>25007383
>Can get quite expensive
Yeah it's the reason I stopped before. I also have this preordered because Spoogy Ougi is worth any price.
I'm going to have to put a stop after those two though, it's a slippery slope and I don't want to spend a fortune.
Polaboo failed his driving theory
Got 35/50
The internet questions were different
Passed the hazard perception even though he forgot that was part of the test
Just applied to uni desu senpai. Waiting for offers
>>25007591
Fuck off, underage normie shitstain
at work, it's absolutely pissing it down l a d s. decided to seek shelter in the polytunnel. it's times like these where my job is not very comfy at all. have to walk home in this shit as well
>>25007576
>The internet questions were different
I used 'Theory test UK 2015 DTS" app on my phone
It has all the questions used in the test, just went on it every evening whilst watching TV for a week before my test and got a perfect score. All the answers I already knew from the app.
The depression is real
>>25007646
I'm 18 with no friends to hang out with and forced to go uni because muh future
>showed my counsellor a cute picture of Umi, Eli and Nico.
>Told her to choose the cutest
She chose Umi. What does this mean?
>>25007576
How?
How clinically retarded do you need to be fail a test which almost entirely common sense?
You fucking deserve to be here.
>>25006646
>Written by an angry 'white' NEET who does nothing all day.
>>25007799
It means she was just humouring you mate, you're going on 'the list'.
Just back from the psychiatrist, says she will see me again in 6 months.
My bennies better be safe lads or there will be hell to pay.
>>25007799
You've got problems
>>25007826
She wouldn't do that, she is nice.
>>25007266
But is it desu senpai
so bored
might go back to sleep
zzzzzzz
>>25007849
How come desu?
>>25007905
we are free to cuck, but not to baka desu senpai
am so bored I might start watching anime again whats good right now
>>25006646
the NEETness oozes through this post
I went university, handed in my coursework, got my watch back from my cousin. Now I'm studying for a test tomorrow
>>25007818
It's not, that's what I thought but there were questions on road signs, road markings and other things you couldn't just assume the most sensible one
>>25007960
Doesn't change the fact you're an inferior paki
>>25007919
You're showing your counsellor anime pictures. That's weird
>>25007973
> inferior
> paki
hahaahahahahahahahaha
hahaahahahahahahahahaha
>>25007973
Fuck off back to /pol/,you tedious cunt
>>25007818
>a test which almost entirely common sense?
Found the NEET who's never done the test. I passed it, due to learning pedantic shit that will never come up on the road.
>>25007960
>wearing a watch
why
>>25007994
because watches are nice and collectible
>>25007984
I'm not /pol/ lad but you can't possibly think you freaks are on the same level as white men.
>>25008001
they look silly unless your paying big money for them and your phone tells the time
>>25008004
> not a /pol/ lad
> believes the colour of your skin makes you superior
lol
Shit weather makes me want to lounge around.
Might play some more guitar, fallout 4 is boring as fuck
>>25008001
Its spelt collectable
What are you studying lmao
>>25008020
How do you reason to your religion when shitposting on 4chan?
Not the comfiest of threads desu, post quality is usually better this time of day
>>25007969
>>25007988
I said 'almost' entirely - learning the road signs take 10 minutes tops, then there's maybe one or two mathsy ones about stopping distances and the rest is shit like:
You see an old lady about to cross a zebra crossing, do you:
1. Slow to a halt until she crosses.
2. Keep going over the zebra crossing.
3. Honk your horn and shout, "Get out the road, you old fucking biddy."
>>25008039
computer science
>>25008040
I'm not a paki
>>25008051
Wait, are we doing CYOA again?
I vote for 3.
>>25008051
3 is the correct answer, obviously
>>25008051
Found the paki desu
>>25008004
>you can't possibly think you freaks are on the same level as white men.
>At least I'm not a Paki
Whatever helps give you an imaginary sense of self worth m8
>>25008093
>Shitskin
>Believe a pedo religion with few good, morale tales
>Religion that fucked up the whole east
Haha no, you're basically honourably white people haha. So GOAT.
>>25007988
>I passed it, due to learning pedantic shit that will never come up on the road.
Same, made a point of learning and revising about tram signs and crap like that and passed np.
people only come to me when they want something, money or undesirable tasks performed.
it's not the selfishness that bothers me, it's that they must not think i pick up on it. i can't tell if they think i'm dumb, or they just think that little of me.
>>25008125
You're lying though. Some pakis on here said it''s a common sense test, don't even have to glance at one of those booklets m8.
>>25008186
so call them out for it anon?
Please stop using the p word lads I have a friend from pakistan and I am very offended by it
>Mum: "my phone won't switch on"
>Me: "Did you let it run out of battery completely again?"
>Mum: "yes"
>>25008236
>mum
>not mam
cuck
>>25008236
Give her a box round the ears mate
>>25008262
Fuck off and send me my licence back you cuck.
Serious question how does an objectionally ugly manlet like myself get a gf?
>>25008235
There's not even any real pakis on here, just Autists.
All the real Pakis are busy fucking the White girls that these guys are too beta to get.
>>25008276
fuck off cunt would love to heem you
PAKIS OUT KEK
>>25008305
>>25008291
Good luck with that child.
>>25008315
>being proud of being old
>>25008197
It's common sense based on experience from being a driver (and a passenger) or a cyclist. I don't live in Blackpool or Manchester or any other of those quaint northern outposts where trams are still a thing so I read up on them to fill in gaps in my common sense and aquired knowledge then passed without getting any wrong at all.
>>25008344
Sarcasm you dumb, inbred kuck. Learn it.
>>25007576
Ive got mine next week.
How can I revise the hazard perception its fucking bullshit that I have to buy the app AND the theory app. fuck that off.
>all this bitching
>>25008311
Where'd Pak go?
>>25006568
Anyone in Reading wanna smoke a spliff?
>>25008363
Buy the book or download a .PDF
Don't be a retard, its really not hard
>>25008363
>>25008420
Sorry hazard perception?
If you can't pass that with common knowledge you shouldn't be on the road
>>25008420
Not the hazard perception though
>>25008363
Find a .torrent or some shit, why are people this thick?
>tfw Deborah died out of cancer not that long ago
Makes me feel old, brothers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJS3xnD7Mus
>turns on itv2
>jeremy kyle show
>state of this cunt
Honestly, I'm fucking lost for words.
I don't even know why I switched it on
>>25008485
>that song came out 20 years ago
>>25008501
jezzaK is a hero
#InternationalTeaDay what are you drinking ?
pg decaff for me
>interview at 9am
>about 150 miles away
>got up at 5:30 for it
>interviewer couldn't make it
>sent away and they'll reschedule after christmas
>only just got back
ffs
jizzum
>htv
>opal fruits
>>25008580
Tell 'em where to shove it.
>>25008501
kek just turned it on for a laugh.
Living pretty good neet right now, was living with my dad paying rent through jsa, but now hes in the mental hospital and im all alone at the house with no bills, only had to pay electric and gas and the rest is food, drugs and alcohol.
Since you asked, op
>>25008613
I'm sure this cunt was on Judge Rinder, he wanted his sugar daddy to pay for his dress or something after he went off with a younger more attractive twink.
>>25008621
Uhh why is he at the mental hospital?
>>25008652
manic schizo plus bipolar, he should be good in a few months
>>25008363
You don't need to revise hazard perception. If you fail it you are a retard. It's ridiculously easy.
>>25006640
im with you man, are you online now? im keen for a sesh desu
Muscles are exhausted from pushing myself already. That 15 min of cardio before walking to a long 8-9 hour work shifts and reduced food intake are already taking its tole.
Going from like 2500 calories average to under 2000 is a big jump. Especially when you're trying to burn 400 calories ontop.
That's almost -1000 each day.
But I have to keep going. Just tell my limbs to suck it up. Dieting/exercise alone hasn't helped me stop being a fatass, I have to do both together and be strict about it.
Else I'll just be a useless disgusting fat person the rest of my lonely life. And I don't want it anymore.
>>25008668
you ever shown any symptoms or has it skipped a generation? what was he doing?
What county are you guys in?
Oxfordshire here.
>2 quid per proton brownie bar
>50g protons
>400 calories
>only 24g carbs, 16g complex 8g sugar
STOP ME BEFORE I ORDER 20 BOXES
>>25008725
he tried to wank himself to death
>>25008727
North Somerset
>>25008725
No im pretty good, nothing related to schizophrenia just panic attacks very infreequently, and he was talking about how he is the centre of a "trans dementional religion" and breaking all the light bulbs.
He also went out for half an hour often and i don't know exactly what he was doing but one time he was completely naked and doing balay, and he is severly overweight
>>25008727
Bedfordshire represent
>>25008613
>>25008627
yeah he was
known as "glam sam"
>>25008727
North Yorkshire
Fortunately not near any pakis like in West Yorkshire
>>25006568
>mfw i am american i live in america
>girls dont like me
> i find chinese girls on okc all the time that talk to me and are interrested in me no matter how many memes or fucked up things i tell them. They still talk to me.
I want to move to china so bad . my dream girls are in china . im going crazy everyday .
>>25007818
Pakis have very low IQ
>>25008712
I'm proud of you lad~
Mustn't be easy but it's really great that you're trying your best. Keep at it
>>25008020
>race is only skin deep
>its not proven that whites have higher IQ than all but yellow people
>tutor partner gets called in to talk about his attendance when he misses a few lectures
>I haven't been to uni in weeks minus the assessed labs/tests
>not one email
I assume they dont give a fuck if you get alright grades
>>25007752
uni is going to be tough if you arent good at making friends
>>25008872
why you posting in britfeel then?
>>25008727
E S S E X
S
S
E
X
Bloox
>>25008872
>ChinaChinaChina
You're not one of those beta males who think girls will flock to you because your white right? They flock to white alpha males.
Poleaboo may have made a very serious mistake and wonders how long it will be until people start looking for her.
>>25006568
>wake up
>drink rum
>play guitar for half an hour
>go to the pub
>get a pint of overpriced stella
>buy some fried wings and chips
>go home
>nap for a few
>wake up feeling dehydrated and my whole body sweaty and tired and beer on my breath
>barely any money left and still no job
Wasteman ting desu, I drink too often and want to die anyway. Haven't had friends or talked to anyone outside my friends for years desu.
>>25009113
become a drug dealer
always people to talk to and everyone wants to be your friend
who here has no friends?
You have been muted for 8 seconds, because your comment was not original.
>>25009113
>Pub that sells fried wings
Holy Paki, Batman!!
>Tfw want to get drunk but it is too cold, dark and wet to walk to the shop
It's like 20 minutes there and 20 minutes back. I dunno what to do.
Normally I'd ride my scooter and it only takes 5 minutes but it is too wet I would skid out.
>>25009633
Just do it now lad. Get it over and done with. You will regret it.
>>25009633
Just do it now Iad. Get it over and done with. You will regret it.
>>25009626
Not at the pub, down the road from it m816.
woooooooooooooooohohohoooaaaa
i want to exercise but I'm tired as FUCK lads, what do?
>>25009609
Just one friend
Where did it all go so wrong?
Being a failed normie is worse than being a literal retard, I don't even have an excuse
>>25009780
Drink some coffee and get on with it you pussy
>>25009888
i actually want to do it because i got irregular hearbeat recently and do little to no cardio so i figured it might strengthen my heart a little bit. wouldnt cardio on caffeine be contra productive for that? i take quite a bit of caffeine daily so i thought this might strain my heart too. i dont want to lose any weight I'm normalweight.
>>25009609
>>25009820
22 year old autist reporting, literally have 0 friends since 6 years. i also never went out in those 6 years, only go to work and grocery shopping or buying other neccesary shit. shit this will be the 7th new years eve where I'm alone
my best years wasted, feels extremely horrible
>>25009951
It will increase your heart rate yes but I don't know I'm not a doctor, go talk to one mate
>>25009780
sleep then exercise
you get the most from exercise after you wake up anyway
Broke my weeklong SSRI-aided no-fap today.
Nearly passed out when I came, lads.
>>25010018
u fken wot
caffeine increases my heartrate maybe by 5 beats per minute. but it seems to increas the irregularity of the beats
>>25010037
>you get the most from exercise after you wake up anyway
maybe if you're a fatass who wants to lose weight.
and i dont have time to sleep now i gotta sleep in like 4 hours anyways cuz wagecuck ;_;
>sat a bar in the hipster part of town
>some guy starts talking to me about music
>release all my spaghetti and talk about roddy piper for 20 minutes
>guy stops talking to me and moves to another part of the bar
fuck sake boys, could've had a friend
>>25010106
How the fuck does that even come up in conversation lad?
>>25010126
He brought up John Carpenter's album. He hadn't seen They Live so I went through it with him in depth.
Lonely enough to post despite not being UK. Feel free to call me a bloody cunt and to fuck off.
>Studying mainstream legal cases
>Researching my professors for the upcoming term
>Subscribing to finance magazines
>Trying to get a meetup together for financial counseling
>Watching news
>Trying to be intellectually productive on my day off before finally resorting to videogames
>Wondering why I'm so lonely, that feeling is starting to wane though as my habits improve
>Trying to make the best out of my mediocre job
>Tryna get cozy
>Resisting urge to experiment with my bedtime benzos
>>25008311
memes out
>>25010249
>Being circumcised
HAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHA, FREAK
what's for dinner l a d s? I've got a chicken jalfrezi from waitrose
>>25010332
Got three mcdonlads meals at 2pm, just been picking at them like a greasy monster all day.
>>25010106
Had a similarly random encounter the other day:
>in the pub by myself having a quiet one with a book around lunchtime
>5 minutes in the older (early 40s) guy sat at a table next to me starts talking to me
>"hoho you've only got through one pint, you look like you can put it away"
>no, I don't - I look like a skeleton, and am just trying to have a quiet lunchtime pint between tours. and besides he's only had one as well.
>"haha oh I can mate, but I've got another tour to give in half an hour so shouldn't drink more"
>"oh you're a tourguide, me too, but in London - I'm just visiting for the day...."
>ends up buying me a pint and we chatted till I had to go, bout tourguiding, the town I live in, the book I was reading
>mfw he gave me his number and said to give him a ring 'If I wanted to meet up for a drink later or over the next few days'
Was he just a genuinely friendly, lonely guy or does he want to bum me?
Serious question.
>tfw no uncircumcised roastie who squirts her fishy juice into my mouth
>>25010389
>mfw I forgot to add my face
>>25010389
Romance should never be overt. He's trying to be a friend, and it's possibly open-ended.
>>25010430
Romance should never be overt but anal escapades should always be.
>>25008727
Lancashite
>>25010488
That's some thirsty mentality if I've ever seen it
Just had a wank using lube out of curiosity, didn't really feel a difference tbqh, bit disappointed
>>25010389
>Was he just a genuinely friendly, lonely guy or does he want to bum me?
Why not both?
I spent today wondering if it is okay to cuck someone, especially if they're your father.
Stepmum not mum so not some weird incest going on
>>25010634
I don't like fancy lube. Too hard to edge. Orgasm feels less focused and desensitized.
>>25010249
you sound like a faggot
t b h
>>25010634
Whaaaaat? I just started using astroglide and its a whole other ballgame now! I blast 2-3 times the cum
>>25010730
>not some weird incest
Do you live with her? Does she fill the role of mother/caretaker? This is ignoring the fact that your Dad shags her.
>>25010746
In what way senpai?
>>25010758
Idk it just felt exactly the same as without lube, I'll admit I climaxed faster with it though
>>25010760
No I don't live with them. I'm in my mid twenties and she is only 12 years older. She is attractive and a fiesty wee lass, exactly my type.
She has seen me be in a few dead end relationships and from summer on she has been all flirty, continuously texting me. It started with her "joking" that she would perhaps want another kid and since my pa had the snip years ago if I could knock her up instead.
So that offer was turned down but since then she still texts me non-stop, has appreciated how I'm getting in better shape and that I need someone who understands me. She also made me squeeze her tits when we were drunk and watching TV
>>25010781
in the
>I like to suck men's cocks
way
>>25010852
FUCK THAT BITCH ANON
>>25010852
She could be teasing you, maybe just entertaining you with fantasies. Are you disloyal to your father? Are you the loner type?
>>25010882
Oh. That's okay then. I do.
>>25010852
Cuck your dad, anon.
You can ascend to the highest spheres of manhood.
>your love child will even look a bit like your dad
It's literally the perfect crime, holy shit
>>25010852
lol she's not interested in you
if you make a move she'll be horribly creeped out and tell yoru dad
women pull this shit all the time
>>25010891
Not a loner by any stretch, just shite at picking girlfriends. Me and my dad get along hence why I felt real bad after squeezing dem titties. We almost made out once too but again brain over boner. I try to avoid being drunk around her because we'll end up doing something we'll regret when sober.
Me and my dad are buds and if me and her did anything serious it would change the dynamic so obviously he wouldn't not notice it. Also it gives her ammunition in case we ever fell out or she wanted to get at my father somehow.
>tfw check crushes facebook
>in a relationship since last year
>mfw met them again just before that
>mfw too coward to tell them
>>25010959
How many men get the chance to cuck their own dad, anon?
You can't let a greentext story that good go.
>>25010852
My stupid male brain would probably have tried it on already. The basically medieval, and slightly oedipal, idea of seducing my fathers wife is pretty irresistible.
But if you're wondering,
>haha impregnate me lol
>squeeze my tits for no reason
Are pretty clear green lights.
>>25010389
he was a tourguide so probably wants to bum you tbf
Lads I work on a chemical plant im 18 and my mum works for the same company and I can't leave for sake of face. I want to join the paras but I'm not fit enough yet wtf do I do???
good money tho
>>25011111
Get fit thenruin your anklesjoin the paras, you thick bugger.
Such a daft post seems unworthy of such digits.
>>25011106
>he was a tourguide so probably wants to bum you tbf
I'm not sure I understand how you got from A to B there.
I'm not sure you do either.
>>25011052
Its a shame I deleted the screencaps of her telling me not to have a wank for over a week so when we fuck it it'll give her twins or something. If you have ever seen Naomi K from Onlytease, she looks similar to her
>>25011187
>Its a shame I deleted the screencaps of her telling me not to have a wank for over a week so when we fuck it it'll give her twins or something
>hurrrr does she want to bone?
LESS TALKING, MORE RAIDINGYOUR MILF STEPMUM'S VAG AND/OR BUM
>>25008880
Oh God. You won't believe how relieved I was to eat dinner just now. I was starving.
I'm still hungry but I know I have to hold off on eating something else. Food takes time to digest and make you feel full sometimes.
I normally eat until I feel full. Unfortunately the bar on what full is probably moves forward constantly for me.
>>25011055
The list goes on!
Texts at night saying I'm naked and tried to wake your dad up but he is too tired oh what a shame this is going to waste. Asking me on several occasions if I masturbate t the thought of her. Asking me to do that towel-whip thing to her butt one night in the kitchen and then remarking that it feels really good.
Maximum willpower to not just give her the D
>>25011286
It isn't a question if she wants to, its if I should go through with it!
>>25011351
no
do not
it is bad
you will regret it
>>25011187
>>25011324
Now you're laying it on too thick and I no longer believe you.
Lads I'm worried this girl I'm seeing has lied about her age. She told me she was 16 but everyone is saying she's 13 and has lied about it in the past. I don't really want to give up the only gf I've ever had and I really like her but I also don't want to date a 13 year old at 18. Should I ask her for ID or something stupid like that
>>25011324
Just do it then you faggot.
>>25011477
Sure, may as well cover your arse anon.
>>25011414
Ha, I know it looks like that but thats why its such a dilemma. Someone you want to dick but really, really shouldn't
>>25011477
So long as you believe, and she's telling you, she's 16 then it's legal.
>>25011477
Save evidence she said she was 16 to you and you're good to go
>>25011324
as harsh as this sounds, I would honestly just wait until your father passes away and then try things with her.
>been chatting to girl
>can't tell if it's going anywhere or not
>going to an art gallery with her tomorrow
advice lads?
>>25011707
This isn't a bad option, but there could be fallout with other relatives over the affair
I saw Henning Wehn today outside my wageslave hut, he's less ugly and weird looking in real life desu. He's the German guy on QI and other panel shows sometimes. Nobody wanted to be interviewed by him apart from angry old codgers so they had to get the market stall people.
>>25011707
start with tiny bits of physical contact
eventually increase it
do not increase it too fast, you need to spread it over the day
you're welcome
>>25011665
Is that how it works? I met her when she was 15 but her birthday was a few weeks ago
Drinking and setting up a VPS. I've got so many servers, I forgot where I put my personal site. Anyway, hope you're all feeling, bots.
>>25011816
Every time I see him on telly, he's always painfully unfunny, have to switch it off. Germans, I guess.
>>25012051
>>25011816
His whole shtick seems to be "haha, you kooky Brits" and "look how German I am!".
In his defense panel shows can make genuinely funny people look shit. But I wouldn't bet that's the case with him.
>>25012332
He was a proper beta trying to get people to talk to him, he would look at people but not have the courage to ask them to be on camera. He reminded me of myself to be honest. He would slightly follow them but give up without saying anything.
Also has a right belly going.
>>25011477
>I also don't want to date a 13 year old at 18.
Give me her number, I'll date her
desu watching max and paddy and crying
>>25008733
>protons
>>25011477
have you already fucked her?
Someone teach me how to make friends
>>25008733
>>50g protons
Sounds like eating it would be a positive experience
>>25012543
Yes desu. Makes me kinda laugh hearing people talk about creampies when they haven't experienced PTP squeezing your cock as she calls you daddy tbqh.
>>25012486
> max and paddy
Paddy and max!Good taste lad, cheer up.
>>25012665
Reported to the authorities
Copsbloxx
>>25011707
Sorry lads was making Mediterranean chicken.
I was entertaining her with the idea of me taking a whole set of pics of her in various poses. That way its something, and I can furiously masturbate while waiting for the situation to change. The idea went cold but might bring it up again.
Thoughts fellas?
>hot and spicy chicken drumsticks
>chinese style pork loins
>schnitzel
>baked beans
>mushy peas
>kidney beans
>malaysian style noodles
>bacon
>halloumi/smoked cheeses/wensleydale/blue cheeses
>pita wraps
>mango chutney
>orange chocolate flavored protein bar
Fuck me mates, I need to find the proper combination for dinner, but this is seriously overwhelming, it's 8pm and I have no clue how or when to even start.
i lost my p45 guys
does that mean i won't get paid for a while at my new jawb?
>>25012908
pork loins with noodles
could add the kidney beans
could have the protein bar afterwards
>tfw you realise you're in an abusive relationship
Too scared to leave desu
>>25012908
>peas and two kinds of beans in a saucepan
>heat to a boil
>stir in the protein bar
Thank me later
>>25011324
Please don't cuck your ald man, don't you care how much that would hurt him. You're probably one of the only people he feels that really cares about him. Do yourself a favor and tell this slag to stop contacting you.
>>25012938
It'll mean you might get emergency taxed.
>>25012959
Abusive how? Please explain, using greentext where appropriate. Don't skimp on any spitting or humiliation.
>For the last week dad has been hinting that he has bought my some massively expensive gift for christmas
>tfw I told him I wanted a large tub of haribo sweets and a new DS game
>he hasn't stopped hinting at it for days
>everyday 'oooh I can't wait for crimbo son' and this bullshit
Man I fucking hate receiving gifts.
He did this fucking bullshit last year as well, and bought me a fucking expensive chair even though I always sit on my bed.
Then I felt bad and sat on the chair for 38 consecutive hours, 20 of which he stood watching me, and kept asking ''you comfortable on your daddy seat son?''. Whenever I got up to take a toilet he scrambled to the chair and patted it to keep it warm. I hate the expectation of using gifts you didn't want
>>25013268
>''you comfortable on your daddy seat son?''
pretty unfunny post but that line got me tbqh
>>25013268
You've got a nice dad mate, be grateful
>>25013268
>any of this
>real
pick one and only one
>>25012959
Make-up sex is THE best though. I feel bad for anyone that hasn't been in a proper argument with an angry gf and in the heat of the moment she switches and lets you do anything to her. Closest I can describe it is this image.
>>25012665
Nice fantasy bro
Nah for real you're fucked in the head if that shit turns you on.
Should Tim Peake be allowed back to Britain after joining ISS
>>25013268
>you comfortable on your daddy seat son?
>>25013304
Of course mate, describe your fantasy with a cartoon, fucking place is full of idiots lmao
>>25008880
Why don't you fucking die of AIDS you fucking irritating cunt.
Day off from wageslavery tomorrow lads. Gonna play the guitar and make soup.
>>25013310
>Being attracted to women in their prime is 'fucked in the head'
Gonna need an explanation for this...
>>25013268
My dad refused to talk to me for 5 years between 13 and 18 and didn't try to contact me on my 18th birthday.
He did this because my mum wanted 200 pounds a month for me and my sister that he owed but he kept insisting he was broke and tried to get it lowered in the court.
Before you jump to his defence, he is absolutely fucking loaded but is just a dodgy dealer. He lived in various mansions and always had the latest small-cock-making-up-for BMW and I found out that during those five years according to him he spent around a million on his new wife and her daughter who wasn't related to him. My mum got absolutely jipped and got nothing from her divorce with him whatsoever so had to work 60 hours a week all the time I was growing up. This new one that had no kids with him? She's getting 30k a year FOR LIFE even with no kids. She has also never worked in her life.
>>25013419
>potential 13 year old calling you daddy during sex
>wanting to be called daddy by anyone during sex
>13/16 yo girl
>in their prime
Just shutup you fucking nonce
>>25013468
>any of that actually happened in the first place
>>25013434
Dude he shouldve payed for you and your sister but fuck off sbout her getting jipped from the divorce, your mum is stacey and fucked chad moneybags, its his money get fucked cunt.
>>25013510
Perhaps, but if it wasn't for her income he wouldn't have got that business off the ground in the first place.
Either way, I am considering a hit on him. Me and my Sister are the only ones left in his will now. He claims that he has a cool mill of life insurance. With that in mind, anyone want to earn a big red 50?
>>25013587
>I am considering a hit on him.
Sure you are, you low-test NEET.
>>25013612
I have a job and i'm absolutely covered in hair, I guess someone doesn't want an extra fifty pounds to spend on festive tendies.
>>25013631
Maybe you should give it to your mum m8
>Spent ages telling myself you don't like a lass
>Only met up with her once really
>Still message her almost every day
>Similar music taste
>Similar worldview
>"You're just her friend though you don't actually like her"
>Messages me today saying she's getting back with her ex
>>25013631
Turkey dinosaurs for Christmas u mad cunt
Maybe some smiley face ham too
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Somebody recommend me some nice chilled out music please!!
Not ambient though. Maybe some chill-hop like Deca or Blackalicious.
Pic related, a fucking incredible chill-hop album
>>25013268
your dad might be autistic mate
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>>25014104
Would enjoy seeing Nelly take black cock desu
