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Femanons, what do you think about penises like this you see online?
Would you ever want to encounter one irl?
I think "wow that's nice"
It would probably be kind of uncomfortable though. Big dicks are nice now and then but I wouldn't settle down with a guy because he had a big dick.
>>24977795
big dicks are nice now and then but average dicks are your "go to" cocks for sex amirite?
good and easy.
I can only fit one finger in my vagina so I dont know how it would work
>>24977863
>And they say roasts don't stretch out with dicks.
That is aesthetic as hell and what anyone would want and anyone who says otherwise is just downplaying themselves to not look like sluts.
That would split me in half. No thanks.
>>24977737
/9x6/ here
want my dick to look as big as op's but I don't want to burst a vessel
mixed feels
>>24978026
>9*6
Post a picture, you're full of shit.
>Femanons, what do you think about penises like this you see online?
Highly exhilarating
>Would you ever want to encounter one irl?
Not if it has a man attached to itI prefer rubber ones
honestly, the way huge dicks look in photos, cannot compare to the way they look in real life. take the actor Mandingo, his dick is allegedly 9 inches. it looks fucking gigantic, like bigger than my forearm. but in real life a huge dick looks so much bigger, i fucked a guy with an 8 incher and it looked so much bigger than the way they make things look in porn even with camera angles and small girls. 8 inches just just over 2 iphones long, which doesn't seem like that much, but fuck that thing had WEIGHT behind it just in my hands.
>>24977737
dicks are gross
>>24978225
thats why you took "thousands" of real ones before right?
why are you bullshitting yourself this hard
>>24979157
What do you mean?
Yes, I have indeed taken my share of dicks - which is exactly why I have good statistical reason not to do anymore!
>>24978026
>but I don't want to burst a vessel
That's pretty hard m8, at least the bigger ones. I have played with cockrings a lot, including folding them, and the biggest injury I ever sustained was a bruise the size of the tip of my thumb. Healed under two weeks. Gotten a lot of small bruises though, but it's pretty difficult to actually kill your dick with it.
Pic kind of related to it being hard to kill your dick with cockrings, notice the squeeze at base.
I'm repulsed by 99% of penises and the only ones I have ever liked looking at were 2d.
I'm not gay, I just hate genitals. I've had sex IRL and also did not enjoy the penis so much as the man it was attached to. I can happily go without sex for the rest of my life and just masturbate to my imagination where I never have to think about what penises look like.
>>24979224I've always liked that dick to be honest.
>Chads with big dicks are what I look for when I actually want sexual satisfaction, but I want my beta bux to have a average to smallish dick so his sexual urges can be put out of the way as quickly and efficiently as possible
There, we can all go home now and stop having these threads.
>>24979236
I bet you wouldn't like my personality though ;_;
>>24979256
Why, is your personality bad? Are you mean?
I'd want to suck that cock and have it inside of me, but not if you're mean.
>>24979269
I'm not mean, I'm just a hermit and have trouble maintaining contact with people. >>24975173 is my post.Ignore the part about control, it's just a kink and I still wouldn't be mean
>>24979302
I don't have too many strong contacts either, to be honest.
But I feel okay I guess.
>>24979328
Where are you from, anon who likes my bodypart?
>>24979364The US. What about you?
>>24979370
Wrong side of the globe.Finland
>>24979386
Just my luck.All the nice cocks are too far away. ;-;
>>24979422
Nothing would have ever come out of it anyway. I'm content watching TVthat's what I tell to myself
>>24979471
But you'd settle for having a friend to suck your cock while you watched TV, right?
>>24979224
I've always wanted to play around with a cock-ring, but the ones that vibrate. Is there any use for someone who gets no sex, though?
>>24979486
Yeah, that'd be ok if you can fit under my desk.
>>24979487
Never used the vibrating myself, only a few regular ones. The pic some posts back has one folded 50mm ring in it. It does give you an entirely new feeling if you jerk off with a fleshlight or a tenga, but probably not much use besides that.
>>24979205
i mean you crave it thats why you rubber yourself and liked it before
just find one with the right owner
i know who you are so no need for the usual introduction
>>24979519
Interesting, I've always wanted one just to see how thick my dick will get with it on as well. I've heard of people leaving it on even when their dick goes down for some supposed benefits.
But i'm a veiny fuck so i'm scared like the other guy of bursting my vein.
scary desu
>>24979529
>just find one with the right owner
Yes well... If you know me like you claim to do, you also no that this proved to be frustrating and futile.
I
AM
REALLY
NOT
COMPLAINING
>>24978450
Elaborate on being fucked by that monster,.
>>24979539
>I've heard of people leaving it on even when their dick goes down for some supposed benefits.
Wouldn't recommend that m8, even the boxes themselves carry warnings about making sure that you don't fall asleep with it on.
>Interesting, I've always wanted one just to see how thick my dick will get with it on as well.
I gain roughly half an inch of girth with it but it feels like three because of how tight it suddenly gets. Downside is that regular boners, even those "oh my god I want to fuck something right this second *boner bursting through pants*", suddenly feel a little weak.
I don't play with the rings anymore that often though, maybe twice a month max.
>>24979582
Interesting, cheers mate. Maybe sometime down the line i might try one.
>>24979862
Don't fall too deep into the hole, you might start buying penis pumps and that's a path of no return.
What do femanons think about the look of penises that have been cut.
>>24979924
outside of america they think there's something wrong with your penis (there is)
jews only like it because they love anything that's 10% off
>>24979933
Kek, I'm in UK, girls have said it looks nicer? But I didn't know if they were lying
>>24979933
>jews only like it because they love anything that's 10% off
10/10 for legitimately making me laugh
>>24979974
It can look nicer I guess, but only if you get a pretty much perfect cut. Often there's pretty noticeable discoloration so it looks like a nigger dick at one part and then there's a part of a white dick sewed onto it.
>>24977737
Nice benis faggot
>>24979554
I
DIDNT
SAY
YOU ARE
COMPLAINING
its cute when you are upset
>>24979924
Here is a little piece of truth for all of you. Most girls won't care either way. If they are really into you, they simply won't care. No matter what people tell you the preference is where you are from.
Some women won't even notice that something is different with your dong. Oh, and every sane woman will tell that she prefers cut if you're cut, but will tell an intact guy that she prefers uncut. Women are not stupid.
>>24979933
>10% off
That's some funny ass shit
>>24979486
>>24979493
are you two faggots?
>>24980335
Maybe, I don't know if USBot is a guy or a girl.
>>24980393
>posting in a dick thread on /r9k/
You tell me if it's a boy or girl
>>24980517
Considering the average poster here, a boy.
>tfw you will always be cut
>tfw you will always have a small dick
